WEBVTT - First Words After A Coma 

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<v Speaker 1>This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by

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<v Speaker 1>Farrah and Farrah, Tampa accident attorneys. Ashley, what happened?

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<v Speaker 2>So remember Krista Pike, the one who was supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>pass away through execution?

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<v Speaker 1>They gave her two injections. She has not died.

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<v Speaker 2>And her first words, according to her attorney, was, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>my God, I got to pull it up.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I remember what this is. I saw it

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<v Speaker 1>on the news this morning. What did she say, Katie?

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<v Speaker 1>Her first words were. I have it right here. You

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<v Speaker 1>want it? Krista's first words when she got back was,

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<v Speaker 1>Where am I? I want to know what your first

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<v Speaker 1>words would be. You ready?

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<v Speaker 2>Mine's going to be simple. I'm excited just because I've

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<v Speaker 2>been watching this.

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<v Speaker 1>I cheated death.

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<v Speaker 2>I did.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it? Yeah, I cheated death, bro. Because if I'm getting,

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<v Speaker 1>it's twice.

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<v Speaker 2>If I'm in a situation.

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<v Speaker 1>You told me about this story yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I cheated death.

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<v Speaker 1>You had 24 hours to think of what you'd say. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's pretty dope. I cheated death. That would be the

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<v Speaker 1>first thing you'd say.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, because one, I would obviously know what was happening

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<v Speaker 2>and I open my eyes and I'm back in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>I cheated death. Her saying, where am I? I think

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<v Speaker 1>she thought like she's like going. In heaven. Oh, shoot. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, when you're that, when you bludgeon someone, she's

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<v Speaker 1>got to have tremendous guilt or not and think she's

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<v Speaker 1>in hell. You think so? I don't know. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not her and I've never done what she did.

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<v Speaker 1>Then what would you say? Come on. It's very simple.

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<v Speaker 1>What would you say? I would probably be like, Wally! Pancakes! Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right. Screaming for my dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I would want to know where my dogs were. What

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<v Speaker 1>the hell is your problem? What about Sean? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>after the dogs, I'm in the house at the fire.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the fiance.

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<v Speaker 2>So, mine.

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<v Speaker 4>I would say, let's just say today I was put.

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<v Speaker 1>In a coma. Here in 800-409-9393, text in 97720. You

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<v Speaker 1>wake up from a coma. What's the first thing you say?

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<v Speaker 4>Is GTA 6 out?

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<v Speaker 1>Shut up. Seriously? That was literally going to be what

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<v Speaker 1>I said. No way! Son of a bitch. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to game so hard. Damn it. Really? Yeah. to come

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<v Speaker 1>up with something else. I should have said it quicker.

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<v Speaker 1>When Ashley asked, I should have said it. Damn it!

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<v Speaker 4>Great minds think alike. Or I would say it's the

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<v Speaker 4>war over. Come on, what would you say? There's got

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<v Speaker 4>to be something.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he miss Tuesday?

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<v Speaker 4>Did Arizona win?

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<v Speaker 1>Did the Wildcats win? He doesn't know. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>That's hard, though.

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<v Speaker 3>It is.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, at your base level, what's, like, your number one priority? Uh-oh.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a good one from Jed. Since he took that,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I can come back as a false prophet.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Act like I saw God. Okay. Come back with crazy

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<v Speaker 1>things to tell. Like, you wouldn't believe it. Evan's just

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<v Speaker 1>one big ball pit at McDonald's. Oh, ew. That'd be cool. No,

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<v Speaker 1>don't say ew. Those are awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>Ew.

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<v Speaker 1>Band-Aids in there. I don't touch the ball pit anywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>One big ball pit from McDonald's with no Band-Aids. No

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<v Speaker 1>shade to McDonald's. No Band-Aids, and it's clean and fun.

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<v Speaker 2>It's in heaven. Everything's clean.

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<v Speaker 1>But also, you cheat death, you come back, you're a

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<v Speaker 1>false prophet. That's one-way ticket to hell. So you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>Definitely not doing that. I think I'll stick to the

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<v Speaker 1>GTA 6 route. Lindsay, your father was in a coma? Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>So my father was in a medically induced coma because

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<v Speaker 3>his blood sugar was over 1,000. And when he woke up,

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<v Speaker 3>he had no control over what he was saying. He

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<v Speaker 3>was so confused. He thought that my mother, who was 60,

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<v Speaker 3>was pregnant and having an affair, that me and my

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<v Speaker 3>sisters were beating one another. He was coming up with

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<v Speaker 3>these insane stories. You have no control over what it

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<v Speaker 3>is you're going to say when.

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<v Speaker 1>You wake up. Was it all negative?

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<v Speaker 3>There was some positive, but, like, the positives were so insane. Like,

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<v Speaker 3>his sister he hadn't talked to in 30 years, he

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<v Speaker 3>was like, yeah, she just bought me this hotel room. Aww.

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<v Speaker 1>Well.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's kind of crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a negative person, though, so that's why so much

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<v Speaker 3>stuff is negative.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, seeing that's kind of what I... I'd be scared

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<v Speaker 1>then about what I'd say. You know when you get

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<v Speaker 1>your wisdom teeth out and they laugh gas you so

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<v Speaker 1>those videos are always crazy because they're like saying the

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<v Speaker 1>wildest stuff? It makes me happy to know what my

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<v Speaker 1>mom and I talked about this last month when I

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<v Speaker 1>got mine out and I didn't say anything.

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<v Speaker 4>You didn't? You're a mute.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm happy about that because if this coma thing

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<v Speaker 1>does happen, hopefully, Lindsay, I don't wait because I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>negative person too. Hopefully, I just wake up and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>damn it. Yeah, hopefully. It didn't work. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>don't say, actually, that'd be mine.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't work.

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<v Speaker 1>Lindsay, we love you.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you. Love you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone texted and they said they would ask if the

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<v Speaker 2>Kardashians were still alive.

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<v Speaker 1>And to get them an old-fashioned. Oh, yes. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>It is time for Carol G tickets. Carol G, you

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<v Speaker 1>want to go see her at Ray J. This is

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<v Speaker 1>obviously a ginormous ticket. Everyone wants it. We've got it. 800-409-9393.

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<v Speaker 1>That is 800-409-9393. Why did you just shake your head

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<v Speaker 1>and why did you just run out that fast? I

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<v Speaker 1>was looking at a story that I'm going to report

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<v Speaker 1>on later. It's gross. This portion of the Joe show

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