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Speaker 1: What's up everybody?

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Speaker 2: You have just two then to realize On Real Radio

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Speaker 2: one O four point one, I'm your host tonight, mister

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Speaker 2: Jane John, and we are your nightcap of comedy. As always,

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Speaker 2: I am joined in virtual studio with some really good

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Speaker 2: friends of mine, fellow comedians, the people that you already

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Speaker 2: know in love. First off, our official sponsor from the

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Speaker 2: law offices of Kaufman and Lynn. They've been representing and

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Speaker 2: winning for the good people of Orlando for over.

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Speaker 1: Twenty years now.

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Speaker 2: Can't tell everybody what mister Kaufman said when it comes

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Speaker 2: to phone calls in his office. Hit him with it,

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Speaker 2: bro seventy five hundred Jeff, and he'll pick up.

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Speaker 1: He will pick the phone up.

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Speaker 3: Car crash, slip and fall, kicking the ass. When you

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Speaker 3: need us dot call call Jeff. He answered the phone.

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Speaker 1: He said it not me.

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Speaker 2: Did Hey, did you accidently swallow a bunch of percocets?

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Speaker 1: It wasn't Joe fault. Call Jeff, take care of you.

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Speaker 1: We all got well, we got a lot of weird ones.

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Speaker 1: We got a lot of what I bet you do, man, did.

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Speaker 4: You leave a baby in a car?

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Speaker 5: It don't even have to be your baby or your car,

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Speaker 5: Called Jeff Kaufman. Could you slip and fall at a

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Speaker 5: strip club and grab a pair of tatarsky Man, These

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Speaker 5: things happened? Called Jeff Kaufman, Best commercial grinder. Grinder hack

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Speaker 5: into your account and sign you up with a bunch

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Speaker 5: of pictures and messages to a dude named Marcelo.

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Speaker 4: Man. We know that wasn't you?

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Speaker 5: Player wink called Jeff Kaufman. Hey, when you need us, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: when you need us?

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Speaker 1: That voice, I got those. I got a lot of that.

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Speaker 1: I bet you do.

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Speaker 2: That voice you're hearing right now. Is Miguel Cologne Junior

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Speaker 2: in the house. Don't forget the junior. He knows his dad.

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Speaker 1: Also, I can't wait to hear this name tonight.

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Speaker 2: We got mister Ken Miller in the house, aka the

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Speaker 2: Godfather of Orlando comedy, but today he is also known

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Speaker 2: as Shoe program n word.

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Speaker 4: Bro.

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Speaker 1: Come on talk to us.

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Speaker 2: That clip came on today and I think I just

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Speaker 2: washed it on loop.

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Speaker 1: Do you really?

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Speaker 2: It's so it's it's such a powerful thing. And then

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Speaker 2: when you read the story about it, it wasn't even

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Speaker 2: in the script. He just said it. They say he

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Speaker 2: just went off script. He said, he said, they said

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Speaker 2: it was so good. If you see all those people

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Speaker 2: standing around, that's real reactul their face, that real face

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Speaker 2: is really in an amazement, that Denzel. And then when

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Speaker 2: you start hearing stories from other psych directors and producers

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Speaker 2: like yeah, Denzel, just go out script, like I just

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Speaker 2: rolled with me, got it, just roll with me and all.

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Speaker 1: But it's him, so they roll with it. They're like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: let him do it man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Like well, James, when you were doing your

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Speaker 2: tube movie last week, you couldn't go off script.

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Speaker 1: We didn't even have a script.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we got how to work.

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Speaker 1: I don't get to keep Miguel tell them that no

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Speaker 1: script for to.

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Speaker 5: B movie, the Spirit Airlines and movies. You get there

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Speaker 5: and you're like, where's the director. They're like, I've been

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Speaker 5: wanting to talk to you about that player. I got

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Speaker 5: a lot of authority in your voice. You want to direct?

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Speaker 5: You're like, well, i'd have to see the script. Second

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Speaker 5: thing we'd like to discuss. You know, my man's already

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Speaker 5: on it. But hey, that's why you're the executive producer.

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Speaker 4: Again.

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Speaker 2: Now go get yourself some coffee.

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Speaker 4: You earned it.

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Speaker 5: You earned it, by the way, man, We ain't got

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Speaker 5: a budget for wardrobes, though, it's either gold naked or.

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Speaker 4: Wear what you want. I'm gonna be real. I like

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Speaker 4: the naked idea. You know, I think we paint our

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Speaker 4: bodies green. I guess some.

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Speaker 5: I guess some from some upwork green screen India dudes

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Speaker 5: to put some clothes on us Indian. I mean this

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Speaker 5: was like a mocap suit. I just got cotton balls

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Speaker 5: taped to your nipples.

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Speaker 2: The same dudes that are trying to sell you followers

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Speaker 2: on Instagram are doing the special effects on TV.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, man, I'm like, I've had to pay for these

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Speaker 5: special effects with Walmart gift cards.

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Speaker 1: You a fiver, you go to wonner.

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Speaker 4: How many rupees is this gonna cost me? Son Jall.

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Speaker 1: He's like, no, I told you my name is Eric.

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Speaker 4: Yeah right, Steve. I'm yeah.

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Speaker 5: I'm not going to use your stealing name, your stealing

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Speaker 5: name as wow, man, I'm going to use your God's

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Speaker 5: given name, God's given with an S.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Hey real quick.

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Speaker 2: I'd be remiss if I didn't bring up the fact

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Speaker 2: that our good friend here, mister Jeff Coffin, just celebrated

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Speaker 2: a birthday for round of applause for you, well, you

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Speaker 2: made it around the sun one more time.

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Speaker 6: You know, I know you what it is about my birthday,

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Speaker 6: But I get sick on my birthday every week.

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Speaker 1: Today, Man, what's every two?

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Speaker 4: Bro?

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Speaker 1: I always wash your hands after you shake the stripper's hand.

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Speaker 6: I got the I got the craig ronavirus. You know

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Speaker 6: that guy never washes his hands.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I can imagine Craig is like, Bro, just rid

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Speaker 5: of me. Wash your hands makes you gay and liberal.

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Speaker 5: It's got to be science, Jeff. It was on a

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Speaker 5: meme that was posted by an account straight out of Russia.

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Speaker 1: It's science at this point. Yeah, brother, God bless you. Man.

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Speaker 1: So I know you usually get out of town when

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Speaker 1: it's your birthday, Jeff. What did you go this year?

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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 1: Where did you go to have fun?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Come on, James, you know I've been id out cold.

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Speaker 6: I know I've been out cold, man, And everybody calls,

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Speaker 6: and here's the thing. I don't have the ability to

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Speaker 6: get to everybody because they were like Facebook used to

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Speaker 6: be easy. It would put everything under the same thing.

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Speaker 6: It'd be like four hundred and sixty people. Now it's

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Speaker 6: like seven different places that you got to be clicking

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Speaker 6: like to And I got about God, I think it

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Speaker 6: was like two hundred texts and I'm laying there just

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Speaker 6: trying not to die, going just just get to the

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Speaker 6: next day. I didn't get out of bed till today,

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Speaker 6: but I had. I had an interview with Andrew McCarthy

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Speaker 6: from uh you remember him from Breakfast Number sixteen Candles

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Speaker 6: and Glass Breakfast Cooks Weekend with Bernie's Yeah he's in Mannequin.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, favorite movie starring a mannequin.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Wait a minute, well some of those are twobies.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Andrew McCarthy, bro Dang, that takes me back.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 6: It was you know, when you see these people, you're

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Speaker 6: going oh. And I know Mega con was this weekend

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Speaker 6: because everybody was hitting me up saying, hey you coming out.

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Speaker 6: I'm like, nah, I ain't getting out of bed. But Megan,

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Speaker 6: Coon was packed. I mean I heard people couldn't even

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Speaker 6: get in there. They were taking from like twenty miles away,

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Speaker 1: It was nuts out there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna ask Miguel was like, Megan, how did

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Speaker 2: what did you park?

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Speaker 1: Miguel? Did you park there or you park somewhere else?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? I parked at the convention center, but not at

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Speaker 4: the actual When we went to it was. It was

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Speaker 4: like a fifteen minute walk. Yeah over there.

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Speaker 5: I did check out Megaican, No Biggie real last, Press Pass,

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Speaker 5: no Biggie whatever, whatever.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And I did bring you guys. I walked into people.

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Speaker 5: I'd see people stand somewhere and I was like, hey,

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Speaker 5: is this Where is this where press stands? And they

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Speaker 5: were like, oh, I don't know. Why would you You're

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Speaker 5: not Press. I'm sorry even brought that up.

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Speaker 4: I was flashing it like I was like I was

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Speaker 4: a narco cop. I was like, hey, o Press pass, everybody,

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Speaker 4: be cool. I'm not here for you guys. All right,

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Speaker 4: I'm not here for you guys.

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Speaker 1: Tell me what I wanted to know.

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Speaker 2: What know? Man?

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Speaker 5: Yes, Yeah, there's a there's a lot of pronouns in

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Speaker 5: the sci fi community.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, hey, fellas, and if that's what we are.

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Speaker 5: I saw a lot of dudes. I saw.

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Speaker 4: I saw quite a few Sailor Moon dudes and.

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Speaker 5: I was like, wow, all right, player, like that's it. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I'm like, get it, get it, thug. I was just

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Speaker 5: walking around like.

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Speaker 4: An old head.

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Speaker 5: I was like, I remember we used to come here

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Speaker 5: was like fifty five wolverines. Now it was like I

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Speaker 5: saw I saw three dude scarlet witches and they was

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Speaker 5: just bulging out and I was like, hey, bro, that's

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Speaker 5: some chaos magic right there at homes.

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Speaker 4: I can see your dark hold.

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 4: It's cool time, man.

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Speaker 5: I gotta say, Meg Connor Leandel a great time, just

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Speaker 5: full of life.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 5: Everybody there is out and about. I love seeing everybody.

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Speaker 5: I'm a big fan of three kinds of costumes. I'm

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Speaker 5: a big fan of my god, this person is an

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Speaker 5: incredible seamstress designer.

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Speaker 4: Uh, and you're just looking at something they put together.

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Speaker 5: I'm a fan of the engineer costume, where you're like,

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Speaker 5: this young lady built an actual mech suit.

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Speaker 4: Yes he's walking around. But I'm a.

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Speaker 5: Huge fan of oh my man, Charlie Brown this one.

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Speaker 5: But it's good, like you know, like because every now

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Speaker 5: and then somebody just throws together something and you're like,

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Speaker 5: I know exactly what that is and that's great, and

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Speaker 5: you know they threw it together from like goodwill stuff

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Speaker 5: and that's a blast too, because it's just about having fun.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I know that there's hierarchies of cosplay people

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Speaker 5: because I know some cosplay girls and they're real cool.

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Speaker 4: But they've told me that there are some people.

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Speaker 5: Look at this guy, he's not even black, but I'm like, no, man,

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Speaker 5: you're there to have a good time. I look at

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Speaker 5: Mega cons costumes.

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Speaker 1: It's just some man.

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Speaker 6: Cosplayers are some of the cattiest people you'll ever meet.

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Speaker 6: I've worked I worked four hundred of these things, and

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Speaker 6: they look at each other, Oh, look at her.

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Speaker 1: They are some judgmental. It's rough. They have the contest

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Speaker 1: where they.

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Speaker 6: Have like eight hundred people come up and line and

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Speaker 6: they're all lying about how long it took to make

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Speaker 6: their costume because they bought it off of eBay.

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Speaker 1: It is. It is definitely something.

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Speaker 5: I'll come in there straight up and be like, hey, listen, man,

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Speaker 5: how come cosplayer is something that I know nobody else

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Speaker 5: is going cosplay as. I just wear like a white

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Speaker 5: shirt and it'll just be soaked in red and they're like,

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Speaker 5: what are you.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm from the mc U. Who are you?

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Speaker 4: I'm Uncle Ben Doggs with Peter. What's Peter? What's Peter? Peter?

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Speaker 4: Peter Peter.

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Speaker 2: I like to do costumes. When I go, though, I

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Speaker 2: I'm like that. I remember Fury with Miguel I come

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Speaker 1: Let who are you?

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Speaker 4: I knew the guy? We were in some financial stuff.

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Speaker 5: I was riding a giant float listening to Prince I was,

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Speaker 4: I said, get your child molested money away from me.

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Speaker 5: Plus, he invited you, He invited me all the time,

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Speaker 5: I never. I never wanted to go. Who didn't make

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Speaker 1: Could I look up question?

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Speaker 7: Speaking of Bruce Wayne who kept giving them all these

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Speaker 5: Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, all of them right, amazing athletes.

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Speaker 5: So Bruce had him at Gotham High and they were like, hey, man,

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Speaker 5: I'll adopt him and then we put him in Gotham

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Speaker 5: Hidge Gymnastic Team and we show Metropolis what it's like

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Speaker 8: Four point What's.

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Speaker 3: Up, Central Florida?

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Speaker 1: Get Ready to Last?

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Speaker 2: Saturday, April fourth, to Talk of the Town comedy show

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Speaker 2: takes over the Hideaway Performing Arts Center in Eustace for

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Speaker 2: a night of NonStop stand up and big Last. The

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Speaker 2: doors are opening a six point thirty, so grab your friends,

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Speaker 1: Why it's called the Talk of the Town.

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Speaker 2: Tickets are available right now at Hideawaypac dot com. That's

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Speaker 2: Hideawaypac dot com. The Talk of the Town Comedy Show Saturday,

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Speaker 2: April fourth at the Highaway Performing Arts Center in Eustace.

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Speaker 1: Don't miss it.

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Speaker 2: Oh, welcome back everybody. You are still listening to Real

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Speaker 2: Labs on Real Radio one oh four point one, I'm

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Speaker 2: your host. James joined a virtual studio with my good

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Speaker 2: friends Jeff Goff and Miguel Cologne Junior and Ken Miller

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Speaker 1: I wanted to bring something that real quick about comedy guys.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of guys that we know, young comics

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Speaker 2: how do I move up?

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Speaker 1: What do I do?

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Speaker 2: The thing that can always tells everybody is don't be

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Speaker 3: Like if you try out for a comedy club.

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Speaker 2: Too soon and it don't go well, you will not

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Speaker 2: So when you do get an opportunity. The reason I

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Speaker 1: Y'all remember that.

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Speaker 4: Seeing he did on that night.

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Speaker 3: Score he wasn't cast to be in that movie.

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Speaker 2: He knew the producers and they said, hey, kem just

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Speaker 2: stop by, bro.

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Speaker 1: So when he stopped by.

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Speaker 3: They said, hey, will you just get in this scene

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Speaker 2: No script, didn't know what was going on, but just

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Speaker 2: of the funniest damn scenes in forty old version where

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Speaker 2: I need you to hook me up.

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Speaker 1: Man, I need you to be my n word. He's

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Speaker 1: liked whoa whoa.

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Speaker 3: Woa Dame High Well, that's yeah, Hey, James.

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Speaker 5: Did they tell did they tell you that story for

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Speaker 5: inspiration on the set of your two B movie?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Every movie doesn't need these scripts like they talk

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Speaker 4: about and old the old Hollywood. You know that movie Sinners?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no script. Nothing nobody even knew nothing. Nobody even

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Speaker 5: knew Michael B. Jordan just showed up. This other dude

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Speaker 5: I have an idea. Haley Steinfeldt was.

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Speaker 4: Just passing by. She was going to pick up.

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Speaker 5: Her check from Hawkeye, and they said, hold up, hold up,

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Speaker 5: I got some stuff running here. What if you're in

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Speaker 5: this too? And then the Irish bar actually showed up.

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Speaker 5: The whole time, They're just trying to get in the movie,

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Speaker 5: and you were like, keep the cameras roll.

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Speaker 4: Keep the cameras roll.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, man. So I just found that interesting.

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Speaker 2: And Kevin Hart got one of the biggest parts to

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Speaker 2: helped propel his career and he wasn't even casting and

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Speaker 1: One of the funny things I've ever seen.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I would say this, man, I you know me,

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Speaker 2: I don't give advice no more. I comedian hit me

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Speaker 2: up the other day and say, can you watch my video?

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Speaker 3: And I said no, No, Damn.

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Speaker 1: I was like that.

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Speaker 2: No, I said no, I said, dude, I'm out of

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Speaker 3: You ask somebody else.

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Speaker 2: But I will tell you a moment in my career

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Speaker 2: where I was ready for that moment and I actually

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Speaker 3: I went to go audition to hosts for Bonkers. I

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Speaker 2: Remember Barkers had that Italian comedy Italian supper club.

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Speaker 1: Is could send me.

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Speaker 2: I did it with you? It was only yeah, it

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Speaker 1: And then they called.

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Speaker 3: Then they called me to do it with you, like

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 2: His name read something he's light skinned do he was

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Speaker 3: This is Miguel.

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Speaker 2: This is twenty almost twenty years ago, this first call

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Speaker 2: comedy and Carl Malone actually booked me to be the host.

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Speaker 2: Now the owner Barkers had never seen me before. He

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Speaker 2: I've never seen you.

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Speaker 3: I'll know you. I don't know these comics. Whatever.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you a ten minute guest spot and

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Speaker 2: let me and if you go well, then you can feature.

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Speaker 2: I buried the whole show and the next night I

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Speaker 2: Bonkers that universal and come there.

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Speaker 1: The headline like James, how long will it take you

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Speaker 2: Like next night headline because the guy who ran the

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Speaker 2: was like, hey, can.

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Speaker 3: This kid come back and close?

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Speaker 2: And I like close the restaurant like clean up, I'm

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Speaker 4: Check side work. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I got called pepper, yeah, And I like after that,

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Speaker 2: I was I was featured pretty much.

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Speaker 5: I like how bonkers used to like like intimidate me

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Speaker 5: and they'd be like, listen, Miguel, you need to do

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Speaker 5: the headliner. And I'm like, well, I can't wait to

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Speaker 4: Because this room ain't got a microphone. I'm standing on

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Speaker 5: Cart, you literally, And they used to get me every

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Speaker 5: time shout out man, I cut my bones off.

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Speaker 4: Barkers. I tell I tell stories. Whenever I run into

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Speaker 5: We're in a green room in another city somewhere, we

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Speaker 5: start telling Balkers stories because hey, the reason why And

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Speaker 5: I will say this with pride the reason why I

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Speaker 5: is because when I came up under bonkers, you never

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Speaker 4: Front of, what kind of venue you.

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Speaker 5: Were going to perform because hey, Bogers was one of

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Speaker 5: like at like like city civic centers, and I come

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Speaker 5: and all of a sudden, they're like.

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Speaker 4: Okay, there's five hundred people. The mayor wants to come

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Speaker 5: I'm like, what they just had me at a Golden

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Speaker 5: Corral yesterday?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I was handing out steak while telling jokes.

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Speaker 4: They were like, hey, when they were telling me the notes,

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Speaker 5: You the headliner, kid, Okay, a couple notes real quick,

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Speaker 5: no f bombs, nothing political. Everybody gets one piece of

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Speaker 5: sirloin with a little bit of the odju on top.

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Speaker 5: We tip share, so don't steal.

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Speaker 4: And if you're good man, I'll get you to work

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Speaker 4: on Wednesday lunch. I'm sure you ready for this room.

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Speaker 4: You ready to think you can hit it?

446
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Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, what's crazy about that I've been watching so

447
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Speaker 2: many comic interviews, I didn't know the amount of comedians

448
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Speaker 2: that have performed in bowling alleys. Although it's good, I

449
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Speaker 2: did not know every comedian I'm watching the interview has

450
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Speaker 2: a bowling alleys story that they performed at a bowling Now,

451
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Speaker 2: and I probably performed in every bowling out in Central Florida.

452
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Speaker 5: I've performed at enough bowling alleys that there's some that

453
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Speaker 5: you mentioned, and I'm like, oh, man, Latitudes, what a

454
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Speaker 5: great bowling alleys? You guys know, hey, guys, listeners, right now,

455
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Speaker 5: we've performed in so many jank wackass bowling alleys that

456
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Speaker 5: every now and then will you mentioned a bowlt bee,

457
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Speaker 5: I'll be like, I'll never perform out of bowling ally

458
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Speaker 5: in my life.

459
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Speaker 4: To like, what about three Kings in Memphis? Is that

460
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Speaker 4: still open as great story?

461
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Speaker 1: We love Latitudes? Though Latitudes was Dad.

462
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Speaker 4: It was in Jacksonville, and it was in Pennsylvania.

463
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Speaker 5: I remember yes Burg, Yesburg room seeing hundred four hundred

464
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Speaker 5: and it would be packed.

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Speaker 4: It would be packed.

466
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Speaker 1: Man, it was packed.

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Speaker 4: It was good.

468
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Speaker 1: It was a great room.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you about that run. You had to

470
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Speaker 2: drive the Maryland and do that Maryland room and drive

471
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Speaker 2: Rocky Gap, Rocky Gap. Yeah, yeah, to drive the Pittsburgh.

472
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Speaker 2: They did Pittsburgh and I got finished with Pittsburgh. I

473
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Speaker 2: had to get up at the crack O dawn because

474
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Speaker 2: I had to drive to Orlando because I had to

475
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Speaker 2: show at seven at the Improv bro.

476
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Speaker 3: I was running in the club and like, y'all ready

477
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Speaker 3: for your headliner? Give it up for n.

478
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Speaker 4: Yep. Do you guys ever do black Hawk? Do you

479
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Speaker 4: guys ever do black Hawk?

480
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Speaker 1: I remember it. Yeah.

481
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Speaker 4: On the ride to black.

482
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Speaker 5: Hawk, you driving and you passing through Denver and you're like,

483
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Speaker 5: oh man, Denver and then you're like, okay, I'm leaving Denver.

484
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Speaker 4: And then you're like, oh Parker, this is cool.

485
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Speaker 5: And then as you keep getting closer and closer to

486
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Speaker 5: where you're going, You're like, I think this is this

487
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,080
Speaker 5: is where Frodo had to bring the ring.

488
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Speaker 8: You know.

489
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Speaker 5: I'm like, oh man, watch out for them orcs and spiders.

490
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Speaker 4: Oh man, you come.

491
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Speaker 5: The eagles didn't fly there, and they were like, oh

492
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Speaker 5: y'all got to the club, like you know how to

493
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Speaker 5: use their sword too?

494
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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I came in there and they were like one joke

496
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Speaker 5: to make them laugh one joke to tell them all,

497
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Speaker 5: one joke to rock the crowd, and you get free

498
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Speaker 5: tickets to ski ball. I had to tell the jokes

499
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Speaker 5: in the black tongue of Mordor. I'm like, y'all ever

500
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Speaker 5: go to the d m v SC.

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Speaker 4: Man, it's good man, what I'm going up?

502
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Speaker 2: That again was like bye, now we grind, now we've Niggaboh.

503
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Speaker 4: When or.

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Speaker 3: Jeff, Jeff, you didn't get to do any of the

505
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Speaker 3: bowling now this ditch.

506
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Speaker 4: No, I don't.

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Speaker 6: But I'm going to the Island Casino in Michigan. I

508
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Speaker 6: fly out Wednesday night for a Thursday night show, and

509
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Speaker 6: I got to call the DJ.

510
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Speaker 1: I gotta call the local.

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Speaker 6: Radio station, and she said, I said, are people going

512
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Speaker 6: to be there on a Thursday night?

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Speaker 1: She goes, oh, it's still cold here. Everyone's going to

514
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Speaker 1: be there.

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Speaker 3: I tell you, I'm telling you, when you get there

516
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Speaker 3: fifteen minutes before the.

517
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Speaker 2: Show, you're going to be panicking. Yeah, you're going to

518
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Speaker 2: be panicking. And just walk away and come back at

519
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Speaker 2: ten minutes. And it's like a town hall meeting. Who

520
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Speaker 2: let these negroes move here? It's like a town hall meeting.

521
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Speaker 2: I say to God, bro, it's crazy. So but it

522
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Speaker 2: was one of the funniest ones I've done. You're gonna

523
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Speaker 2: have a good time, I love I'm looking forward to it.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 1: I got to talk to her a little bit about.

526
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Speaker 6: It, but she said to me, she goes, now, don't

527
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Speaker 6: be bothered, nobody will sit in the front tables. I

528
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Speaker 6: was like, what, she goes, They're afraid because they've seen

529
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Speaker 6: what comedians do, so nobody will sit in the front tables.

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Speaker 1: I'm going I'm not a fan of that one. I

531
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Speaker 1: hate well, I will tell you, Jeff, you think that's bad.

532
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Speaker 2: Back in the day, Bonkers had a room at Universal

533
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Speaker 2: City Walk and they wouldn't put any tables on the

534
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Speaker 2: dance floor, so there was twenty feet before you saw

535
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Speaker 2: the first person away from the stage.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so it was, but they it was live. Though

537
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Speaker 3: it was live, they still live.

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Speaker 1: They were good.

539
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Speaker 5: Back in the day, Barkers had a club at Poor Orange.

540
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Speaker 4: And somebody might die.

541
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because.

542
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Speaker 4: They guys learned my show.

543
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Speaker 2: I killed somebody in Poor Orange. They still look up

544
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Speaker 2: for me for that one. That's funny. Hey, let me

545
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Speaker 2: tell y'all sudden. I used to pray that James was

546
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Speaker 2: out of town so I could host a Universe, Susy,

547
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Speaker 2: I'm like Marcus, so it's James on the road because

548
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Speaker 2: because everybody couldn't.

549
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Speaker 3: Host that room, everybody she wouldn't live.

550
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Speaker 2: And to me, it was a hard room, but once

551
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Speaker 2: you got them, it was threefold. It was a lot

552
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Speaker 2: of people in there, four hundred and forty people. So yeah,

553
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Speaker 2: now Thursdays used to be like fifty night, but Friday

554
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Speaker 2: is Saturday because everybody was clubbing after.

555
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Speaker 3: Oh my god, bro I used to love doing that

556
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Speaker 3: room and I just love it to.

557
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Speaker 5: Talk, like to bring up what I said earlier, if

558
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Speaker 5: you cut your bones early with bonkers, you might have

559
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Speaker 5: four hundred and fifty people at Universal from all over

560
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Speaker 5: this country. The next day you had Ocala at a

561
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Speaker 5: horse breeder's place. Then you had a Hamburger place, then

562
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Speaker 5: you at the beach. Then you booked at a place

563
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Speaker 5: and Margaret's telling you like, hey, this might be the

564
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Speaker 5: last show, you know, like just be ready, oh they might.

565
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Speaker 5: And then you had a place and nobody told you

566
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Speaker 5: it's two shows tonight. You know, many times I got

567
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Speaker 5: somewhere and I'm like shows at eight, Like the first.

568
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Speaker 4: Show, we added another one.

569
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Speaker 5: And I'm like, nobody told me about that. Yeah, well

570
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Speaker 5: you're like, it's the beginning of your career.

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Speaker 4: The thing I will say, because I make my bonkers

572
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Speaker 4: all the time for having the yankeest rooms because they

573
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Speaker 4: did have yanky rooms.

574
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Speaker 5: Cut my bones with this booking agency though, And I

575
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Speaker 5: will say this, I got paid every dollar I was

576
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Speaker 5: ever promised. And that's pathetic because of what I got promised.

577
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,360
Speaker 5: But I got paid every dollar. I never I never

578
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,439
Speaker 5: got cheated on my money. No, I never got lied

579
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Speaker 5: to anything other than like, you know, it's gonna be

580
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Speaker 5: a great show.

581
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Speaker 1: But uh, it's a great room. It's a great room.

582
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Speaker 5: It's a great I in the beginning of my career

583
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 5: fifteen years ago, if I needed to, I could be

584
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Speaker 5: booked thirty five weeks.

585
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Speaker 4: Son lorda, Yeah, Southeast with bongers.

586
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Speaker 5: And I'm gonna tell you this to young cats who

587
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 5: don't understand the value that I spent my first two

588
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Speaker 5: My very first comedy show was an open mic. My

589
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,640
Speaker 5: second show, me and Jersey were at Latitude. He took

590
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Speaker 5: me on the road to Latitudes to feature for him.

591
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Speaker 5: So my second time doing comedy was in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

592
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:54,399
Speaker 5: for because he did Maryland and I joined him at

593
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Speaker 5: Pittsburgh my second time on with a microphone in my hand,

594
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Speaker 5: I was in front of that Latitude's room, maybe one

595
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Speaker 5: hundred and fifty people at a paid comedy show, one

596
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Speaker 5: of the best shows. But I spent my first three

597
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 5: years of comedy featuring for like Jersey, Dean, Alex You,

598
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 5: Eric Myers, all doing bonkers rooms, and I honestly my yeah,

599
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 5: my first three years of comedy, I was doing thirty

600
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 5: five weekends, yes a year, at C level comedy rooms

601
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Speaker 5: that were comedy rooms.

602
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Speaker 4: Though this wasn't you know, I wasn't at.

603
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Speaker 5: Open mics, thirty five weekends at real rooms. And like

604
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Speaker 5: I said, sometimes I'd be like, where we're gonna be today, Eric,

605
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 5: and he's like, okay, it's a posta restaurant, migual, you know,

606
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Speaker 5: the table on the left is our stage.

607
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 4: And I'd be like, oh man, this is crap.

608
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 5: And then other days I'd be like where we gonna

609
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 5: be at He's like, the governor is having a bonkers night.

610
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Speaker 4: It's seven hundred donors and.

611
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 5: I'm like what And you never you never knew? And yeah,

612
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 5: we hit a great chalk Florida comics who came up

613
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Speaker 5: under that.

614
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Speaker 1: Great comments, Yeah, we great.

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Speaker 4: Who came up under it?

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00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 1: We want to fly blur?

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Speaker 6: And what I remember most about it was and I'm

618
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 6: gonna mention the room but they didn't have it lit

619
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 6: that day, so lights were on the floor and all

620
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 6: four of us were performing looking like Vincent Price.

621
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Speaker 4: Yeah, that.

622
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Speaker 1: Was a weird one. That was like, okay, how do

623
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Speaker 1: we look under this?

624
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 2: There's always shows in Florida where there's gonna be one

625
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 2: thing missing from the show, like all right, we don't

626
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 2: have chairs, we don't have a microphone, or we.

627
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Speaker 1: Don't have money or money.

628
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's always gonna be one thing missing from the show.

629
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Speaker 2: It's gonna make it a little bit difficult, but we

630
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Speaker 2: still do it.

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Speaker 1: Anyway.

632
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Speaker 5: You've been doing a show and realize that the promoters

633
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 5: trying not to pay you. Oh yeah, you like like

634
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 5: you like there and he's like, hey man, I ain't

635
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 5: mentioned this before. Whatever you want to eat? I got you?

636
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 5: Oh yeah yeah, He's like, yeah, whatever you want. And

637
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 5: then you see him getting his car keys in his hand.

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Speaker 3: You like, hey, hey, hey, guys, don't go anywhere.

639
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Speaker 1: We'll be right back with more hilarity right here.

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Speaker 4: A lot of lawyers don't take a kick in the ass. Kicks.

666
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 4: But I'm going to tell you that those big guys,

667
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 4: they're not going to represent you. It's Morgan and Borgan.

668
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 5: They're not going to represent you in the kick ass

669
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 5: fooling and grueling. They don't care about a kick ass.

670
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 5: But here coughing and Lynn. We built this building on

671
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 5: ass kickings.

672
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 1: Jeff everything.

673
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 3: I love.

674
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 2: If somebody call this hotline and say they got kicked

675
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 2: in the ass, you better tell us something.

676
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 1: Oh not only I'll tell you. It'll be like you

677
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 1: got insurance.

678
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 3: Oh man, that's funny.

679
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 1: Man, We have that all the time. People get beat up.

680
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, people they get.

681
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 1: Beat up from you.

682
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 6: You know, they get beat up all the time. People

683
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 6: get beat up everywhere they go.

684
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 1: They get beat up. They got beat up in Wendy's.

685
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 4: See.

686
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 6: We took a case to trial where the woman got

687
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 6: mad and jumped over the counter and punched this dude.

688
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 6: And they have they have video and everything, and then

689
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 6: it goes outside and they have this huge brawl in

690
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 6: the parking lot. It was like, you know, when you

691
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:25,719
Speaker 6: talk about which one would you representing, We're representing the

692
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 6: customer who just got beat up. The person just asked

693
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 6: for a straw and the woman hopped over the counter

694
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 6: and went after him, and it went out.

695
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 1: The cashier hopped over and okay.

696
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 5: I can imagine too. They they didn't have the video

697
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 5: evidence yet. And then Jeff got a call to meet

698
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 5: up with somebody and he's in an alley and he

699
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 5: just sees this cigarette flicking and the guy's like, I

700
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 5: got a tape that might help you out. And every

701
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:52,760
Speaker 5: time he puffs, it lights up. You can see it's

702
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 5: the Burger King.

703
00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 4: Take this tape is a snitch.

704
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 2: I don't know if y'all see the new commercial after

705
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 2: the Burger War was the CEO Burger King came out

706
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 2: and said, look, man, we're gonna revamp the Whopper. We

707
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 2: want y'all to come eat it. He said, is the

708
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 2: meat better, fresher toppings? Is because the Whopper used to

709
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 2: be my one of my favorite burgers used to be

710
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 2: because you know, Jeff. On base, we had a burger King.

711
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 1: I worked at. I know all the Burger King secrets.

712
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 2: All we had on the military las we had a

713
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 2: Burger King and if you went to the PX, they.

714
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 3: Had boardwalk fries.

715
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 2: Fries back in the day, I used to go to

716
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 2: the mall and get boardwalk fries, and they had a

717
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,959
Speaker 2: Chinese restaurant, always had a Chinese restaurant. And then like

718
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 2: a couple of years later they opened the Popeys on base,

719
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 2: but Burger King was the only fast food and they

720
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 2: had a ninety then the Whopper was ninety nine, no

721
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 2: tax i.

722
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 1: Remember that. Y'all opened a Popeye's later on your base.

723
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, what did you have to do it?

724
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 1: What did y'all find a bunch of angry black people

725
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 1: to work in it?

726
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 4: The infantry?

727
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 3: Yeah?

728
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 2: Yeahs another yeah, bas mamasan working there. Every Okay, where

729
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 2: you go, it's gonna be some Koreans working on bays.

730
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 2: That's everywhere.

731
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:18,360
Speaker 3: Everywhere you went to.

732
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,439
Speaker 4: Yeh, Koreans working on Filipinos on a navy base.

733
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, but see a lot of people. They would

734
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 6: just bring food to your dorms. There'd be like fifty

735
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,800
Speaker 6: people with like these big bags and they go, you

736
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 6: want to buy a sub?

737
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:30,320
Speaker 1: You want to buy a pizza?

738
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:34,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's had dollars dollars so yeah, yeah, wait.

739
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 1: A minute, somebody was flipping food. Yeah. Oh yeah, smart too. Yep.

740
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:42,760
Speaker 1: Military guys have money.

741
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 6: You know, we don't leave days here here take our

742
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:47,719
Speaker 6: five dollars ten five good days you.

743
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:52,399
Speaker 4: Will walking by man. I'm a baconated boy, oh bro.

744
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 2: I used to love the baconat it to my cholesterol

745
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:58,320
Speaker 2: with up, bro, I can't do Whinny's at night anymore.

746
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 2: If I eat a baconator, then go to sleep fire

747
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 2: in my throat my gird?

748
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 1: What do you call it? Can my girl?

749
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 3: That girl?

750
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 1: But I love what.

751
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 2: I like Wendy's Burgers more than any other fast food.

752
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:12,360
Speaker 4: Me too, I really like Wendy. I.

753
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 5: I want to see all the CEOs from the wax

754
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 5: chains we never heard of, like a n W root beer.

755
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 4: He's like, we we we in.

756
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,360
Speaker 5: Business still be Damn.

757
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:27,399
Speaker 4: I haven't checked any of those emails. Oh man, Look,

758
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 4: let's try that.

759
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,240
Speaker 1: It's attached to something like a what'stles?

760
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 4: It's always a weird alignment too.

761
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 5: It's like a n W root beer and and and

762
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 5: and and cecils manatee fries.

763
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 4: What you know? Cecils manate fry? What are they made of?

764
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 4: I don't nobody's ever ordered them. We're just here.

765
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have had I haven't had an w in forever.

766
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 4: Bro.

767
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 2: Okay, I haven't had Long John Silvers since I was

768
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 2: like five years old. Yeah, I went out, Ahol, I

769
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 2: eat Captain D's bro I go home where I live.

770
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 6: Not anymore, man, they don't have any cappanee because Arthur

771
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 6: Treachers used to be the fried food Yo.

772
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:15,320
Speaker 5: Treasures any of the Justice League? You talking to fish?

773
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 5: What your God getting my Bruce Wayne with them little kids?

774
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 4: Joker told me.

775
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,840
Speaker 3: I had churches a couple of months ago.

776
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 1: Was it like? Was it like it used to be?

777
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:27,799
Speaker 4: Though?

778
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 3: No, it's not like when I was a kid. It was,

779
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 3: It was not. It wasn't.

780
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 2: It's called churches Texas Chicken Now, Yeah, I didn't know

781
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 2: churches was Texas.

782
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 1: Yes me.

783
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 4: I never. I didn't walked in there once. Her U

784
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:45,399
Speaker 4: g playing that's funny. You go to churches, drive through

785
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 4: it so chopped fruit. You're like, hey, man, can I

786
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 4: get a number six? Year?

787
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 1: I choose the number two from the churches?

788
00:36:56,400 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 4: Daddy hoppers want? Is Paul Wall welcome to churches?

789
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 1: Hey?

790
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 4: Let me get a three piece and some purple drink?

791
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:13,760
Speaker 1: Purple purp because you black people love your purple.

792
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 4: You want some code on the fries?

793
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:24,439
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm you're sweating, bro that man? What else?

794
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 2: Man, I'm trying to think of something that like fast

795
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 2: food while I just haven't had in.

796
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,240
Speaker 1: The Martys used to exist now hard.

797
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 2: Hard They got some Hearty see a Hearty's got a

798
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 2: great breakfast, though.

799
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:40,399
Speaker 1: They dot them. Biscuits is great. Arbis used to be good.

800
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,479
Speaker 1: Arbist beef and cheddar used to be good a long

801
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 1: time ago.

802
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 5: Any time you get that Darby's, you're like, hey, man,

803
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 5: I remember her.

804
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 3: Jeff Coffee.

805
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 2: Let me tell you if the smell of arby'st makes

806
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:58,280
Speaker 2: me sick. My brother worked at Arby's in high school.

807
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 2: Used to bring it home. Oh them them cherry turnover,

808
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 2: turnover pie.

809
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:04,839
Speaker 3: Ye yes.

810
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 2: Oh Jamochah Shanks, Jamokah Shakes and cousin them.

811
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 3: I hate curly fries.

812
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:16,360
Speaker 5: Mocha Shaks sounds like a ballplayer and one mixtape you

813
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 5: know from Harlem at six feet one Jamocha Shanks.

814
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 2: He's Amoka Shak because his parents, because he mixed and he.

815
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 3: Yeah a little bit of the Michael J. Fox and him.

816
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, he mixed and he was a fetal alcohol syndrome.

817
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 5: Baby Jamocha Shakes born in the Buick Skylark. He's got

818
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 5: some moves. He'd be playing for Goozaga if it wasn't

819
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 5: for all those associated incidents with him and Mason Cameron.

820
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 4: And Jamocha shakes six and three Harlem World.

821
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's funny as hell. Jomochash, how do we

822
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 1: get here? Jamochah Shanks Man, Jamocha Shanks as.

823
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 4: An std Hey man, it's it's I got the Jamocha shakes.

824
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 4: It's confirm when you call.

825
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 1: Hey real quick.

826
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 2: What was that place that the food place that used

827
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 2: to happen every mall with the corn dogs and a

828
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:16,920
Speaker 2: yellow cup with the lemonade.

829
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 3: Y'all remember that it's not nah, it was corn dogs.

830
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:23,720
Speaker 3: It wasn't oppressed.

831
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,359
Speaker 1: I guess it. We only had it to Florida Mall,

832
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 1: but I thought it was everywhere.

833
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 6: They huh, No, Nathan is a ripoff because it's not

834
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 6: the real Nathan. They just like buy the hot dogs

835
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 6: into seven eleven and put.

836
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 5: It Kenny Rogers Roasters are together, and I'm like, when

837
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:40,239
Speaker 5: will y'all just die?

838
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's sad. They moved in together. That's

839
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:45,840
Speaker 1: how that they needed a roommate.

840
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:47,479
Speaker 4: That's why they're split in the rent.

841
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,920
Speaker 2: We had a knockoff Arby's when I was a kid.

842
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,400
Speaker 2: And it was called Racks. I don't know if you

843
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 2: guys had that where y'all lived. It was a roasty

844
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 2: same thing as Arby's where you work Racks.

845
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 1: What doesn't Zaxby's work?

846
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 6: I love Zaxby's, but for some reason, it can't work

847
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 6: anywhere I see like one out of every fifty different

848
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 6: other places.

849
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 4: That's like my thing.

850
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 5: You put a gun to my head right now. You

851
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 5: tell me what are Burger King's hours of operations?

852
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 4: I have no clue.

853
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,360
Speaker 5: I don't know what time they open, because you know

854
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 5: McDonald's either twenty four hours or they open at like

855
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 5: five in the morning and they close it like midnight.

856
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:25,320
Speaker 4: But you're like, what time Burger King opened?

857
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, I gotta look at the lights.

858
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. It depends on what they're selling

859
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 5: at that Burger King. Did you go to Burger King too? Man?

860
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:34,319
Speaker 5: You don't see commercials for Burger King much anymore. And

861
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 5: Tago Bell, you roll up.

862
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 4: To Tago Bell and you just you roll up to

863
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 4: Taco Bell.

864
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 5: For them to tell you what you're getting. Because you

865
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 5: roll up and they're like, hey, welcome to Taco Bell.

866
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 4: You try to get it.

867
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:48,840
Speaker 5: Dorito's logos, cheat your yourn a Snickers. Yeah, yeah you

868
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 5: are fat fast he.

869
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,839
Speaker 1: Snickers chea Geroni Snickers.

870
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 3: They had a bunch of different names, like people.

871
00:40:58,520 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 1: I googled it.

872
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 2: I just looked up the yellow and it was like

873
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:05,800
Speaker 2: the deep corn Dog. Yeah, one called hot dog on

874
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 2: a stick. Yeah, but yeah, they just had like random

875
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:13,799
Speaker 2: like I know, if you can see the picture, that's it.

876
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 4: And you know when they yeah, that's when they named

877
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 4: it hot dog on a stick.

878
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 5: They were like, hey, guys, this ain't gonna be the

879
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 5: real name. We just gonna call it this from now

880
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 5: until we come up with a name.

881
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:25,799
Speaker 4: Hot dog on a stick? Sound good?

882
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, y'all like that.

883
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 4: Four hours before they signed the paper. We don't mean,

884
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 4: y'all e name. Oh I told you Cornelius is or something.

885
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 3: God damn it, Cornelius hot dog.

886
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 5: On a stick, God damn it. That was just supposed

887
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 5: to be a placeholder. But it was a long weekend. No, no,

888
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Speaker 5: I know, we all.

889
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 4: Went the rats. Who's hanging out with the Rax girls?

890
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 2: That's funny. Hey, I'm gonna give y'all a hot take.

891
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 2: And I know everybody on the West Coast gonna hate me.

892
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 2: I think in and out Burger is horrible.

893
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:55,959
Speaker 4: You a more cast. Buster's mediocre. It's In and Out Burger,

894
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 4: it's mediocre.

895
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 5: It's it's it's just like it's consistently okay, So I

896
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 5: get that part. But first of all, man like is

897
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 5: the hype around In and Out? And then they'll try

898
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 5: to tell me it's like, oh, that's like y'all got

899
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:09,280
Speaker 5: that hype around Chick fil a, And I'm.

900
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 4: Like, watch you first all?

901
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 2: Watch yeah, yeah, first off, Yeah, I eat fat Burger

902
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 2: before I eat In and Out Burger.

903
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 1: I'm with you. I think five guys this better.

904
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree, Hey, I agree with that, Jeff.

905
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 5: Five guys exist in this weird part where it's like

906
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 5: is it a fast food or are we stepping into

907
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:31,399
Speaker 5: like diner? You know, like it's a different story. But

908
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 5: five guys, you're right, Jeff, and five guys.

909
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:34,800
Speaker 4: Hot dogs fire.

910
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 6: I don't know if you guys ever you with it,

911
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 6: you get the burder, you get it. I used to

912
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 6: order people, go are you nuts? I said, yeah, put

913
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 6: bacon on top of it. Yeah, look, oh so good.

914
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 6: Don't care if you got peanut out? The best one

915
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,879
Speaker 6: in all that for you? Yeah, best burgers. I think

916
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,399
Speaker 6: it is one of the best ones we have.

917
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 4: Burger Us your homegirl. Yeah, best Burgers.

918
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going there. It's good.

919
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 5: I'm a fan of the Junior Columbia Burger. Junior Columbian Burgers.

920
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: Poppies.

921
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:06,720
Speaker 6: There's a place downtown called Poppies, which a poppy smash burger,

922
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 6: which is downtown now and it's open till like three

923
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,799
Speaker 6: in the morning, so you can like talking to it.

924
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 1: The one who Yeah, that was good. I'm not gonna

925
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 1: lie to you. That's a good birth. Go there and

926
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 1: get one.

927
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 2: But I say this before we go, But fid but

928
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 2: four to five guys burger, Jeff gotta win you a

929
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:25,480
Speaker 2: settlement because you ain't.

930
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 4: You better got kicked in the ass by the five

931
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 4: guys and.

932
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 1: They put it on the e b T. It's okay,

933
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:35,360
Speaker 1: they don't take EBT.

934
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 3: In five you go to five.

935
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:38,879
Speaker 4: Guys, you gotta go sit down with the finance guy.

936
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 5: He's like, I'm gonna I'm gonna see if I can

937
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 5: get you into this hot dog. You gotta do you

938
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 5: have a trade in? You don't have a trade in.

939
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 5: Can you get somebody on the phone to Coast one.

940
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 5: You can get Jeff on the phone to coast on

941
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,319
Speaker 5: for you. I'm gonna get you this hot dog. Jeff

942
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 5: walks in and they run his credit like, oh player,

943
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 5: what do you even? Let me take you to the back.

944
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 5: Let me show you some sip.

945
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:00,399
Speaker 4: Have you ever had a five guys exotic burger? This

946
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 4: one here? It's made of mammoth.

947
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 1: Bunkey poochie right here, right here. If you can week now,

948
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:15,319
Speaker 1: he could take the stuff to rack attack home too

949
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 1: with it.

950
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:16,000
Speaker 4: Yeah.

951
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 2: Oh, before we go, guys, real quick, where y'all gonna

952
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 2: be performing this weekend?

953
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 1: I know, Jeff, you are going to be out of town.

954
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 2: In Michigan, my friend doing comedy, mister Kim really where

955
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 2: you're gonna be? Man, I'm being atl Howe is atl shouter.

956
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:33,839
Speaker 2: It's my birthday, man, I would be celebrated by forty

957
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 2: ninth birthday in Atlanta this weekend. Going to see boys

958
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 2: de Men, Jodessy and Miss Tony Braxton. Man, So no

959
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 2: comedy for this weekend, man, forty nine, I round up

960
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:43,839
Speaker 2: man fifty years old.

961
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 3: Bro.

962
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 1: There you go, brother, Hey, happy birthday to you. Brother.

963
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 7: You know mag Any streets, Miguel, where you're gonna beat

964
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:51,720
Speaker 7: this weekend?

965
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 4: Sir.

966
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 5: I'm chilling this weekend. I'm gonna be back on the

967
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 5: road March or excuse me. April eighth, ninth, tenth, eleventh,

968
00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 5: and twelfth. April eighth, I will be in Austin, Texas.

969
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 5: Ninth and tenth, I will be in Dallas first, Fort Worth,

970
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:06,359
Speaker 5: and eleven to twelve.

971
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:07,880
Speaker 4: I will be back in Austin, Texas.

972
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I forgot Also buy your Pirates tickets. You're

973
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 6: indoor football league.

974
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, go see for the Pirates.

975
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 1: First home game is on the fourth.

976
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 6: I believe it's a sundawn Eastern, So once you get

977
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 6: out of church, head right to the game.

978
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:20,840
Speaker 1: It's at four o'clock.

979
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 2: There you go, guys, And if you can catch me

980
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 2: this Friday, one of my favorite places to play and

981
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:28,319
Speaker 2: some of the best food I've ever eaten. I will

982
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 2: be at Winter Circle in Lakeland. If you guys want

983
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 2: to come check me out, it's a free show. Then Saturday,

984
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 2: I'm still in Lakeland. I'm doing Lakeland Labs with my

985
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 2: good friend Man. Y'all come out and support. Go to

986
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:41,919
Speaker 2: my actual social media for tickets for that Saturday show.

987
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 2: Come on out, let me put some comedy in your

988
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 2: life and do me a favor. If you can, please

989
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 2: go look up theme park comedians on Instagram, TikTok and Facebook.

990
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,120
Speaker 1: Follow us people. We do funny skits.

991
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 2: About going to the theme parks and having a good time.

992
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 2: Thank you guys so much for listening to us. On

993
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:02,360
Speaker 2: behalf of Ken Mill, James Yon, myself, mister Jeff the

994
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:04,839
Speaker 2: Batman Coffee at Miguel coloone Jr. We will see y'all

995
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 2: tomorrow night. If we can tell them what to do.

996
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:10,840
Speaker 2: Take your ass to bed, hey, and follow me and

997
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 2: Miguel when we go to fun spot.

998
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:15,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, because guess what we've got our new group it's

999
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 5: called best Friends, are better than Devin and James, and

1000
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 5: we're gonna get a fund spot. And then sometimes we

1001
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:23,240
Speaker 5: just go go to a batting cage because we're not upity.

1002
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 5: We're not upty. Hey, Reedy Creek, stop making your own rules. Okay,

1003
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 5: oh god, nothing do that. Hey, Walt Disney, I know

1004
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:33,839
Speaker 5: how you felt about minorities.

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00:46:34,960 --> 00:47:02,279
Speaker 3: We out