Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Thursday,
Speaker 1: an amazing Thursday, and ask doctor Jesse Thursday and I'm
Speaker 1: in the best mood. We're gonna have so much fun tonight.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about what what if the Communists do
Speaker 1: something back to us? Is that something we should be
Speaker 1: worried about? Why doesn't anything work anymore? Some guy has
Speaker 1: a wife who used to be an illegal, now she's
Speaker 1: legal and turned into a nag. Somebody wants to know
Speaker 1: if he should keep hanging out with Tranny's Are you
Speaker 1: allowed to argue with veterans? And who would win in
Speaker 1: a fight? Samuraizer Jana series, Ah, that so much more
Speaker 1: coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show.
Speaker 1: Before I dig into the questions, and honestly, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: spend a minute. I mentioned it last night. I'm going
Speaker 1: to mention it briefly right now. I know about the
Speaker 1: peace deal. I don't care because I don't believe it
Speaker 1: there I couldn't possibly lay it out any more frankly
Speaker 1: than that, I think this thing is going to last
Speaker 1: about as long as a pack of fruit stripe gum.
Speaker 1: I do think that Trump administration deserves all the credit
Speaker 1: in the world for their efforts constantly trying to make
Speaker 1: peace everywhere around the world. I think that's wonderful. Trump
Speaker 1: is great at this. I applaud him, I applaud everybody involved.
Speaker 1: I just don't think this is a big story because
Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna last. Forgive me if I
Speaker 1: don't believe Hamas is going to lay down their arms
Speaker 1: and go become uber drivers, although I'm pretty sure I
Speaker 1: had one of them last night. Now let's move on
Speaker 1: Jesse as a law enforcement officer who's lucky enough to
Speaker 1: work somewhere that hasn't been taken over by a scumbag commie.
Speaker 1: I think it's great we finally have a president who's
Speaker 1: willing to take chances and address the issues of violent
Speaker 1: animals taking over the streets and willing to send in
Speaker 1: the troops to protect our cities. My only concern is
Speaker 1: that setting certain precedents will come back to haunt us
Speaker 1: if the Commis take over. They tend to take things
Speaker 1: to extreme. I feel like the first thing they would
Speaker 1: do is use it to shut down and imprison anyone
Speaker 1: who's against their cause. Like before, but way worse. What
Speaker 1: say you all right, So one, that's a very valid
Speaker 1: concern obviously, But I'm gonna tell you something, and it's
Speaker 1: going to sound dark, but it's it's not meant to
Speaker 1: be dark, honestly, it's meant to be liberating. So hear
Speaker 1: me out here. You know how bad it was under
Speaker 1: Joe Biden. I know you remember, obviously, it wasn't that
Speaker 1: long ago. The censorship, the FBI, CIA, that, the DOJ,
Speaker 1: the complete insane levels of tyranny and corruption and mandates,
Speaker 1: and I know you remember all of it. Okay, you
Speaker 1: got it. They're going to do worse next time. They
Speaker 1: did everything they could possibly do, everything that was within
Speaker 1: their power to do, to use the government to smash
Speaker 1: their political opponents. They did it last time. And what
Speaker 1: lesson do you think they learned from that? I have
Speaker 1: asked you before. I have asked you before if you
Speaker 1: know a single Democrat in your life who has expressed
Speaker 1: regret that Democrats tried to throw Donald Trump in prison
Speaker 1: so he couldn't be president. I have asked This is
Speaker 1: a nationwide show, coast to coast, from New York to
Speaker 1: Hawaii and everywhere in between. I don't even know how
Speaker 1: many people are listening right now. I've asked several times,
Speaker 1: do you know one Democrat who has said, Ah, that
Speaker 1: probably wasn't the right thing to do. To have a
Speaker 1: bunch of Democrat prosecutors try to imprison the Republican nominee
Speaker 1: probably wasn't the right thing to do. Do you know
Speaker 1: one Democrat? No, you don't, because I've asked a million times.
Speaker 1: We haven't gotten one email, not one. Do you know
Speaker 1: why they don't regret it? They don't regret it at all.
Speaker 1: Do you know the lesson they learned from it? I
Speaker 1: know this is going to hurt to hear, but do
Speaker 1: you know the lesson the communists learned from it? From Biden,
Speaker 1: from arresting Trump that they didn't go far enough? I
Speaker 1: know that that is hard to hear and accept that
Speaker 1: you sat and I sat, and we watched such unspeakable
Speaker 1: evil being done that they sent the Federal Bureau of
Speaker 1: Investigation into Facebook to tell them to delete your account.
Speaker 1: Levels of tyranny unimaginable in this country, and they don't
Speaker 1: think they went far enough. Nobody has talked to a
Speaker 1: single Democrat that has said, wow, yeah, that kind of
Speaker 1: was wrong. Yeah, I mean, throwing a hissy fit after
Speaker 1: Roe versus Wade got overturned and digging up an old
Speaker 1: obscure law so we could throw pro lifers in prison. Dah,
Speaker 1: that was probably too far. We shouldn't have done that.
Speaker 1: There's not a single Democrat in the United States of
Speaker 1: America who thinks that was wrong. What I'm saying is
Speaker 1: it is an understandable concern that they're going to do
Speaker 1: worse the next time. If we do this, then they'll
Speaker 1: do that. If we do this, then they'll do that.
Speaker 1: It's a very very understandable concern. But allow me to
Speaker 1: liberate you from that concern. Whatever we do now, it
Speaker 1: will not affect what they do next. If these people
Speaker 1: take power again, ever, they will do worse. They will
Speaker 1: do every single thing they can possibly think of within
Speaker 1: their power to smash you. They will use every avenue,
Speaker 1: whether it be lawful, lawless, violence, you name it. They
Speaker 1: The lesson Democrats learned from four years of Maoist evil
Speaker 1: was they didn't go far enough. If they had gone
Speaker 1: far enough, Republicans wouldn't have all this power now. We
Speaker 1: clearly we're too weak. I keep bringing it up, bring
Speaker 1: it up again and again and again, because every single
Speaker 1: poll reflects the exact same thing. Democrats are dissatisfied with
Speaker 1: their leadership. Why because they're too pro tranny, because they
Speaker 1: open up the border too much. Nope, none of those
Speaker 1: things are a concern for Democrats. They're upset that their
Speaker 1: leadership isn't fighting Trump hard enough. They're upset. The number
Speaker 1: one thing Democrats are upset about, the word they use
Speaker 1: for their leadership is their weak. Democrats are not crying
Speaker 1: out for a saner, more moderate Democrat party. They are
Speaker 1: crying out for a more vicious one. It doesn't matter
Speaker 1: what you do now, what Trump does now, national Guard deportations. Yeah,
Speaker 1: play the poll, Chris.
Speaker 2: Democrats in Congress opposed Trump too often?
Speaker 1: Just four percent? How about the right amount? Just nineteen percent?
Speaker 2: How about not enough? You don't have to be a
Speaker 2: mathematical genius to know that this is the largest number
Speaker 2: on your screen. Seventy seven percent of Democratic voters say
Speaker 2: that their party in Congress does not oppose Donald Trump
Speaker 2: nearly enough. They want them to fight Trump more. When
Speaker 2: you get seventy seven percent of your own party agreeing
Speaker 2: on something, you know that is the direction that they
Speaker 2: wish their representatives and senators in Congress in Washington actually went.
Speaker 1: I wish we were not in this situation we're in
Speaker 1: with a Democrat party that is insane. I would rewind
Speaker 1: back to nineteen ninety right now if I could, honestly
Speaker 1: the year two thousand, I could. And it's not that
Speaker 1: I would have been a Democrat back then, but you
Speaker 1: could talk to them, you could get along with them.
Speaker 1: But for a variety of reasons, they have lost their
Speaker 1: ever loving minds. And it's not just the Jasmine Crocketts
Speaker 1: of the world. It's not just the aocs, it's not
Speaker 1: just the Antifa animals in the streets. The normal, everyday,
Speaker 1: run of the mill Democrat is an insane communist now
Speaker 1: who wants to burn you to the ground and your
Speaker 1: country along with it. And only they can change that.
Speaker 1: You look, unburden yourself. You can't fix it. You can't
Speaker 1: fix them. Only they can fix them. And as of
Speaker 1: this moment, this may change. But as of this moment,
Speaker 1: what is it day today? Chris October ninth, As of
Speaker 1: October ninth, twenty twenty five, they don't want to Whatever
Speaker 1: we do now, it won't affect what they do when
Speaker 1: they come back. When they come back, and they will
Speaker 1: one day. Who knows when that'll be. When they come back,
Speaker 1: they will do worse than they did last time. That's
Speaker 1: the lesson they learned. We didn't go far enough. Oh
Speaker 1: arrested a bunch of Republicans, arrested Donald Trump. Clearly we
Speaker 1: didn't throw them in a cage deep and dark enough.
Speaker 1: Because they're back, that's what they learned. Do with that,
Speaker 1: which you will. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
Speaker 1: a fantastic Thursday. I am sorry that I will be
Speaker 1: gone tomorrow. It is not my fault. It is a
Speaker 1: business thing. I swear. I'm not going to the beach somewhere.
Speaker 1: I'm not sipping on my ties. It's a business thing.
Speaker 1: I'll be back on Monday for medal of honor Monday,
Speaker 1: and we will have us a real good time again
Speaker 1: next week. All right, all right, So that's why we're
Speaker 1: doing ask doctor Jesse Thursday today. And look, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: gonna play the man because he does deserve praise for
Speaker 1: what he did.
Speaker 3: I'm just the whole world came together to be honest
Speaker 3: to so many countries that he wouldn't have even thought
Speaker 3: of it, and they came together. The world has come
Speaker 3: together around this deal and that's something I would say
Speaker 3: that without that, it wouldn't happen, you know, having the
Speaker 3: ability to deal with trade, having the ability to use
Speaker 3: tariffs to help me make a point, the tariffs have
Speaker 3: brought peace to the world. I'm telling you, they brought
Speaker 3: peace to the world. And not only here, but with
Speaker 3: so many other deals. You know, I've made seven peace
Speaker 3: deals where countries were in many cases thirty thirty one years,
Speaker 3: one thirty five, one thirty seven years, they've been fighting,
Speaker 3: in millions of people being killed, and I brought peace.
Speaker 1: Okay, look, let's hope it last. Jesse Ashuld, this guy
Speaker 1: says to your showgun Oracle, my dad was a grumpy
Speaker 1: old man. But now that he's gone, I'm wondering if
Speaker 1: he wasn't grumpy enough. Nothing works anymore. I'm not even
Speaker 1: talking about the energy efficient washer dryers that break down
Speaker 1: all the time, but little things. My wife bought an
Speaker 1: expensive set up scissors a year ago. Today they couldn't
Speaker 1: cut through tissue paper. When cleaning out my dad's house. Recently,
Speaker 1: I found scissors I used as a kid worked good
Speaker 1: as new. Why does nothing work these days? I thought
Speaker 1: the question was very, very interesting because it's very very true,
Speaker 1: and I should I should put a huge disclaimer on
Speaker 1: what I'm about to say. We all, I know, I
Speaker 1: definitely do. We all look back at the past fondly,
Speaker 1: probably more fondly than it was. That's a very human
Speaker 1: thing to do. Things from our childhood of food to
Speaker 1: tasted better than it actually was, experiences, we remember them
Speaker 1: better than they actually were. There's a psychology to this
Speaker 1: that I don't fully understand. But we all do this.
Speaker 1: You do it, I do it. It's a very common thing.
Speaker 1: So that's a claimer. But to his point, he's correct.
Speaker 1: Why why doesn't anything work anymore? Remember I told you
Speaker 1: I bought that midlife crisis car when I signed with Premiere.
Speaker 1: Never bought anything like that in my life. I always
Speaker 1: just had to pickups, Fords, GMC's just pickups, drive pickup trucks.
Speaker 1: But just wanted to do something, I don't know, kind
Speaker 1: of crazy. It was a midlife crisis car. Told ab
Speaker 1: I was gonna do it. She said, go go, you
Speaker 1: deserve it. Go do it. And don't get wrong. It
Speaker 1: was fun, it was fast. Everything broke on it all
Speaker 1: the time, all the time, all the time. He'd started up.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm sorry, you have to sit here in
Speaker 1: the garage while we reboot the software system. You're driving
Speaker 1: down the road. You're thinking, Oh, things are gonna be great.
Speaker 1: Everything's gonna be fine. Nope, another thing is rattling. I
Speaker 1: have to reset this. Oh this light is on. I
Speaker 1: never had these problems with my Ford. What Chris Chris said,
Speaker 1: is this the one that tried to crush me? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: you get in. It's got all these fancy seat settings
Speaker 1: where you could adjust this little thing and that little thing.
Speaker 1: You could make this thing basically formed to your backside.
Speaker 1: How great was it? I'd start the car and it
Speaker 1: would smash me into the dashboard every time. If my
Speaker 1: fingerprint scanner, yes I needed a fingerprint scanner, if my
Speaker 1: hand was too greasy or wet or something, it wouldn't
Speaker 1: scan my fingerprint. And it's jamming me into this pedometer.
Speaker 1: Why doesn't anything work anymore? There are a ton of
Speaker 1: reasons for this. The outsourcing to crappy foreign, third world
Speaker 1: places is a huge reason for it. I have tried
Speaker 1: very hard. I am not successful. Neither are you. I'm
Speaker 1: sure I've tried very hard to stop buying things that
Speaker 1: are made in China and Cambodia, in all these other
Speaker 1: places because they farm out the work to these third
Speaker 1: world dumps where basic slave labor. You're sitting in there
Speaker 1: twelve hours a day. They're not trying to assemble the
Speaker 1: greatest thing in the world. They're trying to assemble as
Speaker 1: many things as humanly possible and send it out cheap.
Speaker 1: Things got cheap. That's part of the equation. Another part
Speaker 1: of the equation. Don't dismiss this are the diversity efforts
Speaker 1: in the United States of America. What have I called
Speaker 1: diversity over and over and over again, the death of everything,
Speaker 1: not just big things, little things too. You mentioned scissors,
Speaker 1: that scissor company. Look about how what are their diversity
Speaker 1: efforts in recent years. The second you diversify something on purpose,
Speaker 1: the second you stop making skills the top priority. Whatever
Speaker 1: you're diversifying will get worse no matter what, because you're
Speaker 1: eliminating qualified people. Nope, we can't have them, we can't
Speaker 1: have them. Oh he's too white, he's too this, he's
Speaker 1: too that. Oh everything sucks, now, do you do you
Speaker 1: know one of the main reasons we don't engineer incredible
Speaker 1: things in this country the way we used to, because
Speaker 1: there are legions of highly intelligent white kids who can't
Speaker 1: even get into college now because of the color of
Speaker 1: the skin. They'll go grab another one hundred thousand people
Speaker 1: from India and give them the engineering job. And the
Speaker 1: American listening to me right now in Omaha, Nebraska, he can't.
Speaker 1: He's got to go do something else because he can't
Speaker 1: even get into school. That's reality, and it slowly but
Speaker 1: surely kills everything around us. It's very, very real, and
Speaker 1: it is a problem. Let's hope it gets fixed, all right,
Speaker 1: Let's move on. Somebody's friends with the training wants to
Speaker 1: know if that should continue. Some guy's common law wife
Speaker 1: turned into a coming. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
Speaker 1: on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday. And I got all your
Speaker 1: emails about the Siege of Malta, which we did the
Speaker 1: last two nights. You know what's funny, whenever I do history,
Speaker 1: I have no earthly idea how it's going to land.
Speaker 1: And sometimes I think, ah, I'm not sure if they
Speaker 1: even liked it. I'm not sure that. I don't even
Speaker 1: know if that, I don't know if that was the
Speaker 1: right thing to do. I don't know if I don't
Speaker 1: know if I told that story the right way, and
Speaker 1: every single time you love it blows me away. If
Speaker 1: you missed it the last two nights, go download the podcast.
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Speaker 1: It's like everything else on this show, it's kid friendly.
Speaker 1: You don't have to worry. We're not cussing or saying
Speaker 1: ugly things. It's just not going to happen here. So
Speaker 1: go enjoy a little siege of Malta talk. You heard
Speaker 1: the email last night. Even the street comedies enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Just go enjoy some history. Jesse. I'm a twenty seven
Speaker 1: year old man. I've always lean Christian conservative. However, I
Speaker 1: stay friends with many leftists over the years as far
Speaker 1: back as high school, and a couple of them even
Speaker 1: became trannies. As the rhetoric is increased over the years,
Speaker 1: their behavior became more and more extreme. I've always stayed
Speaker 1: friendly because, like Charlie Kirk always said, when people stopped communicating,
Speaker 1: they get violent. I recently went to dinner at my
Speaker 1: close friend's house who is trans, and was shocked to
Speaker 1: hear them celebrating Charlie Kirk's murder right to my face.
Speaker 1: I feel conflicted. Now, because I can't come to terms
Speaker 1: with the fact that people I called friends for years
Speaker 1: celebrating the death of someone who thought a lot like me,
Speaker 1: and they didn't seem to realize how disturbing they were behaving.
Speaker 1: One of my other friends, who thinks more like me,
Speaker 1: said I should have stopped being around them the second
Speaker 1: they became trans and that I shouldn't associate with leftists.
Speaker 1: Was my friend right and Charlie Kirk wrong? Is there
Speaker 1: no communication possible with these communist animals? Having become a
Speaker 1: father recently, I've begun to feel I need to cut
Speaker 1: anyone out who is like that. What do you say?
Speaker 1: Do I cut off the crazy comedies in my life?
Speaker 1: All right? So here are a couple things. First, let
Speaker 1: me clarify you really don't want to ever give up
Speaker 1: on anyone you know, always keep them in your prayers. However,
Speaker 1: let me ask you if you and I were friends.
Speaker 1: You and I were friends, and I go from being
Speaker 1: a normal human being to thinking that I can fly.
Speaker 1: Every time we get together, I tell you that I
Speaker 1: can fly, that I'm going to go jump off a bridge,
Speaker 1: that I'm going to go to the highest building around
Speaker 1: and jump off a bridge. When I get around your wife,
Speaker 1: your children, I tell them that I can fly. I
Speaker 1: tell them, in fact, not only do I think I
Speaker 1: can fly, that I can turn into a bird, and
Speaker 1: that I'm going to I'm going to slowly but surely
Speaker 1: start gluing feathers to myself and I'm going to become
Speaker 1: a bird and I'm going to fly. Do you think
Speaker 1: I'm somebody safe to be around? Do you think I'm
Speaker 1: somebody you should allow in your home, around your children. Look,
Speaker 1: I would hope that you would pray for me, but
Speaker 1: you need to let me go trans transgender. This training insanity.
Speaker 1: These people they are mentally ill. You do not have
Speaker 1: to hate them, You certainly don't have to yell at them.
Speaker 1: But they are mentally ill people who need professional help.
Speaker 1: They need your prayer, they need professional help. But they
Speaker 1: are shattered mentally. And this is increasing because the evil
Speaker 1: communists we know them as Democrats, are trying to increase it.
Speaker 1: Big Pharma is trying to increase it with drugs. Doctors
Speaker 1: are trying to increase it because they make money off
Speaker 1: these discs using surgeries. So you take somebody who's mentally ill,
Speaker 1: imagine it's me telling everyone I can turn into a bird.
Speaker 1: And then I have a psychiatrist saying, absolutely, I believe
Speaker 1: you are a bird. I think you can turn into
Speaker 1: a bird. In fact, let me give you a prescription here.
Speaker 1: This will make it easier on your mind that as
Speaker 1: you transition into a bird. And then I eventually go
Speaker 1: into the doctor's office and I say, doctor, I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm turning into a bird and I can fly,
Speaker 1: And he says, absolutely, you can fly. In fact, why
Speaker 1: don't we schedule you for a surgery next week where
Speaker 1: we'll chop your arms off and we'll glue wings to
Speaker 1: your arms. So now I went from being somebody mentally
Speaker 1: ill who has problems. Now I have people everywhere who
Speaker 1: I think are in positions of authority. They are confirming
Speaker 1: my mental they are affirming my mental illness, They're confirming
Speaker 1: all of my delusions. Am I somebody you should dine
Speaker 1: with your friends were celebrating the assassination of a thirty
Speaker 1: one year old husband and father because your friends are sick.
Speaker 1: They're very, very sick, and you need to stay away
Speaker 1: from them for your own sake, for the sake of
Speaker 1: your family. And look, I'm not saying you can't ever
Speaker 1: minister to them in some way, bring them a meal,
Speaker 1: you can touch base. Of course, of course you do
Speaker 1: that for people who are struggling, no different than no
Speaker 1: different than working in a homeless shelter. Do you ever
Speaker 1: do that? Done that before? You know what you encounter
Speaker 1: all day long, people who are drugged out, mentally ill,
Speaker 1: mentally broken. You can go serve help, but you're not
Speaker 1: throwing them in the back of your car and driving
Speaker 1: them down to Red Lobster for cheddar Bay biscuits. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I know that hurts, but you need to
Speaker 1: get these people out of your life. They have moved
Speaker 1: on and embraced a level of mental illness that's not
Speaker 1: just going to hurt them and hurt others. It could
Speaker 1: very easily hurt you if you had a friend who
Speaker 1: became a very violent person, maybe not even necessarily with you.
Speaker 1: They just love to punch people love to get in
Speaker 1: fights all the time. Every time you went out, even
Speaker 1: at Red Lobster, he goes and pounds ten beers and
Speaker 1: starts throwing punches at the bartender. Would you continue to
Speaker 1: go out with him or would you say, now you
Speaker 1: know I've got to move on. Your friends are broken mentally,
Speaker 1: and they are going to become more violent, because that's
Speaker 1: what happens when your mind starts to melt and you
Speaker 1: get that affirmed by people in position of authority. I've
Speaker 1: told you this before too. Don't ignore the drug aspect
Speaker 1: of this. Did you know? I'm sure it's just the
Speaker 1: case in other states, but I can confirm it. I
Speaker 1: know this for a fact in Texas. Did you know
Speaker 1: the pharmaceutical companies they will sponsor these LGBTQ demonic filth
Speaker 1: parades here? Did you know that? Why? Why do you
Speaker 1: think they do that? Because if you can shatter somebody
Speaker 1: mentally that way, they're going to buy your drugs for
Speaker 1: the rest of their probably very short lives. They will
Speaker 1: be buying your drugs until the day you kill yourself.
Speaker 1: That's the truth. Sad, it's horrible, it's evil, it's wrong,
Speaker 1: but that's the truth. Let them go, all right, let's
Speaker 1: get out of this, Let's talk just a little bit
Speaker 1: about history. And then someone wants to know, are you
Speaker 1: allowed to argue with a veteran? What's this guy supposed
Speaker 1: to do about his Mexican wife who's going crazy on him?
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a magnificent Thursday
Speaker 1: and ask doctor Jesse Thursday member. You can email us.
Speaker 1: We're live here Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So
Speaker 1: before I get back to the questions, remember we were
Speaker 1: talking last night about Katie Porker because she did that
Speaker 1: interview and it was just a disaster.
Speaker 4: What I'm saying to you is that well to those voters.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you I.
Speaker 4: Don't want to keep doing this. I'm gonna call it.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna do the interview with him?
Speaker 4: Nope, not like this. I'm not not with seven follow
Speaker 4: ups to every single question you ask. Every other candidate
Speaker 4: has a I don't care.
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 4: I want to have a pleasant, positive Okay.
Speaker 1: So a horrible person, and remember what I said, you
Speaker 1: try to get to a bigger stage. It's going to
Speaker 1: expose how horrible you are to more and more people.
Speaker 1: Politico dug up this brilliant little gem. I know you
Speaker 1: can't see it, but Katie Porker is talking to the
Speaker 1: camera and some she's at a kitchen and some girl
Speaker 1: comes out behind her. You can see the girl walk
Speaker 1: out into the kitchen. It's some staffer who works for her.
Speaker 1: How does Katie Porker handle it? Remember, as I play this,
Speaker 1: remember this is how Katie Porker acts when the cameras
Speaker 1: are rolling. How does Katie Porker act.
Speaker 4: When we're gonna lose more than half a million Californians
Speaker 4: dying prematurely to air pollution and other problems, and the
Speaker 4: state could lose out of my shot?
Speaker 2: I wanted to say.
Speaker 4: That that's actually incorrect. It's not that it's electric vehicles.
Speaker 4: It's that you don't need the commitment as a paris
Speaker 4: clim Okay, it does. Okay, you also were in my
Speaker 4: shot before that. Stay out of my shot?
Speaker 1: Why don't you stay out of my shot? Chris? You
Speaker 1: know what I think. I know you've never been in it,
Speaker 1: but I could see you doing that, and so now
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna start acting more like Katie Porker.
Speaker 1: That's what we're gonna start laying down the law around here.
Speaker 1: Just a terrible, terrible person, oracle. Simple question, who would
Speaker 1: win in a fight, the Japanese samurai or the Ottoman
Speaker 1: janissaries both were equally armed at some point in history.
Speaker 1: Your siege of multi Lesson got me wondering. His name
Speaker 1: is Brian Okay, First, one thing I didn't say about
Speaker 1: the janissaries, the Ottoman Janissaries. Did you know there were slaves?
Speaker 1: They were oftentimes Christian slaves. They would again it's a
Speaker 1: Muslim empire of conquest. They would capture Christians and force
Speaker 1: them into military training. Yeah, there were slaves anyway, who
Speaker 1: would win in a fight. It's hard for me, It's
Speaker 1: hard for me to believe anybody could really probably defeat
Speaker 1: if we're talking about a one on one battle here,
Speaker 1: because remember, you fight, you fight as a collective. You fight,
Speaker 1: you know, you fight as a team. That's how armies fight.
Speaker 1: But if we're talking one on one, it's hard for
Speaker 1: me to believe that anybody could probably defeat a Japanese Samurai.
Speaker 1: Remember the Samurai they went toe to toe with the Mongols.
Speaker 1: The Mongols are the greatest army ever. Now that Mongol
Speaker 1: army that crossed the ocean to try to invade Japan.
Speaker 1: You remember, that's when the hurricane came, the typhoon came
Speaker 1: and wiped them out. But they had landed and they
Speaker 1: did get a foothold, They got a toe hold in Japan.
Speaker 1: But the Japanese Samurai, they were given the Mongols everything
Speaker 1: they could handle. The Mongols. The Mongols were blowing through everybody,
Speaker 1: and they ran up against the Japanese samurai and they
Speaker 1: were all whoa, my gosh. Those samurai were bad, bad
Speaker 1: bad dudes. Man bad dudes. By the way, Chris, forgot
Speaker 1: to tell you. You know how I've been dreaming about going
Speaker 1: to Japan. I mean, I've been to Japan, but that
Speaker 1: was in the Marines. It wasn't the most it wasn't
Speaker 1: the nicest trip. I've been dreaming about going to Japan.
Speaker 1: I was looking it up because I do this sometimes.
Speaker 1: They have a samurai museum in Japan and you can
Speaker 1: do samurai training or what Chris, why are you being
Speaker 1: like this? Or I am not too tall to be
Speaker 1: a samurai. It's an advantage, Chris, I would, I would
Speaker 1: have a rich advantage. But okay, I'll give you that.
Speaker 1: Maybe I am too tall to be a samurai. The
Speaker 1: good news is they have two different schools at this museum.
Speaker 1: They have a samurai school in a ninja school. I
Speaker 1: can be a ninja. Of course, I could be a ninja.
Speaker 1: You I've told you before how elusive I am. How
Speaker 1: I can people think because I'm so big that everyone
Speaker 1: notices me. But I can disappear like that. In plain sight,
Speaker 1: I can disappear. I've I kind of blend into the crowd.
Speaker 1: I just understand. I have this. I have this covert
Speaker 1: instinct that not very many people have. I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: the Ninja School. I'm gonna go and I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: the Ninja School, and it's going to be amazing. I've
Speaker 1: wanted to be a ninja ever since I watched that
Speaker 1: movie American Ninja. If he can do it, I can
Speaker 1: do it anyway. The Samurai are gonna beat the janisaries.
Speaker 1: Have you have you? Have you taken any classes yet
Speaker 1: for Hillsdale. I'm not gonna be here tomorrow. What are
Speaker 1: you gonna do without me? I have a good idea.
Speaker 1: Why don't you go do something for free? You know how?
Speaker 1: This show's free. Hillsdale gives out their wisdom for free.
Speaker 1: More than forty free online courses. A lot of these
Speaker 1: I would take if it interests you, you know, if
Speaker 1: it interests you, take this, if it interests you understanding capitalism.
Speaker 1: It's a seven lecture course. That's one everyone should take,
Speaker 1: whether or not that interests you or not. It's important
Speaker 1: to understand how an economy is supposed to work. Why
Speaker 1: does free market? Why does that work?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Take that course? At least take that course all right.
Speaker 1: Hillsdale dot edu slash Jesse is where you go to
Speaker 1: enroll Hillsdale dot edu slash Jesse. The others look, I
Speaker 1: like the history stuff more because it's more interesting. Capitalism
Speaker 1: is important. That's that's that's an important one. Go take
Speaker 1: that one, Jesse. I recently had a heated exchange with
Speaker 1: a veteran. To put it mildly, he was at a
Speaker 1: no King's protest. I think he's a trader. I never served,
Speaker 1: but my father was in World War Two? And your opinion,
Speaker 1: did I overstep my bounds? I understand the inclination for
Speaker 1: patriots to automatically respect veterans, and that's good. I'm glad
Speaker 1: we are that way. I'm that way too. The second
Speaker 1: I see that guy in the grocery store with his
Speaker 1: Korean War hat, my respect meter goes through the roof
Speaker 1: in the exact same way. I get that, But being
Speaker 1: a veteran does not automatically exempt you from people arguing
Speaker 1: with you. It doesn't make you right about everything. It
Speaker 1: doesn't mean you're not a dirt ball. Honestly, a lot
Speaker 1: of the heroes we talk about heroes, we know they
Speaker 1: come back in their scumbags. It's the way it works.
Speaker 1: Because you are brave and serve your country with honor
Speaker 1: does not magically make you a wonderful person. One of
Speaker 1: the best warriors I ever served with in my life.
Speaker 1: I was in Iraq with him, we walked the streets
Speaker 1: of Bagdad together. Was a total dirtball. I mean a
Speaker 1: complete dirtball. You're in combat with him, He's magnificent. You're
Speaker 1: you're not gonna want him around your wife and kids.
Speaker 1: I promise you that that's just the way it is.
Speaker 1: All right, what's this guy supposed to do about his wife?
Speaker 1: Who's turning calmy. Let's talk a little bit more about
Speaker 1: these communist street thugs next