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Speaker 3: The Woody Show that this is the Woody Show.

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Speaker 4: Insensitivity Training.

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Speaker 5: A good more than everybody. Today is January the sixteenth,

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Speaker 5: twenty twenty six, and today is Friday. Here. I mean

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Speaker 5: I don't have the same kind of Friday energy today

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Speaker 5: that I normally do, just because it's going to be

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Speaker 5: a busy weekend. Yeah, I'm which, well let explain here

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Speaker 5: in a second. But were welcome here, Thank you for

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Speaker 5: being here. I'm moddy. That's great, gory. Hey Loody, we

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Speaker 5: got Menace. What's up?

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Speaker 6: Hi?

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Speaker 5: Sea Bass is here, We've got Sammy Morgan, Dumbass Tyler

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Speaker 5: is here, vonn Our video producer. We got bored, we

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Speaker 5: got Menji. Let's get this Friday out of the west,

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Speaker 5: all right. Well, now it's official and again just our

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Speaker 5: job here is to get through this little part of

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Speaker 5: the day and officially into the weekend. And if you

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Speaker 5: want to check in with us, you can do that

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Speaker 5: a couple different ways. Phones are always open for you

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Speaker 5: at eight seven seven forty four. Friday check in is

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Speaker 5: on the text over to two to nine eight seven

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Speaker 5: play a dumb ass contest for you today. Got the

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Speaker 5: duy q some Friday dad jokes maybe, Okay, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I mean Sea Bass has been begging for that love

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Speaker 5: every day Friday. Yeah, the Fale story, Yes, and more

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Speaker 5: coming up for you today here on the Woodies Show.

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Speaker 5: And yeah, man, it's a busy weekend, big event that

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Speaker 5: we're hosting this weekend. It's called Alter Ego, What Green Day,

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Speaker 5: twenty one Pilots, Cage, the Elephants, Sublime, Good Charlotte all

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Speaker 5: on one lineup, and we're hosting the show. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: it's been sold out since the minute it went on sale.

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Speaker 5: But it's gonna be very busy and so we are

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Speaker 5: hosting and that's going to be happening tomorrow night. If

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Speaker 5: you want to follow us on social media, we'll have

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Speaker 5: a lot of stuff on our social media from all

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Speaker 5: the backstage stuff and all the things that we're doing

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Speaker 5: if you want to be a part of that. But yeah, so,

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Speaker 5: I mean, and you know who also doesn't have the

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Speaker 5: same Friday energy today, Greg Gorey. You seem you seem irritated.

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Speaker 7: I'm frustrated. I need Gina to back me up on

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Speaker 7: this because you witnessed it. You experienced it because of

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Speaker 7: alter ego.

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Speaker 5: And normally Greg on a Friday, it's just like, did

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Speaker 7: But in this goddamn app world that we live in,

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Speaker 7: everything that is attached to alter ego is app based.

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Speaker 7: All right, it's all you know, parking, Well, you're going

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Speaker 7: to download the app and blah blah blah. I'll deal

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Speaker 7: the patience for it right nowwidth don't have the.

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Speaker 5: Bandwidth for that.

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Speaker 7: And so then the tickets, because you know, they say, oh,

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Speaker 7: the tickets are going to be in the app. So

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Speaker 7: I go to the app and it says you have

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Speaker 7: four tickets waiting for you except to take them. I said, great,

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna accept. Okay, good, And now what? So I

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Speaker 7: have in here? Zero? What are events do you have upcoming? Zero?

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Speaker 7: What you told me I have tickets in here? I

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Speaker 7: hit accept and then you go to tickets zero. Then

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Speaker 7: there's a huge refresh button. I think you guys already

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Speaker 7: do there's a big refresh button. You push it but

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Speaker 7: what if I just close it and reopen it. No,

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Speaker 7: and to them, you have the wrong email logged in. Nope, Nope,

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Speaker 7: it was the proper email really everything for your for

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Speaker 7: your ticket account. Everything was proper.

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Speaker 8: And then the email that was sent to you with

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Speaker 8: the tickets was the same email everything.

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Speaker 5: Because you know, because when I when I get that link,

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Speaker 5: It doesn't take me to the app. It just takes

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Speaker 5: it right to my Apple wallet. I save all the

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Speaker 7: With Well, that's the problem. I couldn't even access them.

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Speaker 7: So then I says, like, there's a help button, so

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Speaker 7: I go on that talk to some students. That's the

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Speaker 7: It kind of helped because it said what you should

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Speaker 7: but of course it didn't work at first. So then

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Speaker 7: I come in and I bitch and moaned to Gina

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Speaker 7: this morning, these damn apps. Why is everything on an

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Speaker 7: app sucks?

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Speaker 7: And then I tell Gina and she said, let me try,

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Speaker 7: let me try. And what happened, Gina?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 10: So it said I had no events and no tickets

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Speaker 10: coming up. I clicked on it refreshed, was a fake button?

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Speaker 6: Didn't work?

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Speaker 5: But why would you go to the second dumbest technical person.

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Speaker 5: I didn't tell you, That's what's said. All right, I'm

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Speaker 10: I uninstalled the app, I brought it back and suddenly

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Speaker 10: there was stuff there, but it wasn't there because.

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Speaker 5: You guys put them in there. Whatever, you know what

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Speaker 5: yourself that if it makes you feel that, I'm supposed

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Speaker 5: to be making him feel worse, and then you're asking

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Speaker 5: why does this happen to you? Guys, we would love

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Speaker 10: Check out the email and that is you can see

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Speaker 10: it from here. That's the one, that's the one they got.

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Speaker 10: That's my main one.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, nothing to do with the email.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, interesting, And then bought your tickets.

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Speaker 5: That is interesting.

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Speaker 5: It only happened to me, and that's my question. Now,

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Speaker 5: I'm not saying anything else other than it is. It

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Speaker 5: is funny at this point to me, it's funny. I

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Speaker 5: know you're very annoyed.

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Speaker 7: I'm pissed because then later today we're gonna have to

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Speaker 7: do with this goddamn parking app.

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Speaker 1: That I'm scared of.

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Speaker 7: Like it's so annoying.

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Speaker 1: I agree, the apps are annoying and they only cause problems.

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Speaker 7: It has to be.

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Speaker 1: It has to be bad for the employees too, because

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Speaker 1: you know, they get people, You get people showing up.

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Speaker 5: They they who haven't even tried it yet, and so

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Speaker 7: Show recently where everybody needed their own app. What if

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Speaker 7: you brought your nine year old kid doesn't even have

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Speaker 7: a phone. Sorry, you got to have a phone. You

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Speaker 7: got to have the app, agreed, It's just it's so annoying.

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Speaker 11: Greg, you said you're gonna worry about the parking app later.

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Speaker 11: It's said in our email, don't leave this for later.

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Speaker 5: I figure it out now.

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Speaker 7: But you're supposed to You're supposed to get the email first.

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Speaker 1: Then get the app, Okay, I just want to make

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Speaker 5: Right, because that's that's you know. The first thing with

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Speaker 5: the ticketing apps is that they got the email saying

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Speaker 5: an email that wasn't associated with your that's usually. And

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Speaker 5: then the other thing is a lot of people don't

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Speaker 5: have apps automatically set up to update, and so you

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Speaker 5: have to go to the app store, like right now,

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Speaker 5: how many I got? There are eighty apps that need

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Speaker 5: to be updated?

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Speaker 6: But why is that on us?

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Speaker 9: What do you mean?

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Speaker 10: Why is it like like, oh, sorry, nothing works because

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Speaker 10: you have to update this Like it's the same app,

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Speaker 10: it's the same website.

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Speaker 6: Why can't it just have the thing?

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Speaker 5: Because sometimes I'm saying sometimes there's bugs in them and

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Speaker 5: what you know, and so not going I update all so.

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Speaker 7: And then when the apps have that refreshed button, it

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Speaker 7: was a huge refreshed didn't didn't do it thing?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, and I'll say that happened to me too, and

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Speaker 12: the tickets didn't pop and then I just closed the app.

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Speaker 11: And went back three minutes later and.

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Speaker 6: It was there. You never know.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, see, that's that's always you know, you sign up

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Speaker 5: for whatever it is tech support And what's the first

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Speaker 5: thing to tell you to do power cycle? Yeah, I

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Speaker 5: completely disconnect from I know, like whatever it is that

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Speaker 5: you bought. We'll just make sure, Yeah, just make sure

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Speaker 5: plug it back in.

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Speaker 1: At some at some point there will be some kind

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Speaker 1: of internal problem where a big event will have nobody

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Speaker 1: but we're not nobody's gonna do anything about it until

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Speaker 6: To the store than just being Greg.

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Speaker 5: But it's not just digital stuff. Greg's also mad about

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Speaker 5: the mail. Well it's so stupid.

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Speaker 7: So Chris, like a month before Christmas, Mario got me

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Speaker 7: these ug stamps. They were slippers, right cue, because I

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Speaker 7: right and it says, hey, good news, they are in

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Speaker 7: so they'll probably be here later today, maybe even tomorrow.

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Speaker 7: Then he gets a notification, Yeah, they've been sent to

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Speaker 7: New York City. Then from New York City they got

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Speaker 7: another month goes by and they finally arrived. Like, maybe

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Speaker 7: be more efficient. Why are you sending them a cross

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Speaker 7: country cross country down country, up country down for the miles, right,

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Speaker 7: I guess so, so those slippers have a lot of

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Speaker 7: frequent flyer mile just so stupid, Like everything is just

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Speaker 7: really dude, I'm so short.

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Speaker 5: It's Friday, dog. I know. The thing is, I say,

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Speaker 5: a lot of people, a lot of people are not

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Speaker 5: allowed to drink on the job.

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Speaker 7: We can, right, we can? Yeah, we can. I know

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Speaker 7: we have a boxing round.

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Speaker 5: I think I have something in my in the but

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Speaker 5: I was even thinking, like at the event, like the event,

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Speaker 5: like everybody's walking around holding drinks, like we're doing stuff

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Speaker 5: for interviewing bands and doing stage announcements and you know,

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Speaker 5: the broadcast and all that kind of stuff. But yeah,

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Speaker 5: you're allowed to have like for the most part, you know,

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Speaker 5: I usually have like a tequila and soda going and yeah.

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Speaker 7: Usually at these events, I'll have maybe two beers and

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Speaker 7: that's it. Yeah, gotta be about yet.

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Speaker 5: Like usually like the busiest part of my schedule is

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Speaker 5: cruise through the end, get over the hump. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 5: then and then it's tequila time.

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Speaker 7: You know that, right, I gotta go start talking.

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Speaker 5: We gotta turn this frown of Greg's upside down. Oh

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Speaker 5: you did even talk about your paycheck too? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't get that, Like I don't really get

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you pay yourself. Yeah, right, But I understand what

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Speaker 1: He's a jet And that's really a dick move to

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Speaker 5: But if something just coming over you spend four hours,

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Speaker 8: That's why these live streamers they're so boring. You're messing

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Speaker 11: I've never even heard of it.

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Speaker 5: called Goat, and he plays a bear named grizz Sweet.

438
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Speaker 5: It's gonna be a theater's February thirteen. He's really pumped

439
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Speaker 5: up about it. Okay, thank god, this is this is

440
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Speaker 5: a guy who is on the roller coaster of life

441
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Speaker 5: and he's having the best time. Yeah, he's so pumped.

442
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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, what was the what was the roller coaster

443
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Speaker 5: thing you were talking about? Menace? You said, Man, do

444
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Speaker 5: you think we could ever get Greg to go on

445
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Speaker 5: this thing? Did you see that roller coaster in Saudi Arabia?

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Speaker 8: The fastest one, it's three minutes long, especial barriers in

447
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Speaker 8: the seat, so people's heads don't like, you know.

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Speaker 5: Fly off.

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Speaker 6: You gotta get Greg to Saudi Arabia first.

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Speaker 3: I know, I go.

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Speaker 1: Can we get him on it called Falcon's Flight.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, they have a couple of different ones that are

453
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Speaker 10: like the biggest or the fastest, but this is like.

454
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Speaker 5: The biggest, absolute hugest one.

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Speaker 6: It's heard him fifty miles an hour.

456
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Speaker 5: That's awesome.

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Speaker 7: So you wouldn't even get me to Saudi let alone.

458
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Speaker 5: How much to get you on this coaster?

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Speaker 7: Well, I would have to go to Saudi Arabia where

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Speaker 7: they wouldn't like all the gainess.

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Speaker 6: No, you have to hide that.

462
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Speaker 7: For three minutes of my life. Let's three hundred grand.

463
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Speaker 1: Would you then retire the next day?

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Speaker 7: Uh?

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Speaker 5: No, see obviously. I mean I've flown to the Middle

466
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Speaker 5: East for our weekend trip to Dubab, but I didn't

467
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Speaker 5: leave the airport, and this would require leaving the airport,

468
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Speaker 5: so I will never ride it.

469
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Speaker 7: So for that reason, I'm so for that reason.

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Speaker 5: For that reason, I'm out.

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Speaker 8: I would love to go to Saudi Arabia this year.

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Speaker 8: I don't keep on trying to find excuses to go.

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Speaker 7: Well, go for the Roller Coast bucket list.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I know it's unappealing.

475
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Speaker 6: Yeah, that one didn't make to go.

476
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Speaker 5: People love to go like uh safaris, like an avenue.

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Speaker 10: I do want to do super not on my lan

478
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Speaker 10: ones look good, a hunting one, just a looking one.

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Speaker 15: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: The Giraffe Hotel, yes please, Yes, I want to do

481
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Speaker 6: that too.

482
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Speaker 5: You're just insign at.

483
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Speaker 12: A restaurant feeding giraffes and their heads coming through the window.

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Speaker 5: Nope.

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Speaker 16: Yeah.

486
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Speaker 5: So there's a new documentary about the death of Heather O'Rourke.

487
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Speaker 5: That's a little girl from Poultrygeist. You know they're back.

488
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Speaker 5: It's called She Was Here. Yeah, the trailers out now

489
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Speaker 5: I watched it now Obviously there's talking there about the

490
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Speaker 5: Poultrygeist curse because she was one of four people who

491
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Speaker 5: were involved with the film who either died prematurely or

492
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Speaker 5: under really unusual circumstances.

493
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Speaker 7: Yeah, right, the other one was murdered.

494
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Speaker 5: Now, in Heather's case, she got sick, ended up with

495
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Speaker 5: this parasitic disease from some well water. The family had

496
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Speaker 5: a house at Big Bear Lake in California, and she

497
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Speaker 5: was subsequently diagnosed with Crone's disease. She was prescribed cortizone

498
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Speaker 5: injections to treat that during the time that she was

499
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Speaker 5: filming Poultrygeist three. The injections caused other issues, and then

500
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Speaker 5: later she started having flu like symptoms. She clapsed at

501
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Speaker 5: her house and on the way to the hospital had

502
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Speaker 5: cardiac arrest like a heart attack, and they were able

503
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Speaker 5: to revive her. And then they discovered that she had

504
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Speaker 5: intestinal stenosis like a narrowing, you know, like a whatever,

505
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Speaker 5: and had to have emerger see surgery. Survived the surgery,

506
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Speaker 5: but then stuffered another cardiac arrest incident in the recovery room,

507
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Speaker 5: and that time they couldn't get her back and she died.

508
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Speaker 5: She was twelve, Yeah, she was twelve when she died.

509
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Speaker 5: I watched, dude, I watched the trailer. It's obviously very sad,

510
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Speaker 5: but it also looks really interesting. They have a lot

511
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Speaker 5: of stuff with you know, her parents and you know

512
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Speaker 5: Craig t. Nelson from you was in Poltry Guys and nothing.

513
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Speaker 5: But she seemed like a really sweet kid.

514
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Speaker 6: What's streaming service is this?

515
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Speaker 5: It's gonna be on video on demand and digital platforms.

516
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Speaker 5: February twenty fourth, and again it's called she was here

517
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Speaker 5: the Heather over Orke story like we just heard it though, Like, no,

518
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Speaker 5: what he did a good job telling because everybody this

519
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Speaker 5: is one of those like, Okay, well I'm not going

520
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Speaker 5: to go see Titanic because I know how to end.

521
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Speaker 5: It's all the stuff. Everybody knew the story. Yeah, people

522
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Speaker 5: knew the story. You didn't. I didn't know she died.

523
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Speaker 5: I didn't know she didn't. That's a legendary and girlfriend, Yeah.

524
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Speaker 1: Exactly, that's a legend. But yes, but if you told it.

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Speaker 5: You did a good job. Culture geist curse, you did

526
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Speaker 5: a good job telling it.

527
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Speaker 6: I feel like, okay, well the best of us will

528
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Speaker 6: check it out.

529
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Speaker 5: No, dude, it's it's uh it looks watch the watch

530
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Speaker 5: the Yeah, watch the trailer online. I was a little kid.

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Speaker 5: I knew that she died from some intestinal thing, but

532
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Speaker 5: I didn't know about all the heart attacks. Yeah, did

533
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Speaker 5: you know? Uh? I remember in the movie the pool scene,

534
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Speaker 5: you know, because they had the pool.

535
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Speaker 7: In the back building it and the mom fell in.

536
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Speaker 5: They used actual human skeletons for that.

537
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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: I don't know if that's true.

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Speaker 5: It is true, is it?

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Speaker 2: Though?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Why weren't they.

542
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Speaker 6: It's like, yeah, where are you getting a human skeleton from?

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Speaker 5: I don't know. There's a proper somewhere.

544
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Speaker 8: There's plenty of down the street in the graveyards, got

545
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Speaker 8: all that stuff.

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Speaker 5: Any graveyard to stop on time for the birthdays? It's shivers,

547
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Speaker 5: and you know we don't Starting with Grank's favorite person,

548
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Speaker 5: speaking of skeletons, we think he's got a fuel in

549
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Speaker 5: his claw that that nobody knows about her. Lynn Manuel Miranda,

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Speaker 5: the creator of Hamilton off to something forty six years

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Speaker 5: old today, the supermodel Kate Moss. He is fifty two.

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Speaker 5: Roy Jones Junior. There you go, it's from Morgan professional boxer.

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Speaker 5: Oh you didn't know the name Roy Jones?

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Speaker 1: He is?

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Speaker 5: You're still in the boxing.

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Speaker 11: I thought it was a NASCAR driver. Really, it's like

557
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Speaker 11: a drivers I've caught for sut.

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Speaker 5: Make it clear.

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Speaker 11: I'm an MMA fan.

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Speaker 6: I don't know as much about boxing, thank you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I'm not in any of it, but

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Speaker 5: even I know the name Roy Jones Junior. Anyway, he's

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Speaker 5: fifty seven. Joe Flacco, Uh, the retired, well is he is?

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Speaker 5: He retired?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 5: I thought you're retired for this season? He ever? Yeah,

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Speaker 5: he became everybody's backup quarterback. He kind of came in

568
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Speaker 5: and save the day. He did that with the Colts,

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Speaker 5: with the Browns. I forget where he went to that,

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Speaker 5: but anyway, he's forty one years old today. John Carpenter,

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Speaker 5: the horror film director Halloween The Thing. He's seventy eight.

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Speaker 5: Debbie Allen, Oh, actress, dancer, choreographer, she starting Fame, Famous Forever.

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Speaker 5: Also plays Doctor Avery's mom on Gray's Anatomy. Seventy six

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Speaker 5: years old today, and saw and shot a Saday shot

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Speaker 3: I don't care why listening? You love as long as

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Speaker 3: you're listening.

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Speaker 5: This is the Hoody Show. Hi, welcome back, everybody, Ye alight,

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Speaker 5: tell me go back. I made a note for myself.

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Speaker 5: Remember I told you I had a conspiracy theory because well,

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Speaker 5: Greg started at the beginning of the show talking about

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Speaker 5: how the ticketing app didn't work.

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Speaker 7: I'm pre worried about the parking wordy about the party,

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Speaker 7: He's hate the postal service, the postcheck problem.

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Speaker 5: And then yesterday was payday and Greg's like, man, did

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Speaker 5: I get like a major pay cutter stuff. He reached

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Speaker 5: out to the company business department. They said they realized

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Speaker 5: what the problem is and that he will be reimbursed

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Speaker 5: later at a later They didn't even give you the

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Speaker 5: date next paycheck.

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Speaker 7: I believe it's next paycheck. They were very very vague.

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Speaker 5: Sure they should be cutting a check for the difference,

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Speaker 5: if that was an error on their side. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: so not that you are I mean to be fair,

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Speaker 5: I mean not that you're living paycheck to paycheck, but

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Speaker 5: there are a lot of people who are doing that,

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Speaker 5: and if it's a mess up on their side, like

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Speaker 5: people need that money now.

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Speaker 8: They told me the same thing, that my check was

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Speaker 8: messed up. But did they even give you a number

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Speaker 8: on what was messed up?

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Speaker 5: No, mean, no details on that yet. Here's my conspiracy

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Speaker 5: theory and I'm going to bring bort in on this one, Okay,

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Speaker 5: so check it out. The company at the beginning of

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Speaker 5: the year right, everything resets, right, So the first paycheck

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Speaker 5: of the new year, okay, and so people are going

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Speaker 5: to be less because different things have changed, your health

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Speaker 5: insurance premiums, what comes out of your check, different things change.

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Speaker 5: Maybe you maxed out your four oh one k last

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Speaker 5: year and so by the end of the year, the

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Speaker 5: paychecks were looking a little bit bigger because you know,

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Speaker 5: they weren't taking that contribution because you already capped it out. Whatever.

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Speaker 5: There's different reasons that the money could look different at

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Speaker 5: the beginning of the year. And it's never higher unless

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Speaker 5: you did get a raise. It's never higher. It's always

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Speaker 5: a little bit lower because everything resets. Now, if you're

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Speaker 5: a company who's looking to shave a couple of bucks

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Speaker 5: off the spend, that would be the time to quote

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Speaker 5: have an issue in payroll because it's because they.

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Speaker 7: Rely on people like Menace to not investigate correct notice.

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Speaker 5: So it's it's up to the employee to realize that

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Speaker 5: there was a problem and then contact us. And then

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Speaker 5: at that point they go, oh, yeah, okay, we'll take

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Speaker 5: care of it. Now are they doing? Will we get

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Speaker 5: a company wide email saying listen, everybody there, there was

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Speaker 5: an issue with this batch of checks. No, whether it's

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Speaker 5: like for one particular station or one particular region or

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Speaker 5: whatever it is. No, No, it's not. So it's a

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Speaker 5: it's from member office space. Fractions of the penny.

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Speaker 6: You'll never know.

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Speaker 5: So you know, now that's conspiracy theory. Do I think

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Speaker 5: that's really happening? Most likely not?

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Speaker 7: I hope not.

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Speaker 5: Most likely not. It's probably like we're all still even

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Speaker 5: if you're in the business department, it's still radio, so

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Speaker 5: we're all dope. We're all we're all dope, you know, underachievers,

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Speaker 5: So that that's part of it. But the other reason

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Speaker 5: I'm thinking, you know, it could be just I mean,

657
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Speaker 5: we're talking about shaving pennies really in the grand scheme

658
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Speaker 5: of things. They just and I thought I didn't as

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Speaker 5: we were instill doing this. Bort's the one that told

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Speaker 5: me about it because I I've certainly never had a

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Speaker 5: company paid cell phone plan. No, but Bort did. He was,

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Speaker 5: so I know, yeah, Born was somehow on the company

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Speaker 5: paid cell phone plan really fifteen years. Yeah, yeah, a

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Speaker 5: lot of them. It's in the building, are you and

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Speaker 5: they and they just discontinued that because they're no longer

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Speaker 5: going to be paying for people's cell phones. Okay, I

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Speaker 5: thought that was dead ten years ago. Me too, had

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Speaker 5: no idea that was still happening.

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Speaker 7: I just never heard of it.

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Speaker 5: I found out about it because I was on the

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Speaker 5: office floor and I heard like a grown goal. So

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Speaker 5: apparently I found out that it cost a company roughly,

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Speaker 5: let's call it three hundred thousand just around it was

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Speaker 5: like two hundred and eighty thousand dollars a year. So

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Speaker 5: two hundred and eighty thousand, like, you know, just to

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Speaker 5: save that in the grand scheme of things for such

677
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Speaker 5: a big company, and the grand scheme of things, two

678
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Speaker 5: hundred and eight thousand dollars a huge amount of money.

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Speaker 5: It's a lot of money. It's a lot not a

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Speaker 5: huge amount of money. But just think they saw that.

681
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Speaker 5: They're like, man, imagine if we just had a payroll era, right, Like,

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Speaker 5: how much more we could add to that number. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: this so happened. Happened at the same time.

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Speaker 3: Morgan on scale one to ten, what would you give

685
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Speaker 3: the Woodie Show? I want to say six to seven,

686
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Speaker 3: but I'm sticking with six.

687
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Speaker 5: Into another new ount insensitivity training for politically correct world.

688
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Speaker 5: It's Friday, everybody. Yeah, that's great, going you we got menace?

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Speaker 5: What is that high, Gina Grant? Let me just text

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Speaker 5: it over seven to three one. Let me conlickt on

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Speaker 5: this to see their text history.

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Speaker 7: Hold on.

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Speaker 5: Seven dollars cookies. They're texting amount seven dollars.

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Speaker 7: That better be the best cookie.

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Speaker 5: In the world. Alight, Uh yeah, just random stuff all right, Yeah,

696
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Speaker 5: because they just texted. Who is Gina Grant?

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Speaker 6: It's a great question every morning?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, like what a right, somebody's high already, that's good.

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Speaker 14: Who is.

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Speaker 5: Sammy? We got Morgan? Phones are open eight seven, seven

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Speaker 5: forty four. Text us over to two two nine eighty seven.

702
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Speaker 5: Do you know the name Jim Donovan? Yeah, of course,

703
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Speaker 5: argin favorite news anchor in America, Jim Donovan, Well, former

704
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Speaker 5: news anchor. He has retired, Jimmy. We just talked to

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Speaker 5: him recently, did Yeah, we did a catch up with

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Speaker 5: him and after decades of waking up early and going

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Speaker 5: on the morning news for CBS Television in Philadelphia, he

708
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Speaker 5: called it a career and he retired and he was man,

709
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Speaker 5: he was so happy, so excited. Well, Jim Donovan has

710
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Speaker 5: made the national news. What he officially got his world

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Speaker 5: record for socks. Yea our good close personal friend Jimmy

712
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Speaker 5: Donovan now holds the Guinness World Record for largest collection

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Speaker 5: of socks. Oh my god, one thousand and five and

714
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Speaker 5: thirty one unique pairs, sweet and so. Yeah, and so

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Speaker 5: it's like a news anchor sets Guinness World Record is

716
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Speaker 5: making newsadlines. Yeah, I love it.

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Speaker 7: Yeah. How stoked is jim.

718
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Speaker 6: Hot closet out?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? I don't know how he organized them. I saw

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Speaker 5: when he was prepping for Guinness to come by and

721
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Speaker 5: take a look because he had to inventory everything there.

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Speaker 5: It looked like a big ballroom or conference room or

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Speaker 5: something like huge, and he was had all these people

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Speaker 5: from the TV station helping him. Was right before he retired.

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Speaker 5: Uh huh and yeah, So he officially got a certificate

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Speaker 5: and the whole thing and go out making the nations.

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Speaker 5: But here's Jim announcing his accomplishment on the air.

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Speaker 16: Because some of you know, over the years, I've amassed

729
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Speaker 16: a large collection of socks. Around seven or eight years ago,

730
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Speaker 16: people started noticing my colorful socks on TV and started

731
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Speaker 16: sending me pairs so many socks that I thought, why

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Speaker 16: not try to get into the Guinne Book of World Records.

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Speaker 16: So after inventoring all of the socks, describing each one,

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Speaker 16: photographing them, and putting them into a two hundred and

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Speaker 16: sixty two page spreadsheet of all one thousand, five hundred

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Speaker 16: and thirty one unique pairs, no duplicates, And we've heard back.

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Speaker 5: It's official.

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Speaker 16: I now hold a Guinness World Record for the world's

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Speaker 16: largest sock collection.

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Speaker 6: Quite an accomplishment.

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Speaker 8: So you know, like you never noticed, like when I

742
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Speaker 8: was at airports, I would buy stickers for like the

743
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Speaker 8: city that I'm in. I would buy socks once in

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Speaker 8: a while and send them to Jim.

745
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Speaker 5: Like, oh you did that. I'm like, oh, Jim would

746
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Speaker 5: love you.

747
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Speaker 6: You're a little bit of a part of that world.

748
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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I knew that you did that. So many

749
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Speaker 5: people were sending him stuff. And yeah, he's a great

750
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Speaker 5: guy man. We we love Jim, him the bath for him.

751
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Speaker 5: We wish him well in retirement. We're still going to

752
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Speaker 5: check in. He told us, you know, hey, please got

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Speaker 5: nothing to do, yea, Yeah, so that we could check

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Speaker 5: in with him, get his take on the news. I'm

755
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Speaker 5: sure he's dying to be able to like, yeah, he

756
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Speaker 5: doesn't have an outlet anymore. It's sad though, because like

757
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Speaker 5: I don't know, like newscasters used to be really unique

758
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,399
Speaker 5: like Jim, and not a lot of them are these days,

759
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,760
Speaker 5: you know, kind of just more generic. Yeah, generic, afraid

760
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Speaker 5: to take risks. But that's why we looked about him.

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Speaker 5: He was so opinionated and his flair, even if farwell,

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Speaker 5: I loved it because it was not he was not bombed.

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Speaker 5: It wasn't a tear. Yeah, how you doing great? We're

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Speaker 5: gonna come of the trending news headlines. Gena Gred will

765
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Speaker 5: have those for us next year on The Woody Show.

766
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Speaker 5: Hang on.

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Speaker 3: The wood Show returns right after these messages.

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Speaker 5: I feel this is more for people who the next

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Speaker 5: step would be drinking hand sanitized Woody Show. All right,

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00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:46,359
Speaker 5: welcome back, Hope. You have an exciting weekend ahead of you. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: we've made it to Friday, which is which that is

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Speaker 5: great new that's a good thing. Yeah, and then Monday

773
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Speaker 5: is a holiday. It is it's Martin Luther King dam

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Speaker 5: MLK Day. I don't care what it is as long

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Speaker 5: as we get off.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying. Yeah, eight seven seven forty

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Speaker 5: four what eight texts? Check ins over to two two

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Speaker 5: nine eight seven cheating grad? What are the trending news

780
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Speaker 5: headlines today.

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Speaker 10: Well, things in Minneapolis are getting worse with more ice problems,

782
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:19,720
Speaker 10: more ice protests and there. Yeah, exactly, and President Trump

783
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 10: is coming down hard on Minnesota politicians and protesters. He's

784
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Speaker 10: saying that they're causing quote a travesty in the state.

785
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:28,360
Speaker 10: He said on social media that he will institute the

786
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Speaker 10: Insurrection Act and that basically means that he would just

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Speaker 10: send the National Guard over there to deal with civil disorder. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 10: some new documents have come out on the shooting of

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Speaker 10: Renee Good. That's kind of what sparked all this tension

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Speaker 10: in the first place. So according to those reports, she

791
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Speaker 10: was shot by that ICE agent in the chest and

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Speaker 10: the forearm and possibly the head, which means that the

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Speaker 10: agent fired at least four shots into her, and Medick

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Speaker 10: said that Good was not breathing and pulseless at the scene.

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Speaker 5: Hey guys, it's Friday. Now that what else you got?

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Speaker 6: Okay, now that Verizon's.

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Speaker 5: Fun bag of news, you got them?

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Speaker 6: I don't mean to, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 5: No, Look, it's the biggest story for sure. Okay.

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Speaker 10: Well, now that Verizon's giant outage is over, officials are

801
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 10: looking into what the hell caused that thing. Well, the

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Speaker 10: cause has been found and like they said, it wasn't

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Speaker 10: a cyber attack.

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00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 6: Instead, it was.

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Speaker 10: A software issue and that issue is still under investigation.

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00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 10: And they say they'll be offering affected customers a twenty

807
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,840
Speaker 10: dollars credit for their troubles, just like we talked about.

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Speaker 10: The credit will be available in the My Verizon mobile app,

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Speaker 10: but we don't know when you'll be able to grab it,

810
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,799
Speaker 10: so just you know, look out for it is like a.

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Speaker 5: Gift card or something. Can I buy coffee and credit

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Speaker 5: right now? Just to credit back to your for your

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Speaker 5: bill or whatever.

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Speaker 6: It's fun for all customers or do you have to

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Speaker 6: customers exactly?

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Speaker 9: Well.

817
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Speaker 10: The road to the Super Bowl rolls on this weekend

818
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Speaker 10: with the Divisional round of the playoffs. We've got two

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Speaker 10: games tomorrow, two games on Sunday, and then the winners

820
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Speaker 10: will move on to the AFC and NFC Championship. Tomorrow's

821
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Speaker 10: early game is the Buffalo Bills taking on the Broncos

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Speaker 10: in Denver. Broncos are the slight favorite. The second game

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Speaker 10: on Saturday will be the San Francisco forty nine ers

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Speaker 10: in Seattle playing the Seahawks. Seattle is the favorite in

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Speaker 10: that one, and then on Sunday two more games. The

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Speaker 10: first is the Texans going up to New England to

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Speaker 10: face the Patriots.

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Speaker 6: Patriots are the.

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Speaker 10: Favorite in that one, and then in game two it's

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Speaker 10: the Pope's team, the Chicago Bears. They're playing the Rams

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Speaker 10: at Soldier Field, and despite being the road team and

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Speaker 10: playing in Chicago in the winter, the Rams are still

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Speaker 10: the favorite in that one.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. I'm looking at the prediction markets.

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Speaker 8: They're at sixty five percent for the win, and then

836
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Speaker 8: Chicago thirty five percent. But I don't know, I keep

837
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Speaker 8: on seeing Chicago for some reason, well pulling it over

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Speaker 8: the Rams.

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Speaker 10: I just hope that if Chicago goes all the way

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Speaker 10: and they win, I'd like to see another Super Bowl

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Speaker 10: shuffle that they did.

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Speaker 5: I'd say both teams. I hate the Rams hate them,

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Speaker 5: Yeah you do. And I hate the Bears because of

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Speaker 5: Caleb Williams. I would be fine with the Bears if

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Speaker 5: it wasn't for Caleb Williams.

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Speaker 6: Totally, Am I right.

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Speaker 5: Be saying? He drives me crazy? Seems like such a

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Speaker 5: I don't know, He's like Lebron Junior. He has that

849
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 5: same kind of like douchey energy.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, That's what I was telling whatdy before the

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Speaker 6: for the show earlier, YEA.

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Speaker 9: Had a lot of thoughts.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so Caleb Williams plays what position? Oh so

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Speaker 5: he's not you menace, he's not the coach the room,

855
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 5: tight end.

856
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 6: Tight end back.

857
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Speaker 5: Quarterback.

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Speaker 10: Well more than thirty nine players on seventeen college basketball

859
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 10: teams were involved in this point shaving scheme, according to

860
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Speaker 10: a new federal indictment. So it allegedly took place over

861
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Speaker 10: the last two seasons and involved five fixers who recruited

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Speaker 10: the players to take dives. So they were each offered

863
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Speaker 10: between ten and thirty thousand bucks, and all the players

864
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Speaker 10: were paid to basically underperform in their games. From there,

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Speaker 10: betters would place bets on the under totals of players'

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Speaker 10: stat lines and they ended up winning millions of dollars.

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Speaker 7: That'd be way too tempting as a player.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 10: Well, the defendants of the indictment are all charged with

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Speaker 10: bribery and a sporting contest and wire fraud, and these

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Speaker 10: charges canada up to twenty five years in prison.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, was it worth it? And finally I think we

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Speaker 6: found Sea Bass a soul mate. You guys, it's this

874
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Speaker 6: fifty two.

875
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 10: Year old guy in Colorado who the cops arrested. Well,

876
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,320
Speaker 10: he called nine one one over one hundred and fifty

877
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 10: times just in the past week alone, and they were

878
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:37,239
Speaker 10: all complaints about things he didn't like in his neighborhood.

879
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 5: You know what that does, sound that's him, That's perfect exactly,

880
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 5: that's who he's going to morphine exactly.

881
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 10: None of the calls were for anything important either. The

882
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 10: most serious was a loud noise, so the operators gave

883
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 10: him tons of warnings. He just kept calling, though, so

884
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 10: they sent officers out to see him, and when they

885
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 10: pulled up, this nut job started shouting at them. Then

886
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 10: as they walked to the house, he became quote increased

887
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 10: singly belligerent, and they finally got him to calm down

888
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:06,880
Speaker 10: and reminded him that he had an active misdemeanor warrant

889
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 10: on our harassment charge again.

890
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:09,879
Speaker 5: In you know what, you better calm down.

891
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 6: This is this is a bad idea we're looking for you.

892
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 7: Maybe fly under the radar for a while, right, Well.

893
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 6: He can't do that.

894
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:19,400
Speaker 10: He finally apologized for shouting, but he was arrested without

895
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:22,319
Speaker 10: incident for the misdemeanor. So that's what see best has

896
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 10: to look forward to, and that's what's going on.

897
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 5: With he I thank you very much, Gina grad You know,

898
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 5: we got to get it's we're in a tie right

899
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:33,320
Speaker 5: now after last week's picks. Yeah, because Tyler was getting

900
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 5: killed and then all of a sudden he rallied, and

901
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 5: so now it's tied between no nothing, Gina, Gina when

902
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 5: it comes to football, and then mister a all terrible

903
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:47,880
Speaker 5: pick Tyler, terrible pip terrible pick Tyler. And so you know,

904
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:49,560
Speaker 5: let's get your picks for these guys. We need it.

905
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:50,239
Speaker 9: We can't.

906
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 5: It's the playoffs. It's the postseason. You can't end in

907
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 5: the tide, Okay, g know we believe in you, Okay,

908
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 5: I don't.

909
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 6: That's what makes it fun.

910
00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 7: All right, So we have that.

911
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 5: I got a couple other things I want to share

912
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,799
Speaker 5: with you. Anything you've got again eight seven seven forty

913
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 5: four Wooding, you can send us a text.

914
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 3: All right.

915
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 5: Well, it's the divisional round of the NFL playoffs, and

916
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:21,439
Speaker 5: we go into this round after last week's wild card

917
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 5: picks tied between know it all bad pick Tyler and

918
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 5: know nothing about sports in general Gina Grant. Terrible pick Tyler.

919
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 11: Nothing Gina's going just on vibes since she's.

920
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,839
Speaker 5: Doing really well. All right, So we figured we can't

921
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 5: have a tie in the postseason, so we'll try to

922
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:44,760
Speaker 5: break the tie and get the picks for this divisional

923
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 5: round this weekend. And we'll start with the Bills, who

924
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,280
Speaker 5: are in Denver playing the Broncos.

925
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 6: Who do you have, Gina grad Bills and the Broncos.

926
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 6: Which one is like the red, white, and blue.

927
00:42:58,719 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 5: And white Bills?

928
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 6: Okay?

929
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 5: The other other one orange?

930
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:04,839
Speaker 6: Okay, I'll take America for the win, all.

931
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 5: Right, So Gene's going with the Bills. Yeah, all right,

932
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 5: dumb ass Tyler.

933
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:11,360
Speaker 4: I'm also going to go with the Bills because I

934
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 4: don't trust bo Nix yet and that Denver.

935
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:14,799
Speaker 5: Oh, you just don't trust them.

936
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.

937
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:17,399
Speaker 5: And I love your energy. That's some really good energy.

938
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I'm just trying to stop. I know there's

939
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:23,320
Speaker 5: ladies listening.

940
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:25,239
Speaker 8: I have the.

941
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's you still got a pepperoni stuff, Tyler.

942
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,279
Speaker 6: Have the theory. You just picked what I picked. So

943
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 6: is this going to be a running theme? I hope not.

944
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:35,399
Speaker 7: I don't think.

945
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 6: Are you just going to go off my good vibe?

946
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 7: Come up with your own picks?

947
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 5: I've got the Broncos in this game. Yeah, I picked

948
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:44,720
Speaker 5: the Bronco on the prediction markets, the Broncos are fifty

949
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 5: and Bills are forty eight.

950
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, this one is pretty much a coin flip. I

951
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:49,879
Speaker 4: think the spread is like a point.

952
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:53,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, forty nine Ers and Seahawks. Who do you got,

953
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:56,359
Speaker 5: Gina gran Oh well, let's see.

954
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 10: I really like Greg and I know he likes the

955
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 10: forty nine Ers. I gotta tell you, I have I

956
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 10: remember whatever year it was when the Seahawks switched to

957
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:10,400
Speaker 10: those really fun uniforms with like the neon green and

958
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:12,840
Speaker 10: I love fun. I always thought those were so like

959
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 10: futurated games. Oh, I love those, So it would be

960
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:18,839
Speaker 10: it would be wrong of me to go against those

961
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 10: sweet costumes that.

962
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 5: Seems to have calmed down a little bit, right, Like

963
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,800
Speaker 5: I know in college football they went crazy with the

964
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 5: wild you know, yeah, looking uniforms fun for like I mean,

965
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 5: people look like like human highlighters.

966
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm going with the Seahawks.

967
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 5: You're going Seahawks?

968
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,840
Speaker 4: Well, I mean that was my pick, too good.

969
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:41,319
Speaker 5: I also have Seattle for the same reason.

970
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 6: For that game.

971
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:46,360
Speaker 5: They they look, they look they just look unbeatable and

972
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:49,399
Speaker 5: they're at home. They're at seventy three percent. Yeah, nine

973
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 5: ers twenty seven? All right, Texans Patriots. Gina Grad with

974
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,320
Speaker 5: America for the Bills.

975
00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 10: That's true, and I don't. As I've made it clear

976
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 10: on the show, I hate the name the Houston Texans.

977
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:07,800
Speaker 6: I think it's dumb. So I'm gonna go with Sammy's favorite,

978
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 6: the Patriots.

979
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:10,320
Speaker 5: All right, dumb ass, Tyler.

980
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 4: I'm still really high on that Texans defense, so I'm

981
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 4: going with Houston.

982
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 5: Finally, there we go.

983
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,399
Speaker 1: All right, so Tyler is going with the Texans. I've

984
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 1: got the Pats of that game. Yeah, they're at sixty.

985
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:21,840
Speaker 5: Who are the Patriots?

986
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 7: Yep? All right?

987
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,799
Speaker 5: And then one more game to pick, and that would

988
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 5: be the Rams and the Bears. I wish it was

989
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:29,439
Speaker 5: possible for both of them to lose and go home.

990
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 5: Unfortunately it's not Gina grand who gets your pick.

991
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:35,280
Speaker 10: Both of my parents are from Chicago. I was raised

992
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 10: to love and defend the Bears, so let's do it

993
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 10: for the family. Let's say the Bears.

994
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 5: All right, I have the Rams?

995
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 6: All right, Well, there you go.

996
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 4: I mean a couple difference there, alright. The Bears are

997
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 4: cool with the comeback stuff, but that's you're not going

998
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 4: to get it every time. That's going to break eventually.

999
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, and see on one of the games that they

1000
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 5: split on, I was all with Gina with the Patriots,

1001
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 5: but on this one, I'm with dumb ass Tyler.

1002
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 8: I got the Rams again. As much as that pains

1003
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:01,359
Speaker 8: me to say, if all the predictions are right, then

1004
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:02,799
Speaker 8: we're gonna end up with the tie again.

1005
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 7: Figures.

1006
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, the predictions, Well, what can that game? What's the

1007
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:11,400
Speaker 5: So the RAMS are at sixty five percent? And what

1008
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 5: are you looking at? What's the I'm looking at Calshi

1009
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 5: prediction markets.

1010
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:20,319
Speaker 11: Oh okay, all right, So remind me what did y'all

1011
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 11: bet on this anything at all?

1012
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 6: A lot of money?

1013
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 5: Breakfast for everybody, okay, breakfast?

1014
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, twenty bucks. Okay, yeah, it's like twenty dollars all

1015
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 6: the breakfast twenty bucks can buy.

1016
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:34,840
Speaker 5: Four Woodie is the phone number. You can hit us

1017
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 5: up with the text over to to nine eight seven.

1018
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 14: Uh.

1019
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 5: There is a story in the news that I wanted

1020
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 5: to tell you about where you know what, I'm gonna

1021
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 5: take this email be right back.

1022
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:48,879
Speaker 3: Ratings come out every week and if they're not good

1023
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:50,880
Speaker 3: good enough, that's.

1024
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 5: And just like that, it's another new hour Insensitivity training

1025
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:03,399
Speaker 5: for a politically correct world on a full writ that's right,

1026
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,440
Speaker 5: end of another week. Thank you for being here, Woodie,

1027
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 5: Greg Gory two minutes.

1028
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 1: What it is?

1029
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:09,319
Speaker 2: Right?

1030
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 5: There, got Gina grat Sea Bass is here. We got

1031
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:16,800
Speaker 5: Sammy Morgan is here. Phones are open, turn.

1032
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 7: Your mic on.

1033
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:17,879
Speaker 5: There we go, try it out?

1034
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:18,400
Speaker 7: Now there we go.

1035
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:24,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, according to the video, uh and the listeners feedback

1036
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 5: after going back and checking out, that was a hickey

1037
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:30,319
Speaker 5: for sure? No, no, I mean you guys can read

1038
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 5: about when you read the comments, because did we not

1039
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 5: just talk about this?

1040
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:36,839
Speaker 9: The truth goes further?

1041
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 5: But read the comments. Okay, believe people know a hickey

1042
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 5: when they see it. Dude, I'll brack about getting someone

1043
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 5: I'm not. That's fine with me.

1044
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 7: That did make me think about that though, even if

1045
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:52,760
Speaker 7: you're eighteen or whatever, why are you giving hickeys?

1046
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 1: What? Like?

1047
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 5: Is it fun? I think it's it's like how animals

1048
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 5: mark their territory.

1049
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, territorial like kiss me somewhere else, not the next

1050
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 6: thank you?

1051
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 7: But I've never liked it.

1052
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 5: But who Okay, I'm trying to remember being a kid. Hickeys?

1053
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:12,879
Speaker 5: Were those a dude given a hickey? To a girl

1054
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 5: or were those girls given hickeys to dudes?

1055
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:18,760
Speaker 6: Both ways, but you notice it on girls mostly girls.

1056
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 17: Yeah, the curling iron excuse because I could see I

1057
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 17: could see girls like if there was like another chick

1058
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 17: that was interested in their dude, like planting that on them, right.

1059
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 5: Like back off, bitch yep right check. How women, as

1060
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 5: you get then older, will then leave something in an

1061
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 5: area not necessarily obvious in some dude's apartment, like something, yes, exactly,

1062
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 5: you know, some something the claiming their marking their territory

1063
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:55,319
Speaker 5: kind of thing like in the art. Yeah, we were

1064
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 5: when Burke Kreischer was in here. We were talking about

1065
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 5: you know, would you rather seck? Hand job? Mouth party?

1066
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:06,359
Speaker 5: Was a surprising hickeys and hand jobs seems.

1067
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 6: So like, I don't know, it sounds like a country song.

1068
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1069
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:14,480
Speaker 5: Like Gina told me she was riding a bicycle last weekend,

1070
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 5: and I go, dude, bicycles are fine until you're old

1071
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,839
Speaker 5: enough to drive, and then they're no longer acceptable. I'm

1072
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 5: sure on a mountain, you know what I mean, or

1073
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 5: doing it for the actual or doing it.

1074
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:29,320
Speaker 1: For actual exercise, well not to go somewhere.

1075
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 5: Yes, you see a grown ass adult on a bike.

1076
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 5: It's either they've lost their license because of like a

1077
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:38,360
Speaker 5: d u. I you mean, if they're not they're a

1078
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:44,359
Speaker 5: drug addict. All right, but yeah, like hickeys, I put

1079
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 5: hickeys and hand jobs kind of in.

1080
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 6: That same Yeah, that's teenagers.

1081
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 5: Nobody wants them, but they'll take them.

1082
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 9: Good thing.

1083
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 11: None of this applies to me, So all right, sure,

1084
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:56,799
Speaker 11: what's the segment we need to get to see?

1085
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 5: And that's that's the other he's an I don't necessarily.

1086
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,919
Speaker 1: During the pot Yeah I am, yeah, all right, okay,

1087
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 1: cool story.

1088
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe I try to throw us off? How would

1089
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:11,880
Speaker 5: call that a fail? Way to go? Time for your

1090
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:55,280
Speaker 5: Friday fail stories? All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

1091
00:50:55,360 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 5: in his time for your Friday fail story. As people

1092
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Speaker 5: thought they had the perfect plan, the plan that can

1093
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 5: never go wrong, and then somewhere along the line that

1094
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 5: went from being a great idea to one big, stinking

1095
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 5: mega uber ultra. Okay, it's better better than last week,

1096
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:32,239
Speaker 5: way better, way better than last week. Not our best

1097
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:34,359
Speaker 5: work ever, but I mean it was it was a week.

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00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was.

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00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 5: It was fun. It was fun. The classic mom questioned

1100
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 5: for our first story. Here if your friends jumped off

1101
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 5: a bridge. Would you do it to it? Question? How

1102
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 5: high's the bridge? Is it a cool jump? Well? This

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00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,880
Speaker 5: twenty nine year old guy in Vancouver, British Columbia. He

1104
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 5: jumped off a bridge and ended up getting stranded on

1105
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 5: the side of a river. The coast guard had to

1106
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 5: come rescue him. He was taking the hospital to get

1107
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 5: it checked out, you know, get everything to make sure

1108
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 5: everything's fine. And then the cops talked to him, thinking, hey,

1109
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 5: he might have been trying to offer himself or something,

1110
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:06,200
Speaker 5: but no, it was just a dare from one of

1111
00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 5: his friends.

1112
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:11,480
Speaker 6: Of course it was yeah, so that did. Yeah, that's aw.

1113
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:14,920
Speaker 5: You don't want to look like a puss exactly. Here's

1114
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:17,480
Speaker 5: one from Texas. Forty eight year old dude. He went

1115
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 5: on a bit of a rampage after he tore down

1116
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:24,080
Speaker 5: the flags at a veteran's display and he vandalized the church.

1117
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:27,439
Speaker 5: Cool guy, wow. Nice. The man was tracked down pulled

1118
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 5: over by the cops. At that point, he got out

1119
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 5: of the car started acting all aggressive. He was eventually

1120
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:36,319
Speaker 5: placed under arrest and taken to fail jail. Now how

1121
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:39,439
Speaker 5: the cops figure out who they were looking for because

1122
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 5: the guy left his driver's license behind on the grass

1123
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:46,279
Speaker 5: where he had destroyed all the flags. Failed. I got

1124
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 5: another one of those, like busted by a dumb reason thing.

1125
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, oh yeah, this is it. Okay, another idiot.

1126
00:52:56,680 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 5: This about some idiots. They were in and in the neighborhood,

1127
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 5: breaking in the houses. Cops called and the guys thought

1128
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:06,480
Speaker 5: they had gotten away with it until the cops were

1129
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 5: able to match the shoes that they were wearing two

1130
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:13,319
Speaker 5: prints that they found at the scene. Thanks to them

1131
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 5: stepping in some dog poop and leaving a print on

1132
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:21,239
Speaker 5: one of the windowsips of the houses they were breaking into,

1133
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,400
Speaker 5: they were all taken to failed.

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00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 1: I like that.

1135
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:31,800
Speaker 5: Now. This next one comes from New Hampshire, where a

1136
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:34,800
Speaker 5: group of twenty hikers decided to go up Mount Washington.

1137
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 5: They climbed all the way to the summit, where they

1138
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 5: were hoping to get a lift back down. Just one issue.

1139
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 5: Summit services were closed for the season, as was the

1140
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 5: entire state park, so the hikers they were trapped. They

1141
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:51,360
Speaker 5: had come to the mountain ill prepared for the winter

1142
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 5: conditions and began showing signs of hypothermia. Well, lucky for them,

1143
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:57,719
Speaker 5: a train that goes up and down the mountain saw

1144
00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,479
Speaker 5: them were able to rescue them. The State Parks Park

1145
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 5: issued a statement saying that if you go up to

1146
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:04,920
Speaker 5: the summit unprepared and you don't have the right gear,

1147
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:06,239
Speaker 5: please hike another day.

1148
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 3: Don't don't hike.

1149
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 7: That wouldn't have happened if you were sitting on your couch.

1150
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,360
Speaker 5: Yeah. And this is one of my favorite stories of

1151
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 5: the week. It's about these three chicks. They were on

1152
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:21,319
Speaker 5: a trip and they had rented a car to get

1153
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 5: around the area, and they were out and join the sites,

1154
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 5: having a great time. Decided that their next stop would

1155
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:29,400
Speaker 5: be the ski slopes, so they threw it into the

1156
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 5: GPS and they followed the directions just a little too well,

1157
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:39,800
Speaker 5: drove the car up the actual ski slope and got stuck.

1158
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 5: You see this Every once a while, people will make

1159
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:44,359
Speaker 5: a hard left right into the water. Yeah, oh yeah,

1160
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 5: I know it's telling you to take a left, but

1161
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 5: did you see the water in.

1162
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 6: The office when Dwight's yelling Michael, it can't mean that.

1163
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1164
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:55,800
Speaker 5: And getting the car down the slope turned out to

1165
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:57,960
Speaker 5: be tricky because instead of driving it down and risk

1166
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:00,440
Speaker 5: losing traction on the snow and crouching, the Alreadys had

1167
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:04,480
Speaker 5: to call in three cranes nice to pick up the

1168
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:09,680
Speaker 5: car and move it. That process took hours. Losers, women drivers,

1169
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:10,160
Speaker 5: Am I right?

1170
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:16,520
Speaker 7: We learned? Do you ever get jealous watching TV commercials?

1171
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:18,399
Speaker 7: It's like for an suv or a truck and they're

1172
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:21,840
Speaker 7: driving on mountains or on beaches or up some rocky

1173
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:25,560
Speaker 7: hill and think, where can you do that? I want

1174
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:26,839
Speaker 7: to drive all over a beach.

1175
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:31,000
Speaker 5: Other people that customize their their trucks and jeeps and stuff.

1176
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,000
Speaker 5: They have the exhaust that goes up like a like

1177
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:37,319
Speaker 5: you see on a submarine. Yeah, yeah, that's for muddon gagster. Yeah,

1178
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:40,000
Speaker 5: it's thinking like, well, you're gonna gonna yeah creek or

1179
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,240
Speaker 5: I know, but you're in the middle of a city totally.

1180
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:44,759
Speaker 5: And if you have a car like that, this is

1181
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,600
Speaker 5: your daily driver, right you know what I mean? You

1182
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 5: got the gas? Can I get having that for going

1183
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:50,920
Speaker 5: out and doing that kind of stuff?

1184
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,360
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know they do on the weekends.

1185
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,080
Speaker 5: And then you see the person who gets out of

1186
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 5: that car and you're you're making a judgment right there

1187
00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:03,160
Speaker 5: because you're looking at this person going like when yeah,

1188
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:07,440
Speaker 5: like like like dudes wearing carhart who don't do car

1189
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 5: hard stuff.

1190
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:12,759
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like this.

1191
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 5: This guy is only driving this thing around here.

1192
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:17,319
Speaker 6: Yeah, just go to the bank.

1193
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:22,719
Speaker 5: He's only driven this unpaved Yeah, but just in case

1194
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:24,400
Speaker 5: the water ever comes up to the doors.

1195
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:25,279
Speaker 9: He's good.

1196
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:27,160
Speaker 5: He is setting ready to saving.

1197
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:29,680
Speaker 7: Which will happen? Oh, can I share a devastating failed

1198
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 7: story of my own. You guys are going to be

1199
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 7: just shocked at this, and you can relate. I got

1200
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 7: a piece of junk mail because I recently signed up

1201
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:39,520
Speaker 7: for Triple A, right, so Triple A sends me this mail,

1202
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 7: clearly junk mail, so I just tore it up without

1203
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 7: even checking the contents of it. The contents were return

1204
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 7: address labels that I've been wanting, and I ripped them up,

1205
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:56,399
Speaker 7: thrown away, a bunch of brand new credit cards. Done

1206
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:59,600
Speaker 7: that sort, get your brand new credit card. And then

1207
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 7: I did cut up the fake No no, no, no,

1208
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 7: I have the old one and the new one. Put

1209
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 7: them down the wrong one. The scissors cut up the

1210
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 7: new one.

1211
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 5: Damn it.

1212
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:11,680
Speaker 7: And I've done that times.

1213
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:15,880
Speaker 6: God, yeah, I'm paying without the sticker.

1214
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:18,800
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah. I had the the two cards, and I

1215
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:20,280
Speaker 5: had a bunch of stuff that I was bringing to

1216
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:22,760
Speaker 5: the shredder, you know, and walk in there, and I

1217
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 5: realized it as soon as it got like the grip

1218
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 5: of this shreader got grip of it. Oh no, no,

1219
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:30,720
Speaker 5: no no, because it was already gone.

1220
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:34,440
Speaker 7: No no, no, no, no no, I'm glad one.

1221
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 5: Oh hell no, you're not the only one.

1222
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 7: Thank god.

1223
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 5: Eight seven seven forty four. What he's the number. As

1224
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 5: you know, if you want to be a part of

1225
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 5: the show, and coming up next, this is something you

1226
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 5: can get in on dad jokes, you guys. Yeah, some

1227
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 5: Friday dad jokes, you know, the little silly one liners,

1228
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 5: fun stuff, one liner, little dad jokes. People love this

1229
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:56,919
Speaker 5: segment and we have a whole round of dad jokes

1230
00:57:56,960 --> 00:57:58,880
Speaker 5: coming up next. So if you would like to participate,

1231
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:01,280
Speaker 5: you can give us a call right now for taking

1232
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:03,960
Speaker 5: those calls getting them lined up. Eight seven seven forty four, Woody.

1233
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:05,560
Speaker 5: That's eight seven seven forty four.

1234
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:12,439
Speaker 3: What burn, Oh my god, the shows back al.

1235
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:16,000
Speaker 5: So looking for your dad jokes. Run a dad jokes

1236
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 5: eight seven seven forty four, Woody, it's eight seven seven

1237
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:21,800
Speaker 5: forty four, Woody. Keep it keep it like, keep it fun,

1238
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 5: keep it short. Yeah, sometimes people call up and it's yes,

1239
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 5: it's a punny like punchline.

1240
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,520
Speaker 13: But man, does it take a long time to get

1241
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 13: there to suffer through. That's the way the humor was,

1242
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:36,320
Speaker 13: especially you have the old joke books, it was these

1243
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:40,680
Speaker 13: like four paragraph setups for like yeah, dogs ever, yeah,

1244
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,120
Speaker 13: every birthday outright?

1245
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 7: Okay, all right?

1246
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:48,000
Speaker 5: Eight seven, seven forty four, Woody Friday dad jokes. Yeah,

1247
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 5: and we'll go right to the phones with Christian.

1248
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:54,680
Speaker 3: Hey, Christian, how are you show? Love you baby?

1249
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:55,720
Speaker 7: You baby?

1250
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 5: All right? What's your dad joke?

1251
00:58:58,440 --> 00:58:58,760
Speaker 14: All right?

1252
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:02,880
Speaker 5: So why couldn't the toilet paper across the road? Why

1253
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 5: couldn't the toilet paper across the road? Why because it

1254
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:11,840
Speaker 5: was stuck in the crack. So you're talking about butts?

1255
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:16,320
Speaker 5: Thank you, Christian, dad joke on the text? What do

1256
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 5: you get when you sit on ice too long? What

1257
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:25,200
Speaker 5: holoids speak to you?

1258
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:26,840
Speaker 6: See?

1259
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:30,520
Speaker 5: Seas? I always go like, oh god, dad jokes when

1260
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:32,720
Speaker 5: you begged me to do the segment. But now that

1261
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:34,880
Speaker 5: we've done a couple, and then I remember that you

1262
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 5: know what it is? Yeah, yeah, I mean okay, so

1263
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 5: let's go to see bess you guys, what do you got?

1264
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:39,920
Speaker 3: Well?

1265
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:42,640
Speaker 1: I hate dad jokes for two reasons. Number one, obviously

1266
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:45,000
Speaker 1: they're just puns. But number two, the name dad. Okay,

1267
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 1: let's get some feminist jokes in here. And as the

1268
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:49,640
Speaker 1: lead feminis on the show, did you know that we

1269
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:51,760
Speaker 1: don't need to pay the women, the women the same

1270
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:54,240
Speaker 1: as men. We don't, we don't need to pay them. No, no,

1271
00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:55,960
Speaker 1: just pay men the same as women. And see how

1272
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:56,720
Speaker 1: angry they get.

1273
00:59:58,880 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 5: Get it.

1274
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:00,880
Speaker 14: That's a.

1275
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:06,480
Speaker 5: Crushed it. Let's see if Trevor can one up you

1276
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 5: on that one. Hey, Trevor, what do you show?

1277
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 16: How's it going?

1278
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:13,280
Speaker 5: What's up? Dad? Joke? What do you got? What's the

1279
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:17,120
Speaker 5: difference between a refrigerator and a woman? What's the difference

1280
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:19,720
Speaker 5: between the refrigerator and a woman? I think I know

1281
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:20,439
Speaker 5: where this is going.

1282
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:24,040
Speaker 9: The fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

1283
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 5: Oh wow, that's exactly. That's why I knew that was going.

1284
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:32,640
Speaker 5: It's a gay guy, not woman, I know. But I

1285
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:34,520
Speaker 5: think they were trying to play off of what you

1286
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:42,120
Speaker 5: said up. Yeah, yeah, exactly. As a feminist, you should

1287
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:45,840
Speaker 5: be all about that. I hate him, Nelson, You're next, up.

1288
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:47,640
Speaker 9: Joy, What do you got?

1289
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 14: All right?

1290
01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 2: So Mieli WHI walked out of the movie theater and

1291
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:53,440
Speaker 2: she said, oh my god, I'm lost, horrible, And I

1292
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:58,560
Speaker 2: said I see a finger singe strange.

1293
01:00:58,560 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 5: I think maybe he went to the theater for the

1294
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 5: final episode of Stranger. Let's go to Oscar, Hey, Oscar

1295
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:10,680
Speaker 5: to lay a good dad joke on us.

1296
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:15,040
Speaker 3: All right, So why did the frog destroy all his clothing?

1297
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:18,680
Speaker 5: Why did the frog destroy all his clothing?

1298
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:18,880
Speaker 7: Why?

1299
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:22,200
Speaker 14: Because his best friend kept saying rip it?

1300
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:31,640
Speaker 7: Greg Can didn't containing himself. Yeah, that one was not good,

1301
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:35,400
Speaker 7: Greg Gory. Yeah, I saw a sign on an out

1302
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:39,040
Speaker 7: of business brothel. The other guy did, yeah, said we're closed.

1303
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:39,520
Speaker 7: Beat it.

1304
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,920
Speaker 5: Getting menace?

1305
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:47,760
Speaker 8: Yes, well, I was excited to hear that Apple might

1306
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:51,280
Speaker 8: start selling its own cars. You do sound excited until

1307
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:54,600
Speaker 8: I heard they wouldn't support windows.

1308
01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:01,720
Speaker 6: Of the frog. One kind of sandals to frogs wear?

1309
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:04,560
Speaker 5: What kind of send us to frogs wear? Open toad?

1310
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:09,080
Speaker 5: This one off the text? What's the difference between a

1311
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:13,440
Speaker 5: wife and a battery? Sea bass? What's preposterous?

1312
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:13,800
Speaker 1: Notions?

1313
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:14,160
Speaker 7: All here?

1314
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:19,520
Speaker 5: Batteries have a positive side. I figured that would play

1315
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:21,520
Speaker 5: your sensibility a lot.

1316
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:24,760
Speaker 6: Of Hey, I have a question. Why did the jaguar

1317
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:26,160
Speaker 6: eat the tightrope walker?

1318
01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:29,240
Speaker 5: Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?

1319
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:31,640
Speaker 6: Why it was craving a well balanced meal.

1320
01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:36,600
Speaker 5: What do you call a bra that you just can't

1321
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:38,960
Speaker 5: take off? What's that a booby trap?

1322
01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:42,440
Speaker 1: Oh?

1323
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:43,720
Speaker 5: Greg, I love this one.

1324
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:46,560
Speaker 8: You didn't read it your It's one of your favorites,

1325
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:50,200
Speaker 8: says When I die, I want to be creamy cremated, because.

1326
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:52,640
Speaker 5: That's my last chance to have a smoking, hot body.

1327
01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:54,320
Speaker 3: Like that.

1328
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:58,240
Speaker 5: Hey, what do you call a lazy kangaroo? What a

1329
01:02:58,400 --> 01:02:59,280
Speaker 5: pouch potato?

1330
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:04,720
Speaker 6: What do you get when you cast a lemon and

1331
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:07,840
Speaker 6: a cat? What a sour pusse?

1332
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:15,240
Speaker 5: Back to the phones. Do you guys want technology? Animal?

1333
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:15,960
Speaker 6: Animal?

1334
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:16,400
Speaker 7: Animal?

1335
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:19,760
Speaker 5: All right, let's go to Danielle. H Danielle, what's your

1336
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:20,240
Speaker 5: dad joke?

1337
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:24,000
Speaker 14: What kind of bear has no teeth?

1338
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:26,640
Speaker 5: What kind of bear has no teeth?

1339
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:27,000
Speaker 9: I don't know.

1340
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:34,760
Speaker 5: It's a good one, Thank you, Dan, Danielle. Let's go

1341
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:40,240
Speaker 5: to technology with Buck. Hey, Buck, what's your dad joke? Hey?

1342
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:45,600
Speaker 5: Good faring to dad joke?

1343
01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:45,880
Speaker 7: Buck?

1344
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:48,840
Speaker 14: What do you buy from an internet dealer?

1345
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:50,960
Speaker 5: What do you buy from an internet dealer?

1346
01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:53,280
Speaker 3: What Instagram?

1347
01:03:56,560 --> 01:04:01,160
Speaker 5: Let's go to David. What do you show? Hey, David?

1348
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:01,600
Speaker 7: How are you?

1349
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:04,520
Speaker 5: What's what's your dad joke? Good? O?

1350
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:07,120
Speaker 14: Hey, So turn my walks into a bar and says

1351
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:08,880
Speaker 14: where's the bartender?

1352
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:10,600
Speaker 6: Hey?

1353
01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:17,320
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm not getting I'm getting like you to enthusiasm,

1354
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:25,040
Speaker 5: wants to eat the bar tender like eating good tender?

1355
01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:25,280
Speaker 1: Like?

1356
01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:25,560
Speaker 6: Right?

1357
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:25,760
Speaker 18: Am?

1358
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:28,640
Speaker 5: I getting? Okay?

1359
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:31,320
Speaker 7: It's all right, sure.

1360
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:35,840
Speaker 5: Is, Let's go to Michelle. What's up, Michelle? Hi?

1361
01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:43,080
Speaker 19: Okay, did you hear about the big thief escaped prison?

1362
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:43,960
Speaker 7: I didn't.

1363
01:04:45,520 --> 01:04:50,960
Speaker 5: Well, the police are coming in the area to find him. Michelle,

1364
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:52,600
Speaker 5: Thank you? I love you guy.

1365
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:56,840
Speaker 8: But hey, do you know how to make a waterbed

1366
01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:59,720
Speaker 8: bouncier that spring water?

1367
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:04,160
Speaker 5: What does a snail riding on a turtle's back say?

1368
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:12,560
Speaker 5: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of socks in

1369
01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:13,960
Speaker 5: case he got a hole in one?

1370
01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:18,640
Speaker 7: What do you call a hooker in Italy a prostitute?

1371
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:24,520
Speaker 5: What do you call a laxative with alphabet soup?

1372
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:28,880
Speaker 7: A laxative with alphabet soup? Yeah? What letter?

1373
01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:29,280
Speaker 5: Rip?

1374
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:32,400
Speaker 6: What did a horse say after it tripped?

1375
01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:33,120
Speaker 7: What's up?

1376
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:33,960
Speaker 5: Help?

1377
01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:35,840
Speaker 6: I've fallen and I can't giddy up?

1378
01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:40,360
Speaker 5: Yea. The internet connection on my farm was very weak,

1379
01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:42,920
Speaker 5: so I moved the motem to the barn. Now I

1380
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:48,600
Speaker 5: have a stable connection here you go. What do you

1381
01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:52,440
Speaker 5: call a hundred rabbits and a conga line going backwards

1382
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:59,320
Speaker 5: for you see bass, they say, a receding hairline. That's

1383
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:02,160
Speaker 5: what this one's really good for. Seas you're like this one.

1384
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:06,200
Speaker 5: How are women like hurricanes because they're strong and powerful.

1385
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:11,520
Speaker 5: When they come, they're wet and wild. When they leave,

1386
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:13,880
Speaker 5: they take your house and your dog with them.

1387
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,040
Speaker 7: Okay, okay.

1388
01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:21,600
Speaker 1: How many feminists it takes to change a light bulb?

1389
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:22,240
Speaker 7: How many?

1390
01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:22,919
Speaker 5: None?

1391
01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:24,560
Speaker 1: It's the light bulb that needs changing.

1392
01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:36,560
Speaker 5: Truth. And what did the two strings do in a race?

1393
01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:47,840
Speaker 5: They tied because their strings? All right, let's go to Amelia, Hey, Amelia, Hey, hey, Friday,

1394
01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:48,360
Speaker 5: dad joke?

1395
01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:48,840
Speaker 7: What do you got?

1396
01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:50,360
Speaker 1: All right?

1397
01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:55,000
Speaker 3: What do you call a homeboy in a nativity scene?

1398
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:58,160
Speaker 5: What do you call homeboy in a nativity scene?

1399
01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:01,080
Speaker 14: What away in a manger?

1400
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:09,960
Speaker 5: I'd like away away in a minute. I think I'm

1401
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,480
Speaker 5: too white to get to get it.

1402
01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:15,480
Speaker 7: I'm right there with your Yeah, right, thank.

1403
01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:19,640
Speaker 5: You, Amelia, appreciate delivery. Let's go to Tony, Hey, Tony.

1404
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:21,440
Speaker 9: Hey, what are you?

1405
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:21,880
Speaker 14: Good morning?

1406
01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:22,560
Speaker 5: Good morning?

1407
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:22,840
Speaker 7: All right?

1408
01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:26,640
Speaker 5: You got the final one, the final dad joke? We

1409
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:28,880
Speaker 5: make it good man from last.

1410
01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:30,320
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1411
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:32,600
Speaker 14: So a host walks into bar.

1412
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:37,240
Speaker 8: And bartender ask them, hey, buddy, what's with the long face?

1413
01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:44,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I'm not saying that menace. I know you

1414
01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:46,320
Speaker 5: just passed me as Sarah Jessica Parker joke. I'm not

1415
01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:50,320
Speaker 5: every time. I'm not doing that. That was great. Well

1416
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:51,919
Speaker 5: that's how you do the Friday dad jokes.

1417
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:53,000
Speaker 14: Any really.

1418
01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:56,560
Speaker 5: A couple of a couple of not gettings in there.

1419
01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:58,840
Speaker 5: But yeah, yeah, that's that's okay.

1420
01:07:58,960 --> 01:07:59,720
Speaker 6: We like the commitment.

1421
01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:03,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, ain't nothing but a jap. Thanks the bet.

1422
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:07,080
Speaker 3: Ain't nothing but a Soco Sports Day with the.

1423
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:12,760
Speaker 5: G Jeff Garcie. I think six yo. Happy Friday, Jeff G.

1424
01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:14,400
Speaker 15: What's going on a happy Friday?

1425
01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:15,040
Speaker 5: What you show?

1426
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:17,800
Speaker 15: Lakers defense was missing in action last night. Purple and

1427
01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:21,080
Speaker 15: Goal lost to the Hornets one thirty five to one seventeen.

1428
01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:24,400
Speaker 15: Here is a very bummed out Lakers coach JJ Reddick.

1429
01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:29,040
Speaker 5: I thought we fought me just another another team that

1430
01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:29,960
Speaker 5: has a hot shooting night.

1431
01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:32,439
Speaker 15: Yeah, Lakers had no answer for LaMelo Ball and the

1432
01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:36,320
Speaker 15: other Hornet shooters. Lakers can't guard younger and quicker teams.

1433
01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:38,680
Speaker 15: We've seen that all season long. They definitely need to

1434
01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:40,760
Speaker 15: make a move at the trade deadline. Lakers are in

1435
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:43,960
Speaker 15: Portland tomorrow. Clippers on the road today at four thirty

1436
01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:47,519
Speaker 15: in Toronto, baseball Dodgers did it again. They signed free

1437
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:51,200
Speaker 15: agent right fielder Kyle Tucker two hundred and forty million

1438
01:08:51,439 --> 01:08:54,439
Speaker 15: dollars deal. This year's Dodger lineup is going to be insane.

1439
01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:57,200
Speaker 15: By the way, don't forget ten am this morning, tickets

1440
01:08:57,240 --> 01:08:58,120
Speaker 15: go on sale.

1441
01:08:57,880 --> 01:08:58,719
Speaker 5: For Dodger Fest.

1442
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:02,160
Speaker 15: And speaking of the Dodger, retired Dodger Clinton Kershaw will

1443
01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:05,360
Speaker 15: pitch for Team USA in the World Baseball Classic NHL

1444
01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:08,160
Speaker 15: Freeway faceoff tonight at Crypto dot Com Arena. It is

1445
01:09:08,320 --> 01:09:12,040
Speaker 15: Kings and Ducks. NFL playoffs continue tomorrow, Bills and Broncos

1446
01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:15,479
Speaker 15: at one thirty, then Niners and Seahawks at five Sunday,

1447
01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:19,280
Speaker 15: Texans and Patriots at noon, Rams and Bears at five pm.

1448
01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:21,040
Speaker 15: You know, last week what the show, I went three

1449
01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:22,760
Speaker 15: and one with my picks. I'll try to keep it going.

1450
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:26,160
Speaker 15: Give me the Bills, Seahawks, Pats and Rams. And since

1451
01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:29,439
Speaker 15: we're talking gambling, thirty nine different men's college basketball players

1452
01:09:29,479 --> 01:09:32,960
Speaker 15: from smaller D one schools indicted for fixing games. They

1453
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:35,960
Speaker 15: were offered between ten and thirty g's to shave points

1454
01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:37,479
Speaker 15: so other people could get paid.

1455
01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:40,040
Speaker 5: You know, gambling so accessible. Now this is going to

1456
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:41,080
Speaker 5: be a regular occurrence.

1457
01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:43,080
Speaker 15: And that's when at least this morning, shout out to

1458
01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:44,400
Speaker 15: my oldest son, Happy birthday.

1459
01:09:44,479 --> 01:09:44,599
Speaker 5: Man.

1460
01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:47,880
Speaker 15: Listening all the way from Rome on the free iHeartRadio app.

1461
01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:50,040
Speaker 15: I'm Jfty and that's your SoCal sports.

1462
01:09:49,680 --> 01:09:52,080
Speaker 5: All right, JEFFG. Everybody, and how you got to your son?

1463
01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:52,719
Speaker 9: Yeah?

1464
01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:57,120
Speaker 5: Man, it's Jeff G. Beams. When he talks about his son,

1465
01:09:57,520 --> 01:10:04,320
Speaker 5: it's like playing ball and rating hum. Yeah, okay, okay,

1466
01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:05,320
Speaker 5: I don't care.

1467
01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:07,240
Speaker 3: I think I know what that is. Yeah, this is

1468
01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:08,000
Speaker 3: the Woodie Show.

1469
01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:12,320
Speaker 5: Well, Sea Bass is not the only one looking to

1470
01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:15,000
Speaker 5: get married, or it would be open to the idea

1471
01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:16,760
Speaker 5: of getting married in twenty twenty six. He said that

1472
01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:19,599
Speaker 5: was maybe as like a goal near yar revolution another

1473
01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:23,600
Speaker 5: intelligence billionaire out there. Yeah, but this this dude is

1474
01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:28,000
Speaker 5: also looking to get married. I saw this online and

1475
01:10:28,479 --> 01:10:30,519
Speaker 5: this guy's looking for a husband. Here we go.

1476
01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:36,400
Speaker 2: Okay, so I've decided I'm looking for a husband now.

1477
01:10:36,479 --> 01:10:38,760
Speaker 2: Hear me out, hear me out. I'm looking for a

1478
01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:43,240
Speaker 2: straight man that would like to get married to another

1479
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:45,680
Speaker 2: straight man. You can date any woman you want to.

1480
01:10:46,360 --> 01:10:47,720
Speaker 2: You can have many girls you want to.

1481
01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:48,400
Speaker 5: I don't care.

1482
01:10:48,479 --> 01:10:49,320
Speaker 3: I'll never bitch about it.

1483
01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:50,040
Speaker 5: I don't care.

1484
01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:54,479
Speaker 2: I just want a joint, two income household. Honestly, I'll

1485
01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:57,519
Speaker 2: remodel the house. I'll make it have two master bedrooms.

1486
01:10:57,640 --> 01:10:58,080
Speaker 5: I don't care.

1487
01:10:58,160 --> 01:11:00,360
Speaker 2: An if i'm the sern, you can have the master

1488
01:11:00,439 --> 01:11:02,519
Speaker 2: bedroom now. I'll remodel the house and then take it

1489
01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:04,640
Speaker 2: when it's done. Because we'll have two incomes, we can

1490
01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:06,920
Speaker 2: afford it. A couple of things be nice. It'd be

1491
01:11:07,479 --> 01:11:09,679
Speaker 2: nice if you like had a boat, you know, that'd

1492
01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:12,040
Speaker 2: be cool. But if not, don't care. We buy one,

1493
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:14,400
Speaker 2: you and I buddy you and I. We needn't buy

1494
01:11:14,439 --> 01:11:17,240
Speaker 2: one together. We'll have some nice That's what we're gonna do.

1495
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:18,000
Speaker 7: Guess what.

1496
01:11:18,160 --> 01:11:19,040
Speaker 5: Holidays roll around.

1497
01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:22,320
Speaker 2: You don't buy me anything, nothing, not for my birthday,

1498
01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:24,360
Speaker 2: not for Valentine's Christmas.

1499
01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:24,880
Speaker 3: Nothing.

1500
01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:26,320
Speaker 5: Let's just grab a couple of beers.

1501
01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:27,559
Speaker 3: Doesn't that sound nice?

1502
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:31,480
Speaker 18: Doesn't that sound really really nice? No bitching, no complaining.

1503
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,120
Speaker 18: Holidays roll around. Let's go get a couple of beers.

1504
01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:37,720
Speaker 18: You know anything anything. You don't have a motorcycle, you

1505
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:38,599
Speaker 18: could ride one of mine.

1506
01:11:38,680 --> 01:11:39,120
Speaker 7: I don't care.

1507
01:11:39,520 --> 01:11:40,400
Speaker 5: We'll go get you one.

1508
01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:42,840
Speaker 3: We can afford it. Be nice to be cleaned up

1509
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:43,439
Speaker 3: around the house.

1510
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:44,080
Speaker 5: That'd be cool.

1511
01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:45,120
Speaker 3: But you know what, don't care.

1512
01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:47,680
Speaker 5: We can get a maid, we can afford it. We'll

1513
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:49,839
Speaker 5: pay a little extra, have a clean topless.

1514
01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:50,680
Speaker 3: Wouldn't that be nice?

1515
01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:53,720
Speaker 5: That'd be nice. Guess what, no bitching, don't care. You

1516
01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:56,360
Speaker 5: won't care. I won't care. I just want the tax benefits.

1517
01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:59,040
Speaker 2: I want the two income household and none of the

1518
01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:01,320
Speaker 2: problems that come along with marrying someone of the office

1519
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:03,479
Speaker 2: of sex. You can, like I said, date whoever you

1520
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:05,080
Speaker 2: want to has many and many as you want to.

1521
01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:06,760
Speaker 3: Ow high five.

1522
01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:07,280
Speaker 5: Good for you.

1523
01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:08,360
Speaker 3: She's a pretty girl.

1524
01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:09,320
Speaker 8: Ow high.

1525
01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:10,120
Speaker 5: She's an ungler.

1526
01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:10,640
Speaker 3: Don't care.

1527
01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:12,200
Speaker 5: Kills a kill. That's why we're saying that.

1528
01:12:12,320 --> 01:12:13,720
Speaker 14: Don't here what you do.

1529
01:12:14,160 --> 01:12:17,400
Speaker 3: I don't stay at all that long, drunkish, don't care.

1530
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:20,720
Speaker 2: You want to wash car parks and a dishwasher?

1531
01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:21,400
Speaker 5: I'll give us.

1532
01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:23,439
Speaker 3: Just gonna be nice, isn't it it?

1533
01:12:23,560 --> 01:12:30,800
Speaker 5: Canna be nice everybody. Not a bad great idea, not

1534
01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:33,280
Speaker 5: a bad idea. More what the show's coming up here?

1535
01:12:33,320 --> 01:12:35,360
Speaker 5: So what he showed me back back talking a bit.

1536
01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:39,760
Speaker 5: We got the d U i Q coming up. There'll

1537
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:44,080
Speaker 5: be another chance to win some stuff. The drunks that

1538
01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:45,519
Speaker 5: Sea Bass talks to on the streets, you know with

1539
01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:49,320
Speaker 5: the trivia questions, you know, the d uy q on Akana.

1540
01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:52,120
Speaker 5: That's what we do on Fridays. Love it is one

1541
01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:55,360
Speaker 5: of you. That's great gory. We got menace Hi, Gina Gratis. Here,

1542
01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:58,960
Speaker 5: there is Sea bats Ye, Sammy's here, Morgan's here. Phones

1543
01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:01,680
Speaker 5: they're op in eighty seven seven forty four what but

1544
01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:04,320
Speaker 5: not for long, becuse we're gonna need a contestant for

1545
01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:07,160
Speaker 5: the duy q before we get to that. This guy

1546
01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:09,920
Speaker 5: in Wisconsin, he was out of the town and uh,

1547
01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:11,880
Speaker 5: you know, time for him to go home. On his

1548
01:13:11,960 --> 01:13:14,479
Speaker 5: way home, the cops pull him over. They had gotten

1549
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:18,479
Speaker 5: some reports of a driver swerving down the highway going

1550
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:21,320
Speaker 5: both super fast and then also super slow. It turns

1551
01:13:21,320 --> 01:13:24,320
Speaker 5: out it was the same dude. Reports of people, man,

1552
01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:26,599
Speaker 5: this guy's hauling ass, and then another report coming into

1553
01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:30,000
Speaker 5: the person he's not Yeah, the same dude. Before the

1554
01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:32,080
Speaker 5: cops even said a word to the guy, they could

1555
01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:35,200
Speaker 5: smell the alcohol on his breath from just feet away,

1556
01:13:36,040 --> 01:13:38,160
Speaker 5: so they took him out of the car. He did

1557
01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:43,040
Speaker 5: the breathalyzer well over the point eight limit. He was

1558
01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:49,360
Speaker 5: zero point four to seven. That is twenty one times

1559
01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:50,679
Speaker 5: over the list.

1560
01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:51,719
Speaker 3: Like you hear about.

1561
01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:53,960
Speaker 5: Oh they were like twice or three times the legal limit.

1562
01:13:54,080 --> 01:13:59,640
Speaker 5: This guy's twenty one times legally dead on Tuesday. So

1563
01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:02,920
Speaker 5: he wasn't even supposed to be driving, not because he

1564
01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:05,599
Speaker 5: was drunk, but because he had a previous DUI. Oh yeah,

1565
01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:07,840
Speaker 5: and he never installed that. He was supposed to be

1566
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:09,040
Speaker 5: that to blow start his car.

1567
01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:10,439
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's not that kind of guy.

1568
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:13,519
Speaker 5: An interlock is that what they called it? The device? Yeah,

1569
01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:17,040
Speaker 5: you just never installed that. So he was arrested and

1570
01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:20,000
Speaker 5: charged another d UI failure to install the divide. I mean,

1571
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:21,080
Speaker 5: he's he's.

1572
01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:22,519
Speaker 6: Got there, he's done driving.

1573
01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:23,160
Speaker 7: I don't hate that.

1574
01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:25,240
Speaker 1: I don't like their math on that. It's not twenty

1575
01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:27,920
Speaker 1: one times over the legal limit that you'd be over one,

1576
01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:30,000
Speaker 1: you'd be you'd be all alcohol at that point.

1577
01:14:30,320 --> 01:14:31,800
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I guess that's true. I mean they were

1578
01:14:31,840 --> 01:14:35,679
Speaker 5: doing the margin of over yeah anywhere, Yeah, who knows, regardless,

1579
01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:38,360
Speaker 5: he's inventive. What point though, what point is it lethal?

1580
01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:40,599
Speaker 6: Well you think then, yeah.

1581
01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:40,840
Speaker 14: I know.

1582
01:14:41,040 --> 01:14:43,280
Speaker 5: Is there is there like a like a standard kind

1583
01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:46,799
Speaker 5: of like alcohol poison. I mean, everybody's got a different tolerance,

1584
01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:49,759
Speaker 5: but like, is there like a typically people over whatever

1585
01:14:49,880 --> 01:14:50,200
Speaker 5: that is.

1586
01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:54,000
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that is the point three, especially when you

1587
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,719
Speaker 1: get above point four that is lethal.

1588
01:14:56,080 --> 01:14:59,920
Speaker 5: Can you get your own pertalizer? You can? Yeah, I've had.

1589
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,599
Speaker 1: I went in my office for a decade.

1590
01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:06,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can do it. We've what's been drinking?

1591
01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:07,080
Speaker 6: Are you sure?

1592
01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:07,519
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1593
01:15:07,600 --> 01:15:09,040
Speaker 5: Well yeah, I mean I.

1594
01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:12,040
Speaker 7: Don't know how long does alcohol last? Like, let's see,

1595
01:15:12,040 --> 01:15:15,759
Speaker 7: I probably had a great house. Not long, yeah, maybe

1596
01:15:15,880 --> 01:15:16,439
Speaker 7: twelve hours.

1597
01:15:16,520 --> 01:15:18,960
Speaker 5: I mean, I have some fireball right here.

1598
01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:22,840
Speaker 1: The general rule is one drink per hour is what

1599
01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:23,960
Speaker 1: you can metabolize.

1600
01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:26,760
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, So what kind of drink though?

1601
01:15:27,320 --> 01:15:31,320
Speaker 1: One drink as in a drink standard unit of alcohol

1602
01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:33,320
Speaker 1: bridge twelve ounce beer, five ounce wine, one and a

1603
01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:33,960
Speaker 1: half ounce shot it.

1604
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:37,719
Speaker 5: So what about this fireball? And this is how many ounces?

1605
01:15:38,160 --> 01:15:39,800
Speaker 7: I once went to an auto show and that you

1606
01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:43,519
Speaker 7: could do test drives of these certain models, and obviously

1607
01:15:43,640 --> 01:15:45,559
Speaker 7: they wouldn't let you drive if you had been drinking,

1608
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:48,760
Speaker 7: which I had been, duh. It was an event. But

1609
01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:51,680
Speaker 7: the person I was with hadn't been drinking, so he

1610
01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:54,400
Speaker 7: did the breathalyzer, got a zero point zero, and then

1611
01:15:54,439 --> 01:15:56,280
Speaker 7: I said, oh, just for fundies, I've never done one.

1612
01:15:56,320 --> 01:15:58,200
Speaker 7: Can I do it, and they said, yeah, sure, and

1613
01:15:58,320 --> 01:16:00,679
Speaker 7: I had been drinking and I blew as you point zero,

1614
01:16:00,920 --> 01:16:01,920
Speaker 7: Oh lucky.

1615
01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:09,760
Speaker 19: Your magical Suspiciousody's texted over saying one point three is

1616
01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:12,479
Speaker 19: the highest blood alcohol level that people have ever recorded.

1617
01:16:12,680 --> 01:16:15,160
Speaker 1: It can't be anything over one, by the way, it can't.

1618
01:16:15,600 --> 01:16:21,040
Speaker 1: Well again, percentage like one okay percent yah point this

1619
01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:22,080
Speaker 1: thing says it's fifty.

1620
01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:23,800
Speaker 5: I don't know, man, that's correct.

1621
01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:28,160
Speaker 1: That's an airplane bottle. Yeah, but how many what's the proof?

1622
01:16:28,200 --> 01:16:29,320
Speaker 1: Probably thirty or thirty five?

1623
01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:31,240
Speaker 5: Like one hundred.

1624
01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:33,800
Speaker 1: We can do we can do something at some point,

1625
01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:35,720
Speaker 1: you know, if you just want to if we want

1626
01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:37,360
Speaker 1: to drink, but have we have to have a purpose

1627
01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:39,919
Speaker 1: for it, you know. Yeah, it's happen like scientific.

1628
01:16:40,080 --> 01:16:43,880
Speaker 5: Well, everybody has to have the same the same serving

1629
01:16:44,560 --> 01:16:48,040
Speaker 5: of the same beverage, so whatever, and then to see, however,

1630
01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:49,920
Speaker 5: like who has the best tolerance.

1631
01:16:49,880 --> 01:16:51,160
Speaker 6: And then we could do our own obstacle.

1632
01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:53,160
Speaker 7: Course that would be the question for me, like if

1633
01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:55,679
Speaker 7: we all had the same exact amount, we all blow

1634
01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:56,679
Speaker 7: the exact same thing.

1635
01:16:56,960 --> 01:16:59,400
Speaker 5: No, because you're because you have a high tolerance, it

1636
01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:03,519
Speaker 5: will just go straight in your bloodstream. I would bet

1637
01:17:03,520 --> 01:17:05,400
Speaker 5: Greg is like unaffective for the wonder.

1638
01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:07,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, maybe that's why I blew a zero point zero.

1639
01:17:07,479 --> 01:17:08,799
Speaker 5: I've got a pretty good tolerance.

1640
01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:11,040
Speaker 7: I mean before you have a way better tolerance than

1641
01:17:11,080 --> 01:17:11,240
Speaker 7: I do.

1642
01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:13,960
Speaker 5: See, like before I start feeling it like I'm maybe

1643
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:18,640
Speaker 5: technically and I'm sure technically drunk, but I don't. I

1644
01:17:18,680 --> 01:17:19,360
Speaker 5: don't feel it.

1645
01:17:20,280 --> 01:17:21,960
Speaker 6: It's weird, that's no fun.

1646
01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:24,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly right, A cheap date. That's how I feel

1647
01:17:24,920 --> 01:17:27,519
Speaker 5: about gambling. I don't win, so I don't get that.

1648
01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:30,640
Speaker 5: You know, I never get that that that high that

1649
01:17:30,720 --> 01:17:33,479
Speaker 5: people get. So what's the point drinking? It takes so

1650
01:17:33,680 --> 01:17:35,719
Speaker 5: much for me to get to that feeling.

1651
01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:39,840
Speaker 7: I'm like God, But when you do drink, you drink

1652
01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:43,880
Speaker 7: big glasses of tequila triples. Yeah, yeah, just like and

1653
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:46,200
Speaker 7: just tequila in the rocks. Yeah, I can drink my

1654
01:17:46,240 --> 01:17:48,839
Speaker 7: body weight and tequila. You have a way high tolerance,

1655
01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:49,960
Speaker 7: higher tolerance.

1656
01:17:50,280 --> 01:17:52,800
Speaker 8: But if you don't get drunk, what's the point Because

1657
01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:55,200
Speaker 8: you're always like the guys, I can drink forty beers

1658
01:17:55,240 --> 01:17:55,880
Speaker 8: and not get drunk.

1659
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:01,360
Speaker 5: How drunk the person is for the d u i

1660
01:18:01,439 --> 01:18:03,439
Speaker 5: Q that's coming up next. If you'd like to be

1661
01:18:03,479 --> 01:18:06,120
Speaker 5: our contestant, we're uh we're going through the phones eight

1662
01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:09,160
Speaker 5: seven seven forty four ready to find one. So again,

1663
01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:10,760
Speaker 5: you don't have to get the question right. You just

1664
01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:13,479
Speaker 5: have to guess whether the drunk person that Sea Bass

1665
01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:15,559
Speaker 5: talk to will get it right or not. And if

1666
01:18:15,560 --> 01:18:17,280
Speaker 5: you could do that correctly, you will be the winner.

1667
01:18:17,320 --> 01:18:19,240
Speaker 5: We're gonna set you up with the prize again. The

1668
01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:21,560
Speaker 5: number to call in to play the duy Q is

1669
01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:31,920
Speaker 5: eight seven seven forty four three two one question, And

1670
01:18:32,280 --> 01:18:36,360
Speaker 5: it is time for today's dumb ass contest. And today's

1671
01:18:36,439 --> 01:18:39,240
Speaker 5: umbas contest is the d Q.

1672
01:18:40,680 --> 01:18:41,240
Speaker 1: D u y Q.

1673
01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:44,160
Speaker 5: Sea Bass is playing the game to everybody.

1674
01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:46,400
Speaker 1: Please, I find a nice and drunk person and ask

1675
01:18:46,439 --> 01:18:48,800
Speaker 1: them just the simplest trivia questions in the world.

1676
01:18:48,920 --> 01:18:50,080
Speaker 5: So the question.

1677
01:18:50,280 --> 01:18:52,439
Speaker 1: Your job is not to answer the questions. Everyone knows

1678
01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:55,560
Speaker 1: the answer, but the difficulty is is this person so

1679
01:18:55,800 --> 01:18:57,439
Speaker 1: drunk that they won't know the answer. So if you

1680
01:18:57,439 --> 01:18:59,799
Speaker 1: can guess whether they know TWIC said A three times.

1681
01:18:59,640 --> 01:18:59,920
Speaker 5: You win?

1682
01:19:00,240 --> 01:19:00,599
Speaker 7: All right?

1683
01:19:01,280 --> 01:19:03,479
Speaker 5: Eight seven seven forty four. What is the number that

1684
01:19:03,520 --> 01:19:05,120
Speaker 5: we told you to call if you wanted to play?

1685
01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:10,600
Speaker 5: And uh, let's go to Aaron. Hey, what's up at

1686
01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:15,400
Speaker 5: all right? Addy? You suck it, sir? Guy. You were trying.

1687
01:19:15,560 --> 01:19:16,600
Speaker 5: You were trying to jump the gun on me.

1688
01:19:16,680 --> 01:19:17,040
Speaker 1: I know this.

1689
01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:18,559
Speaker 5: I'm gonna do this decade.

1690
01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:19,920
Speaker 16: No, no, no, what.

1691
01:19:22,280 --> 01:19:28,200
Speaker 3: No, I wouldn't Okay, okay, all right, great Aaron?

1692
01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:29,240
Speaker 5: You ready to play the u IQ?

1693
01:19:31,439 --> 01:19:31,679
Speaker 8: Okay?

1694
01:19:31,680 --> 01:19:33,439
Speaker 5: A sweet? So before we get to the questions that

1695
01:19:33,439 --> 01:19:35,240
Speaker 5: actually count towards you want an apprise, you're not. We're

1696
01:19:35,240 --> 01:19:36,640
Speaker 5: gonna get to know the drunk person a little bit,

1697
01:19:36,640 --> 01:19:38,720
Speaker 5: you get I just are how with it or not

1698
01:19:38,840 --> 01:19:41,920
Speaker 5: with it? They are? And who is this person? Sea Mass?

1699
01:19:42,040 --> 01:19:42,240
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1700
01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:42,519
Speaker 15: Chris?

1701
01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:44,519
Speaker 1: And is you about to hear he's a good old

1702
01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:47,439
Speaker 1: boy and he's not doing no harm?

1703
01:19:47,520 --> 01:19:48,519
Speaker 5: All right, here is Chris?

1704
01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:50,959
Speaker 9: I noticed you kind of stumbling around lighting a cigarette.

1705
01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:52,080
Speaker 1: That's right.

1706
01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:53,200
Speaker 9: What have you been drinking today?

1707
01:19:53,240 --> 01:19:53,400
Speaker 3: Chris?

1708
01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:54,040
Speaker 5: Again?

1709
01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:57,559
Speaker 9: The darkest of the dark. So, Chris, you're here by yourself?

1710
01:19:57,560 --> 01:19:59,400
Speaker 9: You're lone wolfing it? No, I have I have a

1711
01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:02,400
Speaker 9: fiance over there. She'd danced with her friend. The girl

1712
01:20:02,439 --> 01:20:05,840
Speaker 9: still hit on you? I soon, right, No, So I'm

1713
01:20:05,880 --> 01:20:08,200
Speaker 9: what they like to call like a pee wee herman

1714
01:20:08,439 --> 01:20:13,879
Speaker 9: pip squeak. I don't have that problem. She likes pip squeaks.

1715
01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:18,880
Speaker 5: Apparently he sounds like a little guy. He sounds like Minnie.

1716
01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:20,880
Speaker 5: Matthew McConaughey, KNDA, yeah, a little bit.

1717
01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:21,479
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1718
01:20:21,640 --> 01:20:24,680
Speaker 5: By the way, Matthew McConaughey trademarked all right, all right,

1719
01:20:24,760 --> 01:20:29,479
Speaker 5: all right, yeah her himself. Yeah, well yeah, for the

1720
01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:32,360
Speaker 5: voice likeness, for the everything. It's all the AI stuff.

1721
01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:35,040
Speaker 5: So it's pretty funny. The trademark registration state it's quote.

1722
01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:38,400
Speaker 5: The mark consists of a man saying, all right, all right,

1723
01:20:38,560 --> 01:20:41,559
Speaker 5: all right, we're in the first syllable of the first

1724
01:20:41,600 --> 01:20:44,240
Speaker 5: two words. Is it a lower pitch than the second syllable?

1725
01:20:44,280 --> 01:20:44,920
Speaker 6: Oh my god?

1726
01:20:45,160 --> 01:20:47,280
Speaker 5: And the first syllable of the last word, is it

1727
01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:50,600
Speaker 5: a higher pitch than the second syllable? That is, I

1728
01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:51,960
Speaker 5: didn't realize they broke it down like that.

1729
01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:54,559
Speaker 1: And he I would think whatever company produced that movie

1730
01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:55,960
Speaker 1: would own that phrase.

1731
01:20:56,200 --> 01:20:57,680
Speaker 6: Yes, he doesn't. He didn't write it.

1732
01:20:58,040 --> 01:21:00,560
Speaker 1: Well if they didn't copyright it, though, well they you

1733
01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:05,240
Speaker 1: don't have to once you create something that's that's proof copywriting.

1734
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:07,519
Speaker 5: His lawyers applied for this back in December of twenty

1735
01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:10,160
Speaker 5: twenty three. It was just to proved last month. And

1736
01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:13,320
Speaker 5: he also has seven He got seven other trademarks too.

1737
01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:15,240
Speaker 5: I'm not sure where the other ones are, and he

1738
01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:19,759
Speaker 5: is an investor in AI too, he knows to protect himself.

1739
01:21:19,800 --> 01:21:23,320
Speaker 5: Then all right, so aa Ron, we have the drunk

1740
01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:25,439
Speaker 5: person here, Chris. Now we just have a little bit

1741
01:21:25,479 --> 01:21:27,200
Speaker 5: better idea just how with it or not with it?

1742
01:21:27,600 --> 01:21:30,679
Speaker 5: We believe he is. And then we have Menace and Sammy,

1743
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:32,640
Speaker 5: who are stone cold sober. They're going to try to

1744
01:21:32,680 --> 01:21:35,000
Speaker 5: guess the answers to these questions, but their guesses are

1745
01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:36,479
Speaker 5: whether you think they're going to know it doesn't count.

1746
01:21:36,520 --> 01:21:39,200
Speaker 5: But but that's just for fun. Question number one, d

1747
01:21:39,680 --> 01:21:40,439
Speaker 5: U I Q.

1748
01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:42,719
Speaker 9: Who's the second president of the United States?

1749
01:21:42,920 --> 01:21:46,800
Speaker 5: Who is the second? Everybody knows the first one? And yes,

1750
01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:50,120
Speaker 5: who is the second? The thirty fifth, and the fifteenth?

1751
01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:54,000
Speaker 7: We all know those, we all know. I would like

1752
01:21:54,040 --> 01:21:54,479
Speaker 7: to start.

1753
01:21:54,600 --> 01:21:57,599
Speaker 5: I don't know the second president. Really yeah, interesting, I'm

1754
01:21:57,600 --> 01:22:00,720
Speaker 5: going to go tsunami triple note wow, a big put

1755
01:22:00,800 --> 01:22:01,479
Speaker 5: me down for triple now.

1756
01:22:01,560 --> 01:22:02,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm going to piggyback on that one.

1757
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:06,280
Speaker 5: Triple No, Sammy and Menace, do you think that Chris

1758
01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:07,080
Speaker 5: is going to give this one?

1759
01:22:07,240 --> 01:22:07,280
Speaker 18: No?

1760
01:22:07,680 --> 01:22:10,360
Speaker 5: No, you don't No, all right, a A Ron, what

1761
01:22:10,439 --> 01:22:10,880
Speaker 5: do you think?

1762
01:22:12,320 --> 01:22:12,360
Speaker 1: No?

1763
01:22:12,680 --> 01:22:13,400
Speaker 3: No, not at all?

1764
01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:14,400
Speaker 7: No, all right.

1765
01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:17,200
Speaker 5: Question number one, do you I Q?

1766
01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:20,040
Speaker 9: It was the second President of the United States?

1767
01:22:20,360 --> 01:22:22,040
Speaker 1: Sammy Thomas Jefferson.

1768
01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:28,439
Speaker 5: Thomas Jefferson. Okay, menace James, any idea what that first

1769
01:22:28,520 --> 01:22:30,519
Speaker 5: name might be? You're so close?

1770
01:22:30,760 --> 01:22:32,040
Speaker 7: No, James.

1771
01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:32,400
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1772
01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:34,800
Speaker 5: Do you guys know who it is?

1773
01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:35,080
Speaker 18: I do?

1774
01:22:35,439 --> 01:22:36,200
Speaker 6: I thought I did.

1775
01:22:36,600 --> 01:22:37,800
Speaker 7: Who is it it is?

1776
01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:38,080
Speaker 3: No?

1777
01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:41,840
Speaker 6: No, No, you want me to say I thought it

1778
01:22:41,960 --> 01:22:43,400
Speaker 6: was I think it's Jefferson.

1779
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:46,160
Speaker 5: No, I don't know.

1780
01:22:46,320 --> 01:22:48,800
Speaker 7: I have no idea. John Adams, correct.

1781
01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:51,479
Speaker 6: Greg, Why did you say no when I said if

1782
01:22:51,520 --> 01:22:51,920
Speaker 6: you didn't know.

1783
01:22:51,920 --> 01:22:54,680
Speaker 5: Because we already knew that Thomas Jefferson wasn't he was

1784
01:22:54,760 --> 01:22:55,200
Speaker 5: number three?

1785
01:22:55,560 --> 01:22:56,320
Speaker 6: Okay, gotcha?

1786
01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:56,679
Speaker 9: Gotcha?

1787
01:22:56,840 --> 01:22:57,160
Speaker 5: All right?

1788
01:22:57,280 --> 01:22:57,599
Speaker 7: All right?

1789
01:22:57,720 --> 01:22:59,280
Speaker 5: So question number one?

1790
01:22:59,479 --> 01:22:59,840
Speaker 3: Do you I?

1791
01:23:00,360 --> 01:23:04,599
Speaker 5: Aaron says that Chris won't get this one. Let's see

1792
01:23:04,600 --> 01:23:05,920
Speaker 5: he gets on the board with his first point.

1793
01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:07,800
Speaker 9: What was the second President of the United States?

1794
01:23:07,960 --> 01:23:08,960
Speaker 5: Benjamin Franklin?

1795
01:23:09,240 --> 01:23:11,120
Speaker 9: And he was well known for doing what Chris tell

1796
01:23:11,160 --> 01:23:11,839
Speaker 9: folks about.

1797
01:23:11,680 --> 01:23:14,840
Speaker 5: It being on one hundred dollars bill. Oh, that's what

1798
01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:15,479
Speaker 5: he's famous for.

1799
01:23:15,600 --> 01:23:17,760
Speaker 1: It it's a weird inception thing they gave. They put

1800
01:23:17,840 --> 01:23:19,639
Speaker 1: him on the hundred dollars bill because he was famous

1801
01:23:19,640 --> 01:23:20,759
Speaker 1: for being a hundred dollar Bill.

1802
01:23:20,640 --> 01:23:27,240
Speaker 5: And yeah, that's so crazy. Yeah, well, Aaron, you're in luck.

1803
01:23:27,439 --> 01:23:29,960
Speaker 5: You got one point on the d U y Q.

1804
01:23:30,320 --> 01:23:31,719
Speaker 5: Question number two.

1805
01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:34,520
Speaker 9: And what part of your body is your cocsicks?

1806
01:23:36,280 --> 01:23:40,679
Speaker 5: I think, I know, I think I too. Uh say,

1807
01:23:40,760 --> 01:23:45,000
Speaker 5: I'll say no for Chris Triple.

1808
01:23:45,080 --> 01:23:46,360
Speaker 6: Now here's the thing.

1809
01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:49,280
Speaker 10: No for Chris, for sure, But like Sammy's had so

1810
01:23:49,360 --> 01:23:53,120
Speaker 10: many weird like I feel like Cairo practic things.

1811
01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:57,400
Speaker 6: But maybe that's like something that I don't know that was.

1812
01:23:58,640 --> 01:23:59,840
Speaker 6: I'm saying trouble now, Triple.

1813
01:23:59,880 --> 01:24:04,400
Speaker 7: Now, I'm saying no to Chris, no to Menace, yes

1814
01:24:04,479 --> 01:24:06,759
Speaker 7: to Sammy Ones.

1815
01:24:06,840 --> 01:24:09,880
Speaker 5: I mean, all right, Sammy Menace. Do you think that

1816
01:24:09,920 --> 01:24:10,720
Speaker 5: Chris gets this one?

1817
01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:11,120
Speaker 18: No?

1818
01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:14,040
Speaker 5: No, all right, Aaron your thoughts.

1819
01:24:15,520 --> 01:24:16,960
Speaker 14: No, he won't get it, all right?

1820
01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:18,519
Speaker 5: Question number two d U y Q.

1821
01:24:18,920 --> 01:24:21,440
Speaker 9: What part of your body is your cocksicks?

1822
01:24:21,760 --> 01:24:25,080
Speaker 5: Menace? Writing down? I wrote down answer, I said throat.

1823
01:24:25,680 --> 01:24:27,439
Speaker 1: Okay, it was my guest pretty hot, yeah.

1824
01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:28,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, super hot.

1825
01:24:28,320 --> 01:24:31,240
Speaker 1: I also said throat and gave the damn.

1826
01:24:32,320 --> 01:24:34,200
Speaker 6: I was just sorry I did.

1827
01:24:34,439 --> 01:24:38,360
Speaker 1: What would you say, chiropractic that I know I'm wrong,

1828
01:24:38,479 --> 01:24:39,040
Speaker 1: It doesn't.

1829
01:24:38,960 --> 01:24:41,400
Speaker 7: Heiropractor couldn't do anything with your cocksicks.

1830
01:24:41,160 --> 01:24:42,599
Speaker 1: I'm sure they pound on it or something.

1831
01:24:43,720 --> 01:24:44,120
Speaker 5: Where is it.

1832
01:24:44,320 --> 01:24:45,759
Speaker 7: It's your tailbone, it's your body.

1833
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:50,400
Speaker 6: And do you tell how the chiropractor hammers on your tailbone?

1834
01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:53,559
Speaker 5: But it's part of your spye okay, But they do hips,

1835
01:24:53,760 --> 01:24:56,400
Speaker 5: back neck, legs, Yeah, they do all kinds of stuff.

1836
01:24:56,400 --> 01:24:57,120
Speaker 5: It's it's not your.

1837
01:24:57,040 --> 01:24:59,000
Speaker 1: Finger for instance, or your throat for instance.

1838
01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:00,360
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, it clearly made a different.

1839
01:25:00,479 --> 01:25:03,960
Speaker 5: I don't think that was that specific, all right.

1840
01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:05,640
Speaker 1: That was that was he was a body part that

1841
01:25:05,720 --> 01:25:07,920
Speaker 1: was helpful. That was that was a narrow It wasn't

1842
01:25:08,080 --> 01:25:11,640
Speaker 1: helpful well to them though. Now if he doesn't know

1843
01:25:11,760 --> 01:25:13,840
Speaker 1: this one, that means that Aaron's gonna be the winner

1844
01:25:13,880 --> 01:25:16,240
Speaker 1: here on the d u i Q. Question number two

1845
01:25:16,360 --> 01:25:16,600
Speaker 1: and what.

1846
01:25:16,720 --> 01:25:21,400
Speaker 9: Part of your body is your cocsicks, your eyeball? And

1847
01:25:21,479 --> 01:25:23,200
Speaker 9: if you lose yours, what happens to you?

1848
01:25:23,600 --> 01:25:24,280
Speaker 16: You go blind?

1849
01:25:24,520 --> 01:25:28,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, on a con of your eye directly connected. I'll

1850
01:25:28,360 --> 01:25:33,080
Speaker 5: tell you that's a super easy round right there. Yeah, Eric, congratulations,

1851
01:25:33,160 --> 01:25:34,200
Speaker 5: you are the winner here on the d.

1852
01:25:34,320 --> 01:25:34,720
Speaker 1: U i Q.

1853
01:25:35,360 --> 01:25:38,800
Speaker 5: Congratulations, Yeah, thank you, thank you, welcome. Hang on one

1854
01:25:38,920 --> 01:25:42,880
Speaker 5: second and we will get all of your information. And

1855
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:46,599
Speaker 5: by the way, somebody had texted over that the Matthew

1856
01:25:46,640 --> 01:25:51,240
Speaker 5: McConaughey trademark thing. Uh said that he improvised those lines,

1857
01:25:51,800 --> 01:25:53,599
Speaker 5: and he tells a cool story about it to Woody

1858
01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:54,679
Speaker 5: Harrelson on the podcast.

1859
01:25:54,720 --> 01:25:56,400
Speaker 1: I mean, that is cool, But anything you do on

1860
01:25:56,439 --> 01:25:57,639
Speaker 1: that movie is still property of that movie.

1861
01:25:57,680 --> 01:25:59,240
Speaker 6: That's what I was thinking too. It doesn't matter if

1862
01:25:59,280 --> 01:25:59,720
Speaker 6: you improvise that.

1863
01:25:59,840 --> 01:26:00,160
Speaker 9: He may have.

1864
01:26:00,479 --> 01:26:02,439
Speaker 1: He may have said it later on and said, well,

1865
01:26:02,479 --> 01:26:04,320
Speaker 1: that's the version I'm copyright at the time that I.

1866
01:26:04,360 --> 01:26:10,760
Speaker 5: Said swift it. Yeah, yeah, what Yeah. My question number

1867
01:26:10,760 --> 01:26:15,200
Speaker 5: three Matthew's version. Question number three d u i Q.

1868
01:26:15,479 --> 01:26:18,000
Speaker 9: Complete the following phrase A bird in the hand.

1869
01:26:19,040 --> 01:26:25,559
Speaker 5: Oh, I know this one, little kids, this one? Uh man,

1870
01:26:25,640 --> 01:26:32,320
Speaker 5: this one is easy. Uh no for Chris, Yes. For Sammy,

1871
01:26:33,880 --> 01:26:40,560
Speaker 5: she likes old timey stuff. Yeah, phrase is it not?

1872
01:26:40,840 --> 01:26:43,200
Speaker 7: I guess, but all phrases kind of are I guess?

1873
01:26:43,840 --> 01:26:49,360
Speaker 5: Uh menace No, all right, so just Sammy. I think

1874
01:26:49,400 --> 01:26:50,280
Speaker 5: just Sammy gets this one.

1875
01:26:50,320 --> 01:26:50,479
Speaker 7: Greg.

1876
01:26:51,160 --> 01:26:53,000
Speaker 5: For this round of the d u i Q, I

1877
01:26:53,040 --> 01:26:54,519
Speaker 5: went triple no the entire time.

1878
01:26:54,840 --> 01:26:55,439
Speaker 7: I believe no.

1879
01:26:55,600 --> 01:26:58,000
Speaker 5: I gave Sammy one yes, but this one again triple no.

1880
01:26:58,280 --> 01:27:00,240
Speaker 1: This would be a sweet for missing one both if

1881
01:27:00,280 --> 01:27:01,000
Speaker 1: they miss it, all right.

1882
01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:05,400
Speaker 6: I think Sammy does know this. I think Menace does not.

1883
01:27:05,680 --> 01:27:09,400
Speaker 6: And this guy seems like folksy. I'm gonna say yes

1884
01:27:09,520 --> 01:27:09,960
Speaker 6: to Chris.

1885
01:27:10,880 --> 01:27:14,280
Speaker 5: Okay, logic Sammy and Menace. Do you think that Chris

1886
01:27:14,360 --> 01:27:14,680
Speaker 5: gets it?

1887
01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:15,040
Speaker 18: No?

1888
01:27:15,600 --> 01:27:15,640
Speaker 1: No?

1889
01:27:15,880 --> 01:27:17,960
Speaker 5: All right? Question number three d U I Q.

1890
01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:20,840
Speaker 9: Plea The following phrase, A bird in the hand.

1891
01:27:21,640 --> 01:27:27,679
Speaker 5: Menace, is worth more than in the stove. It's worth

1892
01:27:27,840 --> 01:27:30,479
Speaker 5: more so two in the hand is worth more than

1893
01:27:30,760 --> 01:27:33,479
Speaker 5: the stove. A bird in the hand is worth more

1894
01:27:33,560 --> 01:27:35,920
Speaker 5: than in the stove. Okay, let's what he might get.

1895
01:27:35,960 --> 01:27:40,599
Speaker 6: Have like it for cookings? Okay, yeah, okay, it's worth

1896
01:27:40,680 --> 01:27:41,280
Speaker 6: two in the bush.

1897
01:27:42,120 --> 01:27:42,400
Speaker 7: That's it.

1898
01:27:42,680 --> 01:27:42,880
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1899
01:27:43,640 --> 01:27:44,519
Speaker 5: Does that sound familiar?

1900
01:27:44,560 --> 01:27:44,840
Speaker 7: Menis?

1901
01:27:45,200 --> 01:27:48,880
Speaker 5: No, it doesn't really, Okay, part of it. Explain what

1902
01:27:48,920 --> 01:27:51,519
Speaker 5: that means? I like, that's what I'm trying to figure

1903
01:27:51,520 --> 01:27:53,599
Speaker 5: out as we're talking about it. I'm complete.

1904
01:27:53,640 --> 01:27:56,000
Speaker 9: The following phrase, a bird in the hand.

1905
01:27:56,200 --> 01:27:59,040
Speaker 5: Is worth two in the bush. I don't know what

1906
01:27:59,120 --> 01:27:59,479
Speaker 5: it means.

1907
01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:00,519
Speaker 6: I think you don't.

1908
01:28:01,240 --> 01:28:04,800
Speaker 5: Yes, you do, I don't. I'm angry at you. In

1909
01:28:04,920 --> 01:28:07,800
Speaker 5: the wait, I could take a guess. I take a

1910
01:28:07,840 --> 01:28:10,720
Speaker 5: guess and wait, that more worth more than two in

1911
01:28:10,920 --> 01:28:14,240
Speaker 5: the bush. Yeah, in the bush. Okay, then yeah, because

1912
01:28:14,280 --> 01:28:17,000
Speaker 5: you captured them, right, yeah, because because at least you

1913
01:28:17,080 --> 01:28:19,439
Speaker 5: have one. At least you have one. Yeah, there are

1914
01:28:19,520 --> 01:28:21,519
Speaker 5: there may be two in that bush, but you don't

1915
01:28:21,560 --> 01:28:24,880
Speaker 5: have them bush. But you at least have secured Now

1916
01:28:24,880 --> 01:28:30,240
Speaker 5: I'm getting you've secured the one. Yeah, of course, Okay, yeah,

1917
01:28:30,280 --> 01:28:32,519
Speaker 5: anything about the stove and there it's worth three in

1918
01:28:32,600 --> 01:28:35,760
Speaker 5: the stove. Question number three, d u i Q.

1919
01:28:36,160 --> 01:28:39,080
Speaker 9: Complete the following phrase a bird in the hands, egg

1920
01:28:39,120 --> 01:28:41,640
Speaker 9: and a basket. That means a bird in the hand

1921
01:28:41,720 --> 01:28:42,759
Speaker 9: is worth an egg in the basket.

1922
01:28:44,760 --> 01:28:52,639
Speaker 5: I guess it doesn't make a difference, okay that birds

1923
01:28:52,680 --> 01:28:54,519
Speaker 5: come out of eggs come out of birds. I should say,

1924
01:28:55,080 --> 01:28:56,400
Speaker 5: all right, well that's how you play the g u

1925
01:28:56,439 --> 01:28:56,600
Speaker 5: i Q.

1926
01:28:58,680 --> 01:29:01,240
Speaker 3: This is so many.

1927
01:29:03,960 --> 01:29:05,599
Speaker 5: I can't believe what He didn't know who the second

1928
01:29:05,640 --> 01:29:09,240
Speaker 5: president is. All right, well you know, I bet you

1929
01:29:09,280 --> 01:29:12,760
Speaker 5: there are a lot of people who don't there know that, Like,

1930
01:29:12,800 --> 01:29:14,600
Speaker 5: at least I'm willing when these questions come up. At

1931
01:29:14,680 --> 01:29:15,920
Speaker 5: least I'm willing to make like I don't know that.

1932
01:29:16,280 --> 01:29:18,679
Speaker 6: Yeah, these aren't all like everybody knows these.

1933
01:29:18,800 --> 01:29:22,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just know I'm super dumb, and soone dumb

1934
01:29:22,360 --> 01:29:24,240
Speaker 5: I'm just saying I'm super dumb in so many areas.

1935
01:29:24,280 --> 01:29:26,960
Speaker 5: But I guess I'm saying that because there is hope.

1936
01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:30,120
Speaker 5: My life has turned out okay, I've somehow managed to

1937
01:29:30,880 --> 01:29:33,479
Speaker 5: get through it, yeah, and put together a pretty decent

1938
01:29:34,160 --> 01:29:39,640
Speaker 5: Barbie is a millionaire exactly somehow. Did you see uh,

1939
01:29:41,200 --> 01:29:44,680
Speaker 5: you know, fair Abraham, Yeah, back Door teen Moms. Last

1940
01:29:44,720 --> 01:29:46,640
Speaker 5: time I heard about her, she was doing comedy in

1941
01:29:46,720 --> 01:29:49,280
Speaker 5: New York, but something popped up. I just saw it.

1942
01:29:49,439 --> 01:29:53,080
Speaker 5: She's running for mayor of Austin, Texas. She is, and

1943
01:29:53,320 --> 01:29:57,160
Speaker 5: she announced her candidacy, but apparently she had no idea.

1944
01:29:57,280 --> 01:29:59,120
Speaker 5: She thought the election was supposed to be later on

1945
01:29:59,200 --> 01:30:03,160
Speaker 5: this year. It's not till twenty twenty eight. Oh, RB

1946
01:30:03,320 --> 01:30:05,400
Speaker 5: from TMZ had to be like, uh, why would you

1947
01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:07,800
Speaker 5: announce so early? And she goes, well, blah blah blah blah.

1948
01:30:07,800 --> 01:30:09,439
Speaker 5: He goes, it's not till twenty twenty eight. She goes, well,

1949
01:30:09,479 --> 01:30:12,400
Speaker 5: I know, because there's a difference between federal something whatever

1950
01:30:12,479 --> 01:30:14,599
Speaker 5: and this, And she had no idea what the hell

1951
01:30:14,680 --> 01:30:18,320
Speaker 5: she's talking about. So clearly probably just a who I mean,

1952
01:30:18,400 --> 01:30:21,160
Speaker 5: I don't know, as a website publicity or Yeah.

1953
01:30:21,040 --> 01:30:23,160
Speaker 7: She was just getting ready to get ready.

1954
01:30:23,240 --> 01:30:26,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, just getting ready to get ready, get ready.

1955
01:30:26,520 --> 01:30:26,720
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1956
01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:31,280
Speaker 5: Anyway, Uh, she's also I believe a millionaire, right, yeah,

1957
01:30:32,040 --> 01:30:33,679
Speaker 5: she's she's Oh my god.

1958
01:30:33,800 --> 01:30:35,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she still has the money or not?

1959
01:30:36,760 --> 01:30:40,120
Speaker 5: That's the question. Yeah, I believe she probably does. That's

1960
01:30:40,200 --> 01:30:42,160
Speaker 5: that's the question. Now, we did have somebody left a

1961
01:30:42,200 --> 01:30:46,000
Speaker 5: message on the after hours voicemail a challenge for Seabas

1962
01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:47,439
Speaker 5: Sea Bass. Please put a computer down.

1963
01:30:48,520 --> 01:30:51,280
Speaker 14: I'm listening all right, yoh with a body show all

1964
01:30:51,400 --> 01:30:55,840
Speaker 14: in since twenty fifteen, I'm a team Seabas all Day. However,

1965
01:30:56,400 --> 01:30:58,519
Speaker 14: I was listening to the podcast from the other day,

1966
01:30:58,720 --> 01:31:01,920
Speaker 14: as I do every day, and the topic of tail

1967
01:31:01,960 --> 01:31:05,080
Speaker 14: and all came up in the lawsuits. I challenged Sea

1968
01:31:05,120 --> 01:31:08,559
Speaker 14: Bass to explain on the air exactly how thailan all

1969
01:31:08,680 --> 01:31:11,880
Speaker 14: works in terms of the actual mechanism. Spoiler alert, he's

1970
01:31:11,920 --> 01:31:14,000
Speaker 14: not going to figure it out because ken View doesn't

1971
01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:17,240
Speaker 14: even know how tialent all works. So interesting rabbit hole

1972
01:31:17,320 --> 01:31:21,280
Speaker 14: to go down the creation of talent all. That's my challenge.

1973
01:31:21,360 --> 01:31:24,240
Speaker 1: Good luck he gave away the answer that it is

1974
01:31:24,280 --> 01:31:24,880
Speaker 1: a trick question.

1975
01:31:25,479 --> 01:31:28,200
Speaker 5: Okay, So now the thing is, would I be interested

1976
01:31:28,200 --> 01:31:30,240
Speaker 5: to hear Sea Bass really break down how tailan all

1977
01:31:30,280 --> 01:31:32,439
Speaker 5: works for stuff I Number one I wouldn't claim to know.

1978
01:31:32,520 --> 01:31:34,519
Speaker 5: But number two he again, he gave away. He gave

1979
01:31:34,560 --> 01:31:36,679
Speaker 5: away the answer technically a little.

1980
01:31:37,400 --> 01:31:41,639
Speaker 1: In general cases, something binds to something else in your body,

1981
01:31:41,760 --> 01:31:45,559
Speaker 1: either accelerating or stopping that chemical process.

1982
01:31:45,640 --> 01:31:48,599
Speaker 5: Here's my question. My question is having a great day

1983
01:31:48,920 --> 01:31:51,640
Speaker 5: you're driving around. That's the thought that pops in them up.

1984
01:31:55,880 --> 01:31:58,040
Speaker 1: Point being that it's one of those things like we

1985
01:31:58,120 --> 01:31:59,680
Speaker 1: claim we know it, we don't know. There's so much

1986
01:31:59,720 --> 01:32:01,920
Speaker 1: we don't know. We don't know how tailenol works. We

1987
01:32:02,040 --> 01:32:05,000
Speaker 1: just know that it works, and so like that. That's

1988
01:32:05,120 --> 01:32:08,160
Speaker 1: to me when people cry about Bigfoot and lockness monsters.

1989
01:32:08,439 --> 01:32:11,680
Speaker 1: There are so many actual mysteries that you could be investigating,

1990
01:32:11,920 --> 01:32:15,280
Speaker 1: but that's hard, and just talking about aliens at Bigfoot

1991
01:32:15,320 --> 01:32:16,200
Speaker 1: it's easy because you can just.

1992
01:32:19,200 --> 01:32:24,920
Speaker 5: You know, it doesn't work. Laundry detergent, dude, I tell you,

1993
01:32:25,880 --> 01:32:29,400
Speaker 5: unless clothes and things are designed so that the minute

1994
01:32:29,439 --> 01:32:31,920
Speaker 5: you drip anything on the shirt, even like a little

1995
01:32:31,960 --> 01:32:34,400
Speaker 5: tiny spot, or maybe it drops down on your pants

1996
01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:37,040
Speaker 5: or whatever, and you can't get it out and have

1997
01:32:37,120 --> 01:32:38,840
Speaker 5: to throw it away, force you to buy new ones.

1998
01:32:38,880 --> 01:32:41,920
Speaker 5: It's like big jeans and big T shirt. You know,

1999
01:32:42,000 --> 01:32:44,080
Speaker 5: corporations just trying to get you to buy more stuff,

2000
01:32:44,240 --> 01:32:46,479
Speaker 5: and so therefore they're in with the detergent and the

2001
01:32:46,560 --> 01:32:49,000
Speaker 5: laundry machine people to make it so you have to

2002
01:32:49,080 --> 01:32:52,439
Speaker 5: keep buying new stuff. Like I got a gas station

2003
01:32:52,680 --> 01:32:55,800
Speaker 5: sandwich and it came with a little tiny like you

2004
01:32:55,840 --> 01:32:58,519
Speaker 5: see little ketchup packets Ketchu packet of like a honey

2005
01:32:58,600 --> 01:33:01,160
Speaker 5: mustard kind of sauce to put on. It was like

2006
01:33:01,160 --> 01:33:03,240
Speaker 5: a ham and cheese You actually use those? Those are

2007
01:33:03,280 --> 01:33:05,400
Speaker 5: garbage to me. I just well, good for you. But

2008
01:33:05,520 --> 01:33:07,639
Speaker 5: I was like, you know what, this dry ass gas

2009
01:33:07,680 --> 01:33:11,400
Speaker 5: station sandwich that I'm eating out desperation needs something, So

2010
01:33:12,640 --> 01:33:14,320
Speaker 5: I put it on there. But like as I was

2011
01:33:14,360 --> 01:33:15,720
Speaker 5: going to put the I was doing this in my

2012
01:33:15,840 --> 01:33:17,360
Speaker 5: car because I'm eating on the run, and I go

2013
01:33:17,479 --> 01:33:18,920
Speaker 5: to take the little packet and put it in the

2014
01:33:19,640 --> 01:33:24,800
Speaker 5: bag from the store, one little tiny strip hit the

2015
01:33:24,920 --> 01:33:26,680
Speaker 5: right leg of my jeans. I'm like, you know what,

2016
01:33:26,880 --> 01:33:28,720
Speaker 5: as soon as I get home, I'm on my way

2017
01:33:28,760 --> 01:33:31,160
Speaker 5: home here in about an hour. As soon as I

2018
01:33:31,200 --> 01:33:35,320
Speaker 5: get home, I'm going to out soak it and I'm

2019
01:33:35,360 --> 01:33:37,360
Speaker 5: gonna use they always say, because I'm like there's got

2020
01:33:37,479 --> 01:33:39,280
Speaker 5: to be for those kind of sauces, some kind of

2021
01:33:39,960 --> 01:33:43,920
Speaker 5: you know oil, like a you know, oil based like

2022
01:33:43,960 --> 01:33:47,360
Speaker 5: any kind of other dressing or sauce. Right, So I'm like,

2023
01:33:47,400 --> 01:33:48,920
Speaker 5: all right, I'm gonna get on this one. I'm not

2024
01:33:48,960 --> 01:33:50,920
Speaker 5: gonna let it sit. I'm gonna just take care of

2025
01:33:50,960 --> 01:33:53,960
Speaker 5: it right away. I didn't, dude, nothing gets that stuff

2026
01:33:54,040 --> 01:33:56,080
Speaker 5: Like you get one little thing on a shirt, the

2027
01:33:56,120 --> 01:33:59,519
Speaker 5: shirt's done, especially if it's oil. Did you use oxy clean?

2028
01:34:00,240 --> 01:34:01,639
Speaker 5: I don't have oxy clean?

2029
01:34:01,840 --> 01:34:03,080
Speaker 1: I have that's your first problem?

2030
01:34:03,479 --> 01:34:07,320
Speaker 5: Really no, because so I went online. I've tried different

2031
01:34:07,360 --> 01:34:09,840
Speaker 5: things over the years. I'm the question is like does

2032
01:34:09,960 --> 01:34:13,840
Speaker 5: anything work? Does anything really work for you? Get you know,

2033
01:34:13,920 --> 01:34:16,240
Speaker 5: like a little thing in olive oil maybe or something

2034
01:34:16,400 --> 01:34:16,880
Speaker 5: something like that.

2035
01:34:17,080 --> 01:34:17,599
Speaker 6: It is tough.

2036
01:34:17,680 --> 01:34:20,080
Speaker 12: Check it out typically with like you have to keep

2037
01:34:20,160 --> 01:34:22,400
Speaker 12: it wet, don't ever let it get dry. So wet

2038
01:34:22,479 --> 01:34:25,040
Speaker 12: it right away and then oxy clean typically works. And

2039
01:34:25,080 --> 01:34:27,120
Speaker 12: if it doesn't work the first time around, if you

2040
01:34:27,200 --> 01:34:28,720
Speaker 12: pull it out and you see it still there, you

2041
01:34:28,920 --> 01:34:31,360
Speaker 12: have to keep it wet and put more oxy clean

2042
01:34:31,400 --> 01:34:33,439
Speaker 12: on it. Do not dry it if you don't see

2043
01:34:33,439 --> 01:34:35,200
Speaker 12: it's out yet, and just continue the process.

2044
01:34:35,680 --> 01:34:39,160
Speaker 5: Somebody has shares an oxy clean. Well, she's a laundry shatic,

2045
01:34:39,280 --> 01:34:42,960
Speaker 5: as we all know. She loves it. So what I

2046
01:34:43,360 --> 01:34:46,120
Speaker 5: I did have in the car actually, I had like

2047
01:34:46,280 --> 01:34:48,799
Speaker 5: one of the little shout wipes. Yeah, you know, they'd

2048
01:34:48,880 --> 01:34:50,840
Speaker 5: make it once for tide and different things, shout wipe.

2049
01:34:50,920 --> 01:34:53,400
Speaker 5: So I did that like right away, and so it

2050
01:34:53,520 --> 01:34:55,360
Speaker 5: was still damp by the time I got it to

2051
01:34:55,439 --> 01:34:58,040
Speaker 5: the house. And then I read online with stuff like that,

2052
01:34:58,360 --> 01:35:01,320
Speaker 5: you get a dish soap because it's it's meant to

2053
01:35:01,360 --> 01:35:05,040
Speaker 5: break down grease, oil and stuffing, so rub that right

2054
01:35:05,120 --> 01:35:07,120
Speaker 5: into it. They said, let it sit for about forty

2055
01:35:07,160 --> 01:35:09,560
Speaker 5: five minutes to an hour, and then when you rinse it,

2056
01:35:09,760 --> 01:35:11,800
Speaker 5: get the hottest water you can get going out of

2057
01:35:11,840 --> 01:35:14,799
Speaker 5: the tap or the hottest water that garment can handle,

2058
01:35:15,240 --> 01:35:18,160
Speaker 5: and then rinse it from the backside of the fabric

2059
01:35:18,240 --> 01:35:20,679
Speaker 5: so it pushes it out, because when it fell onto

2060
01:35:20,920 --> 01:35:22,559
Speaker 5: the front of it, you push it from the back

2061
01:35:22,560 --> 01:35:24,240
Speaker 5: and it'll push it out as opposed to pushing it

2062
01:35:24,600 --> 01:35:28,120
Speaker 5: deeper into didn't think about that either. I did all

2063
01:35:28,200 --> 01:35:34,599
Speaker 5: that stuff and still it's it's like some of a bitch,

2064
01:35:34,680 --> 01:35:37,880
Speaker 5: But I have thrown so many things away recently for

2065
01:35:38,400 --> 01:35:38,880
Speaker 5: that reason.

2066
01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:40,360
Speaker 7: Like they know what this is.

2067
01:35:44,120 --> 01:35:47,920
Speaker 1: I see I see Greg caring about his true religion genes.

2068
01:35:50,000 --> 01:35:52,479
Speaker 5: Religion. I haven't heard that name.

2069
01:35:52,560 --> 01:35:56,160
Speaker 7: I haven't heard that name forever ago silver dude. It's

2070
01:35:56,240 --> 01:35:57,520
Speaker 7: like it's frustrating.

2071
01:35:57,560 --> 01:36:00,960
Speaker 5: A spray and wash the ox cleaned. I always thought

2072
01:36:00,960 --> 01:36:02,640
Speaker 5: that was just I see it.

2073
01:36:02,800 --> 01:36:04,519
Speaker 7: I bought it once and that wasn't impressive.

2074
01:36:05,160 --> 01:36:08,320
Speaker 6: It's incredible, miracle worker. I highly recommend the spray bottle.

2075
01:36:08,360 --> 01:36:09,200
Speaker 6: I'm getting it today.

2076
01:36:09,320 --> 01:36:11,040
Speaker 5: Yes, you should always have it on hand.

2077
01:36:11,120 --> 01:36:12,080
Speaker 6: It really is affect.

2078
01:36:13,360 --> 01:36:15,400
Speaker 10: I have a crazy question because it doesn't seem like

2079
01:36:15,479 --> 01:36:17,000
Speaker 10: it makes sense, but I swear it happened to me.

2080
01:36:17,600 --> 01:36:19,759
Speaker 6: Can water stain your clothes?

2081
01:36:20,280 --> 01:36:20,519
Speaker 5: Water?

2082
01:36:20,840 --> 01:36:24,360
Speaker 6: Yes, like the minerals in water? Like can it like.

2083
01:36:26,000 --> 01:36:28,960
Speaker 5: Like water on leather or like untreated leather maybe? Or

2084
01:36:29,080 --> 01:36:30,280
Speaker 5: I don't know what what is it is?

2085
01:36:30,360 --> 01:36:34,240
Speaker 10: It swayed, it's like just like a like a sweatshirt.

2086
01:36:34,680 --> 01:36:36,600
Speaker 10: And I'm like, oh, I got water and then I

2087
01:36:36,840 --> 01:36:39,000
Speaker 10: washed it, and I'm like that's not possible.

2088
01:36:39,080 --> 01:36:40,840
Speaker 6: How is there still a circle right there?

2089
01:36:42,760 --> 01:36:46,360
Speaker 5: I don't wait drinking? Wait, so this is after you

2090
01:36:46,600 --> 01:36:49,679
Speaker 5: washed it or just you spot treated something and it dried.

2091
01:36:50,000 --> 01:36:51,799
Speaker 5: I washed it was hard water.

2092
01:36:52,439 --> 01:36:55,200
Speaker 6: Maybe what was now I think I'm afraid I'm gonna grow.

2093
01:36:55,080 --> 01:36:57,639
Speaker 1: Gills if it said a sweatshirt that that would that's

2094
01:36:57,680 --> 01:36:59,160
Speaker 1: the weird, Like I could see it in something silk

2095
01:36:59,160 --> 01:36:59,600
Speaker 1: where they're no.

2096
01:37:00,280 --> 01:37:02,920
Speaker 6: It wasn't and there was no oil in it or

2097
01:37:02,960 --> 01:37:03,360
Speaker 6: something like.

2098
01:37:04,960 --> 01:37:07,480
Speaker 5: Oil water that hypercolor.

2099
01:37:08,040 --> 01:37:10,160
Speaker 6: Oh, I've missed hypercolor. I'm gonna have to look into

2100
01:37:10,200 --> 01:37:11,719
Speaker 6: this more because I'm no, I'm.

2101
01:37:11,640 --> 01:37:15,360
Speaker 5: Kind of worried, I know. I mean, you go online.

2102
01:37:15,400 --> 01:37:17,280
Speaker 5: You see these different things that people say work for,

2103
01:37:17,720 --> 01:37:20,240
Speaker 5: you know, different things. You get this on this thing,

2104
01:37:20,360 --> 01:37:22,280
Speaker 5: get this out of this, and most of the time

2105
01:37:22,360 --> 01:37:25,800
Speaker 5: I find that, like, who does this work for? I'm

2106
01:37:25,840 --> 01:37:28,880
Speaker 5: following all the steps. It's never yours, it doesn't.

2107
01:37:29,800 --> 01:37:31,880
Speaker 7: That's all I feel about carpet cleaners, Like they don't.

2108
01:37:32,120 --> 01:37:34,439
Speaker 5: I'll give the I'll give the oxy clean thing another shot.

2109
01:37:34,600 --> 01:37:37,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, I throw away and it's better. And the spray

2110
01:37:37,920 --> 01:37:39,679
Speaker 6: not the like dirt.

2111
01:37:40,720 --> 01:37:44,839
Speaker 5: Yeahs, yes, I can't the dirt.

2112
01:37:46,280 --> 01:37:46,479
Speaker 14: Water.

2113
01:37:46,880 --> 01:37:47,200
Speaker 9: You see.

2114
01:37:47,240 --> 01:37:48,720
Speaker 5: I can't afford to throw things away.

2115
01:37:48,800 --> 01:37:50,479
Speaker 6: So I got really good at watching my clothes.

2116
01:37:51,080 --> 01:37:52,840
Speaker 5: You have this big I'm not gonna wear something that's

2117
01:37:52,840 --> 01:37:56,439
Speaker 5: gotta just because now because well, here's the thing. A

2118
01:37:56,479 --> 01:37:58,840
Speaker 5: lot of my stuff is like darker, it's like a gray,

2119
01:37:59,320 --> 01:38:02,000
Speaker 5: and so we have that stain. It's very noticeable. It

2120
01:38:02,160 --> 01:38:05,560
Speaker 5: just it pops out right. It's all solid colored you

2121
01:38:05,600 --> 01:38:09,800
Speaker 5: know shirts or whatever. Now that I've messed with it

2122
01:38:09,960 --> 01:38:13,040
Speaker 5: to try it makes it even more noticeable. Sometimes it

2123
01:38:13,160 --> 01:38:16,040
Speaker 5: takes me some of the other color around that air

2124
01:38:16,120 --> 01:38:18,880
Speaker 5: so that one now patch is lighter than the gray

2125
01:38:18,960 --> 01:38:20,200
Speaker 5: and the other parts of the shirt.

2126
01:38:20,360 --> 01:38:21,519
Speaker 1: Taking it to a dry cleaner.

2127
01:38:22,080 --> 01:38:28,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, fixed in like two seconds to Sammy. Yeah, Sam,

2128
01:38:28,479 --> 01:38:29,920
Speaker 5: is that you laundry challenge?

2129
01:38:30,240 --> 01:38:32,240
Speaker 7: You have some other in your laundry that's not your

2130
01:38:32,280 --> 01:38:35,120
Speaker 7: wife or that laundry guy that had that show about laundry,

2131
01:38:35,560 --> 01:38:36,559
Speaker 7: or just go to Zara.

2132
01:38:36,439 --> 01:38:38,800
Speaker 5: And get some pants for twenty bucks. I'm yeah true

2133
01:38:38,960 --> 01:38:42,160
Speaker 5: eight seven seven forty four the Borax laundry bar. Take

2134
01:38:42,200 --> 01:38:43,280
Speaker 5: a couple of people with that one.

2135
01:38:43,680 --> 01:38:45,680
Speaker 7: I'm kind of surprised you threw them away, though, what.

2136
01:38:45,720 --> 01:38:47,080
Speaker 5: Am I supposed to do? I'm never gonna wear it.

2137
01:38:48,280 --> 01:38:49,120
Speaker 5: I'm never gonna wear it.

2138
01:38:49,160 --> 01:38:51,040
Speaker 7: I was about to say the dumbest thing I've ever said,

2139
01:38:51,160 --> 01:38:53,040
Speaker 7: what use them next time you do yar work or

2140
01:38:53,080 --> 01:38:57,639
Speaker 7: something's hilarious? Idiot show.

2141
01:39:00,080 --> 01:39:03,800
Speaker 3: Sensitivity training for a politically correct world. The Woodie Show.

2142
01:39:04,720 --> 01:39:07,360
Speaker 5: Well, that's gonna do it for this hour. That's gonna

2143
01:39:07,400 --> 01:39:09,920
Speaker 5: do it for today's show. That's it for the week. Everybody,

2144
01:39:10,920 --> 01:39:14,840
Speaker 5: We made it through the Friday morning. All right, let

2145
01:39:14,840 --> 01:39:17,000
Speaker 5: me wrap up real quick. Anything you missed today you

2146
01:39:17,040 --> 01:39:19,160
Speaker 5: can catch on the full show podcast. Anything you missed

2147
01:39:19,200 --> 01:39:21,720
Speaker 5: this week, catch it on the Full Show podcast. Just

2148
01:39:21,800 --> 01:39:24,320
Speaker 5: go to the woodieshow dot com or get it wherever

2149
01:39:24,479 --> 01:39:28,200
Speaker 5: you get your podcast. Brand new animated podcast at our

2150
01:39:28,280 --> 01:39:32,040
Speaker 5: YouTube page YouTube dot com, slash the Woodies Show. Anything

2151
01:39:32,120 --> 01:39:35,160
Speaker 5: got forced between now and when the new week begins,

2152
01:39:35,560 --> 01:39:37,439
Speaker 5: you can leave it on the after hours voicemail. Let's

2153
01:39:37,439 --> 01:39:40,680
Speaker 5: not talk about getting back too soon. No, yeah, leave

2154
01:39:40,720 --> 01:39:42,200
Speaker 5: whatever you got between now and then on the after

2155
01:39:42,240 --> 01:39:45,479
Speaker 5: hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four. Woodie Finals. Follow

2156
01:39:45,600 --> 01:39:47,800
Speaker 5: us on social media. Look for us there at the

2157
01:39:47,880 --> 01:39:52,120
Speaker 5: Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory, Yes, parting words of wisdom please.

2158
01:39:52,200 --> 01:39:55,360
Speaker 7: Yeah. If you can't be productive, at least be attractive,

2159
01:39:58,479 --> 01:39:59,719
Speaker 7: all right, I mean.

2160
01:40:00,200 --> 01:40:03,840
Speaker 5: Stay productive, Yeah, because then then you won't need to.

2161
01:40:03,960 --> 01:40:06,360
Speaker 5: If you're attractive, you won't need to be productive because

2162
01:40:06,360 --> 01:40:08,800
Speaker 5: people just do they do stuff for you. Yeah, they

2163
01:40:08,840 --> 01:40:11,000
Speaker 5: able to do the work for you, or that's what

2164
01:40:11,080 --> 01:40:13,479
Speaker 5: you're saying, like you just uh, you know, if you're attractive,

2165
01:40:13,560 --> 01:40:15,800
Speaker 5: you'll be able to marry well uh huh, you know,

2166
01:40:16,160 --> 01:40:19,040
Speaker 5: be a kept man, right right, things things work for you.

2167
01:40:19,280 --> 01:40:20,479
Speaker 5: It makes a lot of sense. You're making a lot

2168
01:40:20,520 --> 01:40:20,840
Speaker 5: of sense.

2169
01:40:21,000 --> 01:40:22,479
Speaker 7: Just be attractive, all right.

2170
01:40:22,479 --> 01:40:25,439
Speaker 5: Thank you very much, great Gory, and thank you so

2171
01:40:25,520 --> 01:40:27,439
Speaker 5: much for giving the show some of your valuable time

2172
01:40:27,479 --> 01:40:29,400
Speaker 5: this week. You know we'd love to appreciate you for that.

2173
01:40:29,760 --> 01:40:31,360
Speaker 5: The rest of you guys could suck it. Have a

2174
01:40:31,400 --> 01:40:34,640
Speaker 5: great weekend. S M D double m bye. Have a

2175
01:40:34,800 --> 01:40:35,599
Speaker 5: great Friday.

2176
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Speaker 4: You mother,