WEBVTT - 8am Hour - Germy 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:03.480 Not only one way to find out War of the Roses. 0:00:03.680 --> 0:00:04.880 I'm kat w b. 0:00:06.760 --> 0:00:08.320 A War of the Roses like no other. 0:00:08.440 --> 0:00:11.119 I promise you this has never even come close to 0:00:11.200 --> 0:00:14.760 happening on War of the Roses before. Let's find out 0:00:15.280 --> 0:00:19.120 why we're doing War of the Roses right now with Alyssa. 0:00:19.160 --> 0:00:22.320 Good morning, Alyssa, Hi, good morning. 0:00:22.480 --> 0:00:25.120 Thanks for being on War with the Roses. Are you ready? 0:00:26.760 --> 0:00:29.440 Thank you so much for having me. I'm I'm actually 0:00:29.440 --> 0:00:31.560 so nervous because I listened to you guys all the time. 0:00:31.560 --> 0:00:33.800 I've been listening since I was like six years old. 0:00:33.880 --> 0:00:35.440 So this is a very exciting woman. 0:00:35.640 --> 0:00:37.760 Oh my god, making us feel old, Oh my god, 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:40.560 especially me, you not me, not me for sure. 0:00:41.840 --> 0:00:42.720 Well here you are. 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:44.440 You never thought you'd be on KT but you'd be 0:00:44.560 --> 0:00:50.160 doing War with Roses, But here you are. Very unusual story, 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:52.760 and as you listen to Alyssa's story, you're gonna have 0:00:52.800 --> 0:00:56.760 to figure out for herself whether she's way over reacting 0:00:57.000 --> 0:00:59.120 or whether she's totally busted him. 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:00.360 So what's going on? 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:05.720 Okay, so this is a pretty crazy story. But so recently, 0:01:06.480 --> 0:01:09.560 my fiancee, Jeremy, came home from work one day and 0:01:10.080 --> 0:01:12.520 he told me that he had something in his eye, 0:01:13.040 --> 0:01:17.440 and we spent like forever trying to get it out, 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:19.479 and it was wondering him to like two whole days, 0:01:19.480 --> 0:01:22.040 and I was like trying to like look back there, 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:23.880 and I was like rolling into the back of his 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:27.240 head and anyway, eventually it became like so swollen, it 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:28.960 was like practically swollen shut. 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:31.800 So and this is miserable for Jeremy because he's got 0:01:31.840 --> 0:01:33.520 I mean, we've all had like an eyelash in our 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:34.280 eye or. 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:37.039 Something clear that you can barely see what it is 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:38.440 and you. 0:01:38.400 --> 0:01:41.440 Can't find it, and so you're I can picture you 0:01:41.480 --> 0:01:44.360 on the couch with your phone lights shining in his 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:48.400 eye and you're like he's rolling his eye around. It's 0:01:48.560 --> 0:01:51.440 red and you're like, I can't see anything. This went 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:56.160 on for two days, two whole days. Yeah, Oh that's miserable. 0:01:56.680 --> 0:01:58.160 It's going to come out. And eventually I was like, 0:01:58.200 --> 0:02:00.440 it's obviously still in there. Your eyes can put lethal 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:03.440 and shut, like we have to go to the hospital, 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:08.280 Like it's crazy. So we went to the er and 0:02:09.000 --> 0:02:11.119 we found out the doctor was able to get back 0:02:11.120 --> 0:02:13.400 there and it was like partially I guess there had 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:16.680 been a hair that had been partially caught behind his eye. 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:22.040 I know, I know. This isn't even the crazy. 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:22.280 Part, I know. 0:02:22.560 --> 0:02:24.880 And so the doctor ended up like putting it on 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:26.919 this napkin for us, like we were both there together. 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:30.679 And it turns out that the doctor told us that 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:32.959 in it, you know, he told us, and it was 0:02:33.040 --> 0:02:34.960 right in front of our faces. It was a pictic hare. 0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:37.320 Oh and I know. 0:02:37.919 --> 0:02:40.800 And the thing that's really crazy is that I shaved, 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:44.400 so I know it wasn't my picare and he also shaved, 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:44.760 so I know. 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:45.080 You know. 0:02:45.160 --> 0:02:46.799 Also, I'm like, how would you get your own hair 0:02:46.840 --> 0:02:51.000 in your eye? But so I think clearly he was 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:53.440 eating some other girls. 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:57.320 And he got okay, now I didn't go that far 0:02:57.520 --> 0:03:03.040 right away, So so it now the doctor is certain 0:03:04.080 --> 0:03:06.920 that it was that kind of body hair. 0:03:07.720 --> 0:03:09.560 Yeah, the doctor told us one hundred percent. This is 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:11.920 it's like the texture, it's like a different it's not 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:13.240 like an eyelash right A little late. 0:03:14.840 --> 0:03:17.640 Now, I would have had I been that doctor, I 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:18.840 would have kept that to myself. 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:19.839 Yeah, I would. 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:22.320 I would have said, you know, what here it is. 0:03:23.520 --> 0:03:26.240 And you didn't ask what kind of hair it is? 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:27.960 Did you? 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:30.160 No? I mean I saw it and I had my suspicions, 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:32.160 but he was like all confirmed when he said it, 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:34.000 and I was honestly grateful that he said it because 0:03:34.000 --> 0:03:37.680 now I'm like, obviously there's something going on. And when 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:40.000 I think about, like the day that he actually came home, 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:44.000 he was really late from work and he came home 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:46.000 and was being kind of like, he didn't really say 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:47.720 high to me or anything, and went straight into the shower, 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:50.960 and I just feel like that's super suspicious, like he 0:03:51.000 --> 0:03:52.960 didn't want to smell like anybody. I don't know, but 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:55.920 I just feel like something major is going on and 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:57.600 I need to get to the bottom of it. 0:03:57.680 --> 0:03:59.440 Oh, yeah, you totally do. I've never, like I said, 0:03:59.440 --> 0:04:02.400 I've never heard of anything like this before. And so 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:05.000 you think that he was like, you know, doing his 0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:10.360 business and you know, with somebody who doesn't exercise the 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:14.640 grooming thing and maybe got something in his eye. 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:19.080 Question, Yeah, does one keep their eyes open while they're 0:04:19.160 --> 0:04:22.720 doing such things or do they keep a shut for protection? 0:04:23.400 --> 0:04:23.880 What do you? 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:24.279 What do you? 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:26.800 I've never done that, you're asking me, I'm asking you. 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:29.120 Yeah, I never really thought it. 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:30.560 I feel like I don't want to go that far 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:32.360 with her. She probably doesn't have that answer. 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:34.320 I don't really want to answer that question either, but 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:37.600 I think that, like right now, everybody is curious. There 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:40.159 are probably women who are going, are your eyes open? Yeah, 0:04:40.160 --> 0:04:42.800 and there are guys or other women who are going yeah, 0:04:42.839 --> 0:04:48.160 absolutely or absolutely not or maybe sometimes yeah. Well good 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:52.599 question though, Jenny. So now this is such a bizarre 0:04:53.440 --> 0:04:56.400 war of the roses. But at the same time we're 0:04:56.480 --> 0:04:58.640 laughing and whatever. But I want to remind you that 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:01.800 this is your fiance, and if your fiance is like 0:05:01.839 --> 0:05:04.880 doing something like this, and when are you guys getting 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:06.960 married anyway? Is it a long way away or when 0:05:06.960 --> 0:05:07.760 are you getting married? 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:11.000 We're getting married next spring, next. 0:05:10.839 --> 0:05:13.159 Spring, so you need to know, you need to know 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:13.720 what's going on. 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:15.159 Yeah, yeah, okay. 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:19.680 So we can't just flat out ask him if he's 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:22.920 seeing somebody else, but we have a ploy where we say, okay, hey, 0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:24.919 guess what it is your phone company, and we're going 0:05:24.960 --> 0:05:28.400 to give you a customer satisfaction survey. Take this survey, 0:05:28.480 --> 0:05:31.920 and we'll reward you with a dozen roses to send 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:33.680 to whoever you want. And then he'll be like, oh 0:05:33.760 --> 0:05:36.200 my gosh, that's great. There's some guys that hang up. 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:38.240 There's some guys that go, I don't need roses. There's 0:05:38.279 --> 0:05:40.520 some guys who don't answer their phone. But if he 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:44.040 answers the phone, he'll pick somebody to go to send 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:49.360 the roses to. The correct answer would obviously be Alyssa. 0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:53.560 Anybody else is probably a wrong answer. Okay, did you 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:55.960 ask him about I mean, when you when the doctor said, 0:05:56.000 --> 0:05:57.920 how did you you know the doctor said this kind 0:05:57.920 --> 0:05:58.240 of hair? 0:05:58.440 --> 0:05:59.800 Did you ask him about it? 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:02.880 I did? I was like, how did you get a 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:04.159 peek care behind your eye? 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:05.200 Like what? 0:06:05.200 --> 0:06:05.279 What? 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:09.320 And he just keeps like saying, like I have I 0:06:09.480 --> 0:06:12.600 truly have no idea. He keeps like playing them. In 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:15.640 my opinion, yeah, he claims he has absolutely no clue. 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:18.279 How okay, fair enough, all right, we can try to 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:19.919 get to the bottom of it. We'll do our best. 0:06:20.000 --> 0:06:22.680 Coming up on part two of War of the Roses. 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:24.960 Are they cheating? 0:06:25.400 --> 0:06:26.080 Let's find out. 0:06:26.400 --> 0:06:28.760 Part two of War the Roses starts right now. 0:06:29.040 --> 0:06:30.120 On Katie w B. 0:06:32.880 --> 0:06:36.039 Very interesting War of the Roses. So he comes home 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:37.640 from work and he's got something in his eye and 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:39.240 he's like, ah's under my eye. 0:06:39.279 --> 0:06:39.880 We all hate that. 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:41.440 It's like, ah, you get in the mirror and you 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:44.119 try to like find it, usually an eyelash or something. 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:46.160 Sometimes it's like, you know, it's bigger than an eyelash, 0:06:46.200 --> 0:06:48.120 like a twig does a twig gets big in there, 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:51.479 in there, and so he can't get it out. He 0:06:51.520 --> 0:06:54.480 can't find it. So he's on the couch and his 0:06:54.720 --> 0:06:58.160 partner is like, got her phone, flashlights shining in his eye. 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:00.520 His eye is rolling around, can't find and it two 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:04.599 days later. Can you image in the agony of having 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:06.039 something in your eye for two days? So they go 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:08.880 to the doctor and the er and the doctor says, oh, 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:11.960 got it, got it, got it had partly gotten behind 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:15.360 the back of his eye. Doctor pulls it out, sets 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:18.320 it on a napkin. It is a hair from down there, 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:24.640 and the woman's the wife fiance says, well, I don't 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:25.240 have any of that. 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:28.160 You don't have any of that. Where's it from? And 0:07:28.200 --> 0:07:30.160 he's like yeah, yeah, yea. 0:07:30.360 --> 0:07:32.360 So she's like, well, I know that you got it 0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:37.040 in your eye through close contact with another woman. And 0:07:37.080 --> 0:07:39.240 he's like, what I. 0:07:39.240 --> 0:07:40.520 Said, she got a little more bulgar. 0:07:40.680 --> 0:07:43.080 She did a little bit, yes, And she also said 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:44.800 she remembers that night that he got home with the 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:47.400 hair in his eye, and she said, he ran right 0:07:47.440 --> 0:07:50.600 for the shower and took a shower. She didn't think 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:52.680 about it at the time, but she thought, oh, well, 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:56.800 maybe he was washing the perfume from another woman off. 0:07:57.320 --> 0:07:58.240 So we're about to. 0:07:58.160 --> 0:08:00.120 Make the phone call to this guy to see who 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:03.280 he will send roses to. If he won a dozen roses, 0:08:03.440 --> 0:08:08.120 his fiance or somebody else, then we'll talk to Jonathan 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:11.480 Fogel from Fogal Family Law. 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:13.440 You go, I like I said, that was just going 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:15.120 to take a few minutes of your time, So I 0:08:15.160 --> 0:08:18.000 appreciate you doing that with me today, Jeremy. Now what 0:08:18.040 --> 0:08:19.880 I need from you is the name of whoever you 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:22.120 want to send those dozen romantic roses to. 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:28.920 Oh yeah, let's do uh you know, let's. 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:34.480 Tracy, okay, and then we always attach a card with 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:38.440 the roses. So what would you like the card to say? 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:39.800 Mmm? 0:08:43.320 --> 0:08:46.640 Can we do? That? Was the word can you put? 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:49.640 You owe me sixteen hundred dollars? 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:51.200 You said sixteen hundred? 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:52.959 Yeah? 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:57.920 Oh gosh, what does that means? 0:08:58.280 --> 0:08:59.280 The inside joke? 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:02.280 So I'll get it, Okay, Sorry, I get nosy sometimes. 0:09:02.320 --> 0:09:03.520 Don't tell my supervisor. 0:09:04.080 --> 0:09:06.839 Speaking of insight jokes, this is gonna be funny. You're 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:09.319 gonna like this one, Jarry. This is all of it 0:09:09.440 --> 0:09:12.600 kind of a prank, I hate to tell you. And 0:09:12.920 --> 0:09:14.840 there's a new voice on this phone call that you're 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:16.600 not expecting, and it's like, this is kind of it 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:23.040 gets kind of funny. Do you like jokes, Jeremy, Yeah, 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:25.160 this whole thing has been kind of a prank, kind. 0:09:24.960 --> 0:09:27.400 Of a oh, I don't know, gotcha. 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:31.440 We're just kind of a gotcha and so yeah, we 0:09:31.480 --> 0:09:33.280 just wanted to find out who you would send roses to. 0:09:34.040 --> 0:09:36.559 And you don't know me. My name's Dave and I 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:39.880 work at KATIEWB. And that's Jenny. That's not Cassandra, she 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:42.880 works at KATEWB too. But the funny thing is the 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:45.080 part I think you're gonna laugh. You know who's listening 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:50.360 in right now on this whole phone call, Alyssa. 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:55.800 He's not laughing, Alissa. You heard. 0:09:57.120 --> 0:10:00.040 Jeremy send the roses And I'm so sorry because this 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:03.520 is not good news. You heard Jeremy send the roses 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:07.480 to Tracy. Any thoughts on that? 0:10:09.400 --> 0:10:11.880 Yeah, I have a lot of I'm like, I'm like 0:10:12.080 --> 0:10:15.640 shaking right now. I'm so mad. I feel like the 0:10:15.679 --> 0:10:20.640 sixteen hundred dollars feels extremely convenient because that sounds just 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:24.000 exactly like the bill he was given in the er 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:28.200 for the pair in his eyes. So I'm really curious 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:37.040 about this inside joke. That's what really called the radio station. Yeah, 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:39.040 because you're not like being honest with me. You like 0:10:39.240 --> 0:10:40.719 you completely shut down et every time I try to 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:42.079 talk to you about this, and I had no idea 0:10:42.080 --> 0:10:44.120 how to like actually tell the truth. 0:10:44.080 --> 0:10:48.520 Person, like, why why are you dragging other people into this? 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:50.320 The hell? 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:52.680 I did talk to you in person. I've been trying 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:54.440 to talk to you in person for the past like 0:10:54.880 --> 0:10:57.760 two weeks about this, and I looked completely and I just. 0:10:57.840 --> 0:11:01.640 Knew he's just always you just always takes things to 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:02.240 the next level. 0:11:02.240 --> 0:11:05.160 And I'm just so, this is not about this is 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:07.560 not about oh my god, you're caught. Like there's nothing 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:09.360 you should be saying right now except like begging and 0:11:09.360 --> 0:11:11.880 grobbling at my feet because I knew this was true 0:11:11.920 --> 0:11:16.480 the whole time. And look at you now, Tracy, Okay, yes, Tracy, 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:18.960 all right, yes, yes, I did it. 0:11:19.000 --> 0:11:19.760 All right, you caught me. 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:23.480 Wow, I'm not your girl. I'm not like a random girl. 0:11:23.520 --> 0:11:27.120 You're going on two days. I'm like, we're getting married next, 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:30.280 So clearly you're not interested in the lifetime commitment with someone. 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:32.800 Oh so you're just overreacting again. I mean, you just 0:11:32.840 --> 0:11:33.480 take it to the night. 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:40.200 So I'm okay, Jenny Jarny, listen to me. You want 0:11:40.880 --> 0:11:44.760 in your eyes from eating another girl's let's just like 0:11:44.880 --> 0:11:47.199 have that in the room for a second, Like, do 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:52.680 you know how insane that sounds? 0:11:53.160 --> 0:11:53.199 Like? 0:11:54.400 --> 0:11:58.680 Okay, there are a couple of text messages that say 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:01.760 it could have come from anywhere. It could have come 0:12:01.760 --> 0:12:05.520 from a chest, his chest, a towel. Somebody else says 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:10.080 either way, no doctor can say they know it is 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:12.760 a pee hair. I hate that where I hate that 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:16.360 word super unprofessionable. I mean, think about it. It could 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:19.800 have been a beard hair. Yea, it could have been 0:12:20.200 --> 0:12:22.920 a back hair. Maybe the girl he was with had 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:26.080 a lot of back hair. I don't know, chest hair, 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:29.800 chest hair. And then Jenny said, do you leave the 0:12:29.880 --> 0:12:33.360 lights on during open your eyes open. 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:35.319 Where the hair ended up? 0:12:35.559 --> 0:12:39.520 So yeah, someone says, yes, eye contact is very important. 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:42.960 So that's awesome. See, I just know I'm not gonna 0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:46.720 say anything it's not making an eye contact because my 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:47.280 head's like. 0:12:47.400 --> 0:12:55.360 Rolled back your Yeah, that'd be a hard when that 0:12:55.400 --> 0:12:57.760 gets hard on your neck. You know you're like this 0:12:58.000 --> 0:13:02.800 and it gets hard on something vond v. It's just saying, 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:05.120 it turns out we're doing this wrong, and it's very 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:09.200 important that we change our bad habits washing our hands. 0:13:10.080 --> 0:13:12.839 Eighty percent of infections are passed along by our hands. 0:13:12.840 --> 0:13:15.200 You touch a surface, you touch your face, then those 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:17.480 germs have a direct path into your eyes, nose, and mouth, 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:21.200 and then boom you sick. So you gotta wash your hands. Hey, 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:24.800 we well, we're not washing our hands for long enough. 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:26.839 Here's the story. You gotta wash. I'll get you the 0:13:26.880 --> 0:13:29.640 tips here. Experts say you should always wash your hands 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:31.760 as soon as you walk into your home. And a 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:34.240 small squirt of soap and a quick rinse is not enough. 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:36.480 And a lot of us do the wet the hands 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:39.080 under the faucet and then dry them off and we're done. 0:13:39.240 --> 0:13:42.480 That does no good whatsoever. You got to stick to 0:13:42.520 --> 0:13:44.240 the twenty second rule. You got an Apple watch. It 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:46.960 measures this for You've had to set up. Why twenty 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:49.800 seconds because that's the amount of time it takes for 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:52.720 soap plus the friction of rubbing your hands together to 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:55.000 break down the germs. So if you put your hands 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:57.080 under the faucet, you got like five ten seconds of 0:13:57.120 --> 0:13:57.760 soapy water. 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:04.600 You're not breaking down the sure Think back to the 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:05.319 COVID days. 0:14:05.320 --> 0:14:08.080 If you need a timer, sing Happy Birthday for I 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:09.000 think you sing it twice. 0:14:09.080 --> 0:14:10.040 Oh yeah, that's what I heard. 0:14:10.600 --> 0:14:13.160 And you should scrub every part of your hands, the palms, 0:14:13.160 --> 0:14:15.440 the fingers, the backs of your hands, and especially under 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:20.360 your filthy fingernails because microbes have moved in there. They 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:23.200 got cable installed, they got Wi Fi. They are there 0:14:23.240 --> 0:14:26.440 to stay. You get a wash under your filthy fingernails. 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:27.120 You could get one of them. 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:29.160 I bet Jenny has one of them, like fancy like 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:31.520 under the neath a fingernail like brushes. 0:14:31.920 --> 0:14:33.800 Oh gosh, no, I just use my fingers to get 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:35.560 in there. 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:38.800 It's harder to do this when us DJs have to 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:42.080 run back here. Songs are only like a minute and 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:43.240 two seconds long. 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:47.840 It's true, by the way, the water temperature doesn't matter. 0:14:48.040 --> 0:14:49.520 I always thought it has to be as hot as 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:51.960 you can stand. What that's what I thought. I've always 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:54.000 thought as you can stand. I thought it was as 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:54.960 hot as you can stand. 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:56.520 It hurts. 0:14:56.760 --> 0:15:00.240 They say it doesn't matter any kind of soap will do. 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:04.280 It does not have to be anti bacterial. And also, 0:15:04.360 --> 0:15:06.800 hand sanitizer is fine when you're on the go, but 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:09.600 soap and water is actually better. And the thing about 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:12.800 hand sanitizer, it doesn't wash the goop off your you know, 0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:14.680 if you're like scratching at your butt crack and you 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:17.840 got dead skin and stuff under your nails, hand sanitizer 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:19.840 doesn't really do anything. 0:15:19.920 --> 0:15:20.320 It doesn't. 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:24.080 It pushes it around. So hand sanitizer your butt crack? 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:26.680 Could I just have this rash? Yeah, it's kind of 0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:28.760 like it turned into a boil? Is that why then 0:15:28.800 --> 0:15:29.760 I had to have it looked at it? 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:31.320 It's not why. Like the back of your pants are 0:15:31.400 --> 0:15:32.360 kind of soiled a little. 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:34.400 Bit, a little bit, yeah, and they stick al and 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:37.600 they stick, yeah, to my butt crack and then I walk. 0:15:37.680 --> 0:15:40.240 I put some powder on it, powder on it, and 0:15:40.280 --> 0:15:43.720 now it's like a puss with a mucisy kind of 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:49.960 a thing, and yeah, get into it. 0:15:50.360 --> 0:15:53.240 Oh, everybody loves some old bond medicated powder. 0:15:53.360 --> 0:15:59.160 Absolutely newn Connecticut explains why he uses old bond medicated powder. 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:02.840 Tingling like a bad rish, like a prickly heat, and 0:16:02.880 --> 0:16:05.880 then the tingling tied into an oozing, and the tingling 0:16:05.960 --> 0:16:07.720 kind of turned into an oozing, which was kind of 0:16:07.720 --> 0:16:10.480 a mucasy blood kind of a crack with a dry 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:13.160 flakiness all over it that came out of my soccocta thing. 0:16:13.200 --> 0:16:14.680 And that's when I tried the old bond. 0:16:14.880 --> 0:16:17.680 And what happened as soon as you applied the old bond. 0:16:17.480 --> 0:16:19.960 Well, it solidified into kind of a chunky mass that 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:22.200 was adhering to all the hand. I was covered with 0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:27.200 pussy mucasy masses of chunky, white cheesy like a cream 0:16:27.320 --> 0:16:29.960 cheesy goop substance that was oozing from the crack. 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:33.480 Mister Glusge, describe your symptoms after using the old bond 0:16:33.520 --> 0:16:34.400 for just one week. 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:36.960 It was an oozing with a PUFs with a white 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:39.760 cakey substance that was kind of like a cotage cheese 0:16:39.800 --> 0:16:41.840 and would fill up with blood and I would have 0:16:41.880 --> 0:16:43.400 to lance it and drain it. So I put on 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:46.520 molpata and then what would happen is it began to 0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:49.040 bubble and stink, and then the cocta wound opened up 0:16:49.080 --> 0:16:50.960 and had this mucus that would dump out of my 0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:54.440 pant leg and small puffs of white, chunky ooze. It 0:16:54.440 --> 0:16:57.280 would hit the ground and dust would fly up everywhere 0:16:57.280 --> 0:17:00.000 when I walked, and I looked like a small railroad engine. 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:03.360 Mister Glotsky, would you recommend old Bond to your friends? 0:17:03.520 --> 0:17:05.680 Yes, I would. It was good, and I would recommend 0:17:05.720 --> 0:17:08.199 it for anything, except for like a bloody ooze with 0:17:08.280 --> 0:17:10.760 a lot of puffs, because that turned into like a 0:17:10.760 --> 0:17:12.480 boil and I had to have it looked at, and 0:17:12.520 --> 0:17:15.199 it was ingrown and they was plucking hands and it 0:17:15.240 --> 0:17:17.679 was a horrible smelling thing. But I won't eat in 0:17:17.680 --> 0:17:19.639 that restaurant anymore. Besides, they don't know me. 0:17:19.640 --> 0:17:23.520 Anyway, classic bit Old Bond is the only funny thing. No, 0:17:23.600 --> 0:17:25.960 there's two funny things that I've ever done. Yeah, that 0:17:26.040 --> 0:17:30.640 one and then Fallon's high school fight song was the 0:17:30.640 --> 0:17:32.200 only funny thing that I've ever done. 0:17:32.359 --> 0:17:33.600 Yeah, I think that checks out. 0:17:33.720 --> 0:17:36.160 Yeah, I do have Falon's old high school fight song. 0:17:36.359 --> 0:17:37.360 I hear it? Yeah? 0:17:37.480 --> 0:17:40.720 Oh Wowkay, So so this was probably back in twenty twelve. 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:42.919 It was the last time I was funny. Yeah, you 0:17:42.960 --> 0:17:44.240 want to hear it in this? 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:45.840 Oh? Am I in it? 0:17:46.240 --> 0:17:46.440 Am? 0:17:46.480 --> 0:17:47.080 I in it? 0:17:47.280 --> 0:17:52.159 Am I in it? Are you I sing it? You weep? 0:17:52.680 --> 0:17:53.840 Falon's high school. 0:17:53.560 --> 0:17:56.920 Fight song Hey, you guys, put down your smokes. You guys, 0:17:57.040 --> 0:18:01.600 put down your beer. We got a tonight. That's why 0:18:01.640 --> 0:18:03.520 another school is here. 0:18:03.680 --> 0:18:06.919 Tax the rich. Your mom is here and so is your. 0:18:06.800 --> 0:18:11.280 Aunt's straight from Fort Wayne's most prestigious plant. Go fight 0:18:11.520 --> 0:18:15.040 with all your might and act like you give a crap. 0:18:15.280 --> 0:18:17.360 Please direct your attention to the fifty yard line where 0:18:17.359 --> 0:18:20.040 forre you're entertainment. That cheer captain will now get pregnant 0:18:20.080 --> 0:18:25.239 by number thirty two Billy Pop Bodin. We had a 0:18:25.359 --> 0:18:26.919 chance to win tonight. 0:18:27.040 --> 0:18:29.960 We pracked a hard and long, but. 0:18:30.040 --> 0:18:33.720 The cube he's gone injury. He set himself on fire 0:18:33.760 --> 0:18:37.440 with his bong wick wick wick Indy and his front 0:18:37.480 --> 0:18:38.240 where we hail. 0:18:38.640 --> 0:18:41.080 Look, the coach just got out of jail. 0:18:41.560 --> 0:18:44.600 Hey, does anybody want to buy a washer? Come see 0:18:44.640 --> 0:18:46.160