Speaker 1: It's Vonn The Dave Bryan Show on one oh one
Speaker 1: point three kd W B. Wooh.
Speaker 2: It was a cold weekend. It was an awful weekend.
Speaker 2: It was a weird weekend. Woke up Saturday morning to
Speaker 2: the awful news about this guy Alex and and and
Speaker 2: the first thing that hit me was again again here
Speaker 2: in Minneapolis, again, are you serious? And then I kind
Speaker 2: of absorbed the news for the day, and then yesterday
Speaker 2: I just kind of was not on social media because
Speaker 2: every time I would go on it was just like
Speaker 2: awful and depressing. So we spent or at least I
Speaker 2: spent the day trying to figure out what to do
Speaker 2: on the show today, because usually when something horrible happens,
Speaker 2: we say, okay, you know, let's you know, acknowledge things,
Speaker 2: but kind of continue to do like our regular, you know,
Speaker 2: moderately entertaining show. And yesterday I thought that doesn't really
Speaker 2: feel right. I think I talked with everybody on the show,
Speaker 2: and he agreed. I mean, we usually come up with things,
Speaker 2: we send each other ideas, and then Jenny brought up
Speaker 2: I think whatever he was feeling. It was like, you know,
Speaker 2: she put down a couple of ideas and then said,
Speaker 2: what what do you say.
Speaker 3: I said, it doesn't feel right to even talk about
Speaker 3: doing funny bits.
Speaker 4: It just doesn't feel right.
Speaker 2: So we you know, I mean, the final decision, I
Speaker 2: guess is kind of mine with the with the you know,
Speaker 2: the guidance of management, and we decided that, you know,
Speaker 2: it's just not It's probably one of the first times
Speaker 2: in the history of the show where we've decided that
Speaker 2: doing the regular wacky, goofy fun ass is just not
Speaker 2: the right vibe. But then at the same time, we
Speaker 2: feel a responsibility for people who come to this show
Speaker 2: for a connection, companionship and that type of thing. So
Speaker 2: we're really kind of torn. We will mention things through
Speaker 2: the show, and we'll never mention it the same way twice.
Speaker 2: So at the beginning of the show, at six oh
Speaker 2: five or so, we talked about all of our feelings
Speaker 2: and how awful everything is. And I just got an
Speaker 2: email from Brittany was a licensed therapist, So here's somebody
Speaker 2: one who knows, and she has some advice for you.
Speaker 2: She says things for taking the time and making space
Speaker 2: to acknowledge all that's going on. I've been feeling helpless
Speaker 2: and fearful, so I shared a resource over the weekend
Speaker 2: called the Safe Space Experience. It guides you through mentally
Speaker 2: creating a safe space to access when needed, especially in
Speaker 2: those times it feels like nowhere is safe. I wanted
Speaker 2: to pass along and to all of you, and I
Speaker 2: guarantee you're not alone in that feeling. And so she
Speaker 2: talks about this, say, if you google search, I think
Speaker 2: safe Space exercise, and if it doesn't work for you,
Speaker 2: then let me know and I'll try to send you
Speaker 2: the link. I hope this gives you for a sense
Speaker 2: of relief, even if it's for a small moment. And
Speaker 2: remember two things can be true at the same time.
Speaker 2: While things are so incredibly scary and unsettling right now,
Speaker 2: we also need and benefit from moments of good and
Speaker 2: hope right now. Because I mentioned one of the first
Speaker 2: things out of my mouth this morning was I believe
Speaker 2: there is hope. I believe there is hope that things
Speaker 2: will get better, because I've always believed, ever since that
Speaker 2: experience ten years ago at boy Scout Camp, no hill
Speaker 2: goes up forever, so maybe this hill will stop going up.
Speaker 2: She says, Dave, you demonstrated that beautifully this morning by
Speaker 2: acknowledging what's going on while also integrating lighthearted topics on
Speaker 2: your show. I'm going to go out on a limb
Speaker 2: and say you all provide moments of good and joy
Speaker 2: in a safe space to people who listen to the show.
Speaker 2: People also need pleasant constance right now, which you guessed it.
Speaker 2: You are that outlet for many. Thank you for all
Speaker 2: that you do, especially in hard times. And this is
Speaker 2: from Brittany, who is a licensed therapist and grief therapist.
Speaker 2: So Brittany, thank you very much.
Speaker 5: Rita, thank you.
Speaker 3: We should send maybe we can post that link on
Speaker 3: intil Yeah, because I think you're on that email too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we can do that so we can
Speaker 5: post on.
Speaker 4: Our story so everyone can have access to that link.
Speaker 6: Can I Also we did have a text message told
Speaker 6: on that said, I think people are feeling helpless because
Speaker 6: they don't know what they personally can do. Might be
Speaker 6: a good idea for people to either text in with
Speaker 6: mutual aid groups or et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 5: Especially with how many of.
Speaker 6: Us are saying staying off social media, A lot of
Speaker 6: folks just don't know what's out there, and so I
Speaker 6: just like did a quick Google search on it.
Speaker 5: Honestly, and like miniapp. Let's see what did I google?
Speaker 6: I literally looked up Minneapolis mutual Aid and there's like
Speaker 6: a link tree that has organizations on frontlines, food relief, neighborhood,
Speaker 6: church based mutual aid, school based mutual aid, rent relief,
Speaker 6: additional whatever things, lots of things like a million links
Speaker 6: on here.
Speaker 5: And all I did was google Minneapolis mutual Aid. Just
Speaker 5: googled it and it was right there.
Speaker 2: Thanks for doing that. So we're kind of feeling our
Speaker 2: way through the morning, and I think that, you know,
Speaker 2: my experience tells me and my great maturity tells me that,
Speaker 2: you know, we all need, you know, we got to
Speaker 2: shut out the darkness sometimes and do something a little
Speaker 2: bit more fun. But at the same time, it's kind
Speaker 2: of like you don't bring a party horn to a funeral,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Oh, there's a good analogy,
Speaker 2: right to look a shirt. Yeah, don't bring a party
Speaker 2: horn to a funeral. That just came off the top
Speaker 2: of my head.
Speaker 4: Done that is that?
Speaker 2: Why? That's how I know?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And how did it go?
Speaker 2: Well? The hat was what put it over? The pointy
Speaker 2: hat with a fringe.
Speaker 6: You brought one of those like tall Princess one pointy hats.
Speaker 6: You were like, you couldn't even get through the door.
Speaker 6: It was really embarrassing. It's better than his propeller hackers.
Speaker 6: He wore that for that other funeral and it was like,
Speaker 6: and I hated being his date at both of them.
Speaker 2: That's the only place I take you as a date?
Speaker 2: Is it a funeral?
Speaker 5: Hold on, I got to put on my hat. I'm like, Dave,
Speaker 5: not again, What did I just say?
Speaker 2: You can't have a You can't have.
Speaker 4: A a party horn to a funeral.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But at the same time, in all seriousness, you
Speaker 2: go to a funeral and somebody gets up to speak
Speaker 2: about the dearly departed, and somebody tells a funny story
Speaker 2: and then you all kind of laugh.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Right, So even though it is the dark, dark, dark time,
Speaker 2: I think I might tear up a little bit, you
Speaker 2: can still throw in a little bit of lightheartedness. You
Speaker 2: kind of have to, you know, But you can't bring
Speaker 2: Did you write that down?
Speaker 7: I keep forgetting it. That's why he wants you to
Speaker 7: write it down. Bring a party horn to a funeral.
Speaker 2: Don't bring a funeral to a party? Now, what opposite?
Speaker 4: You're getting it mixed up?
Speaker 2: Now, don't pull.
Speaker 4: On audio so we can just play it back every
Speaker 4: time he wants.
Speaker 5: To do it. Don't bring a funeral director to a
Speaker 5: birthday party.
Speaker 2: That's what I said.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 2: God, what did I say, Bailey.
Speaker 5: I wasn't listening. Okay, sign up for a free trial
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Speaker 4: Joke can make you grown the loudest.
Speaker 2: The Dave Bryant Show on kd w B if you
Speaker 2: just turn the radio on. We've been talking about the
Speaker 2: things that went on this weekend and acknowledging, you know,
Speaker 2: the horrible nest of everything that has happened and the
Speaker 2: horribleness of the way a lot of people feel, and
Speaker 2: at the same time trying to find the right groove
Speaker 2: to do the show today. And we haven't got some
Speaker 2: feedback this time. This is an email from Kathleen. She says,
Speaker 2: thanks for being on today. I'm getting ready for my
Speaker 2: professional job and you are as integral to my morning
Speaker 2: as my shower is. Keep on keeping on with love, Kathleen.
Speaker 2: I don't think that we would have wanted to take
Speaker 2: the day off, you know, I'm not sure if maybe
Speaker 2: people expected us to not be here. This one says, Hello,
Speaker 2: It's Laura I listened to the Dave Ryan Show a lot.
Speaker 2: You guys are great. My brother in law is a
Speaker 2: sergeant up in Minneapolis for Ramsey County, Minnesota. With what's
Speaker 2: going on in Minneapolis lately, I am very afraid. Like
Speaker 2: Dave said, though, we need hope, so hope for a
Speaker 2: better tomorrow and we all respect and we all respect
Speaker 2: and be kind to one another. Okay, I like that
Speaker 2: me too. All right, So how much of the show
Speaker 2: do we continue to do? Like we're not doing any
Speaker 2: games today. There's no giveaways, there's no thousand dollars keyword
Speaker 2: to text in because it just it just feels weird.
Speaker 2: So you know, you bought it. It's it's kind of like,
Speaker 2: you know, you have to acknowledge things that are going on.
Speaker 2: You want to acknowledge things that are going on, some
Speaker 2: way small, some ways larger. So there's no you know,
Speaker 2: like tickets for the RV Show. There's no tickets for you.
Speaker 2: I know, I'm sorry, Rah, And there's no tickets for this.
Speaker 2: There are tickets for that. But we're still doing a
Speaker 2: couple of little things here. Let's see what's on Vaunt's
Speaker 2: mind today. As vont stirs the pot.
Speaker 7: You know, you should go to jail the person that
Speaker 7: made stuff crust pizza. It's not well, just stuff crust, period.
Speaker 7: Stuff crust is not good. I want pepperoni, I want
Speaker 7: the tomato sauce. I want the cheese on the stuff crust,
Speaker 7: and I'm not getting or I just want it on
Speaker 7: the whole pizza.
Speaker 6: Are you do you believe that stuffed crust you only
Speaker 6: get the crust.
Speaker 5: No, there's cheese in it zone. No, it's just cheese
Speaker 5: in it. But like I want the want everything in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh you want more than just cheese.
Speaker 7: I just think I was never a crust person, period,
Speaker 7: So I think whoever decided to make stuffed crust was like, oh,
Speaker 7: we'll give them one better than just straight up crust.
Speaker 5: It's still not good.
Speaker 6: So so you're saying that you want all crust to
Speaker 6: be a cal zone on.
Speaker 5: The end of a pizza.
Speaker 2: It's called the calzone.
Speaker 7: I just want the whole pizza to be covered in
Speaker 7: whatever toppings. I asked for the tomato, sauce, to cheese,
Speaker 7: and then I'm a pepperoni and sausage guy.
Speaker 6: Do you remember David or Jenny in like the nineties
Speaker 6: when I felt like stuffed crust was like released and
Speaker 6: they pushed really hard, and everyone's like stuffed crust, cheese,
Speaker 6: stuffed that's like how it said.
Speaker 2: I remember that specifically, but I remember the advent of
Speaker 2: stuff crust and what a development that was.
Speaker 5: Yes, I do.
Speaker 6: Remember the advent of it because I feel like that
Speaker 6: was yesterday, stuffed crust cheese stuff.
Speaker 5: But I agree it's not great.
Speaker 2: I mean, no, it's overrated. I think for sure. There's
Speaker 2: like a little bit too much cheese, a little bit
Speaker 2: too much dough in there. That's why I think that's tough.
Speaker 2: Crust is still an option, but it's kind of fallen
Speaker 2: by the wayside.
Speaker 6: I do I have in my old age as an
Speaker 6: adult person, because I don't want to waste anything on
Speaker 6: a pizza. I will start to eat the crust, but
Speaker 6: I don't save it until the end. What you have
Speaker 6: to do is take a smaller bite of the pizza
Speaker 6: part and then a giant bite of the crust part.
Speaker 6: So then when you get down to the last bite,
Speaker 6: you have pizza and crust.
Speaker 5: One bite.
Speaker 4: I just dip it all in ranch, just dip.
Speaker 5: Give it flavor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, you know, I don't ever dip your
Speaker 3: pizza ranch.
Speaker 2: Occasionally, but not every time. Oh I use and like
Speaker 2: you know, you can't go to Europe every time on vacation.
Speaker 2: You save that for something special. But I get you.
Speaker 3: I mean, usually not like the regular pizza that's got
Speaker 3: enough flavor. But then when you get to the crust
Speaker 3: and it's just bread and it's dry, dip it in
Speaker 3: some ranch and you'll enjoy it.
Speaker 5: Well, a lot of people are texting.
Speaker 7: There's one text that says, it's the only time I've
Speaker 7: ever disagreed with Vonn. You know that's a that's a
Speaker 7: lot when you're talking about me.
Speaker 2: That's a lot.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 7: Somebody say, I respect that Yvant isn't starting the pot.
Speaker 7: He's just insane.
Speaker 5: No, I'm not. Crust is just man.
Speaker 7: Now, if they put some pepperoni, if they put some
Speaker 7: bacon bites into a crust, now we might be talking.
Speaker 2: It depends on the crust. I think. If it's a nice, soft,
Speaker 2: chewy crust, when you get to it, it's a break
Speaker 2: from the rich variety of the pizza. You get to
Speaker 2: the the chewy, soft crust. But if it's like you know,
Speaker 2: burnt and crusty, probably just regular pizza crust is bad.
Speaker 2: But if we're talking like pizza hut where it's like
Speaker 2: kind of doey but still has a little bit of
Speaker 2: flavor in that that what is.
Speaker 7: Like a regano or whatever seasoning. We could have a
Speaker 7: conversation maybe you know that, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 4: It could be, but just like, is it like garlic,
Speaker 4: just garlic.
Speaker 7: I don't know, but regular pizza crust boo boo, gross, disgusted,
Speaker 7: it's just so dry.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you for sharn the pot. We need you.
Speaker 1: It's one at one point three kd W. B Ryan
Speaker 1: Show one on one point three kd WB.
Speaker 2: In the midst of all the horrible things that have
Speaker 2: happened this weekend in Minnesota, we definitely struggled to figure
Speaker 2: out what to do on the show today, and according
Speaker 2: to your feedback, we're, you know, getting about as close
Speaker 2: as we're going to get, I think, with you know,
Speaker 2: acknowledging what's going on at the same time giving you
Speaker 2: a little I don't know, diversion, is that the right word,
Speaker 2: diversion version from the things that are going on. One
Speaker 2: of the biggest diversions was the football over the weekend
Speaker 2: the Broncos lost. It was the sloppiest game and the
Speaker 2: sloppiest weather. Did you see any of a chance?
Speaker 4: Yes, they didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't really care about football this weekend, to be honest,
Speaker 3: but I got Packers in there.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did look up at the scores when I
Speaker 3: knew the games were done, just to be curious who
Speaker 3: was going to be in the super Bowl.
Speaker 5: But that was it. The outfit, that's what.
Speaker 2: You are, silly the.
Speaker 4: Fun color.
Speaker 2: Speaking about fits, this is a big development. Bailey is
Speaker 2: wearing her boyfriend's hoodie. Yeah. Well we looked at it
Speaker 2: and I looked at it and it's like, a it's.
Speaker 4: Super big on super very size.
Speaker 5: I was like, that's not I'm so tiny. No, it's
Speaker 5: just it's it's too big on him as well.
Speaker 2: So do you leave it at the house?
Speaker 6: She left it and I said you left this and
Speaker 6: he said oh man.
Speaker 5: And I was like, so you made it to that
Speaker 5: stage of the relationship.
Speaker 4: Does he know you're wearing it?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I sent him a picture and I was like, hello,
Speaker 5: come take it off me.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 5: He didn't say that, no, because I wasn't wearing it.
Speaker 2: All smell like your Britney spears perfume.
Speaker 5: Though, Yeah, curious Brin.
Speaker 2: Was the it smelled like a box of Whitman's.
Speaker 4: Chocolate crazy.
Speaker 5: Musk. No, I mean it smells like smells like business.
Speaker 3: Why is he putting those on a sweatshirt?
Speaker 2: And well it is big?
Speaker 5: Well it just almost like I don't know, it smells
Speaker 5: much fabric. Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 2: Did you wear it in hopes of us asking you
Speaker 2: if you're wearing your boyfriend's sweatshirt?
Speaker 6: And wore it just because it was sitting on my
Speaker 6: bed right where I would look at it.
Speaker 5: So I was like, I'll just put that on.
Speaker 2: He was in your bedroom, he will know.
Speaker 5: He left this at my home. And then I took
Speaker 5: it with me.
Speaker 6: I took it with me to bed because I was like,
Speaker 6: this is comfort, and so I slept next to it,
Speaker 6: and then a Teddy bear and my stuffed Kermit the
Speaker 6: Frog and my cat.
Speaker 5: We were all cuddling. Turn it off, Turn it off.
Speaker 5: How dare you have said it? I did not? Dare you?
Speaker 6: I am a respectable woman. I demand respect.
Speaker 5: It's your boyfriend. Go crazy, girl. Know this kid's been
Speaker 5: in your bedroom? Probably not.
Speaker 4: Well now she does, No.
Speaker 5: He has it his sweatshirt has he has never? I
Speaker 5: actually you elude me having sexual.
Speaker 6: Actually salt right at the door frame, so he can't
Speaker 6: enter a vampires and I say you are not allowed Garlic.
Speaker 6: I say you are not allowed in here, You are
Speaker 6: not invited, and then he can't come in.
Speaker 2: Is this the kind of show that you hoped for
Speaker 2: this morning?
Speaker 5: A cuter outfit? The Patriots are the Seahawks.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're silly. What's going on the phone right now? Okay,
Speaker 2: so I'll cover a little bit of dirt here. So
Speaker 2: this was one of the things on Friday night, just
Speaker 2: so compelling. I saw this on the Netflix preview screen
Speaker 2: for a couple of weeks called Skyscraper, and then I realized,
Speaker 2: what is about? Is this kid who has done this
Speaker 2: climbing El Capitan with no ropes, harnesses, petons, whatever, just
Speaker 2: free solo And that means just exactly what it is.
Speaker 2: You're you don't have any hands and feet and like
Speaker 2: a chalk bag. And so he's climbing this giant building.
Speaker 2: It one time was the tallest building in the world
Speaker 2: in Taiwan.
Speaker 4: It's one hundred and one stories.
Speaker 2: Is that what it is?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And so he climbed not just to the top, but
Speaker 2: to the tippy top where there's like a steeple a
Speaker 2: spire and then a ball on the very top. How
Speaker 2: big is the ball, I'd say it's about the size
Speaker 2: of a truck tire, but in a ball shape. And
Speaker 2: he climbed up on top of it, stood on it
Speaker 2: in twenty five mile an hour wind, and it was
Speaker 2: just the most incredible different thing that I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: Here's a clip of this guy, Alex Hanauld on top
Speaker 2: of the spire.
Speaker 3: He's done it, Alex Hold, have made history again.
Speaker 1: Sick, just connected.
Speaker 9: So I can't hear anybody, but Ellen, how gonna say that?
Speaker 6: You guys can hear me.
Speaker 5: I can still see you, and I'm so psyched here.
Speaker 5: It seems very wind the Alex. You have done it.
Speaker 5: You've done it. You've made history.
Speaker 4: This is something you've imagined your entire life, and now.
Speaker 5: You're standing in it.
Speaker 4: What feelings are coming up, Alex.
Speaker 5: He can hear them.
Speaker 2: What was really weird was as he's climbing this building,
Speaker 2: it's mostly made out of glass. Okay, so there are
Speaker 2: people inside just feet away from him, waving and taken
Speaker 2: videos and taking selfies over their shoulder with him in
Speaker 2: the background, And I thought, man, how distracting With.
Speaker 3: That, I think distracting, but I think it probably was
Speaker 3: exciting for him to be able to see people. Well,
Speaker 3: this is one thing that we had talked about, is
Speaker 3: Netflix or whoever probably told those people, like, you could
Speaker 3: not bang on the glass, which I'm sure it's very
Speaker 3: thick glass anyways, but I'm assuming you couldn't bang on
Speaker 3: the bus. But also since like time wise, they were
Speaker 3: probably like twelve hours ahead of us, yep, those people
Speaker 3: probably work in that building, and they probably were told like,
Speaker 3: if you're not in the building by like five am,
Speaker 3: you're not allowed in the building. You know what I mean, right,
Speaker 3: So like they probably had to get in there real orly,
Speaker 3: which I would Oh, I would be in that building
Speaker 3: and a heartbeat yes.
Speaker 5: For the novelty.
Speaker 3: I think I would have wanted to if I was
Speaker 3: able to be on one of the like upper floors.
Speaker 3: But one thing I want to say about like the
Speaker 3: people in the building is he would wave and like
Speaker 3: get all excited at the people waving at him. When
Speaker 3: he got to the level that his wife was on,
Speaker 3: he barely acknowledged her. No, just way just like waving
Speaker 3: at all of his fans. But his wife is like
Speaker 3: not the main person he should be like looking for.
Speaker 3: Like that was what was so interesting to me. Like,
Speaker 3: I feel like Dave's mentioned this before, but he does
Speaker 3: seem like he could maybe be on the spectrum a
Speaker 3: little bit. So maybe he doesn't show love the way
Speaker 3: that like a lot of people might think love should
Speaker 3: be shown. But at the end, too, he's like taking
Speaker 3: pictures and she's like, okay, you should get some more
Speaker 3: pictures whatever, and he never took a picture with her,
Speaker 3: and I'm like that, get over here.
Speaker 7: And I saw when he like reeted his wife and
Speaker 7: she was like, you did it, blah blah blah.
Speaker 5: That was a little not odd. It was just like that'd.
Speaker 2: Be a bit more affectionate. But on the way up, No,
Speaker 2: let him focus totally, let him focus. I think it's
Speaker 2: probably easier for him than we think. It was. Although
Speaker 2: horrifying because did you see that one part when he
Speaker 2: was up on the rings near the very top and
Speaker 2: he only held on with his legs. He braced himself
Speaker 2: by sticking his legs between a couple of little crevices
Speaker 2: and he leaned back with his arms up in the air,
Speaker 2: and the whole crowd was like.
Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, you couldn't catch me doing that.
Speaker 3: They also showed a little bit of him like preparing
Speaker 3: for this in the sense of like working out. And
Speaker 3: he's like way more ripped now than he was by
Speaker 3: totally solo, like so ripped by how longer? Who was
Speaker 3: that he did free solo in twenty seventy.
Speaker 2: It was gonna say, it's been a while, ten years, Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow,
Speaker 2: But he's got the next story.
Speaker 3: He's got the next one, because we've been only talking
Speaker 3: about this guy for like ten minutes.
Speaker 6: Well, I did look this up, and I will I'm
Speaker 6: happy to report that the Seahawks do have a cuter outfit.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 6: But I feel like the Seahawks and the Patriots. Aren't
Speaker 6: they always in the Super Bowl? Like, isn't always those two?
Speaker 2: No? No, the Patriots have been in the Super Bowl
Speaker 2: way too many times. I'm very bored with the pai.
Speaker 2: I don't dislike the Patriots, I'm just bored with them.
Speaker 2: I don't care about them. Yeah, same with the Seahawks
Speaker 2: and the Rams. I don't care the Broncos. I used
Speaker 2: to care about the Chiefs because they had never won
Speaker 2: the Super Bowl. I think they won the first one. No,
Speaker 2: they lost to Green Bay in the first Super Bowl
Speaker 2: thirty five to ten. I believe they'd never won, so
Speaker 2: it was fun to see the Chiefs win for a while.
Speaker 2: But there's nothing more boring than a dynasty, right, And
Speaker 2: the Patriots have won seven or so Super Bowls. I
Speaker 2: don't care. There's no fun in watching them win another one.
Speaker 6: Okay, So then I'm rooting for the Seahawks, mostly because
Speaker 6: they have lime in their little outfits and I think
Speaker 6: lime is a cute color. Moving on, speaking of lime
Speaker 6: colored things, Kermit the Frog is a Muppet and The
Speaker 6: Muppet Show is coming back.
Speaker 5: It's you. You're my idol, You're sweet. Come on, I
Speaker 5: grew up watching you.
Speaker 4: My parents grew up watching.
Speaker 5: You, their parents grow so.
Speaker 6: Sabrita Carpenter is the guest star on The New Muppet Show,
Speaker 6: which is premiering on February fourth on Disney Plus and ABC.
Speaker 6: And I will say one other thing that's premiering that
Speaker 6: I am honestly looking forward to the most is this Thursday.
Speaker 5: Bridgerton season four.
Speaker 6: It does yes, and it's Benedict's season and I can't
Speaker 6: wait because honestly, Bridgerton is a is a hole I
Speaker 6: like to fall into.
Speaker 5: Every new season. So oh, I'm excitedn't wait, Dave, have
Speaker 5: you started watching His and Hers on Netflix yet?
Speaker 2: I'm not, but I've been told that I need to.
Speaker 5: You need to.
Speaker 7: I've been talking about it for weeks, but I finally
Speaker 7: finished it yesterday. The plot twist is so good and
Speaker 7: if you don't know what it is, it's like number
Speaker 7: one or two on Netflix. It's like a thriller murder mystery.
Speaker 7: Somebody got murdered and it's uh, there are strange spouses,
Speaker 7: but it's a journalist and a detective trying to solve
Speaker 7: the case.
Speaker 2: It's a series, right, yeah, it's like six episodes. Okay,
Speaker 2: gotch episode? Like an hour limited series. Okay, I like that.
Speaker 2: And that is gonna do it for the dirt on
Speaker 2: kd WB again. If you just turn the radio on,
Speaker 2: maybe you're like, well, why haven't they talked about all
Speaker 2: the horrible things that have gone on? We have and
Speaker 2: we will continue to do so because we realize not
Speaker 2: everybody listens to the show from beginning to end. You should,
Speaker 2: but not everybody does. So we'll talk more about that
Speaker 2: coming up, and we'll do a little fun thing name
Speaker 2: that tune. If you guys are ready for it. We'll
Speaker 2: do that next on KDWB. Thank you for being here
Speaker 2: on KDWB during a difficult I wonder if it's gonna
Speaker 2: be a difficult week. I'm not really sure when to
Speaker 2: kind of get things back to normal.
Speaker 6: I don't even think we should like think about, oh,
Speaker 6: how will you get back to normal?
Speaker 2: Well, it's a matter of like do you do War
Speaker 2: of the Roses this week? Or you know, do you
Speaker 2: you know, I mean kind of what do you do?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: And I don't think there's an answer. I think that
Speaker 5: we are all.
Speaker 7: Taking it day by day, getting people in other ways
Speaker 7: than you know, most people.
Speaker 5: It's just it, That's all I can say. Really, you know,
Speaker 5: we don't have the answers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't have the answers. I don't know that
Speaker 2: anybody does. But we're trying our best. And thank you
Speaker 2: for trusting us to maybe not get it right, but
Speaker 2: to try our best. And I think that's, you know,
Speaker 2: the most you can do. What is the what is
Speaker 2: the best we can do? We can do our best,
Speaker 2: our best. Okay, guys, ready to have some fun. Okay,
Speaker 2: and don't try to have too much fun now? Oh okay,
Speaker 2: what did I say? Earlier that was so clever, said,
Speaker 2: don't bring a party, don't bring funeral. Yeah, you can't
Speaker 2: bring a party horn to a funeral.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you could dress nice.
Speaker 2: You dress nice, though you should. None of us did, though.
Speaker 5: Well, I like Jenny sweater. Jenny looks cute.
Speaker 3: I'm in only sweats because I am still in immense
Speaker 3: pain from everything.
Speaker 7: Yeah. So you know a lot of people I went
Speaker 7: to my great grandma passed the way last year her funeral,
Speaker 7: and everybody dressed up like they thought they was going
Speaker 7: to be on a because next top model. And there's
Speaker 7: something about funerals. Maybe it's the first time people go
Speaker 7: to church other than Christmas and Easter that people are like,
Speaker 7: all right, I gotta pop off with the sparkly shiny
Speaker 7: shoes and the belts and man, I'm sure my grandma
Speaker 7: would have loved it.
Speaker 2: What did you wear?
Speaker 7: I just wore all black because I was just like,
Speaker 7: I don't know, I thought that's just what you wear. Yeah,
Speaker 7: and I was kind of people were stunting. I'm not
Speaker 7: gonna lie. They were really stunted to bring party horn.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 7: No, I bought a funeral director to a birthday party though, Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, right, party, All.
Speaker 2: Right, let's play the game here. It is named that tune.
Speaker 2: It's a totally different theme today, you guys, so pay attention.
Speaker 2: Today's name that tune. Isn't about naming the tune. Instead,
Speaker 2: I'll play the tune. You name the product that it's about. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's a round of name that jingle. A special rule
Speaker 2: because these are all pretty easy. All bids must be
Speaker 2: two seconds or under.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, you go first.
Speaker 2: All right, how's your spelling? You might need it to
Speaker 2: get to the meat of the matter.
Speaker 6: Oh all that, David, Yeah, I do believe I can
Speaker 6: name that tune in one second?
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 5: I do believe I can name that tune in one second? Bailey,
Speaker 5: name that tune?
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, that is Oscar Meyer Wieners b A B
Speaker 6: O L O G n A.
Speaker 5: My baloney have the wesnight.
Speaker 6: It's my baloney had a second name and a Y
Speaker 6: E R.
Speaker 2: I love doing it every day.
Speaker 5: If you love me.
Speaker 6: Love could Baskubayer have the wayless the ology?
Speaker 2: By the way That's is now a successful entrepreneur, artist
Speaker 2: and tech professional. He has co founded the dream Builders
Speaker 2: company focusing on web app design, software and e commerce,
Speaker 2: and he is still connected to his roots as the
Speaker 2: Oscar Meyer. They brought back the jingle in twenty twenty.
Speaker 5: Four, so lets see.
Speaker 6: Playing only one second of it is kind of annoying
Speaker 6: because you hear him going more instead of like starting.
Speaker 2: To say true, it's true, and it's.
Speaker 5: That wouldn't got it.
Speaker 2: He's trying to come into the right time. Okay, today's
Speaker 2: name that tune. Isn't about naming the tune. Instead, I'll
Speaker 2: play the tune you named the product. It's about it's
Speaker 2: named that jingle. All bids must be under two seconds,
Speaker 2: two seconds or under vaunt You're up next. Are you ready?
Speaker 2: Don't think so hard on this one that you'll get
Speaker 2: a tummy ache. Don't think so hard on this one
Speaker 2: that it'll give you a tummy ache.
Speaker 7: Vant These are tough and it can only be either
Speaker 7: two or one second.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna go. I think I can name that
Speaker 5: tune in two seconds. Well you goob, I said one second?
Speaker 5: Really name that tune?
Speaker 1: Blop blop?
Speaker 5: This is oh what I releaf? It is? That is pectobismal. No, no,
Speaker 5: I thought that, but I was like, I don't think that.
Speaker 5: Now I get the point. Yeah, you get the point.
Speaker 5: But now I hold on.
Speaker 6: I know what it is though tombs No, No, it's
Speaker 6: alka seltzer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, day is to release.
Speaker 8: It ISoP blop biz to release.
Speaker 6: It is both speedy bubbles, relieve your upset stomach and
Speaker 6: hit it fast for answers.
Speaker 7: Indigestion alert ac celts are gold. Oh what a relief
Speaker 7: it is?
Speaker 5: What a relief?
Speaker 7: And part of that it sounds like Gary Coleman in
Speaker 7: different strokes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe a little bit, yeah, little worry.
Speaker 5: Neither of us were alive when that came out.
Speaker 2: I wasn't even life. That was from the nineteen fifties everything.
Speaker 2: So yeah, but they did a more modern version of
Speaker 2: it too. Okay, here we go with the next one.
Speaker 2: Name that commercial jingle. Grow up and name this jingle Bailey,
Speaker 2: grow up and name this jingle.
Speaker 6: Okay, uh, I can name that tune in two seconds.
Speaker 5: I can name that tune in one second. Name that tune.
Speaker 5: I want to go up. It just repeated with Dave said,
Speaker 5: grow up and name this jingle. Grow up and name
Speaker 5: this jingle.
Speaker 7: Grow up and name this Aha, it's toys r us,
Speaker 7: grow up.
Speaker 8: Grow up, take them a magic nursery newborn to find
Speaker 8: out if it's a girl, boy or twin can Congratulations,
Speaker 8: it's a magic nursery newborn from the town, just nineteen
Speaker 8: ninety nine toys R.
Speaker 2: Okay, what's the score? Now?
Speaker 5: It is to me.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go with the next one. Maybe you
Speaker 2: think you need a break, well, if you ask nice enough,
Speaker 2: maybe you'll get one. Maybe you think you need a break, well,
Speaker 2: if you ask nice enough, maybe you'll get one. Vaunt
Speaker 2: what they did.
Speaker 5: I think I'm confident this round. I think I can
Speaker 5: name that tune in one second. I also said one,
Speaker 5: So that tune.
Speaker 9: What going solely based off of the clue, because the
Speaker 9: Dave's clue, Because that didn't help it all?
Speaker 2: Kick cat, yes, sir.
Speaker 5: Yourself. God won't be there to that job.
Speaker 2: Of course.
Speaker 5: The Day's club everywhere away.
Speaker 2: Okay, once again, today's name that tune is not about
Speaker 2: naming the tune. Instead, I'll play a tune you name
Speaker 2: the product. It is about name that jingle, and we're
Speaker 2: going back to Bailey Bailey Ready, sure, clue, I can
Speaker 2: ensure you that everyone knows this five word jingle. I
Speaker 2: can ensure you that everyone knows this five word jingle.
Speaker 6: Okay, well, I think I can name that tune in
Speaker 6: two second.
Speaker 7: Games, I think I can name that tune in one second.
Speaker 5: All right, by name the tune Nation.
Speaker 2: Lighties good luck thought. It is a tough one. Think
Speaker 2: about it. Don't rush your answer and.
Speaker 6: Let me think real quick. Mm hmm a phone or
Speaker 6: front option. Well does he have to say the company
Speaker 6: or what they're selling? Like what you said, I believe
Speaker 6: the company? Yeah, okay, could really use your help if
Speaker 6: you could text in the nationwide.
Speaker 5: Yes, Nation Lighties on your side. Yeah, but what are
Speaker 5: they selling? What?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 5: What are they selling? Do you know insurance? Okay, it's
Speaker 5: just thought. You were genuinely asking it's extra. You know
Speaker 5: what I was over the weekend. I was saying, it's
Speaker 5: so crazy how commercials have evolved. Like back in the day,
Speaker 5: they used.
Speaker 7: To be like, don't you just hate it when you're
Speaker 7: trying to cook dinner and the phone falls into the soup.
Speaker 7: Now there's a cordless phone. But now commercials are just
Speaker 7: they're like narratives, you know, like a good neighbors, a
Speaker 7: state farm is there, and then if the.
Speaker 2: Whole skit it's so crazy, totally true. Okay, next one,
Speaker 2: there are no words in this jingle, but you know
Speaker 2: every word of it. Vont you are bidding first? There
Speaker 2: are no words in this jingle, but you know every
Speaker 2: word of it. You remember because it's super easy today
Speaker 2: to hear it and know it. All of your bids
Speaker 2: must be two seconds or under.
Speaker 5: Redy j has Yeah. I think I could name that
Speaker 5: tune in one second.
Speaker 6: Okay, well I also said one so go ahead, vont
Speaker 6: name that tune.
Speaker 5: Tis McDonald's.
Speaker 2: Yes, love it. It's funny. The whole jingle was pretty
Speaker 2: much played in one second. The entire jingle is one
Speaker 2: point six seconds long. Tell me that's not just timberly agree,
Speaker 2: I think it is.
Speaker 5: It is. Yeah, oh that's common knowledge. I did not
Speaker 5: know that loving it. I did not know justin Timberlake.
Speaker 2: I think he wrote I think.
Speaker 5: He wrote it. Yeah, that's probably why he's got so
Speaker 5: much money money.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine you wrote that. It's like there's bad
Speaker 2: uh bah, I'm loving it. That's eight syllable. Yeah, he
Speaker 2: probably didn't even come up with I'm loving it. He
Speaker 2: probably did blah blah blah blah, and the.
Speaker 7: Guy that worked for McDonald's like, I'm loving it, and
Speaker 7: they said.
Speaker 2: To record that. Okay, here we go next one, name
Speaker 2: that commercial jingle. This is a little tougher because it
Speaker 2: is old.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 2: This one goes all the way back to nineteen seventy one,
Speaker 2: before anyone alive today was even born. Anybody born before
Speaker 2: nineteen seventy one, they're dead by now, every one of them. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I read it to you again. This one goes all
Speaker 2: the way back to nineteen seventy one, before anyone alive
Speaker 2: today was even born. But you still might know this one.
Speaker 2: This is your bid first.
Speaker 6: Bailey, Well, I would like a point, So I'm gonna
Speaker 6: say I can name that tune in one second, barely,
Speaker 6: I name that tune.
Speaker 5: I'd like to buy the Oh h.
Speaker 3: No, world?
Speaker 5: Is it coke?
Speaker 7: Is it?
Speaker 5: What coc coca cola?
Speaker 2: Is she right?
Speaker 6: Yes, to buy the world a home and furnish it
Speaker 6: with alone. GRoWES honey, so light turtler.
Speaker 5: I like to teach the world to say thing with me.
Speaker 2: It goes on for another thirty seconds. Back when commercials
Speaker 2: would have a jingle that went on for more than
Speaker 2: just one point six seconds. Lo, it was actually a
Speaker 2: hit song on the radio.
Speaker 6: I think, really, I mean, it sounds quite so delightful.
Speaker 6: It sounds really lovely. The sentiment behind it. Yeah, I
Speaker 6: mean it just happens, so be about coke, yes, cola.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, you're right. Yes, Okay, next one, last one.
Speaker 2: You're up. If you don't get this one, you deserve
Speaker 2: a little ribbon ribbing. Let's put it that way. I
Speaker 2: don't want you confuse it with a ribbon like a present,
Speaker 2: like a package, like a decorative. If you don't get
Speaker 2: this one, you deserve a little ribbing. If you don't
Speaker 2: get this one, you deserve a little ribbing.
Speaker 5: I get it, David. I think I can name that
Speaker 5: tune in two seconds. And I think I can name
Speaker 5: that tune in one second.
Speaker 2: What's the score right now?
Speaker 5: Well, I'm way behind. I think Vonn has four or
Speaker 5: five and I have two.
Speaker 2: So you say one second, one second? Baby, here you go.
Speaker 2: Wait it didn't play. Let me play it again.
Speaker 5: Here we go. Oh my baby back, baby back, baby back.
Speaker 5: I want my baby back, baby back. Chillise, baby back, Yes, Chillie,
Speaker 5: my baby back. Rip chillis baby.
Speaker 2: Back, Barbara, that's insane, baby.
Speaker 5: That's it, Chris, chillious baby. I believe you. I thought
Speaker 5: this billy baby back, baby back, baby back, and that
Speaker 5: is name.
Speaker 2: That tune looks like is the Winter?
Speaker 5: Which one? Should we play in its entire Yes, I'm kidding.
Speaker 5: I was making a joke. Can we end it with
Speaker 5: the most iconic jingle of all time?
Speaker 2: I missed it? Sure, mb, I know.
Speaker 5: Mevon Jen, you're huge fans of that one. Boozy ain't
Speaker 5: so good? Did you not see?
Speaker 8: It?
Speaker 3: Didn't play on any of the football games yesterday, not
Speaker 3: if I remember. Only time I've been seeing it is
Speaker 3: between football games.
Speaker 5: More time? Yeah, dumb, I know, so good.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you guys like it. It's kind of catchy.
Speaker 2: All right, let's do this. It's Taylor Swift. We're playing
Speaker 2: a little bit more music today. You can probably understand why.
Speaker 2: On Katie WB Good Morning, I just got a text message.
Speaker 2: We're going to talk about this for a little bit,
Speaker 2: because of course, you know, to not talk about it
Speaker 2: would be like really weird and very tone deaf. But
Speaker 2: we've been trying to figure out you know, I spent
Speaker 2: yesterday kind of agonizing over what to do on the
Speaker 2: show because my philosophy has always been, like, you know,
Speaker 2: if something bad happens, you know, I'm the guy that
Speaker 2: always makes a joke when somebody's like talking about like
Speaker 2: something awful, you know what I mean. Like Jimmy will
Speaker 2: be like, yeah, my car won't start and my rent
Speaker 2: is late, and my refrigerator is not what it and
Speaker 2: the toilet's leaking, and I'll be like, well, you didn't
Speaker 2: have to poop in the hallway that type of thing,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, because that's my style, and
Speaker 2: I just I've always felt like being silly is the
Speaker 2: way through. It kind of lubricates the difficult parts of life.
Speaker 2: But then I thought, yesterday I thought, we can't really
Speaker 2: come on and be too silly, and we can't really
Speaker 2: come on and be goofy like nothing happened. But we
Speaker 2: said at the same time, we kind of have a
Speaker 2: responsibility to give you a little something to look forward to,
Speaker 2: you know, something besides doom scrolling. So I got a message.
Speaker 2: I'm not really opening Instagram because I've just as of
Speaker 2: a mid morning yesterday, I just stayed off of Instagram.
Speaker 2: But I just opened up a message. This is from Michelle.
Speaker 2: She says, you guys have handled the show so well
Speaker 2: this morning. We all have to go to work this
Speaker 2: morning and pretend nothing happened, and we appreciate you showing
Speaker 2: up to entertain us the best you could, the best
Speaker 2: we could, and that's and I'll take that because that
Speaker 2: is kind of what we're trying to do. But you
Speaker 2: really can't ignore all the things that have happened this weekend.
Speaker 2: And at the same time, we care deeply about people's
Speaker 2: you know, mental health and what they hear when they're
Speaker 2: to the radio on so I don't know, I'm doing
Speaker 2: all the talking.
Speaker 6: Well, I feel bad for was it Michelle who messaged
Speaker 6: you saying that she has to go to work and
Speaker 6: pretend that nothing happened. And that's where I think, like
Speaker 6: all of us agreed, like we can't go into work
Speaker 6: and pretend that nothing happened, because like so much happened
Speaker 6: this weekend. Obviously, like obviously bad stuff, really bad stuff
Speaker 6: happened this weekend, but like some other stuff happened this
Speaker 6: weekend too, Like a bunch happened this weekend. So like
Speaker 6: it's I think we were all just kind of yeah,
Speaker 6: on the same page, where like, well, it feels irresponsible
Speaker 6: to just, you know, fart joke, this fart joke, that
Speaker 6: kind of thing, even though I do love a fart choke,
Speaker 6: I know you do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I do, I really do. But yeah, it felt
Speaker 5: irresponsible not to say anything. So I'm glad.
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm glad we're here and that you can
Speaker 6: obviously text us in if you have thoughts, feelings, whatever,
Speaker 6: I have three ninety one.
Speaker 5: I'd love to hear from you.
Speaker 2: I hope the text are positive. I haven't been reading
Speaker 2: some I don't know. Yeah, not all have been reading them.
Speaker 7: But it's understandable because it's hard to be positive. It's
Speaker 7: hard to it's just hard to do, you know, life
Speaker 7: right now.
Speaker 6: I keep saying, it's hard to be a person right
Speaker 6: now in the world, very hard to be a person
Speaker 6: and like find things to experience, like find ways to
Speaker 6: experience joy. It feels like, I don't know, wrong to
Speaker 6: like laugh sometimes, but like that's why we're here, to
Speaker 6: make you feel a little bit of joy.
Speaker 5: I guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, let's move on. This is just a very
Speaker 2: just a very neutral but I think powerful Monday motivation,
Speaker 2: which we try to, you know, bust out every Monday
Speaker 2: to kind of, you know, just kind of make you
Speaker 2: think a little bit something totally off topic. Unfortunately, the
Speaker 2: best and only way to get what you want is
Speaker 2: by spending a lot of time doing the things you
Speaker 2: don't want to first, and I think that's true. Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: the best and only way to get what you want
Speaker 2: is by spending a lot of time doing the things
Speaker 2: you don't want to first. Do you want to be
Speaker 2: able to keep up with your kids and run around
Speaker 2: with them on the playground? That might mean we have
Speaker 2: to eat less pork, you know what I mean, eat
Speaker 2: less burgers, you know. We might want to live, you know,
Speaker 2: be able to fort a vacation. I don't know, the
Speaker 2: best and only way to get what you want is
Speaker 2: by spending a lot of time doing the things you
Speaker 2: don't want to first. So I think you have to
Speaker 2: figure out what it is you want to do and
Speaker 2: then figure out, well, what have I got to do
Speaker 2: to get what I want to do? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I kind of like that one, and I get to
Speaker 3: I think they always say that, like the journey to
Speaker 3: your goals is always like it feels like the worst part,
Speaker 3: but it's really like the best part. It's like when
Speaker 3: you hike a mountain, the journey up at you gotta
Speaker 3: like look around while you're hiking up at it. It's true, yes,
Speaker 3: and not just enjoy the peak, No.
Speaker 2: And that's true because when I piked up Pike's Peak
Speaker 2: the first time, I was like, so focused on getting
Speaker 2: up the mountain. How much farther do I have to go?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. And I thought when I got up
Speaker 2: there a day later, I thought, I hardly stopped at
Speaker 2: all to look at the beautiful view right, to look
Speaker 2: down and enjoy all the flowers and the meadows and
Speaker 2: the trees and all the things. Because we're so busy,
Speaker 2: we're focusing on the goal, all right. That is your
Speaker 2: motivational Monday on one A one point three k d
Speaker 2: WB