WEBVTT - HR. 1 – Ghost of Sauce’s Waffles 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:02.640 Name is Chris Hucky. No meets us today, but Corey'll 0:00:02.680 --> 0:00:05.080 be here. And I believe max O and probably Zach 0:00:05.120 --> 0:00:07.360 So at a casto with thousands. We have initials major 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:09.120 today with a lot. I guess in today, and I'm 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:12.200 hoping Ben will actually step by. I miss Ben. It's 0:00:12.200 --> 0:00:14.280 been too long, so let's get things starting and see 0:00:14.280 --> 0:00:16.440 what happens. There's Jim gaffickin comedy on a Monday morning. 0:00:16.640 --> 0:00:17.280 Come on in. 0:00:17.960 --> 0:00:19.200 I am glad you are here. 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:21.360 Do you ever find yourself being lazy for no reason 0:00:21.360 --> 0:00:23.520 at all? Like you pick up your mail, You go 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:25.599 in your house, you realize you have a letter for 0:00:25.640 --> 0:00:27.800 a neighbor. You just look at the letter and go, mmm, 0:00:28.160 --> 0:00:34.120 looks like they're never getting this. Take too much energy 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:35.760 to go back outside. 0:00:36.600 --> 0:00:38.519 You might like stick it on a bureau han, I 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:40.080 get that to them later on. 0:00:42.280 --> 0:00:44.519 Right now, I gotta watch some Love Connections. 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:47.840 I got some new host on there. 0:00:49.920 --> 0:00:51.600 Do you ever have one thing to do all day 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:52.559 but you just can't. 0:00:52.320 --> 0:00:55.279 Get yourself to do it. I gotta go to the 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:59.320 post office, but I'd probably have to put on pants. 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:03.160 They're only open till five. 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:08.320 You'm gonna have to do that next week, I have 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:09.720 a little more free time. 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:13.360 I never have free time. Yeah, I don't know about you. 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:14.760 Whenever I go to the you ever go to the 0:01:14.800 --> 0:01:16.800 cash machine, there's two people in line in front of 0:01:16.840 --> 0:01:20.520 you get kind of flush. You're like, forget it. I'm 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:22.399 not standing here for forty seconds. 0:01:23.760 --> 0:01:25.000 I got things to do. 0:01:25.560 --> 0:01:51.200 Okay, burning, no sweetfles? 0:01:52.440 --> 0:01:54.800 You having a stroke? Maybe it's stinton. 0:01:56.240 --> 0:01:58.840 Isn't burnt toast? The sun of a stroke? Does it 0:01:58.920 --> 0:01:59.840 smell like burnt toast? 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:04.240 It doesn't know? It spells like a waffle? We wait. 0:02:04.320 --> 0:02:06.760 Sauce used to make waffles every day, but he's not 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:07.400 here to day. 0:02:08.480 --> 0:02:10.920 Am I smelling the ghost of sauces waffles? 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:18.000 The title of the podcast? I don't know if it's 0:02:18.040 --> 0:02:21.360 a dead waffle smell? Is it a blue waffle? Is sad? 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:27.079 You should google it? I MAXO, Hey, Max, you smell waffles? 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:30.960 I don't. That's so weird. Zach do you smell waffles? Nope? 0:02:31.360 --> 0:02:31.680 Weird? 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:34.000 I don't know, dude, Are you all right? That probably not? 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:35.919 Who knows what happened. 0:02:35.919 --> 0:02:38.239 That's that's a pretty optimistic way to look at the world. 0:02:38.280 --> 0:02:39.840 I would always like to smell waffle. 0:02:39.919 --> 0:02:40.079 Yeah. 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:41.560 Twenty four hours a day. 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:46.680 You know, I'd be sad if that was the smell 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:48.680 like of a having a stroke, because I'd be like. 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:51.280 Man, this is delicious. Yeah, terrible news. 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:55.880 But I guess I do what I love, which is 0:02:55.919 --> 0:02:56.639 eating waffles. 0:02:56.800 --> 0:02:59.880 I do love eating waffles. Yeah, that's about as good 0:02:59.880 --> 0:03:00.600 as guess. Yeah. 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:03.360 Man, a little butter in there, little butter and now 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:06.760 sure butter, Sure, a little syrup. 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:12.919 All the ingredients. Man, that's all I need. Butter and syrup. Yeah, 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:14.239 that's enough. Powdered sugar too. 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:21.079 Pornography once in a while, rechanging subjects are just adding. 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:21.800 To the waffle ingredients. 0:03:21.840 --> 0:03:23.400 I was talking about my perfect morning. 0:03:26.400 --> 0:03:29.440 Uh, this morning will not feature Paul Meetz Os Lambert. 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:34.760 He's in Geneva, Switzerland, there he was. 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:37.960 Umm, he'll be back in a couple of days. 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:41.240 Man, But we do have quarter final number eight of 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:46.720 the Initials Invitational, Zachary Halverson versus Justin Guard versus Lower Goose. 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:49.160 He'll be here at like seven thirty. The Goose, yep, 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:51.040 the Goose will be here at like seven thirty. Barb 0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:53.880 will be We'll be here around eight or so, and 0:03:53.960 --> 0:03:56.200 Audrey Martin will be here about seven thirty as well, 0:03:56.360 --> 0:03:58.280 and yes, Ben will be here for about an hour. 0:03:58.400 --> 0:04:01.760 Good good, because I miss the Man's like, where's he Ben? 0:04:01.920 --> 0:04:05.800 He's been in Auburn dropping off his daughter and it 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:08.960 looks like it's been emotional. Can't blame him, but I 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:11.560 can't wait to ask him about the boys trip down there, 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:14.160 the road trip down because I remember the the three fellas 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:17.400 drove and the two ladies flew, which is a great 0:04:17.480 --> 0:04:18.520 metaphor for marriage. 0:04:18.560 --> 0:04:18.960 Anyway. 0:04:19.160 --> 0:04:24.680 Yeah, you guys drive, we're flying probably first class, right, 0:04:25.240 --> 0:04:27.839 and they rented like a bug. 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:34.640 There was no room the bug. Yeah, hartis probably oh man, gotta. 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:39.600 Stopped Atoma on the way to Auburn to Joe gar 0:04:40.080 --> 0:04:42.520 geographical ody that. 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:44.159 And hot box plunts. 0:04:44.760 --> 0:04:48.599 It probably maybe stopped at a strip clever two just 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:51.039 to stay awake, right, support the locally. 0:04:51.560 --> 0:04:54.280 Ben's like, Dad's got to wake up. You kids stay here, 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:58.680 you all wait in the car. Everybody'd be cool, crack 0:04:58.760 --> 0:04:59.560 the windows. 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:06.120 Fine, that has happened that a kid in the parking 0:05:06.120 --> 0:05:07.960 lot of a strip club waiting for dad. 0:05:07.800 --> 0:05:11.400 To come back out, No doubt a lot, way too 0:05:11.400 --> 0:05:14.960 many times, especially in the iPad era. 0:05:15.240 --> 0:05:17.920 Oh yeah, watch bubble guppies. 0:05:17.960 --> 0:05:20.080 You'd be fine, I'll be back in four hours. 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:22.920 Do they put a sign on the window saying he's fine? 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:24.160 The air conditionings on? 0:05:25.760 --> 0:05:28.320 Well, luckily it's mostly at night, right, so the son 0:05:28.400 --> 0:05:30.440 is not a huge factor, of course, So you just 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:32.440 locked the doors and give him the old iPad. 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:32.960 Right. 0:05:32.960 --> 0:05:35.599 Plus Dad's so much happier when he comes out. You know, 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:38.960 it's a little different, but does smell funny? 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:42.159 Yeah? Yeah, and he's glittered. 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:45.719 Dad. Are we going home? Note? No runn into the ATM. 0:05:45.880 --> 0:05:46.960 We'll be right where you. 0:05:46.960 --> 0:05:50.640 Oh, never go atm. Never if you pay extra. 0:05:51.920 --> 0:05:54.800 Hey, banana ball took over the town man man, everybody 0:05:54.800 --> 0:05:56.640 went Craig, everybody went crazy for us. 0:05:56.800 --> 0:05:57.960 Good for that. I thought it was going to be 0:05:58.000 --> 0:05:59.440 kind of one of those like all right, they're here 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:01.840 and then they're going on. Zach, I know you went, 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:04.159 did Max? Do you go? Anybody else? Go the tickets? 0:06:04.160 --> 0:06:05.560 I mean it was a hard ticket to get, is 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:06.640 that right? In a lottery like. 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:09.200 Gerzy couldn't even get in and it's Gersey. 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:12.279 No, Zach, were you there for iron Lotus catch? Yes? 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:14.919 Oh the thing I've ever seen. I can't believe it. 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:18.760 Dude, Wait, nuts, just google this because if you didn't 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:22.000 see a second of banana ball, the Savannah bananas in town. 0:06:23.120 --> 0:06:26.680 This iron lotus catch is one of the most preposterous 0:06:26.680 --> 0:06:27.960 things in the history of sports. 0:06:28.240 --> 0:06:31.680 And I know it's it's not a Major League Baseball game, right. 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:33.920 So, like they can afford to try to do crazy 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:37.279 stuff because if he drops it, who cares. So the 0:06:37.400 --> 0:06:41.120 risk is zero, there's no downside, But my god, the 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:43.520 upside is gigantic because everybody's saying. 0:06:43.320 --> 0:06:46.000 How is this possible? How did he do it? Well? 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:48.120 Didn't they say? It was also the first time that 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:48.799 it was done. 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:51.800 This you're talking about the same the backflip one, I 0:06:51.800 --> 0:06:53.520 think on the announce on the play by play guy 0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:55.280 said that was the first time that one one was done. 0:06:55.400 --> 0:06:57.800 Specific man, I like that he has no sleeves on 0:06:57.800 --> 0:06:58.239 his shirt. 0:06:58.520 --> 0:07:02.200 He went for it, So I assume the iron lotus 0:07:02.279 --> 0:07:05.719 is a reference to Blades of Glory, same iron lotus. 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:08.120 I mean, yeah, right, because that's that's what he does 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:11.040 with the skates on. Yeah, yeah, that's important. I couldn't 0:07:11.080 --> 0:07:13.320 do that and not even try to catch a ball. 0:07:13.360 --> 0:07:17.320 I couldn't do that on a trampoline, on trampoline or 0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:20.920 mini tramp which is you know, little people. 0:07:22.720 --> 0:07:26.920 All Right, that's pretty cool. Did that place just go 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:28.560 absolutely insane when he did that? 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:31.440 Yeah, even the players were like the game kind of 0:07:31.520 --> 0:07:34.320 stopped for a few moments there because it was like 0:07:34.360 --> 0:07:37.160 everybody was just acknowledging, like, oh my gosh, did that 0:07:37.240 --> 0:07:40.400 actually happen? And the replays we're sick. And I mean 0:07:40.400 --> 0:07:43.000 that whole experience. I mean that it is the real deal. 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:47.720 And I was a little skeptical going in. That's kind 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:49.560 of why I wanted to go. And I found like 0:07:50.120 --> 0:07:53.040 they have their own ticket exchange. There's forty bucks at 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:54.960 the end of the day to get in there. That's 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:57.680 not bad, no, and so they have a ticket exchange, 0:07:57.680 --> 0:08:00.040 and so I just was refreshing throughout the day and 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:01.720 one of them came up, and you know, I was 0:08:01.760 --> 0:08:03.640 just going to go solo. So that made it obviously 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:08.040 easier as impossible to find a pair or more. But yeah, 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:11.760 going in there, they what they do, they do it 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:16.679 very very well. They do seem genuine It's definitely little corny, 0:08:17.120 --> 0:08:20.240 definitely a little cheesy here and there, but at the 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:22.800 end of the day, it's it's a really, really fun 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:26.880 couple hours of entertainment that you really can't get anywhere. 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:29.280 Else, so start to finish. How long was it? I 0:08:29.320 --> 0:08:30.680 mean two and a half hours. 0:08:30.680 --> 0:08:33.840 Basically they say get there like the real show stuff 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:35.800 starts at like six point thirty and then they have 0:08:35.880 --> 0:08:37.319 a two hour clock, and I guess it was a 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:41.160 little bit longer because it went to showdowns, which I 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:44.280 was tied. And the way they break ties and banana 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:47.840 ball is that you have a pitcher, a fielder and 0:08:47.880 --> 0:08:50.520 a batter for the first round, so the batter can 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:53.640 hit the ball into like center field, the pitcher or 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:56.560 in the first round, the fielder has to run and 0:08:56.600 --> 0:08:59.200 get it before the batter gets home, which the first 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:02.440 round either batter can return home. So the second round 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:05.400 there was no fielder and so the pitcher has to 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:08.599 run from the mound to like right setter field. The 0:09:08.679 --> 0:09:10.560 mother time he got there, the guy was already back 0:09:10.600 --> 0:09:14.000 and the game was over. So it was yeah, it 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:16.080 was really Like I said, the whole weekend was awesome, 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:18.560 and I just I got to see Saturday Night and 0:09:18.559 --> 0:09:23.160 that was one of the cooler baseball just sports experiences 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:24.160 I've ever had. 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:26.480 I have a million questions because I don't and I 0:09:27.000 --> 0:09:30.160 just I don't understand. So is uh are the Are 0:09:30.200 --> 0:09:32.079 the bananas like the Harlem Globe trotters? 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:35.160 Yep, well they say of kind of. But aren't they 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:37.640 playing The game is played in earnest Yeah, right. 0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:41.559 The game is played there trying to win. There's more 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:43.839 than just the one team now that they play against, 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:45.559 because I think they started with just the bananas and 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:46.400 the party animals, but. 0:09:46.880 --> 0:09:48.320 Different rules and everything. Yes. 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:51.240 Yeah, for example, in the Twin Cities broke the all 0:09:51.320 --> 0:09:55.080 time Savannah banana records. Awesome, if a fan catches a 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:59.480 foul ball, the batter's out and I believe the Twin 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:02.080 Cities ten and that was the all time record. 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:06.880 Yeah, ten ten on Saturday alone. I think I don't know, 0:10:07.000 --> 0:10:10.680 fourteen to fifteen plus over the weekend. But yeah, we 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:14.160 broke the record. They acknowledged it after the game, and yeah, 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:16.160 it's fun. Whenever the ball goes into the stands, you're 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:20.720 rooting for the fan to make a clay catch. 0:10:20.720 --> 0:10:24.959 And we did it better than anybody apparently, so and so, like. 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:27.959 You know what it would take all day free you 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:29.720 explain it to me, but so never mind. 0:10:30.200 --> 0:10:31.079 But I just like. 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:34.480 They have like old major leaguers jump in there, like 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:36.800 Brian Joser played Trevor May, who was on our show 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:38.920 back in the day a little bit Trevor May played, 0:10:39.000 --> 0:10:39.800 so you have like. 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:42.760 Well, then sometimes I have celebrities sure up, like I 0:10:42.760 --> 0:10:44.680 think they are in New Orleans once and Drew Brees 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:47.760 came out, John Cena came out before. So they just 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:49.920 have random It's like all part of the bit, sure, 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:54.280 But yes, in general, I think the Globe Trotters are 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:57.800 still the best analogy because it is quote, entertainment first, 0:10:57.840 --> 0:11:02.640 baseball second. Regardless of hall Hart, they're actually trying, which 0:11:02.679 --> 0:11:04.360 sounds like they are trying. They're trying to win, they're 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:05.679 trying to hit the ball. They're going to do well, 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:09.160 but ultimately they're doing things like the Iron Lotus because 0:11:09.200 --> 0:11:11.040 it's entertainment first, baseball second. 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:12.920 That's sick man. 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:15.480 Thats you know what's crazy is the first couple of 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:18.800 times that I saw it on TV, the replay, I'm like, 0:11:18.880 --> 0:11:21.120 I wanted him to slow it down even more because 0:11:21.120 --> 0:11:23.200 I'm like, I need to fully grasp what he's even 0:11:23.240 --> 0:11:26.520 trying to do. Because he does a flip, he eyes 0:11:26.559 --> 0:11:29.959 the ball, it's like a pop fly to what right 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:30.480 left field? 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:32.479 Oh, sorry left field, it was left field. 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:36.199 And he does a flip and catches it mid flip, 0:11:36.720 --> 0:11:39.080 so he has to kind of backhand the ball so 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:42.080 he eyes it and then just has to gamble. But 0:11:42.120 --> 0:11:43.640 he's just got a guess like, all right, it's going 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:45.840 to be right about here. I'm just gonna have to 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:48.840 flip and hope my glove snags it, and it does. 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:50.640 It has to be timed perfectly. 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:53.280 I wonder, Zach, did you see does that kind of 0:11:53.320 --> 0:11:56.120 thing happen, like attempts happen and then it fails in 0:11:56.160 --> 0:11:57.679 the middle of a game because he's had to have 0:11:57.720 --> 0:12:00.319 tried them a couple of times that it didn't work right. 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:02.520 No, I mean I didn't they I think there was 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:05.960 maybe one or two failed trick plays, But they don't. 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:10.040 They usually they usually achieve them. I guess they'd usually 0:12:10.080 --> 0:12:13.400 get them done. And trick plays are a part of 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:17.560 the game. They do count them, and then if the 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:21.360 visiting team, which was the Bananas, if they have more 0:12:21.720 --> 0:12:24.240 trick plays at the end of the game than the 0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:27.240 home team, they get an extra point at the end. 0:12:27.960 --> 0:12:30.560 So it is there's a competitive Is there somebody that 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:31.560 explains the rules? 0:12:31.760 --> 0:12:34.440 Yes, they at the beginning of every game. They've got 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:37.000 Actually they explained it like three times before the game. 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:39.520 They even have a QR code during the end that 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:42.000 they put on the scoreboard to like it. You know, 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:44.640 that'll like you can go to your phone and they'll explain. 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:47.839 But they they actually I mean, like I said, it's 0:12:47.840 --> 0:12:51.800 actually pretty rare that they actually fail at the trick play. 0:12:52.040 --> 0:12:54.240 And that one was one of the first ones of 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:57.200 the night, so it kind of ruined every other trick 0:12:57.280 --> 0:13:01.040 play after it, because every it was all cool, you know, 0:13:01.440 --> 0:13:04.920 caught one between your legs. Great, that had no comparison 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:07.000 to the one we saw earlier, but still cool. 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:10.560 Crazy, sounds like fun man, and they're making some money. 0:13:10.640 --> 0:13:13.120 Yeah, hell yeah they are. Oh yeah, everybody wanted to go. 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:15.360 It was madness down there. 0:13:15.440 --> 0:13:17.240 What the joke was that you, Sauce, I forget who 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:20.480 did it? Somebody posted over the weekend like finally, uh 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:23.360 an ownership group at target Field that doesn't get booed. 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:28.040 Yeah, Jesse Cole Uh actually got cheered when he was 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:29.079 announced out there. 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:34.000 Uh yes, and uh. 0:13:34.000 --> 0:13:36.320 No he and it's weird because he I think, like 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:38.280 he's a guy that Sauce would hate. 0:13:39.559 --> 0:13:40.160 Successful. 0:13:40.440 --> 0:13:42.760 Yeah, and he, like I said, he can be a 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:44.880 little corny and he can be a little bit about him, 0:13:44.880 --> 0:13:47.280 but he's if you know the story where he I mean, 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:51.400 this whole thing started with him cashing out every single 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:54.520 savings dollar that he had, like they were living in 0:13:54.559 --> 0:13:58.319 a one bedroom studio apartment, sleeping on the floor to 0:13:58.440 --> 0:14:01.320 get this thing off the ground. And so he's he's 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:04.480 earned it. But he's definitely he's a big part of 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:05.840 the whole production too. 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:08.440 You know what's crazy about the whole thing? Who would 0:14:08.480 --> 0:14:10.440 have ever thought that this would happen? Like, I hear 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:12.280 what you're saying, Like if a guy's got like a 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:15.000 brand new flavor of pop Tart and he's like, son 0:14:15.000 --> 0:14:16.559 of a bitch, is gonna blow up. I'm sure of 0:14:16.600 --> 0:14:18.680 it because it's just so delicious. Everybody just has a 0:14:18.679 --> 0:14:19.840 big oh every time they eat it. 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:20.440 I get it. 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:22.240 Who would have said I have an idea to make 0:14:22.280 --> 0:14:23.120 baseball cool? 0:14:23.320 --> 0:14:24.040 Right right? 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:27.360 That in itself is amazing big, you know, like not 0:14:27.480 --> 0:14:30.720 like the hun Glowtotters are still around, but like are they? 0:14:30.840 --> 0:14:34.440 You know, like the Savannah Bananas are selling out these stadiums. 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:36.040 It's it's unbelievable, man. 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:38.120 And what's cool is obviously the Saint Paul Saints for 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:40.160 years and years and years have been this awesome little 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:42.280 niche thing here in the Twin Cities where everybody knows 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:46.720 if they put family first, fun first, entertainment first. So 0:14:46.760 --> 0:14:50.160 it makes sense that a cool name like Savannah, bananas, 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:53.720 cool jerseys, cool logo, you could do a minor league 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:56.080 thing and just dominate Savannah. 0:14:56.200 --> 0:14:57.640 Yeah, and just sell out Savannah. 0:14:57.680 --> 0:14:59.480 But who would have thought they could go on tour 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:01.240 and anybody would care and. 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:04.440 Have a whole mini league exactly. There's what four teams 0:15:04.480 --> 0:15:06.760 that go Yeah, I think actually has a four six 0:15:06.800 --> 0:15:07.320 one of the two. 0:15:07.360 --> 0:15:10.080 But yeah, it's you know, back to back to back, 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:13.440 three straight days, sold out target field they played College 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:16.480 Station earlier this year, one hundred thousand plus. I mean 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:19.680 they wherever they go, they have no problems selling tickets. 0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:22.520 And I was thinking the same thing Hawk like looking 0:15:22.560 --> 0:15:27.640 around at a sold out target field for you know this, 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:31.080 like how like where are these people coming from? And 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:33.560 it's just it's a mixture of you got the kids obviously, 0:15:33.560 --> 0:15:34.080 who love it. 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:38.360 You got the moms who go on really love it. Yeah, 0:15:38.400 --> 0:15:40.160 you got one of the moms really love it. 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:42.760 I mean that's just the players are hot. 0:15:43.360 --> 0:15:45.600 I mean most more often than that, the player is 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:49.640 very attractive, and so you get I definitely there was 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:53.000 my community members there, and then and then you have 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:56.920 the dads who are just kind of being Yes, any 0:15:56.960 --> 0:15:59.320 of the dads are just kind of being dragged along, and. 0:15:59.160 --> 0:16:05.000 They were white people there. Are you kidding? Man in Minneapolis? 0:16:05.000 --> 0:16:07.680 Could have happened the weekend. It's not even close to safe. 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:11.360 Get out of there. Second, real chances now letting white 0:16:11.400 --> 0:16:15.560 folk in. Did we guess your community right? 0:16:16.200 --> 0:16:16.320 Uh? 0:16:16.720 --> 0:16:21.480 You got one of them? Okay. Speaking of Saint Paul Saints. 0:16:21.520 --> 0:16:22.960 By the way, we want to make did you guys 0:16:23.000 --> 0:16:24.680 know that tomorrow's the day they play at the Field 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:25.120 of Dreams. 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:26.000 Oh? 0:16:26.000 --> 0:16:28.840 Wow, comes face the Saint Paul Saints at the Field 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:33.760 of Dreams Ballpark tomorrow. So, uh, Saint Paul Saints Field 0:16:33.800 --> 0:16:34.200 of Dreams. 0:16:34.280 --> 0:16:34.920 That's pretty cool. 0:16:34.960 --> 0:16:36.760 That's pretty cool. I wonder how far we are from there? 0:16:36.800 --> 0:16:38.400 Have you been there? I can't remember, somebody, Zach, you've 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:40.360 been there? No, that far we are from that? I 0:16:40.400 --> 0:16:43.880 can look it up. But uh, I have time. I 0:16:43.920 --> 0:16:45.880 have time. I got time, I got things to do. 0:16:48.160 --> 0:16:52.200 It looks like four hours too far. Yeah, it's too far. 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:53.040 I'd love to go. 0:16:54.000 --> 0:16:59.960 There's nothing to see in Iowa. It is a no 0:17:00.160 --> 0:17:00.640 things stake. 0:17:00.760 --> 0:17:05.000 It is Nebraska is similar. Yeah, Nebraska's the longest state 0:17:05.040 --> 0:17:05.440 of all time. 0:17:05.440 --> 0:17:06.359 All right, honest question. 0:17:06.480 --> 0:17:09.320 What what does Iowa claim in terms of tourism? 0:17:09.520 --> 0:17:12.159 Like do they do they have a tourism department. 0:17:11.800 --> 0:17:13.399 And they're like, look, it's not even worth it, Like 0:17:13.480 --> 0:17:15.439 we know nobody's coming here unless they have family. 0:17:15.800 --> 0:17:21.160 Can I be uh kind of a I'm abrasive. Sure, 0:17:21.359 --> 0:17:23.560 I've seen the sign. There's one city, I think it's 0:17:23.560 --> 0:17:29.239 called Janesville has a sign as soon as you come 0:17:29.240 --> 0:17:33.600 into town, says biggest bitch in America. Left, turn up ahead, 0:17:33.720 --> 0:17:34.800 thirty feet ahead. 0:17:34.520 --> 0:17:35.800 And it's got her photo or not. 0:17:35.920 --> 0:17:39.359 No, she's standing there in terms of bad attitude or size, 0:17:39.480 --> 0:17:40.120 I don't know. 0:17:40.400 --> 0:17:41.880 Oh you never eaten't take a let see. 0:17:42.080 --> 0:17:42.800 I'm just yeah. 0:17:43.640 --> 0:17:45.600 But if her name is jane In the town's named 0:17:45.640 --> 0:17:47.720 after her because she's the size of the town. 0:17:49.320 --> 0:17:52.400 World's biggest bitch. Just ahead, leave it again? 0:17:52.440 --> 0:17:54.879 Like what I but again back to the success of 0:17:54.880 --> 0:17:58.640 the Savannah Bananas. If I'm in Scott's Dalely, Arizona, am 0:17:58.640 --> 0:18:00.000 I coming all the way to Janesville? 0:18:00.119 --> 0:18:00.280 Io? 0:18:00.280 --> 0:18:03.119 Would have seen the world's biggest bitch. I don't think so. 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:05.080 Every time I'm staying in Scott's. 0:18:05.400 --> 0:18:09.160 Come on, no way have they seen you? 0:18:09.280 --> 0:18:11.399 And you know, just like how Zach loves Disney, you know, 0:18:11.440 --> 0:18:13.960 there's somebody that makes a yearly trip to see the 0:18:14.000 --> 0:18:15.080 world's Biggest bitch. 0:18:15.200 --> 0:18:17.840 And then you're like, how many years in a rows 0:18:17.920 --> 0:18:18.840 is fun Port? 0:18:19.200 --> 0:18:21.359 Mike Myers, Mark's got to go by there for Guinness 0:18:21.359 --> 0:18:22.360 Book of World Records. 0:18:22.440 --> 0:18:25.160 And guys are telling their wives guys weekend in Janesville, 0:18:25.400 --> 0:18:26.080 and they're. 0:18:25.840 --> 0:18:28.520 Just like in you know, Memphis, cheating on their wives. 0:18:28.520 --> 0:18:31.200 But they claim they're going to meet the world's biggest 0:18:31.200 --> 0:18:32.320 bitch in Jamesville. 0:18:32.400 --> 0:18:37.399 We got the world's biggest bitch at home. That's why. 0:18:40.960 --> 0:18:44.359 Man Gutter Helmet, Gutter Helmet mn dot com. If Sauce 0:18:44.440 --> 0:18:46.840 was here, we'd say, uh, I never worry about your 0:18:46.880 --> 0:18:50.280