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Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by

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Speaker 1: Fair and Farah, Tampa accident Attorneys. Did you guys hear

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Speaker 1: about the woman in the furniture store who uh, she

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Speaker 1: had to use the restroom and she used it in

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Speaker 1: the furniture store and then she went to jail and no, no,

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Speaker 1: she owes like a couple thousand bucks. Guess you have

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Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom eight hundred four O nine

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Speaker 1: ninety three ninety three. When you gotta go, you gotta

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Speaker 1: go right? Eight hundred four ninety three ninety three. Where'd

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Speaker 1: you have to go? Where is the most odd place

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Speaker 1: where you had to relieve yourself? Joe Shows liven ninety three,

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Speaker 1: three FLZ. And there was a woman who has made

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Speaker 1: now national news, actually made it to the New York Post.

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Speaker 1: But this woman was in Pensacola and she caused over

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Speaker 1: five thousand dollars in damage after urinating on furniture and

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Speaker 1: other household items. And by the way, my apologies, I

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Speaker 1: had it wrong. It was not a furniture store. It

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Speaker 1: was actually in two air and and b rentals. She

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Speaker 1: did in two airbnb rentals. She decided to go not

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Speaker 1: because she had to really go, but because she wanted

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Speaker 1: to make money because she recorded herself and then was

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Speaker 1: selling the videos on sex sites. Some of the items

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Speaker 1: that she went to the bathroom was a rug, a TV,

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Speaker 1: a coffee maker, a record player, a toaster, a damage.

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Speaker 1: A typewriter also exists in shares. So my question is,

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Speaker 1: where'd you have to go?

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Speaker 2: I don't have to go on any furniture, but I

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Speaker 2: remember going in a church parking lot in a McDonald

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Speaker 2: or a red gatorade bottle.

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Speaker 1: Huh, it works.

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Speaker 3: It does bro open the door doors.

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Speaker 2: You know, covering me.

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Speaker 3: And then honestly, it's kind of just this. No, it's

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Speaker 3: actually about the size of the Clorox wipes go there.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, why are you not going the church parking

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Speaker 1: lot ground?

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna do that to Jesus, that's fair. That's where

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Speaker 3: we draw the line. I'm not gonna do that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, good, good, good for you.

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Speaker 3: That's nice. Come on, Katie. Well, you know, I'm from Wisconsin.

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Speaker 3: We we love a bonfire moment. So next to a

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Speaker 3: bonfire behind a car, so people me, But I did

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Speaker 3: not get out of bottle. I just did the crab.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, wow, the crab. What do you mean? The crab?

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Speaker 3: Like hold on you just like this, kick down your pants.

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Speaker 3: I'm not doing that right now, by the way, and

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Speaker 3: then you go like this and then it just goes down.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the bathroom like that the crab, and it

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Speaker 2: doesn't get on you exactly.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: You have to understand, girls, we can get it on

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Speaker 2: us on our body and we don't want that. Guy.

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Speaker 3: You can control work.

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Speaker 1: You've got to do. I feel like it would make

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Speaker 1: more sense to do the bear crawl.

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Speaker 3: What's the bear craw craw?

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Speaker 1: It's just the go everywhere. It doesn't go everywhere when

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Speaker 1: you're literally vv up in the air.

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Speaker 3: No, we pointed different directions. Yeah, yeah, I.

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Speaker 1: Deployment when it comes.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm telling you it works. So if you

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Speaker 3: ever have to go to the bathroom, I guess never mind.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I kind of want to try it now, but I

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Speaker 1: feel like it would fire.

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Speaker 3: Hose with the crab for sure.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think that that would work, but maybe

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Speaker 1: possibly so you really pulled off.

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Speaker 3: I've done it many times.

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Speaker 1: The crab, the crab. I don't Sean know about this.

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Speaker 3: He does now, the crab the crab.

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Speaker 1: That's gotta be.

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Speaker 3: Like if you're camping or if you're tailgating, do you

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Speaker 3: crab it out?

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Speaker 2: I don't like I usually go on a bottle the crab.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to try the bear Cross.

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Speaker 1: I want to get all the ladies in Tampa to

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Speaker 1: try the crab.

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Speaker 3: It's all at one time.

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Speaker 1: Who is this?

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Speaker 4: Hi?

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Speaker 3: Who is this?

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Speaker 4: This is Martin, Martin.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever heard about women doing the crab?

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Speaker 4: I've seen That's why I'm kind of calling. It wasn't me,

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Speaker 4: but when I used to do security, I've seen it all.

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Speaker 4: I've seen you girls doing all kinds of crazy stuff.

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Speaker 3: Get creative.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Well I was working one night. It wasn't me,

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Speaker 4: but I was working one night and somebody just went

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Speaker 4: outside to the door when I was working and they

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Speaker 4: were like, Mama, you need to come inside. There's a

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Speaker 4: guy peeing at the bar. And I was like, what

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Speaker 4: the I walked in and this guy just he was

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Speaker 4: he just let it go at the bar and he

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Speaker 4: was peeing on the girl's leg. That's how they fund

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Speaker 4: figure out. Yeah. I just grabbed him from the back.

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Speaker 4: I lift him up and I took him outside and

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Speaker 4: he was like, well you could get me out there.

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Speaker 4: I said, well, you're peeing and he's like, no, I'm not.

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Speaker 4: And I was like, just look down. And he was

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Speaker 4: so drunk he didn't even know. It was just all

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Speaker 4: down his fans. Yeah, so hold on.

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Speaker 1: You grabbed him while he was going to the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, everywhere.

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Speaker 4: Well, I grabbed him from the back. I didn't like

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Speaker 4: pick him up from the front. I just grabbed him

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Speaker 4: by his arms, lifted him up. He was a little thing.

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Speaker 4: I was two hundred and fifty pounds, So I just

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Speaker 4: grabbed him and I took him outside, like.

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Speaker 1: Picking up a nothing's got to be more emasculating than

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Speaker 1: while you're going to the bathroom have another man and

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Speaker 1: holds you up like a baby.

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Speaker 4: And you know what, I just saw him after like

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Speaker 4: twenty years, and he was he's like really nice guy

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Speaker 4: that he works for, like some good company. And I

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Speaker 4: looked at him, I'm like, you don't remember me to

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Speaker 4: you He's like no, I'm like, you're a peepee boy,

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Speaker 4: that's that's why we And he was selling barres. He

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Speaker 4: looked down to the guard and he's like, yeah, that's me boy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't that.

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Speaker 1: Nothing's more emasculating than having a man pick you up

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Speaker 1: and carry your while You're Pean, and then twenty laters

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Speaker 1: be called pepe. We love you, Martin. This portion of

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