WEBVTT - Headlines & headlines we didn't get to . . . 0:00:00.280 --> 0:00:04.680 Yet another massacre avoided at a church raising a kid 0:00:04.680 --> 0:00:08.840 for three hundred thousand dollars. All that so much more 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:12.600 some emails still to come. In the final hour of 0:00:12.720 --> 0:00:17.599 the Jesse Kelly Show, I wasn't totally sure there was 0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:21.599 going to be a third hour tonight. We almost made 0:00:21.640 --> 0:00:25.360 the decision to cut the show off because the chafing 0:00:25.680 --> 0:00:29.800 from this patch on my chest is getting so bad. 0:00:30.400 --> 0:00:35.200 I can't tell if it's getting infected. I'm trying to what, Chris, 0:00:35.240 --> 0:00:38.320 I can't tell if there's an infection. Maybe they'll have 0:00:38.400 --> 0:00:40.879 to cut part of the chest out. I don't know, 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:45.720 but I'm gonna make it through this hour. If humanly possible. 0:00:45.880 --> 0:00:52.199 Fraud Task Force DOJ prosecute half a billion dollars in 0:00:52.360 --> 0:00:58.160 healthcare in COVID schemes. Department of Justice announced this from 0:00:58.240 --> 0:01:03.360 Epic times three separate criminal and civil actions on April seventh, 0:01:03.920 --> 0:01:07.120 seeking to hold two individuals and two companies accountable for 0:01:07.200 --> 0:01:12.959 schemes to steal more than five hundred million dollars in 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:17.560 tax payer money, one in Colorado, one in Nevada. In 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:20.960 case you're wondering where it was, so let's cover this 0:01:21.319 --> 0:01:26.960 again for those who don't understand how this works. If 0:01:27.080 --> 0:01:32.160 you don't love your country or your state or your city, 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:34.360 that's a bad thing. Let's agree that that's a bad thing, 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:39.960 of course, but we also as adults, we should acknowledge 0:01:40.360 --> 0:01:44.120 it does also give you a certain level of freedom. 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:48.160 Because if you have a code, a moral code of 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:54.560 any kind, it what is it? There are limitations. It 0:01:54.600 --> 0:01:57.280 comes with limitations. That's the whole point of it. Hey, 0:01:58.200 --> 0:02:02.160 you shouldn't do this. You shouldn't lie, you shouldn't steal, 0:02:02.280 --> 0:02:07.240 you shouldn't murder, you shouldn't there are limitations. Somebody who 0:02:07.280 --> 0:02:13.239 doesn't have that moral code doesn't have said limitations, which 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:19.200 brings us to the Democrat Party, the godless, demonic Democrat 0:02:19.320 --> 0:02:26.919 Party of communists. Well, Democrats are afraid. The average Democrat 0:02:27.000 --> 0:02:30.160 voter now in the United States of America is actually 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:33.880 afraid to voice any love for the country. Do you 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:38.680 realize that, you know how low America itself polls in 0:02:38.800 --> 0:02:43.919 Democrat circles in this country? It doesn't exist. So if 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:47.120 you're if you're a Democrat who happens to be patriotic 0:02:47.280 --> 0:02:50.240 in elected office, which that doesn't really exist, you can't 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:54.440 tell anybody or your own voters will reject it. And 0:02:54.480 --> 0:02:56.119 if you don't believe me, let me ask you this. 0:02:57.200 --> 0:03:01.239 You know politicians, how how they say what the voters 0:03:01.280 --> 0:03:04.760 want to hear, How they keep getting elected. When is 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:08.880 the last time you heard a Democrat talk about the 0:03:08.919 --> 0:03:16.560 greatness of America? Name them? You can't because it doesn't exist. 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:20.920 So if there's no love of country or state or 0:03:21.040 --> 0:03:25.120 city in there, that's bad, I admit, But it also 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:29.400 gives you a certain degree of freedom. If I'm elected 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:34.679 to serve the state of California, but I don't care 0:03:34.760 --> 0:03:38.920 about California, I don't care about the people in California. 0:03:39.280 --> 0:03:44.400 I have nothing moral against thievery things like that. Well, 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:48.320 I have the keys at some level, depending on my 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:51.880 elected office, I have the keys to the bank vault 0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:58.360 of California. Again, if there's nothing moral inside me that 0:03:58.520 --> 0:04:05.680 says theft is wrong, I should serve the people, then 0:04:05.720 --> 0:04:08.280 why wouldn't I steal as much of it as I could? 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:13.440 And all this works hand in hand with the foreigners 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:16.800 they bring in, although this is also done domestically. We 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:20.680 can't just pin this all on the foreigners. You simply 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:23.680 find you take away the barriers, you take away all 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:28.080 the check marks, and then you find the right groups, 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:31.400 groups who are associated with you, maybe groups who will 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:35.359 fund your campaign or even slip fifty thousand dollars to 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:40.640 your third cousin. You find them, and you funnel government 0:04:40.760 --> 0:04:46.719 money into their pockets. They get rich, you keep elected, 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:50.400 and possible you keep getting elected and possibly get rich too. 0:04:50.839 --> 0:04:54.919 And again, if you have nothing moral against this, why 0:04:55.000 --> 0:04:59.240 wouldn't you. This is run of the mill political corruption 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:02.600 that has existed long before the existence of the United 0:05:02.600 --> 0:05:05.960 States of America. Basic pay to play. You take the 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:08.360 money of the state, You find a way to hand 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:10.480 it to criminals who will give a portion of it 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:15.720 back to you and for the evil people, everyone wins, 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:20.159 right And I hate to beat a dead horse, but 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:25.440 I will. How much momentum would we have right now? 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:28.960 It is what is it, April ninth, April ninth? How 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:31.800 much momentum would we have or would we be building? 0:05:32.600 --> 0:05:36.720 If this was the news cycle every single day now? 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:41.919 Another Democrat state busted for fraud, Another Democrat organization busted 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:45.600 for fraud, another this busted for fraud, another that busted 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:48.760 for fraud. Day after day after day after day after 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:52.360 day after day after day. Norman Norma wake up as 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:55.320 they're struggling to make ends meet, job market, credit cards, 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:58.200 all those other things, and every single day they wake 0:05:58.320 --> 0:06:00.599 up and find out the truth, and the truth is 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:04.160 that Democrats are stealing from them as fast as humanly possible. 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:10.320 What if that was the news cycle every single day. 0:06:11.760 --> 0:06:17.200 That's what I want, That's what I want. I hate thieves. 0:06:18.040 --> 0:06:21.480 It's why I have such a burning, deep hatred for communists. 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:28.640 I hate thieves, especially when people are struggling. Right now, 0:06:28.680 --> 0:06:32.000 this level of thievery is essentially walking up to a 0:06:32.040 --> 0:06:34.840 person who's starving and stealing half their food. That's what 0:06:34.880 --> 0:06:39.440 it is that should be headline news every minute of 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:44.400 every day, and so far it looks like it's. Oh, 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:48.160 I don't know one hundred percent democrats in Democrat areas 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:52.680 because it's what they do. It's just what communists do. 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:56.679 You reward your friends, you punish your enemies. I want 0:06:56.760 --> 0:07:00.960 that to be the headlines going forward. Bronco, I know 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:04.160 you stopped watching the NFL. Oh yeah, I guess it is, 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:07.200 asked doctor Jesse Friday tomorrow, and the questions are already 0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:11.400 coming in Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. As I said, 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:14.920 they don't have to be political being from Ohio and 0:07:14.960 --> 0:07:18.240 then Montana and Arizona, how did you become a New 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:25.360 York Giants fan? I do not remember one hundred percent. 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:28.840 Here's what happened. I was in Ohio, living in Ohio. 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:33.000 My father was a Bengals fan. All of my cousins, 0:07:33.040 --> 0:07:36.480 my whole family is in Ohio, they were all Browns fans. 0:07:37.160 --> 0:07:42.840 I remember watching football on TV and this team, the 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:46.760 New York Giants, was really good. And I'm a little 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:50.800 kid and a rebellious little snot. I like to zig 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:55.160 when everyone else zagged, so they're good. No one else 0:07:55.200 --> 0:07:59.680 in my family likes them. That's my team. And sports 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:04.040 are the weird thing where whatever team you choose to 0:08:04.160 --> 0:08:08.040 love at an early age, before you know anything about anything, 0:08:08.840 --> 0:08:14.240 that's your team for life. For most people, I have 0:08:14.520 --> 0:08:19.000 chosen to in my older years be the exception to 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:22.600 that rule, and I highly recommend it. You know what's 0:08:22.880 --> 0:08:26.480 wonderful if you're gonna watch sports or root for anybody 0:08:26.520 --> 0:08:31.720 in sports. Being a fair weather fan, I root what 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:38.439 Chris find the team that's good in root for them, 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:41.560 especially if there's a team that's clearly better than all 0:08:41.640 --> 0:08:44.959 the other teams. And yeah, whenever I show up at 0:08:45.000 --> 0:08:47.760 parties or something like that. My friends'd be like, oh 0:08:47.840 --> 0:08:49.960 who you rooting for today, and they'll try to put 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:55.120 me down. But guess who's smiling when his team wins again? What, Chris, 0:08:55.120 --> 0:08:59.959 what do I think the Dodgers. That's a good point, Chris. 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:03.160 You know, I'm wearing this Houston Astros shirt and it's itching. 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:06.920 It's got me. We're already sniffing for infection. It smells 0:09:06.960 --> 0:09:12.040 like almonds. Already. Astros are losing a lot of games. 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:16.000 The Dodgers are winning a lot of games. I'm not 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:21.880 saying that I'm switching to the Dodgers yet, but come 0:09:22.000 --> 0:09:24.000 June or July, we're gonna have to sit down and 0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:26.240 take a good hard look at the records, and we're 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:29.120 gonna have to figure out where I'm gonna go from here. 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:34.520 Hi Jesse, what are your thoughts on open carry? I 0:09:34.559 --> 0:09:38.120 love open carry, I love clothes carry. I am a 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:46.520 Second Amendment freak. I I'll tell you something. Democrats in 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:49.880 the United States of America today are as evil as 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:53.680 any communist who has ever lived. You don't think they 0:09:53.720 --> 0:09:58.800 are because of the Second Amendment. The horrors these people 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:02.439 visited on the American people during the Biden administration. It 0:10:02.640 --> 0:10:07.400 wasn't even close to everything they wanted to do to 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:10.880 you and to me. They want to do everything communists 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:14.440 have always done. They can't do it because we are 0:10:14.520 --> 0:10:18.160 so freaking armed. I love open carry. I don't personally 0:10:18.200 --> 0:10:19.840 open carry. I can seal carry. 0:10:20.520 --> 0:10:20.640 Uh. 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:25.440 That is a personal paranoia of mine. I can seal 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:28.120 carry because I am worried that I'm going to be 0:10:28.160 --> 0:10:32.120 distracted with something and I am going to I'll start, 0:10:32.880 --> 0:10:37.040 someone will take my weapon. That's my main concern, all right. 0:10:37.480 --> 0:10:40.000 I'm also concerned you're not going to get a good employee. 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:44.800 I'm concerned that you're gonna sit there and beat your 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:47.080 head off the desk over and over and over again 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:50.040 because you can't find the employee you're looking for. Maybe 0:10:50.080 --> 0:10:52.360 you're right now, Maybe you're trying to staff up for summer, 0:10:52.640 --> 0:10:54.880 and you're thinking, oh my gosh, June is coming. What 0:10:55.440 --> 0:10:57.680 am I going to do? I don't have time. You 0:10:57.679 --> 0:11:01.000 don't have to stress. 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Here 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:44.800 he is. 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:49.880 I mean, it feels like more fraud and policy than 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:51.920 ever in my socials. 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:53.920 You know, I've had a lot of questions on this 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:57.720 show over the years, a lot of questions about Jewish 0:11:57.720 --> 0:12:02.120 producer Chris Jesse. Why don't we ever hear from Chris Jesse? 0:12:02.200 --> 0:12:04.720 Why can't we hear Chris when you talk to Chris Jesse? 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:07.320 Why can't we ever hear from Chris? So I'm here 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:09.480 to break it to you right now. Do you want 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:12.320 to know what Chris sounds like? This is dead ringer, 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:13.360 dead ringer for Chris. 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:18.360 I mean, it feels like more fraught and policy than that. 0:12:18.600 --> 0:12:21.080 Hey, Chris, this is your brother car In. 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:25.880 My social circles, there's like a slight fascistic thing about 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:29.640 Cory sounds the same one the way of what we're doing, Like, 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:32.080 can you say you didn't like this movie? Can you 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:34.599 say that you like Lana Dabe? Oh but wait, she 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:36.120 dated the cop a couple of years ago. 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:43.400 The man Chris, it's gotta be embarrassing. US Border Patrol 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:47.840 detained four British nationals crossing into this country from Canada? 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:51.800 Did you know that? And actually I have their names here, 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:59.120 and I will admit, I admit the location of people's names, 0:12:59.559 --> 0:13:03.840 you know, where specifically you're from, has always fascinated me. 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:06.960 For instance, I'm a Kelly. It's obviously an Irish name. 0:13:07.440 --> 0:13:11.200 I've never tracked this down, but if I went down 0:13:11.240 --> 0:13:13.880 that rabbit hole, I would find out that the Kelly's 0:13:13.960 --> 0:13:19.559 of Ireland, they really came from a specific location in Ireland. 0:13:19.880 --> 0:13:22.560 And I'm sure there's some fancy scientific word for what 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:24.720 that is, but I don't know. I went to community college, 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:28.080 so when I saw these names, the first thing that 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:32.800 popped into my head was I wonder, I wonder what 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:36.120 part of Britain these guys are from. Here are their names, 0:13:37.760 --> 0:13:47.840 Ali Muhammad, Ali Abdullah, Hamid, Muhammad, Nagi, Ibrahim, Ayub Khan 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:52.120 Muhammad Sultan Seila Alaska. I had to have like six names. 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:55.360 You know, his buddy shortened that up somehow, the Selah 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:57.960 or something. You know, they were aggravated by it. But 0:13:58.840 --> 0:14:01.320 I am curious. Do you think, Chris Corey, I don't 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:04.160 know if you guys are big on Britain. You think 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:08.640 they're from the northern part or Whales should be. They 0:14:08.679 --> 0:14:11.480 could be from Wales. That could be. I look, as 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:15.160 soon as I saw those names, I thought, those Brits man, 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:22.360 those are some crazy people. Retired cheddar Bay, Biscuit, Bronco Coxswain. Wow, 0:14:22.400 --> 0:14:24.720 that was a lot. What are your thoughts? I'm being 0:14:24.840 --> 0:14:29.120 forced to people, to listen to people noxiously eating loud foods. 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:32.440 You know, ask doctor Jesse isn't till tomorrow, Okay, but 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:35.160 you can ask your questions now. It's fine. I feel 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:38.960 like I'm routinely subjected to people I work with loudly 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:44.760 snapping carrots, crackers, chips in my workspace and it drives 0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:49.000 me nuts. Ah, He's asking, is it just his OCD 0:14:49.200 --> 0:14:56.000 controlling his life? Buddy? Let me explain to you something 0:14:56.040 --> 0:15:00.760 about you. And I recognize this because I have the 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:04.960 exact same affliction. It doesn't mean, by the way, that 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:07.800 you're a bad person or a good person. This is 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:11.920 just who you are. You're a guy, and there are 0:15:11.920 --> 0:15:19.080 many men like this. You have to have alone time, 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:26.760 you have to have time where it's just you. When 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:30.760 I first got married, Bob is completely opposite. A lot 0:15:30.800 --> 0:15:33.320 of women are like this. If Bob had her way 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:37.160 to this day, ab would be with me every minute 0:15:37.400 --> 0:15:39.840 of the day, especially during free time. I'm not talking 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:41.760 about bothering me at work or something like that, but 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:45.160 every single minute of the day she would be with me. 0:15:46.000 --> 0:15:49.440 But she has come to realize over nineteen years that 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:51.640 there are times, certainly when I have things on my 0:15:51.760 --> 0:15:55.920 mind oftentimes when I just get home from work something 0:15:56.000 --> 0:16:00.880 like that, that I just need to be alone. Doesn't 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:03.320 mean that I'm mad or anything's wrong, doesn't mean I 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:05.360 need it for a day, right it might be twenty minutes. 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:10.600 I just need to be with me for twenty minutes. 0:16:11.440 --> 0:16:13.640 If I have to do because this happens, it actually 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:15.840 happened to me last night. If I have to do 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:18.200 something right after work, like I have to leave here 0:16:18.240 --> 0:16:21.120 and go to some meeting business meaning suits or something 0:16:21.160 --> 0:16:24.880 like that, I am almost always in a terrible mood 0:16:24.960 --> 0:16:27.760 the whole time. And it's not because I'm miserable, or 0:16:28.120 --> 0:16:31.080 I take that back. I am miserable, But the reason 0:16:31.080 --> 0:16:33.080 I'm miserable is not because I don't like the company. 0:16:33.720 --> 0:16:38.840 It's because I didn't get twenty minutes thirty minutes with me. 0:16:40.840 --> 0:16:44.240 So if I had coworkers who made me want to 0:16:44.280 --> 0:16:47.600 strangle them with my shoelaces because they were eating carrots 0:16:47.640 --> 0:16:52.760 too loud, I would go eat my lunch outside. I've 0:16:52.800 --> 0:16:55.320 done that many many times before. I do it here 0:16:55.320 --> 0:16:57.680 in the studio with Chris and Corey. Sometimes I go 0:16:58.080 --> 0:16:59.960 in my little area to eat and I just close 0:17:00.200 --> 0:17:02.240 the door. I tell them I'm working, but I'm not. 0:17:02.320 --> 0:17:04.400 I just don't want anybody to talk to me anymore. 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:08.919 I just go close the door and be alone for 0:17:08.960 --> 0:17:14.360 a while. Your problem is not your OCD. Your problem 0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:18.479 is you haven't learned how to be a jerk. You 0:17:18.640 --> 0:17:22.200 have to master the art of being a jerk, especially 0:17:22.240 --> 0:17:24.000 when you need to be alone for a while, and 0:17:24.160 --> 0:17:26.639 especially when you're one of these people like me who's 0:17:26.720 --> 0:17:29.679 really popular and everybody wants to be around you at 0:17:29.720 --> 0:17:34.159 all times. What Chris, It's true heavy weight to carry. 0:17:34.240 --> 0:17:36.800 It is as heavy as ten boxes that you might 0:17:36.840 --> 0:17:37.359 be moving. 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:44.560 Talk about safety in raising kids next time it was cool. 0:17:51.000 --> 0:17:53.320 Let me ask you a question. How many brokers does 0:17:53.359 --> 0:17:56.760 it take to ensure your business? Too many? Too many? 0:17:57.080 --> 0:17:59.439 My dad had to go through this forever when he 0:17:59.520 --> 0:18:02.199 owned his business. Too many. 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You don't have to mow the lawn. 0:19:25.320 --> 0:19:27.040 You don't have to pay anybody to mow the lawn. 0:19:28.280 --> 0:19:30.520 I had to install a new doorknob in the house. 0:19:31.880 --> 0:19:34.680 I didn't have to go pick it up. I didn't 0:19:34.720 --> 0:19:39.600 have to install it. Not my problem. My youngest son 0:19:39.680 --> 0:19:43.720 doesn't have his driver's license yet. He has all these 0:19:43.760 --> 0:19:48.040 sports practices and things he wants to do. My oldest 0:19:48.040 --> 0:19:52.920 son does have his driver's license. I mean, you don't 0:19:52.920 --> 0:19:56.280 think I'm gonna be the one driving around doing all 0:19:56.320 --> 0:19:59.880 that stuff, right, have a nice drive. I'll be here 0:20:00.040 --> 0:20:02.720 on the back porch if you need me, sipping on 0:20:02.760 --> 0:20:07.080 an ice water. Let me know how it goes. Ob 0:20:07.280 --> 0:20:12.919 complains because she'll do the laundry after a week, and 0:20:13.080 --> 0:20:16.760 each son will have one pair of pants, and I say, 0:20:17.600 --> 0:20:20.439 sounds to me like they're making your life easier. I 0:20:20.480 --> 0:20:26.399 don't see what the big deal is now. Sometimes life 0:20:26.400 --> 0:20:30.800 gives you lemons. You got to make lemonade. If you 0:20:31.040 --> 0:20:36.200 have a daughter, she is going to cost you an 0:20:36.240 --> 0:20:39.639 astronomical amount of money. It's no question about that. Chris, 0:20:39.640 --> 0:20:41.360 this is coming for you. But I have the good 0:20:41.359 --> 0:20:45.240 news for you, really good news for you. She's also 0:20:45.320 --> 0:20:47.800 going to take way better care of you when you're 0:20:47.840 --> 0:20:52.280 an old man than your sons will. I know my 0:20:52.440 --> 0:20:55.280 sons are going to get their revenge on me, somehow, 0:20:55.400 --> 0:20:57.920 some way for all the things I've done to them. 0:20:58.119 --> 0:21:00.679 They already now make fun of my lack of hair. 0:21:01.200 --> 0:21:04.000 They're already starting to take these little jabs at me. 0:21:04.080 --> 0:21:07.000 And I know, the older and wrinkleer I get, they're 0:21:07.040 --> 0:21:09.159 gonna make life miserable, whereas a little girl is just 0:21:09.200 --> 0:21:12.000 gonna be sweet as can be. I understand that. But 0:21:12.119 --> 0:21:16.360 at least early on, boys don't cost hardly a thing. 0:21:16.520 --> 0:21:20.920 It's freaking wonderful you're worried about entertaining them. Entertaining them, 0:21:21.359 --> 0:21:23.800 throw them a cardboard box out in the backyard. You 0:21:23.840 --> 0:21:26.160 won't see him again for hours. They'll have all kinds 0:21:26.200 --> 0:21:30.040 of stuff going on back there. And yes, your oldest 0:21:30.080 --> 0:21:32.679 son might end up crawling into a pile of fire 0:21:32.720 --> 0:21:34.840 ants when you were supposed to be watching him, and 0:21:34.920 --> 0:21:38.359 then the wife will get home just as you're trying 0:21:38.400 --> 0:21:42.400 to spray them off in the kitchen sink. And what Chris, 0:21:42.520 --> 0:21:45.119 it was the closest sink I could find. And of 0:21:45.200 --> 0:21:46.919 course she had to walk in the door at that 0:21:47.080 --> 0:21:50.480 exact moment, and he was crying because I guess it hurt. 0:21:50.800 --> 0:21:52.840 But I already had most of the ants off by 0:21:52.880 --> 0:21:55.680 the time she walked in. Still hasn't let that go. 0:21:56.000 --> 0:21:59.240 Texas man with a loaded gun and one hundred rounds 0:21:59.280 --> 0:22:04.040 tackled by six security at Houston Church. Let's check in 0:22:04.080 --> 0:22:08.240 on this Texas man. Hang on, Texas man, Texas man, 0:22:08.520 --> 0:22:10.320 just curious. I want to make sure I don't know him. 0:22:10.800 --> 0:22:17.399 Oh here he is Immanuel Asno and Bobby Chris. Is 0:22:17.440 --> 0:22:22.120 he from your part of Texas? Never met him? Huh Eh? 0:22:22.320 --> 0:22:24.360 I used to live in North Texas. I never ran 0:22:24.400 --> 0:22:29.280 into mister Bobby. Maybe he's maybe he's from West Texas. 0:22:29.440 --> 0:22:32.720 Maybe that's it, these Texas men. It's like that headline 0:22:32.760 --> 0:22:34.840 the other day from the New York Post. He sees 0:22:34.880 --> 0:22:39.000 some fifteen year old American boy got lured away with 0:22:39.040 --> 0:22:41.159 the promises of a girl that he thought it was 0:22:41.160 --> 0:22:43.760 a girl he was talking to to go meet a girl, 0:22:44.200 --> 0:22:49.840 and then four illegal alien barbarians butchered this fifteen year 0:22:49.880 --> 0:22:53.000 old young man who even said final words like I 0:22:53.119 --> 0:22:55.640 just don't want to die. But they killed him anyway, 0:22:55.680 --> 0:22:58.760 because they're savages from savage cultures and they should all 0:22:58.800 --> 0:23:02.359 be thrown out a helicopter. But the headline, of course 0:23:02.440 --> 0:23:08.520 read teens. They were labeled as teens. They're always labeled 0:23:08.560 --> 0:23:12.399 as teens. Figures. Jesse, I've been listening for years. I 0:23:12.440 --> 0:23:16.679 truly enjoy the show. I've turned many, so many people 0:23:16.720 --> 0:23:20.359 on the show through the years. I consider myself an 0:23:20.440 --> 0:23:26.200 American Italian. Why do you hate me so much? I mean, 0:23:26.200 --> 0:23:31.399 we only we only have like twenty minutes left. Hey, Jesse, Hypothetically, 0:23:32.080 --> 0:23:35.159 if you worked for an employer that you had reason 0:23:35.200 --> 0:23:38.680 to believe was hiring illegal immigrants, what is your moral 0:23:38.920 --> 0:23:43.480 slash patriotic duty? Says not to say her name and 0:23:43.520 --> 0:23:50.720 I won't report them. So American Jobs, we when we 0:23:50.840 --> 0:23:55.240 discussed this problem of foreigners and hiring foreigners, you will 0:23:55.280 --> 0:23:58.159 hear people on the right talk about, well, this is 0:23:58.200 --> 0:24:03.080 why we need eve Verify. You know what ever verify is. 0:24:03.080 --> 0:24:06.240 If you don't, I've actually used it before myself. Ever 0:24:06.320 --> 0:24:12.840 Verify is you have to get documents from your new hire, passports, 0:24:12.840 --> 0:24:15.480 social Security number, things like that, and you have to 0:24:15.640 --> 0:24:20.399 upload those documents into the government database to confront you 0:24:20.440 --> 0:24:23.560 just hired a US citizen. And people will talk about 0:24:23.600 --> 0:24:28.639 this as if it's a solution. I'm not dogging on it. 0:24:28.680 --> 0:24:32.040 I'm really not. But again, I'm want to come back 0:24:32.080 --> 0:24:35.320 to this. You remember when Donald Trump gave that State 0:24:35.320 --> 0:24:37.560 of the Union, I think it was his first one 0:24:37.600 --> 0:24:40.000 he gave in his second term, and he was talking 0:24:40.040 --> 0:24:42.879 about all the one hundred and twenty year old, two 0:24:43.000 --> 0:24:46.160 hundred year old people who are still taking Social Security? 0:24:46.760 --> 0:24:49.440 Why is that a thing? Because Elon Musk was doing 0:24:49.480 --> 0:24:51.359 the doge thing and he was digging through the government. 0:24:51.520 --> 0:24:57.560 Why is that a thing? They're stealing people's social Security numbers. 0:24:58.920 --> 0:25:02.760 The reason it's a thing is these social Security numbers 0:25:03.440 --> 0:25:08.280 they don't die with you. Government employees. Let me clue 0:25:08.320 --> 0:25:15.159 you in on this. Government employees, they are selling your information, 0:25:15.640 --> 0:25:19.880 maybe while you're still alive, maybe while you're dead. So 0:25:20.000 --> 0:25:23.760 that illegal who walks in for a job and has 0:25:23.760 --> 0:25:28.760 to hand over his documentation, he comes up as an 0:25:28.760 --> 0:25:36.879 American citizen name social everything. Government is in on it 0:25:37.040 --> 0:25:41.240 at some level. It's a big scam. These people are 0:25:41.280 --> 0:25:44.560 not all walking in there with a crappy fake ID 0:25:44.800 --> 0:25:47.520 that your buddy used his home printer to print you 0:25:47.560 --> 0:25:50.679 out for in high school so you could go buy beer. 0:25:51.040 --> 0:25:56.520 These people are walking in with legitimate government identification because 0:25:56.560 --> 0:25:59.239 at some point the government is in on it, and 0:25:59.320 --> 0:26:01.480 these are our Republicans. Give them dignity. 0:26:02.240 --> 0:26:05.600 At some point in the future, another legislator will write 0:26:05.640 --> 0:26:08.800 another law to give them path to citizenship. Right now, 0:26:08.880 --> 0:26:11.199 what we need to do is to buy peace for 0:26:11.240 --> 0:26:15.000 these people, allow them to stay, to continue working because 0:26:15.040 --> 0:26:15.679 they are needed. 0:26:16.440 --> 0:26:19.399 And let's not forget Mike Waller, who can't answer the 0:26:19.520 --> 0:26:23.080 question because he didn't read the bill. He certainly didn't 0:26:23.119 --> 0:26:25.640 write the bill. And the answer to the question would 0:26:25.640 --> 0:26:27.200 horrify criminal aliens. 0:26:27.400 --> 0:26:31.080