WEBVTT - EITM: Offensive Coordinator Of The Game 8/6/26

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Kristen before before full sale, did you go to

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<v Speaker 1>Akron the zips? Do you see what they're doing? Stupidest

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<v Speaker 1>thing ever, stupidest thing ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Tachron.

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<v Speaker 3>Diane is in Ohio.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that all I know. No, no, no, no, here's

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<v Speaker 2>what you'll know.

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<v Speaker 1>So they have a they play in the MAC, right,

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<v Speaker 1>which is like that whole eric. Like they play against

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<v Speaker 1>Miami of Ohio and Ohio University. Like, there's several schools

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<v Speaker 1>in the MAC. So anyway, Akron, Akron sucks And I'm Kristin.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not the school. I don't know if the school

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<v Speaker 2>is good or not.

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<v Speaker 1>The football team, Okay, turn yourself on, turn yourself on.

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<v Speaker 2>Your football team sucks.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're not wrong about the football team.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh they're horrible. Yes, they're horrible.

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<v Speaker 4>Teams really great.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I'm not talking about their soccer team. I'm reading.

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<v Speaker 1>Akron football has been one of the worst programs in

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<v Speaker 1>football for the last couple decades. They haven't are you ready.

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<v Speaker 1>They haven't finished the year with a winning record since

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<v Speaker 1>twenty fifteen, and have had more seasons with one or

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<v Speaker 1>fewer wins than seasons with a winning.

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<v Speaker 2>Record over the last twenty years. They're horrible.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they really are. They are everybody's homecoming game. No,

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<v Speaker 1>in the MAC, you're everybody's homecoming game. Now that being said,

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<v Speaker 1>they do talk about how their facilities I've never been there,

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<v Speaker 1>but they say their facilities are very nice. That who's

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<v Speaker 1>their coach? Who is their coach? Joe moorehead? That good coach,

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<v Speaker 1>Like there's nothing wrong with him.

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<v Speaker 3>How long has he been in place?

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<v Speaker 2>Has he been there for a while?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, people say good things about him. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>how long he's been there.

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<v Speaker 3>Started in December twenty twenty one, all right, So I

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<v Speaker 3>mean he's been there for a while. Why can't he's

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<v Speaker 3>turn it around?

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<v Speaker 1>And they even talk about how Ohio, the state of

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<v Speaker 1>Ohio is a hot bed for football. He should be

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<v Speaker 1>able to recruit some halfway decent players. Now, Listen, all

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<v Speaker 1>the studs in Ohio are not going to go to Akron, Right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's okay, But there should be when you're competing against

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<v Speaker 1>Ohio Miami, Like, you're not going to get the kid

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<v Speaker 1>that should be going to Ohio State. But that's okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Are all the kids you've said that your son was

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<v Speaker 3>not a fan of this or is not a fan

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<v Speaker 3>of this at Miami, Ohio. Right, Are all the kids

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<v Speaker 3>at Acron just Ohio State fans?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean we are a lot of the so

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<v Speaker 4>the football tream.

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<v Speaker 5>They were building the new stadium my freshman year and

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<v Speaker 5>they move all of the freshman football players into my dorm.

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<v Speaker 5>So they were told they need to go around and

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<v Speaker 5>introduce themselves to everybody who already lived there. Right, And

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not even kidding you. There was not one player

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<v Speaker 5>from Ohio. So when they walked in and they saw

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<v Speaker 5>all of my walls just plastered with OSU, they came

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<v Speaker 5>in and threw it out the window. I took my

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<v Speaker 5>slippers and I'm like, what, I just met you And they're

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<v Speaker 5>from Jersey.

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<v Speaker 4>They were from Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's okay from there. Yeah, they're allowed to be

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<v Speaker 1>from there and still want to go. They actually like

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<v Speaker 1>Acrid more than you do.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, And they even said they're like, if you attend

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<v Speaker 5>school here, you need to be rooting for your teams exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it does. It drives my kid nuts.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never heard that part. The kids in Miami have

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<v Speaker 3>their rooms, no.

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<v Speaker 1>But you'll see flags and stuff or like if they

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<v Speaker 1>go to beat the clock, you'll see like Ohio State

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<v Speaker 1>jerseys and stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>Like that, but you never have Kent stuff. That's our

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<v Speaker 5>biggest rival. Can't read right, Kent State.

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<v Speaker 3>Finally something else to know about that university.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, are you ready for what Akron's doing? So

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<v Speaker 1>they're trying to so. Also, the other thing they don't

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<v Speaker 1>have is money, right, Like they don't have a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of nil money like they don't have they don't have

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<v Speaker 1>the millions.

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<v Speaker 2>And millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars

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<v Speaker 2>that other schools have.

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<v Speaker 1>Fine, but man, they're doing something stupid that I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe they're doing. So they open the season this year

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<v Speaker 1>against Robert Morris.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's their home opener.

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<v Speaker 1>Akron Is decided to let one season ticket holder called

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<v Speaker 1>the opening drive of their home opener against Robert Morris.

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<v Speaker 2>So whoever wins, you have to be a season ticket holder.

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<v Speaker 1>So they're trying to encourage people to buy season tickets,

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<v Speaker 1>and out of everybody who's a season ticket holder, there

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<v Speaker 1>will be a winner. That winner gets to script the

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<v Speaker 1>opening drive of a legit regular season football game. So

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<v Speaker 1>not just one play the opening drive, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>and not.

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<v Speaker 4>A preseason game.

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<v Speaker 1>Holy Moly the home opener against Robert Morris. Who again,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you think Robert Morris is so bad that anybody

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<v Speaker 1>can call the opening drive.

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<v Speaker 2>Your school hasn't won anything in forever.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'll tell you what, if I were Joe moorehead,

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<v Speaker 1>my head would be exploded.

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<v Speaker 4>Did he come up with this idea?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Who came up with it?

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<v Speaker 2>You really think he came up with Hey, you know

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<v Speaker 2>it would be good? No, I don't know who. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know who it was people with No.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, here's the other thing that they weren't anticipating. People

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<v Speaker 1>with no connection to the university are buying up season

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<v Speaker 1>tickets to get a chance to actually call plays for

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<v Speaker 1>a real Division one college football program.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't like that. What if a freaking Kent player comes.

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<v Speaker 2>Down, Well, it doesn't matter. Can't read, you can't write

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<v Speaker 2>Kent State. No.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I thought the same thing, except I thought, what

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<v Speaker 1>if it's a Robert Morris guy who's like, opening play,

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<v Speaker 1>here's what we're gonna do. Yeah, snap the ball and

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<v Speaker 1>drop it and then just turn it over.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not a play.

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<v Speaker 1>The it is we call it the we call it

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<v Speaker 1>the banana Hans forty three.

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<v Speaker 2>Why would you do this. This is horrible.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like that's embarrassing missing something.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you tell me it's a preseason game. Fine, and

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<v Speaker 1>tell me it's like the first play of the preseason game.

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<v Speaker 3>Fine, even preseason. I would you so obviously in the

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<v Speaker 3>past you've auctioned off the opportunity to determine the starting

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<v Speaker 3>lineup for the Capitals.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, for a preseason game.

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<v Speaker 3>If you were afforded the opportunity to do something after

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<v Speaker 3>puck drop, would you say that? May there may be

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<v Speaker 3>some blowback for that, even if it was preseason.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that I'd actually be Okay, it's preseason, and listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I also know that it's preseason.

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<v Speaker 2>Here.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's also the other difference is it's hockey. And I

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<v Speaker 1>don't mean that in terms of pop u larity. I

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<v Speaker 1>just mean that in terms of I can get if

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<v Speaker 1>I if I put somebody on the ice or set

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<v Speaker 1>up something on the ice.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>When when when the winner has chosen the starting lineup,

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<v Speaker 1>I can get that guy off the ice like that,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you can you can make that change quick?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, now you're speaking as coaching staffs.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you can. You can make that change quick. And

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<v Speaker 1>there have been times where like, there have been times

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<v Speaker 1>when when the winner has selected the starting the starting

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<v Speaker 1>lineup for the Caps game, and I remember.

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<v Speaker 2>And listen, beat reporters or reporters.

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<v Speaker 1>From out of town. They don't know what's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>They just know that they're playing the Caps for a night.

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<v Speaker 1>There'd be stories that would show up. I can't remember

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<v Speaker 1>where it was, but let's just pretend it was against Columbus.

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<v Speaker 2>Their beat reporters are like, well, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Caps really threw out an interesting lineup to start the

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<v Speaker 1>game because they don't know what's going on.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>If the Caps said you can do this for a

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<v Speaker 1>regular season game, I would question, like Ted's got a

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<v Speaker 1>drug problem, like somebody, like something's gone wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>But if they gave you that access to do it,

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<v Speaker 3>would you say no for fear of backlash.

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<v Speaker 2>During a regular season game?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yeah, you wouldn't want to be associated with him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah. I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why coach is in on this. Coach okay this.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like they've hit rock bottom and they've like, no.

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<v Speaker 2>It's true, it's true.

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<v Speaker 1>I or I mean, listen, and coach also works for

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<v Speaker 1>somebody else. They could have just said, listen, this is

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<v Speaker 1>what you're doing. Yeah, or you can leave. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>care what your thoughts are.

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<v Speaker 2>You're out now. I don't know. Maybe he was.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe maybe he's ultimately had to just put his tail

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<v Speaker 1>between his legs and go, okay, I'm in.

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<v Speaker 3>Kevin said, I thought you guys meant call the first

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<v Speaker 3>drive like the radio play by play.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm I'm calling the plays that are going to

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<v Speaker 1>be run.

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<v Speaker 3>Because didn't It's happened before in baseball, But didn't the

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<v Speaker 3>Phillies just have their winner up for an inning?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly did you.

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<v Speaker 3>Hear that audio, Diane, No, let me see here. I

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<v Speaker 3>know I think it was in your This is a contest, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>the Cubs have done in the past.

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<v Speaker 1>You just the optional teams get to do it where

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, yeah, it's an auction, we're raffle in some cases,

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<v Speaker 1>and they get to go into the play by play booth.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, this just I guess, starts at the begin

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<v Speaker 3>of the inning.

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<v Speaker 6>We are headed to the third inning, Phillies on top

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<v Speaker 6>two to one, and we're pleased to welcome Lewis call.

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<v Speaker 2>But from Medford Lakes, New Jersey.

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<v Speaker 3>He is our Phillies Fantastic Auction winner.

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<v Speaker 6>He outbid the competition to spend an inning and do

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<v Speaker 6>some play by play in the booth and lewis welcome,

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<v Speaker 6>glad to have you here. Thank you, Scott. It's a

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<v Speaker 6>thrilled to be here. It's a life flowing dream to me.

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<v Speaker 6>Sound like it's cast booth. So here we go, Peter.

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<v Speaker 6>But the first pitch to our tane that's in there

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<v Speaker 6>for strike went, he's good too. At the bottom of

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<v Speaker 6>the second to take by the way.

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<v Speaker 3>I expected, Yeah, you expected a moron. He sounds awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>He sounds like he's been doing this whole lesson.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he said.

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<v Speaker 1>He sounds like he's a generation older. Yes, like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's a generation older. But that was good. I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>believe it when I listened this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>That was good.

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<v Speaker 1>If Locker said come into the box and take Joby's

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<v Speaker 1>place for two minutes, Nope, you couldn't do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Couldn't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, he's got the puck, and he's got the puck.

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<v Speaker 2>And now and now back to you and now he's

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<v Speaker 2>got the puck.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. So people are very confused. A lot of people

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<v Speaker 3>think this opportunity that Ackron's doing isn't is no different

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<v Speaker 3>than what you saw with the Phillies this week.

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<v Speaker 2>No, let me be very clear. Let me be very clear.

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<v Speaker 1>They are when I say calling the plays, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>mean calling play by play. They are saying, okay, team,

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<v Speaker 1>you may as well go down on the field and

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<v Speaker 1>say we're going to play. We're going to do a

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<v Speaker 1>handoff to the running back and he's gonna run right,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're gonna go for this, and now it's second out.

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<v Speaker 1>The good news is he's only gonna have to call

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<v Speaker 1>three plays in a punt and that'll be it.

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<v Speaker 2>But it is a real game. It matters. It is

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<v Speaker 2>a real game.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Their graphic says offensive coordinator of the game. One

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<v Speaker 3>lucky fan will be able to script the opening drive

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<v Speaker 3>in our home opener, that is from the zips FB

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<v Speaker 3>you Akron page on answergram.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you the other part of this that

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like? And I'm being serious that I don't like.

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<v Speaker 1>Did Akron not think of the gambling implications?

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<v Speaker 3>Probably not explain what you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>So, for example, you can go you could go online. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna use the Commanders as the example. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>you could go online and you could. You can bet

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<v Speaker 1>on Jaden Daniels first pass of the game. Doesn't matter

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<v Speaker 1>when it's going to be going to the left side

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<v Speaker 1>or the right side.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't care if mclaurin's on.

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<v Speaker 1>One side and Diggs is on the other, it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>It's you can bet on what side of the field

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to get thrown to. You can bet which

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<v Speaker 1>way a running back is going to run. If I'm

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<v Speaker 1>this guy who's calling the plays, and listen, the athletes

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<v Speaker 1>know that. Like all these guys in college, they know

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<v Speaker 1>that they know that there are It's not like everybody

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<v Speaker 1>else knows what what sports betting is and the athletes

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<v Speaker 1>are like, unfortunately some of them are are involved in

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<v Speaker 1>are doing it. But the athletes know there are people

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<v Speaker 1>out there that are literally sitting on the edge of

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<v Speaker 1>their seat. And it's not just for Ohio State and

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<v Speaker 1>Oregon and LSU and Tennessee and massive football programs.

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<v Speaker 2>It's for the Akrons of the world. By the way,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know who the starting quarter who are they playing?

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<v Speaker 2>Robert Morris, you can bet on what he's doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this guy could easily go to all of his

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<v Speaker 1>friends and go here are the first three plays of

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<v Speaker 1>the game. Now, somebody may go, I haven't seen money

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<v Speaker 1>like this bet On Akron in forever. He's not breaking

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<v Speaker 1>any laws, he's not breaking any he's not violating any rules.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a weird. That's a weird piece to me.

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<v Speaker 3>But is that where there's going to be some tiny

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<v Speaker 3>fun that explains all of those issues?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't. It's one thing to look at a graphic

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<v Speaker 3>on social media right when you actually sign up via

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<v Speaker 3>the season tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you can't tell your friends?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you receive more information?

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<v Speaker 2>I would hope, so, I would hope, So.

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<v Speaker 3>Go zips.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you could go tell your friends bet a

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<v Speaker 1>billion dollars. The first play of the game, he's going

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<v Speaker 1>to throw it to the right.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you know that stuff does get flagged.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh of course, yeah, no, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm being facetious, but I can guarantee you

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<v Speaker 1>first pass of the game is going to go and write.

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<v Speaker 2>And listen.

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<v Speaker 1>At these schools, a lot of their opening drives or

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<v Speaker 1>twenty plays or thirty plays are all scripted out anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's not like that doesn't go on already.

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<v Speaker 2>But they all know the rules.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not worried about the acron quarterback telling anybody but

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<v Speaker 1>the what are they calling him?

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<v Speaker 2>The offensive coordinator?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't work for the NC doule a go to hell,

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<v Speaker 1>hell do it yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>Bo Wright's o s calling the actual football players. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>WT of a real game.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, if you told me it was preseason, I'd be like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a real game with real implications.

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<v Speaker 3>From Jeff pick six on three. Christen, did you attend

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<v Speaker 3>their games?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they're fine?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh good? Oh wait, the Achroan games are fun.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah they lost all the time, but they're fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, so you had a good time. Yeah, good, good

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<v Speaker 2>for you.

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<v Speaker 4>And the new stadium was absolutely beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they do say it's got a very nice facility.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just they never they've never had they've never had

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<v Speaker 1>to worry about.

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<v Speaker 2>The goalpost coming down.

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<v Speaker 3>Plenty of people are shocked to learn she went there.

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<v Speaker 3>They thought she went to iow State, got to represent

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<v Speaker 3>I can't believe they threw out your decorations.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, they don't buy them. By the way, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't blame them.

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<v Speaker 4>Through it out.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't blame them.

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<v Speaker 4>They were serious. They said, if you want your stuff

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<v Speaker 4>and go get your own trash.

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<v Speaker 3>But what did they do it with the like their

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<v Speaker 3>jersey accent?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Were they trying to be playful about it?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>No, they were dead serious.

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<v Speaker 2>I was if I were them, i'd be pissed.

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<v Speaker 3>Too, And now Christian, she should be pissed, not at all.

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<v Speaker 1>After slippers, I'm busting my ass out here for for

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<v Speaker 1>hours school. You're walking to my dorm room to introduce

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<v Speaker 1>yourself and then you throw my crap outside.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>The first thing they acrid when the door opened was

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<v Speaker 5>a big OSU banner.

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<v Speaker 4>And they're like, oh, hell no, and then just like

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<v Speaker 4>and they're massive.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, yeah, they're huge football players.

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<v Speaker 4>Of course, super nice guys other than that throwing myself.

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<v Speaker 2>So well, see, I wonder if it gets pulled.

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<v Speaker 3>When is the game.

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<v Speaker 2>It's got to be a couple of weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you don't have an actual date yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I didn't look.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't look at what the Oh yeah, so it's

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of weeks away.

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<v Speaker 3>And did you say that they choose the winner on

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<v Speaker 3>the nineteenth of August. Oh, I don't know when the

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<v Speaker 3>winner is chosen the week before they are at wake Forest.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, let's see call Calshi.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, you're better off letting them call the

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<v Speaker 1>opening drive against wake Forest.

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<v Speaker 2>You have no chance there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but how much is that gonna getting paid for

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<v Speaker 3>that game?

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<v Speaker 1>A lot that, you know what, You're right, that's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot more than my my auction went for. Yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>hope it's the I hope the Robert Morris coach is

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<v Speaker 1>the winner of the UH auction.

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<v Speaker 2>That would be that.

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<v Speaker 1>That would make me so happy. All right, Kristen, what

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<v Speaker 1>is our cheer about Kent State?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait?

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on, hold on, I have to first make sure

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<v Speaker 3>was it Colleen who's listening? Who chanted along with her

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<v Speaker 3>the first time she did it?

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<v Speaker 6>Bah?

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<v Speaker 3>The whole state hates KM.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, but it's Akron's biggest rival, right And what is

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<v Speaker 4>it again? Can't read? Can't write? Kent State