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Speaker 1: What's going on? Family, You're tune in the real labs.

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Speaker 1: We're already on one or four point one your night capacomma.

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Speaker 2: My name is Kim Miller and the Big Cheddar night

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Speaker 2: scream of that Happy Veterans Day to all my veterans

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Speaker 2: out there. Man, we appreciate you, Thank you for your service. Army,

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Speaker 2: Air Force, Marines and Navy. We appreciate post gard and

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Speaker 2: and and the and the space the space people too.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know if anybody in Space Force. If

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Speaker 2: you Space Force, welcome, Welcome to the game.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 2: I'm Kim Miller in the Big Cheddar night join the

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Speaker 2: first studio with my family. James is out of town, Miguel,

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Speaker 2: I have no idea where he is. And I don't

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Speaker 2: know what Coffman got going on either, But I got

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Speaker 2: my family in virtual studio. I got another veteran straight

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Speaker 2: out of the Navy. I think his mos is like

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Speaker 2: cleaning this Alexander j A k A Jax aka DJ.

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Speaker 3: Hey we got duped that Ajax.

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Speaker 1: Bro.

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Speaker 2: Hey, look here, you gotta you gotta embrace show nickname.

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Speaker 2: My nickname in the Army was butt naked. Yeah, it

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Speaker 2: was button naked, and then it was a little pistol.

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Speaker 1: You know what you gotta. Hey, those two days don't

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Speaker 1: go together.

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Speaker 3: You go embrace, they don't go together.

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Speaker 1: If I tell you my nicknames, Chris, you were telling

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Speaker 1: them why they call you a jacks.

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Speaker 4: Let's hear it.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: So, but I came from when I was in Fort Watchuka.

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Speaker 2: All my it was a rapper named Tim Dog. He

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Speaker 2: produced a lot of New York rappers. His name was

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Speaker 2: butt naked Tim Dogs. So I used to call everybody dog.

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Speaker 2: When I first got an army whatever dog. So my

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Speaker 2: humble called me meal dog. Then he called me butt

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Speaker 2: naked meal dog, and then everybody just called it.

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Speaker 1: So I called me button naked.

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Speaker 2: Little pistol came from when I went to d C

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Speaker 2: because we used to have pages, and I used to

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Speaker 2: put the page out on people like I was robbing them.

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Speaker 1: And then I had.

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Speaker 2: A joke called a little pistol star on it. He

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Speaker 2: said everybody got looked. Nicknames like little pistol started. So

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Speaker 2: my homeboy used to call me a little pistol. So

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Speaker 2: a little pistol but naked, that's what nothing bad it was.

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Speaker 5: Now you're and now your butt naked.

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Speaker 4: A little pistol now.

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Speaker 2: Butt naked little pistol yo. So Chris, tell them how

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Speaker 2: you got ajax.

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Speaker 6: Okay. So when I wentnesday the Navy, I went in

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Speaker 6: as an e and an injin ben. But I went

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Speaker 6: on the ship that was like gas turbine. So we

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Speaker 6: worked on auxiliary, so the AC units and so forth.

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Speaker 6: So that was supposed to be my job, was working

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Speaker 6: on the AC units. But every time my department slash

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Speaker 6: division had to send somebody to the mess decks in

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Speaker 6: order to like help the cooks and whatever, to like

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Speaker 6: clean and whatever, they always sent me. So I'm always

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Speaker 6: down there in the plastic melting area, melting all the

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Speaker 6: they always ala with the Ajax bottles in my hands.

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Speaker 3: So hey Ajax, Hey Jax. So it's like.

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Speaker 1: That.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, No, I hate it because everything like hey, we

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Speaker 6: need somebody to go down to the mestics and then

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Speaker 6: like a Jackson, like I'm on it.

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Speaker 2: He always like he was so he always so was

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Speaker 2: so embarrassed aby the nickname. But military nick dames are

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Speaker 2: always fun. And you like sixty now that was like

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Speaker 2: forty years.

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Speaker 1: Ago, bro, fair enough. Yeah, it was like World War two.

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Speaker 6: Right, I just it was just like, my name is Alexander.

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Speaker 6: Just shut up, Ajax, go down, sweep the Still Creek.

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Speaker 2: You and Amy would have been good friends back then

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Speaker 2: because you was getting picked on, so she would have

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Speaker 2: been defending you. Also studio my homies from the Pillow podcast,

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Speaker 2: Amy licour at Rude Napasa aka nickname kangaroo, and then

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Speaker 2: Amy nickname is uh. I gotta think of a nickname

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Speaker 2: for Amy. That's not me, okay, Hannibal letter, So.

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Speaker 1: What's up? I'm just thinking I'm kicking it with us again.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it. I always love having y'all a little teapot.

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Speaker 4: You can call me a little.

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Speaker 1: Teapot tea pot with a little short song. Bro.

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Speaker 4: I've never had a nickname. I've never in my life

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Speaker 1: Get out of here. No family, know nothing, no aims.

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Speaker 7: Sometimes aims. I tried to make some I tried to

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Speaker 7: make some nicknames work in high school.

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Speaker 4: They never stuck. Nobody's ever given me what's that?

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Speaker 1: What's that high school nickname?

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Speaker 5: Sonname?

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Speaker 1: That's why I didn't stick.

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Speaker 4: I know, I tried.

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Speaker 7: So I have my initials are A J L. So

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Speaker 7: I was like, call me agile. Nobody would call me agile.

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Speaker 5: No, that's a lame. What are you a freaking development.

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Speaker 4: We're not going to go on the show anywhere.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna give you my first nickname. My first nickname

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Speaker 6: ever was Sleep. And how I got that name was

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Speaker 6: at my first job at I Hop, I fell asleep

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Speaker 6: on break. So the manager and the line cooks came

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Speaker 6: self sitting on the desk passed out.

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Speaker 3: They're like, what you're doing? Sleep? So for the rest

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Speaker 1: Like, hey, Sleep, we need some dishes. Yeah we will.

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Speaker 2: Black people will call you by something that's like that's

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Speaker 2: messed up about Yeah they will.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: I had one, okay, I remember one, Okay in eighth grade,

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Speaker 7: I said, hey, guys, I see ar Kansas, but I

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Speaker 7: don't see Arkansas. So then they called me Arkansas all

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Speaker 7: through eighth grade because I said Arkansas wrong.

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Speaker 3: That was it?

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Speaker 1: Nurves, Hey, Mike bro.

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Speaker 3: It was bad. I said that before, So.

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Speaker 5: That's it says it looks like kids.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, so everybody Arkansas in all eighth grade, Well.

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Speaker 3: Hey, where's b Kansas?

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Speaker 1: Where to use ar Kansas.

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Speaker 2: What I'm assummer Roo because because technically my nickname is

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Speaker 2: Ken because so I'm assuming Roo gotta be a nickname.

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Speaker 1: But what's another nickname you've had?

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Speaker 8: So my dad's friends would call me don King when

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Speaker 8: I was little.

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Speaker 1: What I see it?

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Speaker 4: I see it.

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Speaker 5: Well because I grew.

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Speaker 8: I had like a full head of hair when I

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Speaker 5: They called me don King.

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Speaker 8: And then in first grade, I tried introducing myself as

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Speaker 8: a Rusa and these first graders were like rooster, and.

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Speaker 5: I was like, no, I'm a Russol.

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Speaker 4: I'm not rooster like rooster.

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Speaker 8: Rooster And then for very long time, sucks.

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Speaker 5: Sucks, but you love birds?

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Speaker 4: Now that works out great.

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Speaker 8: I reclaimed rooster later in life, but the first grade, I,

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Speaker 8: I'm not okay. And then my brother and we moved,

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Speaker 8: so I thought I had shed rooster.

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Speaker 5: Off of my back.

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Speaker 8: But my brother told a bunch of dudes in my

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Speaker 5: And I came back and I was so annoyed.

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Speaker 1: That is great.

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Speaker 2: You about to kill Chris doodle dude, you got to

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Speaker 2: kill that is hilario because hey, I'm always because I

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Speaker 2: didn't always jumping call you kangaroo, but rooster is hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Rooster is hilarious too.

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Speaker 2: Because you get because they get stuck with you. Like

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Speaker 2: like my friends were. You know, as a kid, you

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Speaker 2: got really nicknames, like I was Slim because I'm skinny, and.

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Speaker 1: Then when me and my homies try to.

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Speaker 2: Have a rap group, I was I went by k Love.

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Speaker 2: So some of my partners still call me kay love,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Like, so it's like nicknames

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Speaker 2: stick with you. But I never had a mean nickname.

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Speaker 2: I I've never had a mean like I ain't never

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Speaker 1: Pooped on the.

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Speaker 2: Mean yo yo, or like you super dark skin and

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Speaker 2: somebody call you smoke.

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Speaker 1: I ain't never been that.

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Speaker 2: We nobody else can call him, but we called me

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Speaker 2: and Dwayne called Chris fat boy. But that's just our

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Speaker 2: you know, that's just you know, that's me, Dwayney Chris.

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Speaker 1: That's our friendship.

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Speaker 2: I ain't gonna let nobody else call him that, but

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Speaker 2: that's just our friendship. But if Chris tell me today,

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Speaker 2: hey man, that offends me, don't call me that. Then

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Speaker 2: you know, Dwayne called Dwayne called me all kind of

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Speaker 2: I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: Hey, you think I'm mean? I can't everything everything.

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Speaker 2: Because I'm skinny, but I got boobs and that he yo,

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Speaker 2: what up? He called me the Teaward for boobs?

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Speaker 1: Like what up?

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Speaker 3: Like yo? Bro like chill, I call him one time

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Speaker 3: tube socks?

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Speaker 1: Yo?

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Speaker 7: What's for?

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Speaker 1: They looked like I got now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, except but yo, I'm nicknaming stick like

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Speaker 2: or people get old and don't like their nickname.

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Speaker 1: I grew up with a girl named Tweety.

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Speaker 2: We call a tweety bird because she looked like tweety

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Speaker 2: bird as a kid, light skin and then now she

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Speaker 2: like her Fortyes, she's like, hey, my name is tweety,

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Speaker 2: don't don't call me then, all right, whatever your name sweet?

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Speaker 2: Like I got an aunt named little Baby. Her real

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Speaker 2: name is Ranita. We have never called her Ranita ever.

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Speaker 2: She's always been aunt little baby.

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Speaker 1: But everybody.

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Speaker 5: Baby, that's what.

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Speaker 3: That's dope though, that that's that's cold.

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Speaker 1: Well, her name is a little baby because her twin sister.

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Speaker 2: Was big Mama, and big Mama passed away when she

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Speaker 2: was twelve of sickle cell, so a little baby always

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Speaker 2: been called like, my daddy name is chick. My daddy

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Speaker 2: name is Charlie McAdoo. Shout out to my dad, but nobody.

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Speaker 2: I went at the funeral, somebody said Charlie mcadod and everybody, well,

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Speaker 2: who is that?

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Speaker 1: And it was like chick oh his name, Charlie.

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Speaker 2: My dad was like seventy when he died, nobody knew

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Speaker 2: his name.

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Speaker 8: Here is a strong name though, that is like a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was my name. Ro let me, let me

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Speaker 1: get this story. Charlie. I was supply Charlie Hormer McAdoo,

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Speaker 1: the third bro oh man, the third. Yeah, what's up, Christopher.

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Speaker 3: No, So so you're talking about your dad.

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Speaker 6: So my mom, her nickname was Jackie, even though like

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Speaker 6: her name was like Margaret and burns her last name.

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Speaker 6: But they call it Jackie because her favorite wrestler was

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Speaker 6: Jackie Fargo back in the day. And I heard the

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Speaker 6: story where she went and did Jackie Fargo's famous drop

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Speaker 6: kick move on one of my aunties and he must

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Speaker 6: split her head open or something like that. So since

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Speaker 6: then they just called her Jackie for the rest of

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Speaker 4: So, my mom, all Christ's storians are so sad.

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Speaker 6: It's like, that's sad, Chris, and she's she's she's a

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Speaker 1: So hey, Chris is Amy. Everything sad to mean, bro,

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Speaker 3: She went, didn't a drunk kick off the couch and bow.

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Speaker 2: It's funny you say that because my wife got a cousin.

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Speaker 2: His name is Kenny, but that's not his name.

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Speaker 1: What's his name? I'm not there. I've always called him Kenny.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know his real name.

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Speaker 3: Bro.

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Speaker 6: It's so funny that we know people by their nicknames.

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Speaker 6: Another actual name.

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Speaker 1: Bro.

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Speaker 2: I got a friend I grew up with named Duke.

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Speaker 2: He was born in Duke Hospital and we called him Duke.

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Speaker 2: I found that dupe name was James. Bro Right. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's that's when you got a real nickname. When people

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Speaker 2: Don't know if you guys watch college football, but he's

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Speaker 2: an announcer. His name is Booger McFarland and he literally

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Speaker 2: called it grown mansion the nerds. Bro. He is a

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Speaker 2: have I don't know. I do not know what Booker

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Speaker 2: He fifty, Yes, Ricky Amy. At some point you gotta

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Speaker 1: You got to say I'm Joseph McFarland. Bro Like, you can't.

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Speaker 1: You can't be fifty and be Booger.

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Speaker 5: That's right, that's a very big I will go with

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Speaker 2: So can we go for but Collin Amy adgole.

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Speaker 1: Call it. I like, so we gotta get Amy a

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Speaker 4: I don't think I want this liquor.

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Speaker 7: I haven't called Amy liquor, cores beer, I like my

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Speaker 4: I was Toodles when I was real little.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, see that's a that's like, that's a good nickname

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Speaker 2: you just stopped so amy before the end of this

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Speaker 1: Bro.

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Speaker 1: Actually, no, it'll be a good it'll be a nice.

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Speaker 1: Ay, Hi excited are you for this week?

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Speaker 4: I can't even imagine it.

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Speaker 7: Like I remember watching him, I remember watching just everything

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Speaker 7: I can't I don't even have words I cannot express

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Speaker 1: Is just the biggest comic you hoping for?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it is. Besides you can nice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I almost plussed.

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Speaker 1: I ain't. I'm a regular old dude, bro.

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Speaker 2: I realized that when I got the open for a

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Speaker 1: Hey that that line was wrapped around the corner. They're like,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, your wife is real.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, me and my wife, Me and my wife

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Speaker 7: Now, this is definitely the biggest thing I've ever done.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna give you my advice I give everybody

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Speaker 1: Don't go up there and try to do some new

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Speaker 2: Go in there and try to change it up or

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Speaker 2: I already know that Kaufman gonna go up there and

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Speaker 1: I already know how he works.

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Speaker 2: I tell comments out time you ever get an opportunity

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Speaker 1: Right, do that softball? Mom had joke.

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Speaker 7: Jokes about soft that's you.

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Speaker 4: It's your material.

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Speaker 2: And my line, Chris, I tell Chris Chris open for Russell,

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Do what got you there?

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Speaker 1: Do what got you there?

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Speaker 2: Man, you know it was something i'd been working on. No,

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Speaker 7: Yeah, And I have my act and you know my

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Speaker 6: Why wow, say somebody's gonna walk in the scene that

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Speaker 4: Now, what's the little pistol?

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Speaker 5: Naked?

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Speaker 8: Little pistols like trying to get butm naked right now?

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Speaker 2: And also, Amy, prepare, I don't know the time, so

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I told Jeff the same thing.

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Speaker 2: I said, because you may end up hosting, you may

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Speaker 1: I might just take it.

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Speaker 2: You can prepare to go do a don't tell, I

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Speaker 1: Now, it's gonna be fun. Man.

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Speaker 2: You know that stage is always a great stage man

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, so my favorite coffee. So I was,

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Speaker 5: Can't believe it. You're just repeating my unwritten.

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Speaker 8: On on this God's radio right now.

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Speaker 4: RU doesn't like to do the same set over and over.

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Speaker 4: Do you really like you hate?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: But if it's like a big comic, yeah, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: Well that's what that's when you're at the bartle, you know,

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Speaker 2: I put you with a big name comic, you know

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Speaker 2: what I'm saying, or help you get with big name comic,

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Speaker 2: don't please don't go in there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I want my fears to roastby.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if they're gonna use a butter chicken

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Speaker 2: or like boo.

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Speaker 4: Don't embarrass the family.

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Speaker 2: Birthday, Jeff Coffin already gonna do that for you.

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Speaker 1: I don't need both of y'all in there.

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Speaker 2: So but shout out, man, shout out, have fun to

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Speaker 1: It's our day, bro. It is veterans Day. Baby. Where

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Speaker 1: you going where you're going to eat for free?

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Speaker 3: At where I can find?

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Speaker 6: But also I gotta share with my wife because it

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Speaker 1: Happy birthday. Okay. So, first of all, she didn't follow

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Speaker 3: I know she didn't follow the rule. That's why. Hey,

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Speaker 3: if you look back when you said, hey, hey.

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Speaker 6: The day the job you supposed to do, I was like, nah,

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Speaker 6: went to the military. Yeah, but na, she's Veterans Day. Absolutely, Nah,

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Speaker 6: she's fragile.

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Speaker 8: Did you did you make her a collage?

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Speaker 3: Hey? Yo, Chris, you got the whole canvas.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Chris, that's the perfect Please make her birthday, Chris.

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Speaker 2: We are begging you, please go back and just take

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Speaker 1: But make it mad creepy bro.

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Speaker 3: Yo out of the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: A ransom letter. Make a ransom letter, callis Chris? Please

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Speaker 1: bro letters bro Oh.

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Speaker 2: My god, please do that so we can put it

447
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Speaker 2: on real, lass, bro, make it. You got to now,

448
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Speaker 2: you got to now, Chris, we know already force you

449
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Speaker 2: into it.

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna tell you.

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Speaker 2: Me, Chris, so my it's my god son, my god

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Speaker 2: so slash nephew. I'm going to his school for Veterans Day.

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Speaker 2: And the first place I always go with I don't

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Speaker 2: know why. I always go to Little Caesars to get

455
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Speaker 2: the pizza, coke, PEPSI. That's the first thing I get

456
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Speaker 2: as a veteran. Then I go to Olive Garden, I

457
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Speaker 2: go to Chili's because Amy, we eat for free all day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah or yeah, yeah, but oh wait, but it's ten

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Speaker 2: times better rude.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, you eat all over the place.

461
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Speaker 2: You get free foxtail coffee, you do, you get free

462
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Speaker 2: seven eleven coffee, you get free Star But it's it's

463
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,200
Speaker 2: just free stuff.

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Speaker 1: All over for veterans all.

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Speaker 2: The friend that dude had took a picture of everything

466
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Speaker 2: he got free that was sitting in the seat of

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Speaker 2: his car. He just go to restaurants and just get

468
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Speaker 2: free food. So if you're a veteran, will make sure

469
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Speaker 2: we share the link. Make sure y'all go out there

470
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Speaker 2: and get all the free stuff because you earned it.

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Speaker 2: You earned it, so Chris, make sure you do it. Yo, Chris,

472
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Speaker 2: y'all should give away free Pokemon cards.

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Speaker 5: You should grading.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, y'all should grade it for free.

475
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 2: Because Christian, like Kristen like when he served, Chris hated

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Speaker 2: the Navy.

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Speaker 3: I didn't hate it. I just I just got in

478
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Speaker 3: on false pretense.

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Speaker 4: So that's what I mean.

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Speaker 3: I went.

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Speaker 6: I signed up so I can be a musician.

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Speaker 3: I wanted to join the Navy band.

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Speaker 4: Oh you wanted to play a trumpet?

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Speaker 6: Right? Then?

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Speaker 3: You want to play trumpet trombone? I wish I could trumpet.

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Speaker 6: But okay, So my recruiter told me, hey, this is

487
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Speaker 6: what you need to do.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna get this job.

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Speaker 6: And then you go in and then when you go

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Speaker 6: to report, like, hey, this is my job, say hey,

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Speaker 6: I don't want to do that. I want to try

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Speaker 6: out for the Navy band. So all right, bet so

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Speaker 6: I get there. As soon as I get off the bus.

494
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Speaker 6: At the station, they were like, okay, people with regular

495
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Speaker 6: jobs go here, people with special jobs go over here.

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Speaker 6: And you see a line of kids with their instruments

497
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Speaker 6: going into this line, And I'm like, I got that up.

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Speaker 3: But then when I then when I when I went

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Speaker 3: to the what I missed that? What hey?

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Speaker 2: The kids got their flu to stuff and I'm.

501
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Speaker 3: Sorry, it is what it is.

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Speaker 6: But the thing that got me was the when I

503
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Speaker 6: went to go to report and I'm saying, hey, I

504
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,719
Speaker 6: want to go try for the Navy being They're like, no,

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00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 6: you got to do your job for at least two

506
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Speaker 6: years and then you have to request to transfer over

507
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Speaker 6: and try out.

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Speaker 3: I was like, this is messed up.

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Speaker 4: So you were like Cinderella Chris.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but that Chris Chris big, this big, So it

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Speaker 2: ain't no hell on that shoe.

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Speaker 1: Flat No, that was me.

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Speaker 3: That was me all.

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Speaker 2: Fla, yo, hey me, speaking of flat feet, you're not

515
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Speaker 2: being in this walking boot for a week.

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Speaker 1: I got ten the nighters from my flat feet. Yo.

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Speaker 2: They thought I had a blood pot. Yeah, they thought

518
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Speaker 2: I had a blood spot. So it's called pt T D.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, because my feet are.

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Speaker 5: Flat, yo, you gotta stretch them out, yo.

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Speaker 1: That's can you wear.

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Speaker 5: You a little you a little tight right now?

523
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Speaker 1: You gotta.

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Speaker 2: It's not talking about room. Yeah, I like, I like

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Speaker 2: seven drink roof.

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Speaker 4: It's a good time. It's just really fun time. So

527
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 4: you gotta wear arches you gottaut wear arches.

528
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Speaker 2: And if my wife brought me some arches and I

529
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Speaker 2: gotta put them in, but I gotta wait to the

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Speaker 2: hill first. So the swelling is finally going down. I've

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Speaker 2: been swell for like two weeks, like I.

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Speaker 4: Was the cont right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh no, I just drove the Atlanta. I wouldn't

534
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Speaker 2: even had the concert yet. I just woke up and

535
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Speaker 2: my ankles cold. It's just out of the blue.

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Speaker 7: Bro.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, what the hell? I thought my wife was

538
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Speaker 1: beating me in my sleep.

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Speaker 6: I'm like, we ain't going nowhere a big I gotta

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Speaker 6: shackle on.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, what is going on? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: You buy four befeen your feet Like, I'm.

543
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Speaker 1: Like, this is jango. She jangled me.

544
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Speaker 2: So at the concert I could even get up and

545
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Speaker 2: and and you know, dance like I wanted to dance

546
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Speaker 2: because I was in so much pain.

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Speaker 1: Dance mad than the mug man.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, so yeah, I got I got the flat

549
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Speaker 2: the flat feet. You got flat feet?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I got flat feet.

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Speaker 2: How'd you know anybody who can't swim and do pilate's

552
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 2: feet probably flat. You gotta put you gotta put feelings

553
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Speaker 2: in your feet.

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Speaker 5: I gotta get some and like bowtoks up in there

555
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Speaker 5: from my feet.

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Speaker 4: I would help.

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Speaker 5: I don't know, so yeah I do.

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Speaker 8: I have flat feet and sometimes my heels hurt, so

559
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Speaker 8: I gotta stretch them out.

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Speaker 2: So that's how you So you just strike what you

561
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Speaker 2: mean like a calve stratch of your.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I gotta stretch out of my calves and hamstrings.

563
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Speaker 5: So if I don't, then I be hurting. I'm an

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Speaker 5: old lady.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you really are old lady.

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Speaker 5: I have a They've always said I had an old soul.

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Speaker 8: When I was in college, I was hanging out with

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Speaker 8: a year old wi White mom's.

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Speaker 5: It was great.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they had an old soul. They was like, we

571
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 2: was hanging around our girl, ohs hanging around.

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Speaker 3: Around.

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Speaker 2: But that's one of my weirdest things. You got an

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Speaker 2: old soul. What if your old soul was a slave owner?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah.

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Speaker 2: What if your old soul was a terrible soul back

577
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Speaker 2: in the day, right, Yeah, I.

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Speaker 8: Mean, but if your old soul was a terrible soul

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Speaker 8: back of the day, you wouldn't come back as a

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Speaker 8: human being and come back as a cockroach.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I really think that.

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Speaker 2: Not about to say something out of pocket. I'm gone

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Speaker 2: be quiet.

585
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 1: I'm about to say something about to get me canceled.

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Speaker 2: I'm ship my bow broke. No, no, I'm not. I'm

587
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 2: not gonna say it. We gotta go to commercial break.

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00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 2: I will not say that President Trump so was an

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Speaker 2: old slave owner.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say that.

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Speaker 2: But that being said, we gotta take a commercial break.

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Speaker 2: We'll be right back Real Last, Radio.

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Speaker 1: One O four point one.

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Speaker 2: We're back real last. We're Radio one of four point one.

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Speaker 2: Your night capa comedy. My name is Kim Miller and

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Speaker 2: the Big Chilther Night. James is out, Miguel is out,

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Speaker 2: Kaufman is out, but I'm doing the first studio with

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Speaker 2: my comedy family. DJ Callix a k A Christopher Alexander

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Speaker 2: a k a a Jax and the Pillarport Podcast Amen

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Speaker 2: the Court at Rude other side. So Ruth told us

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Speaker 2: he hasn't been swimming lately because it is cold, which.

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Speaker 1: Means, rude, are you ready right for what? This week?

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Speaker 1: It's supposed to be in the thirties and forties.

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Speaker 5: Bro I kind of founds nice.

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Speaker 8: I like it when it's cold because I could wear

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Speaker 8: things but pockets and jackets and boots.

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Speaker 1: But do you are you Chicagoan? Are you?

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Speaker 2: Do you like when it gets cold? Because I don't

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Speaker 2: like cold. Well, I'm from Carolina. It gets cold, it

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Speaker 2: don't get Chicago cold through I'm not a cold whether person.

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Speaker 2: I don't I take that heat over cold anything I like.

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Speaker 8: Okay, so I have always been a cold person, not

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Speaker 8: like I like the cold.

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Speaker 5: I'm just always cold. So like coming to Florida, it

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Speaker 5: was it was a blessing.

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Speaker 8: But I do like it when it is like spring

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Speaker 8: or fall in Chicago because the problem.

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Speaker 5: With women's pants is that we don't.

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Speaker 8: Got real pockets, and the pockets aren't deepen up, so

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Speaker 8: I can't put anything more than my phone in my

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Speaker 8: pocket and put my phone in there, I can't bend

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Speaker 8: over and like time my shoes or something. So the

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Speaker 8: fall allows me to have a jacket with like an

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Speaker 8: appropriate pocket to use a man.

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Speaker 2: Amy, I need you to white splay. What the hell

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Speaker 2: just happened? What did she go off on?

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Speaker 7: Did I?

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Speaker 2: What did I miss? I just asked her she like

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Speaker 2: cold weather? Now she's going off about pockets? What make

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Speaker 2: this therapy down?

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Speaker 7: She gets real mad about some stuff sometimes. But remember

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Speaker 7: we talked about this last time. Can were you on

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Speaker 7: the show when Miguel told us that women didn't deserve pockets.

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Speaker 1: Now, but I can't agree with that. Wow, I agree problem.

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Speaker 5: In America, Okay, I agree with that.

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00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 7: Miguel said that men made pants so women don't get pockets.

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Speaker 4: Is what Miguel says.

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00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 2: Y'all need to y'all need to have your hands free

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Speaker 2: anyway to carry these groceries in the house.

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Speaker 1: So I get it.

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Speaker 5: I got to wear the groceries. I thought you guys

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Speaker 5: had muscles. You guys carry the grocery.

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Speaker 7: We don't have pockets because yeah, they didn't think we

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00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 7: had like hobbies, right, So it's like they women will

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Speaker 7: get pockets, but they won't even have like any pockets

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Speaker 7: in them.

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Speaker 4: They'll like be fake pockets. And then you'll think you

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Speaker 4: have pockets and then you don't have pockets.

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Speaker 5: It's like this big this pockets.

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Speaker 4: It's like a little.

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Speaker 3: You let us carry everything anyway. So what are you

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Speaker 3: talking about? But I don't need to be in the conversation.

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Speaker 5: Make up purse come back you, Okay.

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Speaker 6: I'm just I'm just saying, like, you know, you a

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Speaker 6: little bit with me and then we go to stow

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Speaker 6: with you, and then we gotta sit there while you

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Speaker 6: try on like e thirties five dresses and we gotta

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Speaker 6: sit there.

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Speaker 3: We gotta hold your purse from fifties.

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Speaker 4: Chris, what are you talking about.

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Speaker 2: I ain't been shopping with my coach, shopping with my

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Speaker 2: wife in five minutes.

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Speaker 1: She already know the deal. I'm not going.

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Speaker 5: A man's I.

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Speaker 3: Gotta go on my own.

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Speaker 4: I mean anything to tell you with no pockets.

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Speaker 1: I got no pocket to the check out my wife

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Speaker 1: clothes now because I didn't know about the pocket things

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Speaker 1: after she got pockets.

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Speaker 5: That's why she keeps asking the whole things.

671
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Speaker 7: And it's about your figure because they don't want to

672
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 7: change a woman's figure a lot of times. So if

673
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:27,880
Speaker 7: you got tight pants that don't have pockets, and men

674
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 7: men got so many pockets, like they have the cargo

675
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 7: pants with so many pockets because they have so many

676
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 7: big important things.

677
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 5: Oh no, here's the thing.

678
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 4: Okay.

679
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 5: A woman's pocket is like an inch. Okay.

680
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 8: A man's pocket is like you can fit a freaking

681
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 8: two meter bottle of coke.

682
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 7: In there, the constitution, everything in those pockets.

683
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 4: It's not fair. It's not fair.

684
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 5: It's not fair.

685
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 1: I do not know that now.

686
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 2: I would be paying attention to her clothes now because

687
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 2: I know she got back pockets because I always see

688
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 2: the back pockets because I'm creepy like that when I walk.

689
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 4: But they may not be pockets though, Go put your

690
00:33:58,640 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 4: fingers in there and.

691
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 10: See yeah yeah, yeah, that was right there.

692
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 2: But bring me tell me my therapist said, I put

693
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 2: my finger in your butt, baby, little kids a little stinky.

694
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:27,800
Speaker 2: Let's think, but come let us think of butt.

695
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 7: Yeah, but they'll they'll be they're called vanity pockets. They're

696
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 7: not even real pockets, like they'll just be there for

697
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 7: show and you can't put anything in of them. So

698
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 7: then we have to carry purses, which is a different

699
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:43,319
Speaker 7: kind of albatross that women have to kill the trust.

700
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 1: Did you just choose one hundred and two point.

701
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:48,879
Speaker 6: Where way hey tell about turn out. Well, we're talking

702
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 6: about Transformers.

703
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:53,839
Speaker 2: That's that's the planet that the Decepticons are from.

704
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 5: Bro Right, No, Alba Trums is a bird.

705
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,320
Speaker 3: No, no that No, you think of a pokemon that's.

706
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 1: Not will be a good pokemon.

707
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 5: Name albatross right now.

708
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:13,720
Speaker 7: Albatross is a burden on your soul, which is a purse,

709
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 7: which is womanhood.

710
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,319
Speaker 8: This goofy bird hold on, let me send you guys

711
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:20,319
Speaker 8: a picture of this albatross bird.

712
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 3: Another word.

713
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 1: Yo.

714
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 2: So the pokemon name Albatross, but his power is he

715
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,359
Speaker 2: he pulls stuff out his purse.

716
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 4: The pokey balls out of his purse. I would get

717
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 4: that one.

718
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 2: I would like Albert Trous Yo. That's a yeah. So

719
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,879
Speaker 2: now all right, cool? So I put my hand down

720
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 2: my white pants.

721
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,240
Speaker 1: You want a video of amya?

722
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 2: No, but I if you have, if you change mind,

723
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:54,359
Speaker 2: you know.

724
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 1: I got you. I got you. You know, no worries.

725
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:02,840
Speaker 2: Yeah I did not know that. But yeah, I'm not

726
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 2: looking forward to cold season. I'm not a I mean,

727
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,440
Speaker 2: I know we only got two weeks of it, a

728
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 2: week or two of it, but I just hate the cold.

729
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: I just I don't.

730
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 2: In Florida, I take a good if it's a good

731
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:22,319
Speaker 2: seventy to eighty, that's probably my favorite range. But when

732
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 2: it gets in the thirties and forties, I'm like, yo,

733
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 2: this that bs man.

734
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 4: You grew up in a ken you grew up with

735
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:29,759
Speaker 4: the cold weather.

736
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Carolina got seasoned. So in the summertime it's

737
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 2: ridiculously hot, but in the wintertime it's cold.

738
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,840
Speaker 1: But living down here for almost twenty years.

739
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, man, I didn't move down here for

740
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 2: the cold. I mean, people think I moved out here

741
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,439
Speaker 2: because my ex wife and the kids.

742
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:49,760
Speaker 1: Not moved out here for the weather.

743
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:53,280
Speaker 8: I feel like I feel like though, when it gets cold,

744
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 8: it's an opportunity to do something we all want to do,

745
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,320
Speaker 8: which is where socks and slides.

746
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 4: Nobody wants that, Yeah.

747
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 1: Happened.

748
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 5: I'm making it socks and sandals happen.

749
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 1: What you what your game banging? You got a white

750
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 1: you got on tub?

751
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 2: The slots of sand as well out.

752
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 6: The only reason to move somewhere where it's cold, it's

753
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:18,720
Speaker 6: because of snow.

754
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:22,360
Speaker 3: If you don't have snow, it's not.

755
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 1: Chris. If you got it.

756
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 2: If it's gonna be cold, let's just get a little snow,

757
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 2: because because Chris needed.

758
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: Snow, he he a whole grizzly bear.

759
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 8: In d cut in the morning.

760
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:47,320
Speaker 5: You gotta like trouble and dig it out.

761
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,319
Speaker 3: Here's the deal. Here's the deal.

762
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,919
Speaker 6: My favorite Christmas song is Bois to Me and Letting Snow.

763
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 6: It makes no sense to listen to letting snow when

764
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 6: it doesn't snow.

765
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 2: That it ebody you're saying all day, that's actually that's

766
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 2: actually true.

767
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 5: But let it snow. It's still is irrelevant.

768
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:14,359
Speaker 4: It's just a different kind of got snow, snowfall.

769
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,320
Speaker 3: You got love with how Coco and there's no snow?

770
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:20,319
Speaker 1: Hey, and I agree with you on any like.

771
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:23,399
Speaker 2: There's no reason why little jih is saying set ski

772
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 2: if you ain't skating, right.

773
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,800
Speaker 4: That's not when I heard that word meant, by the way.

774
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. So if you can't, you can't.

775
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,360
Speaker 2: You can't say can you stand the rain? If you

776
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 2: live in a dry.

777
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 1: Area, you can't see.

778
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 6: If you can't see to the window, to the wall,

779
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 6: if you're.

780
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:46,280
Speaker 1: Homeless, I'm with you, Chris. Come on, man, you can't

781
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:49,360
Speaker 1: sing back that ass up if you amy no mask

782
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:56,720
Speaker 1: fat Come on, man, you are one hundred percent right, Chris.

783
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 1: That's the best. That's Chris.

784
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 2: That's the best thing you ever said. You can't the snow.

785
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 2: It ain't no damn snow. I agree with you, Chris.

786
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 2: Chris finally says son thought provoking.

787
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:10,320
Speaker 1: This morning.

788
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:13,319
Speaker 4: He brought it back.

789
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 5: He brought it back.

790
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 1: And are you a cold wether person? No?

791
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 4: I get mad.

792
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 7: I get mad if I have to put on like

793
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 7: regular shoes take the trash out. And I grew up

794
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,759
Speaker 7: in Florida and I don't know how to live anywhere else.

795
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,880
Speaker 7: So one time in college down here, the ice was

796
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,879
Speaker 7: on the windshield and I didn't know what to do.

797
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 7: I had a CD case and I was like poking

798
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:35,839
Speaker 7: at the ice. I didn't know, right, No, you don't

799
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 7: grow up, you don't know.

800
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 3: You don't know.

801
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 4: So I go inside to my imaginary husband. I was like,

802
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,360
Speaker 4: what do I do? Do I pour like water on

803
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:42,760
Speaker 4: and he's like, no.

804
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 7: Don't know what I know brew So he's like, he's like, no,

805
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 7: don't do that because he's from West Virginia, so he

806
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 7: knows how to live in that life.

807
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 4: I don't know how. He's like, go turn the car

808
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 4: on and then it'll just like be better.

809
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 7: But you don't know.

810
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:57,359
Speaker 4: You don't know how to drive in it. You don't

811
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 4: know how. You're gonna lose fingers because it's cold up. No,

812
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 4: I can't live in that life.

813
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 2: I can't bro you put that.

814
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 1: It ain't that damn co.

815
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,879
Speaker 7: If you if you don't have the right handwear out

816
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 7: in the snow, you're gonna lose some nubbies, You're gonna

817
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 7: lose something.

818
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you don't just don't touch the snow. You

819
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 5: don't got to touch the snow.

820
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 7: You can just you get stranded in your car and

821
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 7: you you're out in the snow and you have to

822
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 7: walk in the snow.

823
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 4: You can lose your fingers.

824
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:32,280
Speaker 5: And yeah, you don't plan for disaster like that. There's infrastructure.

825
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 1: Die want back. Because Chris just took a shot at y'all.

826
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:39,359
Speaker 1: Y'all don't even here.

827
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 2: He said you can, He said you can put your

828
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:42,840
Speaker 2: hands in your back pockets.

829
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 1: Y'all they got no pockets, so.

830
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 4: We got nothing.

831
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 5: We got. You got a plant.

832
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 8: When I was when I was in college, I was

833
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 8: such a cheap scape because I was like I got

834
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,800
Speaker 8: to conserved gas. I can't afford gas, so I just

835
00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 8: ride around in my car at freezing cold, but like because.

836
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 5: I can't turn the heat on otherwise.

837
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:07,239
Speaker 2: Gus Broude, So, have you ever watched the show called

838
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:10,879
Speaker 2: myth Busters? Yeah, you know, myth Busters proved that your

839
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 2: gas does to burn more if you have your AC

840
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:13,319
Speaker 2: or heater on.

841
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 5: What really it's like suffered for No.

842
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 1: They did it. They did a study.

843
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:23,400
Speaker 2: They drove with the A C cranked up and and

844
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 2: the windows up.

845
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 1: Then they drove with no a C saying gas mileage.

846
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 7: Wow, all these years to getting hot in the car

847
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 7: and like because.

848
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 2: Amy as kids were taught stuff like that, Hey man,

849
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 2: you gotta do blah blah blah and then you grow.

850
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,640
Speaker 1: Up like yo, that was that was never true.

851
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 4: That was never true.

852
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 6: Never when I found out the inside light, you don't

853
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 6: get in trouble if you.

854
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 1: Yo, it's not like you get a ticket.

855
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:55,439
Speaker 4: Yeah boom, just like they were so crazy about that light.

856
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 1: Yeah for real. Yeah, never man, y'all, it's been too

857
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 1: great nights. Man.

858
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 2: I truly appreciate y'all for kicking it with us last

859
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 2: night and tonight. Happy Veterans Day to all the veterans

860
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:07,880
Speaker 2: out there you listening.

861
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 1: We appreciate your service and your sacrifice. Thank you so much.

862
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 2: Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine, Space Coast what is space coast?

863
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 1: Space fourth?

864
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 3: Uh?

865
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 1: And and Coast Guard. I don't because they're not real.

866
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 1: They're not real. Bro. Yeah.

867
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, we fight like this Independence Day, like we fight aliens, man,

868
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 2: and what we gotta get up out of here?

869
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:33,280
Speaker 1: Christopher? Where you at this weekend?

870
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 6: My brother I got another DJ private gigs for It's

871
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 6: like a birthday party. So we end up having a

872
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 6: club out on there. I don't know the words, but yeah.

873
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 1: We do what like Kin Sierra, what you're doing.

874
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 6: Like a regular extended birthday party. They just want the

875
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 6: club atmosphere, so we cann be just clubbing it up.

876
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 1: All right, we'll cool.

877
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 2: If you want the club atmosphere, get into a fight

878
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 2: and bring guns and it'll be.

879
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,280
Speaker 1: It'll be if you throw the club.

880
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 2: Bring a little pistol with you, bro.

881
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:06,800
Speaker 1: What you got this weekend?

882
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:12,920
Speaker 8: I'm at my mama's house with no pockets.

883
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 2: I gotta check my wife clothes because I don't believe

884
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 2: this pocket thing. Huh yeah, but she they said that

885
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:23,840
Speaker 2: most of y'all clothes don't have pockets with it.

886
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 1: My wife said her stuff got pockets.

887
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 2: Y'all just cheat dressed with pockets. She said, y'all need

888
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:34,720
Speaker 2: to step y'all game up. I'll get y'all stuff from foote.

889
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 7: Yeah.

890
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:35,959
Speaker 4: I don't money.

891
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, tell y'all married.

892
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,760
Speaker 1: Denise Liqueur, where are you at this weekend?

893
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,400
Speaker 7: I will be at the Funny Bone opening for George Wallace. Also,

894
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 7: I also Bull and Bush Pub every first and third Saturday.

895
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Speaker 7: Sandwich is a really fun down in the district, so

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Speaker 7: Danielle Matthews host say this weekend, Uh go out there

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Speaker 7: after the funny.

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Speaker 1: I love Dan yell, that's my home right there. This weekend, man,

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Speaker 1: I will be at the crib.

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Speaker 2: We end up not going to San Antonio due to

901
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Speaker 2: the whole issue with flights being canceled.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully this shut down.

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00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,839
Speaker 2: Gets resolved and we can get back to some normalcy, man.

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Speaker 2: But maybe I maybe fingers crossed. I'll be opening for

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Speaker 2: a big name comic here in Orlando. I'll I've called

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Speaker 2: him fifty thousand times and I'm gonna keep calling him until.

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Speaker 1: He tells me, no, I don't need you anymore. But

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Speaker 1: we got to get up out of here.

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Speaker 2: We appreciate you got so much. We'll be back tomorrow night.

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Speaker 2: Jane should be back, Coaufin should be back, and Miguil

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Speaker 2: as well.

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Speaker 1: Once again.

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Speaker 2: Happy Veterans Day to all my veterans out there. That

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Speaker 2: is Amy and Ruth from the Pillar for podcast at

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Speaker 2: My Dog DJ Callix aka A Jax aka Chris Alexander.

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Speaker 1: Chris, do me a favor.

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Speaker 2: Tell your wife happy birthday and tell him what to do.

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Speaker 3: Take your ass to bed.

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Speaker 1: Good night,