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He's very good at it. 0:00:39.280 --> 0:00:40.120 I don't know what's going on. 0:00:40.280 --> 0:00:42.960 Marnie hasn't won since nineteen seventy six. All of a sudden, 0:00:43.120 --> 0:00:44.040 Chris wins every week. 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:45.559 I don't know what's going on. I don't know why 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:48.080 I'm good this year. I have no idea what I've changed, man, 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:50.400 Because I think it's my testosterone level. It might be 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:54.560 in crowded Hey, hey Ben, Yeah, I apparently, like, uh, 0:00:55.080 --> 0:00:57.040 losing weight can increase your testosterone. 0:00:57.400 --> 0:01:01.040 Is that right? Yeah? I think so because I never 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:01.800 would have guessed that. 0:01:02.280 --> 0:01:02.520 Yeah. 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:06.080 Because the viscual fat that people carry, the belly fat 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:09.960 that people carry it Uh, it does mess with your 0:01:10.120 --> 0:01:14.880 your estrogen and your testosterone levels. So basically, the bigger 0:01:14.920 --> 0:01:17.440 the belly, technically, the lower the testoster. 0:01:17.600 --> 0:01:20.679 That's why like Calista Flockhart's a raging b word. She 0:01:20.840 --> 0:01:24.920 is so much testosterone. Wow, it's such an old reference. 0:01:25.240 --> 0:01:26.240 I like her a lot. 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:27.360 So does Harrison Ford. 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:29.520 I know I like him a lot too. 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:31.920 Yeah, he's in the Vikings locker room, his return, his question. 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:34.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is good. 0:01:35.840 --> 0:01:36.080 Yeah. 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:38.720 I love Indiana Jones. It was on yesterday. That's why 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:41.000 I made the reference to the whip or whatever the line. 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:42.240 Such a fun movie. 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:42.840 Yeah, so much. 0:01:42.840 --> 0:01:45.240 They're all they're all pretty good. Yeah, man, they're great 0:01:45.280 --> 0:01:50.080 all hand. The first three. Everything after that has been absolutely. 0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:51.720 In the refrigerator. 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:53.840 Nope, that's a zero out of ten. 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:53.960 No. 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:55.840 Hawk loves that one, dude, it's a good one. 0:01:56.040 --> 0:01:56.720 Yeah. 0:01:56.760 --> 0:01:59.640 Which one is the which one is the one where 0:01:59.680 --> 0:02:02.560 he rips thought? They ripped the heart out tempo? I 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:03.640 love that, the second one. 0:02:04.120 --> 0:02:07.400 I love that one. That one's there's a pornography that's 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:09.400 similarly that really good as well. 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:15.280 You need help, I don't I have problem? 0:02:15.360 --> 0:02:19.519 You got to be really really proud of that for you, man, 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:22.880 to yourself. Yeah, I wish I had that problem. 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:23.400 I don't have that. 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:25.280 Well, you want to kiss? 0:02:25.880 --> 0:02:29.320 Can you give me some trfer to game day men's health? 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:35.320 I know, man, Yes, two things. Ryan Nielsen defensive running 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:38.040 game coordinator for your Minnesota Vikings. That's what I was 0:02:38.080 --> 0:02:40.720 talking about. Defensive running game coordinator. I've never heard of 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:41.560 the position before. 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:46.520 Oh yeah, he's a defensive coach. Yeah, okay, when you 0:02:46.560 --> 0:02:49.640 can't when you came in, Okay, sorry, when I misunderstood 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:51.079 when you came in, I thought you were still talking 0:02:51.080 --> 0:02:53.440 about the offensive coach that was given that title. 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:54.280 No, I apologize. 0:02:54.560 --> 0:02:55.840 The defensive run coordinator. 0:02:55.919 --> 0:03:00.000 That's basically your Your specialty all week is to develop 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:02.720 the game plan to stop the opposing team's run. 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:05.480 Got it. So that's always existed. I just didn't know that. Yeah. 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:08.600 So basically a lot of all the assistants have sort 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:12.760 of a specialty. Whether you are third down runs, red 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:17.160 zone guy. There might be short yardage goal line guy. 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:19.680 So everybody throughout the course of the week is kind 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:22.400 of given a special assignment. And that's kind of what 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:25.480 his special assignment is is to really hone in, not 0:03:25.600 --> 0:03:27.880 on the past game. Like, dude, you We want you 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:30.120 to really break down all the runs and where we're 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:31.520 vulnerable and how we can stop them. 0:03:31.600 --> 0:03:33.720 Got it, Okay, got it? Got it? 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:34.120 Cool? 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:34.440 Right? 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:35.200 Thank you for that quest. 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:38.520 It's like, look, so Indiana gets to the temple and 0:03:38.560 --> 0:03:42.920 the third one where the or the Cup of Christ is, 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:43.840 what's the one I'm looking for? 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:47.480 Holy? The Cup of Christ. Yes, the Cup of Christ 0:03:47.520 --> 0:03:48.080 holy Grail. 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:52.240 And and so Sean Connery gets shot and he's and 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:56.400 he knows the trials and tribulations. He knows what Indiana 0:03:56.480 --> 0:03:57.360 is going to have to go through. 0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:00.800 You got a kneel. You got to humble and kneel 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:02.360 before God and avoid that blade. 0:04:02.880 --> 0:04:04.120 You got to do the leap of faith. 0:04:04.200 --> 0:04:06.160 You got to pick the right cup at the end, which, 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:08.240 of course you you wouldn't pick the gold one. 0:04:08.280 --> 0:04:11.440 It would be yeah, he's but I like in that mix. 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:15.000 At some point, the people that put together the little 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:19.760 Fortelly esque traps and stuff, it's like you have to 0:04:19.760 --> 0:04:21.960 play wordle Like at one point you had to just 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:24.400 step on letters. It's like, who fuck? This was a 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:27.360 good what they had a word puzzle for him? Well, 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:29.839 Steven Spielberg did, didn't he make the movie. 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:34.760 Latin and Jehovah starts with an eye. He's like, terrible 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:37.920 wordle guys have to be. 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:42.840 Letters playing the initials game to get God's cup. 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:44.880 Sauce. 0:04:45.240 --> 0:04:47.680 Sauce gets to the word puzzle in the lasts in 0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:50.479 and goes, screw this, smell my face. 0:04:50.520 --> 0:04:56.080 I'm going home. I'm turning around spelling with the giant testicle. 0:04:56.160 --> 0:05:00.280 But then the couple, the two weirdos behind him, they've 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:02.240 just run right through it, and he turns on and 0:05:02.240 --> 0:05:03.240 they're like, oh, you're here. 0:05:03.320 --> 0:05:05.720 They figured it out. Well, no, he they watched him, 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:09.800 So they watched him. That was the whole point of 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:13.080 them staying closely behind, is he. 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:15.440 He like ties up the wheels so the blades don't 0:05:15.440 --> 0:05:17.480 get him, so you can walk through the blades. He 0:05:17.560 --> 0:05:20.479 throws sand on the leaf of faith, he sure does, 0:05:20.520 --> 0:05:23.160 so they can see the path. Oh yeah, and then 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:27.720 stupid ass Donovan just assumes which by the way, one 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:29.760 last thing on my Indiana Jones rant, because I watched 0:05:29.800 --> 0:05:32.480 it yesterday, well it was working, but still I was 0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:35.800 watching it that I definitely stopped and watched it without worker, 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:36.840 for sure, but I do I. 0:05:36.920 --> 0:05:37.800 Was working at the time. 0:05:37.920 --> 0:05:40.680 However, I just want to prove to have it that 0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:44.040 I almost never truly, I almost never watched TV when 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:45.560 I'm just sitting and watching TV. 0:05:45.680 --> 0:05:46.479 Those are my twenties. 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:52.440 The I forgot the gal's name. The gal's name in 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:58.480 the Nazi turned like, uh, holy Grail Chaser. Her name 0:05:58.560 --> 0:06:02.120 was Elsa. At the end when she when when Indiana 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:04.640 Jones is holding on to her and she's trying to 0:06:04.839 --> 0:06:09.159 reach the cup right she He's like, he's like, Elsa, 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:09.640 forget it. 0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:11.320 Just said you know, I can't hold on to you. 0:06:11.360 --> 0:06:15.279 And if she falls, And then when Sean Connery grabs 0:06:15.279 --> 0:06:17.440 Indiana Jones and Indiana's thinking about it, he's just like, 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:20.039 She's like, let it go. And I'm like, Elsa, and 0:06:20.120 --> 0:06:23.280 let it go. I wonder what if somebody from Disney 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:27.640 thought of her name and that song in that moment. 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:32.880 I waste a lot of my time you were. Her 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:36.200 name's Elsa. She doesn't pay attention, she doesn't let it go. 0:06:36.520 --> 0:06:40.800 She wants it so badly when she just completely durped 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:42.760 it and just kicks it right into the crevice. 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:44.800 Yes, she does kick it to the crevis. 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:47.960 It's the most uncoordinated attempt to grab it before she 0:06:48.120 --> 0:06:49.679 just kicks it down the crack. 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:53.680 Come on, man, come on you guys. Ever watch repeat 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:56.159 movies or shows as closely as Corey does. 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:59.000 I don't watch anything I haven't seen my own, like 0:06:59.200 --> 0:07:00.520 family videos. 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:06.040 If I'm watching a repeat movie, it is just background noise. Yeah, 0:07:06.120 --> 0:07:07.880 I mean that's that's when I turned into my wife. 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:09.160 There. 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:14.440 Yeah, you had her kick it and then she tried 0:07:14.440 --> 0:07:16.640 to grab it. And she's wearing gloves, not the best 0:07:16.640 --> 0:07:18.320 for holding on to somebody's hand. 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:19.880 No, right out of the ice. 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:25.800 Aner's right, she falls for eternity like you hear crash, right, 0:07:25.920 --> 0:07:28.760 They imply that it opens up and she just falls forever. 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:30.520 I would guess, yeah. 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:32.720 Well that sucks. There's no crash that seems like. 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:34.160 Yeah, I would guess. 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:39.440 You know, eventually you just you'd reach a terminal velocity. 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:41.840 You should just be hanging around forever. 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:43.680 Yeah, suspended animation. 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:49.040 Yeah, hey, greed got her. Yeah, I'm doing these things 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:54.320 called on the review hawk. I'm reviewing things. Sent me 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:57.280 some grape knee high. Oh and I gave you guys 0:07:57.280 --> 0:07:59.920 bottles and you refuse to drink any Why is that? 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:01.200 You know? 0:08:01.360 --> 0:08:03.960 You know what, if you want to crack open a bottle, 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:07.000 I'm drinking and I would have a sip. Okay, let 0:08:07.040 --> 0:08:08.600 me get some cups this. Yeah, we could have like 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:12.440 a little Dixie cup. So he pulls out these grape 0:08:12.480 --> 0:08:16.600 knee highs out of this box. And if you turn 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:21.239 over the nutrition label and look at that, it has 0:08:21.320 --> 0:08:24.000 forty eight grams of sugar in that one. 0:08:23.840 --> 0:08:28.240 Bottle, and forty eight grams of added sugar. 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:32.240 I think that. 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:35.080 I don't think that's I don't think that's an Also, 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:38.319 I don't think it's a plus. Oh, it isn't a plus. 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:40.520 If you take a sip of this, there's an outside 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:43.760 chance you start aging immediately, and then you turn into 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:46.000 a skeleton and Indiana Jones throws you up against a 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:47.000 wall and you shatter into. 0:08:46.840 --> 0:08:50.280 A grape favorite drinking. 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:53.319 I do love the smell of it right now, right 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:55.520 grape drag, grape drank. 0:08:58.720 --> 0:09:01.480 Oh my god, would you like to taste good? 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:04.360 No, I'm good. Yeah, it's just grape so corl It 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:07.839 is the most sugary thing you've ever had. Is really good, 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:11.360 but you can smell the sugar. I don't know. 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:16.480 Oh my god, there's no way, there is zero possibility 0:09:16.520 --> 0:09:18.800 at this at all my age, that I could ever 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:19.760 finish that whole bottle. 0:09:20.400 --> 0:09:21.640 You know what it smells like when you were a 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:23.960 kid and you were making the kool aid yourself. Yes, 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:25.760 you put the sugar of the bag. 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:28.600 Yeah, you put three or four cups of sugar in 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:32.079 the kool aid. That's that's what this is. Wow, that 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:33.760 is Uh, it's good. 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:34.680 It's good. 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:36.640 It is good. I mean, how is it not good? 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:38.559 I mean who doesn't love sugar? 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:45.760 But yeah, I mean they both slept with Elsa Indiana 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:49.120 Senior and Indiana Junior. They both did. They both did. 0:09:49.160 --> 0:09:54.199 Oh sure, I didn't know they yet. Indiana's like, how 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:54.480 do you know? 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:54.880 She did not? 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:59.360 And Sean Connery goes, she talks in her sleep. Man, 0:09:59.400 --> 0:10:02.520 Well that maybe means things. Oh no, it does not, No, 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:03.040 it does not. 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:06.240 Yeah, did you guys taste it? I'm sorry I did. 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:09.640 I mean, And the thing is it somehow drying my 0:10:09.679 --> 0:10:10.200 mouth out? 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:12.959 I'm the review hawk and I'm here to review great 0:10:13.040 --> 0:10:16.000 knee High And if you would like to send me 0:10:16.040 --> 0:10:17.760 your products for free and have me try them my wheel. 0:10:18.160 --> 0:10:20.440 Yeah, like, and there it is. 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:23.120 It could be any kind of edible, it could be 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:25.120 any kind of food group, it could be any kind 0:10:25.120 --> 0:10:27.080 of product. I'll try it. I'm the review hawk, and 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:36.120 here I am reviewing great knee High. It's delicious, taste good, 0:10:36.520 --> 0:10:38.559 it's really good. Actually, I figured it would be a 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:42.000 little thicker than it is. It's very very water thin, 0:10:42.600 --> 0:10:44.720 very thin. Thank you. That's it. Yeah? 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:46.880 Is it drying your mouth out like it did mine? 0:10:49.760 --> 0:10:53.000 My gosh? Yeah, right, it does. I gave Zacho some too. 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:54.760 It's definitely dry. Why is that? 0:10:54.840 --> 0:10:55.400 Why is that? 0:10:55.760 --> 0:10:57.080 Is that the sugar content? 0:10:57.480 --> 0:11:01.320 I guess I think it's Yeah, it's invading my body 0:11:01.400 --> 0:11:03.920 right now and taking everything it's the. 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:05.920 Moisture out of my mouth. 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:08.440 It might have killed my taste buds. 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:12.800 Yeah, that's punging. It is delicious, it is good. 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:15.200 It's been around since nineteen twenty one. 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:20.360 Do you think they have a grape knee high zero? 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:25.640 No, I don't think there's I think if you took 0:11:25.640 --> 0:11:27.120 the sugar out of there'd be nothing left. 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:29.440 Can you imagine? Though? I mean it would be great 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:32.320 with this because root beer basically has the same sugar content. 0:11:32.320 --> 0:11:35.440 If you made a knee high float, Yeah, that's a lot, 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:37.360 but that would be really good though. 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:40.640 Yeah, I think I've ever seen on the percent the 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:44.040 daily value of the nutrition facts for sugar. Yeah, we 0:11:44.160 --> 0:11:46.680 said you guys mentioned forty eight grams. But the percentage 0:11:47.040 --> 0:11:51.200 ninety six percent. Yeah, of your daily value of sugar. 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:54.800 It's a classic old fashioned soda. That's what they call it. 0:11:54.840 --> 0:11:59.120 A classic old fashion like it. I say, avoid great 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:04.160 knee high. It tastes fine, but I would encourage you 0:12:04.280 --> 0:12:09.600 to just makes yourself some kool aid and go that. 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:12.160 I'm the review hawk. That's my review. 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:17.040 Final question Indiana Jones related, Yes, go ahead, hear me out, Okay, 0:12:17.080 --> 0:12:19.160 go do you guys remember the scene when he goes 0:12:19.200 --> 0:12:23.120 back to Berlin and he gets the book from Elsa 0:12:23.520 --> 0:12:26.600 he gets he gets Sean Connery's diary, which has all 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:28.360 the clues that lead to the Holy Grail. 0:12:28.200 --> 0:12:29.760 And a lot of weird pictures of Wiener. 0:12:29.880 --> 0:12:30.920 Sure he does draw. 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:35.040 So he gets it from her and he's about to leave, 0:12:35.080 --> 0:12:39.440 and remember he bumps into Hitler and Hitler autographs the diary. 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:41.760 Remember it's like that weird moment where Indiana Jones for 0:12:41.760 --> 0:12:44.640 a second thinks that Hitler's like, you know, something's up, 0:12:44.720 --> 0:12:46.679 and then Hitler just grabs the book, opens it up 0:12:46.720 --> 0:12:47.560 and autographs it. 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:48.600 Sell you looking at me? 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:53.480 Yeah, right, So think about this hypothetical question. In the 0:12:53.520 --> 0:12:56.320 Indiana Jones universe, if that was reality and that timeline 0:12:56.360 --> 0:13:01.120 goes on and that book survives all of hisjourneys and adventures, 0:13:02.600 --> 0:13:05.680 you have a book that has the Path to the 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:09.640 Holy Grail and it's autographed by Adolf Hitler. Is that 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:14.000 the most valuable book in the world? God Sean Connery's diary, 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:14.920 My God. 0:13:14.800 --> 0:13:15.440 Would it not be? 0:13:15.679 --> 0:13:15.880 Yes? 0:13:15.960 --> 0:13:17.880 I mean sure, yeah, for sure. 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:20.560 Can you think of any book ever that would be 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:21.760 more valuable than that? 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:28.760 Maybe the Option, maybe the first Bible Gutenberg, right, but 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:32.520 otherwise this is this is autographed by Jesus. 0:13:32.559 --> 0:13:32.920 You have a. 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:38.360 Authentic Hitler autograph, and at this point he would be 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:40.120 no longer with us. Right when this book goes to 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:43.080 auction thankfully, and it gives you the path to the 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:46.560 Holy Grail? I mean that actually exists, right in that universe, 0:13:46.600 --> 0:13:48.560 that exists. Sure, it's the most valuable book in the world. 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:51.520 You're right about that, Core, You're right, you're right. What 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:55.360 did you guys do on Sunday? You broke down Indiana Jones. 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:57.200 I'm doing it now. I wasn't doing it at the time. 0:13:57.240 --> 0:13:58.000 I'm just thinking about it. 0:13:58.200 --> 0:14:01.320 Think about that though, if a baseball can go for 0:14:02.000 --> 0:14:03.240 tens of millions of dollars. 0:14:03.320 --> 0:14:07.920 Sure that that book would be worth invaluable, right, that's 0:14:07.920 --> 0:14:11.880 why they were chasing the Holy grail. What fifty billion dollars. 0:14:12.040 --> 0:14:14.240 Number is so big it's hard to even comprehend if 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:17.320 it truly gave you everlasting life? The Hitler autograph is 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:19.280 like secondary. 0:14:19.360 --> 0:14:19.880 Yeah. 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:23.760 In an effort to change the subject, an ultra Ray 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:26.760 Kobe Bryant trading card has sold for a record three 0:14:26.800 --> 0:14:28.360 point one five million dollars. 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:32.680 See that is peanuts compared to the Indiana Jones Diary. 0:14:32.760 --> 0:14:33.400 Not even close. 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:36.600 I mean the first Action Comics number one, that is 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:39.720 the first time you ever see Superman. That's worth about 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:42.000 seven million, six million bucks. Does that give you the 0:14:42.000 --> 0:14:45.400 opportunity for everlasting life? Does it give you a path 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:46.440 towards it? 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:46.320 Oh? 0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:48.440 It does not know, it does not not even close. 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:50.440 No, not even How would. 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:51.000 You even want that? 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:51.280 Though? 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:51.640 No? 0:14:51.840 --> 0:14:53.560 I don't want to be That's the point. 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:56.080 Cam remember the Night at the end had been there 0:14:56.080 --> 0:14:57.880 for like seven hundred years, and he was ready to 0:14:58.040 --> 0:15:00.720 He was like, is enough, Yeah, here's my sword. I'm 0:15:00.720 --> 0:15:03.640 glad you're here, Like, do you want to trade? He's 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:04.360 like I'm done. 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:08.680 For seven hundred years. That's a different movie. Bored out 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:09.160 of his mind. 0:15:09.280 --> 0:15:11.600 Yeah, he didn't have a TV to watch football games 0:15:11.880 --> 0:15:13.880 or film or what phone. 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:17.840 Oh that dude has never seen even one round of 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:22.560 the NFL draft, no one, what a terrible life. Doesn't 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:27.120 even doesn't even know the NFL exists? Yeahad why even live? 0:15:27.400 --> 0:15:32.080 Yeah, review Hawk is gonna review Firework Freeze five Hour 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:34.000 Energy their brand new flavor. 0:15:34.040 --> 0:15:37.720 Would you like to taste You're gonna you're gonna have 0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:40.360 a half a knee high in them, I mean up 0:15:40.360 --> 0:15:41.880 with a five hour energy drink. 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:47.280 I'm reviewing things here, man. What flavor is cherry blue 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:48.200 raspberry and lime. 0:15:48.360 --> 0:15:53.120 That sounds amazing. It is amazing, would you? Blue raspberry 0:15:53.120 --> 0:15:55.440 is good at everything? Like that's that's it. That's a 0:15:55.440 --> 0:15:57.280 home run and almost across the board. 0:15:57.600 --> 0:16:02.200 You're like Ryan's toy review review right now, and now 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:05.320 he's going to get another cup. Okay, I guess we 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:08.600 are going to taste it. Blue raspberry suckers were always 0:16:08.600 --> 0:16:12.920 the best, the best. Yeah, elite fake fake watermelon flavor 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:19.640 is the best. Yeah, tough to be ye, Okay, all right, 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:22.080 all right, thank you. 0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:27.360 We should have had a selection of cups. Just to Okay, 0:16:27.360 --> 0:16:30.320 what is that smell? There's something very familiar about that smell. 0:16:32.160 --> 0:16:33.840 You chose poorly. 0:16:36.560 --> 0:16:37.120 Just taste it. 0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:39.320 Oh, that's great. 0:16:40.360 --> 0:16:40.800 Tasted. 0:16:42.360 --> 0:16:47.000 What do you think that is? That's that's cough syrup. Yeah, 0:16:47.120 --> 0:16:48.239 it tastes like a popsicle. 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:50.520 I like it. 0:16:52.080 --> 0:16:53.320 What is up with everything dry? 0:16:56.720 --> 0:16:58.640 Cherry blue, raspberry and lime? I don't taste the lime. 0:16:58.720 --> 0:17:00.880 I taste everything else. It tastes a bomb pop to me. 0:17:02.320 --> 0:17:06.040 Like a really strong bomb pop. Gosh. 0:17:06.080 --> 0:17:07.400 I wish I could do that with my little back. 0:17:07.400 --> 0:17:09.000 My little back is killing me right now. I feel 0:17:09.000 --> 0:17:13.680 like Abbott. Really do you've dropped foot? 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:16.000 No? Thankfully, I can still feel my toes. 0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:16.760 That's good. 0:17:17.840 --> 0:17:18.960 Would like to feel my toes? 0:17:19.280 --> 0:17:21.280 Yeah, I don't know what I mean? 0:17:22.080 --> 0:17:22.439 Break now. 0:17:24.800 --> 0:17:25.199 Good for you. 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:28.840 We're getting close. We're getting Do you have like a 0:17:28.880 --> 0:17:31.160 full day today? Why are you like crushing a five 0:17:31.200 --> 0:17:31.880 hour right now? 0:17:32.119 --> 0:17:35.399 It's like his third one. He's got fifteen hours of energy. 0:17:36.680 --> 0:17:38.320 I got it to sleep last night. 0:17:38.960 --> 0:17:39.680 Oh I see. 0:17:46.600 --> 0:17:52.880 Yeah? Yeah yeah, good for you. And it's a rainy day. 0:17:52.920 --> 0:17:56.879 He loves the rain. Yeah yeah, he's into it. 0:17:56.920 --> 0:17:59.400 Man. It's like his third one. 0:17:59.600 --> 0:18:03.320 Sixteen hundred, Yutic Avenue, Sweet five hundred, Minneapolis five five 0:18:03.359 --> 0:18:05.199 four one six. If you would like to send me 0:18:05.240 --> 0:18:07.840 your products to review, I am the review hawk fiable. 0:18:08.000 --> 0:18:11.200 It could be uh no, I'm reviewing. I'm reviewing. 0:18:11.520 --> 0:18:12.240 What are you talking about? 0:18:12.320 --> 0:18:14.040 I did Cisco neighbor get fired for review? 0:18:14.080 --> 0:18:15.639 You know what I think you should do? You should do. 0:18:15.760 --> 0:18:19.040 We should get in the what is that that hockey 0:18:19.200 --> 0:18:23.360 the hottest chip or whatever? Yeah, the world's hottest chips. Yeah, 0:18:23.400 --> 0:18:26.000 it's just like a singular chip and like you got 0:18:26.000 --> 0:18:26.359 to try that? 0:18:27.320 --> 0:18:28.000 Would you try it? 0:18:28.160 --> 0:18:28.320 Try? 0:18:28.720 --> 0:18:29.720 You try it? 0:18:29.920 --> 0:18:30.240 Really? 0:18:30.480 --> 0:18:34.400 Yeah? Oh, I would not listen if we can get 0:18:34.400 --> 0:18:36.640 if we can get it in on Thursday Thursday, which 0:18:36.720 --> 0:18:37.480 is probably not hard. 0:18:37.520 --> 0:18:41.200 We sh I ain't buy anything on the review to 0:18:41.240 --> 0:18:41.719 send it to them. 0:18:41.760 --> 0:18:44.160 Yeah, it'll be free. 0:18:44.320 --> 0:18:45.959 That's right. I was known in high school the guy 0:18:45.960 --> 0:18:48.639 who did anything anything. 0:18:50.960 --> 0:18:52.320