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Speaker 4: twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: Caleb Banks is in Minnesota, Viking. Remember we talked.
Speaker 5: About that yesterday a little bit, remember that. Yeah, you're
Speaker 5: read between the lines yesterday.
Speaker 11: Talked about that a little bit.
Speaker 9: Caleb Banks, Yeah, the voice of the Vikings started talking
Speaker 9: about it on Monday.
Speaker 1: Is that right? And uh yeah, here we are now, man.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's Chris, there's sauce I, Cory, there's Zach mister
Speaker 5: Zean a little bit. No craesal today, but Marty later,
Speaker 5: Daniel and Taylor from Love Is Blind later.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, Tommy's so pumped? Is he calling in?
Speaker 12: He might?
Speaker 1: He just might? Man, good for him? Yeah, man, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be sweet. I thought.
Speaker 9: I I like the pick from last night. When I
Speaker 9: first saw it, I was like, oh wow, I even
Speaker 9: think of that, even though PA mentioned it a bunch
Speaker 9: and then uh I looked.
Speaker 1: More at it.
Speaker 9: Have you guys, and I'm sure you have hogs because
Speaker 9: you were texting me about it last night. Of course
Speaker 9: have you seen his like his highlights from twenty twenty four?
Speaker 9: He's a machine.
Speaker 3: So I watched all night. Yeah, I haven't to bed yet.
Speaker 1: Oh is that right?
Speaker 3: I've just done my analyzes.
Speaker 1: What were your thoughts on it?
Speaker 3: He's big dude, yep? Great launch yep. Big first step, yep,
Speaker 3: giant seat of nuts. Probably yeah, probably, Yeah, I'm telling
Speaker 3: you my analyzes.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're right into it.
Speaker 11: I read he did some research.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 3: I love it. I think it's great. You didn't like
Speaker 3: you didn't have an inkling because you said you weren't
Speaker 3: big on Theeneman. So I was like, well, maybe maybe
Speaker 3: see somebody telling him now you're wrong any the way
Speaker 3: we're going.
Speaker 9: Well, I think the thing that I have learned over
Speaker 9: the past I don't know, fifty years, whenever you hear
Speaker 9: something brought up by pa, oh yeah, it's gotta be good.
Speaker 9: And when he kind of poo pooed the Dylan Theenemon bit,
Speaker 9: but like took him an ar mock draft and then
Speaker 9: spent the rest of the time not talking about Dylan.
Speaker 5: Said Theenemon with a smile and said, for the purposes
Speaker 5: of this, I'll take Dylan.
Speaker 1: Thenemon didn't seem very confident.
Speaker 3: That that was the pick Cale Bank still on our
Speaker 3: draft board.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 13: Uh.
Speaker 12: And then.
Speaker 9: He mentioned a bunch of times how like you have
Speaker 9: to trust the medical staffs of this thing and uh,
Speaker 9: which was another indication that he was pointed in the
Speaker 9: Caleb Banks bit.
Speaker 5: And then he referenced that Dylan Thenemon is the safe
Speaker 5: pick when you might want to swing for a home
Speaker 5: run pick.
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's exactly what this is. It's a huge swing.
Speaker 5: And that's why it's getting honestly universally panned, panned. It's
Speaker 5: it's getting destroyed, saying they reached too many injuries. I mean,
Speaker 5: he's a huge dude with too many foot problems. Like
Speaker 5: it's just not worth it. You could have gotten them
Speaker 5: away later, all that kind of stuff. This is why
Speaker 5: I like riverboat gamblers though, right is if you pick
Speaker 5: a guy like Caleb Banks and he absolutely flames out
Speaker 5: with injury problems, then everybody reaches up and goes, I
Speaker 5: told you so, yeah, and you say you're fired, You're gone.
Speaker 11: But if.
Speaker 5: If he's a seven time pro Bowl, it's a genius gamble.
Speaker 5: So they pushed all their chips in the middle and said,
Speaker 5: we trust the medical staff. We think this is going
Speaker 5: to hold up.
Speaker 6: You know what.
Speaker 1: I but the fans are not happy.
Speaker 3: What I'm really happy about this morning, And this sounds terrible,
Speaker 3: but it's the truth. Thank god crazy got fired because
Speaker 3: if he had made this choice last night, the world
Speaker 3: would have ended.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Ryan Donaldson might have driven to TC completely. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah.
Speaker 3: People have been like, there he goes again, yep, son
Speaker 3: of a bitch.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well crazy arguably would have traded up for Caleb Banks.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yep, and given up the rest of our draft.
Speaker 3: Traded our number one draft pick for nine seventh round picks.
Speaker 1: Yees. Yeah, yeah that's something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but don't you think I mean, don't you think this?
Speaker 3: I mean people are panning it right now. The world
Speaker 3: would have gone nuts. Vikings Line would have gone crazy
Speaker 3: if Quasy had made this pick.
Speaker 9: Oh nuts, Yeah, there would be yeah well yeah, people
Speaker 9: would be furious.
Speaker 3: Where did where did Quazy go work?
Speaker 1: San Francisco? I think, oh that is correct.
Speaker 5: So if you look at the people who are analyzing
Speaker 5: this pick that actually watched Florida football and actually know
Speaker 5: the history of Caleb Banks, everyone says, when healthy, this
Speaker 5: is a top five to ten talent.
Speaker 1: He's a machine.
Speaker 5: Like Sauce just said, He's got all the moves, all
Speaker 5: the strength, all the athleticism, right, freak athlete for a
Speaker 5: guy that's sixty six three twenty seven.
Speaker 1: That's a huge bitch.
Speaker 5: Yes, dot dot dot, But he breaks the same foot
Speaker 5: every six weeks Yep. He only played in three games
Speaker 5: last year. Can't stay healthy. The guy's gigantic. He's gonna
Speaker 5: have constant foot problems.
Speaker 1: What are we doing?
Speaker 13: So?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean the gamble the Bleacher Report gave it
Speaker 9: an f said he was like sixtieth ranked player on
Speaker 9: our board. Even like the video that the Vikings posted.
Speaker 9: You hear Daniel Jeremiah in the background go wow, and
Speaker 9: then riche Eisen, being the host and being good at
Speaker 9: what he does, goes explain that please, And he said
Speaker 9: he was my fifty first ranked player on the board
Speaker 9: because of injury, because of injury concerns, And as you
Speaker 9: just said, Court, everything is if he's great, it works.
Speaker 9: If it is if it does work and he has
Speaker 9: no more injuries, it's gonna be. He could be a
Speaker 9: dominant football player if he played like you said, if
Speaker 9: he played all last season and didn't just play three
Speaker 9: games and didn't have these foot concerns. I mean, you
Speaker 9: could argue he might be a top five pick. That's
Speaker 9: how good he is. I was also informed last night
Speaker 9: from a outstanding source that the Carolina Panthers were going
Speaker 9: to take him at nineteen.
Speaker 1: So you take that with whatever you want.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And That's the only thing I will completely defend
Speaker 5: the vikings on is when it's like, well, we could
Speaker 5: have got him in the forties or fifties or sixties.
Speaker 11: None of us know that, right, because mock drafts are
Speaker 11: not reality.
Speaker 5: And like you said, what if, what if two or
Speaker 5: three or four teams in the next five or six
Speaker 5: picks were all over him?
Speaker 1: So you couldn't trade back seven or eight or nine
Speaker 1: or ten and get him.
Speaker 5: And also, like you have to find a partner, right,
Speaker 5: Maybe nobody else wants to come up to eighteen to
Speaker 5: get anybody, let alone give you an opportunity to trade back.
Speaker 1: It's just not that easy.
Speaker 5: But yeah, the whole lot we reached. Maybe you didn't,
Speaker 5: but you still gambled. Even if you could have theoretically
Speaker 5: moved back five spots, the gamble would have been the same.
Speaker 5: Sure you would have squeaked out maybe whatever, Maybe you
Speaker 5: grab a third round in exchange to slide back if
Speaker 5: you still were going to take Caleb Banks five picks later.
Speaker 5: The injury gamble is a exactly the same, well said Corey. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so it either works or a dozen. Yeah, and how
Speaker 5: about Phoenemon stays in the division. So if you were
Speaker 5: wrong on Phenemon much like uh like when the quasy
Speaker 5: wheeling and Delan gave Jamison Williams to the Lions and
Speaker 5: we moved back and swung and missed on Lewis scene
Speaker 5: and Jamison Williams is legit when he's healthy and not gambling.
Speaker 5: Now it's like, all right, you passed on Dylan Thieneman.
Speaker 5: We need a safety if this injury concern bites us
Speaker 5: in the ass. And Phenemon's the next, you know, big
Speaker 5: time safety. He's in Chicago for the next decade plus. Great, Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's yea to be right. It could have gone anywhere,
Speaker 5: but yeah, division team. Yeah, it's It's also interesting because
Speaker 5: now with pick forty nine eight two ninety seven, oh,
Speaker 5: there are a lot of players that are down in that,
Speaker 5: like like Colton Hood I thought would be a first
Speaker 5: round pick. I mean, I don't think there's any chance
Speaker 5: that they would then come back. If he's there at
Speaker 5: forty nine, take then the Gerrod McCoy the Tennessee because
Speaker 5: then your first two picks have major injury concerns. I
Speaker 5: don't know if you do that, but there's a ton
Speaker 5: of talent now that the Vikings could get at forty nine.
Speaker 5: The Stoop Sky, the Arizona safety slash cornerback.
Speaker 1: Would probably be there at forty nine.
Speaker 9: So tonight's going to be fun as well because they
Speaker 9: have a lot of they have some needs to fill.
Speaker 1: They have three picks tonight, which will be outstanding. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you heard that. Their number one focus for round
Speaker 3: two is Kenny McCormick.
Speaker 5: Oh really, he has some significant injury. Yes, always gets hurt. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: well that's sad always.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Wiley Coyotes on their draft board.
Speaker 1: Yep, John, Oh wow, yeah, Lieutenant Dan.
Speaker 5: Sure they think medically he's cleared, but really yeah, they
Speaker 5: think it's gonna hold up.
Speaker 3: They just fine, They're going to try to draft both
Speaker 3: the wet Bandits in the third round.
Speaker 1: Not a bad combo. That's not bad. That would be
Speaker 1: a good pick.
Speaker 3: That's all the often injured people that Google came up
Speaker 3: with for me.
Speaker 1: Brilliant those dude.
Speaker 5: I guess those guys get injured a lot, but they
Speaker 5: do fight through it. They didn't stop robbing.
Speaker 13: No.
Speaker 9: I mean, Daniel Stern in the second one gets electrocuted
Speaker 9: and he just kind of brushes it off and.
Speaker 3: Say, the worst injury of them all this dude getting
Speaker 3: his head burned.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't. Well, I mean he didn't move. He
Speaker 1: stood there. He just stood there and screamed, which is
Speaker 1: just not a human response.
Speaker 5: He just stood there and took it. Yeah, that movie
Speaker 5: is just so unbelievably unrealistic. It really pissed me off.
Speaker 5: A plus, you guys know what's going to happen, right,
Speaker 5: You're gonna do.
Speaker 3: The radio shore No, no, no, I mean in the future.
Speaker 3: AI is gonna take over that too.
Speaker 5: But I was talking football. I'm to fire more people.
Speaker 5: Oh probably you mean here, No, I mean football for
Speaker 5: the Vikings.
Speaker 3: He's probably gonna he's going to go into camp and uh,
Speaker 3: he's gonna be looking great, and then he'll break every
Speaker 3: toe on his left.
Speaker 5: That's what I was going to say. He's going to
Speaker 5: have a dominant camp. He might even when he plays
Speaker 5: in the preseason, might have a game or two where
Speaker 5: like holy crap, and then maybe like walking to the
Speaker 5: grocery store, he's going to break his foot and he's
Speaker 5: going to be out for the year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's going to come in here to play the
Speaker 3: initials and Martin's going to high five him and break
Speaker 3: every bone in his foot.
Speaker 5: In his foot right, it'll reverberate through his entire skeletal
Speaker 5: system and shatter his toes.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 9: I think he said the injury that he got at
Speaker 9: the combine was quote a freak accident.
Speaker 3: Well it stuffed freaking out.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Man, his dad, Adam was a hell of an athlete,
Speaker 11: like thirty years ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dead was good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like Joseph A.
Speaker 1: Uh, well you do one? Wasn't his like great great
Speaker 1: grandpa president?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 1: Wait, no, that's John Adams? Never mind, dear god, what
Speaker 1: just happened?
Speaker 3: Who's Adams?
Speaker 1: Did you just break your foot? I think so. I
Speaker 1: think I broke my.
Speaker 3: Where did Adams come from?
Speaker 1: I don't know his name's Banks?
Speaker 3: Did you think his name was.
Speaker 9: Adam Banks? And Joseph A Bank? Okay, thank you, thank
Speaker 9: you threw me off the Adams thing. When you said
Speaker 9: Adam Bank threw me off.
Speaker 11: From Mighty Ducks. How did you get to President John Adams?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 11: We're doing we're doing bank jokes and they're amazing.
Speaker 3: Here's the other one, Joseph A wash. I mean, I thought,
Speaker 3: right on the nose, there are people in their car
Speaker 3: that are upside down in the ditch and not upset
Speaker 3: about it because they laughed so hard, right that they
Speaker 3: feel like it was.
Speaker 5: Worth the Tiger Woods their suv. They were gut laughing
Speaker 5: so much.
Speaker 3: My great uncle pissed all over himself. Yeah, well, classic
Speaker 3: has nothing to do with the show.
Speaker 1: By the way, buddy, what about what about his uncle sperm?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What about his uh you do one brother Huntington? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's a terrible name. That's okay, I mean it's sad.
Speaker 1: At least it fits.
Speaker 3: There's Timberwolves.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 11: I watched every second of it after Caleb Banks got drafted.
Speaker 5: By the time I flipped on the old TV the
Speaker 5: I think the Wolves were up twenty to nine when
Speaker 5: I started watching Monsters start, and it was absolute domination
Speaker 5: the rest of the way.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And the cool thing about it, it wasn't Aunt, it
Speaker 5: wasn't Randall. It was Jade McDaniels. Iow, Desumo, Dante DiVincenzo
Speaker 5: and Rudy. Those four stole the show. Desumo you can
Speaker 5: say it either way.
Speaker 9: OKAYI yeah. The sumo wrestler, yep, yep, you do one.
Speaker 9: The Sumo tires, the Sumo tires, Yeah, isn't there like a.
Speaker 3: Brand like maybe?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they used to sing about. Birdman used to sing
Speaker 1: about it. Do you see more? If you fall off
Speaker 1: your roof?
Speaker 3: Used to sing about Demope, you.
Speaker 1: Are correct, brilliant. Did you have a stroke last night?
Speaker 1: On the injury? Can we have the Vikings medical doctors?
Speaker 1: It's clear you Yeah.
Speaker 3: Could we break your toes off your body?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 9: I do not fall off a ladder because I have
Speaker 9: gut her helmet from my friends at gutter Helmet mn
Speaker 9: dot com. And I don't need to worry about my
Speaker 9: gutters getting filled up.
Speaker 13: Uh.
Speaker 9: Never clean your gutters again. Gut her helmet mn dot com.
Speaker 9: Happens if you fall off your roof. You know what
Speaker 9: happens once in a while, you break your foot.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's a freak accident.
Speaker 11: Yep, unless you've had it happen like seven times in
Speaker 11: the past.
Speaker 1: And it's just like what you are.
Speaker 5: I'm not smart, uh, halob Banks. All right, they gambled,
Speaker 5: we gotta have.
Speaker 3: We got a Timberwolves giant win, but I've got a
Speaker 3: story that tops them. Mall oh, no, come back, and
Speaker 3: it's not dirty this time.
Speaker 11: Unbelievable. All right, power after this, it's a fan.
Speaker 3: Welcome back, Harsh Morning Show, New Home to your newest Viking.
Speaker 1: Let's hope it works. I mean, I mean all of
Speaker 1: us that are skeptical.
Speaker 5: And again, I don't know anything about Calb Banks and
Speaker 5: I haven't looked at his medical history.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they cleared. They say it's good
Speaker 1: to go. They think it's gonna work.
Speaker 5: I had never heard that name until like two days ago,
Speaker 5: and I've never seen him play. I saw the highlights
Speaker 5: last night. He looked like a beast. Let's hope it
Speaker 5: works well. But man, the the general consensus is that
Speaker 5: this was a quote gamble. But if any show, if
Speaker 5: any show, should stand behind a gambler, it's this one.
Speaker 1: You know it, Yeah, let's gamble for that part.
Speaker 3: Like Brazilski doesn't sound like he thought it was a
Speaker 3: gamble at all.
Speaker 1: None of this you can just look at in a vacuum.
Speaker 13: So as we're analyzing Kleb and we're stacking our board,
Speaker 13: we just stacked the board based on the way we
Speaker 13: see the talent, and you're analyzing everything and including everything,
Speaker 13: and we just felt really comfortable where he was on
Speaker 13: our board, and the board fell and he was the
Speaker 13: best player on the board, and we took him.
Speaker 11: It was pretty easy.
Speaker 3: You know he's right because you look at it at
Speaker 3: a vacuum. I looked at my vacuum. All I saw
Speaker 3: were cat hair and fingernail clippings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and a few other things. No, that's all I
Speaker 1: found human fingernail clippings.
Speaker 3: Good question.
Speaker 1: Hmm, I can't come curious.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure because I know I don't trip my fingernails.
Speaker 5: Yeah right, you do like the rest of us who
Speaker 5: just chew them off. Yeah yeah, chew your own nails
Speaker 5: and then eat them.
Speaker 3: No not no, not like nails.
Speaker 1: No, he his own boogers. That's why I wanted to know.
Speaker 3: Not anymore.
Speaker 5: It's been weeks, but still I just wondered if you
Speaker 5: were a fingernail eater as well. I mean, have you
Speaker 5: ever swallowed a fingernail or a toenail? Maybe on accident,
Speaker 5: But how do you do that on accident?
Speaker 3: You ever? It was it yours?
Speaker 1: I mean, that is tale as old as time.
Speaker 5: Would you chew the foot of Caleb Banks and eat
Speaker 5: his toenails if it guaranteed his long term health?
Speaker 1: Yes, guaranteed it.
Speaker 5: He never would have a foot problem again if you
Speaker 5: just ate a couple of his toenails, like were they picked, like,
Speaker 5: were they off his feet or clipped their clips? No,
Speaker 5: they're immediately clipped and then fed to you by a
Speaker 5: lovely maiden.
Speaker 9: If it meant he was at full health for his
Speaker 9: whole career, full career, yeah, because that would benefit all
Speaker 9: of us.
Speaker 1: It's got to be ten, So it's one from each toe. Man,
Speaker 1: that's a lot one time. Yeah, of course.
Speaker 3: I mean if you want to with something, sure, chase
Speaker 3: him with the luck your dogs.
Speaker 5: It has to be after they've been swallowed, so you
Speaker 5: can't like wash him down with Montindu. You got to
Speaker 5: eat him, swallow them, and then if you want to
Speaker 5: have something else immediately afterwards, that's fine. Y.
Speaker 1: I mean if Mel's in, I'm in.
Speaker 9: Yeahl Kuiper or Mel Gibson both well, Mel Kuiper was
Speaker 9: not in of this.
Speaker 1: No one was savaged. Everybody savaged. Yeah, he savaged it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Everybody said it's a gamble.
Speaker 3: Because they think they could have gotten him in the
Speaker 3: second round or something. Right, Well, I think and maybe
Speaker 3: they don't know, right.
Speaker 9: I mean, as I was told the team, there was
Speaker 9: a team behind them, either trading up or was Carolina.
Speaker 9: I don't have specifics that would have taken him. I
Speaker 9: think if you if Lieber brought up, I think it
Speaker 9: was this week on Monday.
Speaker 1: Maybe you moved back from eighteen to twenty eight.
Speaker 9: I don't think he's still there because when you look,
Speaker 9: if you watch his twenty twenty four highlights, he's dominant, dominant,
Speaker 9: he's a great first step. He's the biggest need the
Speaker 9: Vikings have is defensive tackle. I wouldn't even shot if
Speaker 9: they took one again it picked forty nine. If Texas
Speaker 9: tex Lee Hunter is available, I wouldn't be shocked if
Speaker 9: they took one at forty nine. President Hunter, Yeah, like
Speaker 9: President Hunter. Yes, which no story, that's oh yeah, your story,
Speaker 9: my story.
Speaker 3: I have the story.
Speaker 1: I have story for John Adams, idiot.
Speaker 3: I have story. Aren't that ready, Ladies and gentlemen, let
Speaker 3: me take you to Africa. Thanks the story of a
Speaker 3: millionaire US big game hunter, I said, gam oh.
Speaker 1: Phones a ringing Tommy callback in an hour and a half.
Speaker 3: Seventy five year old man, millionaire US big game hunter
Speaker 3: owns vineyards in California. His name's Ernie Dacio. He's seventy five.
Speaker 3: Ernie asked collection of exotic animal heads in his trophy room,
Speaker 3: which I can see In this picture, he was being
Speaker 3: guided through the Gabal African game forced by a professional
Speaker 3: hunter whom he'd paid thirty thousand francs. I looked it
Speaker 3: up as a hot dog forty thousand United States dollars.
Speaker 3: He'd paid this big game hunter forty thousand dollars to
Speaker 3: guide him through the goabal ladies and gentlemen. They were
Speaker 3: on the lookout for an animal by the name of
Speaker 3: a dwarf something rather a dyker, that's what it's called.
Speaker 3: I didn't make it up.
Speaker 1: What kind of animal is that?
Speaker 3: I don't know that d u I k E R.
Speaker 3: Or a dwarf forest buffalo. He was looking for little
Speaker 3: things instead he found accidentally, Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's a weird looking at him. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: is that? It's an antelope? Yeah? Instead, cool.
Speaker 12: Look.
Speaker 14: He and his.
Speaker 3: Professional hunter stumbled upon not one, not two, not three
Speaker 3: and four, but five mommy elephants and a baby elephant.
Speaker 3: And those five elephants, so are you messing with our baby?
Speaker 3: And before they could answer, they stomped them to.
Speaker 1: Death, both of them.
Speaker 3: The big game professional hunter guy got away with injuries,
Speaker 3: but it was only described as this. Uh well, it says, uh,
Speaker 3: I want to read it right, because it's a great line.
Speaker 3: I would rather not go into detail, but it was
Speaker 3: safe to It's safe to assume his death was quick.
Speaker 3: They stomped his ass. And I am not in a
Speaker 3: favor of the death of a lot of people. And
Speaker 3: you know, uh, he had the legal right to go
Speaker 3: over there and kill big game, but those elephants didn't
Speaker 3: like it. And there is a picture as you scroll
Speaker 3: down in the story of him laying beside an elephant
Speaker 3: that he had killed at one point. And I think
Speaker 3: that two things. He paid the professional hunter forty thousand
Speaker 3: dollars to lead him into the forest. The elephants paid
Speaker 3: forty five brit They were on the lookout for a
Speaker 3: vineyard owner number one and number two. You should see
Speaker 3: how great the mounting that these elephants had done and
Speaker 3: put in their cave of that old seventy five year
Speaker 3: old vineyard owner. He looks life like, Yeah, good for him.
Speaker 3: He looks like a very thin version ye.
Speaker 5: He also, you know, they wanted to catch his final moments,
Speaker 5: so he also looks a little bit like a sex
Speaker 5: doll because he seems to be extremely surprised that he's
Speaker 5: about to get stomped yeah, you know, we mentioned this
Speaker 5: a couple of days ago, that quote legendary Spanish matador
Speaker 5: that was Annalie Gord. Yeah, suffered immense pain, and we said, basically,
Speaker 5: hats off to the bowl, right, how.
Speaker 3: Is al Gore's aunt? He's fine, She's fine, Annalie Gordon.
Speaker 5: The matador survived, right, unlike a elephant stomp guy. I've
Speaker 5: never heard this phrase ever, but apparently this is the
Speaker 5: thing that Matador got sphinter reconstruction. There was somebody online,
Speaker 5: somebody online had said, you know, when you wake up
Speaker 5: in the morning, you never think you're gonna get, you know,
Speaker 5: rectally gored by a horn and the comeback was, you
Speaker 5: do if you're a matadores the most likely profession to
Speaker 5: get rectally or Annalie Gord almost today completely like today?
Speaker 5: Is it possible, calmed down? Is it possible that I
Speaker 5: have that happen? Is it zero percent? Not zero percent?
Speaker 5: Is a sports talk show host in Minneapolis anywhere near
Speaker 5: the top of that list.
Speaker 1: No, I would argue it's close to the bottom. Probably
Speaker 1: close to the bottom. What's number one? Mattador?
Speaker 3: Number one with a.
Speaker 5: Bully getting stomped to death by five random elephants also
Speaker 5: almost zero for me today, so close it's not zero,
Speaker 5: so close to zero that the chance that I get
Speaker 5: stomped to death by an elephant today is almost zero.
Speaker 5: Not if you're just wandering around, you know, parts of
Speaker 5: Africa looking to shoot stuff. That's the most like, right, man,
Speaker 5: it's too bad this guy wasn't anally Gordon then stomped
Speaker 5: to death.
Speaker 1: Am I the only one that was cheering for that?
Speaker 3: Well? Well, I don't normally cheer for deaths, but I
Speaker 3: will say this sadly. One of the elephant broke their foot.
Speaker 3: Oh no, And you know what the elephant's name was,
Speaker 3: Joseph Ebanks.
Speaker 9: Yep, I think he's gonna go forty ninth tonight. One
Speaker 9: of the elephants that stomped this vineyard owner to death.
Speaker 12: You know what?
Speaker 1: His name was? John Adams knew it?
Speaker 3: How did I know it was gonna be Johnny Adams?
Speaker 5: Johnny Adams seed, not President John Adams, Elephant, John Adams.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not like. His name was Taft, John Taft. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was an elpant guy that.
Speaker 5: Did the NBA theme sound Round Bowl Rock.
Speaker 1: That's the right side.
Speaker 3: But we all stayed too late.
Speaker 1: Lessons.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we all did.
Speaker 5: And you know what's crazy is I knew the Wolves
Speaker 5: were gonna win. Why did I stay up and wash it?
Speaker 5: Although anybody, if anybody's listening, that was up at the
Speaker 5: end of the game when the Nuggets took their starters out,
Speaker 5: but then the backups for a second cut it to
Speaker 5: like twelve, am I the only one that was like
Speaker 5: three and a half minutes ago, going are gonna piss
Speaker 5: this game away?
Speaker 1: Like at what point did the Nugget starters go back
Speaker 1: in there? It for just a second, it looked like.
Speaker 5: Chris Finch and the Vite or the Vikings, Chris Finch
Speaker 5: and the Wolves thought, oh, this game's over. Yeah, certainly
Speaker 5: down twelve or thirteen and there's four minutes to go.
Speaker 5: We sure Murray and Joker on the bench. The Nuggets
Speaker 5: have waved the white flag, but the reserves aren't. They're
Speaker 5: jacking a threeze and hitting them in circumstance. Wimba was
Speaker 5: any God, what wasn't zero?
Speaker 1: It wasn't zero.
Speaker 3: No, he wasn't as low on the list as you were. No,
Speaker 3: but still not doesn't play for either team?
Speaker 12: Does he?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 1: Tough? Knowing?
Speaker 11: Okay, so you're thinking of the joker, by the way,
Speaker 11: one of the check this out. I just google this.
Speaker 5: The Matador headlines Spain's quote greatest matador was gored by
Speaker 5: a bull in comeback from retirement. Yeah, talk about the
Speaker 5: all time regret as this dude was retired. Yeah, considered
Speaker 5: maybe one of the greatest matadors of all time. Legendary
Speaker 5: Spanish matador.
Speaker 11: I think I'm gonna come out of retirement. Really can't
Speaker 11: hang it up.
Speaker 1: Well, Best of luck, buddy, Anally Gordon, That poor bung teaser.
Speaker 3: The guy's name was Larry Adore.
Speaker 1: Oh, come on, it was it?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Had a great uncle name Matt.
Speaker 12: Oh.
Speaker 5: You want to you guys want to know what the
Speaker 5: Spanish managor's name actually was? Or don't you care because
Speaker 5: his name's kind of funny?
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, Calvin Coolidge. I get it. Then I
Speaker 1: I didn't do it right? How does that work?
Speaker 3: That's your name, isn't it?
Speaker 8: Uh?
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Speaker 3: A choose to do anything? Is that here? Sex?
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Speaker 1: Is Mike not on? Is he back?
Speaker 14: There?
Speaker 3: Is he dead? Did he die? Did he pass on.
Speaker 12: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I know it's thing. I know, thing are falling apart
Speaker 1: in here.
Speaker 3: I know he was getting a Gordon.
Speaker 1: Yeah what well that isn't that doesn't stop from giving
Speaker 1: the weather though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Tipper, she's something else, brother?
Speaker 2: What a name?
Speaker 1: What was her actual name?
Speaker 3: Tipp and canoe?
Speaker 13: Like?
Speaker 5: That wasn't her birth name, right, Tipper Gore? I think
Speaker 5: it's got to be a nickname. That can't be your
Speaker 5: birth name.
Speaker 3: Her real name is just a tipper?
Speaker 1: Uh, Mary Elizabeth Gore known as Tipper.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a real rich person's nickname.
Speaker 1: Isn't it Tipper?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it sounds like a country club name. Pull your
Speaker 5: hands up, yes, yes, oh no, I.
Speaker 3: Certainly would, Yeah I would. I would guess she is
Speaker 3: a you know, a danger on the uh on the
Speaker 3: dais and a wicked witch in the bedroom. Wow, you
Speaker 3: know I'm saying. Yeah, you don't know what I'm saying.
Speaker 11: Why don't you know what he's saying?
Speaker 3: I don't know what you understand my sayings?
Speaker 1: I know what you're saying. Man.
Speaker 3: In August of last year, a multi millionaire US big
Speaker 3: game hunter Ashra Watkins, was brutally gordon death by a
Speaker 3: buffalo at a casino, which is the strangest thing because
Speaker 3: he thought he hit a giant jackpot because somebody was
Speaker 3: saying buffalo, and he turned around and said, yes, right,
Speaker 3: he was Gordon the Anus. Oh no buy a buffalo.
Speaker 3: The k buffalo known to hunters as black Death, charged
Speaker 3: him from a blind spot at fifty five mile per
Speaker 3: hour and then pailed him with his horn.
Speaker 1: But not at the casino. Sure, oh this is at
Speaker 1: the casino.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so like when he won the jackpot and the
Speaker 5: casino person came over and paid him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did he? Tipper?
Speaker 11: God, I got back there. We played, well played, Tipper Gore.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah. You know who's not named Tipper? Rosy she a.
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Speaker 1: Banks.
Speaker 5: We'll get a lot more information on him as the
Speaker 5: show goes on. And obviously the fan has you covered
Speaker 5: all day with draft coverage. But man, but right after
Speaker 5: the Vikes picked at eighteen, a lot of us flipped
Speaker 5: over to the old Wolves game. They had already built
Speaker 5: an early first quarter lead, and it got better. Not
Speaker 5: only did we dominate all four quarters, they did a
Speaker 5: couple of things against an unbelievable offensive team, the Denver Nuggets,
Speaker 5: one of the best offensive teams in the NBA. Held
Speaker 5: Denver to eleven points in the first quarter. I believe
Speaker 5: that's the fewest points the Wolves have ever allowed in
Speaker 5: a postseason quarter.
Speaker 1: I think you are correct.
Speaker 11: That's what the SI dot Com said.
Speaker 5: And held Denver to a season low thirty four percent
Speaker 5: from the field. All season long, the Nuggets had not
Speaker 5: shot that poorly. Now, you could say, well, if they
Speaker 5: missed shots, yeah, almost always, So that's because you're playing
Speaker 5: good defense. It's not like they're missing wide open shots.
Speaker 5: They missed a couple of wide open shots, but they
Speaker 5: also had contested shots. And I freaking love playoff Jaden. Oh,
Speaker 5: he's so good when he basically picks up like Jamal
Speaker 5: Murray just behind half court and says like good luck, buddy,
Speaker 5: good luck. And sometimes he gets kind of like lazy,
Speaker 5: cheap fouls, but more often than not, he just annoys
Speaker 5: the hell out of people like Murray. Yeah, and mostly
Speaker 5: shuts him down. He played awesome defense, iow was unbelievable.
Speaker 5: And Rudy just frustrates the crap out a joker yep man.
Speaker 5: Speaking of gambling, right, the Rudy gamble paid off? Yeah,
Speaker 5: I thinkure how badly that was ripped at the time. No, again,
Speaker 5: I could give you fifty examples of gambles that we
Speaker 5: ripped at the time and they were just as bad
Speaker 5: as we thought. Yeah, so we don't want to do
Speaker 5: just revision as history or you know, results oriented discussions here,
Speaker 5: This Caleb Banks pick is a gamble.
Speaker 11: Rudy was a gamble. I thought it was worth the
Speaker 11: gamble at the time. It paid off.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know if this one's worth a gamble
Speaker 5: at the time, because I don't know anything about Caleb Banks.
Speaker 3: You know what we'll scamble moaning that buffalo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Black Death. Isn't that what they called it?
Speaker 3: That's right?
Speaker 1: Uh, hockey, you were all for the Rudy trade.
Speaker 3: Right completely. I know he's got a bad foot, but
Speaker 3: oh that's the other guy. Okay.
Speaker 5: Jade had twenty points again insane defense. Io had twenty
Speaker 5: five and most of those were layups. Yeah, because he
Speaker 5: just is a machine. He drives of the hoop. Denver, apparently,
Speaker 5: Jade McDaniels is right. Denver can't stop anybody. No, they
Speaker 5: could not, so man, when the Wolves were going downhill
Speaker 5: last night, the Denver Nuggets did almost nothing to stop him. No.
Speaker 5: Aaron Gordon, though for Denver that was huge, got a
Speaker 5: calf injury. Oh, we don't have to apologize for that.
Speaker 12: Though.
Speaker 5: The Wolves at one point led by twenty seven points.
Speaker 5: It looks like they have Denver's number. Let's hope that's
Speaker 5: the case when Game four is tomorrow seven thirty in Minneapolis,
Speaker 5: Game five and Denver Monday at nine to thirty.
Speaker 1: That sucks.
Speaker 5: Rudy on the Joker said, quote, he's the greatest offensive
Speaker 5: player I've guarded in my whole career. Just trying to
Speaker 5: enjoy the challenge, Well said Rudy, and Harry will kick
Speaker 5: an ass.
Speaker 3: Yeah, three zero three, four zero five eleven hundred.
Speaker 1: Hang on, let's figure this out. Say that again.
Speaker 3: Three zero three, yep, four zero five eleven hundred.
Speaker 1: Why Okay, I don't get it.
Speaker 3: I don't either, I have Denver's not members.
Speaker 1: That's Denver's number. Brilliant.
Speaker 3: You said they had Denver's numbering.
Speaker 1: Is that the number two? Like Denver City Hall, the
Speaker 1: Denver Nuggets, Oh, balls arena, Yeah, that's brilliant.
Speaker 3: That's my underwear.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's Zach's car. No, mine, the ball center.
Speaker 1: It's like a lot of us said when this series starts.
Speaker 3: A lot of us said this. Corey, mainly me, say
Speaker 3: are you.
Speaker 1: Paraphrasing me again? No, I'm paraphrasing me.
Speaker 9: Oh thank god, this team is built to beat Denver
Speaker 9: in a way, well, the root he bit, the Jade, McDaniels,
Speaker 9: all those they were put together because at the time
Speaker 9: when the GM came over here from Denver, he put
Speaker 9: this team together because at that point, I think they'd
Speaker 9: won a championship. They were the best team in the West.
Speaker 9: They were built to beat Denver with height and athleticism,
Speaker 9: and that's exactly what they have. And they had it
Speaker 9: when they had Carl and Rudy, but now they have
Speaker 9: you know, Rudy and Jayden, and they just torment that team.
Speaker 9: If they don't win this series, it's a damn shame
Speaker 9: because if they everybody thought maybe they'd come out a
Speaker 9: little flat last night after all the trash talking they
Speaker 9: had done by Elephants, Yeah, oh are they okay? And
Speaker 9: but yeah, they they showed up. The crowd was into it,
Speaker 9: and they dominated that team from start to finish. All right,
Speaker 9: Game five tomorrow, seven thirty in Minneapolis.
Speaker 3: Let's go, Yeah, let's let's go.
Speaker 5: The Vikings took Banks with pick eighteen in the first round.
Speaker 5: He only played three games in twenty twenty five. He
Speaker 5: just broke his foot in like March. I think, was
Speaker 5: it the Senior Bowl something like that. So it was
Speaker 5: something like a month and a half ago broke his foot.
Speaker 5: Now again the doctors say he's going to be up
Speaker 5: and running way before the season, but still he's had
Speaker 5: multiple injuries to this exact foot. I believe he has
Speaker 5: broken his foot multiple times. So he's six six, he
Speaker 5: is three twenty seven.
Speaker 2: That's a huge bitch.
Speaker 5: And when I heard him talking about him last night,
Speaker 5: they were saying, like he he used to be a
Speaker 5: wide receiver. He was a tight end like pizza when
Speaker 5: he was when he was younger and thinner, he was
Speaker 5: super athletic. So now that he's six six, three twenty seven,
Speaker 5: still has that explosiveness. And again, if you watch his
Speaker 5: highlights I hadn't until yesterday, he does look like he's
Speaker 5: kind of freakish when he's healthy. But again, I just
Speaker 5: think this is the only take to have is they
Speaker 5: gambled on his health. Now, obviously they are doctors, they
Speaker 5: know what they're looking for. That doesn't mean they're going
Speaker 5: to be right long term, because things happen.
Speaker 13: Right.
Speaker 1: Still gambling all our guy.
Speaker 9: Yesterday, Pa, when he sat down in this chair and
Speaker 9: started talking about who the Vikings were going to take
Speaker 9: at eighteen he mentioned multiple time home run picks and
Speaker 9: if you're going to hit home run, you got to swing.
Speaker 9: And this is exactly that they could have taken McKay lemon.
Speaker 9: They could have taken Dylan theenom and they would have
Speaker 9: been safer picks. Maybe those guys will end up being
Speaker 9: really good players. But if this works out, they took
Speaker 9: one of the best talent players at one of their
Speaker 9: biggest needs.
Speaker 5: So I think the question that I asked a PA
Speaker 5: yesterday about, well, if you're talking safe pick versus home
Speaker 5: run pick, and you have an interim GM that we
Speaker 5: don't know whether or not he has a good chance,
Speaker 5: great chance, or bad chance of being the gym. We
Speaker 5: don't know if robers and He's going to be the
Speaker 5: guy or not. Right, is he the kind of guy
Speaker 5: that's more likely to gamble or not because what.
Speaker 1: Does he have to lose? Nothing?
Speaker 5: And his point PA's come back to that was basically, well,
Speaker 5: this has always been and is still a collaborative effort
Speaker 5: that KOC has some say my guess is on a
Speaker 5: pick like this, Flores has a giant voice saying I
Speaker 5: could use a kid like this. So I don't know
Speaker 5: if this necessarily it makes or breaks anything for Rob Razinski,
Speaker 5: And like I mentioned a couple of weeks ago, they're
Speaker 5: going to find a GM before this kid ever hits
Speaker 5: the field. So it's not like Rob's either going to
Speaker 5: be validated or be proven wrong. They're going to either
Speaker 5: give him the job or not give him the job
Speaker 5: way before we know Caleb Banks is a bust or
Speaker 5: all Hall of Famer, Right, that has nothing to do
Speaker 5: with whether or not they're going to give Rob the job.
Speaker 5: Makes sense, Yeah, very good point unless he breaks his
Speaker 5: foot today. Right, if they're like, like, let's say the
Speaker 5: rest of the draft goes pretty well for the Vikings
Speaker 5: on paper, they kind of get the guys that they
Speaker 5: were targeting, and on Monday, the Vikings are like.
Speaker 1: Ah, that was kind of smooth.
Speaker 13: That one.
Speaker 11: Really well, we should give Rob the job.
Speaker 5: And then he gets a phone call and it's like, well,
Speaker 5: Caleb was walking down some stairs today. They didn't even trip,
Speaker 5: just stepped on a step and shattered his foot like
Speaker 5: Mike TV and a million pieces and he's out for
Speaker 5: the rest of his career.
Speaker 3: You never stubbed your toe so hard you want to die?
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes, stubbing your toe is the worst, that's
Speaker 5: top five. I have a handful of like a barstools
Speaker 5: downstairs in my basement. No, not barstool sports, just actual
Speaker 5: Bartick cap And you know how often I accidentally kicked
Speaker 5: those steel sons of bitches when I don't have shoes on.
Speaker 3: Don't you just want to kill everybody?
Speaker 5: And of course it's my sixty two degree basement.
Speaker 1: Guess who was down there with me? Nobody? Nobody. So
Speaker 1: I just look around and I'm just amfing myself, like, dude,
Speaker 1: you stoopid. Yeah, it's like, what are you doing?
Speaker 5: Yeah, if that's Caleb Banks today, this thing's over. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's all over.
Speaker 1: It's like.
Speaker 5: You have to guard his foot like David d'covney guarded
Speaker 5: his hand in Zooland.
Speaker 3: Yeah, can we put a million dollar insurance thingy on
Speaker 3: his foot exactly?
Speaker 1: So like if he breaks his foot again, we get three.
Speaker 3: Future first rounders to do that to the anus.
Speaker 11: Yeah, that Spanish matador.
Speaker 9: Yeah, he's collecting you're uh yeah, I think you're talking
Speaker 9: about collecting horn.
Speaker 1: Yeah he is. I think you're talking about a former
Speaker 1: Howard Stern guests. I think did that. I think it
Speaker 1: was one of the ladies that he used to on
Speaker 1: all the time. Did that?
Speaker 13: Jeez?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 9: The one that uh was in that five hundred video.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, okay, you've seen Tipper Gore yep, correct, Yeah,
Speaker 9: well said.
Speaker 5: And I did not have a reference to former Vice
Speaker 5: President Al Gore's wife Tipper Gore on our big go
Speaker 5: card today, And she's been mentioned. I believe I had
Speaker 5: Baker's dozen times already. And it's six twenty in the morning.
Speaker 3: Who just happens to be in town for the Wolf's game?
Speaker 12: Oh she is? She can't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Tipper can't get enough of nas or age. She's
Speaker 1: sitting in Rosie's seat.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well he's in Tuscany. Yeah, he sure is, unless he's
Speaker 5: gone somewhere else. But I haven't seen him, say a
Speaker 5: Riva Deercie did Tuscany yet, So my guess is he's
Speaker 5: still there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I love him so much. Yeah, he's the best in
Speaker 3: the world.
Speaker 5: But he's such a cart to me, so common every
Speaker 5: year does the mocking the mock draft right where they
Speaker 5: have thirty two roubs calling and make like sarcastic picks, right,
Speaker 5: and it's just always the inside jokes. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 5: know what number it was, but somebody in the twenties
Speaker 5: called it and said he was so close to drafting
Speaker 5: chef Jean Carlos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why if I called him, that's exactly what
Speaker 1: I would have taken.
Speaker 3: That would have been your favorite.
Speaker 1: But I have ever heard that they do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really favorite.
Speaker 5: That would have been my first pick as well. Is
Speaker 5: is I think you know a couple of people took
Speaker 5: Mark Rosen himself. Yeah, great one Mark Rosen, but Chef
Speaker 5: Jean Carlow almost was a late first round pick.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 5: I mean the guys you know there he made the
Speaker 5: greatest meal Rosen's ever had ever had.
Speaker 3: Did you hear that guy retired after it was over
Speaker 3: because he's like, I guess I've done it. Yeah, can't
Speaker 3: top this. Good luck getting into Spoon and Stable again.
Speaker 3: Rosie from America loves my food.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Chef Jean Carlo gets told by Rosie to his face,
Speaker 5: this is the greatest meal I've ever had. I'm gonna
Speaker 5: post this picture on Twitter, and Chef Jean Carlo goes
Speaker 5: to Twitter and he goes, wow, the guy was telling
Speaker 5: the truth. He just said, this is the greatest meal
Speaker 5: I've ever had. Man, I'm so proud of myself. And
Speaker 5: he sat there for twenty four hours. And then the
Speaker 5: next day when Rosie got to Tuscany and he's like, no,
Speaker 5: this is the greatest meal I've ever had. John Carlos like,
Speaker 5: son of a best, you lied to me.
Speaker 1: I'd rather get gord Antally. Wow, your MIC's on. Enough
Speaker 1: of this cook and I'm going back to Matadoran. Is
Speaker 1: that how you say it?
Speaker 5: Uh, mister z for a couple of seconds when we
Speaker 5: come back, because.
Speaker 1: He's got a movie he wants to talk about.
Speaker 5: Then we'll do what really matters after this is the
Speaker 5: Powers want to join the fan.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, man, we got a brand new Viking. We'll go
Speaker 3: to talking movies in a moment, but quickly. His name's
Speaker 3: Cable Banks. He's a huge dude, a big old noseguard
Speaker 3: defensive tackle. He talks about that footage everybody's worried about.
Speaker 1: Taking a one day out of tom You know what
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 14: I'm getting better, getting healthy so I can go out there.
Speaker 1: And perform when that time comes. So I'm feeling good,
Speaker 1: feeling great. Just got a CT scan. CT went well.
Speaker 1: So everything's everything's everything's going for good, going.
Speaker 11: For Let's hope that's the right answer.
Speaker 1: Paul, your hands up hawk. Before we get to mister Z,
Speaker 1: will you start this song over? Please?
Speaker 3: Are you about to do some acting?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right, Uh, let's see here. It was all well,
Speaker 1: thank It was like working with sixty second ten seconds times. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, everybody. We'll thank all the police officers today.
Speaker 1: One of us, one of us.
Speaker 3: Thanks Frozen. You got any nice tea.
Speaker 4: Sauce?
Speaker 1: What does Caleb do with his money?
Speaker 5: He puts it in the bank. What does Caleb do
Speaker 5: with his money? Gives it to mister Z, goes to movies.
Speaker 5: One of us, Caleb banks.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 5: Mister Z joined us every Friday to talk about films,
Speaker 5: and this week mister Z hung.
Speaker 12: Up on me.
Speaker 11: Yep, call back there he was laughing at the true
Speaker 11: superstar bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one of us.
Speaker 3: Show was over.
Speaker 11: It's one a gurgy favorite bitch.
Speaker 1: Thanks Frozen.
Speaker 16: Yeah, five, just goes one of one of us is
Speaker 16: the best one of one of us? Hi, mister Z,
Speaker 16: one of us?
Speaker 5: Here?
Speaker 8: Here?
Speaker 12: What there we go?
Speaker 13: Now?
Speaker 5: We got him, all right, mister Z. This week in films,
Speaker 5: it's it's one of your favorite things. Is the gap
Speaker 5: on Rotten Tomatoes between the critics and the audience score.
Speaker 5: Because the Michael Jackson movie Michael, which I believe was
Speaker 5: named by Diana Rassini, uh fort on Rotten Tomatoes ninety
Speaker 5: six percent audience score. So the critics think it's terrible
Speaker 5: so far, the fans think it's pretty good.
Speaker 12: Your thoughts, Yeah, well, it's so predictable because I think
Speaker 12: I don't remember if I talked a little bit about it,
Speaker 12: but I wanted to see Michael. I was nervous. I
Speaker 12: wasn't going to like it, and it was. It was charming,
Speaker 12: and it was entertaining. And it's true, it's not super
Speaker 12: deep or groundbreaking, which is kind of the main thing
Speaker 12: that critics don't like about it. But I was entertained.
Speaker 12: And when we get to the point where you know
Speaker 12: he's writing Billy Jean and you forget, you're like, if
Speaker 12: you're a big fan of pop culture, it's almost hard
Speaker 12: to remember that somebody wrote Billy gen somebody wrote thriller
Speaker 12: and came up with the video, and it's just fun.
Speaker 12: It's it's fun to watch somebody create something. It's predictable
Speaker 12: because two reasons. One is, if you really read a
Speaker 12: lot of the negative reviews, they say, hey, there's nothing
Speaker 12: new in here. It's a bit triocally, but it's entertaining,
Speaker 12: and that's rotten. Of course, rotten Tomatoes, that's a big slam.
Speaker 12: If it's a C plus, that's a that's not rotten.
Speaker 12: Where in the old days, Ebert, who is the you know,
Speaker 12: the king, would have said exactly the same thing. He said, hey,
Speaker 12: there's nothing new here, but dang, and I was charmed
Speaker 12: and I enjoyed myself, you know, And but that would
Speaker 12: be a negative. So Rotten Tomatoes gives it. It wasn't
Speaker 12: eighteen percent at one point, and it has shaken my
Speaker 12: head because it's you should the reviewers should have the
Speaker 12: skill to say it wasn't for me, but I watched it,
Speaker 12: and I get it. I get there's going to people
Speaker 12: who like it, not me that they don't. They don't
Speaker 12: have that skill.
Speaker 5: But anyway, was the performers of the guy that plays
Speaker 5: Michael was he is transis what?
Speaker 3: Yep? Here he he just finished filming thriller.
Speaker 1: Again nothing new here, No, he was.
Speaker 12: He was good. The dad shoot, I forgot his name.
Speaker 12: The guy who plays Joe Jackson. Uh, really good jerk.
Speaker 12: Yeah yeah, yeah he was in it.
Speaker 1: I didn't know who he played.
Speaker 12: Yep, yep, you get it just to do you a
Speaker 12: bad dude and uh and so yeah, So if you
Speaker 12: want to go out, and you know, Hollywood is starting
Speaker 12: to learn that. You know, you you you watch news
Speaker 12: all week and you're hearing whatever, everything is negative and
Speaker 12: work is hard and everything's hard, and you get out
Speaker 12: on a Saturday or whatever. You maybe we don't want
Speaker 12: to watch more depressing, you know, maybe one time we
Speaker 12: just want to go out and have some popcorn and
Speaker 12: enjoy it. And so that's why the that's why it's
Speaker 12: a ninety six percent from the people, because that's what
Speaker 12: people kind of like sometimes, to be entertained for a
Speaker 12: couple hours.
Speaker 3: May I ask, I'm sorry, I don't want it to
Speaker 3: be a spoiler, but can you tell me at what
Speaker 3: point in his life does the movie end?
Speaker 12: I mean, it's pretty clear that there's another part coming,
Speaker 12: because I don't think it's a spoiler or anything. So
Speaker 12: I'm just gonna say if you don't want to hear.
Speaker 12: But it's shortly after the Pepsi incident with the hair.
Speaker 12: All right, there is where we're going and so you know,
Speaker 12: and that's and so that that's where we're going in
Speaker 12: so it's pretty clear that there's going to be another
Speaker 12: part which is probably gonna end up being a little darker,
Speaker 12: whereas this it's just it's fun to watch them recreate
Speaker 12: the Jackson five and going to the Apollo and Michael
Speaker 12: you you forget his voice when he was five, like
Speaker 12: that singing you know, ABC or whatever is it? You're like,
Speaker 12: these guys were really good. It was entertaining. But no,
Speaker 12: nothing new under the sun.
Speaker 11: All right, is this supposed to do well? Oh yeah,
Speaker 11: this is supposed to be big.
Speaker 12: It's well, it depends, you know, big is And I
Speaker 12: know I throw a lot of dollars out there and
Speaker 12: sometimes people the reason I use box suffice dollars. That
Speaker 12: kind of reflects what the average people. We're looking at
Speaker 12: seventy to eighty million dollar opening weekend and for you know,
Speaker 12: a biopic that's pretty good. That's better than the Queen
Speaker 12: movie or you know, the Elvis movie or whatever. So
Speaker 12: people have been waiting a long time. Not everybody, but
Speaker 12: there's a large group of people who've been waiting a
Speaker 12: long time, but kind of celebrate once we get past
Speaker 12: kind of the documentaries and all that stuff to just remember.
Speaker 12: So that's a very good number for that movie if
Speaker 12: it can do seventy. It did twelve million dollars on
Speaker 12: Thursday yesterday for opening previously.
Speaker 3: That's a lot. It's interesting because people always like pooh pooh,
Speaker 3: the idea that you know, seventy million dollars, whether or
Speaker 3: not it's a good movie or not. What's a bigger
Speaker 3: determining factor of whether or not there's another edition of
Speaker 3: the movie made than how much money it made it
Speaker 3: to the box office. That's really the only number that matters.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, it is, it is, and those numbers, you know,
Speaker 12: it's true. And it's true also that the numbers are different.
Speaker 12: You say, well in nineteen seventy tickets because sist. So
Speaker 12: I don't necessarily use it to compare movies across time
Speaker 12: and era, but it just kind of shows that how
Speaker 12: many people want to see the movie rather than whether
Speaker 12: it's a good movie or not. And and again, when
Speaker 12: I say good, we have to define good because the
Speaker 12: critics are defining good by lighting and directing and writing
Speaker 12: and groundbreaking culture. And people usually define good whether they
Speaker 12: enjoyed it or not. So we're almost having two different
Speaker 12: arguments about whether it was quote unquote good.
Speaker 1: So box up.
Speaker 12: This is a good way to show that you can
Speaker 12: make a great movie. But if nobody wants to see it,
Speaker 12: who cares?
Speaker 5: All Right, nothing else coming out this weekend, essentially except
Speaker 5: for Michael.
Speaker 1: Is that right? Give her take?
Speaker 13: Yep?
Speaker 12: Yep, pretty quiet, yep till Double Ware's Proud of two
Speaker 12: is the next quote unquote big movie after that, So.
Speaker 1: Watching you can't wait? I appreciate it. Mister Z.
Speaker 3: Thanks mans He mentions devil Wor's product, because you know,
Speaker 3: Meryl Streep was initially the cast to play Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1: Oh really Yeah, she could do anything, but she didn't
Speaker 1: want to do back to back movies.
Speaker 3: She was afraid of the part two. Yeah, yeah, just problematic.
Speaker 1: One of us. Yeah, the sexing with Bubbles was not.
Speaker 5: Going to be pretty well, you said bubbles that wait,
Speaker 5: that's in the second one. Yeah, mister Z said, it
Speaker 5: gets dark. You know, mister Z said via text yesterday
Speaker 5: to me, I believe it's May. I think it's next month.
Speaker 5: Twenty years he will have been on the Power.
Speaker 3: Trip, right, that's crazy nuts. Yea, that is weird.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 3: I don't even I think I think we might have
Speaker 3: met him down a block. Ee does that sound right?
Speaker 3: I can't remember how I think it was.
Speaker 1: I think he just emailed you. I think it was
Speaker 1: years before we actually met him.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure you're probably right.
Speaker 5: I think he just called in for the first handful
Speaker 5: of years. I don't remember the first time I actually said.
Speaker 3: He couldn't say who he is because his job. He
Speaker 3: would get in trouble for saying, mister.
Speaker 9: Zsh He's a good dude, nice, great kisser.
Speaker 1: Oh really, what really matters?
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Speaker 5: Game four of the Stars in the Wild is tomorrow
Speaker 5: at four thirty in Saint Paul.
Speaker 11: The Stars lead that series two games to one.
Speaker 5: So you have both teams playing tomorrow night, the Wild
Speaker 5: and Stars at four thirty, and then the Wolves and
Speaker 5: Nuggets at seven thirty. So unless the game goes to
Speaker 5: overtime or double overtime, won't be an overlap. No, good point,
Speaker 5: right there we go. Are you going to both?
Speaker 3: Going to both?
Speaker 11: No, it's available, Papa, I'm going to neither.
Speaker 3: You should have seen the text exchange Sauce my head
Speaker 3: last night.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you were devastated. Well, I said, Pop, we never
Speaker 9: had this conversation.
Speaker 1: But what really matters is this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you right about that, buddy. Do you know that
Speaker 3: our newest draft pick, Caleob Banks is a He's not
Speaker 3: a professional football player. He's a total of three months
Speaker 3: older than Abigail, Right, that's crazy. He's twenty three years old.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 5: Do you remember when we had Jared Allen on that
Speaker 5: one time in Sauce we realized that like Jared Allen
Speaker 5: and Sauce were essentially the same age and.
Speaker 1: Like days apart.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and Hawk, I believe you famously said, wow, Sauce
Speaker 5: has done nothing with his life.
Speaker 11: Yeah, right, because comparing the two of them.
Speaker 5: But think about this, you just said, Caleb Banks and
Speaker 5: your daughter are about the same age.
Speaker 11: Yeah, she has zero career tackle for losses zero yeah, zero.
Speaker 3: But I'll tell you that much better feet.
Speaker 1: Yeah oh yeah. How many times has she shattered her foot?
Speaker 13: Now?
Speaker 1: Zero?
Speaker 3: I haven't talked to her today, but I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Caleb Banks, yeah, twenty three years old, went to Louisville
Speaker 3: for two years, then went to Florida, grew up in Michigan.
Speaker 11: He's one of us then.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 11: On social media yesterday he was saying that the Caines
Speaker 11: catered his draft party.
Speaker 1: Is that right? Yep?
Speaker 11: I believe my wife thinks I paid for it, or
Speaker 11: that I got it for him for free.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: Like I think a lot of the guys in the
Speaker 1: first round had like Cain's hats on? Did you provide?
Speaker 13: All?
Speaker 1: Think about that?
Speaker 13: Now?
Speaker 5: Their wives believe we get Canes for free for life,
Speaker 5: so they now Caleb Banks and I are basically the
Speaker 5: same person.
Speaker 1: Although I've never broken.
Speaker 9: On it's almost graduation party season. I know the check
Speaker 9: books out.
Speaker 3: And you know it pisses me out. Mel Kuiper was
Speaker 3: pissed because he heard Canes was at Banks's at his party,
Speaker 3: and he's like, of course he's got a cane. He
Speaker 3: breaks his feet all the time. Yeah, I'm like, would
Speaker 3: you please Mel go home?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I love Mel.
Speaker 9: Kuiper should be in the NFL Hall of Fame. The
Speaker 9: NFL draft isn't what it is without it. You're right
Speaker 9: about when he first had all that information, they laughed
Speaker 9: at him, and we're like, no one would ever care
Speaker 9: about all this information.
Speaker 1: Yep, he wrote. Here's what he.
Speaker 9: Wrote about Kaylea Banks. Yeah, big time reach for me.
Speaker 9: Banks was number sixty two on my board, the biggest
Speaker 9: stretch of the night. Sure there's a reasonably this could
Speaker 9: work out for the Vikings. But Banks can stop running
Speaker 9: backs in their tracks. He gets enough interior push to
Speaker 9: be a factor in the pass rush. He moves well
Speaker 9: for six foot six, three hundred and twenty seven pounds,
Speaker 9: but he's been dealing with a foot injury for a
Speaker 9: while and he had surgery at the combine. A lot
Speaker 9: of risk here even if Banks is healthy, And is
Speaker 9: a lot of risk here even if Banks health. But
Speaker 9: this is even if Banks healthy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, reading's not easy.
Speaker 1: No, it isn't for me. What is this your twitter?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 5: Nine hours ago you tweeted if Caleb Banks is healthy
Speaker 5: he's in all pro talent. If he isn't, that's a
Speaker 5: massive reach, no joke. He may have been there at
Speaker 5: forty nine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was wrong about that. He would not have
Speaker 1: been there at forty nine.
Speaker 3: You know what I've always thought about and I have
Speaker 3: I have always thought this, and you guys tell me
Speaker 3: if you think I'm wrong. Like mel kiper, I agree
Speaker 3: with you. Like what he did for the draft when
Speaker 3: I mean it's it's it's exciting fun. But if he
Speaker 3: was really good at his job, wouldn't some NFL team
Speaker 3: pay him billions of dollars to come in and leave
Speaker 3: their draft room?
Speaker 12: Uh?
Speaker 13: That?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is a good question. Yep. I think you
Speaker 1: are correct because.
Speaker 3: I don't think he probably makes a lot of money
Speaker 3: doing one day a year.
Speaker 1: Right, Oh, I bet he makes a ton of money.
Speaker 3: Not compared to what they would pay him to work
Speaker 3: for me.
Speaker 9: But I think at some point in his life, ESPN
Speaker 9: plus It's not or whatever it was before ESPN Insider
Speaker 9: was basically something you had to pay, you paid for
Speaker 9: so you could get all of his mock drafts right,
Speaker 9: And I would bet he got a.
Speaker 1: Little bit a piece of that. I mean, I bet
Speaker 1: he's made millions.
Speaker 5: Of dollars in his life, good millions? Yeah, all right,
Speaker 5: more of what really matters. When we come back, Marnie
Speaker 5: should be hearing about thirty or forty minutes. We'll play
Speaker 5: initials at eight fifteen. Daniel and Taylor from A Love
Speaker 5: Is Blind season eight we'll be here. And I guess
Speaker 5: Daniel's a big fan of this show, so maybe maybe
Speaker 5: he has hot sports takes.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe she's a big fan.
Speaker 11: And we might have a guest phone call about seven fifty.
Speaker 5: I can't wait, who is it? No one is more
Speaker 5: excited about Taylor and Daniel being on the show today
Speaker 5: than Tommy. Also, yeah, he is so bummed that he
Speaker 5: can't be here, but he wants to call him literally
Speaker 5: just to say hi to him because he.
Speaker 1: Can't believe they're on the show.
Speaker 5: And I cannot wait for even if it's a two
Speaker 5: minute phone call, to see what Tommy whips up. What's
Speaker 5: maybe a poor choice of words. No, where he normally
Speaker 5: whips up more of what really matters? After this, I
Speaker 5: saw the fan.
Speaker 3: Nice job, body.
Speaker 1: God, that was hot nonsense.
Speaker 3: CAF fan.
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Speaker 1: I'm going to banks. We use the you know, the
Speaker 1: extent of the process that we can.
Speaker 14: We feel very strongly about not only Caleb, but you
Speaker 14: know how we've evaluated, you know, all the prospects in
Speaker 14: the draft from a medical standpoint. It is important that uh,
Speaker 14: you know, we expect Caleb to have a big time
Speaker 14: impact in twenty twenty six and beyond, and we wanted
Speaker 14: to feel good that.
Speaker 9: Live.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well let's go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, time will tell.
Speaker 9: I think you gotta trust him in this sense, because
Speaker 9: they didn't wing that. They weren't like, oh, that guy's
Speaker 9: feet problem, will take him right. They've put a lot
Speaker 9: of effort into him. I think Alex Lewis's article on
Speaker 9: the Athletic dot Com is out is an outstanding breakdown
Speaker 9: of how they got to this, uh this to how
Speaker 9: they got to picking Caleb Banks, and now they've done
Speaker 9: a lot of duel due diligence on him. They sent
Speaker 9: their defensive line coach down there to meet with him,
Speaker 9: so they aren't winging.
Speaker 5: It didn't matter if they took Dylan Thieneman or Mackay
Speaker 5: Lemon or Dusty Moore or Caleb Banks. Right, this is
Speaker 5: an inexact science and they can do all the due
Speaker 5: diligence in the world, right They if he was one
Speaker 5: hundred percent healthy and never had a foot problem, they
Speaker 5: could still be wrong. If he has a history of
Speaker 5: foot problems like he does, and they still do everything
Speaker 5: medically to make sure that it looks like he's.
Speaker 11: Going to heal up and he's to be fine, they
Speaker 11: still might be wrong.
Speaker 5: Yeah, or they could be right. It's almost like we
Speaker 5: don't know yet. Yeah, it's like we don't know correct.
Speaker 5: But I would say this mark this down. Friday, April
Speaker 5: twenty fourth, twenty twenty six, at six fifty one in
Speaker 5: the morning.
Speaker 1: My name is Corey.
Speaker 11: You heard it here first.
Speaker 5: I think there's a really good chance that Caleb Banks
Speaker 5: is healthy and has an unbelievable career with the Vikings.
Speaker 5: But I wouldn't be surprised if the injuries limit his
Speaker 5: career arc So just remember.
Speaker 11: That I said that when when I'm right, what time?
Speaker 11: What time did I say it? Or what time do
Speaker 11: you want me?
Speaker 1: What time did you say it? Like six fifty one?
Speaker 3: Incredible?
Speaker 5: Woll you got it covered, man, I just want people
Speaker 5: to remember that I say things. It's all I have
Speaker 5: in this life. No, I uh, seemingly, I'm not gonna
Speaker 5: lie to you.
Speaker 3: I didn't think of this until I got an email
Speaker 3: from a listener.
Speaker 5: Right now, could you go back to Corey on the
Speaker 5: camera please, I'm gonna be self conscious about something for
Speaker 5: the rest of my life.
Speaker 12: No, not you.
Speaker 3: The iHeart logo behind you looks like a butthole with
Speaker 3: butt cheeks. I mean it just does. It looks like
Speaker 3: a butthole and a big slab set of slabs, and
Speaker 3: maybe a little ding dong there too. It looks like
Speaker 3: a sexual thing going on behind you on the screens.
Speaker 11: You don't ever need to take a rarshack test. I
Speaker 11: think you just passed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we know.
Speaker 3: Welcome back, cutter.
Speaker 5: Sure, let's do more of what really matters, scores and
Speaker 5: stats around the world of sports.
Speaker 1: And in between.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, they're they're up to date.
Speaker 3: You gotta get some reference.
Speaker 1: That's brilliant thing. Okay, Look if you.
Speaker 5: Were listening to a segment ago when we were talking
Speaker 5: to mister Z and we were talking about the movie Michael,
Speaker 5: and I said, Diana was Sidi must have named this movie.
Speaker 3: How do you get it?
Speaker 1: And you were like, I don't get that joke.
Speaker 12: Man.
Speaker 5: This thing continues to spiral out of control. Just when
Speaker 5: you thought, all right, there's like the owner's meetings and stuff,
Speaker 5: and there's people in it Arizona. Maybe maybe maybe Diana
Speaker 5: Recidi and Mike We're Able are telling the truth. It
Speaker 5: was a whole bunch of people hanging out. Maybe those
Speaker 5: photos are just putting them in a bad light. Well,
Speaker 5: now every photo that's come out since makes you look.
Speaker 11: Worse and worse and worse.
Speaker 1: And of course she's like, I'm resigning. I don't need
Speaker 1: a deal with an investigation, and he's like, I need help.
Speaker 1: I'm going to counseling.
Speaker 5: The big bombshell yesterday is there are photos from twenty
Speaker 5: twenty of them looking very cozy together in a bar
Speaker 5: in March eleventh of twenty twenty at a New York
Speaker 5: City bar.
Speaker 3: It was three eleven days.
Speaker 1: It was three eleven day. They were celebrating.
Speaker 5: All of us should have been celebrating three eleven Day
Speaker 5: twenty twenty. I probably was not with an NFL reporter,
Speaker 5: but I'm not an NFL coach. However, everybody on social
Speaker 5: media pointed out the timeline is terrifying because if they
Speaker 5: have been hooking up for six plus years, she has
Speaker 5: a son born after that named Michael, and I believe
Speaker 5: there was a post or a tweet like after her
Speaker 5: son was born, something about wanting to name it after
Speaker 5: who knows, not after Rabel, but just like so people
Speaker 5: are going, can you imagine what if this kid was
Speaker 5: truly named after Mike Rabel? And also, Diana Versini's husband
Speaker 5: looks a little bit like Mike Rabel, which means the
Speaker 5: kid does.
Speaker 1: So now everybody's like, please, Mari Povich, would you get
Speaker 1: some DNA samples from both?
Speaker 5: Can we prove that this might be Mike Rabel's kid
Speaker 5: and she literally named him after the dad?
Speaker 1: This is nuts, nuts, it's insane.
Speaker 5: Well, can you imagine if Diana Verssini's oldest son was
Speaker 5: named Rabel Russini? Yeah, that would be insane. That's husband oh, man,
Speaker 5: the kid's name is Michael, as in Mike Rabel.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, after finding out that new story broke.
Speaker 1: This is not my day.
Speaker 5: Oh let's say, let's say zero percent of that is
Speaker 5: accurate in terms of the naming the kid after Michael. Right,
Speaker 5: let's say the Yeah, they get pregnant and Rabel.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 11: Rasini's Husband's like, hey, my grandfather's name was Michael.
Speaker 5: The name Michael means a lot to me. What if
Speaker 5: we name the first kid Michael. What if Diana's like,
Speaker 5: this sucks, I'm sleeping with a guy named Michael. I'm
Speaker 5: always gonna, you know, connect the two that I was
Speaker 5: sleeping with Michael, even though you named it after your
Speaker 5: grand what you just got to go?
Speaker 1: Is there any other family member we can name this
Speaker 1: kid after? For Don, did you have a childhood dog
Speaker 1: that you like? Can we name him scrappy Muppet?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Do you know? The kid's full name is Michael Childress
Speaker 3: Saban no first names?
Speaker 1: Wow, Bred.
Speaker 5: There were people there were people saying that, yeah, sure,
Speaker 5: her firstborn son is Michael Rassini. The second one is
Speaker 5: Sean McVay Racini. Because I believe there's some Sean McVay
Speaker 5: rumors from like Washington as well. With her, we got
Speaker 5: to check out all of her kids names. At this point,
Speaker 5: she's having a couple of terrible.
Speaker 3: But I'm afraid it's too far. I'm gonna I'm gonna just.
Speaker 1: Tell us, Can I tell you? Okay? Yeah, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: say that one.
Speaker 9: No, No, I wouldn't say that. No, Misre's my name
Speaker 9: is Mike jokes all right, hand Han, I screwed that up, Peter,
Speaker 9: I screwed that up.
Speaker 5: Almost everything I just said it is wrong because apparently
Speaker 5: her first son is not named Michael. According to people
Speaker 5: texting him, it's a Rosen Rascini. Yeah, so it's not
Speaker 5: Michael Delicious.
Speaker 1: It's best I've ever had. Thank you, Chef Carlo.
Speaker 9: How did not how did everybody yesterday during mocking the
Speaker 9: mock draft not just take him every two selections?
Speaker 1: Chef Jean Carlos? So good? Okay. What really matters though,
Speaker 1: is this.
Speaker 3: We have a listener down in the studio waiting to
Speaker 3: come in. All right, we'll be right down to get
Speaker 3: your buddy as my turn. You said, right, sorry, I
Speaker 3: was dealing with the microphone being on me getting fired.
Speaker 3: Did you know that the average piggy has sixteen percent
Speaker 3: body fat, which is much leaner than most people.
Speaker 1: So pigs are ripped compared to humans. Damn wow, I
Speaker 1: didn't know that.
Speaker 11: So is the bacon the ripped part or the fatty part?
Speaker 3: I bet it's the ripped part. I don't think it.
Speaker 3: I mean bacon, a fat.
Speaker 5: Well, whatever it is, I don't care. It's unbelievable. Yeah,
Speaker 5: bacon's a ten out of ten.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bacon is good. Probably got good takes, Yeah, we do.
Speaker 1: I love bacon.
Speaker 11: Those are hot bacon takes. Yeah, bacon both approved of
Speaker 11: the concept of bacon.
Speaker 1: You eat microwave bacon.
Speaker 5: I eat all kinds of bacon, but the most consistent
Speaker 5: bacon I eat is the stuff from Costco, which is
Speaker 5: microwave bacon.
Speaker 1: Who cares?
Speaker 3: Remember that dog that bacon in that commercial? It's ally
Speaker 3: went in the whole wide world was bacon. Yeah, they
Speaker 3: were giving him bacon strips. He's like, eat me, give
Speaker 3: me some real bacon.
Speaker 5: Eat me, he said, Hey, Sauce, yes, sir, I know.
Speaker 5: We had a draft last night. The Wolves won last night.
Speaker 5: A lot of cool things going on.
Speaker 1: Spinning the wheel of time. This is baseball trivia, just
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 5: Because Chris has no chance, and honestly, Zach has no chance,
Speaker 5: and I would have had no chance. But you have
Speaker 5: a ten percent chance unless you read it. If you
Speaker 5: read this, you have one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: Rassini have a chance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, does does Bill BELICHICKI have a chance.
Speaker 5: The Brewers, I guess, faced Taric School yesterday. Yeah, they
Speaker 5: are scheduled to trek. I don't know how to say
Speaker 5: it isn't a Taric school. Oh you can see either way.
Speaker 3: Oh no, his reel first name is Shelton. What Shelton Rassini?
Speaker 11: Oh jeez, we just can't catch a break around here.
Speaker 3: Jacques Lamier Racini, all these kids.
Speaker 5: There's no doubt it's his kid. Yeah, he's one hundred
Speaker 5: and five. Somebody moved the buck through the zone, if
Speaker 5: you know what I mean. The Brewers are gonna make semi.
Speaker 1: History like the press box. Let's see what you did?
Speaker 5: Uh? They are taking on the Pirates tonight, sauce. Yes,
Speaker 5: the Brewers would be just the second team ever to
Speaker 5: do what in consecutive games.
Speaker 11: Because of who they're playing. Yeah, that's a huge hint.
Speaker 9: Would it be a is it a cy young bit?
Speaker 9: They'd be the first team that would play the cy
Speaker 9: Young winners of each league back to back.
Speaker 5: Just the second team ever to face the reigning cy
Speaker 5: Young Award winners in consecutive games.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 5: No, when you think about it, right, because interleague play
Speaker 5: goes back to the what nineties?
Speaker 1: Is that when we started interleague play? I mean they
Speaker 1: stopped it for a while, though they didn't always do it.
Speaker 11: But let's just say thirty years of interleague play give
Speaker 11: or take right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to have the two.
Speaker 5: Reigning cy Young Award winners, those teams have to play
Speaker 5: you back to back series, and you have to have
Speaker 5: one end the series in the next one start the
Speaker 5: next series. So I guess this is just a scheduling
Speaker 5: stat The crazy thing is it happened last year. It
Speaker 5: was the first time it's ever happened. Boston faced Scooble
Speaker 5: and Chris Sayle in back to back games, and now
Speaker 5: it's gonna happen this year too.
Speaker 13: Wow.
Speaker 11: Like I said, worthless baseball staff, but baseball people like staff.
Speaker 1: You weren't kidding.
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Speaker 9: ninety seven, according to Gooles thirty.
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