WEBVTT - Joe Has No Self Control!!! 

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<v Speaker 1>fair and fair Tampa accident attorneys. Are there certain things

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<v Speaker 1>that it's damn near impossible for you to have self-control with?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I am just absolutely. I'm just, I'm losing my

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<v Speaker 1>mind right now. Every single time I walk by Teresa's desk,

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<v Speaker 1>she even said to me to say, don't look at

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<v Speaker 1>what's at my desk.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course I had to look.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a, and Teresa runs our office, we have

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<v Speaker 1>like 47 bowls of different candies, which I've had decently

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<v Speaker 1>all right self-control via sweets and all that stuff, unless

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<v Speaker 1>we're on vacation or anything.

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<v Speaker 2>I did have Twizzlers on game six, if I'm being honest.

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<v Speaker 3>And I had a couple of those too.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a big, when I go to the Rays, because

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<v Speaker 1>not a lot of places have Twizzlers.

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<v Speaker 2>You ever think about that? Twizzlers are gross. They're so good.

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<v Speaker 1>Really?

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't even know the Rays had candy there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Pretty much every, like, well, all of them, right? I

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<v Speaker 4>don't think all of them carry candy, though.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the Bucs do.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, well, that's news to me.

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<v Speaker 1>And I haven't been to the Lightning Game since, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, 2021. I don't know if they do. But, like, Twizzlers,

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<v Speaker 1>you went to the concessions. I get so excited. You

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<v Speaker 1>know how they got the cool one, too. You walk

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<v Speaker 1>through the door, you scan your debit card, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you grab whatever and you walk out. So the one

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<v Speaker 1>in the outfield has the big candy display. So I

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<v Speaker 1>always go, I grab a pack of Twizzlers. So I

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<v Speaker 1>had Twizzlers then. Yeah, no, all right, I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>self-control when it comes to any candy, now that I

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<v Speaker 1>think about it.

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<v Speaker 2>For me, it's the Airheads, too.

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<v Speaker 3>Ooh, I know the airheads are diabolical.

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<v Speaker 2>Something about a good airhead. You guys like airheads?

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<v Speaker 5>I do like airheads.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't had one in a while, though.

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<v Speaker 5>I like more like chocolate candy.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'm about to say, there's people who like sweets

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<v Speaker 4>and then people who like, I used.

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<v Speaker 5>To be a big chocolate girl, but now I'm into

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<v Speaker 5>like the... The Airheads.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I've always liked Swizzlers. Never not going to

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<v Speaker 2>stop liking Swizzlers.

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<v Speaker 3>Sour candies.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 5>Nerd gum clusters.

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<v Speaker 4>I was never into Sour Patch, Power Patch candy or whatever,

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<v Speaker 4>but I love a good Sour Patch. I was telling Jed,

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, is this cherry or strawberry?

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<v Speaker 3>I love it all.

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<v Speaker 1>Sweets in general. I don't think I've ever had a

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<v Speaker 1>candy I don't like. Besides Dubai chocolate. That stuff is gross.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't convince me otherwise. But other than that, I

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<v Speaker 1>really genuinely don't think I've ever had a bad candy.

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<v Speaker 6>And Teresa Jo put out candy corn. And candy corn,

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<v Speaker 6>I love candy corn.

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<v Speaker 2>Me too.

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<v Speaker 3>I love candy corn.

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<v Speaker 6>Yesterday, I like you have no self-control. I probably had

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<v Speaker 6>like three or four scoops of candy corn.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. So we have now run into the candy like

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<v Speaker 1>two weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to have candy at the office all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm-hmm. if Alyssa will get candy at her work, that's

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<v Speaker 1>my fiance. She, she will bring maybe a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>home and then I see, you know, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>let the beak with a little bit of that. I

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<v Speaker 1>have absolutely zero self-control when it comes to candy. Now

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<v Speaker 1>I also have gold barred, not gold, gold bars. Those

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<v Speaker 1>three butterfingers. I still haven't touched.

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<v Speaker 3>They are just chilling.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to have, I'm going to have those. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to have those the day after my wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to do naughty things to those, too.

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<v Speaker 3>Nobody lays a finger on Joe's Butterfly.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm still waiting. They had people come in here,

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<v Speaker 2>and they put a storage thing in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm-hmm. In it. And if they touched my candy bars,

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<v Speaker 1>I swear to God, I would have blown up these cabinets.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm not doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>Keeping tabs on them.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah, I'm keeping tabs on them. But I just can't, like,

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<v Speaker 1>do you guys have anything where there's no possibility of

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<v Speaker 1>having self-control because of, it's just, it's unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, too, it doesn't have to be food.

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<v Speaker 2>It could be drinks.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I say one for Katie Summers? Scented candles.

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<v Speaker 5>That's true. Literally, I have to leave Bath and Body

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<v Speaker 5>Works when my little basket is full and I can't even, like,

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<v Speaker 5>hold it up anymore. Damn, Katie! That's the cutoff. But

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<v Speaker 5>then I bring Sean with me. And you know, he

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<v Speaker 5>can carry more.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he can. Is Sean a scented candle guy?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but he likes the boy smells that are like musky.

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<v Speaker 2>What's a boy smell?

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<v Speaker 5>It smells like men's deodorant. It's like a musky smell, woodsy.

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<v Speaker 3>Like a cologne type of candle.

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<v Speaker 5>And I'm like, how about you put that back?

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<v Speaker 2>You don't like like tropical smells though, do you?

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<v Speaker 5>I have to force myself in the spring.

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<v Speaker 2>Those ones, they hurt my stomach.

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<v Speaker 5>Do they?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I got to stop eating them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but they do. For some reason, I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe my senses make me think that I'm eating a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of candy because I keep smelling it and then

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<v Speaker 1>my tummy hurts like I ate a lot of candy.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, some of them are a little intense. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>fall and winter scents.

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<v Speaker 1>But like those Twizzlers at the Rays, Jesus, I ate

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<v Speaker 1>those in one batter.

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<v Speaker 2>Screw it. Screw it in any. It's like 20 in there. Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a six pitch at bat, too.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't even long, and I just downed all 45

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<v Speaker 1>of them.

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<v Speaker 2>That was nice, though.

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<v Speaker 3>I shared. Yeah, you did.

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<v Speaker 2>A little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>You shared with me and your fiance's brother, Junior.

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<v Speaker 2>And he totally regretted it, probably. Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>After he finished the bag, he's like, I would have

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<v Speaker 4>had four more.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, and Junior said he was good.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't want one. Don't you love that? Thank God.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank God.

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<v Speaker 1>And I turned and looked over at Jed and Mark,

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<v Speaker 1>and they both grabbed one. And I went, okay, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>offer it to him one more time.

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<v Speaker 2>But all they're going to get is one more time.

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<v Speaker 1>Tonight at the watch party, they didn't have the candy

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<v Speaker 1>place open last time. If they got the candy place open,

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<v Speaker 1>I might just go candy instead of hot dogs. I

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<v Speaker 1>might ask for a bun and put a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>Twizzlers inside of you. All right.

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<v Speaker 5>Now you're doing too much.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you don't know. It might be good. A Twizzler dog? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>a Twizzler dog. I'm good.

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<v Speaker 1>It's impossible for me to have self-control as well at

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<v Speaker 1>any type of clothing store that I like.

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<v Speaker 2>If there's anything that I like. The Trap Store, clearly.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>The Bay Republic.

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<v Speaker 6>That's his second home right now.

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<v Speaker 5>That and dicks.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen. He's a merch... Honestly, he's not even a store.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just merch. I haven't been critical about anything. You're

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<v Speaker 2>just merch. Can I be critical about one thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Or should I just shut up and just keep quiet

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<v Speaker 2>and not make any.

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<v Speaker 3>Be critical. All right.

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<v Speaker 2>The Bay Repub.

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<v Speaker 1>They have massively dropped the ball on World Series merch. Really?

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<v Speaker 2>Massively.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, my God. They didn't even have... They didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>anything unboxed yesterday. Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, four things. You were unboxing it for them, huh?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, listen. I... I wanted to walk around and go,

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<v Speaker 1>where is the merchandise manager? And walk up to them

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<v Speaker 1>and go, don't you realize you got a new boss?

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<v Speaker 1>If I'm this boss, I'm going to go in there

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<v Speaker 1>and go, why does Dick's Sporting Goods everywhere? Brandon International.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is it that every house of sports has every

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<v Speaker 1>merchandise from the Rays immediately? And you guys don't even

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<v Speaker 1>have the jerseys unpacked yet.

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<v Speaker 3>Because they have no self-control.

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<v Speaker 2>Who has no self-control?

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<v Speaker 5>I can't believe that.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have said something.

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<v Speaker 3>They have nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>They had literally like maybe four items.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going in there and I'm going to raise hell.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's what the guy said. And then I go

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<v Speaker 1>in there and I say, I got to stop being critical.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to be critical one more time. Yeah, go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>I go in there.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the rudest ladies were in there. And I

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<v Speaker 1>hope she's there tonight because I thought about it all

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<v Speaker 1>day yesterday. We'll walk up to her and be like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>were you having a bad day yesterday or do you

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<v Speaker 1>normally treat people like that?

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<v Speaker 4>You should.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm going to. I thought about it a lot

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<v Speaker 2>last night.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think you should do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think so.

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<v Speaker 3>If they were mean.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no self-control now with saying things that are

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<v Speaker 1>in my head is really what I have.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't not get it out. Katie, she was so rude.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe she could just have a bad day.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, why can't I ask that?

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<v Speaker 5>Because you don't need to draw attention to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe she woke up and turned a new leaf. They

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<v Speaker 1>had this big thing over there. And Flip and I

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<v Speaker 1>are going to grab a jersey. We want to get

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<v Speaker 1>a jersey. By the way, it's $ 200. Flip is going

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<v Speaker 1>to spend $ 200. You'd think they'd be begging people to

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<v Speaker 1>spend $ 200. And she goes, excuse me. You can go

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<v Speaker 1>find the other one. You go find it over there.

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<v Speaker 1>And we're like. Miss, they have a double XL, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's it. That's why we're over here. Okay, well, try

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<v Speaker 1>not to touch all of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 3>That was not nice.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, that is a little zesty.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally licked my fingers. I rubbed it across all

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<v Speaker 2>of them.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't do that, but I did take a bite

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<v Speaker 1>of twizzlers, and I rubbed the red dye on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Shout out to Red Dive 40. I'm still eating it.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it. I'm okay with it. I'll die young.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all right.

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<v Speaker 2>I kind of want to anyways.

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<v Speaker 3>All right.

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