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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>I was looking at today's big news story, which it

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<v Speaker 2>seems like it's all they're talking about on the big

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<v Speaker 2>national shows. But it's about the blizzard that is affecting

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<v Speaker 2>the East Coast. And I'm thinking to myself, that is

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<v Speaker 2>pretty much a Wednesday in Grand Rapids. And then I

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<v Speaker 2>just looked at the snow totals. Do you see the

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<v Speaker 2>snow totals at all? Oh no, they're saying twenty three

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<v Speaker 2>to thirty inches of snow.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I did your two feet of snow?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean that's I mean, is that coming r W?

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, it's it's this was just hanging out on

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<v Speaker 2>the East coast.

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<v Speaker 1>We got a little bit of it yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>But the funny thing is that this this snow is

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<v Speaker 2>so crazy. It's crippling, they say, the entire East coast.

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<v Speaker 2>They say that they have now in Manhattan they have

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<v Speaker 2>never had thirteen to seventeen inches of snow, which is

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<v Speaker 2>interesting because you cannot find places to put that snow,

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<v Speaker 2>like they have to burn that stuff off. And did

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<v Speaker 2>you see last week or two or a week and

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<v Speaker 2>a half ago there was so much snow. I guess

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<v Speaker 2>that we've had so far in New York that when

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<v Speaker 2>the snow finally melted from the warm ups that we had,

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<v Speaker 2>they found poop all over the place.

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<v Speaker 3>That's my backyard. I did scary. It was scary last

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<v Speaker 3>week when the snow melted.

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<v Speaker 1>There's so much pop.

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<v Speaker 2>This is on sidewalks, though, they're saying on the sidewalks

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<v Speaker 2>of New York this is the case.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it really? Or is it poop all over the place?

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<v Speaker 5>I think some of them might be human too.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, Well, you know, I guess, although you know it's funny,

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<v Speaker 2>I've never pooped outdoors like I've pooped myself on.

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<v Speaker 3>Your bucket list to do and check off.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not alone in that, no, But I've never, like,

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<v Speaker 2>like have you ever? I mean, I've peed outdoors numerous times.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think there's a golf game that I've ever

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<v Speaker 2>had that I didn't have to pee in a tree.

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<v Speaker 2>But I've never literally just gone and took a crap

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<v Speaker 2>somewhere on the side.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the road.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think I could, like, especially if you don't

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<v Speaker 4>had napkins, Like I don't want that in.

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<v Speaker 1>My ass, Like, you can't just away.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you are ever driving with me, know that

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<v Speaker 2>you're safe to poop because I have dude wipes in

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<v Speaker 2>my center council, but I use them purely for when

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<v Speaker 2>I spill on myself fast food. But I've never But

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<v Speaker 2>if you ever did need to go to the duty

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<v Speaker 2>on the side of the road, where would you duty?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you duty? Like? Like if you had the duty

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<v Speaker 1>and you're walking down I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Grash it not a perfect street sign.

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<v Speaker 3>A container in one of the garbage cans.

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<v Speaker 4>It that way you say, you said, look in the

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<v Speaker 4>garbage can for a container. Yes, no, I'm not going

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<v Speaker 4>in the trash can.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm taking it. I'm taking a grash it on grash it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not saying you go in the trash can. You

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<v Speaker 3>take something out of the trash can and take it

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<v Speaker 3>to a private place.

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<v Speaker 2>Shannon, I saw this thing yesterday that I was going

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<v Speaker 2>to actually send to Chelsea as a thing that I

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<v Speaker 2>would like her to purchase for me. It was and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if anybody's gotten this at all on

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<v Speaker 2>their Instagram, but if you haven't, you're going to get

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<v Speaker 2>it now because I'm talking about it. It's this device

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<v Speaker 2>ice that men and women so penises or vaginas can

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<v Speaker 2>use in what it is it's it's a yellow tube

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<v Speaker 2>and you can pull it like an accordion or like

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<v Speaker 2>an accordion.

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<v Speaker 1>Saw that. Did you see that? I just saw that.

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<v Speaker 2>And you can pull it all the way out and

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<v Speaker 2>make it huge and you can pee into it. It

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<v Speaker 2>will fill, it will fit enough pee from the human bladder,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you can seal the top and dump it

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<v Speaker 2>out at the next stop that you have to don't

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<v Speaker 2>did you What do you think of that cav Would

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<v Speaker 2>you ever get that and put it in your car?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 4>But I think I think if you got, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>a big fat bladder, and you'll know how to contain yourself.

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<v Speaker 4>I can see this being very useful. I will say this.

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<v Speaker 4>I tried to pee.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a what was that? It was an Afrofest

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<v Speaker 1>or one of them.

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<v Speaker 4>Was like the first year when they had Burnu Boy

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<v Speaker 4>performance and I went out there. I'm out there for hours,

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<v Speaker 4>bro and I saw so many people I knew, and

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<v Speaker 4>I was just chilling in the back by the alcohol

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<v Speaker 4>and people were buying me drinks and I'm just drinking,

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<v Speaker 4>having a good time. When I got to the car,

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<v Speaker 4>I had to pee. Man, I overflow my Kroger water bottle.

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<v Speaker 4>That extendo thing. You talking the ball because I had

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<v Speaker 4>too much for the bottle.

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<v Speaker 2>It's funny that you say that that because I've had

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<v Speaker 2>like a big, large size McDonald's drink, drank the whole

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<v Speaker 2>thing on a car ride and then had to peeve pete.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, wait a second, there's more than what was

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<v Speaker 2>in the drink. I didn't realize what was going to wipes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're getting to the top, all right, So this is

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<v Speaker 2>so random. We're going to be doing the dirty air

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<v Speaker 2>in a second. But are there any women that have

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<v Speaker 2>ever dutied outside? And I'd say that only because I

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<v Speaker 2>know there's construction workers that have dutied on the on something,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean, Like not.

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<v Speaker 5>Any some women do it before when we were on

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<v Speaker 5>the boat and like we didn't have a bath throat. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>they like go in a bag.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, they.

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<v Speaker 5>Like squat in a bag. I don't know, put it

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<v Speaker 5>in the garbage or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I was about to say the lake.

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<v Speaker 5>No spot somewhere in the boat and go in a bag.

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<v Speaker 1>But what lakes were talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>Pintiac Lake, by the way, Haniak Lake's a shallow lake too.

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<v Speaker 2>If you did doty off the side. You'd still see

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<v Speaker 2>it floating, floating right there. What's up, Jody, how you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>It's mojo in the morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh god, this is horrible.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh I wish that would have been anonymous.

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<v Speaker 8>I was about.

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<v Speaker 6>Fifteen, sixteen years old dating a senior in high school

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<v Speaker 6>and we were at his house, his Halloween party. He

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<v Speaker 6>had one bathroom, and you know how else women are.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm like, oh my god, Oh my god, and I'm

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<v Speaker 6>getting the cramp.

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<v Speaker 1>Dump that. Sorry, we're gonna dump that.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>You were like at the party and you said, holy spit,

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<v Speaker 2>which go ahead.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>And I'm like everybody's there, like everybody from school, like

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<v Speaker 7>I hung out with.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody.

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<v Speaker 6>And I'm like, there's no way, Like, there's one bathroom.

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<v Speaker 6>I can't hold it. I'm gonna end up.

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<v Speaker 7>Sitting in my hands.

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<v Speaker 1>Over the place.

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<v Speaker 6>So I run out and I literally I went in

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<v Speaker 6>front of the house next to a tree. I made

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<v Speaker 6>sure I ran into the bathroom first and grab toilet paper.

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<v Speaker 6>It was like a shoe. Oh, it was like a volcano.

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<v Speaker 9>That was sitting there.

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<v Speaker 8>Wait.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, if you went to the bathroom to get the

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<v Speaker 2>toilet paper, why didn't you just tell the person that

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<v Speaker 2>was in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Get the hell out. I gotta go.

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<v Speaker 6>Because it's embarrassing my sit. I never said it didn't sink.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh, So you didn't want to do it in

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<v Speaker 2>the house to make an embarrassment.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to do it and went outside.

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<v Speaker 6>So so I go outside.

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<v Speaker 7>I spend the night there because I'm drinking Boons Farm

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<v Speaker 7>Strawberry Hill, Boon's Farm. And the next day there's dogs.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm not gonna go on.

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<v Speaker 2>Like her strawberries. Jody, You're my kind of girl. What's

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<v Speaker 2>what's up, Raquel?

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing, Hey, Mojo?

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<v Speaker 8>Long time no talk.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been a couple of weeks.

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<v Speaker 6>But I was in the army and they gave us

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<v Speaker 6>women these little funnels, no lie they were pink plastic

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<v Speaker 6>funnels and at the end there was.

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<v Speaker 1>A rubber hose.

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<v Speaker 9>So when we would drive in these convoys, they didn't

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<v Speaker 9>want us to stop. So we had a peet in bottles.

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<v Speaker 6>And I remember one time that I really had to pee.

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<v Speaker 6>I had the lieutenant next to me, I had the

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<v Speaker 6>medic behind me, and I try.

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<v Speaker 8>To use the funnel.

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<v Speaker 6>I pede and I looked in the bottle and there's

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<v Speaker 6>no urine in the bottle.

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<v Speaker 8>But I was so sweaty that I had no idea

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<v Speaker 8>like if it was sweat or.

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<v Speaker 1>So, you need this?

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<v Speaker 2>You need this device that I saw on Instagram. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>telling you, Kevin and I saw this saying that does

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<v Speaker 2>it not look like a wonderful device? Car?

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<v Speaker 1>It's very useful. I can't remember, Shannon, if it had

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<v Speaker 1>a name.

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<v Speaker 2>According all I kept make me think was that Mike

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<v Speaker 2>over at Gordon Chevrolation. Include it in the purchase of

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<v Speaker 2>a car, you know what I mean? Like, have it

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<v Speaker 2>be that if you buy a car, you get the

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<v Speaker 2>pea stick for free?

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on, Sarah? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 9>Good morning?

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<v Speaker 8>I'm fine.

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<v Speaker 9>How about yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>Fantastic? Sarah. Please keep it as clean as possible. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you do the outdoors? Yes?

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<v Speaker 8>I did, I kind of girl explained to you. And rafting, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>everybody brings.

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<v Speaker 9>Their own food. So we're eating and all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 9>I feel myself getting a bubble gus, oh God, and

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<v Speaker 9>I'm trying to hold my breath, praying that this is

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<v Speaker 9>not about happened.

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<v Speaker 1>But it did.

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<v Speaker 9>And my my raft, my little thing I was on

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<v Speaker 9>with full of poop.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay.

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<v Speaker 9>I tried to play it off. I'm flipping over, so

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<v Speaker 9>won't nobody see it? But when I flipped it over,

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<v Speaker 9>all the brown stuff came out.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, all right in the.

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<v Speaker 1>Right away.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I tell you this is why I will never

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<v Speaker 2>go to raft Off. Everybody always asked me, Hey, east

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<v Speaker 2>Side guys, you got to come out here, Mojo you

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<v Speaker 2>bean love listeners will love you people duty on raft Off.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not that I.

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<v Speaker 9>Tried to play it off, but it didn't. You know,

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<v Speaker 9>I was praying it didn't happen, but it did. And

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<v Speaker 9>I know they're not listening because all of them was like,

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<v Speaker 9>my god, it was all right for them, No hold

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<v Speaker 9>hand and go out there and pee together. But you

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<v Speaker 9>may tell me I can't poo on.

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<v Speaker 2>This is, by the way, our listeners, we need to

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<v Speaker 2>come up with Instead of dude wipes, we should have

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<v Speaker 2>like wipes for women.

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<v Speaker 1>Women.

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<v Speaker 2>Women need wipes to tag it to right. When we

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<v Speaker 2>used to do those contests, like remember that we were

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<v Speaker 2>it was like the Endurance contest and.

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<v Speaker 3>They had like four minutes to go to the bathroom

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<v Speaker 3>every couple of hours or something.

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<v Speaker 2>That was one of the one of the rules in

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<v Speaker 2>the contest that Cody had to come up with was

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<v Speaker 2>if you defecate yourself out of the contest, because people

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<v Speaker 2>were thinking that that that's that's how they could Winkay, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>where are you from?

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<v Speaker 8>I am from Detroit.

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<v Speaker 1>My kind of girl likes to call up Mojo in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning to admit that you have pooped in your car.

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<v Speaker 8>I had to poop in my car, okay. So we

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<v Speaker 8>went to go and get our breaks done by a

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<v Speaker 8>local person, and I decided to stay in the car

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<v Speaker 8>because I had my child in the car, who was,

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<v Speaker 8>you know, an infant at the time, and you know,

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<v Speaker 8>I'm staying in the car. The cars twice stood up

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<v Speaker 8>in the front. You know, they're doing everything, and he

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<v Speaker 8>was taking four ever and I don't remember if I

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<v Speaker 8>ate something or what, but my stomach was doing all

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<v Speaker 8>sorts of dances. And I'm in the back just like,

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<v Speaker 8>I can't hold this anymore, and I'm not going in

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<v Speaker 8>that house because it looks a little sketchy. So I

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<v Speaker 8>crawled to the back, doing my best not to rock

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<v Speaker 8>the car because I'm like seeing too many final destination movies,

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<v Speaker 8>so I'm like going to the back of the car.

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<v Speaker 8>I had to do my thing. We thankfully, we had

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<v Speaker 8>like these big construction, like trash bags in the back.

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<v Speaker 8>So I kind of just made my own makeshift toilet.

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<v Speaker 8>I scooped the front the passenger seat in the front

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<v Speaker 8>of me forward as much as I could so I

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<v Speaker 8>can have some space to kind of like dangle my

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<v Speaker 8>butt over it. And I had this.

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<v Speaker 2>The car was up on blocks or something at the

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<v Speaker 2>time that it was getting done.

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<v Speaker 8>It was on a jack.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, how would you like to be the

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<v Speaker 1>guy underneath the jack fixing the car? This is what

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing?

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<v Speaker 8>Windows in the back. So thankfully I was happy for that,

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<v Speaker 8>but it was it was definitely a sweaty moment.

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<v Speaker 2>When he lets the jack down and you got out.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you ask him if you could put something in

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<v Speaker 2>his garbage can?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 5>You took it home, took it somewhere else.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh my god, I had a new I had a

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<v Speaker 8>newborn in the car. So if it did smell anything

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<v Speaker 8>after I tied it.

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<v Speaker 1>Up, the baby, that's all you need.

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<v Speaker 8>I am so because I had baby wipes.

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<v Speaker 1>Because there you go.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't think we had any napkins.

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<v Speaker 4>That's my thing right there? Where are we wiping with?

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<v Speaker 4>Because McDonald's napkins are rough? I'm not you know, what

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I'm not going to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they are, by the way rough and you get

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<v Speaker 2>it on on the McDonald's m you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>It's on the Golden Archers term brown. All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I wasn't intended on doing that topic today, but

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<v Speaker 2>that was a good one,