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Speaker 1: From the City that changes the world. Peers Rose with

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Speaker 1: three things you need to know for your Friday Roads japras.

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Speaker 2: So, today is the Washington Nationals home opener. Again's a

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Speaker 2: two time defending world champion, the LA Dodgers. The first

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Speaker 2: pitch is going to happen at one oh five. That's

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Speaker 2: what a schedule for you can expect. Red carpet player introductions,

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Speaker 2: a flyover Joint Armed Forces color Guard.

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Speaker 3: That's going to be a live blant, the live band

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Speaker 3: playing on the Budweiser terrace, face painters, balloon twisters, and

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Speaker 3: caricaturists in the family picnic area.

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Speaker 1: Which sounds super fun. There's gonna be photo ops.

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Speaker 2: All Nationals operated parking garages and loss will open at

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Speaker 2: nine to forty five am, and all gates to get

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Speaker 2: into the ballpark will.

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Speaker 1: Open at eleven AM.

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Speaker 2: And don't forget if you're driving that there will be

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Speaker 2: several road closures in the area. And also sauce broadcasting

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Speaker 2: solids in Navy yards.

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Speaker 1: Make you check that out.

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Speaker 2: The Wizards, they have apologized for their April Fools per Yeah,

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Speaker 2: which is just so bizarre. So if you missed it,

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Speaker 2: we talked about yesterday, but the prank involved a man

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Speaker 2: who was told he'd win ten thousand dollars if he

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Speaker 2: could make a half court shot blindfolded. The dude missed,

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Speaker 2: but the announcer may seem like he'd won before he

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Speaker 2: even removed the blindfold, And John, you said it like

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Speaker 2: on the screen it said to cheer something as if

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Speaker 2: he had made it.

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Speaker 1: On the scorebar I said, like, we're going prank Dave

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Speaker 1: what his name was, so cheer like he made it,

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Speaker 1: and I remember, like what happened in real time, like oh no,

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Speaker 1: oh he ran the milk court and then yeah, I.

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Speaker 2: Just answered, they gave him the check. He saw the

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Speaker 2: video and then realized he actually didn't win. The Wizard's

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Speaker 2: issue to statement saying that it was scripted, all participants

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Speaker 2: were in on the joke and basically it.

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Speaker 1: Was just to celebrate the day.

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Speaker 2: But they did acknowledge that they missed the mark on

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Speaker 2: that one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, I haven't said yesterday on the show

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Speaker 1: that I hoped it was fake because a lot of

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Speaker 1: times they'll do like fake proposals at these games and

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Speaker 1: it's not real. But I said this on Fox yesterday,

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Speaker 1: if the prize had been like a year's worth of

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Speaker 1: hot dogs, would have been fun. Yeah, but ten dollars

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Speaker 1: is life change money.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that it made a lot of people very upset

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Speaker 2: and Metro officials are pleasantly surprised by There was a

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Speaker 2: response to their April Fools Day posts that they made

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Speaker 2: on social media. So the post displaid the Metro beed collection.

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Speaker 2: It was a group of three beds designed to look

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Speaker 2: like Metro vehicles, which I think it's kind of cool.

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Speaker 2: They have car beds, why not Metro bed So the

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Speaker 2: posts had linked to the metros online store. It said

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Speaker 2: that orders would be shipped on Nebruary first, obviously and

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna happen. But the post generated such a

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Speaker 2: strong positive response that the Metro general manager said that

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Speaker 2: the bed could become a reality if a furniture store

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Speaker 2: was interested in selling.

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Speaker 1: That's funny.

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Speaker 2: So now we just made to find a furniture store though.

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Speaker 2: I'm ROAs those are the three things you need.

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Speaker 4: To know for your day.

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Speaker 1: Thank Rose, You're welcome. There was a list of like

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Speaker 1: the good Company April Fools that came out. We basically

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Speaker 1: said all week like some company is going to ruin

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Speaker 1: all the credibility by doing something. Yeah, there's just role

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Speaker 1: which is like a pastry company or put patries nubbin.

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Speaker 1: They vapor fools that we're doing just rolled deep puff

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Speaker 1: sheet masks, which was a mask of pastry on your

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Speaker 1: face from Moisturiser. That's funny because you can reduce puffiness

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Speaker 1: and also increase your pagstrey carribins. I say, that's that's funny.

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Speaker 1: That's obviously not real.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 1: The Terry's phone case. So Terry Chocolates they did the

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Speaker 1: chocolate orange Okay, Yeah, they had a emergency segment phone

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Speaker 1: case that you break the phone case and they had

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Speaker 1: a piece of their chocolate inside. Again obvious, not really

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Speaker 1: really hurtful. There we go. Mash Gang Office Keg. They're

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Speaker 1: an alcoholic beer brand. They released a keg designed to

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Speaker 1: turn office water cool into a keg for Prophet Bruise.

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Speaker 4: That's kind of cool, guy, so.

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Speaker 1: They say it's their keg. Would replace your water jug

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Speaker 1: with a rotating selection of war would he not called

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Speaker 1: beers dispense ice cold on demand? Again, that's funny.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's obviously not true.

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Speaker 1: Top Ramen Wish. By the way, I still have your

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Speaker 1: eighty pack from the Christmas party sauce in the house.

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Speaker 1: They posted they're doing top Ramen Butterfinger, which was Butterfinger

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Speaker 1: mixed top Ramen. Sounds gross again, doesn't urt anybody, It's

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Speaker 1: kind of funny thing.

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Speaker 4: But Finger was obviously in on it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Keebler Elves had the toothpaste.

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Speaker 4: I think that's fun for kids who was real.

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Speaker 1: Yes again though it's just like okay, it's obviously not real. Ye.

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Speaker 1: And then the umbrella so Uggs was releasing umbrellas for

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Speaker 1: your ugs.

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Speaker 4: Wait, so they do they go on your ugs or

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Speaker 4: is it just an umbrella?

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Speaker 1: There was the idea goes on the on the actual

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Speaker 1: pair of ugs.

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Speaker 4: Funny if it was like made of ug material.

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Speaker 1: Abody like that. Those are the examples of like funny ones.

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Speaker 4: Do you know it's like fakes. You're like, yeah, yes,

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Speaker 4: is gonna get best.

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Speaker 1: But you know, somewhere there was a small radio station.

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Speaker 1: We should pretend the station's on fire. We'll play fire

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Speaker 1: sound efects. We'll all scream around the studio and just

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Speaker 1: leave the fire on and like nobody can pack jokes anymore.

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Speaker 4: I just saw so many fake engagement posts and I

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Speaker 4: was like I don't care, Like I'm like, I'm like

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Speaker 4: this is weird. I think that's just so weird.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's uh, that's not us. Next year I think

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Speaker 1: we have Eric sing the Heads.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I think it mean.

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Speaker 1: Well, pretend we lost our music license and Eric sing idea.

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Speaker 1: So wait for April right down, twenty twenty seven.

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Speaker 4: Be ready, baby, Justin Bieber.

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Speaker 1: No, mister Eric Viet, it's an intern Johnny Mars Show intern.

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Speaker 4: John in your Morning Show.

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