Speaker 1: Not only one way to find out War of the Roses.
Speaker 1: I'm kat w b.
Speaker 2: A War of the Roses like no other.
Speaker 3: I promise you this has never even come close to
Speaker 3: happening on War of the Roses before. Let's find out
Speaker 3: why we're doing War of the Roses right now with Alyssa.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Alyssa, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 2: Thanks for being on War with the Roses. Are you ready?
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for having me. I'm I'm actually
Speaker 4: so nervous because I listened to you guys all the time.
Speaker 4: I've been listening since I was like six years old.
Speaker 4: So this is a very exciting woman.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, making us feel old, Oh my god,
Speaker 3: especially me, you not me, not me for sure.
Speaker 2: Well here you are.
Speaker 3: You never thought you'd be on KT but you'd be
Speaker 3: doing War with Roses, But here you are. Very unusual story,
Speaker 3: and as you listen to Alyssa's story, you're gonna have
Speaker 3: to figure out for herself whether she's way over reacting
Speaker 3: or whether she's totally busted him.
Speaker 2: So what's going on?
Speaker 4: Okay, so this is a pretty crazy story. But so recently,
Speaker 4: my fiancee, Jeremy, came home from work one day and
Speaker 4: he told me that he had something in his eye,
Speaker 4: and we spent like forever trying to get it out,
Speaker 4: and it was wondering him to like two whole days,
Speaker 4: and I was like trying to like look back there,
Speaker 4: and I was like rolling into the back of his
Speaker 4: head and anyway, eventually it became like so swollen, it
Speaker 4: was like practically swollen shut.
Speaker 3: So and this is miserable for Jeremy because he's got
Speaker 3: I mean, we've all had like an eyelash in our
Speaker 3: eye or.
Speaker 5: Something clear that you can barely see what it is
Speaker 5: and you.
Speaker 3: Can't find it, and so you're I can picture you
Speaker 3: on the couch with your phone lights shining in his
Speaker 3: eye and you're like he's rolling his eye around. It's
Speaker 3: red and you're like, I can't see anything. This went
Speaker 3: on for two days, two whole days. Yeah, Oh that's miserable.
Speaker 4: It's going to come out. And eventually I was like,
Speaker 4: it's obviously still in there. Your eyes can put lethal
Speaker 4: and shut, like we have to go to the hospital,
Speaker 4: Like it's crazy. So we went to the er and
Speaker 4: we found out the doctor was able to get back
Speaker 4: there and it was like partially I guess there had
Speaker 4: been a hair that had been partially caught behind his eye.
Speaker 4: I know, I know. This isn't even the crazy.
Speaker 1: Part, I know.
Speaker 4: And so the doctor ended up like putting it on
Speaker 4: this napkin for us, like we were both there together.
Speaker 4: And it turns out that the doctor told us that
Speaker 4: in it, you know, he told us, and it was
Speaker 4: right in front of our faces. It was a pictic hare.
Speaker 1: Oh and I know.
Speaker 4: And the thing that's really crazy is that I shaved,
Speaker 4: so I know it wasn't my picare and he also shaved,
Speaker 4: so I know.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 4: Also, I'm like, how would you get your own hair
Speaker 4: in your eye? But so I think clearly he was
Speaker 4: eating some other girls.
Speaker 3: And he got okay, now I didn't go that far
Speaker 3: right away, So so it now the doctor is certain
Speaker 3: that it was that kind of body hair.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the doctor told us one hundred percent. This is
Speaker 4: it's like the texture, it's like a different it's not
Speaker 4: like an eyelash right A little late.
Speaker 3: Now, I would have had I been that doctor, I
Speaker 3: would have kept that to myself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would.
Speaker 3: I would have said, you know, what here it is.
Speaker 3: And you didn't ask what kind of hair it is?
Speaker 3: Did you?
Speaker 4: No? I mean I saw it and I had my suspicions,
Speaker 4: but he was like all confirmed when he said it,
Speaker 4: and I was honestly grateful that he said it because
Speaker 4: now I'm like, obviously there's something going on. And when
Speaker 4: I think about, like the day that he actually came home,
Speaker 4: he was really late from work and he came home
Speaker 4: and was being kind of like, he didn't really say
Speaker 4: high to me or anything, and went straight into the shower,
Speaker 4: and I just feel like that's super suspicious, like he
Speaker 4: didn't want to smell like anybody. I don't know, but
Speaker 4: I just feel like something major is going on and
Speaker 4: I need to get to the bottom of it.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, you totally do. I've never, like I said,
Speaker 3: I've never heard of anything like this before. And so
Speaker 3: you think that he was like, you know, doing his
Speaker 3: business and you know, with somebody who doesn't exercise the
Speaker 3: grooming thing and maybe got something in his eye.
Speaker 5: Question, Yeah, does one keep their eyes open while they're
Speaker 5: doing such things or do they keep a shut for protection?
Speaker 1: What do you?
Speaker 6: What do you?
Speaker 5: I've never done that, you're asking me, I'm asking you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I never really thought it.
Speaker 5: I feel like I don't want to go that far
Speaker 5: with her. She probably doesn't have that answer.
Speaker 3: I don't really want to answer that question either, but
Speaker 3: I think that, like right now, everybody is curious. There
Speaker 3: are probably women who are going, are your eyes open? Yeah,
Speaker 3: and there are guys or other women who are going yeah,
Speaker 3: absolutely or absolutely not or maybe sometimes yeah. Well good
Speaker 3: question though, Jenny. So now this is such a bizarre
Speaker 3: war of the roses. But at the same time we're
Speaker 3: laughing and whatever. But I want to remind you that
Speaker 3: this is your fiance, and if your fiance is like
Speaker 3: doing something like this, and when are you guys getting
Speaker 3: married anyway? Is it a long way away or when
Speaker 3: are you getting married?
Speaker 4: We're getting married next spring, next.
Speaker 2: Spring, so you need to know, you need to know
Speaker 2: what's going on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: So we can't just flat out ask him if he's
Speaker 3: seeing somebody else, but we have a ploy where we say, okay, hey,
Speaker 3: guess what it is your phone company, and we're going
Speaker 3: to give you a customer satisfaction survey. Take this survey,
Speaker 3: and we'll reward you with a dozen roses to send
Speaker 3: to whoever you want. And then he'll be like, oh
Speaker 3: my gosh, that's great. There's some guys that hang up.
Speaker 3: There's some guys that go, I don't need roses. There's
Speaker 3: some guys who don't answer their phone. But if he
Speaker 3: answers the phone, he'll pick somebody to go to send
Speaker 3: the roses to. The correct answer would obviously be Alyssa.
Speaker 3: Anybody else is probably a wrong answer. Okay, did you
Speaker 3: ask him about I mean, when you when the doctor said,
Speaker 3: how did you you know the doctor said this kind
Speaker 3: of hair?
Speaker 2: Did you ask him about it?
Speaker 4: I did? I was like, how did you get a
Speaker 4: peek care behind your eye?
Speaker 6: Like what?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 4: And he just keeps like saying, like I have I
Speaker 4: truly have no idea. He keeps like playing them. In
Speaker 4: my opinion, yeah, he claims he has absolutely no clue.
Speaker 3: How okay, fair enough, all right, we can try to
Speaker 3: get to the bottom of it. We'll do our best.
Speaker 3: Coming up on part two of War of the Roses.
Speaker 1: Are they cheating?
Speaker 2: Let's find out.
Speaker 4: Part two of War the Roses starts right now.
Speaker 1: On Katie w B.
Speaker 3: Very interesting War of the Roses. So he comes home
Speaker 3: from work and he's got something in his eye and
Speaker 3: he's like, ah's under my eye.
Speaker 2: We all hate that.
Speaker 3: It's like, ah, you get in the mirror and you
Speaker 3: try to like find it, usually an eyelash or something.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it's like, you know, it's bigger than an eyelash,
Speaker 3: like a twig does a twig gets big in there,
Speaker 3: in there, and so he can't get it out. He
Speaker 3: can't find it. So he's on the couch and his
Speaker 3: partner is like, got her phone, flashlights shining in his eye.
Speaker 3: His eye is rolling around, can't find and it two
Speaker 3: days later. Can you image in the agony of having
Speaker 3: something in your eye for two days? So they go
Speaker 3: to the doctor and the er and the doctor says, oh,
Speaker 3: got it, got it, got it had partly gotten behind
Speaker 3: the back of his eye. Doctor pulls it out, sets
Speaker 3: it on a napkin. It is a hair from down there,
Speaker 3: and the woman's the wife fiance says, well, I don't
Speaker 3: have any of that.
Speaker 2: You don't have any of that. Where's it from? And
Speaker 2: he's like yeah, yeah, yea.
Speaker 3: So she's like, well, I know that you got it
Speaker 3: in your eye through close contact with another woman. And
Speaker 3: he's like, what I.
Speaker 1: Said, she got a little more bulgar.
Speaker 3: She did a little bit, yes, And she also said
Speaker 3: she remembers that night that he got home with the
Speaker 3: hair in his eye, and she said, he ran right
Speaker 3: for the shower and took a shower. She didn't think
Speaker 3: about it at the time, but she thought, oh, well,
Speaker 3: maybe he was washing the perfume from another woman off.
Speaker 2: So we're about to.
Speaker 3: Make the phone call to this guy to see who
Speaker 3: he will send roses to. If he won a dozen roses,
Speaker 3: his fiance or somebody else, then we'll talk to Jonathan
Speaker 3: Fogel from Fogal Family Law.
Speaker 5: You go, I like I said, that was just going
Speaker 5: to take a few minutes of your time, So I
Speaker 5: appreciate you doing that with me today, Jeremy. Now what
Speaker 5: I need from you is the name of whoever you
Speaker 5: want to send those dozen romantic roses to.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let's do uh you know, let's.
Speaker 5: Tracy, okay, and then we always attach a card with
Speaker 5: the roses. So what would you like the card to say?
Speaker 6: Mmm?
Speaker 4: Can we do? That? Was the word can you put?
Speaker 4: You owe me sixteen hundred dollars?
Speaker 1: You said sixteen hundred?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, what does that means?
Speaker 4: The inside joke?
Speaker 5: So I'll get it, Okay, Sorry, I get nosy sometimes.
Speaker 5: Don't tell my supervisor.
Speaker 3: Speaking of insight jokes, this is gonna be funny. You're
Speaker 3: gonna like this one, Jarry. This is all of it
Speaker 3: kind of a prank, I hate to tell you. And
Speaker 3: there's a new voice on this phone call that you're
Speaker 3: not expecting, and it's like, this is kind of it
Speaker 3: gets kind of funny. Do you like jokes, Jeremy, Yeah,
Speaker 3: this whole thing has been kind of a prank, kind.
Speaker 2: Of a oh, I don't know, gotcha.
Speaker 3: We're just kind of a gotcha and so yeah, we
Speaker 3: just wanted to find out who you would send roses to.
Speaker 3: And you don't know me. My name's Dave and I
Speaker 3: work at KATIEWB. And that's Jenny. That's not Cassandra, she
Speaker 3: works at KATEWB too. But the funny thing is the
Speaker 3: part I think you're gonna laugh. You know who's listening
Speaker 3: in right now on this whole phone call, Alyssa.
Speaker 2: He's not laughing, Alissa. You heard.
Speaker 3: Jeremy send the roses And I'm so sorry because this
Speaker 3: is not good news. You heard Jeremy send the roses
Speaker 3: to Tracy. Any thoughts on that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have a lot of I'm like, I'm like
Speaker 4: shaking right now. I'm so mad. I feel like the
Speaker 4: sixteen hundred dollars feels extremely convenient because that sounds just
Speaker 4: exactly like the bill he was given in the er
Speaker 4: for the pair in his eyes. So I'm really curious
Speaker 4: about this inside joke. That's what really called the radio station. Yeah,
Speaker 4: because you're not like being honest with me. You like
Speaker 4: you completely shut down et every time I try to
Speaker 4: talk to you about this, and I had no idea
Speaker 4: how to like actually tell the truth.
Speaker 2: Person, like, why why are you dragging other people into this?
Speaker 5: The hell?
Speaker 4: I did talk to you in person. I've been trying
Speaker 4: to talk to you in person for the past like
Speaker 4: two weeks about this, and I looked completely and I just.
Speaker 2: Knew he's just always you just always takes things to
Speaker 2: the next level.
Speaker 4: And I'm just so, this is not about this is
Speaker 4: not about oh my god, you're caught. Like there's nothing
Speaker 4: you should be saying right now except like begging and
Speaker 4: grobbling at my feet because I knew this was true
Speaker 4: the whole time. And look at you now, Tracy, Okay, yes, Tracy,
Speaker 4: all right, yes, yes, I did it.
Speaker 6: All right, you caught me.
Speaker 4: Wow, I'm not your girl. I'm not like a random girl.
Speaker 4: You're going on two days. I'm like, we're getting married next,
Speaker 4: So clearly you're not interested in the lifetime commitment with someone.
Speaker 2: Oh so you're just overreacting again. I mean, you just
Speaker 2: take it to the night.
Speaker 4: So I'm okay, Jenny Jarny, listen to me. You want
Speaker 4: in your eyes from eating another girl's let's just like
Speaker 4: have that in the room for a second, Like, do
Speaker 4: you know how insane that sounds?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: Okay, there are a couple of text messages that say
Speaker 3: it could have come from anywhere. It could have come
Speaker 3: from a chest, his chest, a towel. Somebody else says
Speaker 3: either way, no doctor can say they know it is
Speaker 3: a pee hair. I hate that where I hate that
Speaker 3: word super unprofessionable. I mean, think about it. It could
Speaker 3: have been a beard hair. Yea, it could have been
Speaker 3: a back hair. Maybe the girl he was with had
Speaker 3: a lot of back hair. I don't know, chest hair,
Speaker 3: chest hair. And then Jenny said, do you leave the
Speaker 3: lights on during open your eyes open.
Speaker 1: Where the hair ended up?
Speaker 5: So yeah, someone says, yes, eye contact is very important.
Speaker 5: So that's awesome. See, I just know I'm not gonna
Speaker 5: say anything it's not making an eye contact because my
Speaker 5: head's like.
Speaker 3: Rolled back your Yeah, that'd be a hard when that
Speaker 3: gets hard on your neck. You know you're like this
Speaker 3: and it gets hard on something vond v. It's just saying,
Speaker 3: it turns out we're doing this wrong, and it's very
Speaker 3: important that we change our bad habits washing our hands.
Speaker 3: Eighty percent of infections are passed along by our hands.
Speaker 3: You touch a surface, you touch your face, then those
Speaker 3: germs have a direct path into your eyes, nose, and mouth,
Speaker 3: and then boom you sick. So you gotta wash your hands. Hey,
Speaker 3: we well, we're not washing our hands for long enough.
Speaker 3: Here's the story. You gotta wash. I'll get you the
Speaker 3: tips here. Experts say you should always wash your hands
Speaker 3: as soon as you walk into your home. And a
Speaker 3: small squirt of soap and a quick rinse is not enough.
Speaker 3: And a lot of us do the wet the hands
Speaker 3: under the faucet and then dry them off and we're done.
Speaker 3: That does no good whatsoever. You got to stick to
Speaker 3: the twenty second rule. You got an Apple watch. It
Speaker 3: measures this for You've had to set up. Why twenty
Speaker 3: seconds because that's the amount of time it takes for
Speaker 3: soap plus the friction of rubbing your hands together to
Speaker 3: break down the germs. So if you put your hands
Speaker 3: under the faucet, you got like five ten seconds of
Speaker 3: soapy water.
Speaker 2: You're not breaking down the sure Think back to the
Speaker 2: COVID days.
Speaker 3: If you need a timer, sing Happy Birthday for I
Speaker 3: think you sing it twice.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's what I heard.
Speaker 3: And you should scrub every part of your hands, the palms,
Speaker 3: the fingers, the backs of your hands, and especially under
Speaker 3: your filthy fingernails because microbes have moved in there. They
Speaker 3: got cable installed, they got Wi Fi. They are there
Speaker 3: to stay. You get a wash under your filthy fingernails.
Speaker 1: You could get one of them.
Speaker 7: I bet Jenny has one of them, like fancy like
Speaker 7: under the neath a fingernail like brushes.
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, no, I just use my fingers to get
Speaker 5: in there.
Speaker 8: It's harder to do this when us DJs have to
Speaker 8: run back here. Songs are only like a minute and
Speaker 8: two seconds long.
Speaker 3: It's true, by the way, the water temperature doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: I always thought it has to be as hot as
Speaker 3: you can stand. What that's what I thought. I've always
Speaker 3: thought as you can stand. I thought it was as
Speaker 3: hot as you can stand.
Speaker 1: It hurts.
Speaker 3: They say it doesn't matter any kind of soap will do.
Speaker 3: It does not have to be anti bacterial. And also,
Speaker 3: hand sanitizer is fine when you're on the go, but
Speaker 3: soap and water is actually better. And the thing about
Speaker 3: hand sanitizer, it doesn't wash the goop off your you know,
Speaker 3: if you're like scratching at your butt crack and you
Speaker 3: got dead skin and stuff under your nails, hand sanitizer
Speaker 3: doesn't really do anything.
Speaker 2: It doesn't.
Speaker 3: It pushes it around. So hand sanitizer your butt crack?
Speaker 3: Could I just have this rash? Yeah, it's kind of
Speaker 3: like it turned into a boil? Is that why then
Speaker 3: I had to have it looked at it?
Speaker 1: It's not why. Like the back of your pants are
Speaker 1: kind of soiled a little.
Speaker 3: Bit, a little bit, yeah, and they stick al and
Speaker 3: they stick, yeah, to my butt crack and then I walk.
Speaker 3: I put some powder on it, powder on it, and
Speaker 3: now it's like a puss with a mucisy kind of
Speaker 3: a thing, and yeah, get into it.
Speaker 2: Oh, everybody loves some old bond medicated powder.
Speaker 3: Absolutely newn Connecticut explains why he uses old bond medicated powder.
Speaker 6: Tingling like a bad rish, like a prickly heat, and
Speaker 6: then the tingling tied into an oozing, and the tingling
Speaker 6: kind of turned into an oozing, which was kind of
Speaker 6: a mucasy blood kind of a crack with a dry
Speaker 6: flakiness all over it that came out of my soccocta thing.
Speaker 6: And that's when I tried the old bond.
Speaker 2: And what happened as soon as you applied the old bond.
Speaker 6: Well, it solidified into kind of a chunky mass that
Speaker 6: was adhering to all the hand. I was covered with
Speaker 6: pussy mucasy masses of chunky, white cheesy like a cream
Speaker 6: cheesy goop substance that was oozing from the crack.
Speaker 8: Mister Glusge, describe your symptoms after using the old bond
Speaker 8: for just one week.
Speaker 6: It was an oozing with a PUFs with a white
Speaker 6: cakey substance that was kind of like a cotage cheese
Speaker 6: and would fill up with blood and I would have
Speaker 6: to lance it and drain it. So I put on
Speaker 6: molpata and then what would happen is it began to
Speaker 6: bubble and stink, and then the cocta wound opened up
Speaker 6: and had this mucus that would dump out of my
Speaker 6: pant leg and small puffs of white, chunky ooze. It
Speaker 6: would hit the ground and dust would fly up everywhere
Speaker 6: when I walked, and I looked like a small railroad engine.
Speaker 8: Mister Glotsky, would you recommend old Bond to your friends?
Speaker 6: Yes, I would. It was good, and I would recommend
Speaker 6: it for anything, except for like a bloody ooze with
Speaker 6: a lot of puffs, because that turned into like a
Speaker 6: boil and I had to have it looked at, and
Speaker 6: it was ingrown and they was plucking hands and it
Speaker 6: was a horrible smelling thing. But I won't eat in
Speaker 6: that restaurant anymore. Besides, they don't know me.
Speaker 3: Anyway, classic bit Old Bond is the only funny thing. No,
Speaker 3: there's two funny things that I've ever done. Yeah, that
Speaker 3: one and then Fallon's high school fight song was the
Speaker 3: only funny thing that I've ever done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that checks out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do have Falon's old high school fight song.
Speaker 2: I hear it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh Wowkay, So so this was probably back in twenty twelve.
Speaker 3: It was the last time I was funny. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: want to hear it in this?
Speaker 2: Oh? Am I in it?
Speaker 4: Am?
Speaker 1: I in it?
Speaker 2: Am I in it? Are you I sing it? You weep?
Speaker 2: Falon's high school.
Speaker 9: Fight song Hey, you guys, put down your smokes. You guys,
Speaker 9: put down your beer. We got a tonight. That's why
Speaker 9: another school is here.
Speaker 2: Tax the rich. Your mom is here and so is your.
Speaker 9: Aunt's straight from Fort Wayne's most prestigious plant. Go fight
Speaker 9: with all your might and act like you give a crap.
Speaker 9: Please direct your attention to the fifty yard line where
Speaker 9: forre you're entertainment. That cheer captain will now get pregnant
Speaker 9: by number thirty two Billy Pop Bodin. We had a
Speaker 9: chance to win tonight.
Speaker 2: We pracked a hard and long, but.
Speaker 9: The cube he's gone injury. He set himself on fire
Speaker 9: with his bong wick wick wick Indy and his front
Speaker 9: where we hail.
Speaker 2: Look, the coach just got out of jail.
Speaker 9: Hey, does anybody want to buy a washer? Come see
Speaker 9: me after the game.
Speaker 2: I was so proud of that line. That was like
Speaker 2: the funniest line I ever.
Speaker 8: Wrote, because I was confusing it with the day's fifty bangs.
Speaker 8: That's what I was.
Speaker 3: And the and the bit was when Fallon first got here,
Speaker 3: she was like, I'm so poor. I come from humble beginnings.
Speaker 3: I'm we didn't grow up with anything. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: look Fallon will tell you that her mom never had
Speaker 3: any money, but she came from She worked at Indiana's
Speaker 3: most prestigious plant, and that was also a funny life,
Speaker 3: a funny line. Most prestigious plant. You see, Dave Start's
Speaker 3: coming up in a second. Get kind of serious. Savannah
Speaker 3: Guthrie's mother is missing, and it is kind of like
Speaker 3: the biggest, most puzzling story on the dirt, and we'll
Speaker 3: cover that next along with all the other dirt. That's
Speaker 3: some more fun stuff coming up on KDWB.
Speaker 1: It's Dave's Dirt on KDWB.
Speaker 3: A weird story and a sad, shocking story. They are
Speaker 3: investigating the disappearance of Savannah Guthrie's mom. She does news
Speaker 3: on NBC and mom lives in Tucson. She's eighty four
Speaker 3: years old and nobody has seen her, I think since Sunday.
Speaker 3: She's eighty four years old. She is you know, like
Speaker 3: can't walk, she can walk maybe fifty yards at a time.
Speaker 3: She's on medications to keep her alive, and she's been missing.
Speaker 3: So here's the sheriff talking about what they know about
Speaker 3: this crime.
Speaker 10: Saw some things at the home that we're concerning to us.
Speaker 10: We believe now after we process that crime scene that
Speaker 10: we do in fact have a crime scene, that we
Speaker 10: do in fact have a crime.
Speaker 3: So in other words, there might have been a struggle
Speaker 3: or signs of, you know, something that shows that she
Speaker 3: was abducted, not just wandered away.
Speaker 2: So we'll follow it, but no news yet.
Speaker 5: So there's a new rule for decluttering, which I know, Dave,
Speaker 5: when you've been moving slash moved, you've said that you
Speaker 5: guys have just like so much stuff, so.
Speaker 1: Much clothes, like everything, Yeah.
Speaker 5: So much, right, So it says that you enter the
Speaker 5: ifs and butts rule. It's pretty much. It's really simple.
Speaker 5: When you hear yourself making excuses for something like I'd
Speaker 5: like this if it wasn't itchy, or I'd wear this
Speaker 5: but the sleeves are too short, then you need to
Speaker 5: lean into letting it go.
Speaker 1: So the ifs and butts rule.
Speaker 5: If you're looking at something, I feel like Bailey's closet
Speaker 5: is filled with ifs and button Yeah, but.
Speaker 1: That's a good way to go about doing it. That's
Speaker 1: a lot of them.
Speaker 7: So bts released a new comeback album or they're going
Speaker 7: to release a new comeback album after their years of
Speaker 7: mandatory military service in the South Korean Army.
Speaker 1: I cannot pronounce the name.
Speaker 7: Of the album, but they will perform songs from it
Speaker 7: on March twenty first at a concert, and then Netflix
Speaker 7: is going to stream that concert called BTS The Comeback Live,
Speaker 7: and it'll be on So we can watch an entire
Speaker 7: BTS concert on Netflix on March twenty seven.
Speaker 3: The funny thing is they're the other side of the world,
Speaker 3: so if that's on it's seven o'clock at night, it'll
Speaker 3: be like seven o'clock in the morning here.
Speaker 7: Yes, in the US, it says yeah, well, live stream
Speaker 7: in the United States as seven am Eastern and four
Speaker 7: am Pacific, so six am.
Speaker 2: Wow, Yeah, okay cool.
Speaker 8: So I mentioned yesterday doing my Black History Month moment,
Speaker 8: Leon Thomas. If you don't know him, he's from He's
Speaker 8: singing that song Mutt. But he also used to be
Speaker 8: on Victorious. That's where a lot of people know him.
Speaker 7: Well.
Speaker 8: They're doing a reboo and he was asked what if
Speaker 8: he do music for it?
Speaker 7: You said, you would like to do some music for
Speaker 7: the Victorious reboot.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I'm very close with Danielle Money, who is one of
Speaker 8: the executive producers on it.
Speaker 1: You know I'm just looking forward to seeing what happens
Speaker 1: with you. You're trying to act on Would you like
Speaker 1: to act on it? He was on a tour when
Speaker 1: they sent me a script to act on it.
Speaker 8: But you know, when I do have a window of
Speaker 8: tom and I'm back into the acting space, I'll definitely
Speaker 8: love to jump on there as a teacher or something.
Speaker 8: You know, it'd be cool to see him. You know
Speaker 8: who's not popping up? Rina Grande. I think she's like
Speaker 8: way past. I think she's too big for that.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: Although it be cool, the super Bowl is coming up
Speaker 3: on Sunday. I really I'm so annoyed because they put
Speaker 3: the super Bowl on a Sunday, starting at about five
Speaker 3: thirty or six. Man, I tell you, nobody wants to
Speaker 3: watch an event event like that and get drunk or
Speaker 3: get you know, bloated up on chili and nachos and
Speaker 3: then got to get up at seven o'clock and go
Speaker 3: to work the next morning.
Speaker 2: I don't know why.
Speaker 3: The NFL the most selfish, I would say probably arguably
Speaker 3: the most selfish, greedy business in the world.
Speaker 2: The NFL.
Speaker 3: Doesn't put the super Bowl when we all want it
Speaker 3: on a Saturday night.
Speaker 1: I don't get it either.
Speaker 3: Doesn't that make sense because you go to a Super
Speaker 3: Bowl party, you want to stay up with your friends.
Speaker 3: I've had super Bowl parties before everybody leaves it halftime
Speaker 3: because after the halftime show, it's kind of over anyway,
Speaker 3: if you really don't care about the game, and then
Speaker 3: because everybody's going to go to work the next morning. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the NFL, I'm calling you out, you greedy suns, the
Speaker 3: bitches that you need to put the super Bowl, but
Speaker 3: they stretch it into more revenue the longer they can
Speaker 3: stretch it out. It used to be one week between
Speaker 3: the last championship game and the super Bowl. Now it's
Speaker 3: two weeks so they can get more money. It is
Speaker 3: the greediest business, probably outside of pharmaceuticals, in the entire world.
Speaker 3: But here we are forking out our money every week
Speaker 3: to go see the Viking play.
Speaker 8: I didn't think it was about like stretching it out.
Speaker 8: I thought it was just to give the players like
Speaker 8: one little break before. That's what I thought, though, But
Speaker 8: I also know nothing about guest though.
Speaker 2: It's good.
Speaker 3: Guess they know that the NFL does not carey about
Speaker 3: whether the players are tired or need to rest. Their
Speaker 3: ankle or their shoulder or whatever. No, they want more money.
Speaker 3: And I guess there's they know everybody is home on
Speaker 3: a Sunday night. Nobody is out, nobody is out skiing,
Speaker 3: nobody's at Buck Hill on a Sunday night. Your home
Speaker 3: because you got to go to work the next day.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 8: In twenty twenty seven, though, the super Bowl not only
Speaker 8: is it on on Valentine's Day, but that Monday is
Speaker 8: President's Day, so most people will have off next year.
Speaker 1: And they say that too.
Speaker 7: They're like, you know what we should have is the
Speaker 7: day after the super Bowl.
Speaker 1: We should have that off. We should yeah, yeah, national holiday, right,
Speaker 1: or just.
Speaker 3: Give it to a Saturday. I mean, how happy would
Speaker 3: you be? It's like you can have a super Bowl
Speaker 3: party and people don't have to leave it halftime. The
Speaker 3: reason I bring it up is because I wanted to
Speaker 3: complain about it, and I'm really good at complaining about things.
Speaker 3: But here are some of the worst super Bowl halftime
Speaker 3: shows of all time. Number five the Black Eyed Peas
Speaker 3: back in twenty eleven, they had audio issues. Everybody seemed
Speaker 3: kind of lazy. Not even guest spots from Slash and
Speaker 3: Usher could save that one. Nineteen ninety seven, they dug
Speaker 3: up the Blues Brothers and had them come out for
Speaker 3: a Super Bowl halftime show that nobody cared about. Nobody
Speaker 3: remembered Jennet Jackson justin Timberlake in two thousand and four.
Speaker 3: We all know about that one. It was overshadowed the
Speaker 3: fact that Nelly, Diddy, Kid Rock and Jessica Simpson were
Speaker 3: also in that halftime show. You don't remember. All you
Speaker 3: remember is Nurplegate and remember two the Disney halftime shows.
Speaker 3: They tried these back in ninety one, ninety five, and
Speaker 3: two thousand, including Patty LaBelle, Tony Bennett, Phil Collins, Christina Aguilera,
Speaker 3: Enrique Iglesias, and New Kids on the Block. Those were
Speaker 3: the worst, but not the worst. The worst was super
Speaker 3: Bowl fifty three in twenty nineteen. This band, yes Adam
Speaker 3: Levine's Nipples, could not save the Super Bowl halftime show.
Speaker 5: We're watching that show and being like this is so boring,
Speaker 5: so boring, So I'm happy that it made it on
Speaker 5: that list. Kim Kardashian's taking a break from studying for
Speaker 5: the California Bar Exam to pursue a little relationship with
Speaker 5: f one driver Lewis Hamilton last week and they checked
Speaker 5: into the same luxury hotel in England, reportedly with exclusive
Speaker 5: use of the pool in the spot. And you imagine
Speaker 5: you're at that hotel and all of a sudden you're like,
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, you can't go to the pool or the
Speaker 5: spots from Kardashian. But then they also apparently traveled together
Speaker 5: to Paris in Kim's private jet. A source said that
Speaker 5: Kim and Lewis have tried to keep a little profile,
Speaker 5: but they're hard to miss because it's like a military
Speaker 5: operation moving them from place to place. Kim has two bodyguards,
Speaker 5: Lewis has this close protection officer on hand as well,
Speaker 5: so you kind of know something's going on when you
Speaker 5: see like someone surrounded by big buff dudes, big buff who.
Speaker 7: Is that There's going to be a spinoff of Stranger
Speaker 7: Things that is animated called Stranger Things Tails from eighty
Speaker 7: five And the teaser just drupped yesterday.
Speaker 9: Something from the Upside Down must have survived last year.
Speaker 1: Looks like it's mute.
Speaker 7: Well, I like that it's gonna be animated because then
Speaker 7: you can do crazy random things with animation.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but they're gonna milk that series as long as
Speaker 8: they can.
Speaker 1: Of course they will. They milk everything that does well.
Speaker 8: Ever, mm hmm, well, a show that's not gonna be
Speaker 8: milked for much longer The Kelly Clarkson Show. Two weeks ago,
Speaker 8: The New York Post reported that the backstage staff was
Speaker 8: polishing their resume is in anticipation of Kelly quitting, And
Speaker 8: yesterday she put out a statement pretty much saying she
Speaker 8: stepped away from her daily schedule so she can prioritize
Speaker 8: her kids. But we'll still be hearing from her. She'll
Speaker 8: be doing shows here and there, She'll be on the
Speaker 8: Voice and yeah, Kelly Clarkson Show come into an end
Speaker 8: at the end of the season.
Speaker 7: I really like her. I feel bad that she's not
Speaker 7: like doing so hot.
Speaker 3: She is one of the most likable celebrities I've ever met. Yes,
Speaker 3: and I remember she came to star party and she
Speaker 3: would get pictures taken at her meet and greet, and
Speaker 3: she'd be like, Okay, now let's do a silly one,
Speaker 3: you guys, And so they do a silly one. Now
Speaker 3: let's do a serious one, you guys. And all these
Speaker 3: were like strangers that she had no idea who they were,
Speaker 3: and she was not rushing people through. She wasn't looking
Speaker 3: at her watch the entire time or rolling her eyes.
Speaker 3: She just had fun. She is a very genuinely nice person,
Speaker 3: and I think that comes true. I think a lot
Speaker 3: of celebrities pretend to be nice, but they're actually narcissistic
Speaker 3: a holes.
Speaker 1: It's just a regular girl that just happened to do
Speaker 1: well on American Ice.
Speaker 2: She worked in a chicken restaurant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she didn't in a chicken restaurant.
Speaker 3: It's true. That is the dirt on Katie. Would you
Speaker 3: be coming back in a second with I want to
Speaker 3: talk about It's kind of funny. We did this last
Speaker 3: week when Jenny complained about something you wrote.
Speaker 1: To sadaaides My band aids weren't working.
Speaker 3: And so you wrote to the band aid people and said,
Speaker 3: my band aids aren't sticking. So they mailed you what
Speaker 3: a box or a coupon.
Speaker 1: I haven't gotten a coupon yet. I'm still waiting for it.
Speaker 1: They said they sent me a coupon.
Speaker 3: So we last week we talked about what did you
Speaker 3: write in a complaint about? But today I want to
Speaker 3: talk to you about what complaint you received as a company. So,
Speaker 3: in other words, somebody called in and said, you know what,
Speaker 3: I don't like the fact that your employee looked at
Speaker 3: me while I was in the checkout line. I mean,
Speaker 3: just weird stuff. And we got a bunch of them.
Speaker 3: They're coming up in a minute. On Katie, what do
Speaker 3: you beat it?
Speaker 8: All?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: What business do you work at? Her own or whatever?
Speaker 3: Where you got the weirdest complaints? Because we're time last
Speaker 3: week about how we've all probably written a complaint letter.
Speaker 3: We wrote one time about tuna cans don't have any
Speaker 3: tuna in them anymore, it's all water. And then Jenny
Speaker 3: wrote to the band aid people and said that the
Speaker 3: band aids don't stick anymore.
Speaker 5: Stick in little white strip wouldn't even pull off of
Speaker 5: the sticky part.
Speaker 3: That's messed up. So what complaint did your company get?
Speaker 3: Let's dig in, Gray said text center. She's on Facebook.
Speaker 3: She says, I'm a cake decorator. One time a customer
Speaker 3: ordered a very large and very expensive cake, then didn't
Speaker 3: pick it up when she said she would. She came
Speaker 3: in two days later and said she still wanted it,
Speaker 3: but she deserved a discount because the cake was old. Now,
Speaker 3: oh that what cake would go on her face? Here
Speaker 3: is Back in the day, I worked at BK, says Troy.
Speaker 3: Had somebody come through the drive through at BK and
Speaker 3: asked for a micrib. She was mad that we didn't
Speaker 3: have them.
Speaker 1: Dary, have something in your company doesn't sell.
Speaker 2: I own an operated bookstore.
Speaker 3: A man got very angry with me because we didn't
Speaker 3: have lamps for sale, not booklights, actual lamps. He said,
Speaker 3: I'm never coming back in here.
Speaker 1: How are you going to read your book without a lamp?
Speaker 2: Well, yes, go down to Target and get a lamp.
Speaker 2: Here's one. We had.
Speaker 3: A customer asked for a full refund because she was
Speaker 3: allergic to pizza cut in squares.
Speaker 2: What more than once?
Speaker 3: Uh uh As Samantha Balder says, I'm a landscaper gardener.
Speaker 3: A woman we worked for called and said, your employees
Speaker 3: are looking at my horses. Please make sure they don't
Speaker 3: look at my horses.
Speaker 1: Wow, what have a couple of textas?
Speaker 2: Just what do you got?
Speaker 1: Our family owns an electric service company.
Speaker 7: Someone complained a technician used their driveway to turn around,
Speaker 7: no damage or disrespect, just pulled in and backed out.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: This was as a guest complain that we don't carry
Speaker 7: milky ways anymore.
Speaker 1: So I should be fired. Should have gotten the snickers
Speaker 1: to calm down, exactly.
Speaker 8: Like this, complained to Hailey said, calling and complaining about
Speaker 8: permanent hair color not working because the hair that was
Speaker 8: starting to grow out of her, the hair that was
Speaker 8: starting to grow out was her natural hair color and
Speaker 8: not the permanent that she paid for the salon.
Speaker 1: That's not how, that's how. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me look at Bailey's gray roots.
Speaker 1: No gray hair.
Speaker 3: Here is one. I've heard it all, says Paige Vlander.
Speaker 3: Working in the service industry, One was a woman who
Speaker 3: was complaining her fish was too fishy. Okay, Brie says.
Speaker 3: Worked at a high end gym. They were redoing the
Speaker 3: parking lot, ripping it up, changing the layout. A member
Speaker 3: came in demanding that I go wash his expensive car
Speaker 3: because dust had settled on it from construction. He was serious,
Speaker 3: Not only serious, he was furious with me. Yeah, go
Speaker 3: out and you wash my what that's correct?
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 3: I would sit behind the counter with my feet up
Speaker 3: on the counter and I'd laugh and I'd say, you
Speaker 3: can suck.
Speaker 8: It with the nail fil.
Speaker 2: I didn't file my nails an a can suck it?
Speaker 2: Got another one.
Speaker 1: I guess this one they might work for like the military.
Speaker 7: This one says, I get complaints that I'm not doing
Speaker 7: my job because I didn't just let someone get out
Speaker 7: of the Army just because he sent me a text
Speaker 7: saying he didn't want to be in anymore.
Speaker 1: That's not how it works.
Speaker 2: It doesn't.
Speaker 3: It doesn't work that way. Coming from a military family.
Speaker 3: You are in, you gotta do something awful to be
Speaker 3: kicked out. So Haley says, call oh, yeah, okay. Then
Speaker 3: Christina says, I made one too many cupcakes for a
Speaker 3: custom order, so I gave it to him for free.
Speaker 3: They argued with my employee that they didn't want to
Speaker 3: be charged for it. It took fifteen minutes of explaining
Speaker 3: to get him to understand it's free.
Speaker 8: I'm not going to charge you for it. Geez oh
Speaker 8: on No, something that's really not all that common. No,
Speaker 8: I like this one from Amanda. Working for a bank,
Speaker 8: I hear a lot of threats to sue us as
Speaker 8: their accounts are negative because they overspent their money. Yeah,
Speaker 8: but look with that one, buddy, I'll be waiting.
Speaker 7: We're going to pay for that we had when I
Speaker 7: worked at the Disney store. Way back when we would
Speaker 7: have people come in all the time trying to return
Speaker 7: clothing and they would get so mad at us when
Speaker 7: we're like, we can't take this, and they're like, well,
Speaker 7: Mickey Mouse is on it. And I said, this is
Speaker 7: a Target tag. You got this from Target, or you
Speaker 7: got this from Walmart, you got this from somewhere other
Speaker 7: than the Disney store.
Speaker 1: And they're like, yeah, but it has Mickey on it.
Speaker 7: Like okay, yes, it has Mickey on it, but this
Speaker 7: isn't our like code, like get out of here, lady,
Speaker 7: stupid stupid, this tech says I work at Target. Recently,
Speaker 7: a guest put in a comment complaint that we have
Speaker 7: too much pride stuff in June.
Speaker 1: It was January.
Speaker 2: What so many questions?
Speaker 1: You guys have too much pride stuff in January. It's January, baby.
Speaker 8: Another text. I clean houses. I've had people try to
Speaker 8: accuse me of stealing something. It's always something they misplaced,
Speaker 8: and while I'm cleaning, I always find it.
Speaker 2: Oh that's gonna be I think I've done that before.
Speaker 3: It's like, okay, somebody took my whatever, my cell phone charger.
Speaker 2: No, it's in your coat pocket
Speaker 3: You gummymmy, All right, what do you have what's the
Speaker 3: weird complaint you got where you work