Speaker 1: Marcrocers.
Speaker 2: All right, well that was an interesting conversation I never
Speaker 2: expected to have on a Tuesday morning. The more you know,
Speaker 2: Marty and John Bonus show just happened in here.
Speaker 3: Did one of the two of them just go Tommy
Speaker 3: Elson on it? Yeah, yeah, we won't say who you know,
Speaker 3: what's what you did?
Speaker 2: Martinson regards that conversation, I tell you them. Yeah, do
Speaker 2: you think that there's like if there's three folks in
Speaker 2: the office who do that job, that like one of
Speaker 2: them is the low man on the totem pole, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? And like you get this one,
Speaker 2: you get that one, like when Brenda comes back to
Speaker 2: the clientele, like I show up and he's like, no,
Speaker 2: I'm thinking more like when Brenda comes back and for
Speaker 2: the second one, the guys like I had Brenda the
Speaker 2: first time, somebody's taking care of that at this time,
Speaker 2: because Brenda a big fan of bathing.
Speaker 3: What we're gonna have to.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Because I mean, that's come on, Brenda.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's let's let the listeners in.
Speaker 5: We're talking about laser hair removal, which can be done
Speaker 5: on your face, arms, legs, pits. Yes, Uh so you
Speaker 5: don't have to get the dirty job or whatever you're
Speaker 5: talking about.
Speaker 3: I mean there are sensitive areas. I'm sure something.
Speaker 4: Weird episode.
Speaker 3: Pull your hands out, Brenda, that does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we're gonna talk afterwards.
Speaker 3: You ain't scared.
Speaker 5: Because John Johnny Boons was talking about shaving, like how
Speaker 5: you could you could laser that, but I bet it
Speaker 5: would be very painful because they have to hit every
Speaker 5: hair follicle.
Speaker 3: And usually people be trying to grow on that stuff back.
Speaker 3: Damn right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let us know how it goes after your first treatment.
Speaker 3: Okay, well we do that. Yeah for sure.
Speaker 2: Man, I wish I'd shaved my head a long time ago.
Speaker 2: It's the greatest thing ever. Same, it is nice and
Speaker 2: little main that's yeah, same, yeah.
Speaker 5: Because look you look good bald too. There's a there
Speaker 5: is a strong confidence to just.
Speaker 3: Like here it is.
Speaker 1: It looks much more intentional, yea, and intentional is nice attractive.
Speaker 3: I noticed your beard. Your beard is getting a little choppy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well my beard is a work in progress. That's
Speaker 1: gonna be a work in progress for weeks and weeks
Speaker 1: and weeks because.
Speaker 3: Really bad, what's what's happening?
Speaker 1: You know, We're just going to just keep you going
Speaker 1: to see where it goes and then make make some choices.
Speaker 6: Do you guys know anybody that actually had and used
Speaker 6: a chia pet m I did you know what I'm saying? Yeah,
Speaker 6: anyone actually have one.
Speaker 5: Christmas gift on it when I was in high school?
Speaker 6: Maybe I never did. So I'm just going to use
Speaker 6: your beard for the next couple of weeks. It's my
Speaker 6: own personal it takes to grow.
Speaker 3: This is Yeah, this was like two and a half
Speaker 3: week's growth. What's your cee? This is how longer than
Speaker 3: I could do? So do I grow a beard? Bartie? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I even have to trim.
Speaker 7: And we were talking about that.
Speaker 3: I was hoping the lasers.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the guy from Juicy Top walked in.
Speaker 3: Well, Pa thought the movie reviewer we just talked about.
Speaker 5: By the way, shallow Jean Shallot still with us ninety
Speaker 5: nine years old, kidding me, will be one hundred on
Speaker 5: March twenty fifth.
Speaker 6: That dude's still alive. My gosh, so Ciscol's been dead
Speaker 6: for what a quarter century? The Shallots still with us.
Speaker 7: I can't do it now, he's going to not go
Speaker 7: make it.
Speaker 3: The Battle of the Jeans went to Shallat, I'd say,
Speaker 3: went too smart. Jean just tapping out a moment.
Speaker 1: Do it?
Speaker 3: You can't do it out y'all. You still watching movies,
Speaker 3: you still reviewing movies that clear?
Speaker 4: Whoa hit this?
Speaker 3: Please don't.
Speaker 4: It's time for fan five on the Power Trip presented
Speaker 4: by Builders and Remodelers.
Speaker 7: Let's say, yeah, thank you? Do we have to change
Speaker 7: theming on?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah we would.
Speaker 2: We thank them any way, shod We thank him anyway, man, Yeah,
Speaker 2: we love you guys.
Speaker 6: All right, let's start with the most important stuff in
Speaker 6: the world of sports. Three times Slam Dunk Champ Mac
Speaker 6: McClung is skipping the twenty twenty six Slam Dunk Contest.
Speaker 6: Why Hi, who hey, this is almost impossible, Marnie. Just
Speaker 6: try this. He has played nine career NBA games. He's
Speaker 6: the only player to ever win three straight dunk contests.
Speaker 6: I believe Nate Robinson has also won three, but they
Speaker 6: weren't consecutively, so we're not going to see the four peede.
Speaker 3: He has fifty two career total points in the NBA.
Speaker 6: He's a g leaguer, right, yeah, but he has been
Speaker 6: with five different NBA organizations?
Speaker 5: Can you name the five? Go give it a show chance.
Speaker 5: When I picture Mac mclung. All I can picture is
Speaker 5: the dunk contest. And I can't even picture.
Speaker 6: His jersey jersey because he wore a couple of throwbacks. Lakers,
Speaker 6: Miami Lakers is one. Mac McClung, Washington Nope, Cleveland nope,
Speaker 6: Houston nope, Magic.
Speaker 3: Magic is one very good, Philly is one yep, Charlotte nope.
Speaker 3: The Dusty Mons, Budweiser. I don't think we're going to
Speaker 3: get to the other.
Speaker 6: New Orleans Lakers, Bulls, Sixers, Magic Pacers. He's currently with
Speaker 6: the Bulls G League team, the Windy City Bulls.
Speaker 3: That's Hawk's favorite team.
Speaker 7: Man, I support on the mascot.
Speaker 3: What's the mascot your taddy?
Speaker 1: So they played in Chicago as well, just like the Bulls.
Speaker 1: They've got both their G League team and their NBA team.
Speaker 3: And I don't know.
Speaker 6: This morning, Plymouth, Minnesota was pretty windy, so maybe they're
Speaker 6: in Plymouth. It's it's it's brisk out there, baby, it's windy.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 6: The wild host Chicago tonight at seven o'clock. Marny with
Speaker 6: the puck drop. That's pretty cool. Still get there early.
Speaker 6: Make sure you see Marnie's puck drop.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't I would imagine. Is that so if
Speaker 3: the game starts at seven to ten, I don't even know.
Speaker 3: If it's just do I drop at seven? No nine?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Just get there early enough. The pre show is pretty
Speaker 4: fun and I don't.
Speaker 3: Know, I mean, the whole family's going, so I'll can.
Speaker 5: I take a lap z thatch o if I bring
Speaker 5: my Dorothy Hammels with me.
Speaker 4: Take a couple of laps, Okay, and uh yeah, be
Speaker 4: sure to swing up and say hi, love to introduce
Speaker 4: you to Tom Raid.
Speaker 3: Hello Tom?
Speaker 8: Who?
Speaker 4: Now Tom Raid? Arthur is dead?
Speaker 3: Okay, it'll be fun.
Speaker 5: I I mean, I've worked wild games in my tenure,
Speaker 5: but they're few and far between you and it's been
Speaker 5: a while. I am joining the uh the FanDuel first
Speaker 5: intermission at the desk with Audre Martin to promote good
Speaker 5: the Felino face off.
Speaker 3: That is cool.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And if you are if you are able and
Speaker 5: you feel compelled, I'd love to have a donation to
Speaker 5: Marcus Filino Team Fillino because they're also kind of pitted
Speaker 5: against each other in a in a friendly brotherly kind
Speaker 5: of way, so they'll kind of be keeping track in
Speaker 5: this competition between Marcus and Nick and we're Team Marcus
Speaker 5: guys because we're we're Wild fans, so we're raising money
Speaker 5: for breast cancer tonight with the Felino face off.
Speaker 6: That all checks out a couple of NFL conspiracies to
Speaker 6: be debunked or discussed quickly.
Speaker 3: About a week ago, we talked about.
Speaker 6: Oz Pearlman, how when he went to the Rams facility
Speaker 6: earlier in the year he did that cool trick with
Speaker 6: Matt Stafford where he got him two. He guessed DeVante
Speaker 6: Adams score in his hand, which was twenty three to fourteen,
Speaker 6: and they were all talking about how that was the
Speaker 6: Broncos in Rams final score, that the Rams were going
Speaker 6: to beat the Broncos twenty three fourteen. Well, as of
Speaker 6: a week ago, that long term premonition was still alive.
Speaker 3: Now it's obviously it's gone, yeah, but.
Speaker 6: It was funn well that lasted. Have you seen the
Speaker 6: latest one though, that is going semi viral on the
Speaker 6: old Internet. If you go back to September, there is
Speaker 6: a photo, an animated photo of like all of the
Speaker 6: major stars of the NFL, one for each team with
Speaker 6: their backs to the graphics so you can see their
Speaker 6: last name number.
Speaker 3: And it's in the distance.
Speaker 6: It's the Super Bowl site at Santa Clara, and it's
Speaker 6: basically the march to Super Bowl sixty starts now, right,
Speaker 6: it was September. If everybody has noticed that, if you
Speaker 6: zoom all the way in and go all the way
Speaker 6: to the back of the picture, because Saquon Barkley is
Speaker 6: like front and center because Eagles are the defending champs.
Speaker 6: But if you go all the way to the back,
Speaker 6: the two guys that are the closest to the Super
Speaker 6: Bowl are Drake May and Sam Darnold.
Speaker 3: No, so people are saying that this script was leaked.
Speaker 6: Yeah, great, Now you could go back in September and go, well,
Speaker 6: that's just the NFL going Well, these two guys aren't
Speaker 6: going to matter. Yeah, we'll just put Donald and May
Speaker 6: all the way in the back. Ye, no one will
Speaker 6: be looking for them anyway. Make sure Barclay's in the front.
Speaker 6: He's the one that has the best chance. Put him
Speaker 6: front and center. We're going to put in the back
Speaker 6: Drake May and whoever the hell quarterbacks the Seahawks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, said Sam Donald.
Speaker 6: Now those two are technically the closest to the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3: Side. Pretty cool a man.
Speaker 5: Are you guys, will you participate in prop bets? And
Speaker 5: is that still a big thing with the Super Bowl?
Speaker 5: The anthem? What will the first score by either team
Speaker 5: be a field goal of safety a touchdown?
Speaker 3: Are those still yeah? Popular?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like you probably I'm in yeah, I like you,
Speaker 1: Betsy and do him here? Can we do that Tuesday
Speaker 1: morning next week? It's gotta be fairly early Tuesday morning?
Speaker 3: Sure? Okay, yeah, why don't we do?
Speaker 8: Like the whole show though, and the person who gets
Speaker 8: the most right wins cash.
Speaker 3: Good idea, Paul, Yeah, that sounds fun.
Speaker 8: I say that to my son all the time when
Speaker 8: him and I are at the grocery store and there's
Speaker 8: something I probably shouldn't eat, and I'll be like, hey, Louis,
Speaker 8: should we get cupcakes? And he won't say anything, and
Speaker 8: I'll go, yeah, great idea, Dad, Grandpa, I'm not allowing
Speaker 8: that store anymore.
Speaker 3: Nobody cares. I know what kind of stuff almost? Yeah?
Speaker 3: You know, like they have these cookies with frosting in
Speaker 3: the middle.
Speaker 8: They're called oreos, yeah, or the ones made in the
Speaker 8: bakery that I like, or the apple fritters that I
Speaker 8: walked by.
Speaker 3: That's only Saturday mornings though at Jerry's. Right, Yes, but
Speaker 3: hasn't it's been I walked by him.
Speaker 6: So you walk by the apple fritter Saturday morning the
Speaker 6: same way Chris walks by casinos and waves that the
Speaker 6: people having fun.
Speaker 5: Yes, sir, you know the best thing of about apple fritters?
Speaker 5: You can get them at Jerry's.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're available. Yeah, they're available to everyone. It's the
Speaker 6: best part.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Availability, yep. Fascinating. You ever walked by the Zingers?
Speaker 3: Are those? Uh, there's chocolate zingers? Google orgeous to ask her.
Speaker 3: Familiar with his singer? Yeah? Were you going to stop?
Speaker 3: And you were going to stop and google him? I
Speaker 3: did google? I know you did on a computer that's
Speaker 3: thirty years old. Yeah, it's taken forever, all.
Speaker 6: Right, headlines when we come back, absolute nonsense after this
Speaker 6: that even dumber than this one. This is the power
Speaker 6: to a morning show on the fan.
Speaker 2: Careful with the man there, he goes, Max's out of here,
Speaker 2: Hi Max o Max, Max, Hey Marns.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yep.
Speaker 7: I'm only asking because.
Speaker 2: I'm in the news section of my audio bits here
Speaker 2: and there's a bunch of old ones in there, like
Speaker 2: if you load something and you put a wrong in
Speaker 2: date on it.
Speaker 7: They last forever.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: There's some audio bits from Ronny Torrioff.
Speaker 3: Was that before you know? That guy came in here?
Speaker 7: He was he's the best guy.
Speaker 3: He was from, super entertaining.
Speaker 7: Where was he from?
Speaker 3: Who?
Speaker 7: Like Virgin Islands or something like that.
Speaker 3: I can't remember.
Speaker 7: I raised a lot of money for his homelands. I remember.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nice guy. We met him once. He was really nice.
Speaker 3: Like I said, he was.
Speaker 5: Here, big dude too, real tall, grew up in France. Well,
Speaker 5: I mean he played in the NBA so he six
Speaker 5: ten y.
Speaker 3: Yes, huge.
Speaker 5: He was with the Wolves in the one season twenty
Speaker 5: thirteen fourteen that.
Speaker 7: I thought he was here a long time. He was
Speaker 7: a good dude.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 7: How do we spend so much time with that dude?
Speaker 3: I don't know. He was so nice.
Speaker 6: Yes, and even back then he was only available on
Speaker 6: Fridays at eight fifteen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was when he came in.
Speaker 7: Oh, here you go.
Speaker 2: Two thousand and nine, Tarryoff set up his Heart to
Speaker 2: Heart Foundation to provide medical care to children who do
Speaker 2: not have health insurance.
Speaker 7: Good dude man.
Speaker 5: Also played for the Lakers, Warriors, Nicks, Wizards, Heat and Clippers.
Speaker 3: Makes some money.
Speaker 7: I bet he'd in the championship fevers with the Lakers.
Speaker 3: Right he did twenty twelve.
Speaker 7: There you go, look at you.
Speaker 3: He's in the French Basketball Hall of Fame.
Speaker 7: Well he could get out of there. They aren't open yet.
Speaker 3: Well he won it with the heat.
Speaker 7: Oh with Lebron.
Speaker 3: Yeah that does ring a bell.
Speaker 7: I remember him Ron.
Speaker 9: France like Bony's French French b stroll. Yeah, there you go,
Speaker 9: right on, Yeah, super nice guy.
Speaker 3: Now it's time for headlines. Headlines.
Speaker 6: Let's let's see what's happening in the world of nonsense.
Speaker 6: This is the non important headlines. Johnson, Yeah, John bonus,
Speaker 6: you've been to Australia. If you're sick of a cold
Speaker 6: up here in the Upper Midwest, there's a record heat
Speaker 6: wave right now happening in Australia where temperatures are soaring
Speaker 6: above one hundred and twenty degrees.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my brothers in Melbourne.
Speaker 1: My brother used to keep track of the biggest discrepancy
Speaker 1: in temperature he could find between Melbourne and Minneapolis when
Speaker 1: he moved there the first time.
Speaker 3: And what fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's something you know, it could because it's summer
Speaker 1: there when it's winter here it's well over one hundred
Speaker 1: degrees different.
Speaker 3: So sure happened. So is that even one hundred degree
Speaker 3: difference to is that.
Speaker 1: Going on for the Australian Open? Then is it ridiculously
Speaker 1: hot for the Australian Oh us going on in.
Speaker 4: Melbourne is super hot? Last week was really nice and
Speaker 4: then the rain moved in. Now it's hot hot, Okay,
Speaker 4: so hot, miraculously hot in Australia. No question, he's done
Speaker 4: playing tennis, you know he's not. He's going to be
Speaker 4: back for the semi finals.
Speaker 3: Today is National Chocolate Cake Day. What's the best kind
Speaker 3: of cake? Hogs Daddy Birthday available?
Speaker 5: The kids and I went to Portillo's I don't know,
Speaker 5: like two weeks ago and got that chocolate cake.
Speaker 3: Oh my, yesterday we all split it. Shake. It is
Speaker 3: a shake and it has.
Speaker 7: A full piece of cake in it.
Speaker 5: Yes, part of it is kind of ground up like
Speaker 5: a blizzard would be, but when you drink it in
Speaker 5: the straw you can taste not artificial. But then the
Speaker 5: chunks in the bottom are actual like chunks of cake.
Speaker 5: Where if you if you have a slice of cake
Speaker 5: and you have ice cream with it, when the ice
Speaker 5: cream melts, a little bit. Oh the Portillas chocolate cake shake.
Speaker 3: It was one of the greatest deserted nearest Portillos. Do
Speaker 3: you guys people grow? I was going to we went.
Speaker 5: Grady was looking at a car, and Finley had a
Speaker 5: volleyball practice for her club team, and so we were
Speaker 5: up in there.
Speaker 3: Your wand you text me we could have hung out fun.
Speaker 5: There's no Portillos in Shaska.
Speaker 4: He was looking at a car, like, there's so many cars.
Speaker 3: I think we looked at them all. We drove through
Speaker 3: all the grocery, Star parking months. We had to stretch
Speaker 3: it out. Isn't Arbora Lakes lovely? They have all everythings
Speaker 3: you need. It was not lovely last night when I
Speaker 3: drove through.
Speaker 2: There's people stayed at a hotel out there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I drove right, that's correct through that my daughter
Speaker 5: from volleyball.
Speaker 6: It was.
Speaker 5: It was kind of shocking. I it was the first
Speaker 5: time I had really seen evening activity. Yeah, I'm not
Speaker 5: as brave as John Bonus to be out in the
Speaker 5: in the throngs of things.
Speaker 3: I respect you and admire you for that. I like
Speaker 3: being out in the throne.
Speaker 5: And I was at a stoplight and of a sudden
Speaker 5: nobody was moving, and all of a sudden there were
Speaker 5: flashing lights everywhere, and then all of a sudden, horns
Speaker 5: started honking and it just happened just kind of like that,
Speaker 5: and there were Yeah, it was the.
Speaker 3: Good for us.
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, it was a noise outside of a hotel.
Speaker 5: And whether it was successful or not, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I'm yes, just at Arbor Lakes was an active area.
Speaker 5: It's certainly last night, like nine thirty, that certainly was great.
Speaker 6: Uh. A Miami man was arrested after he allegedly stole
Speaker 6: four hundred thousand dollars worth of high end toilets.
Speaker 3: Oh like the Randy Marsh toilet the same.
Speaker 6: He was caught after an employee saw him selling the
Speaker 6: toilets on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 3: Sorry, how many dollars worth? Four one hundred k? Yeah, wow,
Speaker 3: they're like ten dollars toilets.
Speaker 8: Yeah, fan toilet? What's as Hello, Dwight, there's your This
Speaker 8: color toilet is twelve grand?
Speaker 3: What does it have? Let me click on it. It'll
Speaker 3: take ten minutes.
Speaker 8: It's a dual flush, one piece dual flush along get
Speaker 8: along add toilet with ac replate flush, a cute plate.
Speaker 8: I don't know, but it basically cleans everything in it.
Speaker 8: Like you pause on the word plate de breath please,
Speaker 8: You and I are friends every.
Speaker 6: Time you read, every time you read it hears but yeah,
Speaker 6: this one's sixteen grand.
Speaker 3: So yeah, they're fancy. They're fancy, As my dad would
Speaker 3: say toilets.
Speaker 5: What would be the practical usage of the warmed would
Speaker 5: be nice? I think get cleaned the day part would
Speaker 5: be nice. I'm guessing the right, Zach.
Speaker 3: But beyond that, I don't think you have to use
Speaker 3: tepe anymore. What about to dry?
Speaker 5: I think I think it's like a car wash where
Speaker 5: it's through the dry at the end.
Speaker 3: Does one of them dispense dye and coke?
Speaker 6: Where sixty two percent of dog owners say they use
Speaker 6: a special quote dog voice when they talk to their pets.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah to.
Speaker 3: Me, sauce, you have a dog voice when you talked
Speaker 3: to the muppet. Let's hear it. Yeah. I think I
Speaker 3: just i'd say, hello, that's your voice.
Speaker 1: Know when you're what does your dog's voice sound like
Speaker 1: when your dog is talking to you?
Speaker 8: Leave me alone, your big headed bastard. Yeah, I've had
Speaker 8: enough of you. Hm, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I let you go, Bony give us your dog voice.
Speaker 3: Everybody loves me. Our dog is a sorority girl.
Speaker 1: She is. Everybody wants to be her friend. She likes everybody.
Speaker 1: Come on, let's hang out, let's play. Oh, I love her,
Speaker 1: She's great.
Speaker 3: How did you sound when you talk to her?
Speaker 1: Usually a little more sarcastic. You're going to have to move. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's it's enough.
Speaker 3: It's enough. Get off my lap. I've got to do
Speaker 3: some things. How good is your dog with reading sarcasm?
Speaker 3: Not great? Great, it's all right. You know what voice
Speaker 3: I really want to hear is the voice Mike.
Speaker 6: Grim uses when he talks to his digital girlfriend.
Speaker 3: Did you talk to her in a while? It's been months,
Speaker 3: It's been months.
Speaker 6: According to a new survey of gen Z adults ten
Speaker 6: man this seems high, but ten percent claim they have
Speaker 6: asked an AI chatbot to help diagnose diagnose an STD,
Speaker 6: and according to the survey, they believe it misdiagnoses it
Speaker 6: about thirty percent of the time.
Speaker 3: That's actually not bad though.
Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying, like, that's that's pretty accurate.
Speaker 3: We're getting there.
Speaker 7: Hey, chat she bet looky?
Speaker 1: Yeah. My guess is it gives a false positive. It
Speaker 1: airs on the side of yeah, you got one. When
Speaker 1: I would look at that, I'm hoping it airs on
Speaker 1: the side of positive.
Speaker 3: But it's the Internet false positive.
Speaker 6: All right, here's a couple of random facts for the day.
Speaker 6: This one blows my mind because can you imagine this
Speaker 6: torture for your entire life? Something called Princess Alexandra of
Speaker 6: Bavaria lived in the nineteenth century, so when the Pyramids
Speaker 6: were built, believed when she was a kid that she
Speaker 6: had swallowed a glass piano. I have a lot of
Speaker 6: questions already, all right, already, what does it even mean?
Speaker 3: How big was this glass piano?
Speaker 6: But she believed that she had swallowed a glass piano,
Speaker 6: so she her entire life moved extra carefully so she
Speaker 6: wouldn't shatter it. God, entire life didn't want to shatter
Speaker 6: the piano.
Speaker 5: Why didn't she figure out how to move in such
Speaker 5: a way that she could play music?
Speaker 6: Why didn't she watch Jamie Lee Curtis Hammer Activita and
Speaker 6: just force that piano out of there?
Speaker 3: Another solution? There are a lot of options.
Speaker 1: It does seem sort of like the sort of thing
Speaker 1: you would that seems like in your range of things
Speaker 1: that you would worry about though me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that I swallowed a glass piano at.
Speaker 1: Some point like, oh, this thing is now worked its
Speaker 1: way with said my digestive system. I now have to
Speaker 1: be very careful the rest of my life about how
Speaker 1: I move. Just does seem totally out of your.
Speaker 6: See I that's way more sauce than me, because I
Speaker 6: would be like, how would I have a glass.
Speaker 3: Piano in there?
Speaker 6: And there's no way it would still be in there,
Speaker 6: and if so it would be painful. I would have
Speaker 6: it removed. I would critically think how it would be possible.
Speaker 6: Sauces go, Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was a glass piano.
Speaker 3: I could see a little Corey getting freaked out because.
Speaker 1: He had a little tiny glass piano on his shelf
Speaker 1: and disappeared.
Speaker 3: He was a fraidy eight at once. I don't need
Speaker 3: anything that isn't chicken nugative. Well why does it need
Speaker 3: to be glass? I don't know. Yeah, good question.
Speaker 7: Sounds like it might have been a mental issue.
Speaker 3: Ye, her entire life. Think about that.
Speaker 6: I wonder how once she lived? All right, try this one.
Speaker 6: Hopefully nobody saw this this morning in the old prep.
Speaker 6: This is fascinating. So there's a scientist in Antarctica working
Speaker 6: with somebody else, they get into an argument.
Speaker 3: One of them tries to murder the other one.
Speaker 6: It was the first arrest for attempted murder ever in Antarctica.
Speaker 6: Pretty cool, right, yep, first one. Some reports suggest that
Speaker 6: alcohol was involved.
Speaker 1: Also just living with somebody alone in Antarctica for about
Speaker 1: wait too, Look.
Speaker 6: But according to the story, the reason why they got
Speaker 6: so heated it was a heated rivalry in Antarctica because
Speaker 6: they kept arguing about one of the two doing what
Speaker 6: this is so insane.
Speaker 7: Leaving the door opener.
Speaker 3: Oh that's not a bad guess.
Speaker 6: That would piss me off if I was Antarctica the thermostad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a great one. All right, I'll give you
Speaker 3: guys a hint.
Speaker 6: This is just one of them was saying something and
Speaker 6: pissing the other one off. It wasn't the words that
Speaker 6: he was using, it was what he was saying. If
Speaker 6: that makes sense, you're dumb, You're wrong.
Speaker 7: Oh call him honey or something.
Speaker 3: I love this story. So there's two guys sitting in
Speaker 3: some kind of.
Speaker 6: You know, science bubble in Antarctica, and one of them
Speaker 6: almost kills the other one because the one kept spoiling
Speaker 6: the ends of books that the guy wanted to know.
Speaker 6: So true spoiler alert, Yeah, you know you met him who.
Speaker 6: I don't know how many people were at this facility.
Speaker 6: Maybe it was only two, maybe it was like ten.
Speaker 6: But you probably don't have a ton to talk about.
Speaker 6: You just want to read books. But the one guy
Speaker 6: kept spoiling the ends for the other guy, and he
Speaker 6: tried to kill him. First ever attempted murder in Antarctica.
Speaker 7: Oh, Pete, you can't take it no more.
Speaker 6: No, Yeah, that's nuts. I like, this is kind of insane,
Speaker 6: but let's go through this one. There is a couple
Speaker 6: that's making some headlines because they hid a hundred mini
Speaker 6: plastic ducks around their apartment, okay, like a you know,
Speaker 6: they had them in a jar and stuff.
Speaker 3: Just to ensure that their cleaner was doing a good job.
Speaker 4: Oh my.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 6: Thoughts on the challenge that some people are saying is
Speaker 6: extremely belittling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thoughts on there's one hundred ducks. You better clean
Speaker 3: this really well.
Speaker 1: That feels I mean, you can also get a different
Speaker 1: cleaner if you don't like what the job they're doing.
Speaker 5: It's okay, yeah, like it's something they also set up
Speaker 5: hidden cameras so that they could put it on social
Speaker 5: media and gain clicks.
Speaker 3: And yeah, yes, very tedious.
Speaker 5: Yeah you're trapped trying to trap someone do something real ethical?
Speaker 6: Yeah, well said apparently I haven't seen this, But according
Speaker 6: to the story, the debate online was, what is the
Speaker 6: appropriate number of ducks? Because they're like, the chance that
Speaker 6: you get all one hundred might be pretty slim, even
Speaker 6: if you do a really thorough job of cleaning. So
Speaker 6: some people are going, how about just ten? Yeah, if
Speaker 6: you find the ten, you probably did a.
Speaker 1: Pretty good shob of cleaning. Hide some ducks. You ever
Speaker 1: do stuff like that? Like in a restaurant? Can you
Speaker 1: describe the duck you got? Like little things? You hide
Speaker 1: them someplace around the bar or the restaurant.
Speaker 3: You go out a lot, But what do you mean
Speaker 3: just to see if it's there again, like six weeks
Speaker 3: later the bar with yourself at a bar. Give me
Speaker 3: an examt like tiny little dinosaurs or something like that.
Speaker 3: You leave dinosaurs in bars. I've been known to leave
Speaker 3: ty dinosaurs and bars someplace.
Speaker 1: Alien guys, this is like symbol or are you picture
Speaker 1: in a restaurants like that?
Speaker 2: Jess Freshper's got these tiny little Jesus. Yeah, these handed
Speaker 2: people telling the needle Jesus. And then it makes me
Speaker 2: laugh every time. That's thing makes me laugh.
Speaker 3: Are there bars you can name where there still might
Speaker 3: be dinosaurs as we speak?
Speaker 8: I will not do that. I could guess runions the loon.
Speaker 8: It's more geese clicks. I don't know why you look
Speaker 8: like the kind of guy you think.
Speaker 3: I looked like the kind of guy that would swallow
Speaker 3: a glass. You know, you look like the kind of
Speaker 3: guy murder somebody ever ruining that endings? That's way more mean. Yeah,
Speaker 3: now that's me.
Speaker 6: Not necessarily books, but like TV shows, I gonna watch that.
Speaker 6: You look like the kind of guy that has a
Speaker 6: favorite dinosaur and is like really into a specific.
Speaker 1: Well, when I was ten, I love dinosaurs. Who that
Speaker 1: was the That was before there was things like Jurassic
Speaker 1: Park or video games or something where they most excited
Speaker 1: you could get is like, oh you can get the
Speaker 1: little magazine with dinosaurs stickers that you can put onto
Speaker 1: their respective pages. That was That was the highlight of
Speaker 1: life in nineteen seventy six.
Speaker 6: Well, I remember my parents got me like an encyclopedia
Speaker 6: of dinosaurs with like, you know, sketches, of what they
Speaker 6: looked like. And I love that freaking yeah, yeah, of
Speaker 6: course I loved it. Saw it's Your favorite dinosaurs were
Speaker 6: what the.
Speaker 8: T rex, the stegosaurus, the the velociraptor, the the one
Speaker 8: that flew was the megalodon, No, the hawk, and I
Speaker 8: love the megal paradox. Did you see meg four's coming
Speaker 8: out the summer?
Speaker 3: I can't wait.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's gonna be so good. That's about it. But
Speaker 8: your favorite one was what probably the t rex? Why
Speaker 8: is that it was cool? Is mean he's grabbing about
Speaker 8: his short arms?
Speaker 7: Yeah, Johnny Bones.
Speaker 3: Yes, sir, Oh go ahead.
Speaker 2: Aaron wants to know how he can stream the Twins
Speaker 2: this year. Do you have any updates yet?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: I mean it's the same as last year, exact same
Speaker 3: deal as last year.
Speaker 1: That's one of the things that which is nice, which
Speaker 1: is nice to know Twins dot tv go sign up.
Speaker 1: I think they might have been. I'm trying to know
Speaker 1: if there's anything different about it. I don't think the
Speaker 1: price is any different. I still think you've got the
Speaker 1: option of, you know, just the Twins games or also
Speaker 1: Twins and every other major League Baseball game for another
Speaker 1: fifty bucks or something. You've also, I think, I presume
Speaker 1: I haven't. I don't think they've announced this yet. If
Speaker 1: you have our season ticket holder, you can get a
Speaker 1: discount on that.
Speaker 3: That's the way that was last year.
Speaker 1: So yes, both TV and streaming should be exactly the
Speaker 1: same this year as last year. It might very well
Speaker 1: change in twenty twenty seven because Major League Baseball finally
Speaker 1: getting the rights to a ton of Major League Baseball
Speaker 1: game but Major League Baseball team games, so it might
Speaker 1: not be the same next year. But for twenty twenty six,
Speaker 1: it's just follow what you did last year.
Speaker 7: There you go, Thank you, sir.
Speaker 6: I have almost no knowledge of this, but my guess
Speaker 6: is Zach does, because this is one of those Zach things.
Speaker 6: But it was on this date, January twenty seven to
Speaker 6: nineteen sixty seven, the three astronauts died on the Cape
Speaker 6: Kennedy launch pad when their Apollo command module became engulfed
Speaker 6: in fire.
Speaker 7: I bet you know one of their names, Like, one
Speaker 7: of the names is very very.
Speaker 6: Famous, Gus chriss Ed White and Roger Chaffee.
Speaker 4: Apollo one that was number one. Huh, horrific. They didn't
Speaker 4: really have a good escape plan in place, and not
Speaker 4: think that they were. I mean, it was never obviously
Speaker 4: going to get off the ground. It was just, yep,
Speaker 4: a little test and they burned alive. The audio is horrific.
Speaker 2: That was not an easy way to die. No, so yep,
Speaker 2: they were like I knew, we forgot.
Speaker 3: I'm speaking of fire.
Speaker 6: It was on this day in nineteen eighty four that
Speaker 6: Michael Jackson suffered second and third of v burns when
Speaker 6: his hair caught fire while he was filming a Pepsi commercial,
Speaker 6: which Zach thinks is a good thing.
Speaker 4: You know, Wow, Zach, there, that should have ended the
Speaker 4: company right then and there.
Speaker 2: But I just can't describe, you, guys how big a
Speaker 2: news story that was. I was thirteen years old, I mean, right, Bonie,
Speaker 2: I mean that was like, well, he was at the
Speaker 2: top of the game. He was the king of pop.
Speaker 3: Didn't just come like it does now.
Speaker 5: And update, update, update, and twenty four news cycle.
Speaker 3: It was just you heard Michael Jackson was burning. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, is he dead?
Speaker 4: Is he what he said he is?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: He wasn't by he could have been. I mean his
Speaker 2: head literally caught on fire. Yeah, Marnie and Bonie, do
Speaker 2: you guys remember the day Thriller came out, not the
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I should be better about that, the video
Speaker 2: for the song Thriller on MTV. They played it every
Speaker 2: hour on the Oh yeah, and I can. I can
Speaker 2: remember looking forward to it. It was the biggest thing ever.
Speaker 3: It was huge.
Speaker 7: They were talking about it was gonna be a mini
Speaker 7: movie and it was you.
Speaker 3: I'd never seen anything like it. That changed. That changed
Speaker 3: everything everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean there had been videos before that, music
Speaker 1: videos before that, but nothing like that.
Speaker 3: That was it was a movie.
Speaker 1: It was a it was a video as it was
Speaker 1: a five minute movie, is what it was. It was fantastic.
Speaker 3: Whatever happened to that gal in that video, the gall
Speaker 3: that he was walking with.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he protected her, but he was a vampire.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: No werewolflf did you see they're coming out with a
Speaker 8: new werewolf movie? And the guy that did what was
Speaker 8: the one that was really scary that came in around Christmas
Speaker 8: time a couple of years ago. Hawk that you saw Hereditary?
Speaker 8: No about the who's the original scary vampire movie?
Speaker 3: Faratu? Yeah, that guy's doing one about werewolves?
Speaker 7: Kidding?
Speaker 3: Yeah, go see it?
Speaker 7: Okay, Well, thank you. I like scary movies sometimes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, depends on the type of scary movie.
Speaker 1: No, werewolves maybe yeah, yeah, I'm supernatural stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the stuff that's bad, like like there's no
Speaker 2: way to fight the devil. I might be able to
Speaker 2: get a kick to the nuts on a way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah with you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was on this date, try this one out
Speaker 6: on this date.
Speaker 3: In what year? Andre the Giant died?
Speaker 7: Oh man, that's hard.
Speaker 3: Died of a heart attack?
Speaker 7: Seems like the nineties? Am I crazy?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I was thinking late nineties or early aughts? Ninety eight?
Speaker 5: I mean, did he died twenty five twenty six years ago?
Speaker 3: More than that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Zero three? Yeah, I'm going to.
Speaker 6: Say, oh five, Chris almost nailed it. Ninety three. Wow,
Speaker 6: at the age of forty six.
Speaker 8: So when was the WrestleMania super Dome or is that
Speaker 8: where hulkster like picked him up?
Speaker 3: Yeah? It was in the eighties. Yeah, wrestling back then
Speaker 3: was so it was everything. I remember.
Speaker 6: Andre the Giant was in the movie Princess Bride with
Speaker 6: Carrie Elis.
Speaker 3: Who was that. She's an actress.
Speaker 7: Okay, I can't stop get is her house back?
Speaker 3: I think it had a little trouble last year. She's
Speaker 3: an actress. Okay, Andre is so good in that movie.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he was in such pain.
Speaker 3: Seen that movie. It's fantastic.
Speaker 7: What a tragic Yeah, Like his back was hurting so bad.
Speaker 2: They had to create a special harness so he could
Speaker 2: pick her up when he carried her in that one scene.
Speaker 3: Oh really yeah, yeah, Andre, Yeah, this is for you.
Speaker 3: That's a huge bitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the last a little.
Speaker 3: What's your problem?
Speaker 6: Well that was the only way I know how to
Speaker 6: salute somebody. Okay, you call him a huge bitch?
Speaker 3: Is fine? Calling him a free because that's over the line.
Speaker 3: I can't say that.
Speaker 2: Hey, what you guys? What's your guys feelings on oatmeal
Speaker 2: for breakfast?
Speaker 3: I love oatmeal, I do. It's good.
Speaker 8: It's good for you. Do you want to know something
Speaker 8: no one cares about? Dovey dat it every morning?
Speaker 3: I got?
Speaker 8: Yeah, like plane, oh that in a banana every morning.
Speaker 3: Should be in the book dot Man morning topic, the
Speaker 3: packet of.
Speaker 8: Back in the day when it came with like huge
Speaker 8: chunks of brown sugar. Because nobody cares about then.
Speaker 3: It never did. Yeah you did that? You? Oh god?
Speaker 3: That sneaking slow down on the eating. Why do you
Speaker 3: ask cock?
Speaker 2: I was just reading an article about how it's the
Speaker 2: thing you should be eating for breakfast in the morning.
Speaker 3: I'm like, really, what about the carbs? Never had it?
Speaker 2: Probably, I'm gonn guess feeded high fiber morning. It's got
Speaker 2: so much fiber and stuff in it, and it fills
Speaker 2: you up quickly. You'll get it through the day. It's
Speaker 2: kind of good carbs.
Speaker 8: I'm sure they're talking about like plain oatmeal, not the
Speaker 8: sugary stuff.
Speaker 3: I need that. Yeah, what if I just eat the sugar?
Speaker 3: Just skip the ointment? I just have four cups of coffee? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I would you do anyway? Five hour energies? No, I
Speaker 3: want sugar? Yes?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 3: What that just.
Speaker 6: A laugh that chills on the back of my neck.
Speaker 6: I was watching Zodiac this please Jesus. All right, that's
Speaker 6: all I got for headlines?
Speaker 3: Good? Oh well, I got one more, one more. I
Speaker 3: still get back one more. There it is.
Speaker 6: On this date, January twenty seventh of What year did
Speaker 6: Apple and Steve Jobs unveil the third parent, the iPad?
Speaker 3: The iPad?
Speaker 4: What year? He said?
Speaker 8: Hold on, can we guess before Zacho does, because I
Speaker 8: bet Zacho knows.
Speaker 1: Oh seven, I was gonna say, oh eight, No, ninety nine?
Speaker 3: Are you more and sick. This went out went out, Zachary.
Speaker 4: Well, Mars isn't totally far away. This the the iPhone,
Speaker 4: which came out in oh seven was supposed to be
Speaker 4: what they use the iPad, but then they shrank it down.
Speaker 4: They use the technology from the planned iPad for a phone.
Speaker 4: Then brought the iphe iPad and I believe in twenty ten.
Speaker 3: Twenty ten, Yeah, okay, yeah, nailed it.
Speaker 4: I was in I watched the press conference in language
Speaker 4: arts class.
Speaker 3: The iPad is swede. Yeah, what do you like better,
Speaker 3: oat nailer iPads? Oh, the iPad, because that's how I
Speaker 3: watched Sunday ticket. You watched the press conference during language
Speaker 3: arts class. Yeah.
Speaker 4: The keynote, I should say able. So that's how I know.
Speaker 4: I was ten, it was ninth grade.
Speaker 3: Well remember the uh.
Speaker 1: I still remember the keynote from the iPhone where everybody
Speaker 1: was just like, holy moley when they when they were
Speaker 1: doing that, he was showing the various apps that they have,
Speaker 1: and one of the ones he just clicked on was
Speaker 1: stocks because that was one of the original twelve apps
Speaker 1: or something that were available.
Speaker 3: There was no app store.
Speaker 1: There were just these twelve hops and he clicked on stocks,
Speaker 1: and of course the stock he had in there was Apple.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, and it had gone up thirty dollars in
Speaker 1: the last ten minutes, like during the presentation or something
Speaker 1: like that, going from like ninety two and thirty dollars
Speaker 1: or something like.
Speaker 6: Can you imagine how in those ten minutes?
Speaker 8: Yeah, but it was. It's one of the greatest inventions
Speaker 8: of all times.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable, better than all and people forget how how like
Speaker 1: how much how criticized it was at first, like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is never gonna take us, this is never gonna
Speaker 1: be it. You can't copy and paste, you know, you're
Speaker 1: so limited on what you can do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's introduced it as a widescreen iPod, a revolutionary
Speaker 4: mobile phone, and a breakthrough internet communications device.
Speaker 3: And that's where we are today, yes man.
Speaker 6: And now we have social media on our phones. Isn't
Speaker 6: that the best? Yuh, marn see you Friday.
Speaker 3: I'll see you Friday.
Speaker 6: Good luck tonight at the Old Wild game with the
Speaker 6: punk drop. That's very cool, Jenny Bone, see you next Tuesday,
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Speaker 3: See then.
Speaker 7: You two have a daba. Take care of yourself. Stays wrong,
Speaker 7: everybody