WEBVTT - 8am Hour - Young Suitor 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:05.800 Dave Ryan Show, Katie w B. So that is that 0:00:05.880 --> 0:00:08.960 is Hunters, right, and they're from K pop Demon Hunter. 0:00:08.880 --> 0:00:10.080 And you're gonna watch that sometimes? 0:00:10.320 --> 0:00:13.280 I mean I want to. It's just not really hitting 0:00:13.360 --> 0:00:15.520 home with Susan. I'm like, you want to walk nar. 0:00:16.640 --> 0:00:18.279 She want to be a part of the cultural zeitgeist 0:00:18.280 --> 0:00:18.720 of America. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:19.640 She didn't care about that. 0:00:19.720 --> 0:00:22.639 Right, there's a store devoted to K pop coming to 0:00:22.920 --> 0:00:23.840 Mall of America. 0:00:24.000 --> 0:00:28.160 Yes, my niece was her and her two friends two 0:00:28.160 --> 0:00:28.840 other friends were the. 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:31.280 K pop demon Hunters. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:33.560 I was very confused who she was at first because 0:00:33.560 --> 0:00:35.239 she had like sort of a little crop top on 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:37.160 and I was like, I don't know what this is. 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:38.720 But then I saw the picture of her with the 0:00:38.720 --> 0:00:40.440 two other girls. I was like, oh, okay, I yeah, 0:00:40.520 --> 0:00:43.000 now they kind of have to be altogether. I'm excited 0:00:43.000 --> 0:00:45.080 for that store. My sister's really excited for that store. 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:46.159 She loves K pop. 0:00:47.920 --> 0:00:51.600 Doesn't replace Auntie Ian's pretzels. Then I'm old, well better 0:00:52.200 --> 0:00:55.080 better not better not shout out. If you're listening and 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:57.120 you want to text us, you can text anytime at 0:00:57.160 --> 0:00:59.440 k d WB one. We're always checking with that one, 0:01:00.520 --> 0:01:02.920 and I get a text that says my husband works 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:04.160 from home and I'm off today. 0:01:04.480 --> 0:01:06.520 So I'm upstairs with our daughter and he goes, I'm 0:01:06.560 --> 0:01:08.759 on Dave Ryan. I'm on Dave Ryan. 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:11.880 We come downstairs thinking he was on the radio, only 0:01:11.920 --> 0:01:14.920 to come down to find his big granny husband say, oh, 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:17.880 I meant I'm on Dave Ryan, watching Dave Ryan TV, 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:18.920 watching it live. 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:20.640 So that's good to know. 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:24.520 You can actually watch us on Dave Ryan TV on 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:28.240 YouTube every morning from what seven until about nine o'clock. 0:01:28.400 --> 0:01:30.160 Yeah, we're gonna wear our costumes this week. Is that 0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:31.560 what we're doing on Friday? 0:01:31.600 --> 0:01:32.600 Yeah? I like that idea. 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:35.760 Yeah, you can see and if you didn't get to 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:37.559 come to Boo Bash because we're keeping all our costumes 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:39.440 hush hush until Boo Bash. 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:41.039 But if you don't get to see us there, I 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:42.360 want to tell you guys so bad. 0:01:44.680 --> 0:01:48.640 Oh, no, eventually Cave last year when Cave, you did 0:01:48.680 --> 0:01:50.520 tell us eventually that you're going to be Gary Spivey. 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:52.120 But you did try to keep it a secret. You 0:01:52.120 --> 0:01:52.760 can't keep a. 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:54.440 Secret, try so hard. 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:56.680 So excited, No, I'm so excited about my costume it 0:01:56.760 --> 0:02:00.600 is probably i'd say, it's maybe even better, better than 0:02:00.600 --> 0:02:05.919 Gary Spivey. I'm very excited about Wow Matter and Bailey 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:06.320 and Jenny. 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:07.480 You have got one. Y're a duo. 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:12.480 Won't say what his is, but you can come to 0:02:12.520 --> 0:02:16.560 Boo Bash and see us on Thursday night at Mystic 0:02:16.680 --> 0:02:17.720 And what kind of duo. 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:18.639 Do you think that we're going to be? Do you 0:02:18.680 --> 0:02:20.640 think we're going to be like a funny duo? Do 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:23.280 you think we're going to be like a super pep. 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:26.360 You're going to be the outlet, You're going to be 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:28.600 the plug because Bailey wants to get plugged. 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:34.560 What Bailey is like? I've never said that. 0:02:34.639 --> 0:02:39.000 Yes, a half salt, pepper, butter and jelly. 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:44.239 The only think about food for a costume, Bailey does? 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:45.079 I do? 0:02:46.240 --> 0:02:51.000 You're probably some sort of superheroes Batman gets too hard 0:02:51.040 --> 0:02:52.639 and then watch the look of disappointment. 0:02:53.320 --> 0:02:54.320 Never get it. 0:02:54.320 --> 0:02:56.720 It's going to be a tall glass of water and 0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:59.040 then I'm just going to be someone who's thirsty straw. 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:04.840 Yeah, we'll get some more tickets for that coming up 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:10.280 right now. We do this all the time. I'm sorry. 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:12.080 Somebody just texted Dave. 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:15.320 As long as you stay in frame, I'm almost finished, 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:16.919 which is, which is. 0:03:16.880 --> 0:03:19.640 My favorite text. I'm sorry I had to laugh at 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:23.600 that way. Stay in frame, Dave, I'm almost finished. I 0:03:23.720 --> 0:03:25.560 give the camera an alluring look. 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:28.120 Do keep it on you. 0:03:29.760 --> 0:03:30.520 Let's take a trip. 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:33.160 George chest to win a trip to Los Angeles to 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:35.520 see Sabrina Carpenter at one of her sold out shows. 0:03:35.600 --> 0:03:40.400 Happens now. I'm kd W B talk. That's a keyword. Please, 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:44.200 that's please on our iHeartRadio app. 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:48.320 What stayed with you? 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:51.920 I'm bringing this up because we were laughing about this 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:55.240 the other day and when I was in about fifth 0:03:55.280 --> 0:04:00.720 grade or so, my best friend scott sister Bobby. He said, 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:06.000 you got a snoopy belly and I've never forgotten that, 0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:06.760 And you were. 0:04:06.720 --> 0:04:08.800 Excited about yourself the other day to me, I think 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:11.240 I was the only one in the studio, and I go, Dave, 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:14.000 it's just the way gosh. I was like, I've never 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:16.160 thought of that before in my life. And I would never. 0:04:16.040 --> 0:04:18.600 Say that to somebody I was. I usually walk around 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:20.320 with him a backswede, you know what I mean. My 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:25.040 head is like over like goes back past my butt. Yeah. So, 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:32.240 so in fifth grade or so, my best friend's sister said, 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:34.800 you have a snoopy belly and it hasn't haunted me, 0:04:35.240 --> 0:04:38.600 but I never forgot that right. So I want to 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:41.040 ask you a question out of the blue, totally at random. 0:04:41.120 --> 0:04:46.520 What has stayed with you? Bailey Jenny Vaughnt. Does anybody 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:51.479 have something that somebody saidness that stayed with you? 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:52.200 Vaunt? Yeah? 0:04:52.200 --> 0:04:53.800 I was dating this girl in high school and I 0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:56.640 don't know why. I just you know, stupid high school relationships. 0:04:56.640 --> 0:04:58.440 But I could never get her to open up to me. 0:04:58.520 --> 0:05:00.840 So we finally had broke up. She wasted no time 0:05:00.880 --> 0:05:03.160 getting with the new guy, and he was at her 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:05.159 family functions and I said to her, I was like, 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:07.440 how the hell? And she said to me, she was like, 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:09.440 I don't know what it was about you, but something 0:05:09.480 --> 0:05:11.719 about you. I just never felt comfortable talking to you. 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:14.880 Him it's so easy, And I was like, it stays. Wow, 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:18.680 that stung. Yeah, that was her, though. 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:20.520 You know what I mean, that's not an all encompassing 0:05:20.600 --> 0:05:22.240 kind of a thing, because I feel like I can 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:23.160 be very open with you. 0:05:23.279 --> 0:05:23.919 I appreciate it. 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:26.480 Wow, what stayed with you? 0:05:26.600 --> 0:05:26.840 Yeah? 0:05:27.120 --> 0:05:29.360 I got bullied a lot as a kid, mostly being 0:05:29.360 --> 0:05:31.719 told I looked like a boy, but I had short hair, 0:05:31.760 --> 0:05:33.120 So I was kind of like, yeah, you know what, 0:05:33.200 --> 0:05:34.000 I do, look like a boy. 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:35.120 My hair is really short. 0:05:35.320 --> 0:05:38.240 But one year somebody told me that I looked like 0:05:38.279 --> 0:05:41.640 a rottweiler and then started calling me dog's face. 0:05:42.279 --> 0:05:48.000 Thank you, it's. 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:51.240 Yeah, And so that has now stuck with me now anytime, 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:53.320 like I'll wake up in the middle of the night, 0:05:53.360 --> 0:05:55.040 like going to the bathroom, see my face, and I'll be. 0:05:55.000 --> 0:05:56.760 Like, I look like wake. 0:05:59.440 --> 0:05:59.920 So dog. 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:00.800 Yes. 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:03.640 Stuck with me for a while. 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:07.560 Like that stick with you, like maybe your grandma said something. 0:06:07.880 --> 0:06:10.440 I've told this story before. My grandma was little, like 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:12.919 five years old, and she was showing off because her 0:06:13.000 --> 0:06:15.640 mom had a friend over. And my grandma's mom said 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:18.200 to my grandma, you be quiet. Nobody wants to hear 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:20.560 what you have to say. And that stuck with her 0:06:20.600 --> 0:06:24.240 her entire life, and she was very shy because of that. 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:26.719 Be careful what you say to your kids, because I 0:06:26.760 --> 0:06:29.000 don't never know. I told cars, I said, stop it, 0:06:29.040 --> 0:06:33.719 you're being so blank and weird, and I worried that 0:06:33.720 --> 0:06:38.200 that stuck with him and breaking breaking the recorder over 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:38.760 my knee. 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:45.719 Give me that what stuck with you, Jenny. 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:48.120 Quite a few things, but one right off the top 0:06:48.160 --> 0:06:50.000 of my head is the fact that in the third 0:06:50.040 --> 0:06:53.359 grade I was standing up and behind me, my so 0:06:53.560 --> 0:06:56.960 called like best friend at the time started talking to 0:06:57.000 --> 0:07:00.040 another friend about how I have a bubble butt, and 0:06:59.880 --> 0:07:01.560 I was so hurt. 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:04.040 Because back then, back then, it was not cool. 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:06.520 I was old to have any kind of junk in 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:08.520 the trunk. It was not a cool thing. And so 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:11.200 I all for a very long time, I was very 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:14.720 self conscious about having a larger backside because I came 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:16.920 out the womb with this butt. Let me tell you, 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:23.720 it's not a workout routine. It's just how I was born. Yes, 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:24.600 three of them. 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:28.120 So what stuck with you? And just send me a 0:07:28.120 --> 0:07:30.560 text to Katie WB one five nine to one. It's 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:32.320 also on Facebook. We got there's a. 0:07:32.240 --> 0:07:35.000 Bunch of ones on Facebook, Amy said. A boy in 0:07:35.040 --> 0:07:38.480 eighth grade told me I was as big as shamou. 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:44.720 My grandpa also asked me what I was eating to 0:07:44.720 --> 0:07:45.440 get so big. 0:07:45.760 --> 0:07:49.280 Oh, Grandma's do that though? Yeause, grandpa, wasn't it? 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:52.080 Yeah? That was grandpa grandparents? Yeah, Tammy said. 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:53.840 A girl in middle school made fun of my ears 0:07:53.880 --> 0:07:57.080 and called me little elf girl because of my elf ears, 0:07:58.400 --> 0:07:59.880 I'm sure, yeah, oh. 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:03.800 Buddy, and it stays with you. Sometimes you forget about it. Yeah, 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:06.600 but a lot of the times you remember these little barbers. 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:08.600 Oh this is so sad, Rain says. 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:10.720 In fifth grade, my grandma told me the song I 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:14.000 sang at karaoke wasn't very good. I'm sure it wasn't, 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:16.800 but I never sang for her again. And then I 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:20.840 went on to be a music the musical theater major. Anyway, Yeah, 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:24.360 I still pursued something that you enjoyed, even though Grandma 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:25.800 didn't like your karaoke. 0:08:25.960 --> 0:08:27.760 Some of them are like really weird too. 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:31.920 Like I had one of my dad's like other next 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:35.200 wife after my mom. Her parents once made fun of 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:36.839 me because I peed too loud. 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:40.640 I truly, it was like the middle of the night. 0:08:40.640 --> 0:08:42.120 I got up to use the bathroom, when when I 0:08:42.160 --> 0:08:45.040 came out, she was like in the hallway and she goes, gosh, 0:08:45.040 --> 0:08:49.040 you peece so loud. And so this was my dad's 0:08:49.080 --> 0:08:53.600 wife's mother, so my stepmom's mother who told me that, 0:08:53.920 --> 0:08:55.040 and I lived with that. 0:08:55.120 --> 0:08:57.599 Truly. I would wait until everyone was gone out of 0:08:57.640 --> 0:08:58.520 the bathroom before I. 0:08:58.480 --> 0:09:00.000 Would turn the sprinklers. 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:01.040 It just came to me. 0:09:01.080 --> 0:09:02.800 I'm like, oh, This really did stick with me until 0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:04.240 you get to college and then you really have no 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:05.880 choice and you have to pee when other people in 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:06.199 the room. 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:08.520 We have a bunch of text messages. 0:09:08.760 --> 0:09:12.280 Yeah, I think that everybody has something that is stuck 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:12.600 with him. 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:14.880 Five nine to ones and text. By the way, somebody 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:18.120 said my mom was called can opener nose. Oh that's rough. 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:20.200 Wait, your mom was called can opener nose. 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:22.360 That's what the text says, probably like a beak like nose. 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:25.520 Think of like a metal, little handheld can opener that's 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:26.360 got the pointy end. 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:28.360 Yeah, can openers. 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:33.000 No another text Everybody used to call me chit or 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:35.120 everybody used to say I smelt like a chimneys because 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:36.760 my parents smoked in the house all the time. 0:09:37.400 --> 0:09:39.079 That's sad. Yeah, that is sad. 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:41.040 Somebody once told me I walked like I had a 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:43.240 stick up my butt. We'll never forget that and who 0:09:43.280 --> 0:09:45.320 it was that said that. That's the other thing. You 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:47.640 will always remember the names of these people. I love 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:50.360 it anytime Dave calls when his bullies out, because those 0:09:50.400 --> 0:09:51.840 people stick with you. 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:53.319 Yeah, Alex, this. 0:09:53.320 --> 0:09:55.800 One I remember. I've told you the kid named Billy 0:09:55.840 --> 0:09:58.840 Deverel and we didn't have any money. In ninth grade, 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:01.600 Billy Deverel lived. Our school was divided into the rich 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:03.959 section and the poor section. I lived in the poor section, 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:08.200 and I had Kmart shoes, and Billy Deverrell did it 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:12.120 on purpose to embarrass me. He's like, hey, are those Adidas, 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:15.040 knowing full well they weren't Adidas. 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:18.000 Oh well, then he made you feel you know, small. 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:21.080 No, absolutely, yes, he was like they were tracks t 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:22.880 R A X Kmart's finus. 0:10:23.360 --> 0:10:24.480 Yeah, this is interesting. 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:27.160 Dave Cheryl said, a yoga instructor once said that the 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:30.679 way you walk shows your age. Now I always watch 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:33.360 my posture because you were just saying that, Like the 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:35.440 way you stand is like an arch and whatever. 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:39.160 Yeah, the stand up. Hey, we're gonna take a break. 0:10:39.160 --> 0:10:40.520 We'll do more of these in a second. Here, what 0:10:40.840 --> 0:10:45.240 stuck with you? Send me a text at KDWB one. 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:49.000 We'll have more Boo Badge tickets for you, and then 0:10:49.000 --> 0:10:51.520 we'll have more another Sabrina Carpenter keyword coming up on 0:10:51.640 --> 0:10:54.800 The Dave Ryan Show Monday version on Katie. But if 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:57.120 you miss any of it, go back and listen. You 0:10:57.120 --> 0:11:00.280 can listen in the free iHeartRadio app to any thing 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:02.480 that you missed, whether it's last week or last hour. 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:05.439 Just looked for Dave Ryan Show on the iHeart app. 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:10.280 And TV live on YouTube and the iHeartRadio app. 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:11.760 It's one on one point three. 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:12.679 Kd w B. 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:15.960 I're on YouTube right now if you want to watch. Oh, 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:17.720 by the way, if you want to go do my 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:20.320 slow cooker Sunday. I know it's weird for like a 0:11:20.360 --> 0:11:23.079 really cool radio DJ to talk about a slow cooker. 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:24.640 And what I mean really cool radio DJ? 0:11:24.840 --> 0:11:25.280 Your mom? 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:27.920 WHOA, she's gonna be on in a second too. 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:30.360 Yeah, I know she's gonna be on. She was on 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:31.359 this weekend. 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:34.280 Like that. 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:38.920 Oh yeah, okay, keep going with your So. 0:11:39.720 --> 0:11:42.439 I made a slow cooker Sunday hot to Molly Pie, 0:11:42.840 --> 0:11:45.360 and I would say it was probably about a one 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:46.319 and a half star out of five. 0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:47.800 Who it was not that good. 0:11:48.080 --> 0:11:50.440 It was so easy to make, and I would say, 0:11:50.440 --> 0:11:52.720 if you want to try it, throw some extra Mexican 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:55.800 spices in there because it was kind of bland. What 0:11:55.840 --> 0:11:59.520 did you start with a chili powder? Chili mix like 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:02.200 a ball like the mccormicks chili mix. Yeah, and then 0:12:02.240 --> 0:12:04.600 tomatoes and who cares corn and whatever? And then I 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:07.319 used with ground turkey, so it was healthier. We put 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:09.920 sour cream and whatever on top, and it was it 0:12:10.000 --> 0:12:12.679 was okay. It was more like a dip. But you 0:12:12.679 --> 0:12:15.640 want to get the recipe, it's on You've already lost entrance. 0:12:15.679 --> 0:12:16.880 Bailey's eyes are rolling back. 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:19.760 No, I'm reading all of these things of What's Stuck 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:20.040 with You? 0:12:20.080 --> 0:12:21.240 And so you're not paying attention. 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:22.560 No, I'm not. I don't care. 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:25.120 About your slow cooker story. I'm looking at you, but 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:26.360 I'm also not paying attention. 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:29.000 You've mastered that. You go, uh huh. 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:34.360 If you want it's on Dave ryanshow dot com under 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:36.040 the Dave tab. You want to see the video, it 0:12:36.080 --> 0:12:39.000 is on Dave Ryan. Katie would be on my Instagram. 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:41.120 We asked a little while ago, we said what's stuck 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:46.319 with you? And everybody has something that somebody said years 0:12:46.360 --> 0:12:48.640 ago that is stuck with you. 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:51.520 For example, this tex says, my mom said I can't 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:55.800 wear lipstick because I look like a muppet. 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:58.000 You all these years later. 0:12:58.280 --> 0:13:00.679 This one says before swimming field trip in fourth grade, 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:03.400 someone said, I bet Chelsea wears a one piece. It 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:06.280 hurt at the time, but now it's so funny. What 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:08.200 a random thing to be like, I bet she wears 0:13:08.200 --> 0:13:10.560 a one piece. Getting ready in the morning, my dad 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:12.520 walked by and said, you can't polish a turd. 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:15.079 Oh, daddy, Dad. 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:17.000 Here's this one. 0:13:17.080 --> 0:13:17.360 Yeah. 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:19.360 I was sitting on the edge of the pool and 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:22.280 my aunt told my mom that I had more roles 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:26.160 than a bakery cheese. I was about ten years old. 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:28.079 It stuck with me for twenty five years. 0:13:28.240 --> 0:13:31.400 Oh, more roles than a bakery. Jeez, that's cue. We're 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:31.800 learning that. 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:33.880 There clearly was a lot of fat shaming back in 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:35.280 the day that stuck with everyone. 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:36.800 Yes, for the day. 0:13:36.880 --> 0:13:39.920 It was like that, you know, your grandparents or great 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:44.080 grandparents or whatever. They Actually that was probably a common thing. 0:13:44.440 --> 0:13:46.120 It never did any good. It just in here. 0:13:46.120 --> 0:13:48.400 It is fifty years later for some people they still 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:48.800 remember it. 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:49.080 Yeah. 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:50.440 It was in high school. 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:52.320 One of those popular girls that I looked like the 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:54.959 supporting actress and ten things I had about you because 0:13:55.000 --> 0:13:58.839 she wasn't very pretty. She was you look like the 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:02.760 supporting character. She's not that pretty. What a weird thing 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:05.800 to get somebody for this, one said. All of second grade, 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:07.719 I was called Maria Diarrhea. 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:11.600 Probably because she pooped in her pain, Probably because or 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:12.920 not maybe it's just a funny name. 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:16.000 Where's the one about the Okay? Can I read this one? 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:16.280 Yeah? 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:16.680 Okay. 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:19.480 I have a flat nose, so all the way through 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:22.200 my childhood I was always made fun of for it, like, hey, 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:26.280 flat nose or flat face from outer space. It still 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:29.040 bothers me at fifty four years old. But plastic surgery 0:14:29.120 --> 0:14:29.960 is so expensive. 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:31.680 It's true, it is. 0:14:31.840 --> 0:14:32.440 I'm sure it is. 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:34.440 Some one says hairstyle is here. On my very first 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:37.480 day ever taking clients after cosmetology school, I had an 0:14:37.520 --> 0:14:39.320 adult come in and she asked if I was married. 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:40.960 I said yes, and then she asked if I was 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:43.160 pregnant and I said no, and her response was, well, 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:44.680 you must have ate a lot of wedding cake. 0:14:44.760 --> 0:14:44.960 Then. 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:49.680 Oh wow, these things, these are things that stick with. 0:14:49.640 --> 0:14:50.400 You, sinces. 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:52.200 My grandma told me not to grow up my banks 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:53.800 because my forehead is too big for that. 0:14:57.080 --> 0:15:00.520 You need them to cover up your forehead. I also 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:02.480 have a big forehead. I was always called alien head 0:15:02.480 --> 0:15:03.440 by this guy named b. J. 0:15:03.560 --> 0:15:03.960 Wagner. 0:15:04.000 --> 0:15:07.040 And when he called me at one time, I was like, okay, Bj, 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:09.360 you talked to. 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:14.920 Eight, that's funny. I'm a guy. I was like twelve 0:15:15.000 --> 0:15:16.760 or fourteen years old, I came out of the bathroom. 0:15:16.760 --> 0:15:19.000 My mom said to me, you have a strong stream. 0:15:20.080 --> 0:15:21.880 Since then, I never stand when I pee. I am 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:24.240 thirty eight years old. Now, well, when you're twelve and 0:15:24.280 --> 0:15:26.520 fourteen years old, you pee like a fire hydrant. 0:15:26.680 --> 0:15:29.920 I think yes, all men that point, because I think 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:32.280 all men really pee loud, like. 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:34.720 Really loud, unless you if you get a prostate problem. 0:15:34.760 --> 0:15:36.200 Now it's it's more like a trickle. 0:15:36.240 --> 0:15:38.760 Oh really, yeah, it always just sounds like no. No, 0:15:39.520 --> 0:15:40.240 on the side of that. 0:15:40.360 --> 0:15:42.880 You're the one. Didn't your grandma tell you pee really loud? 0:15:42.960 --> 0:15:43.120 Yeah? 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:45.600 But I was just paying normal and I was sitting. 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:46.800 Do you still pee really loud? 0:15:46.840 --> 0:15:51.720 I don't think so. I'm I've been in the bathroom mother. 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:54.440 Do I fink loud? It's like Niagara falls? 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:54.880 Really? 0:15:55.080 --> 0:15:56.480 Is it storming outside? 0:15:56.560 --> 0:15:56.760 Oh? 0:15:56.840 --> 0:16:03.400 No? Did they put sprinkles in the bath Someone We'll do. 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:06.840 A couple of more of these. What's stuck with you? 0:16:06.960 --> 0:16:09.720 Somebody said something when you were a kid, that's stuck 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:14.320 with you? Hi, Jamie, Hi, what stuck with you? 0:16:15.800 --> 0:16:16.040 Well? 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:20.520 I have the stick Bybrosa. So I was a very scrownny, 0:16:20.640 --> 0:16:23.960 skinny child. And it was very, very hard to keep waiting. 0:16:24.640 --> 0:16:27.560 And I'll never forget. A girl came up to me 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:31.360 in high school and said, you you are so skinny. 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:36.640 That's so gross. And ever since then, I always looked 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:40.600 at myself as gross because I was so skinny. 0:16:40.760 --> 0:16:43.800 And that sticks with you. Isn't that awful? 0:16:44.160 --> 0:16:45.880 It's like one little And if you were to talk 0:16:45.920 --> 0:16:49.400 to this girl today, yeah, she would have no memory 0:16:50.040 --> 0:16:53.680 of this at all. Isn't it funny how our minds work. 0:16:53.880 --> 0:16:56.400 Is like you say something, say the axe forgets, but 0:16:56.480 --> 0:16:57.720 the tree remembers. 0:16:57.880 --> 0:16:58.080 Yes. 0:16:58.440 --> 0:17:00.760 I went to a birthday party with a bunch of 0:17:00.760 --> 0:17:02.360 people that I knew in high school that I hadn't 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:05.119 seen since high school a couple of years ago, and TJ. 0:17:05.320 --> 0:17:07.119 Ryerson, if you're listening, I'm so sorry. 0:17:07.160 --> 0:17:09.199 He was like, I remember, on the first day of 0:17:09.240 --> 0:17:12.399 freshman year, you told me I shouldn't wear horizontal stripes. 0:17:12.600 --> 0:17:13.040 And you did. 0:17:13.240 --> 0:17:15.240