Speaker 1: You know, it's interesting.
Speaker 2: I was looking at today's big news story, which it
Speaker 2: seems like it's all they're talking about on the big
Speaker 2: national shows. But it's about the blizzard that is affecting
Speaker 2: the East Coast. And I'm thinking to myself, that is
Speaker 2: pretty much a Wednesday in Grand Rapids. And then I
Speaker 2: just looked at the snow totals. Do you see the
Speaker 2: snow totals at all? Oh no, they're saying twenty three
Speaker 2: to thirty inches of snow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did your two feet of snow?
Speaker 4: I mean that's I mean, is that coming r W?
Speaker 2: No, No, it's it's this was just hanging out on
Speaker 2: the East coast.
Speaker 1: We got a little bit of it yesterday.
Speaker 2: But the funny thing is that this this snow is
Speaker 2: so crazy. It's crippling, they say, the entire East coast.
Speaker 2: They say that they have now in Manhattan they have
Speaker 2: never had thirteen to seventeen inches of snow, which is
Speaker 2: interesting because you cannot find places to put that snow,
Speaker 2: like they have to burn that stuff off. And did
Speaker 2: you see last week or two or a week and
Speaker 2: a half ago there was so much snow. I guess
Speaker 2: that we've had so far in New York that when
Speaker 2: the snow finally melted from the warm ups that we had,
Speaker 2: they found poop all over the place.
Speaker 3: That's my backyard. I did scary. It was scary last
Speaker 3: week when the snow melted.
Speaker 1: There's so much pop.
Speaker 2: This is on sidewalks, though, they're saying on the sidewalks
Speaker 2: of New York this is the case.
Speaker 1: Is it really? Or is it poop all over the place?
Speaker 5: I think some of them might be human too.
Speaker 2: Wow, Well, you know, I guess, although you know it's funny,
Speaker 2: I've never pooped outdoors like I've pooped myself on.
Speaker 3: Your bucket list to do and check off.
Speaker 2: You're not alone in that, no, But I've never, like,
Speaker 2: like have you ever? I mean, I've peed outdoors numerous times.
Speaker 2: I don't think there's a golf game that I've ever
Speaker 2: had that I didn't have to pee in a tree.
Speaker 2: But I've never literally just gone and took a crap
Speaker 2: somewhere on the side.
Speaker 1: Of the road.
Speaker 4: I don't think I could, like, especially if you don't
Speaker 4: had napkins, Like I don't want that in.
Speaker 1: My ass, Like, you can't just away.
Speaker 2: So if you are ever driving with me, know that
Speaker 2: you're safe to poop because I have dude wipes in
Speaker 2: my center council, but I use them purely for when
Speaker 2: I spill on myself fast food. But I've never But
Speaker 2: if you ever did need to go to the duty
Speaker 2: on the side of the road, where would you duty?
Speaker 1: Would you duty? Like? Like if you had the duty
Speaker 1: and you're walking down I don't know.
Speaker 2: Grash it not a perfect street sign.
Speaker 3: A container in one of the garbage cans.
Speaker 4: It that way you say, you said, look in the
Speaker 4: garbage can for a container. Yes, no, I'm not going
Speaker 4: in the trash can.
Speaker 1: I'm taking it. I'm taking a grash it on grash it.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying you go in the trash can. You
Speaker 3: take something out of the trash can and take it
Speaker 3: to a private place.
Speaker 2: Shannon, I saw this thing yesterday that I was going
Speaker 2: to actually send to Chelsea as a thing that I
Speaker 2: would like her to purchase for me. It was and
Speaker 2: I don't know if anybody's gotten this at all on
Speaker 2: their Instagram, but if you haven't, you're going to get
Speaker 2: it now because I'm talking about it. It's this device
Speaker 2: ice that men and women so penises or vaginas can
Speaker 2: use in what it is it's it's a yellow tube
Speaker 2: and you can pull it like an accordion or like
Speaker 2: an accordion.
Speaker 1: Saw that. Did you see that? I just saw that.
Speaker 2: And you can pull it all the way out and
Speaker 2: make it huge and you can pee into it. It
Speaker 2: will fill, it will fit enough pee from the human bladder,
Speaker 2: and then you can seal the top and dump it
Speaker 2: out at the next stop that you have to don't
Speaker 2: did you What do you think of that cav Would
Speaker 2: you ever get that and put it in your car?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: But I think I think if you got, you know,
Speaker 4: a big fat bladder, and you'll know how to contain yourself.
Speaker 4: I can see this being very useful. I will say this.
Speaker 4: I tried to pee.
Speaker 1: It was a what was that? It was an Afrofest
Speaker 1: or one of them.
Speaker 4: Was like the first year when they had Burnu Boy
Speaker 4: performance and I went out there. I'm out there for hours,
Speaker 4: bro and I saw so many people I knew, and
Speaker 4: I was just chilling in the back by the alcohol
Speaker 4: and people were buying me drinks and I'm just drinking,
Speaker 4: having a good time. When I got to the car,
Speaker 4: I had to pee. Man, I overflow my Kroger water bottle.
Speaker 4: That extendo thing. You talking the ball because I had
Speaker 4: too much for the bottle.
Speaker 2: It's funny that you say that that because I've had
Speaker 2: like a big, large size McDonald's drink, drank the whole
Speaker 2: thing on a car ride and then had to peeve pete.
Speaker 2: I'm like, wait a second, there's more than what was
Speaker 2: in the drink. I didn't realize what was going to wipes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're getting to the top, all right, So this is
Speaker 2: so random. We're going to be doing the dirty air
Speaker 2: in a second. But are there any women that have
Speaker 2: ever dutied outside? And I'd say that only because I
Speaker 2: know there's construction workers that have dutied on the on something,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like not.
Speaker 5: Any some women do it before when we were on
Speaker 5: the boat and like we didn't have a bath throat. Yeah,
Speaker 5: they like go in a bag.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they.
Speaker 5: Like squat in a bag. I don't know, put it
Speaker 5: in the garbage or something.
Speaker 1: I thought I was about to say the lake.
Speaker 5: No spot somewhere in the boat and go in a bag.
Speaker 1: But what lakes were talking about?
Speaker 2: Pintiac Lake, by the way, Haniak Lake's a shallow lake too.
Speaker 2: If you did doty off the side. You'd still see
Speaker 2: it floating, floating right there. What's up, Jody, how you doing?
Speaker 2: It's mojo in the morning.
Speaker 6: Oh god, this is horrible.
Speaker 7: Oh I wish that would have been anonymous.
Speaker 8: I was about.
Speaker 6: Fifteen, sixteen years old dating a senior in high school
Speaker 6: and we were at his house, his Halloween party. He
Speaker 6: had one bathroom, and you know how else women are.
Speaker 6: I'm like, oh my god, Oh my god, and I'm
Speaker 6: getting the cramp.
Speaker 1: Dump that. Sorry, we're gonna dump that.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 2: You were like at the party and you said, holy spit,
Speaker 2: which go ahead.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7: And I'm like everybody's there, like everybody from school, like
Speaker 7: I hung out with.
Speaker 1: Everybody.
Speaker 6: And I'm like, there's no way, Like, there's one bathroom.
Speaker 6: I can't hold it. I'm gonna end up.
Speaker 7: Sitting in my hands.
Speaker 1: Over the place.
Speaker 6: So I run out and I literally I went in
Speaker 6: front of the house next to a tree. I made
Speaker 6: sure I ran into the bathroom first and grab toilet paper.
Speaker 6: It was like a shoe. Oh, it was like a volcano.
Speaker 9: That was sitting there.
Speaker 8: Wait.
Speaker 2: Wait, if you went to the bathroom to get the
Speaker 2: toilet paper, why didn't you just tell the person that
Speaker 2: was in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Get the hell out. I gotta go.
Speaker 6: Because it's embarrassing my sit. I never said it didn't sink.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, So you didn't want to do it in
Speaker 2: the house to make an embarrassment.
Speaker 1: You want to do it and went outside.
Speaker 6: So so I go outside.
Speaker 7: I spend the night there because I'm drinking Boons Farm
Speaker 7: Strawberry Hill, Boon's Farm. And the next day there's dogs.
Speaker 7: I'm not gonna go on.
Speaker 2: Like her strawberries. Jody, You're my kind of girl. What's
Speaker 2: what's up, Raquel?
Speaker 1: How you doing, Hey, Mojo?
Speaker 8: Long time no talk.
Speaker 2: It's been a couple of weeks.
Speaker 6: But I was in the army and they gave us
Speaker 6: women these little funnels, no lie they were pink plastic
Speaker 6: funnels and at the end there was.
Speaker 1: A rubber hose.
Speaker 9: So when we would drive in these convoys, they didn't
Speaker 9: want us to stop. So we had a peet in bottles.
Speaker 6: And I remember one time that I really had to pee.
Speaker 6: I had the lieutenant next to me, I had the
Speaker 6: medic behind me, and I try.
Speaker 8: To use the funnel.
Speaker 6: I pede and I looked in the bottle and there's
Speaker 6: no urine in the bottle.
Speaker 8: But I was so sweaty that I had no idea
Speaker 8: like if it was sweat or.
Speaker 1: So, you need this?
Speaker 2: You need this device that I saw on Instagram. I'm
Speaker 2: telling you, Kevin and I saw this saying that does
Speaker 2: it not look like a wonderful device? Car?
Speaker 1: It's very useful. I can't remember, Shannon, if it had
Speaker 1: a name.
Speaker 2: According all I kept make me think was that Mike
Speaker 2: over at Gordon Chevrolation. Include it in the purchase of
Speaker 2: a car, you know what I mean? Like, have it
Speaker 2: be that if you buy a car, you get the
Speaker 2: pea stick for free?
Speaker 1: What's going on, Sarah? How you doing?
Speaker 9: Good morning?
Speaker 8: I'm fine.
Speaker 9: How about yourself?
Speaker 1: Fantastic? Sarah. Please keep it as clean as possible. Did
Speaker 1: you do the outdoors? Yes?
Speaker 8: I did, I kind of girl explained to you. And rafting, okay, yeah,
Speaker 8: everybody brings.
Speaker 9: Their own food. So we're eating and all of a sudden,
Speaker 9: I feel myself getting a bubble gus, oh God, and
Speaker 9: I'm trying to hold my breath, praying that this is
Speaker 9: not about happened.
Speaker 1: But it did.
Speaker 9: And my my raft, my little thing I was on
Speaker 9: with full of poop.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 9: I tried to play it off. I'm flipping over, so
Speaker 9: won't nobody see it? But when I flipped it over,
Speaker 9: all the brown stuff came out.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, all right in the.
Speaker 1: Right away.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you this is why I will never
Speaker 2: go to raft Off. Everybody always asked me, Hey, east
Speaker 2: Side guys, you got to come out here, Mojo you
Speaker 2: bean love listeners will love you people duty on raft Off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not that I.
Speaker 9: Tried to play it off, but it didn't. You know,
Speaker 9: I was praying it didn't happen, but it did. And
Speaker 9: I know they're not listening because all of them was like,
Speaker 9: my god, it was all right for them, No hold
Speaker 9: hand and go out there and pee together. But you
Speaker 9: may tell me I can't poo on.
Speaker 2: This is, by the way, our listeners, we need to
Speaker 2: come up with Instead of dude wipes, we should have
Speaker 2: like wipes for women.
Speaker 1: Women.
Speaker 2: Women need wipes to tag it to right. When we
Speaker 2: used to do those contests, like remember that we were
Speaker 2: it was like the Endurance contest and.
Speaker 3: They had like four minutes to go to the bathroom
Speaker 3: every couple of hours or something.
Speaker 2: That was one of the one of the rules in
Speaker 2: the contest that Cody had to come up with was
Speaker 2: if you defecate yourself out of the contest, because people
Speaker 2: were thinking that that that's that's how they could Winkay, hey,
Speaker 2: where are you from?
Speaker 8: I am from Detroit.
Speaker 1: My kind of girl likes to call up Mojo in
Speaker 1: the morning to admit that you have pooped in your car.
Speaker 8: I had to poop in my car, okay. So we
Speaker 8: went to go and get our breaks done by a
Speaker 8: local person, and I decided to stay in the car
Speaker 8: because I had my child in the car, who was,
Speaker 8: you know, an infant at the time, and you know,
Speaker 8: I'm staying in the car. The cars twice stood up
Speaker 8: in the front. You know, they're doing everything, and he
Speaker 8: was taking four ever and I don't remember if I
Speaker 8: ate something or what, but my stomach was doing all
Speaker 8: sorts of dances. And I'm in the back just like,
Speaker 8: I can't hold this anymore, and I'm not going in
Speaker 8: that house because it looks a little sketchy. So I
Speaker 8: crawled to the back, doing my best not to rock
Speaker 8: the car because I'm like seeing too many final destination movies,
Speaker 8: so I'm like going to the back of the car.
Speaker 8: I had to do my thing. We thankfully, we had
Speaker 8: like these big construction, like trash bags in the back.
Speaker 8: So I kind of just made my own makeshift toilet.
Speaker 8: I scooped the front the passenger seat in the front
Speaker 8: of me forward as much as I could so I
Speaker 8: can have some space to kind of like dangle my
Speaker 8: butt over it. And I had this.
Speaker 2: The car was up on blocks or something at the
Speaker 2: time that it was getting done.
Speaker 8: It was on a jack.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how would you like to be the
Speaker 1: guy underneath the jack fixing the car? This is what
Speaker 1: you're doing?
Speaker 8: Windows in the back. So thankfully I was happy for that,
Speaker 8: but it was it was definitely a sweaty moment.
Speaker 2: When he lets the jack down and you got out.
Speaker 2: Did you ask him if you could put something in
Speaker 2: his garbage can?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: You took it home, took it somewhere else.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I had a new I had a
Speaker 8: newborn in the car. So if it did smell anything
Speaker 8: after I tied it.
Speaker 1: Up, the baby, that's all you need.
Speaker 8: I am so because I had baby wipes.
Speaker 1: Because there you go.
Speaker 8: I don't think we had any napkins.
Speaker 4: That's my thing right there? Where are we wiping with?
Speaker 4: Because McDonald's napkins are rough? I'm not you know, what
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they are, by the way rough and you get
Speaker 2: it on on the McDonald's m you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's on the Golden Archers term brown. All right.
Speaker 2: Well, I wasn't intended on doing that topic today, but
Speaker 2: that was a good one,