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Speaker 1: Yeah, he likes stuff like this. We'll slow, yeah, we'll

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Speaker 3: And here he ses, myr dumbs work.

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Speaker 1: Let me let me let me know when you're right.

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Speaker 1: So a woman is accused of theft after she held

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Speaker 1: part of a security deposit from a roommate that she

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Speaker 1: was kicking out when the roommate moved in. The deposit

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Speaker 1: was three hundred and twenty five dollars, and when he

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 1: The landlord's charges included a cleaning fee, shared expense is

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Speaker 1: and the cost of some missing candy. Okay, the roommate

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Speaker 1: but Number one felt that charging him over it was

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Speaker 1: petty and number two that withholding the deposit was against

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Speaker 4: Over one hundred and.

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Speaker 1: Twenty five dollars? I wish how would you rule in

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Speaker 5: I think it's blame and petty, but I think the

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Speaker 4: I think they can deduct right for stuff that they

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Speaker 6: Saying hey, X, y Z and yeah, have you ever

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Every time, really every single time.

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Speaker 4: That's insane, rare.

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Speaker 2: I mean I I do a deep cleaning. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: I'll have the I'll have the carpets cleaned.

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Speaker 4: I do five hundred.

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Speaker 5: Dollars to have our last house deep clean, and they

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Speaker 1: I would probably fight that. I would have taken over

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Speaker 2: And you were there for how many years? Six and

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Speaker 6: The last one I got fifty dollars deducted because that

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Speaker 1: Well that'll do it, all right, So, uh, Gina grad.

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Speaker 4: I think the the plaintiff is right even though they're lame.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Greg Gore, Yeah, I think with holding one hundred

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Speaker 1: So the court heard the case and decided that the

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Speaker 1: I rented rather than get a place where I would

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Speaker 6: I always had the best time with roommates. We only

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Speaker 1: Oh, I would equivalent, you got burned hard, gread.

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Speaker 2: Let's vandalize the place.

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Speaker 3: This person is not good, has a better he has

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Speaker 1: Sea Bass because people were like, well, it didn't seem crazy. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: went to Brazil into Ayahuasca nice. So you had to

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Speaker 3: So Sea Bass in your roommate situation, he said, you

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Speaker 1: I possessed because you rented it and just held out there.

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Speaker 3: I was under twenty five, so I was too young

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Speaker 3: And I was working like a nice corporate office too.

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Speaker 3: Who's this weirdo living in the garage? Those were all

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Speaker 2: A Woody show.

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Speaker 1: There was a something that started at all number of

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Speaker 1: years ago with a woman. It was after Christmas and

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Speaker 1: she attempted to bring back the live Christmas tree that

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Speaker 1: after New Year's it was well after New Year after Chris. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Who doesn't just kick her out?

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Speaker 2: I know? I hate that. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And the other place that was always notorious for their

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Speaker 2: Go figure out the Nordstrom famously as well. People would

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Speaker 7: Yeah, like tires Costco too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Costco. And so a number of years ago we

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Speaker 1: they want a refund. So one was speaking of Costco

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Speaker 1: That's right, one one pepperoni slice, and then brought it

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Speaker 4: Tom couldn't handle it.

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Speaker 1: And brought it, brought it back up and brought it

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Speaker 1: And then we try to take a guess if they'll

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Speaker 1: if they'll take it back or not. And so we

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Speaker 1: And then uh, we were talking about you know, people

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Speaker 1: putting holes and watermelons, pumpkins and pumpkins and you know whatever.

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Speaker 1: And so we said, hey, what if we cut a

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Speaker 1: case of watermelon, would they take it back at the store.

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Speaker 1: Was this a grocery store? Where did you go? Grocery store?

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Speaker 7: Grocery store?

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Speaker 1: All right, And so we were gonna have sea bass

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Speaker 3: Guy acting out on his perversions. Because we're this is

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Speaker 3: we put a layer of separation from it and say,

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Speaker 3: well let's have a lady do it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So Morgan went to the grocery store with the with

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Speaker 1: the watermelon. It's got the hole in it.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I just sent you guys a picture. It's got

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Speaker 1: Looks like a Gina's husband with the town got it.

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Speaker 1: Sure does. Take a look.

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Speaker 8: Sorry, I wanted I want to do. But also, this

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Speaker 8: was a small watermelon. I didn't get one of the

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 1: So she goes back in. Will they take it back?

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Speaker 7: So I have a question. I actually have a return.

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Speaker 7: Can I do that with you? Yeah?

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Speaker 9: Okay, So I want to return this produce.

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Speaker 8: Here's the receipt you when you pull it up, it's

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Speaker 8: a it's a small watermelon, right. Yeah.

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Speaker 9: So my husband and I we saw this funny like

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Speaker 9: article on Cosmo.

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Speaker 7: Like if you puts his you know, piece in.

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Speaker 9: There, then it like feels really good, right, and then

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Speaker 9: if I drink it, it's really healthy.

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Speaker 7: But my husband is so big that I need to

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Speaker 7: get a bigger watermelon. This one's too small.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 7: My name is Gina.

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Speaker 9: By the way, it's.

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Speaker 7: Just because my husband is just so big.

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Speaker 2: Take a moment.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna take a moment. Wow, you're looking at what

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Speaker 1: you were handing. Her was at least in a bag.

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Speaker 1: Read it.

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Speaker 7: There was some other lady, so she was waiting for

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Speaker 3: Just a moment type of okay for the listeners, this

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Speaker 1: But again, the whole is the size of two fists.

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Speaker 1: Well, her husband is very big.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's abstantial.

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Speaker 7: The way, it's just because my husband is just so big.

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Speaker 7: Take a moment, Norris, it's a great article. Have you

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Speaker 7: do you read Cosmo? I don't know, no, yeh.

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Speaker 9: It's supposed to be super healthy for you, like if

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Speaker 9: you drink it after he puts it in, it's like

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Speaker 7: That's what I heard.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that sounds convinced.

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Speaker 7: I don't know what to say.

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Speaker 1: So the person comes over and that's the person you're okay.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, which I assume is the manager.

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, So the question is, well, will they

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, So will will they take back this raped

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Speaker 1: with you, Gina?

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Speaker 4: There's no way. I mean, it's it's decimated.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, when you see the picture, it's it's there's I mean,

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Speaker 5: I drink it, guts out of it, right, Yeah, there's

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Speaker 5: no way.

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Speaker 1: Okay, no, Greg.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're gonna take it back for sure.

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Speaker 7: I think they're gonna take it back.

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Speaker 8: There might be a warning like we'll do it this time,

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Speaker 3: I think this is a let's get her out of

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I kind of feel that same way, like, do

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Speaker 1: they want to take it back? No, But at the

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Speaker 1: not that you were being hostile.

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Speaker 7: No, we were having a great conversation.

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Speaker 2: And educational.

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna I'm gonna say that, yes, they will

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Speaker 6: Okay, your card right here.

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Speaker 1: For me to my card here?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Cosmo magazine.

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Speaker 1: It's so honorable.

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Speaker 7: But it's great, especially if you have a.

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Speaker 9: Boyfriend and that's the receipt for the return. All right, great,

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Speaker 9: and then I'll just have to get a bigger one.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it's right that way.

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Speaker 5: Oh, this is a huge public service because I think

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Speaker 5: Greg's in the same boat. But like, I won't take

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Speaker 4: Now I have nothing to be like, if it's moldy,

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Speaker 8: It back now I will, yeah, I mean it's embarrassing

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he'll take anything.

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Speaker 6: If you want to see the whole it's on our

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Speaker 3: Subscription to Cosmo seventy five dollars a year.

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Speaker 7: You get a hat and you get a little tips

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Speaker 8: But I will say, you guys are right. I think

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Speaker 8: I got the vibe of like, let's get her out

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Speaker 7: And of course it was I went to the girls something.

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Speaker 8: Obsessed with them and yeah, I mean, who knows it

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Speaker 8: could be good for your gout biome. Yeah, someone try

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Speaker 8: it at home and then text I let you know.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh, or don't trot it at home because you

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah's kidding, Yeah that's Morgan.

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Speaker 1: It's more ambient funny guys. Yeah, yeah, she was just kidding.

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Speaker 1: That was for entertainment purposes only, right, exactly. That's a

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Speaker 2: Really ever, since we.

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Speaker 1: Had Morgan's will they take it back? Here's another good

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Speaker 1: one from when Sea Bass has done it? Will they

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Speaker 1: take it back? This is from Let's See twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 1: This was after Thanksgiving and Sea Bass went to try

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Speaker 1: to return this card. The Mother's Day one is still

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Speaker 3: I was filling out my Thanksgiving cards and I started

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Speaker 3: I could exchange. It's wrote in it, Yes, so's I

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Speaker 2: Mom, And obviously I don't want.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, how large do you return stuff at a store?

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Speaker 3: Dude?

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Speaker 1: I bought a little mini fridge that ended up being

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Speaker 6: I never returned stuff with stores. But you know, the

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Speaker 1: I always intend I intend to.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's your wife's full time job is picking up

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, you spend too much atturning any of my stuff. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's why I bought the robot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, one of those.

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Speaker 6: It's called the Yeah, it's made by one X Technologies,

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Speaker 6: the Neo Robot.

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Speaker 1: It's arriving sometime in twenty twenty six and it's going

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Speaker 6: Yes, I'm very excited about that. But like, she's not

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Speaker 1: Returning stuff, all right. The card, the Thanksgiving card, the

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Speaker 9: be able to like resell it.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I hear what you're saying like how I can

448
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Speaker 3: reward it or scratch it out, you know, like what

449
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Speaker 3: mom word rhymes with queafing?

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Speaker 1: You don't want to purchase another one?

451
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Speaker 3: I might have to do that, I guess, but I

452
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Speaker 3: was just trying to I didn't want to be wasteful.

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Speaker 3: You know, I'll keep thinking about it. I may come back,

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Speaker 3: thanks very much.

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Speaker 1: They did not take it back again. Yeah, Sea Mass

456
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Speaker 1: just put up another sign.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I've got a new sign that's going up so again.

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Speaker 3: Our security people here signs lovely people. One of their

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Speaker 3: one of their jobs as security is to restock paper towels.

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Speaker 1: Shows how much security workers does here? Who does it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the security people do.

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Speaker 1: They do They stock the snacks and everything. They got

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Speaker 1: nothing else going. I thought that was the office manager

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Speaker 1: guy too, he orders it.

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Speaker 3: So what they do, though, Greg, and I'm sure you've

467
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Speaker 3: noticed this is so they you know, this includes paper towels,

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Speaker 3: And we have little paper towel holders besides each sink,

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Speaker 3: and those are lovely. What they do though, is they'll

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Speaker 3: bring an extra roll of paper towels still wrapped in plastic.

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Speaker 3: And uh, if the paper towel roll is full on

472
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Speaker 3: the sink, they'll just take that plastic covered paper towel roll,

473
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Speaker 3: just set it.

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Speaker 1: Down on the counter. What we have limitless cabinets.

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Speaker 2: They're all empty.

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Speaker 3: What do you is that?

477
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Speaker 1: Just not clutter?

478
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Speaker 3: An eye sword?

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Speaker 2: It is the other issue I have with the paper towels.

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Speaker 2: They'll be a paper towel holder and it's nothing but

481
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Speaker 2: the cardboard because it ran out. So I think to myself, oh,

482
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Speaker 2: there must not be more. No, there's more in the cupboard,

483
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Speaker 2: but you use the last one and then you just walk.

484
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Speaker 2: Well that's it is. And because everybody who works here

485
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Speaker 2: turns into an animal when they walk through the door.

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Speaker 3: So my sign says extra paper towels go in the

487
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Speaker 3: cabin it's not in the counter with little up arrow

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Speaker 3: and down. Well, you know what, because if I told

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Speaker 3: it to them, I don't think they don't they get it.

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Speaker 1: And I'm also not the they wouldn't get it.

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Speaker 4: I think one of them would get it.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's not to get Yeah, they don't seem like it,

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Speaker 3: no offense, they don't seem like highly like I'm not

494
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Speaker 3: the right person to tell it to them.

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Speaker 1: I'm not there, I'm not their boss.

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Speaker 3: You're too smart for them right already too high level conversation.

497
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Speaker 3: I've already broken them of one bad habit where boy,

498
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Speaker 3: we have again limitless counters where they would take the

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Speaker 3: plastic utensils, knife, forks, et cetera. And they would put

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Speaker 3: those in coffee cups and stack those in the counter

501
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Speaker 3: as opposed to in the drawers where they belong.

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Speaker 1: So I look at them, I don't care about any

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Speaker 1: of this.

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Speaker 6: The thing that I don't understand, I thought this was

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Speaker 6: the this sign was gonna be for the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: That's what I thought too. I thought it was for

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Speaker 1: because people will grab paper towels to dry their hands,

508
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Speaker 1: and there's a big garbage can right there. Somehow they

509
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Speaker 1: can't get the paper towel into the garbage can and

510
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Speaker 1: it ends up on the floor. They they see, they

511
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Speaker 1: see that it hits the floor, and they good enough

512
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Speaker 1: and they keep they just keep walking out. The other

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Speaker 1: thing they'll do is there's another paper towel dispenser on

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Speaker 1: the counter between the two sinks. They'll take however many

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Speaker 1: they need, it be a couple extra that sit on

516
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Speaker 1: the counter because they came out from the dispenser and

517
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Speaker 1: they just sit on the counter to then just get

518
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Speaker 1: wet by everybody splashes just soaked, and they just leave them.

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Speaker 1: I thought that's what your sign was. That's another paper

520
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Speaker 1: towels go in this trash can.

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Speaker 5: But I think we can all agree that, Like women

522
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Speaker 5: are very messy. My side of the bathroom is insane,

523
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Speaker 5: but we're not dirty, Like we're not leaving trash next

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Speaker 5: to trash can and peeing on the wall.

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Speaker 7: We have clutter exactly because that's you guys.

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Speaker 4: What you're talking about is a biohazard issue.

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Speaker 2: Yes, And would he I agree with Sea Bass. You

528
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Speaker 2: of all people, you're like, oh, they're putting utensils in

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Speaker 2: a cup. I don't care about that.

530
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Speaker 1: An organized place, I don't necessarily care about that. If

531
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Speaker 1: a handful of plastic forks and he's put them on

532
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Speaker 1: the counter all loose, like the way the Sea Bass

533
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Speaker 1: keeps his his utensils at his apartment to like in

534
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Speaker 1: a drawer, would just throw them in they're all loose, you,

535
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Speaker 1: I would throw plastic utensils loose in, just all loose, right,

536
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Speaker 1: Like I wouldn't want to deal with that. But like,

537
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Speaker 1: if they're in a cup on the counter, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Drawers design for this, drawers with utensil.

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Speaker 3: Holder the counter with paper towels, and that that part

540
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Speaker 3: of paper towels sitting on the counter, like if they're loose, yes, okay,

541
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Speaker 3: I don't like that, But they're loose forks on the counter,

542
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 3: yeah okay, But they're in the cup.

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Speaker 1: They're organized. It's like how you keep pens in a

544
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Speaker 1: cup on your desk, or like if depends are just

545
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Speaker 1: all over the place on your desk, that's different. That's clutter.

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Speaker 5: But what if the cup is sitting next to the

547
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Speaker 5: pen drawer where the the counter.

548
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Speaker 3: Spaces were working on, not for the other places. This

549
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Speaker 3: is more of the fault of the office worker, not

550
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Speaker 3: the people that are stalking it, because they're trying to

551
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Speaker 3: the people stalking it are just trying to say, hey,

552
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Speaker 3: there are more paper towels available if you run out.

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Speaker 1: And you know where.

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Speaker 3: If I had a question, I would say, oh, look

555
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Speaker 3: at this cabinet right in front of my face.

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Speaker 1: I wonder if that's used for storage. I wonder if

557
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Speaker 1: they're storing.

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Speaker 3: Things in there.

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Speaker 1: I think they're trying to help, but I think, for example,

560
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Speaker 1: these are all first world problems.

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Speaker 2: I don't get triggered enough to create a sign you're triggered.

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Speaker 2: It's not being triggered. It's being normal, Yes, it's being courteous. Yes,

563
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Speaker 2: it's being a functioning adult. Like would I prefer it

564
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Speaker 2: that way? Sure?

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Speaker 1: Like does it bother me that they're in the cup

566
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Speaker 1: as opposed to the drawer? No it should, But I

567
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Speaker 1: create a stop down my day to create a sign.

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Speaker 2: You're being hyper.

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Speaker 1: This is a guy who throws here my argument here,

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Speaker 1: This is a guy who claims that if he gets change,

571
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Speaker 1: he throws it on the ground because it saves him time,

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Speaker 1: and his time is so precious that the act of

573
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Speaker 1: taking change from a cashier and placing it in his

574
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Speaker 1: pocket is a quote waste of time and doing other things.

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Speaker 1: He sat and created a sign priority. No, it's not

576
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Speaker 1: that it took it. That's not the point to him.

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Speaker 1: Putting from your hand to your pocket change is a waste.

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Speaker 6: Of okay, So but I think he would argue that

579
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Speaker 6: that time save gives him more time to make sign.

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Speaker 3: This sign saves me what has now been hundreds of

581
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Speaker 3: times of taking the paper, the extra paper tower roll

582
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Speaker 3: and putting it up in the.

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Speaker 1: Like you know what a great country? You know, like

584
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Speaker 1: what a get.

585
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Speaker 3: To a great country like Japan?

586
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Speaker 2: Because they left unless you're talking about curing cancer. Everything

587
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Speaker 2: we do is a quote waste of time. Yes, because

588
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Speaker 2: you could always say, like, don't you have anything better

589
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:00,400
Speaker 2: to Greig?

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Speaker 1: Why'd you buy that hat? You could have donated. That's

591
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 1: just the money to the.

592
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Speaker 2: Kids, right, I mean it's like, what, what do we

593
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 2: care about it anymore? Nothing? Apparently. Yeah, we need to

594
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 2: have a come to Jesus meeting with everybody that works

595
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Speaker 2: in this building, because everybody's a pig.

596
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Speaker 1: Well that's every that's every office I've ever been at.

597
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Speaker 1: I know it's not it's not exclusive.

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Speaker 3: Can it can be stopped if you step, put your

599
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:22,359
Speaker 3: foot down. Let me put cameras in the bathrooms people more.

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Speaker 1: When the show is coming up there, what do you show?

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Speaker 1: We'll be right back