Speaker 1: All right, it's Mojo on the Morning show going to
Speaker 1: a wedding this weekend. We're actually going to a wedding
Speaker 1: for family friend and actually you'll know who I'm talking
Speaker 1: about here. We're going to the wedding of Jed from
Speaker 1: The Joe Show's brother Luke. So Luke and Kayler are
Speaker 1: getting married. Chelsea and I are going to the wedding.
Speaker 1: We're very excited. It's going to be fun to be
Speaker 1: able to hang out with all the Shillings and be
Speaker 1: able to have some fun and Jed.
Speaker 2: It's funny.
Speaker 1: I was having a call with a Joe and Jed
Speaker 1: was there and I said, Jed, are you ready for
Speaker 1: the big wedding? And He's like yeah, partner, And I said,
Speaker 1: have perfect impression, And I said, what you most excited about?
Speaker 2: And he goes nothing, Chemo Sabi.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: It's like he talks like a weirdo, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: Like he's got like this weird stuff, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like you're like Jesus, Jed and I. By
Speaker 1: the way, he needs to get a haircut before this,
Speaker 1: So Jed's not listening. Get a haircut. Geez my god,
Speaker 1: you got so much hair right now and put your
Speaker 1: shirt on. For God's sakes, this actually involves if you've
Speaker 1: ever been to a wedding. I want to know if
Speaker 1: anybody has ever said something on Mike like a toast
Speaker 1: or something that was really embarrassing to the couple, or
Speaker 1: if you were somebody that got married, did you have
Speaker 1: rules for what could be done or not done in
Speaker 1: a toast. Here's the reason why. So I said, Jed,
Speaker 1: are you going to get up and you're going to
Speaker 1: give a toast to your brother? Because this is literally
Speaker 1: his best buddy in the world, his brother that.
Speaker 2: Is getting married. Quick question, older younger brother.
Speaker 1: His younger brother, Jed's brother Luke by the way, baseball
Speaker 1: superstar played for the Chicago White Sox.
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, he's the talented one in that thing.
Speaker 1: And Jed's dad tells Jed, Dad, I got the hair,
Speaker 1: Jed's got the Jed's in a fantastic morning show radio producer,
Speaker 1: uh and uh just an all round nice guy.
Speaker 2: So they said, Jed, a, you're going to do the
Speaker 2: toast and Jed says, uh.
Speaker 1: He said, well, he's kind of like fumbling around with it,
Speaker 1: and he goes, well, my brother hasn't really told me,
Speaker 1: and so I said, well, you got to call your
Speaker 1: brother and you got to ask him. So he text
Speaker 1: his brother, and then the next day I'm talking to
Speaker 1: Joe and Joe says that Luke has given Jed stipulations
Speaker 1: on his toast, and the stipulations were there was a
Speaker 1: time limit on how long he could do his toast for.
Speaker 1: So I think it's only like a couple of minutes
Speaker 1: they can do, like he can't go too long.
Speaker 2: Which actually I agree with this.
Speaker 4: Nobody wants to sit through a ten minute.
Speaker 1: And then secondly, there were some undisclosed things that Jed
Speaker 1: cannot say in the.
Speaker 2: Toast, things that happened growing up.
Speaker 1: I think, honestly it's dirty jokes or something like that.
Speaker 1: Like Jed, like Luke wants to keep it as clean
Speaker 1: as possible and and is and honestly probably is not
Speaker 1: as trusting of Jed doing the toast as I would
Speaker 1: have thought that he would be. And I think, honestly
Speaker 1: it's hysterical because I actually would love to get up
Speaker 1: and do a toast at a wedding and just make
Speaker 1: everybody like Mike drop moment and.
Speaker 2: Then walk right out the door. Wouldn't it be the greatest,
Speaker 2: and I could see Jed doing something like that.
Speaker 5: That's why I asks the question who's the oldest sibling?
Speaker 5: Because I feel like if you're the younger sibling, strap
Speaker 5: in the sibling, they can say whatever they want.
Speaker 2: You can't tell me what to say.
Speaker 5: But as an older sibling, I could put my foot
Speaker 5: down and say, like, you better shit your little damn mouth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sister, like you think it matters. In that case,
Speaker 2: I do the rules different.
Speaker 4: Did I ever tell you guys about the wedding that
Speaker 4: I went to out of town wedding and the groomsman
Speaker 4: got up and talked in his speech about how they
Speaker 4: had to bail the groom out of jail after the
Speaker 4: bachelor party, and my friend who was the bride didn't know.
Speaker 4: And it was not a funny moment, like she was
Speaker 4: visibly his that this came up, and it was true.
Speaker 2: It was true. It was so uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was the weirdest wedding I've ever gone to.
Speaker 2: The fact that she didn't know ahead of time, She
Speaker 2: had no idea. Yeah, that's you don't want her to know.
Speaker 5: You want her to have her perfect wedding, and that
Speaker 5: knowledge probably would.
Speaker 2: Have threw everything.
Speaker 4: Everybody just got so quiet in the room because you
Speaker 4: could tell by her reaction. I think he thought she
Speaker 4: would think it was funny and she did not.
Speaker 1: I really want to hear other toasts like that, like
Speaker 1: I want to hear about other toasts that happened, because
Speaker 1: when we do a topic like this, to me, the
Speaker 1: topic is great because the embarrassment that happened to one
Speaker 1: of you. And I have truly not ever been to
Speaker 1: a wedding where it got to a point where it's
Speaker 1: ever been uncomfortable like that. But I really hope that
Speaker 1: I go to one this weekend. I hope that I
Speaker 1: hope that Luke Luke's wedding gets a little crazy with
Speaker 1: somebody doing stuff on the mic. By the way, there
Speaker 1: was there at Tire for the wedding is interesting. Their
Speaker 1: attire for the wedding is it's like something like uh
Speaker 1: like Hawaiian, I don't know, some like Hawaiian casual No
Speaker 1: Hawaiian uh no Hawaiian shirts or something like that. Like
Speaker 1: it's like casual. They want you like they want you
Speaker 1: to be comfortable the way that you're dressed, Like they
Speaker 1: don't want you to wearing suits and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: But it was like no Hawaiian shirts or something like that.
Speaker 1: They sent it out. It was kind of funny, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: what's up, Isabella?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 6: Hi, how are you? Modiles?
Speaker 2: I'm great? What's going on?
Speaker 6: Listen? I love you guys, listen to you every single
Speaker 6: day and on my way towards the Shannon, I'm missing
Speaker 6: the War of the Roses because I have to be
Speaker 6: at worked by seven o'clock. But what I would like
Speaker 6: to ask you my daughter's getting married this Saturday. Yes, also,
Speaker 6: and oh my god, Modile, I know you're not gonna remember,
Speaker 6: but if you can just like have a toast for listeners,
Speaker 6: do you want to in the morning?
Speaker 1: You want me to toast your daughter and the wedding?
Speaker 1: You know I won't be able to attend. I'm going
Speaker 1: to another wedding, but if you'd like about this, why
Speaker 1: don't I do this? We'll do a toast right now
Speaker 1: for her. What's your daughter's name? And what's your your
Speaker 1: daughter's groom's name?
Speaker 6: Jessica and Kyle.
Speaker 2: Jessica and Kyle, are you ready?
Speaker 1: Isabella were raised in our glasses right now, I've got
Speaker 1: my cold brew up in the air to Jessica and
Speaker 1: Kyle Isabella's lovely daughter and future son in law. May
Speaker 1: you guys, you're interrupting my toast. May you guys live
Speaker 1: together as long as you want, and may you want
Speaker 1: to as long as you live cheers?
Speaker 6: Ye oh my god. You know you don't remember me,
Speaker 6: but I was a new topic of choking swall the pills.
Speaker 6: I was the one with the hand dogs.
Speaker 2: Don't the wedding. This out of the toast to meet you.
Speaker 1: Congratulations to you there, mom, uh Morgan, what's up? It's
Speaker 1: Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 3: Hi. Hi.
Speaker 7: Yeah, So my sister just got married and I was
Speaker 7: the maid of honor.
Speaker 2: But I was actually banned from making a speech. So
Speaker 2: what do you do? Why was she scared me?
Speaker 3: So when I when I was practicing, I was like, so,
Speaker 3: you know, I could say, like I've lost a lot
Speaker 3: of extensions from you when you pulled my hair out.
Speaker 2: When we were like in.
Speaker 3: Our twenties, Remember when you used to like throw my
Speaker 3: lunch out the window, you know, just like that's funny.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, she was like nope, nope.
Speaker 2: So yeah that didn't work out for me.
Speaker 4: My sisters roasted me and there speech with all those
Speaker 4: sorts of things.
Speaker 1: Yes, she does not want the plan looks bad at
Speaker 1: all in this moment. I bet you she's lying to
Speaker 1: her in laws about it. I bet you that's the thing.
Speaker 7: Oh, they think she's an angel.
Speaker 1: So I was like, yeah, you know what you do?
Speaker 1: You just tell them at the bar when you're hanging
Speaker 1: out at the at the free bar that this or
Speaker 1: I love going to weddings and just drinking up the
Speaker 1: tab bruh if it's an open bar. S. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't even care who get married.
Speaker 2: What's going on? Jay? Yeah?
Speaker 8: So I own a business where I do traveling DJ
Speaker 8: stuff attached, sure, and I did a wedding one time
Speaker 8: where the during the toast, the bride and groom, you know,
Speaker 8: they said, does anybody else want have anything to say?
Speaker 8: And the bride's sister stood up and told them that
Speaker 8: her and the groom has been sleeping together? Is most
Speaker 8: definitely true.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 8: What was that?
Speaker 2: What happened next?
Speaker 8: Yeah? So the bride got up and like they started
Speaker 8: yelling at each other. The bride's mom like and got
Speaker 8: in between, like the cops.
Speaker 2: Ended up getting called.
Speaker 8: The whole everything got shut down, like the ceremony, I mean,
Speaker 8: the reception, everything got shut what city?
Speaker 2: What city did this happen?
Speaker 8: It happened in Monroe.
Speaker 1: Let me so, let me ask you a question. Who
Speaker 1: was hot or the bride or the bride's sister.
Speaker 8: Definitely the bride's sister.
Speaker 1: At that moment, you're not in your head. Wait wait
Speaker 1: what song do you follow that up with? Likey?
Speaker 2: I love it? See this guy has all the answers.
Speaker 2: Crazy story wedding. Yeah, Jessica, how you doing?
Speaker 5: Oh good?
Speaker 2: Hey, what happened at the wedding?
Speaker 9: My matron of rand up grinding on my husband and
Speaker 9: my family hated.
Speaker 7: Her ever since.
Speaker 2: Oh no, did your husband enjoy it? Though?
Speaker 9: No, he is very shy and does not like attention.
Speaker 9: So I don't know why I say friends with her.
Speaker 9: We're not friends now.
Speaker 2: But did it at least make you laugh in the moment?
Speaker 9: That was Yeah, we were all drunk, so it was
Speaker 9: like she apologized. I forgave her, and then that should
Speaker 9: have been the first red flag of her friendship.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a great one, Kelly. This is a
Speaker 2: good one.
Speaker 3: Here.
Speaker 1: Your brother's best man did something at the wedding. What
Speaker 1: was it?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. So during his speech she revealed that basically,
Speaker 3: how we started to speech, was I just remember there
Speaker 3: was a summer where Kelly and Alice's parents were gone
Speaker 3: all summer and we just partied and my mom was
Speaker 3: just mortified. Oh really because one she had She had
Speaker 3: no idea. We had kept that under rest for a
Speaker 3: couple of years. And and he ends with speech saying,
Speaker 3: and I'm just thinking about brotherhood and how me and
Speaker 3: the croom were late night at a bonfire and we're
Speaker 3: putting it out with our pea and oss and horrified
Speaker 3: and laziers to every table. My friends were ducking their eyes.
Speaker 3: His friends were all trying to look away.
Speaker 1: See, I think those are the best ones. Like I
Speaker 1: like the truth being told, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like because it's not like you're marrying that. You're that
Speaker 1: was what you were when you were younger. You make
Speaker 1: stupid mistakes, certain stupid decisions, and you can't say everything though.
Speaker 5: You can't bring up relationship. Remember that one night we had,
Speaker 5: Like you can't do that.
Speaker 1: No, no, you can do that. You just cannot sleep
Speaker 1: with the room. What's up, Sarah?
Speaker 2: How you doing?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 2: Hi? This is a big one here.
Speaker 6: Hey you guys, Yeah, tell.
Speaker 2: Yours so first time, long time Sarah on the phone.
Speaker 6: Uh so, two of.
Speaker 7: My best friends just got married back at the start
Speaker 7: of the year. They decided they didn't want to wait
Speaker 7: for the wedding, so they eloped and then proceeded to
Speaker 7: immediately get pregnant. They did not tell anyone except for
Speaker 7: like our inner friend circle. And at the wedding, my
Speaker 7: friend who is the best man, got up to give
Speaker 7: his speech and at the end and she goes and
Speaker 7: I know you guys are going to be great parents,
Speaker 7: and everybody throws my friend.
Speaker 10: She her mouth just dropped.
Speaker 7: He turned around to give the mic back and she's like, no,
Speaker 7: we weren't telling anyone yet.
Speaker 2: That's great. That kind of excited.
Speaker 10: He's very loud.
Speaker 3: He was like, I better.
Speaker 7: Literally it could have been played off if he gave
Speaker 7: them any kind of warning.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that's so good.
Speaker 7: I want very loud.
Speaker 1: I want to be at a wedding where we know
Speaker 1: that the bride is getting married because she's now pregnant
Speaker 1: or whatever, and somebody does that that's actually kind of cool.
Speaker 1: And then the DJ played genuine one last one here
Speaker 1: the groom's speech at the wedding that you went to
Speaker 1: Shelby priceless.
Speaker 2: What happened.
Speaker 10: Hi. So first I would like to say first time,
Speaker 10: long time, and this was my wedding and my husband's
Speaker 10: very good friend from childhood gave us speech, and she
Speaker 10: was given us great speech about they were playing in
Speaker 10: the woods and had to go to the bathroom, and
Speaker 10: it went on and then he ended the speech with Shelby,
Speaker 10: you weren't the first thing to drop Scott to his knees.
Speaker 10: It was a beasting to the ball, fantastic and our
Speaker 10: photographer got the picture of both of us dying laughing
Speaker 10: at the table at that exact moment. I will never
Speaker 10: forget it.
Speaker 3: It was amazing.
Speaker 1: That is so cute. By the way, I like that
Speaker 1: one as the second best one. To the DJ, they
Speaker 1: called up that maybe I.
Speaker 2: Do believe, Oh, I believe he knew all.
Speaker 1: That Monroe wedding is one priceless and if you were
Speaker 1: at that wedding, I want to hear about it.
Speaker 3: So