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Speaker 1: Welcome back to the Minnesota State Fairgrounds. I'm the common man,
Speaker 1: Dan Cole, along with Tana B., The Smoke Show from
Speaker 1: Glencoe is here, the feminine touch of the program. We've
Speaker 1: done a couple of segments with her.
Speaker 3: And now.
Speaker 4: Just doing a little light reading here before the segment.
Speaker 5: Are you ready for me?
Speaker 4: This was in my mailbox yesterday. My mailbox. Above the fold.
Speaker 4: Mark Rosen's.
Speaker 6: You can't get away from us.
Speaker 1: It's Mark Rosen's winning comeback from knee pain.
Speaker 4: I brought that for you.
Speaker 7: It's a gift.
Speaker 1: But what he didn't do, the problem is that he
Speaker 1: must have talked to them prior to yesterday when he
Speaker 1: said the knee pain got so bad he couldn't make
Speaker 1: the show yesterday.
Speaker 3: So this must have been printed before.
Speaker 5: It's no longer a comeback. It's a setback. Yeah, it's
Speaker 5: a setback.
Speaker 1: That's the voice of Marnie Gellner, and alongside her, the
Speaker 1: maestro of the mornings.
Speaker 5: Of the powers of morning.
Speaker 3: It's Corey Cole.
Speaker 5: Hi, guys. How are you?
Speaker 2: We're going to play a little program password.
Speaker 3: How are you guys doing? Wonderful.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: You're not, are you?
Speaker 4: Why? Everything's fine.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: I can't see it on my face.
Speaker 7: This is a rematch, right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a rematch.
Speaker 8: What happened?
Speaker 7: I forget what happened last time.
Speaker 3: You're kind of sad, aren't you?
Speaker 6: Nobody asked you what happened.
Speaker 5: Do you want to talk about it?
Speaker 8: I do not.
Speaker 4: It was a bad week.
Speaker 3: Okay. It's hard. I do not.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's been awful.
Speaker 3: When you push them out of the nest. Okay. It's hard.
Speaker 7: I think we're going to talk about something else.
Speaker 3: I know it's hard. My wife's going through it right now.
Speaker 3: She cries every day.
Speaker 9: I think we should talk about people's secretion again.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I think it's safer.
Speaker 4: What is this? The power trip morning show?
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you like your husband's pheromones?
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 5: I have to ask.
Speaker 4: He showers every day.
Speaker 3: Oh, he does shower every day.
Speaker 8: Good.
Speaker 5: See?
Speaker 4: What did I say?
Speaker 3: Yeah, very much so. So there you go.
Speaker 1: This is a rematch of the 2026 championship game.
Speaker 5: I don't know if we can call it a rivalry
Speaker 5: because it has to be competitive to be considered a rivalry,
Speaker 5: but it is a rematch.
Speaker 4: Look at that face.
Speaker 5: I'm well aware.
Speaker 4: Look at that face.
Speaker 6: That was a bad one.
Speaker 5: And she just got me tickets, so I should really
Speaker 5: be nicer to her.
Speaker 9: And then this morning, text early this morning, make sure
Speaker 9: you remember to bring my tickets today.
Speaker 6: Can I do anything else?
Speaker 5: You told me to remind you.
Speaker 6: For the men around here, is there anything else I
Speaker 6: can do for you?
Speaker 2: My God, let's play.
Speaker 5: You asked me to send you a reminder.
Speaker 6: Now I'm mad.
Speaker 4: Let's play.
Speaker 7: We can't play yet. Common's reading Rosie's story.
Speaker 3: Did you read it on the air?
Speaker 8: No, but we got a bunch of people that tweeted
Speaker 8: it to us.
Speaker 7: Why don't you save that for 2.15? Oh, yeah, this
Speaker 7: will be at 2.15.
Speaker 3: That'll take you through your last 45 minutes. You're welcome.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, this should probably stay off here, but I already
Speaker 8: started my sentence, so there's no turning back now. It
Speaker 8: was texted the other day by Mark Rosen, and he said,
Speaker 8: are you.
Speaker 7: Still talking about my Italy trip?
Speaker 8: And I'm like, do you think this is the first
Speaker 8: time we've blown something out.
Speaker 7: Of proportion and run it into the ground for 20 years?
Speaker 8: But I guess he's tired of us making fun of
Speaker 8: the trip to Italy. But in that article, which you
Speaker 8: probably just read, he mentions his travel.
Speaker 3: He says.
Speaker 5: Oh, God.
Speaker 3: The food was incredible. Honestly, the best Caesar salad I've
Speaker 3: had in a long time.
Speaker 4: And he's talking about the hospital.
Speaker 5: Hospital Caesar salad.
Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
Speaker 3: No, he didn't.
Speaker 2: You're right.
Speaker 5: Yes, he is. He totally is.
Speaker 3: I thought that was his trip to Italy.
Speaker 7: No. No, we don't talk about that anymore.
Speaker 5: 215.
Speaker 4: That's just a teaser.
Speaker 7: That's the easiest.
Speaker 5: Why'd you distract him?
Speaker 7: Last 45 minutes is.
Speaker 9: There's more meat on that bone than the turkey leg here.
Speaker 3: Too easy. This is too good.
Speaker 7: Best Caesar salad he's ever had.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I appreciate that.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: At a hospital.
Speaker 3: At a hospital.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 3: Just croutons were crunchy. My God. Okay.
Speaker 8: Well, now he's going to have to have the chef
Speaker 8: from the hospital on his podcast where.
Speaker 7: He's never getting free Caesar salads again.
Speaker 1: Maybe you'll have the chef from the hospital give him
Speaker 1: cooking lessons because you know he's going to do that.
Speaker 1: I keep asking him about it. Every week I say,
Speaker 1: have you started the cooking lessons? Well, not quite yet
Speaker 1: because he claims he's going to start doing cooking lessons.
Speaker 8: What's going to happen first, him taking a cooking lesson
Speaker 8: or him getting Jim Marshall into the whole thing? Because
Speaker 8: he's not going to sleep until that happens.
Speaker 3: No, that's what he's claimed.
Speaker 7: He wouldn't rest. You're... Sorry.
Speaker 6: Just so you know, when he was in the other day.
Speaker 3: Was he mad at me, too?
Speaker 6: No, he complimented you. That's over now.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 6: He was telling me how great it's.
Speaker 9: Been with you, that you've been awesome, and I just
Speaker 9: kind of looked at.
Speaker 8: Him like, are you talking about comments?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Because normally he rips you.
Speaker 3: He must have me confused with Malka Turner.
Speaker 6: Well, I think the knee pain had him not thinking clearly.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's what it is.
Speaker 5: He's on some drugs.
Speaker 6: But he complimented you, and now that's out the window.
Speaker 7: The pendulum has swung. He now is fully on the
Speaker 7: hate the power trip running show vibe.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 8: My guess is he's going to ride this out, get
Speaker 8: this free trip to Vegas in November, and.
Speaker 7: Go right back to it. He's just got to hang
Speaker 7: on for two months. Then he'll jump off us.
Speaker 3: The legendary Mark Rosen.
Speaker 7: He's the greatest.
Speaker 4: He's not even here, and he is the center of
Speaker 4: this segment.
Speaker 3: But he loves it.
Speaker 5: He's everywhere. Are we ready to play?
Speaker 3: Is that called being omnipresent?
Speaker 5: Omnipresent. They're ready to play.
Speaker 2: Password.
Speaker 4: Uh, uh, uh, uh.
Speaker 2: Give the password. Give the password.
Speaker 5: Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to play.
Speaker 3: Pro, Pro, Password.
Speaker 5: Here's your host, the very average and plain looking, Tenna B. Hey,
Speaker 5: State Fair edition of Program Password. It is a rematch
Speaker 5: of the 2026 Program Password Invitational Championship. Today it's Common
Speaker 5: and Corey Cove versus the Broad Squad, Lil B and
Speaker 5: Marnie Gellner.
Speaker 7: Oh, that was almost exactly even.
Speaker 5: I was going to do a poll, but you kind
Speaker 5: of just already did it.
Speaker 7: Thank you. Thank you.
Speaker 5: Who in the audience by round of applause and maybe
Speaker 5: some wooing as well is cheering for Common and Corey
Speaker 5: Cove today? All the cool guys. We've got the Marcenio
Speaker 5: Hall fans in the crowd. A lot of barking. Okay.
Speaker 5: Who here is cheering for the broad squad? They'll be
Speaker 5: a Marnie Gellner.
Speaker 7: Come on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, those are the ladies and the perverts. I definitely
Speaker 5: feel a female-male divide going on right now.
Speaker 6: There's a lot of babes out here today.
Speaker 3: It's pheromones. What's that called?
Speaker 5: No, it's pheromones.
Speaker 3: Pheromones. It's pheromones. You know what's interesting, though?
Speaker 1: We are the defending champions of the program password invitational.
Speaker 3: And what's interesting is.
Speaker 3: Not only am I the champion of.
Speaker 1: The program password invitational, but I've also.
Speaker 3: Scored as many points as the two of you in initials. Combined.
Speaker 3: The two of you combined.
Speaker 6: Who wrote that for you?
Speaker 3: Larry Mandela.
Speaker 6: That's what I thought.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
Speaker 5: As always, you can watch Program Password if you're not
Speaker 5: here at the State Fair at kfn.com slash watch. Thank
Speaker 5: you to Zach Halverson for helping us out there. This
Speaker 5: might be the most lengthy Program Password preview I've ever had,
Speaker 5: so I hope you guys can stick with me here.
Speaker 5: It's Common and Cove. versus Lilby and Marnie. We'll begin
Speaker 5: with Common and Cove. Common, you are 112 and 104.
Speaker 5: You come in on a two-game winning streak. Thanks to, oh,
Speaker 5: I just forgot his name. Last name Landis, who gives
Speaker 5: me all the stats. He gave me some state fair stats.
Speaker 5: You are six and five all time at the state fair.
Speaker 1: Wow, one over 500.
Speaker 5: Corey, you are 25 and eight. You come in on
Speaker 5: a five-game winning streak. Your 76% win percentage is second
Speaker 5: best all time in Program Password.
Speaker 8: And I know I hammer this, but it's the truth,
Speaker 8: and we're not going to deny the facts.
Speaker 7: All eight of my losses are with meat sauce.
Speaker 3: Correct.
Speaker 7: All eight.
Speaker 5: You were just 2-2 at the State Fair, so you've
Speaker 5: been kind of average out here.
Speaker 7: Two times with sauce.
Speaker 5: The two of you as a team, 9-1 all time.
Speaker 5: You guys are 1-0 at the State Fair. And you
Speaker 5: are our 2026 Program Password Invitational Champs. You beat Marnie
Speaker 5: and Lil B 86-26. Okay. Back in late June.
Speaker 4: I don't remember. I hadn't had a corndog yet.
Speaker 5: Your opponents today, Lil B and Marnie Gellner, the broad squad.
Speaker 5: Lil B, you come in on a two-game losing streak.
Speaker 5: You're 115-93. Common's kind of approaching there on the all-times
Speaker 5: wins list. You are also 6-5 at the State Fair.
Speaker 3: Marnie, 26-9 all-time.
Speaker 5: 74% win percentage. That is good for fourth all-time.
Speaker 3: Oh, cute. It's very good.
Speaker 5: And you would leapfrog Corey back in the second with
Speaker 5: a win today.
Speaker 6: Let's try that.
Speaker 3: We go now.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we go now.
Speaker 5: You also are two and two all-time at the State Fair.
Speaker 5: The two of you, 23 and six as a team,
Speaker 5: one and one together at the State Fair.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 5: And you are the 2025 Program Password Imitation on Hips,
Speaker 5: also the runners-up in 2026.
Speaker 4: We've hung a banner.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was a good year.
Speaker 5: And our last stat, the all-time series, because these are
Speaker 5: the two greatest teams in the history of Program Passwords. Really?
Speaker 5: It's the two best teams ever. Your all-time series, Common
Speaker 5: and Cove lead 2-1 in the head-to-head series. Coco? Coco? Coco. Oh,
Speaker 5: I like Coco.
Speaker 2: That's nice.
Speaker 5: Common and Cove, I like that.
Speaker 3: Coco.
Speaker 2: Or Co-Com.
Speaker 5: I don't get it. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Don't mess with it.
Speaker 3: Coco 2.
Speaker 5: All right, are we ready to play?
Speaker 6: Let's play.
Speaker 5: Reminder to the audience, you will be able to see
Speaker 5: the words. Please don't shout them out and ruin the
Speaker 5: entire game. It would be very disappointing to us. All right,
Speaker 5: Corey and Marnie, I need you two to take a
Speaker 5: look at the iPad first.
Speaker 2: The password is mint.
Speaker 4: Nothing yet.
Speaker 5: I got it on this screen.
Speaker 9: Hit the refresh before Zach comes flying in here.
Speaker 6: Up in the corner. It's the internet. There you go.
Speaker 1: I'm on your team.
Speaker 4: Do you have it now?
Speaker 5: There he comes.
Speaker 6: Unless the password.
Speaker 7: Is program password, we have nothing so far.
Speaker 6: Hi, Zach.
Speaker 8: It's your fault for closing the computer.
Speaker 6: I didn't close it.
Speaker 4: Zach's had a tough week.
Speaker 5: He's just doing it to get some camera time.
Speaker 3: We good?
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 5: All right. Take a look, Marnie.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Zach.
Speaker 6: Thank you, Laco.
Speaker 5: As always on the program, we're gentlemen. We let ladies
Speaker 5: go first. We also let the team that's not favored
Speaker 5: go first. So, Marnie, you have the option. Would you
Speaker 5: like to go first or second? Five seconds.
Speaker 4: I have a second. It's a lot of pressure.
Speaker 5: You're going second? Okay. All right. Corey and Common for 10. Altoid. Mint.
Speaker 4: Oh, I am good.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's 10 on the board.
Speaker 3: Oh, nice pass, Marty.
Speaker 4: I was thinking peppermint, spearmint.
Speaker 7: Just think of a synonym.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 7: I mean, do I have to explain the game? Okay.
Speaker 7: Let's go.
Speaker 3: And you know what? Speaking of cinnamon, I like cinnamon mints.
Speaker 7: They're really good.
Speaker 3: Thanks, big one.
Speaker 4: Uh-oh.
Speaker 8: This is like a repeat from earlier this year where
Speaker 8: you scored like 20-something points.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Coco with the early 10-0 lead over the broad squad.
Speaker 6: Give me the iPad.
Speaker 5: Common and Lil B, I need you two to take
Speaker 5: a look at the iPad, please.
Speaker 3: This is fun.
Speaker 2: The password is Kentucky.
Speaker 7: Don't look at me like that.
Speaker 5: All right, Lil B, your team is trailing. You're down
Speaker 5: 10 points. The option is on you. What would you
Speaker 5: like to do? You want to go first or second?
Speaker 5: Five seconds. Second. All right, Common and Co. for ten. Redneck. Hick.
Speaker 5: Damn it. Lil B and Marnie for nine. Five seconds. Fried.
Speaker 4: Chicken, obviously.
Speaker 5: Common and Co. for eight.
Speaker 2: State.
Speaker 7: Kentucky.
Speaker 1: I gave it to him.
Speaker 6: That was a tough one. Corey, wipe that look off
Speaker 6: your face.
Speaker 7: This is just my face.
Speaker 6: I'll do it for you.
Speaker 3: It's just his face.
Speaker 4: I'll... Yeah, fine.
Speaker 6: It's fine.
Speaker 5: It's looking a lot like a game I saw back
Speaker 5: in late June for a championship. 18 to nothing. Coco
Speaker 5: with the lead. Corey and Marnie, take a look at
Speaker 5: the iPad, please.
Speaker 6: It'll get better.
Speaker 2: The password is.
Speaker 5: I just got what Coco meant.
Speaker 6: I got a lot of things on my mind.
Speaker 2: The password is power.
Speaker 5: Power.
Speaker 7: Let's go.
Speaker 5: All right, Marnie, you're down 18 points. That's why you're losing.
Speaker 5: Corey's been thinking about this for the last 10 seconds.
Speaker 5: You've been telling jokes into the microphone. You've got the
Speaker 5: option here, Marnie. Would you like to go first or second?
Speaker 5: Five seconds.
Speaker 4: Second.
Speaker 5: Just got that in. All right, Cove and Common for 10.
Speaker 3: Strengths. Power. Wow.
Speaker 7: Are you serious?
Speaker 3: Strength is power.
Speaker 7: Yeah, apparently.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 5: 28 to nothing.
Speaker 7: I mean, I feel bad at this point.
Speaker 2: Good start.
Speaker 4: I know what everyone's thinking. Why didn't you say trip?
Speaker 4: Because if I say trip, you're like fall.
Speaker 9: You know it's easier when you know the answer.
Speaker 4: I feel it looking at their faces.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of disappointment out there. Yes. I know.
Speaker 4: Believe me, I thought of it. She said, I'm going
Speaker 4: to be okay. I'm going to be okay.
Speaker 6: I need that right now.
Speaker 5: Can you give her a hug?
Speaker 8: She has a shirt that says beer research, so maybe
Speaker 8: not the best source.
Speaker 6: Link, please.
Speaker 5: 28-0, Team Coco with the lead over the Broad Squad.
Speaker 5: Common and Lil B, take a look at the iPad, please.
Speaker 2: The password is environment.
Speaker 5: All right, Lil B. Down 28. Yeah, we know. So
Speaker 5: it's not going well for you. You've got the option.
Speaker 5: You want to go first or second? Second.
Speaker 4: It's fine.
Speaker 5: All right, Common and Cove for 10.
Speaker 4: Surroundings.
Speaker 5: Environments.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 8: I mean, there's a reason we're the champs.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: There was an audible gasp from the crowd.
Speaker 5: I thought that was one of those that could go
Speaker 5: all the way down to nobody getting it. And you
Speaker 5: got it on the 10.
Speaker 3: Correct.
Speaker 5: That's very impressive. Good clue.
Speaker 3: Thanks. Appreciate it.
Speaker 5: Let's hand the iPad back over to Marnie.
Speaker 4: You might need to read all the articles in that.
Speaker 5: We're going to.
Speaker 3: Have lots of time.
Speaker 5: It's my pharaohs. It is 38 to 0. How embarrassing
Speaker 5: if they were to go Amelia on this and get
Speaker 5: shut out today.
Speaker 6: We'd be fine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, people would feel bad for us and buy us
Speaker 4: drinks after. And we'd do some beer research.
Speaker 7: She gets it.
Speaker 5: Cove and Marnie, take a look at the iPad, please.
Speaker 4: Come on, Marns.
Speaker 2: The password is take.
Speaker 5: Marnie, you're down 38. You're going to have the option
Speaker 5: for a while here. What do you want to do?
Speaker 5: You want to go first or second?
Speaker 4: We will try to go first.
Speaker 5: Oh, that was such a must moment right there. Marnie
Speaker 5: and Lil B for 10.
Speaker 4: Give.
Speaker 5: Take.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 5: Boom.
Speaker 4: Yes, I will take 10 points. We're climbing our way back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to start somewhere.
Speaker 4: Where are your gasps now?
Speaker 5: Lil B and Marnie are on the board. It's now 38-10.
Speaker 5: Coco with the lead over Broad Squad. Common and Lil B,
Speaker 5: take a look at the iPad, please.
Speaker 2: The password is Billy. All right, Lil B.
Speaker 5: Got a chance to gain a little momentum here. You're
Speaker 5: down 28 points. You have the option. Do you want
Speaker 5: to go first or second? First. All right, Lil B
Speaker 5: and Marnie for ten.
Speaker 6: Guerin.
Speaker 3: Bill.
Speaker 5: One chance to change it. Bills.
Speaker 4: Hold on.
Speaker 5: She just went meat sauce on it. She starts kicking
Speaker 5: something over there. Common and Co for nine. Eilish. Billy!
Speaker 4: I'll see myself out.
Speaker 5: Halftime, it's 48-10. The guys over the gals.
Speaker 1: We'll be back with more program password after this. Live
Speaker 1: from the Minnesota State Fairgrounds, Shadow of the Grandstand at
Speaker 1: Carousel Park here on The Fan.
Speaker 2: Come find The Fan at the.
Speaker 3: Welcome back to the Minnesota State Fairgrounds. We're in Carousel Park.
Speaker 3: I'm a common man, Dan Cole.
Speaker 1: Along with Genevieve, Lil B, Marnie Gellner, Corey Cole.
Speaker 3: Mouth guitar guy.
Speaker 1: We'll close out the show, as always, with some mouth
Speaker 1: guitar work. We're in the midst of Program Password. Our host, Genevieve,
Speaker 1: what do you got?
Speaker 5: Yeah, not going well for the Broad Squad. They are
Speaker 5: down 48-10 to Team Coco. I am starting to wonder
Speaker 5: if that game, the 2026 championship, that might have been
Speaker 5: the game that derails this team forever. The two of
Speaker 5: them will never be the same. They used to be invincible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were.
Speaker 5: Soon to be invisible.
Speaker 4: We've discussed Bills.
Speaker 6: It's not going to happen again. We're going to be
Speaker 6: just fine.
Speaker 9: Our friendship may suffer for a week or months, but
Speaker 9: you can't have an epic comeback without being down embarrassingly.
Speaker 4: When does Bills Guerin join Barrero? Is it today or
Speaker 4: next week? I don't think piling on is going to help.
Speaker 4: I love you.
Speaker 5: Usually this time we ask who everyone in the crowd
Speaker 5: is cheering for. I'm going to change it this time.
Speaker 5: By a round of applause, who thinks that the broad
Speaker 5: squad can come back in this game today?
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 4: Need to hear that.
Speaker 5: Who is preparing to leave early to beat traffic?
Speaker 4: It's understandable.
Speaker 1: A lot of times, before you can be historically good,
Speaker 1: you must be biblically bad.
Speaker 3: And maybe that's what it is. Maybe this will be
Speaker 3: historically good.
Speaker 6: That'll be our next shirt. We'll put the broad squad
Speaker 6: shirts away. Broads that are biblically bad. The three Bs.
Speaker 3: Too easy.
Speaker 4: Let's play.
Speaker 5: Half of program password live at the state pay here
Speaker 5: at kfan.com slash watch thanks to a quantum fiber internet
Speaker 5: so it's 48 10 broad squad trailing team coco i
Speaker 5: need uh cory and marnie to take a look at
Speaker 5: the ipad please.
Speaker 7: Oh, the password's halftime.
Speaker 2: The password is sub.
Speaker 5: All right, Marns, down 38 points. You might want to
Speaker 5: start this comeback right now. You have the option. Would
Speaker 5: you like to go first or second? Five seconds.
Speaker 4: Fine.
Speaker 5: All right, Marnie and Lil B for ten. Footlong.
Speaker 3: Sub.
Speaker 5: What are you doing to my monitor?
Speaker 8: There's the second half layup, right, to get them back
Speaker 8: in it.
Speaker 5: I get it.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 5: It's formulaic.
Speaker 2: I almost said corndog.
Speaker 5: I was waiting for her to say subway, and then
Speaker 5: I was going to have to have that controversial, what
Speaker 5: do I do here? Do I shorten that or not?
Speaker 4: Didn't need it.
Speaker 7: No, she knows the rules. We learned that in the
Speaker 7: first half.
Speaker 5: Forty... How come your voice for Corey is the same
Speaker 5: as her voice for me?
Speaker 6: Because that's how you sound in our heads.
Speaker 5: 48-20, Common and Cove with the lead. Common and Lil B,
Speaker 5: take a look at the iPad, please.
Speaker 4: One dunk at a time.
Speaker 2: The password is ink.
Speaker 5: All right, Lil B. Chance to gain a little momentum.
Speaker 5: You haven't gotten back-to-back points yet in this game. You're
Speaker 5: down 28. You have the option. Do you want to
Speaker 5: go first or second? Second.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 5: Common and Cove for ten. Five seconds.
Speaker 3: Sign.
Speaker 7: Signal.
Speaker 5: Lil B and Marnie for nine.
Speaker 7: Pen.
Speaker 3: Signature.
Speaker 5: Common and cold for eight. Liquid. Ink.
Speaker 7: God, I had to pause for a second.
Speaker 8: I had a different word locked and loaded, and then
Speaker 8: you said that, and I almost just completely blanked.
Speaker 3: Autograph?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I was thinking autograph. So, whew, all right, I
Speaker 7: panicked for a second and a half.
Speaker 2: But you didn't blurt it out.
Speaker 7: No, that's what Must does. Right, exactly.
Speaker 3: And I've been known to do it on occasion as well.
Speaker 3: Well done.
Speaker 7: No bonus points for speed answers.
Speaker 5: 56 to 20. Team Coco with the lead. They're 24
Speaker 5: points away from a win. Corey and Marnie need you
Speaker 5: two to take a look at the iPad, please.
Speaker 2: The password is pull.
Speaker 5: All right, Marns, down 36 points. You have the option,
Speaker 5: and you're going to keep drinking water to avoid me
Speaker 5: throwing it over to you. Would you like to go
Speaker 5: first or second?
Speaker 3: First.
Speaker 5: All right, Marnie and Lil B for a much-needed 10 points.
Speaker 2: Stripper.
Speaker 5: Pole.
Speaker 4: Whoa!
Speaker 7: Whoa!
Speaker 5: Wow!
Speaker 6: I knew she'd know it.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
Speaker 7: Guys are classless, but whatever.
Speaker 1: I really appreciate that.
Speaker 5: You were way too confident in that answer. That could
Speaker 5: have gone in multiple directions there.
Speaker 6: No, it couldn't have. Really, just the one.
Speaker 4: Around and around and around. You know what I mean?
Speaker 7: We're familiar.
Speaker 5: Broad squad staying alive. It's 56 to 30. Common and
Speaker 5: Cove still with the lead. Common and Lil B take
Speaker 5: a look at the iPad, please.
Speaker 2: The password is service.
Speaker 5: All right, Lil B, once again, your first shot at
Speaker 5: getting two consecutive to gain a little momentum. You'll make
Speaker 5: it very interesting if you can get this one. You're
Speaker 5: down 26. Do you want to go first or second?
Speaker 4: I'm going to try first.
Speaker 5: All right, Lil B and Marnie for 10.
Speaker 6: Customer.
Speaker 7: Appreciation.
Speaker 4: Son of a gun.
Speaker 5: Common and Cove for nine.
Speaker 3: Help. Service.
Speaker 5: I mean.
Speaker 7: Hey, at least you guys know stripper poles. You know
Speaker 7: what you know, and we know words.
Speaker 5: 65 to 30. Common and Cove with the lead. They
Speaker 5: are 15 points away from a win.
Speaker 3: What is a stripper pole? Tell us more.
Speaker 7: We got time.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, a lot of customer appreciation.
Speaker 5: Did I do the score wrong? It's 64?
Speaker 7: 64.
Speaker 5: Was I off before that? Because that was the nine-pointer.
Speaker 6: I wasn't listening to what you said.
Speaker 3: I thought he said it was.
Speaker 5: Oh, I've been off for a few.
Speaker 3: All right. What are we at now?
Speaker 5: Well, apparently you're at 64, not 65. We just lost
Speaker 5: a point. All right.
Speaker 7: Good.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 5: You're still 16 points away from a win. It is 64-30.
Speaker 5: Cove and Marnie, take a look at the iPad, please.
Speaker 2: The password is interest.
Speaker 5: All right, Marns. It's getting close to pressure time here.
Speaker 5: Down 34. It's 64 to 30. You have the option.
Speaker 5: Would you like to go first or second? Second. Second.
Speaker 5: All right, Cove and Common for ten.
Speaker 6: God, just a punchable face you're making right now.
Speaker 8: Hey, God, do I get extra time because my face
Speaker 8: is punchable?
Speaker 7: Ready, Common?
Speaker 2: Compound fracture.
Speaker 5: Marnie and Lil B for nine. Hobby. Hobby.
Speaker 3: Lobby.
Speaker 5: Cove and Common for eight. Rate.
Speaker 3: Interest.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 7: Nice save.
Speaker 5: Good one, Common.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 5: Nice.
Speaker 6: Hello.
Speaker 7: Hello. Oh, sorry.
Speaker 9: He wants to fist bump because you guys are winning
Speaker 9: and he wants to celebrate.
Speaker 4: I was in awe of myself. Is compound interest a financial?
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 7: Have Max look into it.
Speaker 2: Thanks, Wells Fargo.
Speaker 5: Whatever his name is. Matt. Whatever. All right, here's where
Speaker 5: we're at. Common and Cope have.
Speaker 7: Compound interest.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know what that is.
Speaker 5: You've not heard of compound interest?
Speaker 7: You honestly should look into it.
Speaker 5: You might want to get a financial advisor.
Speaker 7: It's kind of awesome.
Speaker 4: Listen, I'm just saying, I don't have anywhere to add
Speaker 4: to the financial... To compound? Yeah.
Speaker 6: Just give us the next word.
Speaker 5: Password is stripper. Bull!
Speaker 7: Button bar.
Speaker 3: If.
Speaker 3: If the password would have been, was it pole? If
Speaker 3: it would have been stripper, would you have used pole
Speaker 3: as a clue?
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: No, because then you're trying to fill in the word before.
Speaker 4: It's always easier to fill in the word after.
Speaker 7: Maybe dancer.
Speaker 4: Like compound fracture.
Speaker 7: That's not a bad guess. I just didn't even think
Speaker 7: of that.
Speaker 6: That's what I would have said.
Speaker 7: Not a bad guess at all.
Speaker 5: Same.
Speaker 4: That's why I checked the word.
Speaker 5: All right, here's a wrap.
Speaker 7: Hobbies.
Speaker 3: Interests.
Speaker 4: Not lobby, but whatever. I'm over it.
Speaker 7: This is the death of the broad squad. We're seeing
Speaker 7: it live at the Minnesota State Fair.
Speaker 5: It's over.
Speaker 3: It's like the breakup of Sonny and Sherry.
Speaker 5: One of them is going to find a new broad
Speaker 5: to be teammates with.
Speaker 7: Yeah, like Donald Valentine.
Speaker 6: Where's Deval?
Speaker 7: I think that was Deval.
Speaker 5: Was it not?
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's here.
Speaker 7: She's lurking.
Speaker 6: She would be lurking. Let's play.
Speaker 5: Here's a wrap. Common and Corey are at 72 points.
Speaker 5: If they get eight or more on any of their answers,
Speaker 5: they are victorious. Lil B and Marnie, you need to
Speaker 5: reel off about five straight tens in a row here.
Speaker 4: They can't score if they don't get the ball.
Speaker 5: You're at 30 points.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 4: All we need is a touchdown, two-point conversion. Touchdown, two-point conversion.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: All right. Okay, okay.
Speaker 5: Common and Lil B, take a look at the iPad, please.
Speaker 2: The password is side. All right, Lil B, down 42 points.
Speaker 5: If your opposition gets eight or more, they win the game.
Speaker 5: You have the option. Do you want to go first
Speaker 5: or second? Oh, my God. Five seconds. Second.
Speaker 8: Whatever.
Speaker 5: All right. Common and Co. for ten and the win.
Speaker 8: Off.
Speaker 5: Off guard. Lil B and Marnie for nine.
Speaker 2: Blind.
Speaker 5: Cove and Common for eight and the win.
Speaker 3: Penalty. Sides?
Speaker 5: Sides was correct.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm like, what?
Speaker 5: They win. Jeez.
Speaker 7: Wait, sides?
Speaker 5: It was sides.
Speaker 8: Sides.
Speaker 5: You got the plural of it.
Speaker 3: You got the plural of it.
Speaker 5: They won 86-26 in the championship. Today, they win 80-30.
Speaker 7: Oh, blind side.
Speaker 5: My God.
Speaker 4: Off and blind. The lights are off. The blinds are off.
Speaker 7: That's what I thought, too.
Speaker 1: It was a good clue, but I wasn't thinking that either.
Speaker 4: I was thinking you can't see, so the lights are off.
Speaker 5: So it's dark. Cope is so good at this game,
Speaker 5: he's mad that they only had eight points on that one.
Speaker 5: He's disappointed in himself. I just panicked. All right. Well, whatever.
Speaker 7: What was the final?
Speaker 3: 80 to 30.
Speaker 5: 80 to 30. 80 to 30. Well, you guys did
Speaker 5: better than last time.
Speaker 7: You guys improved from last time. It's like compound interest.
Speaker 7: It grows over time if you just let it sit there.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: We're going to be fine.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The difference is we're going to have a great night because...
Speaker 4: We don't revolve around this game.
Speaker 7: Because you're doing.
Speaker 5: Some beer research starting right now.
Speaker 9: We are going to go to Cafe Karim and have
Speaker 9: a drink and talk about stripper Paul Stump.
Speaker 6: We'll see you there.
Speaker 1: I want to thank the three of you for coming in.
Speaker 6: No, no, thank you.
Speaker 5: Coco, thanks again.
Speaker 7: Nothing but the goats right here. We're the best team
Speaker 7: in the history of this game.
Speaker 5: Just ask us.
Speaker 3: We can't lose.
Speaker 4: Numbers don't lie.
Speaker 5: Congratulations.
Speaker 3: They don't. Marnie, as always, thank you very much. Always
Speaker 3: good to see you. You make it so much fun,
Speaker 3: and that's the most important part.
Speaker 1: Lil B, as always, thanks.
Speaker 4: Thanks, guys.
Speaker 1: That's program password for this Friday at the State Fair.
Speaker 3: We'll take a break. We'll come back with more.
Speaker 1: Don't forget, Mouth Guitar Guy will close out the show along.
Speaker 3: With me doing dueling mouth guitars.
Speaker 1: That's all coming up here on the Common Man program
Speaker 1: live from the Fair on the Fan.
Speaker 5: This is the Common Man, Dan Cole, live from the
Speaker 5: Fair on the Fan, presented by Mesh, Besher & Spence.