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Speaker 1: Hear me Cox all the time?

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Speaker 3: To all cockshow kicks, ash.

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Speaker 3: It's going to be a crazy let's take it coffee

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Speaker 1: Okay, what three kicks?

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Speaker 2: Tick it?

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Speaker 3: Come dam put you one time ticket?

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Speaker 2: What Allen con.

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Speaker 5: Here we go, He'll add, he'll be trying.

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Speaker 5: Double you m ms.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how this showed up in my scene,

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Speaker 1: but I'm so happy it did. I think it's only

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Speaker 1: a year old. I don't think it's older than that

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Speaker 1: the Sprite Challenge, remember the Sprite Challenge from Wales. I

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Speaker 1: don't try to chug this bottle of spright. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't think it's that old.

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Speaker 7: I think the Spry Challenge was like last summer maybe,

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Speaker 7: but the two Australian Girls in the Car In the Car,

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Speaker 7: I think it's the best known one and I just

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Speaker 7: love it so much. You know, there's there's videos that

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Speaker 7: everybody has locked in their memory, some of them. Obviously

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Speaker 7: you are older than others, so for some people who

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Speaker 7: can go back to the earliest days of YouTube, but

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Speaker 7: they'll think of a video that like, it's instructive in

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Speaker 7: if you're having a bad day, you just go, I

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Speaker 7: need something to instantly cheer me up. And I don't

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Speaker 7: I don't know if somebody sent it to me.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why. I should have been my feet.

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Speaker 7: But the two girls, the Australian Girls in the car

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Speaker 7: who fail at the Sprite challenge, I'm gonna show this

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Speaker 7: to you if you're watching the live stream, because I

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Speaker 7: just love it so much. And the sprit challenge last

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Speaker 7: summer was you had to drink a whole bottle of

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Speaker 7: Sprite regular one without burping, without expelling any and so

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Speaker 7: I guess the challenge was it would you hurt your chest,

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Speaker 7: hurt your stomach?

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Speaker 1: It's very very sweet carbonation, carbonation.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and then the other girl just spits her spread

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Speaker 7: out all over the place and she it's the eyebrows, though,

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Speaker 7: I'm the girl in the green shirt, very very profound.

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Speaker 1: Very dramatic eyebrows.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, tries to hold it in and fails miserably, but

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Speaker 7: you can watch it a thousand times and you love

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Speaker 7: it every single time.

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Speaker 1: We got Kansasrite and the Duncan Music Lounge. Let's do it.

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Speaker 8: I said, we have Kansas Right and the Duncan Music Lounge.

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Speaker 7: Well, these are these gotta be the challenge with like

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Speaker 7: those twelve ounce bottles or however big the plastic boles are.

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Speaker 9: Those are twenty week I'm sure we can make do

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Speaker 9: with a twelve ounce can.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'll do it.

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Speaker 7: Well, it's eight few rounces. I would think that go ahead.

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Speaker 7: I mean, if you could go ahead.

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Speaker 1: We'll grab four cans. Oh, I don't know if there's

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Speaker 1: guys want to. You each want to chug a can

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Speaker 1: of so I don't want to. I'm saying you don't

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Speaker 1: have to do anything. I just I will. This video

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Speaker 8: There's this creator who did one. His name is Tucker Reynolds.

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Speaker 8: His is really really funny too. It has like four

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Speaker 8: million likes on it. Oh god, we don't throw it.

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Speaker 8: It's already going to be. So the whole point is

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Speaker 8: to do Oh my god, I'm nervous. What if we puke?

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Speaker 1: Well, don't you it's all brand new. Yeah, don't put

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Speaker 1: though twelve. Okay, so you have I.

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Speaker 8: Am like sweating, Like as soon as he walked back

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Speaker 7: Well those steaks here. Yeah, so let's lay this out.

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Speaker 7: Because so let's lay this out. So you're gonna chug

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm asking you.

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Speaker 8: Just got to drink it to the end without burping.

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Speaker 8: That's the challenge.

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Speaker 7: I'm almost positive, right, Yeah, that's what those as I recall, Uh,

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Speaker 1: Chug a bottle and had bottle spright without burping. So

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Speaker 7: Same time, I think one of the time just for

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Speaker 7: so Bill will go first.

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Speaker 1: You're watching why I had just a sprite? These are

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Speaker 1: from the green room fridge. Yes, they started putting cans

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Speaker 1: of pop in there. Yeah they did. Does it hurt?

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Speaker 7: It's never happened to Lebron. Oh my god, it hurts,

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Speaker 7: doesn't it hurts?

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Speaker 1: Don't it? He's got he wouldn't he did it?

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Speaker 10: That was easy for you can't be easy.

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Speaker 1: To us. Keep on coming. But that was like that

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Speaker 1: was right? Yeah, I was going, no, that's fine.

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Speaker 11: It was the first like few I'm like, this is nothing,

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Speaker 11: and then you feel a bubble like start going back and.

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Speaker 1: Be like this, but you did it. You made it

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Speaker 11: Well, I couldn't do the twenty ocn plus I like

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Speaker 11: stopped to like, yeah, I'm nervous, all right, I think

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Speaker 11: I got one more burp?

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Speaker 7: That was it was so that was that just so

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Speaker 7: we if we have to keep score. Three big burps.

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Speaker 7: That's pretty big burps. And then like one on the

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Speaker 7: end there. If you don't spit, it's bray it all over.

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Speaker 7: Like the girl in the video.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, there's no way, keep going, hold hold it,

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Speaker 1: hold it mm hmmm. She builds down. You're sipping it

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Speaker 1: to come out so bad. Thirty four seconds. I'm so close.

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Speaker 1: It's right there. Three o'clock. Damn it, I have music underneath

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Speaker 1: you got it? Is that the whole can?

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Speaker 7: Ohips this ride it's good. Oh god, she's not doing you,

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Speaker 8: Oh there's more in there, it doesn't feel.

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Speaker 1: Good at all. That's like twelve ounces. Yeah, oh my god. No,

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Speaker 1: it's like that. You get that, you feel you can

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Speaker 8: That first big long one like you know how you

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Speaker 1: That it's like all the bubbles popping at one time.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, you're gonna be okay, barbecue chips and sprite

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Speaker 7: All right, well listen as an impromptu challenge. Not bad,

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Speaker 1: That's going to be the rest of the show. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna be okay. That's all right.

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Speaker 7: Do you think that it's ruined to sprite for you

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Speaker 7: since you haven't had Who said they hadn't had sprite

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Speaker 7: in a long mean? Yeah, you haven't had sprite in

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Speaker 7: a long long time and you are trying to return

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Speaker 7: to it. Is this dumb guzzle challenge here and now

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Speaker 7: it's probably ruined dumb.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, hey, wait a second, that like the guy's

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Speaker 8: Dude, it's just never going to stop. I don't think

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Speaker 8: it's in there. Uh, that was a homersupent one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because you don't want.

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Speaker 8: When sprite remix was a thing, do you guys remember

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Speaker 8: sprite remix vaguely? So it was like a berry flavored

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Speaker 8: Sprite And I went through such a heavy phase with

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Speaker 1: When Lebron was doing Sprite ads? I don't think so.

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Speaker 8: I think it was before that because this would have

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Speaker 8: been like when did Lebron get into the NBA? Yeah,

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Speaker 8: two thousand and three, Well, so that maybe this was

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Speaker 8: right around the same time two thousand and five it

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he had a remix era, so yeah,

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Speaker 1: very clear. That was the one.

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Speaker 8: I would drink like a twelve pack every two days

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Speaker 8: of that Sprite remix, very clear, and then when they

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Speaker 8: discontinued it, I basically never had Sprite again because.

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Speaker 1: I was drinking so much of it. Yeah, you made

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Speaker 1: yourself sick to death of it, Yeah, ruined it.

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Speaker 12: For your two thousand and two so it was only

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Speaker 12: around for three years, two to two thousand and five,

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Speaker 12: and I was drinking probably yeah, probably two twelve packs,

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Speaker 7: Packs a week of that. I mean, there's no way

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Speaker 7: to know how much that is per day, but still

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Speaker 7: that's a.

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Speaker 1: Lot, oh so much.

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Speaker 8: I'm not comfortable right now. No, I feel shaky. I

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Speaker 8: feel like that was just too much sugar.

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Speaker 1: And do some calisenics after you got all around a

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Speaker 1: little bit. Yeah, entering it up, that brost the bubbles

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Speaker 8: Seventy six percent of your daily sugar right there in

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Speaker 8: one champ spray. That's wild, thirty eight grams. So what

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Speaker 8: are you only supposed to have? Like fifty grams of

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Speaker 1: Punkake?

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Speaker 7: You don't want to drink a can? There's not another spray,

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Speaker 7: but there's a coke. You want to do a coke?

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Speaker 7: Oh God, he's gonna blow his knee all out of

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Speaker 7: a coke. Okay, that will hurt. Well, yeah, it wasn't

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Speaker 7: about the pain. It hurt these two too, but they

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Speaker 1: Okay. Well I'm soft. I thought you were. I thought

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Speaker 1: you were getting less soft. I have like the chills

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Speaker 1: covid o zimpic is expensive. I want to really lose

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Speaker 2: He was born on a song day nineteen. Thinking on man,

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Speaker 1: O the song any memory of this song? Rob? I

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Speaker 1: yes seven. Yeah, it's the dude that did thank you

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Speaker 7: It is Andrew gold the guy that had a big

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Speaker 7: This was the biggest hit he ever had. This for you, Rob,

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Speaker 7: this week, thanks a lot. It's not bad enough.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely boy this week? Oh my god? Am I ever?

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness? The wife and the kids are away. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Melissa and Calli left on Friday. They went down to

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Speaker 1: that's what happened yesterday. That was my fault. Why I

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Speaker 14: They were gone before Saint Patrick's Day. I just hadn't

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Speaker 7: I like sure, I like roller coasters. We took a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the whole thing.

440
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Speaker 7: So when we went to Orlando last year, we went

441
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Speaker 7: to Universal and we took our daughter on her first

442
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,800
Speaker 7: roller coaster and she I wasn't sure which way she

443
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Speaker 7: was gonna go because she's not like this gung ho

444
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,920
Speaker 7: risk taker kid, but she likes to get the blood

445
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,719
Speaker 7: pumping a little bit, and she loved it.

446
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:07,960
Speaker 1: So I was like, oh goody.

447
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:11,000
Speaker 7: We didn't want her to freak out, but it was like,

448
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:14,240
Speaker 7: you know, so roller coasters I'm totally down with, but

449
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:17,320
Speaker 7: I ain't getting not any bungee rides. I'm not getting

450
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,360
Speaker 7: on anything where it's going to put my you know,

451
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Speaker 7: stomach in my mouth.

452
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Speaker 1: The entire time I would rob I'll tell you what

453
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Speaker 1: I think that you should. We should do that. Let's

454
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Speaker 1: do a show sky, I'll do it.

455
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Speaker 13: No, no, you know what, I will just to say

456
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Speaker 13: that that's something I did. Check that bucket. I would

457
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Speaker 13: absolutely do it. Check that buck.

458
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Speaker 1: Cast in the air on the air well, you know.

459
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Speaker 7: And people give me a hard time because there's one

460
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Speaker 7: when my son was younger, he was going to go

461
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Speaker 7: to Cedar Point with some of his boys. You know,

462
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Speaker 7: my kids grew up in Michigan, so anytime either of

463
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Speaker 7: my kids were, you know, within a fifty mile radius,

464
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,920
Speaker 7: we hang out or whatever. And so I picked him

465
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Speaker 7: up and he and his boys and we went to

466
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Speaker 7: Cedar Point and people getting a hard time because I

467
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Speaker 7: spent most of the day in my car with the

468
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Speaker 7: ac on in the parking lot read a book because.

469
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Speaker 1: I'm like, they don't want me walking around with that right.

470
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Speaker 7: I bought them the fast passes and everything, and my

471
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,480
Speaker 7: son would not have cared. It wasn't like that. But

472
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,919
Speaker 7: I was like, I'm gonna hang back man. But it

473
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,280
Speaker 7: was like, where are you going to Ryds? Why didn't

474
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Speaker 7: I go on the rides by myself? Is that way

475
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Speaker 7: you're asking me, yes, thank you, I'm not seven. Well,

476
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Speaker 7: but I'm also not gonna wait in line for two

477
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Speaker 7: and a half hours to go by myself.

478
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Speaker 1: You know, everybody's in pairs or whatever.

479
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Speaker 14: No, you can totally skip the line if you're a

480
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Speaker 14: single writer, just so you know.

481
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Speaker 7: Well that the information probably would have been helpful. I

482
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 7: probably did know that, but again, yeah I was, And yes,

483
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,399
Speaker 7: to tell that story sounds ridiculous that I was in

484
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Speaker 7: the car because, like you know, they closed the park down,

485
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Speaker 7: so it's not like we were there for a couple hours.

486
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Speaker 7: But I was like, I just wasn't gonna walk. I

487
00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:01,639
Speaker 7: did it for the first ninetes. I walked around the

488
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 7: park when they were off doing whatever. I'm like, man,

489
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 7: I'm not doing this all day. I'm not doing it

490
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,159
Speaker 7: was eighty five degree. I'm like, I'm not doing this

491
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Speaker 7: all day.

492
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Speaker 1: So yeah, I sat in the car. It's rough when

493
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Speaker 1: it's super hot like that.

494
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 13: Well, and you mentioned Universal, we did that a few

495
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 13: years back, right after they opened up this Harry Potter ride.

496
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Speaker 13: Right that that one did not bother me in the

497
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Speaker 13: least bit.

498
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Speaker 1: An indoor roller coaster. It's dark, you can't see it coming,

499
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Speaker 1: and I didn't. It did not. I had no problem

500
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Speaker 1: with that. Then I went on that stupid Simpsons ride.

501
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 1: We've talked about this before, that that one that's like

502
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Speaker 1: the cars.

503
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Speaker 7: Just move and well, yeah, Universal most of their rides

504
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:42,200
Speaker 7: are these giant Imax fares and they're not into It's

505
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,760
Speaker 7: not like roller coaster rides. You're in these rows that

506
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:48,400
Speaker 7: are stuck together and they and they they operate from

507
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:52,399
Speaker 7: like a pivot underneath, and you get really, I do not.

508
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,159
Speaker 1: Like those sick man, I get off of that thing.

509
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:54,920
Speaker 1: I'm com gonna puke.

510
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:55,359
Speaker 2: Yep.

511
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,240
Speaker 1: If I had eaten before it would have been I

512
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 1: would have definitely gotten sick.

513
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Speaker 7: We're also worried about the listen man, I'm to call

514
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 7: me a lapsed Catholic would be the understatement of the

515
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 7: year in that I am an atheist.

516
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 1: But the Pope.

517
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:16,399
Speaker 7: There was a really touch and go there for a

518
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:20,959
Speaker 7: while where they were like, oh, we're looking for a

519
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 7: new pope, like they were getting ready to do the White.

520
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,399
Speaker 1: Smoke and the Black Smoke. Yeah it Harry Mack And

521
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:27,880
Speaker 1: they said that.

522
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 7: Pope Francis he had like some double lung infection, and

523
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,480
Speaker 7: he was really, really in bad shape, and they were.

524
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:36,359
Speaker 1: And he's old dude, like eighty eight years old. Eighty

525
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,280
Speaker 1: eight years old.

526
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 7: Yeah, when the weather starts to kick your ass, that's

527
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:41,119
Speaker 7: how you know.

528
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:43,520
Speaker 1: But he's back in the Vatican.

529
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 7: He got released from the hospital, crazy, and they were

530
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 7: quick to point out that he hadn't made you know,

531
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 7: he's in the popemobile. And I think he was like

532
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:56,120
Speaker 7: doing kind of a little wave, you know, he'd come

533
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 7: out to the edge of the balcony or whatever, the

534
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:05,000
Speaker 7: parapet and a little waves, but hadn't publicly spoken. But

535
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 7: guess who we got a statement from?

536
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:11,120
Speaker 1: Oh? Really, the Pope. I don't know how we pulled

537
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 1: it off.

538
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 7: I've never spoken to any kind of I don't know

539
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 7: if you consider the Pope a head of state.

540
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 1: Not really. I mean, the Vatican is its own thing.

541
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 1: That's a new career achievement for you, that big deal,

542
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 1: is it? Yeah, there's only one pope.

543
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 7: I'm not a Catholic anymore. This guy, this guy might

544
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 7: as well be Willie wonk of me.

545
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 13: No, he's still the Pope. There's one one guy?

546
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 1: Is he on the phone? I'm waiting to hear of

547
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:47,920
Speaker 1: see there, Pope, your your excellency, Oh God, are you

548
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:49,400
Speaker 1: are you okay? Are you there?

549
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 3: I'm good, I'm good and I'm alive because of the prayers.

550
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 1: Of the faithful everywhere.

551
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 18: I'm going to take it this time, but to call

552
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,440
Speaker 18: Everett body and I started with the US, and thank

553
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:01,920
Speaker 18: you so much for bea.

554
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:02,199
Speaker 1: There for me.

555
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 7: I didn't really do anything. It's uh, I thought you

556
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:06,360
Speaker 7: were Argentinian.

557
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 3: I live in a I live in a Vatican.

558
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:13,480
Speaker 1: Allan we Yeah, yeah, I got you.

559
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 3: I'm a man of the people, so I try to

560
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 3: sound it like you know, I'm supposed to.

561
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 1: Sound literally when in Rome, is what you're saying.

562
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 3: I gotcha, Yes, yes, that's right.

563
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,440
Speaker 1: All right. So how are you feeling? I mean, we were.

564
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,480
Speaker 1: It really felt touch and go there, your holiness.

565
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,359
Speaker 18: I've been through a hem in the back gun, and

566
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 18: I'm going to tell you I saw the hideous face

567
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 18: of a satan him myself.

568
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 3: Oh look the television. I see out of the television.

569
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:39,680
Speaker 2: It's a man.

570
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 3: He wear a easy swastika.

571
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 18: T shirt and he screamed about a chemic Kardashian and

572
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 18: I knew if there was a Satan himself.

573
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, it is scary.

574
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,120
Speaker 3: He had an interesting grill though, the interesting grill.

575
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 1: Oh the devil has a nice grill? Does he very

576
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 1: very nice to grow?

577
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 5: Yeah?

578
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 1: I gotcha.

579
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 3: Okay, it's the easy out.

580
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:00,920
Speaker 1: Of the front. Yeah.

581
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:05,439
Speaker 7: When you because again this I people were starting to

582
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 7: make plans to replace you. They were starting to mess

583
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 7: around with you know. They they have a thing called

584
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 7: a conclave to elect a new pope.

585
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 3: Oh and then I started to wake up the nurse.

586
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 3: She put on that movie for me. I say, come on,

587
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,400
Speaker 3: I'm the one man on the planet to.

588
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 19: No want to see that a movie or the movie

589
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 19: about the conclave.

590
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,119
Speaker 1: Yeah.

591
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 3: I thought it was a live a stream with the

592
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 3: Stanley Tucci and John Elisco try for my job. Yeah,

593
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 3: speaking of those two, I have to be honest, they

594
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,400
Speaker 3: are national treasures.

595
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:37,639
Speaker 2: I mean, are they something?

596
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 1: Just wait, your holiness, are you feeling okay? Are you

597
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 1: all right?

598
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 18: Wid he's still a death door.

599
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 3: Sounds like I say that two of.

600
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 18: The most visually stunning hours in.

601
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 3: A cinematic history. I want to have the biggest saftest

602
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 3: of vaniest ending.

603
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: Of all times can be right in my face. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

604
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 1: I saw that movie. That's weird.

605
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 18: Yeah, if it wasn't, then I knew I had to

606
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 18: come back and to make sure.

607
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 3: Nothing like that ever happens again and in my house,

608
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 3: you know.

609
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, listen, I am I couldn't.

610
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 20: You know.

611
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 7: I grew up Catholic, but I'm so far removed from

612
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 7: the faith now. But I know there are billions of

613
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 7: people worldwide who are just so happy that you're on

614
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 7: the mend Evan.

615
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 1: I'm so good.

616
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 3: I feel like a younger jacke Lelane. I'm ready to

617
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 3: serve with the.

618
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 2: Flock once again.

619
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to be back better than ever.

620
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 7: I'm going to tell you the nice contemporary references there,

621
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 7: your holiness jack Llane.

622
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 3: Listen, you said I'm a bitch. I'm eighty eighty years old.

623
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, I.

624
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 3: Can remember, jackue Lelane.

625
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry.

626
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 7: I don't certainly don't mean to laugh, but it took

627
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 7: me off guard.

628
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Well, thank you.

629
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 3: Well, and thank you so much for all of your

630
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 3: prayers and your taletical to me.

631
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 6: I feel it's so special.

632
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 3: That you think to me this away because I know

633
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 3: you are so separate from the church. Yeah, thank you

634
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 3: and God bless and Skipotonically, it was a stupid ending.

635
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 1: All right, thank you your holiness. Feel better? All right,

636
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 1: there you go.

637
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 7: All right, there's the pope. Well how about that? I

638
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 7: can't even believe.

639
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 1: How do you rate?

640
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 2: Man?

641
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 1: How do what? How do you rate? I don't know? Wow? Wow?

642
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 16: Seems like a cool guys, like a cool guy.

643
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 7: Did I sound nervous? I certainly didn't want to sound nervous.

644
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 1: I think maybe a little. All right, and it's hard.

645
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 1: You're just speaking to the Pope, the Pontiff is what

646
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 1: they call him, Yes, the Vicar of Christ yelling car

647
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 1: what the hell is.

648
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 10: This pervert's contention or something?

649
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 1: One hundred point seven mm. Yeah, this show has my

650
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,720
Speaker 1: name on it. I'm responsible for the content. I'm the

651
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 1: one that gets has to grease up and grab ankle

652
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 1: when something goes south. You're yelling again.

653
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 7: Now I'm yelling. I wasn't yelling yesterday. Yeah, this is

654
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 7: not a democracy. And lots of people send me messages

655
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 7: and like, I'm like, do you not understand what I'm saying?

656
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 7: And then there are some people that were like I

657
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 7: told Alan, I own a business. I know exactly what

658
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 7: you're saying.

659
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 1: Of course you do what you're saying to you. No,

660
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,959
Speaker 1: we weren't even arguing yesterday. No, I was just But

661
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 1: that's why I thought it was so funny. When people

662
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 1: are messaging me, they're like, are you okay with which

663
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: is kind of sweet.

664
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Speaker 7: It is sweet people people take it personally, and then

665
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 7: I get snippy.

666
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 1: That's just me.

667
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 9: But I thought I just thought it was funny that

668
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 9: I was finding out from other people that you were

669
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 9: yelling at me, not you, Like he shouldn't addressed you

670
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 9: down like that On the air, I'm like, no, that's great,

671
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 9: Like that's that was good content and it got more

672
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 9: people to the website, which is.

673
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 1: The goal overall.

674
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 9: Get people the website. We entertain them while we argue

675
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 9: with each other. Sometimes I did, by the way, leave

676
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 9: Sometimes it's about my girlfriends. But anytime I dress Bill down, it's.

677
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 1: Always in my mind.

678
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 7: So yeah, well listen, it's sweet that people came to

679
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 7: your defense. It is, I blat people come to pound

680
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,480
Speaker 7: Cakes defense, although I would say it runs the risk

681
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 7: of infantilizing someone Bills a professional pound Cakes getting there

682
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 7: and listen, the more things that you do, but yeah, people,

683
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 7: people come to people's defense. Granted it's never to mine,

684
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 7: but whatever, people, that's heavy as the head. You said

685
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 7: there were people that were on your side. So there,

686
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 7: it's mostly you're a dick. But I'll tell you what

687
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 7: I've been called way worse than that. Well, my skin's

688
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 7: a foot thick. I've been doing this a long time.

689
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 1: Do people need to come to your defense? If you're

690
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 1: always right? I'm not always right? Ah, cut it up.

691
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 7: No, I'm mostly right. No one's always right. I just

692
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 7: said I have a really good batting average. Really really okay, listen,

693
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:56,320
Speaker 7: really good?

694
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 1: Right? Anybody know why that power search happened?

695
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 8: Or I do because I'm on my Instagram trying to

696
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 8: figure out how to wear this stupid scarf as a belt,

697
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 8: and then I wrapped it around my head to be silly,

698
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 8: and then all the power went out, and I was like,

699
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 8: all right, so maybe that's not the winner.

700
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 1: Electricity is what knocked everything out. There's a lot merry.

701
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 21: Well.

702
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 8: I took the mirror out of the bathroom and put

703
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 8: it up on an overturned trash can so I could

704
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 8: see myself, and.

705
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 1: I'm like putting this stuff on my head and then

706
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: all the power went out.

707
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 22: The first thing that came to my EU was like, oh,

708
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 22: with all these firings, I was like, they're probably trying

709
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 22: to cut down. I was like, electricity, you know, a

710
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 22: couple hours out of the show.

711
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 17: Oh I eat your meat? What what listen? That is

712
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 17: completely apropos of nothing.

713
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 1: Thank you. Now you know what I do.

714
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 7: And it's really weird now that we have this whole

715
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 7: way to ourselves because Corey Ironic's not here, Java Joel

716
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 7: is not here. So when I and the lights are

717
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 7: flickering again, yeah, maybe they're trying to tell us something.

718
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 7: So when I leave that night, I turned the light

719
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 7: off in our whole way and then I do a

720
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 7: lap on the floor and I turned the lights off

721
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 7: at the other end of and I'm sure there's cleaning

722
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 7: people to turn it back on, so they probably pissed

723
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 7: them off. But there's something that that really it's kind

724
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 7: of I get pleasure out of it. I don't know why,

725
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,880
Speaker 7: because I'm it's the dad and me, but it's also

726
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:16,800
Speaker 7: I feel like I'm I'm making a small statement about

727
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 7: the state of this place these days, even though there's

728
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 7: no one there. But it's weird that now when I

729
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 7: leave at night, I turn the light off in this hallway,

730
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:25,840
Speaker 7: and when I come in the morning, I have to

731
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 7: turn it back on because there's nobody in this hallway.

732
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,319
Speaker 7: I mean mattitudes in here. I think running for Rover.

733
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 7: But yeah, he do it in the dark. Well, you

734
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 7: go in turn the lights on. So I come down

735
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 7: and turn the lights on.

736
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 9: All right, Live streams back up, and you'll have to

737
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,240
Speaker 9: go to the YouTube channel because in the break I'll put.

738
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 1: It at the website again.

739
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 21: Ye.

740
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 1: People are hitting me up. Hey, hey Bill, Yeah, thanks buddy, Hey, Alan,

741
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.

742
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:50,959
Speaker 5: Bill.

743
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 1: It's my job and I appreciate it. But you know what, Bill,

744
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 1: I have it. I really appreciate it that I get

745
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:57,240
Speaker 1: to work with you on a daily basis.

746
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 5: You know what.

747
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I like that. Times I do

748
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 1: things that you don't necessarily love, you still respect me,

749
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:08,880
Speaker 1: listen enough to let me put my girlfriend's but absolutely

750
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 1: on your website with your name on it. Absolutely.

751
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 7: I didn't get a hundred calls in the after hours

752
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 7: line about it or anything, so don't you worry about it.

753
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:22,439
Speaker 1: Hey, Jen, Hey, Hey, oh.

754
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 23: My goodness, I'm so glad I got through to you.

755
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:23,479
Speaker 2: Hey.

756
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 1: That makes two of us.

757
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 23: Yeah, So I just wanted to get Mary's opinion on

758
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,759
Speaker 23: what she would call the second gentleman.

759
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 8: I don't know what else would it be, because what

760
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,840
Speaker 8: do you call it? The second wife? It's not the

761
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 8: first lady, the second lady.

762
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was what I thought was so kind of weird.

763
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 23: So we were talking second husband, but now it's second

764
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 23: you know, gentlemen, I don't know.

765
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 1: Second gentleman sounds right? How about you had your turn?

766
00:35:53,280 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 1: Sit down. It's a lady's time. I'm speaking, I'm speaking.

767
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 1: I'm reclaiming my time. Yes, I'm reclaiming my time right now,

768
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:09,800
Speaker 1: you call I'm Speaker of the house. I'm speaking of that.

769
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:13,600
Speaker 1: You can you can call them whatever.

770
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 8: You want, right, Maybe we just call him Doug, like

771
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 8: that's it. Who's that Kamala vice president, Kama Harrison, Doug.

772
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:20,839
Speaker 1: And the first Doug.

773
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:26,720
Speaker 23: Yeah, that's fantastic. Yeah, I just wanted to get your opinion,

774
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 23: lady's opinion.

775
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 1: Than well, you had to settle for Mary.

776
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 7: But that's okay, fine, that's all right, better luck next time.

777
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 15: Jen A right, all.

778
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 1: Right, thank you?

779
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 20: Bye?

780
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 1: Are you laughing? Be okay?

781
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:44,799
Speaker 7: Listen, she was so excited, she was very excited that

782
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 7: she was unnecessarily excited. We're trying to keep the lights

783
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 7: on over here, and she's all excited. Hey, that's why

784
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 7: we do what we do. People don't know how bad

785
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 7: things are because we're so happy right now. Listen, what

786
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,760
Speaker 7: am I always sayings first to Jen? We are performers,

787
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 7: all right? What have I always said? I don't need

788
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 7: people to know how the sausage is made. I just

789
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 7: need for them to enjoy it. And I have to

790
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,840
Speaker 7: make it in the dark. I will make it in

791
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:16,839
Speaker 7: the dark. Alan kachhow after hours line you can leave

792
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 7: us a message there anytime you like. It is two

793
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 7: one six eighty nine oh three.

794
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:26,799
Speaker 5: Hey, Alan, it's me. I just want to get some

795
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,280
Speaker 5: insights on some things of a hearing on the podcast

796
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 5: from the show, you know, in regardless Bill putting his

797
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 5: girlfriend on the Hottiest List. You know, it's one of

798
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 5: those things like I do think it's a little unusual

799
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 5: and he did it, and that he constantly shows pictures

800
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 5: with his girlfriends but his heir own girlfriends, and she's

801
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:46,839
Speaker 5: you know, I'm not gonna lie and act like I'm

802
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 5: not into it, but some timing anything, honest, it is okay.

803
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 5: I don't know if it's necessarily as a showcase on

804
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 5: Instagram or whatever that was, but it is something some

805
00:37:58,400 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 5: of he.

806
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 1: Seems to sound conflicted about. Yeah, it sounds like he's

807
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: should like but he's like, I shouldn't enjoy this. But

808
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,840
Speaker 1: that's part of the reason I do enjoy it, because

809
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to. Yeah, it's naughty, and it keeps

810
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:13,720
Speaker 1: saying but Fridian slid. He keeps saying it.

811
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 5: Moving over to Mary.

812
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 1: I did moving over to Mary go around you ready.

813
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 5: Prior and give her you know, I can't see her

814
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 5: a little bit about not working hard?

815
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 1: Uh and be you know, Oh this is that guy?

816
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:30,319
Speaker 1: How dare you wake up at eight? It's a real

817
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 1: world princess? Dare you wake up at eight? I love it?

818
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 5: Just people could actually work from six am to six

819
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:40,399
Speaker 5: pm every day. So I do apologize for that, but

820
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,720
Speaker 5: you know, I didn't want to comment on her great

821
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:47,240
Speaker 5: impression and the houstage that that gets on the show.

822
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 5: It is so boring and stupid. Talking with a list

823
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 5: is something that six year olds do.

824
00:38:54,320 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: A lisp, no list, she has sentiment. He's shaming Brittany.

825
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 1: I know what he's doing. I don't like this. It's

826
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 1: not fair. It's not found a way to be honest

827
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:08,840
Speaker 1: with you. No, you want to be mean about it.

828
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 1: You do what and you do it? So I hate crime.

829
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 1: I don't hear a lisp, no, no lisp certain themselves.

830
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 5: It's such low hanging through. I cannot please you permit

831
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 5: that to go on to your show for as long

832
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 5: as you do.

833
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 7: You see he's pulling me under this time heavy as

834
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:30,359
Speaker 7: the head keep going. Next time I see Brittany Bill,

835
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 7: I will yell at her.

836
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 5: It is worse than Wilhelmina. You s.

837
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 1: One of our favorite callings. That's not a bitch, son

838
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: of a bit. Things from the grocery. Do things alone now,

839
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 1: mostly let me hot. They could not looking for love.

840
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,400
Speaker 1: Surprised in my eyes when I looked at bugs, they

841
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 1: shook out counter and I saw her face my heart.

842
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,799
Speaker 1: So it's skill set, the time and space. Never thought

843
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 1: that I could deal real again. But the look in

844
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 1: her eyes that I need a friends and you're turning

845
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 1: to me. That's when she said it look me dead

846
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: and the face gosh, the credit and I in my past,

847
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with me. But we're going to need a

848
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 1: clean up on a three. And now I'm posted and

849
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 1: off with sex because I is in my pants. To

850
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,239
Speaker 1: be fair, you were floating nut this the way you

851
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 1: beat Can's gotta be bothered in hot, the.

852
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 7: Way you bag Cant's gotta be bothered in hot. Who's

853
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 7: the girl checking him out in that video at the

854
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:21,280
Speaker 7: grocery store?

855
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 23: Oh?

856
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 1: What made him jizz in his pants? Who was it?

857
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 7: I haven't seen that walk, Jamie Lynn Sigler. Oh, yeah,

858
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,320
Speaker 7: you're rewatching the Apasta Uncles.

859
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: I'm watching it for the first time. Oh, the first time.

860
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 1: I'm never dying for it. Did they kill Big Pussy yet?

861
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 2: Yes?

862
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 1: They did. That's a good one. That was a good one.

863
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,800
Speaker 1: But it's still like, there's so many I forgot that

864
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 1: that happened so early when the run the show. Last

865
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,359
Speaker 1: time you watched that show? Well, like I said, I'll

866
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 1: dive in every so often if I want some nostalgia TV,

867
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:50,880
Speaker 1: I'll just dive into a random Sopranos.

868
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 9: So you have to like remind yourself as you're watching it,

869
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 9: like their work shows like this before the Sopranos, Like

870
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 9: there were a few HBO drama there was, ah, but

871
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 9: not like this. And so when they're trying to do

872
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,880
Speaker 9: something cinematic, they didn't really have the budget or like

873
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 9: the So there's some real awkward shots in that show.

874
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:12,879
Speaker 9: There's some real good storytelling, some good performances, but there's

875
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 9: some also, like early TV stuff where you're like, Okay,

876
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 9: they were trying to go for this, like real good

877
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 9: fella's moment, and it doesn't really hit the way you

878
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 9: think they would because TV's so good compared to now,

879
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:25,360
Speaker 9: compared to that.

880
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 7: I just love the Max Headroom wig that they made,

881
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,280
Speaker 7: Steven van zandtwear that Jet black.

882
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 1: You know Pampador who was he?

883
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 20: He?

884
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:38,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, like him?

885
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 20: Right?

886
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 1: Anyway, back to the caller who's breaking Bill's balls, He's

887
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 1: breaking Mary's, he's breaking mine, breaking Britney's breaking willemina people.

888
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 5: I hope she doesn't have a discharge least favorite segments

889
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 5: that you would do, Brittany, it's just an unbearable to

890
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 5: listen to. The only thing worse is where Mary's constantly

891
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:06,720
Speaker 5: interjecting with these riveting tales about for Rio Ohio or traveling, which.

892
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 1: He's really first for I don't need. First of all,

893
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 1: I don't know who this is. He goes, Hi, this

894
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 1: is me. Well ever, I mean he called it.

895
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 8: Originally a bitch about me a couple of weeks ago

896
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 8: or two weeks ago, and now he's calling again and

897
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 8: be like.

898
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 1: Oh, Bill was dumb, But let me tell you something

899
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:20,359
Speaker 1: that's okay.

900
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 7: Here's what I think it's funny is I've been going

901
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 7: back and forth with people on social media, whether it's

902
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 7: Instagram or Facebook or whatever, people just going all in

903
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 7: on something, and if I engage in a conversation with them,

904
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 7: they will eventually go, yeah, I was just kind of

905
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 7: really in my feelings and sorry, Like you really.

906
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,320
Speaker 1: Went all in for somebody who's just kind of having

907
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 1: a bad day, you know. So maybe that's all this is.

908
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 7: Maybe he just wanted to unload, and frankly, there's nothing

909
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 7: prohibiting you from doing that. If nothing else, we can

910
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 7: certainly be a soundboard for you. That's why I make

911
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 7: the after hours line available publicly. Sure I could keep

912
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 7: it to myself and just call and leave little messages

913
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 7: for me when I can't sleep. Hat's me again, That

914
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 7: would that would be silly. That's why I make it

915
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 7: available to the public.

916
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 5: TWEETO Royal Oak, Michigan to a local, you know, comedy

917
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 5: club that no one's heard of or cares about it.

918
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 5: I'm so glad that she constantly interjects with all that

919
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,840
Speaker 5: stuff on a positive note, she does look very nice.

920
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,480
Speaker 5: She's lost a lot of weight and she's looking very good.

921
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 5: So I will say very good good to that, Mary,

922
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,320
Speaker 5: but please please shut.

923
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 1: Up with that.

924
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 2: Some actual joke.

925
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 1: So his okay.

926
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:40,360
Speaker 7: So his positive note is your looks, which is perfect.

927
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 7: He just man explained comedy to you, Mary, how do you.

928
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 1: Like stand me? When I was out on the road, and.

929
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 8: Can you say this, listen, people like this guy or

930
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 8: the one lady on face book? Can you just say

931
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 8: you don't like one of us? Just say I don't

932
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 8: like Mary instead of saying I don't like her jokes,

933
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 8: I don't like her life, I don't like where she's from.

934
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 8: I don't like her stories about her job. Like you

935
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 8: listed every single.

936
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:13,759
Speaker 1: Thing about me. People tell me they don't like me

937
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,400
Speaker 1: all the time. But I'm saying, so just own it.

938
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 1: Just say hey, not a phantom Mary's instead of saying, well,

939
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,280
Speaker 1: I would like her if she didn't talk about her life.

940
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: I feel like, you know what I mean. Well, first

941
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,239
Speaker 1: of all, I feel like that's what they are saying

942
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 1: because they don't know who you would be without those stories. Nobody.

943
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 1: Those are my stories. That's my life. I'm saying, that's

944
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 1: what I'm sharing, I'd be nobody, That's what I'm saying.

945
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 8: No one, How dare you tell us about your hometown

946
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 8: or your job that you love, or your this, or

947
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 8: your sobriety or your weight?

948
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,399
Speaker 1: Lie? Like, just say you don't like me, you don't

949
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 1: have to list on. By the way, why I've never

950
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 1: heard anybody be like, why take umbrage at talking about Beria.

951
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:52,400
Speaker 8: Because he said some small town comedy club that nobody's Well,

952
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,440
Speaker 8: that's what I'm playing right now. You're talking about Bria.

953
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 8: I know he's saying tales from my hometown. Well, what

954
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:58,839
Speaker 8: other hometown would you like me to talk about?

955
00:44:58,960 --> 00:44:59,440
Speaker 1: Altogether?

956
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 7: And this is a really bad time to mention that

957
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 7: I'm executive producing Mary's new podcast, Tales from my Hometown,

958
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 7: Going all in Colon, going all in on Berea?

959
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 1: What was the team Braves? The Berea Braves.

960
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:19,839
Speaker 7: We're doing a deep, deep Ken Burns style podcast documentary.

961
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 7: I'm coining a new Portmanteau podcumentary on the iHeartRadio app

962
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:31,359
Speaker 7: That will be a fourteen part series really thirty three days,

963
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 7: nineteen minutes apiece on the Berea Braves.

964
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 1: So, boy, if you've got a problem with that. Don't

965
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 1: tune into.

966
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 7: Tales from my hometown colon the Berea Braves that season one.

967
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:47,840
Speaker 1: Its me crazy?

968
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,879
Speaker 8: Why I would just rather you say hey, I don't

969
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 8: like what you not. I would like you if you

970
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:53,839
Speaker 8: weren't who you are.

971
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 23: You are?

972
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:56,879
Speaker 1: You better a bit what I want.

973
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 8: If you change your entire background. Who you are now,

974
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 8: who you are inspired me and all the things you do,

975
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 8: I might like you. Like hey, man, you're not for me.

976
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 17: I feel I feel like that was his long winded

977
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 17: way of getting to that point. Whatever, Sorry, sleep till noon.

978
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 17: I'm from Burria, and I don't know. It's like your

979
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:16,839
Speaker 17: privileged to sleep too noon. That's not that he can

980
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 17: have his opinion.

981
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 1: Maybe he's just tired himself and he needs to take hmmm.

982
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 8: So I understand you don't like me, and everyone's entitled

983
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 8: to their opinion, and that's fine.

984
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 1: You cannot like me. Just say I don't like you,

985
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 1: care me your thoughts?

986
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 8: Was this him?

987
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 15: Mary?

988
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 21: Hey?

989
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 5: Mary, I like you?

990
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:35,279
Speaker 2: You don't.

991
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 1: You listed ninety three reasons why you don't. I don't

992
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 1: think this is him. I don't think that's no, that's no,

993
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 1: that's not a different guy.

994
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 5: Sorry, you.

995
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:51,320
Speaker 1: Women, you want to attack me in a minute. Oh great, perfect,

996
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 1: I like you.

997
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 2: But the Brittany, but the Britney thing, I'm not joking you.

998
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 3: I have to turn the radio off because I can't

999
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 3: when you do that.

1000
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 2: I have to turn the station.

1001
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 1: I can't toleraate it.

1002
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 5: Why is that?

1003
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:06,800
Speaker 1: I don't know what.

1004
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know what it is really.

1005
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 3: Good for you?

1006
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 2: Yes, I wish I did know. It's something about the

1007
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:19,800
Speaker 2: baby voice thing. So it's not just you when anyone

1008
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:20,959
Speaker 2: does a baby voice.

1009
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this, Jeremy.

1010
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 1: What if because everything's on the table right all out there.

1011
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 1: This is a comedy show ostensibly.

1012
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:30,720
Speaker 2: What if.

1013
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 7: Mary artificially aged Brittany. What if Brittany became a senior citizen?

1014
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 7: What if would you enjoy old Britney.

1015
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,480
Speaker 2: Baby, same baby voice?

1016
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 24: Though?

1017
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure that out. Yeah, back in my day.

1018
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 1: I don't know how, my son, it's that I see, uh,

1019
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,360
Speaker 1: some people text me I think Britney sounds cute. Brittany

1020
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:03,440
Speaker 1: is my favorite Mary thing.

1021
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 3: I have no hatred for Mary at all, actually anyone

1022
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 3: on the show.

1023
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 6: But but I swear to you, when the Britney voice

1024
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 6: comes on, I gotta change it.

1025
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 7: See that's the beauty of the show is there are

1026
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,439
Speaker 7: so many different arrows in our quiver.

1027
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:20,800
Speaker 1: Like I'll tell you what I have.

1028
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 7: And I don't really talk about this too often because

1029
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 7: I'm far too humble, but I have been called the

1030
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 7: Man of a thousand voices Bill, you know I've been

1031
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,400
Speaker 7: called that for a long time, right, the Man of

1032
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 7: a thousand voices.

1033
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:33,840
Speaker 1: For instance, I could do a voice like this, and

1034
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 1: then I can do another voice like this. That's two

1035
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 1: voices right there, right like this, three voices? Can we

1036
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 1: get four? Yeah? Fourth voice?

1037
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 23: Four?

1038
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 1: That's my character, mister I'm misterman and Pia. Yeah, that's

1039
00:48:56,719 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 1: my fourth voice. Ninety six to go.

1040
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 7: Were gonna make you do them all? I'm gonna make

1041
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 7: you do them all? Yeah, number seven hundred really right, grunting,

1042
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 7: that's my baby boy, that's my caveman character.

1043
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 1: I understand. I'm glad to apologize.

1044
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:24,359
Speaker 7: Listen for every person like Jeremy, I guarantee you there too.

1045
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 7: Where Brittany makes it move a little bit, makes it

1046
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 7: move a little bit.

1047
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 1: There's a lot of people that think Brittany's absolutely hilarious too,

1048
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 1: So I mean there's always gonna be people that like that.

1049
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 2: Bet, I'm in the minority. Although I get a little

1050
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 2: and Allen for encouraging Brittany.

1051
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 1: I will always encourage creativity on the part of my compatriots. Here, Grandma,

1052
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 1: what do you think? That's what I think? All right?

1053
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jeremy. Oh, Grandma, I love you. I miss

1054
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:53,959
Speaker 1: you a bunch of Oh. I will say, I'm sorry

1055
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:55,400
Speaker 1: for yelling at you, Jeremy. I thought you were the

1056
00:49:55,440 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 1: other guy. That's the best part. Yea, what Grandma? Oh,

1057
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 1: thank you? Okay, I've got to you. Hey, that was

1058
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:08,360
Speaker 1: very productive. Hey, yep, I'm all four hearing of grievances.

1059
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 1: You want to be like I do like you, or

1060
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 1: he's like I do like you. This is the one

1061
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 1: thing I don't. I like it.

1062
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:15,399
Speaker 8: Yeah, but I'm a constructive criticism guy. You know where

1063
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:17,279
Speaker 8: I'm like, maybe there's some truth to this. Give me

1064
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:19,799
Speaker 8: a number between one and a thousand, seven and.

1065
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 1: Forty two, Fathers Day, A thousand voices of Bill, I

1066
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 1: told you, man of a thousand voices six huh fifty six?

1067
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:40,359
Speaker 1: What No, come on, you'll let you have the range

1068
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 1: of Adam Sandler, right, I haven't canaloged them in a

1069
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 1: long time. All right, flowers, willed loved ones.

1070
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:57,759
Speaker 4: Past memories fade, but this thing just seems to go

1071
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 4: on forever.

1072
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 1: The Alan Cox Show on WMMS. I want to put

1073
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:17,800
Speaker 1: everybody's mind at ease, because I've referred to it a

1074
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 1: couple of times over the past few days. Brian is fine, Oh,

1075
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:24,799
Speaker 1: thank God, and back to his old tricks. By the way,

1076
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:28,759
Speaker 1: maybe he was just taking a Greef sabbatical from inundating

1077
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 1: me with messages. But I got twenty four voicemails from

1078
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 1: him this morning between four and seven am.

1079
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 2: Yes, So.

1080
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 1: When you say old tricks, do you mean he went

1081
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 1: back to the guitar do you mean like or did

1082
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:42,800
Speaker 1: he just go back to calling little from column A

1083
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:43,960
Speaker 1: and a little you know what?

1084
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:48,839
Speaker 7: No, there has been a serious and a complete dearth

1085
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:53,680
Speaker 7: of guitar playing from him recently. Uh, that has dropped

1086
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 7: completely off a cliff. But he will call with random

1087
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 7: songs that he's singing. What you don't like the baby boys.

1088
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 7: You didn't care for that at all. There's not as

1089
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 7: much of that. It's mostly the singing. It's mostly the

1090
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 7: non sequiturs. I don't even think I kept his baby voice.

1091
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:15,000
Speaker 7: I know you didn't like, right we got we need

1092
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 7: more sluts.

1093
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:16,239
Speaker 1: That's one of his.

1094
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 13: That's probably one of my favorites. That one in the

1095
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 13: finger Bangs song are my two favorite. Brian Bang's good too.

1096
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:33,360
Speaker 1: The doors are good right r I p Jim Morrison

1097
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 1: not a huge doors fan.

1098
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 15: But Brian's bringing me around the other side. Break called through,

1099
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 15: right right, break called through the other side.

1100
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 1: Anyway, So I'm glad he's fine.

1101
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 7: I'm very very happy that he's that he's okay, you know,

1102
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 7: because that's where my brain goes, you know, every time

1103
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:02,239
Speaker 7: I mentioned somebody that we haven't talked to for a while,

1104
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,839
Speaker 7: because I have to point out that along the way,

1105
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:08,400
Speaker 7: over the course of my tenure here and in other cities,

1106
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:13,320
Speaker 7: I've always lost listeners to death. You know, losing listeners

1107
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:16,320
Speaker 7: is a function of the job, but I mean permanently

1108
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:19,960
Speaker 7: losing listeners. I lost a guy named Dave the wave

1109
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:22,160
Speaker 7: Beck in Pittsburgh, lost a handful of people.

1110
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 1: And when I was on in Chicago and over the

1111
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,200
Speaker 1: years here we've lost Rick.

1112
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:30,320
Speaker 7: And who else, a drunk Mike Junior and drunk Mike Senior,

1113
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 7: and you know, so then people go, oh, have you

1114
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:37,240
Speaker 7: heard from Darnell. Have you heard from and you know Donnie,

1115
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 7: our old intern He used to call occasionally, but I

1116
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:42,239
Speaker 7: think that's due more to the fact that he really

1117
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 7: seemed to turn his life around too, which is great.

1118
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:46,600
Speaker 7: So if that's the case, it doesn't matter to me

1119
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:49,520
Speaker 7: if he's checking in, because when he used to check in,

1120
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 7: he was really on the edge, which made for a

1121
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:53,800
Speaker 7: funny call. But I always wanted to make sure that

1122
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 7: he was that he was okay. And we hear from

1123
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,360
Speaker 7: drunks suo, you know, things like that. But anyway, the

1124
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:04,880
Speaker 7: Brian thing, he's funny. Well he's alive. Hello, who's this?

1125
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 1: Hey? What's up Allen?

1126
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:08,240
Speaker 3: This is the Surge.

1127
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:09,440
Speaker 2: How's it going, Surge?

1128
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:10,720
Speaker 1: Would you like a lemon twist?

1129
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 3: I do not, sirch all right, you know I have

1130
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:16,840
Speaker 3: in my in my professional opinion. I just have some

1131
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:18,919
Speaker 3: takeaways i'd like to give to you about the show.

1132
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:21,279
Speaker 3: I think it's better than ever, I really do. I

1133
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:24,560
Speaker 3: love the old regime, don't get me wrong, but this guy,

1134
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:26,960
Speaker 3: uh Rob, seems to be funny. I don't know where

1135
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 3: you found him, but he seems to be cool.

1136
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 1: I found rob out on I found rob out on

1137
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 1: Euclid Avenue.

1138
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 7: You know, they say that you'll find talented people in

1139
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 7: places where you least expect, and I was out there and.

1140
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:40,880
Speaker 3: I was I found a lot of talent on Euclid.

1141
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:42,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure you.

1142
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:47,319
Speaker 7: Have probably way probably way farther east of us, Surge.

1143
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:51,359
Speaker 3: Wattle further east. Yeah, yeah, but I love the show.

1144
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 3: It seems a little edgier. You seem like you are

1145
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 3: I don't know, you're doing something different, and I just

1146
00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 3: really like it show.

1147
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:02,920
Speaker 1: Okay, listen, se I appreciate it absolutely, thank you.

1148
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 5: There you go.

1149
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:07,280
Speaker 1: There's Surge Rob that was nice named after the nineties soda,

1150
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 1: I assume. And Salge would you like a lemon twist?

1151
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,920
Speaker 1: Don't be stupid you think he got that reference? Probably not,

1152
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:18,319
Speaker 1: but they got the old Beverly Hills Cop reference. As

1153
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 1: soon as you said it, I was like, yes, would

1154
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:21,200
Speaker 1: you like a lemon twist?

1155
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:25,560
Speaker 7: Salge? That was Bronze and pin show, Belki Belki, that's

1156
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:32,239
Speaker 7: all right, Gossin Latti, Yeah, Belkie Bartakamus. And then he

1157
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 7: was also Serge in Beverly Hills Cop. He's in true romance.

1158
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:39,279
Speaker 1: He's the guy with the girl in the car and

1159
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:40,400
Speaker 1: he's got coke all over.

1160
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 7: His nose when he gets pulled over. And every so

1161
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 7: often you'll see Bronze and pin show show up in something.

1162
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:49,000
Speaker 7: But you know, I was a guy with a name

1163
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:52,400
Speaker 7: like that should have been much higher profile than I

1164
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:53,400
Speaker 7: think he's been recently.

1165
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:56,040
Speaker 1: I don't know what he does now. I love doing things.

1166
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:59,799
Speaker 1: Loved Perfect Strangers. I watched every episode of that show.

1167
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:03,280
Speaker 13: Now I can tell you exactly what the last scene

1168
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:06,480
Speaker 13: of that show was, and I cannot tell you what

1169
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:08,799
Speaker 13: I had for dinner last night the last scene.

1170
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:11,359
Speaker 7: Now, I never watched Perfect Strangers. All my friends did

1171
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:14,839
Speaker 7: because it was set in Chicago. But I was like, yeah,

1172
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,120
Speaker 7: but they're just showing it's just b roll of like

1173
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:18,279
Speaker 7: buildings down town.

1174
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:19,880
Speaker 1: They're not filming it here or anything.

1175
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:24,440
Speaker 7: And so I've probably watched ten minutes of one episode

1176
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:25,320
Speaker 7: of Perfect Strangers.

1177
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 13: It just did not scratch me where I is. I

1178
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:31,400
Speaker 13: guarantee it didn't hold up. But they it's it's the

1179
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:36,200
Speaker 13: quintessential ending. They move out of the apartment. I don't

1180
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,000
Speaker 13: want to put out I'll put spoiler alert. I just

1181
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:40,920
Speaker 13: want to get that out there. They leave the apartment,

1182
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:48,160
Speaker 13: they turned back around with the door open. Yeah, they

1183
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:52,760
Speaker 13: reach in, they shut off the lights. Yeah, fade to black.

1184
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:55,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how Three's Company ended. Yep.

1185
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:58,160
Speaker 7: I loved Three's Company. I wanted to be Jack Tripper

1186
00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:00,880
Speaker 7: more than anybody else in the world. When I was

1187
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 7: seven or eight years old, I wanted to be Jack Tripper.

1188
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:05,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, this guy is living with two babes, and

1189
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:07,880
Speaker 1: all he's got to do, because it was the seventies,

1190
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:10,120
Speaker 1: all he's going to do is pretend to be gay

1191
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 1: so that his landlord doesn't kick him out. Do you

1192
00:57:12,719 --> 00:57:13,920
Speaker 1: imagine if they tried that today?

1193
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:15,920
Speaker 7: All these shows are like, we're going to reboot this

1194
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 7: and this and this, We're gonna reboot threes Company. Now

1195
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 7: you've got to pretend you're gay. That's the only way

1196
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,200
Speaker 7: that a landlord, I'll let you live with two women.

1197
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:27,120
Speaker 7: Oh boy, Yeah, I don't know if I could do that.

1198
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:31,840
Speaker 7: I know, if that's really going to I don't know,

1199
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:36,360
Speaker 7: or if they redid Bosom Buddies. Yeah, guaranteed that one

1200
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:39,120
Speaker 7: didn't hold up either. Yeah, I'll pull the curtain bag

1201
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:40,680
Speaker 7: a little bit. Rob and I pitched a show not

1202
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:42,440
Speaker 7: too long ago when he first joined the show, So

1203
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 7: it was literally not that long ago. We pitched a

1204
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:46,760
Speaker 7: show about two guys who dressed up as women who

1205
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 7: went to a lot of outdoor concerts.

1206
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 1: It was called Blossom Buddies. Now I think we should

1207
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 1: do it anyway.

1208
00:57:56,640 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 7: Nobody bit at that show. Nobody gave a flat crap

1209
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 7: about our pitch. Do you want to hear one of

1210
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:05,680
Speaker 7: Brian's calls from this morning? This is him singing, and

1211
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 7: I'm sure that you'll understand what the song is immediately.

1212
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 1: This one goes way back. This shows you the depth

1213
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:13,960
Speaker 1: and the breath of his musical knowledge because he is

1214
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 1: really all over the place.

1215
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:15,960
Speaker 2: We're in the money.

1216
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:17,520
Speaker 1: We're in the money that.

1217
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:25,280
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1218
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 1: So you know, sometimes he'll call and he'll be singing

1219
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:31,560
Speaker 1: Michael Bolton right. Other times he'll call and he'll be

1220
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:35,200
Speaker 1: singing something a little bit more contemporary. And then other

1221
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 1: times he'll call and be singing Ginger Rogers from the

1222
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:41,800
Speaker 1: nineteen thirties. He's all over the place. See.

1223
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:43,920
Speaker 13: I like to think maybe that's why we didn't hear

1224
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:46,120
Speaker 13: from him for a couple of days. He got his

1225
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 13: tax returns back, made a ton of money and went

1226
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:52,880
Speaker 13: on just this ridiculous like two day bender.

1227
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:53,160
Speaker 2: Oh.

1228
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 7: I don't know that he is even employed in any way,

1229
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:59,160
Speaker 7: shape or form. But okay, benefit of the doubt. I

1230
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:00,640
Speaker 7: thought you were leading. I thought you were going to

1231
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 7: say he's a time traveler.

1232
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:06,760
Speaker 1: I would be just as willing to bet that as

1233
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:09,600
Speaker 1: that this guy is gainfully employed somewhere. I just wanted.

1234
00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 7: I was just thinking of him on like a two

1235
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:13,880
Speaker 7: day bender or just blow and we're in the money

1236
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:17,000
Speaker 7: and yeah in the morning, Well I watch't it. I

1237
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 7: want the best for him, certainly want the best for him.

1238
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 3: We're in the money, We're in the money.

1239
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:25,800
Speaker 2: That's that's that that.

1240
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:32,840
Speaker 1: Takes to get at.

1241
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 23: The size on the.

1242
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:39,320
Speaker 2: Passion you are through.

1243
00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 1: You do wrong on the headline on red when we

1244
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:47,920
Speaker 1: see the land, we look that gun one in.

1245
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:51,040
Speaker 7: You know, I was watching some of the to pull

1246
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:52,760
Speaker 7: that audio. I was watching a little bit of the

1247
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:56,480
Speaker 7: clip of that. That's the opening song of a movie

1248
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:58,720
Speaker 7: called I Forget. The movie is called but it's one

1249
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:01,920
Speaker 7: of those old you know, a golden age of Hollywood

1250
01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 7: big musicals. Buzzby Berkeley was a guy that put these

1251
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:06,800
Speaker 7: on it in course of Ginger Rogers. Freda Staires counterpart

1252
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:09,080
Speaker 7: the whole Bit nineteen thirty three, and so it's her

1253
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:11,680
Speaker 7: and it's a line of these young ange news and

1254
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:14,040
Speaker 7: they've got the big you know, it's big musical numbers,

1255
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:15,400
Speaker 7: so they've got the feathers and all that. I'm watching,

1256
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:17,320
Speaker 7: I'm like, oh, my god, these women are all dead.

1257
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:20,320
Speaker 7: By the way, they're all dead. I mean, nineteen thirty three,

1258
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:23,920
Speaker 7: these girls were probably in their early twenties. My grandmother

1259
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:29,800
Speaker 7: was born in nineteen thirteen, so these women, I'm like, oh,

1260
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 7: they were probably the age that my grandmother would have been.

1261
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 7: So they're all super cute in you know, nineteen thirty three,

1262
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 7: but Roby also all super dead, and it really does.

1263
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:44,400
Speaker 7: So again I'm going with Brian's a time traveler.

1264
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:47,959
Speaker 1: It sounds weird, it seems highly unlikely, but I'm going

1265
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:50,480
Speaker 1: that's the one that, believe it or not, makes most

1266
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:53,240
Speaker 1: sense to me that he is a time traveler. And

1267
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:58,520
Speaker 1: when he checks in. The reason that it's so frenetic

1268
01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:02,600
Speaker 1: is that he doesn't know what time he's in. Now

1269
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:05,080
Speaker 1: only does he not know what time it is, he

1270
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:08,960
Speaker 1: doesn't know what time frame he's in. He doesn't know

1271
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:12,120
Speaker 1: when he is, he knows where he is, know when

1272
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:12,440
Speaker 1: he is.

1273
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:15,680
Speaker 13: Imagine if you just started speaking in like that nineteen

1274
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:17,680
Speaker 13: thirties voice too, Hi, everybody.

1275
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:21,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, can you see that Gams on Ginger Gams. We're

1276
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:23,240
Speaker 1: in the money, We're in the money.

1277
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:26,480
Speaker 6: That that that that.

1278
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:29,360
Speaker 5: The money.

1279
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:35,000
Speaker 7: But I was checking it with my older daughter. She's

1280
01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 7: down in Cocoa Beach this week for spring break. I

1281
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:40,240
Speaker 7: was like, how's it going down there? And she's like,

1282
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:46,760
Speaker 7: it's cold and rainy. That sucks. That sucks hard when

1283
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:49,160
Speaker 7: you've only got a few days to enjoy spring break.

1284
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:52,520
Speaker 1: And you go, let's go down to Florida, and uh,

1285
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:57,360
Speaker 1: that's what happens down there. And she called my mom, No,

1286
01:01:57,520 --> 01:02:00,280
Speaker 1: your mom's in Cocoa Beach. Yes, no she did not.

1287
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:03,400
Speaker 1: Had I known, I would have said, hey, you should

1288
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:05,720
Speaker 1: have Rob's mom, and my daughter would say, who's Rob?

1289
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:08,000
Speaker 1: And then I would have had to have explained to

1290
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:10,760
Speaker 1: her some things that have taken place on the show

1291
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:14,880
Speaker 1: over the past a couple of months, and then we

1292
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:16,560
Speaker 1: would have would have gone from there.

1293
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:18,480
Speaker 13: Then you would have had to explain why she would

1294
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:20,960
Speaker 13: go to my mom's, you know, like why she would

1295
01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:22,080
Speaker 13: even entertain that idea.

1296
01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:25,040
Speaker 7: Well, my daughter is a very vision a lovely woman.

1297
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:30,640
Speaker 7: She's a very affable, quite talented. Maybe, you know, I

1298
01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 7: could have pitched it in such a way that I

1299
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:35,040
Speaker 7: would have gotten her to go to your mom's house.

1300
01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:39,360
Speaker 7: You I was going to say, now, your mom would

1301
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:41,680
Speaker 7: have to bring something to the table, and I have

1302
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:43,080
Speaker 7: no reason to think she wouldn't.

1303
01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:48,960
Speaker 1: But because your mom's she's an Italian cook, right, Italian

1304
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:49,800
Speaker 1: and Portuguese?

1305
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:55,800
Speaker 7: Oh really, man, Okay, so you're getting all kinds of

1306
01:02:55,880 --> 01:03:00,240
Speaker 7: amazing food then, yeah, oh yeah, all right, did not

1307
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,840
Speaker 7: suck in my house man, like my grandmother started it.

1308
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:07,520
Speaker 1: You make sardines, ZEDI? Uh no, Well aren't sardines big

1309
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:09,760
Speaker 1: in Portugal? Oh yeah, well with the Italians too.

1310
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:10,080
Speaker 15: Yeah.

1311
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:13,360
Speaker 1: Mom actually will order, well, anchovies, but she'll order like

1312
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:14,720
Speaker 1: pizza with anchovies on it.

1313
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:17,080
Speaker 13: Okay, that's her, that's her thing. Yeah, I heard my

1314
01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:19,800
Speaker 13: grandfather loved pasta that way. They'd make a like a

1315
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:24,360
Speaker 13: garlic pasta and they put anchovies in it. My goodness,

1316
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:26,200
Speaker 13: it's not necessarily my favorite thing.

1317
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:29,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like it in like a putin esca sauce,

1318
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:31,760
Speaker 1: Like I make that and I'll put anchovies in that. Gotcha.

1319
01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:34,520
Speaker 1: But you're making turkey steaks? Did you mind make turkey steaks?

1320
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:34,960
Speaker 5: No?

1321
01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:37,600
Speaker 7: I don't think so that's like a big Portuguese thing too.

1322
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:41,720
Speaker 7: I think turkey steaks right, huh, okay, hey, poor cat,

1323
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:46,240
Speaker 7: he's over there rolling dumplings and mashed potatoes. When Serbian food,

1324
01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:49,840
Speaker 7: you know, and that much going on there, I'm sure

1325
01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:52,360
Speaker 7: there what is like the big Serbian food cat.

1326
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,160
Speaker 14: I mean, there's all kinds of things, A lot of

1327
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:59,560
Speaker 14: grilled meats, a lot of kind of a Mediterranean style auten,

1328
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:06,320
Speaker 14: a lot of fresh salads with grilled me and there's

1329
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:08,880
Speaker 14: like stuffed peppers, for example, go to.

1330
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:11,360
Speaker 1: Kebab's stuffed cabbage.

1331
01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:13,600
Speaker 7: You notice you're not saying no, She's like, oh that's

1332
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:19,480
Speaker 7: Kebabs are great Kebabs. Yeah, m all right, Well, no,

1333
01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:23,000
Speaker 7: I always think of I don't envy people in those

1334
01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:26,120
Speaker 7: in like Eastern Europe as far as food goes. I

1335
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:30,960
Speaker 7: never envy Eastern European vegetarians because the best thing you

1336
01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:33,200
Speaker 7: got going for in some of these cultures is the meat,

1337
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:36,600
Speaker 7: and if you remove that, you're like, okay, I guess

1338
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:37,960
Speaker 7: I'll have more potatoes.

1339
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:44,480
Speaker 13: But yeah, it's like Tannis Leary said, the shortest book

1340
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:46,120
Speaker 13: ever written was the Irish Cookbook.

1341
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:48,320
Speaker 1: Just take everything you got, put in a pot and

1342
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:49,120
Speaker 1: boil the hell out of it.

1343
01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:52,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, something like that. Yeah, my ex wife was Serbian

1344
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:55,440
Speaker 7: and Irish. So it's like, boy, you had nowhere to

1345
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:58,280
Speaker 7: go when it came to cooking. You were borrowing wholesale

1346
01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:02,120
Speaker 7: from other cultures just to you get You know, salt

1347
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:03,160
Speaker 7: was your best friend.

1348
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:04,720
Speaker 1: Turkey Tetrazini.

1349
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:08,480
Speaker 7: Tonight mm yep, hey, tonight, we're going to be at

1350
01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:11,120
Speaker 7: the Parma Tavern. This is the next appearance of mine.

1351
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:14,640
Speaker 7: We're doing the bud Light March Mini Hoops tournament. Rob

1352
01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:18,360
Speaker 7: and Kat have both been so kind as to say

1353
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:20,400
Speaker 7: that they'll pop in as well. So we'll be at

1354
01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:22,320
Speaker 7: the Parma Tavern tonight starting at seven o'clock.

1355
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:23,400
Speaker 1: Tomorrow night, I'm.

1356
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:25,480
Speaker 7: Going to be out in Solin at Burger's to beer,

1357
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,160
Speaker 7: and then Saturday night I'm going to be out at

1358
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:32,720
Speaker 7: the Basement in Sagamore Hills or Northfield that area. And

1359
01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:34,920
Speaker 7: then next Thursday, Friday, Saturday, I'll be out too. These

1360
01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:37,600
Speaker 7: are all opportunities for you to play Papa Shot, hopefully

1361
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:40,840
Speaker 7: get to Vegas, maybe win the ten thousand dollars grand prize.

1362
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:41,920
Speaker 1: That's what everybody's going for.

1363
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:45,040
Speaker 7: So if you want to come out and hang, whether

1364
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:46,760
Speaker 7: it's to try to get in a miss or just

1365
01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:50,640
Speaker 7: to see our shining faces in real life under artificial lighting.

1366
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:53,640
Speaker 7: Then you should come out and say hello, so tonight

1367
01:05:53,680 --> 01:05:55,360
Speaker 7: as soon as we get out of here hall and

1368
01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:56,880
Speaker 7: ask right to the Parma tavern.

1369
01:05:57,080 --> 01:06:01,000
Speaker 1: And I can not wait. Did you send over my writer?

1370
01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:04,960
Speaker 1: I did? Okay, yes, I did, right, good. I think

1371
01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:10,000
Speaker 1: I have it. Send to Wendy who's working behind the

1372
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:13,600
Speaker 1: bar tonight. Okay, Rob's writer. I sent it in PDF form. Good.

1373
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:16,160
Speaker 1: Unfortunately the file was so large I had to send

1374
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:18,960
Speaker 1: it in a couple of email Okay, listen, if I'm

1375
01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:21,280
Speaker 1: going to go someplace, I know I need my comfort.

1376
01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:25,360
Speaker 7: She had a question. Is it sixteen full bottles of

1377
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:26,040
Speaker 7: ranch dressing?

1378
01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:26,480
Speaker 21: No?

1379
01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:29,720
Speaker 1: Oh, nope, you got that one wrong. Yeah, I'm sorry. Well,

1380
01:06:29,800 --> 01:06:32,040
Speaker 1: I'm glad you have to use odd numbers on my writer.

1381
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:38,120
Speaker 1: Odd numbers, yes, okay, seventeen bottles of ranch dressing. Okay,

1382
01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:41,160
Speaker 1: did you did you remember the line about the temperature?

1383
01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:42,040
Speaker 17: I did.

1384
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:46,000
Speaker 7: It's got to be no warmer than sixty seven degrees.

1385
01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:50,120
Speaker 7: You're you're making me I might be reading Cat's writer.

1386
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:54,080
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, Cat's can't the astroglide was yours? Oh god,

1387
01:06:56,000 --> 01:07:00,000
Speaker 7: totally no warmer than sixty nine degrees?

1388
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:00,720
Speaker 1: Nice?

1389
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:05,760
Speaker 7: Okay, sixty nine degrees. Well, fortunately partmeent tavern. I think

1390
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:09,240
Speaker 7: they've always got it set to a comfy sixty nine.

1391
01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:13,240
Speaker 14: It was like the other day when we went out,

1392
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:15,120
Speaker 14: the thermostat said sixty nine.

1393
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:19,080
Speaker 7: Yes, and I took a photo and I posted it

1394
01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:22,000
Speaker 7: and it was yeah, okay, listen, So I got your rider.

1395
01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:26,920
Speaker 7: I got Cat's cats rider, mercifully very very short. You know,

1396
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:30,800
Speaker 7: she's way less prone than you or I to make

1397
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:32,800
Speaker 7: demands of people, at least at this point.

1398
01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:35,960
Speaker 1: I can see down the road she'll probably learn just

1399
01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:36,640
Speaker 1: a long time.

1400
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:36,880
Speaker 21: Man.

1401
01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:39,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're gonna get me to go somewhere.

1402
01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:42,600
Speaker 7: Okay, So the seventeen bottles of ranch dressing sixty nine

1403
01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:44,120
Speaker 7: degrees sixty nine degrees?

1404
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:47,240
Speaker 1: Did you remember the the burger bun thing?

1405
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:50,680
Speaker 7: The burger bun thing, the inverse hamburgers, I think is

1406
01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:53,320
Speaker 7: what I read, which is instead where the bun should be,

1407
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:55,200
Speaker 7: you want meat, and where the meat should be you

1408
01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:55,680
Speaker 7: want bun.

1409
01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:58,280
Speaker 13: Yep, too much bun ruins burger. But I like thin

1410
01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:02,000
Speaker 13: burger patties with a piece of meat in there. I

1411
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:04,880
Speaker 13: don't want to completely lose the image, I understand. Okay,

1412
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:08,440
Speaker 13: So Rob's inverse burgers yep, yep, I got that one

1413
01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:10,680
Speaker 13: day and the bun has no seeds. Cannot have seeds

1414
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:12,920
Speaker 13: on the bun in the middle, not even are not

1415
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:16,080
Speaker 13: even caraway none. Oh no seeds, no seeds.

1416
01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:18,760
Speaker 7: Okay, Lee boy, I'm so glad you asked, because I

1417
01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:21,120
Speaker 7: already sent this over to them and they sent it

1418
01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:22,920
Speaker 7: back and they said, none of this will be any

1419
01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:26,880
Speaker 7: problem whatsoever. I feel really stupid because I don't have

1420
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,720
Speaker 7: a rider. Oh so I didn't send them anything. I

1421
01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:30,479
Speaker 7: mean I didn't.

1422
01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:32,160
Speaker 8: Wow.

1423
01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:34,000
Speaker 1: Do I have egg on my face? And that's so

1424
01:08:34,120 --> 01:08:36,360
Speaker 1: expensive these days? Yeah?

1425
01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:40,559
Speaker 7: Okay, well I if there's any last minute additions to that, okay,

1426
01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:43,639
Speaker 7: So ranch sixty nine degrees inverse burgers.

1427
01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:47,760
Speaker 1: And then remember the cheese. I remember the cheese piece.

1428
01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:49,400
Speaker 1: All right, the cheese.

1429
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:53,400
Speaker 7: You want it, but you want them to put it

1430
01:08:53,479 --> 01:08:55,200
Speaker 7: on the burger, but then remove it from the burger

1431
01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:55,800
Speaker 7: and throw it away.

1432
01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:58,000
Speaker 1: That's correct. Yeah, I just want the flavor of it.

1433
01:08:58,120 --> 01:08:59,559
Speaker 1: It has to be breathe.

1434
01:09:00,439 --> 01:09:00,599
Speaker 25: Yeah.

1435
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:04,080
Speaker 7: Rob just wants a wisp a hint of cheese, bree

1436
01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:06,040
Speaker 7: cheese flavor on his inverse birds.

1437
01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:09,120
Speaker 1: Yeah as yeah.

1438
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:12,000
Speaker 7: Because and then there was another question they had for

1439
01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:14,920
Speaker 7: me about the the I know it's a full bar there,

1440
01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:21,720
Speaker 7: obvious a bar restaurant, but that you only wanted Maltese beers, correct, okay, because.

1441
01:09:21,439 --> 01:09:25,120
Speaker 1: They misunderstood that as malt liquor, and I said, Maltese lick.

1442
01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:31,639
Speaker 1: Such a big difference, Maltese liquor. Yeah, yeah, big big difference, right, okay,

1443
01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:35,800
Speaker 1: got liquor beer? Oh, Maltese beer? Yes? Oh okay, yes, no,

1444
01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:37,840
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. The Maltese liquor is what we call the

1445
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:40,600
Speaker 1: dog you wanted them to have. Didn't you ask for

1446
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:41,439
Speaker 1: a live dog?

1447
01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:45,120
Speaker 24: Right?

1448
01:09:45,400 --> 01:09:47,240
Speaker 1: Okay, so we're out at concerts. This one's just for

1449
01:09:47,280 --> 01:09:48,920
Speaker 1: a bar, right.

1450
01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:51,840
Speaker 7: I know Rob likes live animals at our other appearances,

1451
01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:54,760
Speaker 7: and so that's okay. Listen, I'm really glad that the

1452
01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:58,080
Speaker 7: pre warm toilet seat. Did you get that they are

1453
01:09:58,240 --> 01:10:01,439
Speaker 7: not able to do that? That's gonna that might be

1454
01:10:01,479 --> 01:10:02,080
Speaker 7: a deal breaker.

1455
01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:02,400
Speaker 23: Now.

1456
01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:04,880
Speaker 1: I took the liberty, and I hope you don't mind.

1457
01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:08,960
Speaker 7: I took the liberty of having them destroy any juke

1458
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:10,880
Speaker 7: boxes that might have Jimmy Buckle and.

1459
01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:14,000
Speaker 1: Say, you know what, off with that in mind, I

1460
01:10:14,080 --> 01:10:18,880
Speaker 1: will forgive the chili toilets. I have to have it too, right, Okay?

1461
01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:22,240
Speaker 7: Oh, and you're gonna have to between all that maltese

1462
01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:26,320
Speaker 7: beer and the hint of cheese and the uh the

1463
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:31,920
Speaker 7: the seedless buns and all that. Yeah, okay, well good

1464
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:35,080
Speaker 7: then I'm glad we go. I will send this revised

1465
01:10:35,240 --> 01:10:37,479
Speaker 7: rider over to them. I certainly hope that they can

1466
01:10:37,560 --> 01:10:39,920
Speaker 7: fix this in the next four hours, because that's when

1467
01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:42,000
Speaker 7: the appearance plenty of times starts.

1468
01:10:43,360 --> 01:10:46,760
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, and I removed the candy stuff because I'm

1469
01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:49,719
Speaker 1: eating healthy, so that's gone. You don't have to worry about.

1470
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:55,759
Speaker 1: Only dark chocolate niblets. Okay, dark chocolate niblets.

1471
01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:58,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, I like them. I like a big bar of

1472
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:03,240
Speaker 7: dark chocolate prebit for me. Oh, pre bit, dark chocolate niblets.

1473
01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:06,759
Speaker 7: Let me write this down. I called my ex's nipples. Okay,

1474
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:09,400
Speaker 7: let me dark chocolate niblets.

1475
01:11:09,479 --> 01:11:12,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, you bite it down for me. Yeah. So they're tiny, little,

1476
01:11:12,120 --> 01:11:13,840
Speaker 1: itty bit pieces, so I don't really have to chew

1477
01:11:13,880 --> 01:11:14,080
Speaker 1: all that.

1478
01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:14,559
Speaker 21: Yeah.

1479
01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:15,200
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.

1480
01:11:15,439 --> 01:11:17,240
Speaker 7: And this is I think very instructive for the people

1481
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:19,920
Speaker 7: who listen to the show, is that Rob really does.

1482
01:11:20,920 --> 01:11:23,640
Speaker 7: He doesn't like to be public about how persnickety he

1483
01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:26,520
Speaker 7: is when we have personal appearances.

1484
01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:28,360
Speaker 1: You know, he's here every day he is like, Hey,

1485
01:11:28,439 --> 01:11:31,040
Speaker 1: I'm just this guy and I'm a cool dude, you know.

1486
01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:33,280
Speaker 1: And then we go out. Man he wants pre chewed

1487
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:36,960
Speaker 1: niblets and he's it's a whole thing. Dark chocolate nipplets,

1488
01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:44,400
Speaker 1: dark chalcolate, milk crep Right, well, milk chocolate is for children, Okay, Alan,

1489
01:11:44,439 --> 01:11:46,719
Speaker 1: I heard that the part of Tavern had Cleveland's premiere

1490
01:11:46,880 --> 01:11:50,800
Speaker 1: Jimmy Buffett cover band schedule tonight. I don't think I

1491
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:54,760
Speaker 1: think you're trolling. I don't think that's true. But uh,

1492
01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:59,160
Speaker 1: if you've never heard them, they're called Peerburger and cheesea dice,

1493
01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:03,400
Speaker 1: and you might really really enjoy what they do. But no,

1494
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:08,360
Speaker 1: I think you're this person's inverted Berger at the Parma Taverns.

1495
01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:11,759
Speaker 26: And Cholins with Mountain Bear.

1496
01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:17,600
Speaker 1: Just a hint de bree on my inverted Burger. I

1497
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:20,960
Speaker 1: could see opening the door and hearing that and just

1498
01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:23,599
Speaker 1: instantly closing the door and turning around and walking back

1499
01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:27,560
Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, Chase Berger in Parma die. And you

1500
01:12:27,640 --> 01:12:29,720
Speaker 1: know what's gonna happen now too. There's gonna be some

1501
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:32,679
Speaker 1: a hole there. It's just gonna play eighteen Jimmy Buffetts

1502
01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:34,439
Speaker 1: songs in a row because I'm there. Yeah, and that

1503
01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:36,000
Speaker 1: a holes name. Allen Cox.

1504
01:12:37,680 --> 01:12:42,679
Speaker 4: The Allan Cox Show on one hundred point seven doublemmas,

1505
01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:48,160
Speaker 4: Welcome back Local DJ and all around Female Orgasm Denier

1506
01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:53,599
Speaker 4: Allen Cobs. This is the Allen Cox Show on one

1507
01:12:53,720 --> 01:12:56,040
Speaker 4: hundred point seven double MMS.

1508
01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:59,680
Speaker 1: How did your ugly sweater party go flawless?

1509
01:12:59,680 --> 01:12:59,840
Speaker 20: It was?

1510
01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:03,200
Speaker 7: Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Do people spend the

1511
01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:05,360
Speaker 7: bulk of your parties trying to avoid you?

1512
01:13:06,080 --> 01:13:07,280
Speaker 5: No? In you.

1513
01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:09,840
Speaker 1: Does that happen?

1514
01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:10,160
Speaker 19: No?

1515
01:13:10,280 --> 01:13:11,600
Speaker 22: They just don't want to drink one fifty one and

1516
01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:13,040
Speaker 22: pineapple juice because I think it's gross.

1517
01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:15,439
Speaker 7: Why do you want to drink one fifty one in

1518
01:13:15,479 --> 01:13:17,880
Speaker 7: pineapple juice? I agree with your friends. That doesn't sound

1519
01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:20,719
Speaker 7: like something you would drink over the course of the evening.

1520
01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:22,439
Speaker 22: The stickitress in the pineapple juice gets rid of the

1521
01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:25,200
Speaker 22: rum taste, so you can't really taste of one fifty one,

1522
01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:25,840
Speaker 22: So you're.

1523
01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:27,360
Speaker 1: Well, why would you drink something that you want to

1524
01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:29,439
Speaker 1: get rid of the taste of? Once you drink something

1525
01:13:29,439 --> 01:13:29,640
Speaker 1: that you.

1526
01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:33,360
Speaker 22: Like, Because it's seventy five percent alcohol against drunk yeah,

1527
01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:37,040
Speaker 22: somebody anything else, but it's seventy five percent.

1528
01:13:37,640 --> 01:13:39,000
Speaker 1: Why why are you trying to get so you want

1529
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:41,080
Speaker 1: to get drunk quickly? Yeah, I don't want to keep

1530
01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:42,040
Speaker 1: drinking the entire night.

1531
01:13:42,040 --> 01:13:44,559
Speaker 7: I still had that like, you're not a sipper, You're

1532
01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:48,040
Speaker 7: a gulper, Okay, I just I'm trying to get a

1533
01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:50,240
Speaker 7: view of the party. It strikes me as probably everyone

1534
01:13:50,320 --> 01:13:53,760
Speaker 7: at your party might not consume alcohol that way, so

1535
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:56,519
Speaker 7: you probably get drunk way before everybody else.

1536
01:13:56,640 --> 01:14:00,479
Speaker 1: And they then they're trying to avoid you. Roommates, but

1537
01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:03,960
Speaker 1: they I told you they hate me. But uh, because

1538
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:06,120
Speaker 1: they're all drinking beer and you're hammered on a one

1539
01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:09,679
Speaker 1: fifty one pineapple juice, Well, excuse me, No, why didn't

1540
01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:11,360
Speaker 1: you drink beer? Because I don't want to drink beer.

1541
01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:13,200
Speaker 1: I get a beer gut and it makes me fire

1542
01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:15,120
Speaker 1: and I have to poop and it just doesn't get

1543
01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:16,040
Speaker 1: me drunk fast enough.

1544
01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:19,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, but if everybody's avoiding you because you're horny, then

1545
01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:21,639
Speaker 7: they're you know, the farting and the pooping isn't gonna

1546
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:23,120
Speaker 7: It's not gonna change.

1547
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:23,479
Speaker 1: Anything at all.

1548
01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:26,160
Speaker 22: Straight, I'm usually always horny. I think the drunkness just

1549
01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:27,000
Speaker 22: intensifies it.

1550
01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:29,760
Speaker 1: And when I as it does with most people, it's

1551
01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:31,840
Speaker 1: called loss of inhibitions when I have a part, it's

1552
01:14:31,880 --> 01:14:35,040
Speaker 1: a fundamental aspect. Does an alcohol all.

1553
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:37,040
Speaker 22: My past grinder hook cups. I just in a mass

1554
01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:38,760
Speaker 22: text saying party at my house. So I have like

1555
01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:40,920
Speaker 22: seventy five gay guys at my house in my room.

1556
01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:42,720
Speaker 22: Is are just the like where all these guys come from?

1557
01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:45,720
Speaker 1: I'm like, I have no idea. And this one guy,

1558
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:47,960
Speaker 1: that pound cake doesn't come to work one day with

1559
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:51,200
Speaker 1: a bunch of like weird warts on his face from

1560
01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:52,960
Speaker 1: one of these hook cups, What do you excuse you?

1561
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:55,720
Speaker 7: I'm worried about me. I ain't worried about you. You

1562
01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:58,080
Speaker 7: got to be responsible. I guess there's no better.

1563
01:14:58,080 --> 01:14:59,760
Speaker 1: I don't want you coming in one of these days

1564
01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:02,240
Speaker 1: with weird old thing. You go hell? And I got

1565
01:15:02,320 --> 01:15:05,800
Speaker 1: to ask doctor Berglan a question. No, we already passed that.

1566
01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:08,880
Speaker 1: Remember I had to burn my futon, but I didn't burn.

1567
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:10,920
Speaker 1: I used that was bed bugs or something. No, that

1568
01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:13,160
Speaker 1: thought herpees on my food time?

1569
01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:16,360
Speaker 22: But it was it was it was a pink I No,

1570
01:15:16,520 --> 01:15:18,120
Speaker 22: that was That was mattitude I'm talking about when I

1571
01:15:18,120 --> 01:15:20,240
Speaker 22: first interned here, like my very first day.

1572
01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:23,360
Speaker 1: I thought you got herpes on a futon, not me,

1573
01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:24,719
Speaker 1: you have herpes.

1574
01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:29,920
Speaker 22: No, my friend got herpies from doing it with a

1575
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,680
Speaker 22: girl on my foot time. And I said, well, he

1576
01:15:31,680 --> 01:15:33,320
Speaker 22: didn't get it from my foot time because obviously my

1577
01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:34,400
Speaker 22: food time doesn't have herpes.

1578
01:15:34,479 --> 01:15:37,040
Speaker 1: So it wasn't like the tractor story on Seinfeld. No,

1579
01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:40,360
Speaker 1: that's how I got kind of rheam okay, But.

1580
01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:42,920
Speaker 22: I invited this guy on crutches to my party, and

1581
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:44,960
Speaker 22: I guess there's no better And he was getting drunk,

1582
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:46,479
Speaker 22: and he was somebody I used to talk to in

1583
01:15:46,520 --> 01:15:48,200
Speaker 22: the past. But I guess there's no better time to

1584
01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:49,599
Speaker 22: ask you right now. I was just talking to Erica

1585
01:15:49,640 --> 01:15:51,600
Speaker 22: about this the guy that I took you that was

1586
01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:54,080
Speaker 22: coming down to Detroit to see me. He might be

1587
01:15:54,120 --> 01:15:56,400
Speaker 22: coming down at midnight tonight and he's gonna stay till Wednesday.

1588
01:15:56,439 --> 01:15:58,240
Speaker 22: Would it be okay if I had him? Like, No,

1589
01:15:58,960 --> 01:15:59,920
Speaker 22: I can't have him sitting here.

1590
01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:00,320
Speaker 3: No.

1591
01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:05,200
Speaker 1: No, he can listen to you work, but he's gonna

1592
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:06,639
Speaker 1: be at home. I don't care.

1593
01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:10,559
Speaker 7: No, I'm not gonna have some randos sitting watching the show.

1594
01:16:11,439 --> 01:16:13,519
Speaker 7: I have clients who ask me if they can do that,

1595
01:16:13,640 --> 01:16:16,040
Speaker 7: and I say no. People who pay to be on

1596
01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:20,120
Speaker 7: the program advertising their business, not me.

1597
01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:22,599
Speaker 1: Whatever you want to do is great.

1598
01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:23,040
Speaker 4: You can know.

1599
01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:24,640
Speaker 1: I'm sure he probably so.

1600
01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:27,200
Speaker 7: The first time I'm going to meet some dude that

1601
01:16:27,320 --> 01:16:30,679
Speaker 7: you're shuttling in for a week in a butt boy action,

1602
01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:32,200
Speaker 7: he's gonna be sitting in the room with you.

1603
01:16:32,439 --> 01:16:35,360
Speaker 1: No thanks, You know you don't take any interest in

1604
01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:36,439
Speaker 1: people that I need you.

1605
01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:40,840
Speaker 7: I got enough on my plate, man. Now I got

1606
01:16:40,920 --> 01:16:43,759
Speaker 7: to make a little section for the randos on grinder

1607
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:44,640
Speaker 7: that you want to hook up with.

1608
01:16:45,320 --> 01:16:47,880
Speaker 1: You bring my girlfriend on the show. Yeah, impress them

1609
01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:48,840
Speaker 1: on your own time.

1610
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:51,920
Speaker 7: Once you impress them with your radio work, play on

1611
01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:57,160
Speaker 7: your mister zubs commercial hard, it'll be like a diamond

1612
01:16:57,240 --> 01:16:57,639
Speaker 7: down there.

1613
01:16:57,680 --> 01:17:00,240
Speaker 1: After he hears that he did radio and Detroit too,

1614
01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:03,920
Speaker 1: So what I never heard of him? No, I heard it? Well,

1615
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:05,400
Speaker 1: then what do I care? He did traffic.

1616
01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:08,840
Speaker 22: But still that's not radio or that's traffic. I'm just saying,

1617
01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:10,920
Speaker 22: he's gonna be at home all day bored. He's dropping

1618
01:17:10,920 --> 01:17:13,200
Speaker 22: all the way down here to see. He's not my fault. Okay,

1619
01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:14,920
Speaker 22: you told him to come, Well, it was worth it.

1620
01:17:15,160 --> 01:17:16,680
Speaker 22: It was worth a shott. I just figured i'd ask

1621
01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:17,479
Speaker 22: I told you he was saying.

1622
01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:19,840
Speaker 1: Something tells me that pound Cake told this guy he

1623
01:17:19,920 --> 01:17:22,160
Speaker 1: could sit in there, and that's why he's coming. I

1624
01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:23,040
Speaker 1: bet you did.

1625
01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:23,640
Speaker 6: I did not.

1626
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:27,479
Speaker 7: Oh, Alan's cool, he won't have a problem with it. No,

1627
01:17:28,120 --> 01:17:29,799
Speaker 7: I guarantee you that's what happened.

1628
01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:32,400
Speaker 22: So if I had brought him in here, he was

1629
01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:34,760
Speaker 22: just said what would you have What would you have

1630
01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:36,840
Speaker 22: said if he sat in the chair and you were

1631
01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:38,320
Speaker 22: just like, who's that random white guy?

1632
01:17:38,439 --> 01:17:41,000
Speaker 1: No, I say, get out of here. I don't know you.

1633
01:17:42,040 --> 01:17:44,280
Speaker 1: Put him in the lobby. Yeah, go sit in the lobby.

1634
01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:48,439
Speaker 1: Put him in the lobby for four hours. When's he

1635
01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:52,760
Speaker 1: coming in? It's not him innight. You don't really know

1636
01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:54,360
Speaker 1: this guy either, and he's staying with you for two days.

1637
01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:56,920
Speaker 1: We skyped for like over a year. We met, well

1638
01:17:58,080 --> 01:18:00,840
Speaker 1: longer than just finding somebody. I mean, yeah, for over

1639
01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:03,840
Speaker 1: a year allan, Yeah, but that's longer than camfishing.

1640
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:06,160
Speaker 7: I'm saying you would know someone after a year of

1641
01:18:07,040 --> 01:18:08,960
Speaker 7: like a rando yeah showing up, But you still don't

1642
01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:12,120
Speaker 7: really know someone until they're actually in your area.

1643
01:18:12,240 --> 01:18:13,360
Speaker 1: That's true, So that's worth they try.

1644
01:18:13,439 --> 01:18:15,679
Speaker 7: Now, he's gonna be in his area by about twelve

1645
01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:17,439
Speaker 7: fifteen this morning.

1646
01:18:18,640 --> 01:18:20,080
Speaker 1: Still can probably have to burn that Putan.

1647
01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:23,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, Dan says Alan, Sometimes you get a kick out

1648
01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:25,479
Speaker 7: of my text. Can I come sit in the studio

1649
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:31,040
Speaker 7: see see what you have wrought? How old is this dude?

1650
01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:39,040
Speaker 1: He's twenty five? Whatever? Now whatever?

1651
01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:44,640
Speaker 10: Now, I'm actually surprised that you have any interest in

1652
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:46,000
Speaker 10: this guy because he's very.

1653
01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:49,000
Speaker 1: Sun in it. But he's hot, He's super hot. Does

1654
01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:53,160
Speaker 1: that trump that? Yes? Okay, I ain't going I'm not

1655
01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:55,040
Speaker 1: saying I'm about to marry him. I'm just saying he

1656
01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:58,320
Speaker 1: he's just go right now. Does that mean that you

1657
01:18:58,360 --> 01:19:01,600
Speaker 1: would be the butcher of the two in the relationships?

1658
01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:02,920
Speaker 1: I usually am the butcher of the.

1659
01:19:03,120 --> 01:19:04,040
Speaker 15: Of the two. Wow.

1660
01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:06,960
Speaker 1: And trust me when I say this, he'd really be butch.

1661
01:19:07,439 --> 01:19:07,719
Speaker 15: Wow.

1662
01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:13,280
Speaker 1: Not that bad. You should play American. So he's getting

1663
01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:15,800
Speaker 1: that's a really weird.

1664
01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:20,599
Speaker 7: It was weird, but I get it. I understand pound

1665
01:19:20,680 --> 01:19:23,280
Speaker 7: Cake put on hat. He had a lantern telling everyone

1666
01:19:23,320 --> 01:19:25,320
Speaker 7: the Red Coats were coming. Was very strange.

1667
01:19:25,680 --> 01:19:30,280
Speaker 1: He was warning people about a British invasion. Think you

1668
01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:37,439
Speaker 1: might be Paul. I have annoyed who You're thinking pound

1669
01:19:37,479 --> 01:19:39,800
Speaker 1: Cake is like Paul Revere compared to that guy.

1670
01:19:40,680 --> 01:19:51,519
Speaker 27: Yeah, just a real colonial butcher. Hell yeah, Paul Bunyan, Right,

1671
01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:53,000
Speaker 27: the lumberjack.

1672
01:19:52,520 --> 01:20:03,160
Speaker 1: The lumberjack. That's what you meant, right, No, I'm crying

1673
01:20:05,680 --> 01:20:07,280
Speaker 1: all right, Helen.

1674
01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:09,160
Speaker 7: What about those random hot girls that came in the

1675
01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:11,799
Speaker 7: studio from Florida to show you their boobs?

1676
01:20:12,960 --> 01:20:13,719
Speaker 1: Does he have boobs?

1677
01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:14,040
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1678
01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:16,920
Speaker 1: They said, hey, we're downstairs, can we come show your boobs?

1679
01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:17,360
Speaker 5: Yes?

1680
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:19,720
Speaker 1: Now goodbye. That's what it was.

1681
01:20:19,960 --> 01:20:23,240
Speaker 7: They didn't sit here and watch the show. They came

1682
01:20:23,320 --> 01:20:26,839
Speaker 7: in for fifteen minutes. Show, we saw boobs.

1683
01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:30,559
Speaker 1: It was a great day. Yeah, apples and oranges, they're

1684
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:32,720
Speaker 1: about orange size. I just feel like you need to.

1685
01:20:32,920 --> 01:20:35,360
Speaker 22: Like give me some credibility sometimes, Like I wouldn't bring

1686
01:20:35,439 --> 01:20:38,400
Speaker 22: a rando in here. You just asked me if you could, no,

1687
01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:40,880
Speaker 22: like without your permission, and you like, well.

1688
01:20:40,800 --> 01:20:43,120
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't expect you to do that. But you

1689
01:20:43,240 --> 01:20:45,760
Speaker 1: asked me if you could and I said no.

1690
01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:49,360
Speaker 7: Because you think I was gonna say yes, I'll take

1691
01:20:49,400 --> 01:20:51,400
Speaker 7: that as a yes, and you thought i'd say yes.

1692
01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:55,880
Speaker 1: I don't care. Yeah, why would I say that? Because

1693
01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:58,439
Speaker 1: because you're usually for as long as it doesn't affect

1694
01:20:58,439 --> 01:21:00,599
Speaker 1: the show, it does affect the show. I don't need

1695
01:21:00,680 --> 01:21:03,760
Speaker 1: you any more distracted in there. Than you usually are.

1696
01:21:04,600 --> 01:21:06,600
Speaker 1: I don't need you sitting there trying to put on

1697
01:21:06,680 --> 01:21:08,600
Speaker 1: a show for some dude I don't know who he

1698
01:21:08,720 --> 01:21:12,680
Speaker 1: is day watch men. And that's exactly what I told him.

1699
01:21:12,720 --> 01:21:14,800
Speaker 10: I said, you are you want him to come in

1700
01:21:14,920 --> 01:21:16,840
Speaker 10: here so he can watch you, so.

1701
01:21:16,920 --> 01:21:18,719
Speaker 1: He can think you're cool. But there's nothing.

1702
01:21:19,720 --> 01:21:22,040
Speaker 7: But there's You don't but you don't do anything that

1703
01:21:22,120 --> 01:21:24,840
Speaker 7: would give anybody the impression that that job is a

1704
01:21:24,960 --> 01:21:25,679
Speaker 7: cool job.

1705
01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:29,000
Speaker 1: I have a really cool job compared to most people.

1706
01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:31,479
Speaker 1: That's not what I said. I mean, if you were

1707
01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:33,519
Speaker 1: a welder, you wouldn't have him come watch you weld

1708
01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:36,679
Speaker 1: because that was a boring job. This is a cool job, right,

1709
01:21:36,920 --> 01:21:41,559
Speaker 1: but it's it's a fun thing to be a part of. Yes,

1710
01:21:41,600 --> 01:21:43,519
Speaker 1: I understand. That doesn't make sitting in there answering the

1711
01:21:43,560 --> 01:21:46,200
Speaker 1: phones are cool, which is what he'd watch you do.

1712
01:21:46,479 --> 01:21:48,400
Speaker 22: Just because I just feel bad that I'm gonna have

1713
01:21:48,439 --> 01:21:49,840
Speaker 22: to leave him at home and he's dropping all the

1714
01:21:49,880 --> 01:21:52,160
Speaker 22: way out here just to sit at home. I have

1715
01:21:52,240 --> 01:21:53,760
Speaker 22: class in the morning. I was gonna bring him the

1716
01:21:53,760 --> 01:21:55,559
Speaker 22: class with me too, or at least it outside the class.

1717
01:21:55,920 --> 01:21:59,720
Speaker 1: And then listen, this guy, listen. He lives in Grand rapids. Right, Yes,

1718
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:02,360
Speaker 1: so he's dying to get out of Grand Rapids. I

1719
01:22:02,520 --> 01:22:06,599
Speaker 1: understand that he's gonna drive all the way Cleveland. Watch

1720
01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:11,680
Speaker 1: you in class, watch him at take notes? Is that

1721
01:22:11,840 --> 01:22:19,439
Speaker 1: the back ah boy? Can't he's driving here? So can't

1722
01:22:19,479 --> 01:22:22,120
Speaker 1: he just go and see things in Cleveland while he's here,

1723
01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:23,120
Speaker 1: Like go to rock Hall or.

1724
01:22:23,120 --> 01:22:25,599
Speaker 22: Something, go by themselves at the place they've never been? Well,

1725
01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:27,240
Speaker 22: I don't know if he's ever been here, But who

1726
01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:29,240
Speaker 22: wants to go by themselves? Like nobody wants to? Oh,

1727
01:22:29,360 --> 01:22:31,400
Speaker 22: I think I'll just take a walk and a stroll

1728
01:22:31,439 --> 01:22:32,880
Speaker 22: through New York City and just psych.

1729
01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:35,439
Speaker 1: Yes, that's amazing. Going by yourself is great.

1730
01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:38,280
Speaker 22: No, And plus I wouldn't I wouldn't want to walk

1731
01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:40,720
Speaker 22: through Cleveland by myself, and I live here.

1732
01:22:40,960 --> 01:22:44,479
Speaker 1: Cleveland's not New York City. You still get sank real quick?

1733
01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:45,360
Speaker 2: Like what you mean?

1734
01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:51,040
Speaker 7: Yes, all those shankings that are happening on East Fourth Street.

1735
01:22:52,960 --> 01:22:54,519
Speaker 7: I can't wait to see that episode of twenty twenty

1736
01:22:54,560 --> 01:22:55,439
Speaker 7: who killed Pound Kick?

1737
01:22:55,520 --> 01:22:57,960
Speaker 1: I can't either. That's gonna be a great episode.

1738
01:22:58,120 --> 01:23:01,040
Speaker 7: Who hey, hey, what a lot of people want to

1739
01:23:01,080 --> 01:23:03,000
Speaker 7: know he was on American Idol? Was he the blind

1740
01:23:03,040 --> 01:23:05,400
Speaker 7: guy who played piano that Seacrest tried to high five?

1741
01:23:05,600 --> 01:23:06,040
Speaker 2: Is that him?

1742
01:23:06,200 --> 01:23:06,240
Speaker 5: No?

1743
01:23:07,240 --> 01:23:07,600
Speaker 3: Damn it?

1744
01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:12,000
Speaker 1: M Can we know his name so we can lookhim on?

1745
01:23:12,160 --> 01:23:12,200
Speaker 14: No?

1746
01:23:12,800 --> 01:23:13,840
Speaker 1: Are you going to give him a tour of the

1747
01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:18,400
Speaker 1: smoothie shop? Used to work. This is where I used

1748
01:23:18,400 --> 01:23:21,080
Speaker 1: to give people double scoots. I'll talk to my old boss.

1749
01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:24,559
Speaker 22: He's not materialistic, so he'll appreciate where it came from.

1750
01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:28,040
Speaker 22: What does he do now in Grand Rapids? He worked

1751
01:23:28,080 --> 01:23:31,400
Speaker 22: for Apple. He's one of the higher up managers. He

1752
01:23:31,479 --> 01:23:34,760
Speaker 22: works at the Apple Store. Yes, whatever, Yeah, I'm not works.

1753
01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:41,640
Speaker 1: Steve Johnson. Yeah he's Johnny Ives. Sorry I didn't excuse me,

1754
01:23:41,840 --> 01:23:45,479
Speaker 1: but yeah, so you don't know how companies work. Whatever

1755
01:23:46,439 --> 01:23:48,599
Speaker 1: the Kenwood mall or whatever.

1756
01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:52,439
Speaker 24: He's a shift supervisor at at the Apple Store. Probably

1757
01:23:52,520 --> 01:23:54,400
Speaker 24: that's like saying you're one of the higher ups at

1758
01:23:54,439 --> 01:24:00,639
Speaker 24: iHeartMedia because we're on the fourth floors, the top four.

1759
01:24:00,479 --> 01:24:03,560
Speaker 1: Of the buildings. Taxically, we're higher up than others. He

1760
01:24:03,600 --> 01:24:05,439
Speaker 1: makes good money for himself. He lives on his own,

1761
01:24:05,520 --> 01:24:07,639
Speaker 1: he has his own car. No, that's all good. I'm

1762
01:24:07,920 --> 01:24:08,840
Speaker 1: I'm happy for you.

1763
01:24:09,600 --> 01:24:09,840
Speaker 5: Yep.

1764
01:24:10,720 --> 01:24:12,639
Speaker 1: Just don't want him in the booth, that's fine. Yeah,

1765
01:24:13,360 --> 01:24:15,600
Speaker 1: we'll figure out something. I know you will. I have

1766
01:24:15,720 --> 01:24:19,520
Speaker 1: faith in you, and I get the feeling the pounds

1767
01:24:19,560 --> 01:24:22,479
Speaker 1: a clodic heterosexual. Yes it's really a girl.

1768
01:24:24,080 --> 01:24:27,160
Speaker 10: No, I have Well, but after hearing this guy's voice,

1769
01:24:27,200 --> 01:24:28,320
Speaker 10: you would think he was a woman.

1770
01:24:28,520 --> 01:24:31,080
Speaker 1: He's not even that bad. Yes, so he's the one

1771
01:24:31,080 --> 01:24:33,639
Speaker 1: that should have been on that parody cover of Twink magazine.

1772
01:24:34,640 --> 01:24:36,960
Speaker 10: I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I'm just saying

1773
01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:38,639
Speaker 10: he sounds very feminine.

1774
01:24:38,760 --> 01:24:40,920
Speaker 22: Well, that's okay because there's not gonna be much talking

1775
01:24:41,040 --> 01:24:44,000
Speaker 22: while he's there. Let me just say that it's been

1776
01:24:44,040 --> 01:24:45,680
Speaker 22: a year through guys, Yeah, and I've seen it a lot.

1777
01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:51,760
Speaker 10: Wait till you like engage in some sort of sexual scenario. Uh,

1778
01:24:51,960 --> 01:24:54,479
Speaker 10: he's gonna be like chanting your name, but it's gonna

1779
01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:58,120
Speaker 10: sound so I dig it, lady, like it's gonna work.

1780
01:24:58,400 --> 01:25:01,240
Speaker 7: He's gonna have to replicate the you guys have spoken

1781
01:25:01,280 --> 01:25:04,400
Speaker 7: over a year on Skype, just to make it very natural.

1782
01:25:04,479 --> 01:25:07,840
Speaker 7: He's gonna have to replicate that like digital distortion that

1783
01:25:07,880 --> 01:25:10,439
Speaker 7: you get from yeah from Yeah, the lag.

1784
01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:14,760
Speaker 1: To meet you, and I'll probably never.

1785
01:25:14,840 --> 01:25:17,080
Speaker 22: Talk to him again, So it's it'll be fine because

1786
01:25:17,080 --> 01:25:18,000
Speaker 22: I'm not gonna drive up there.

1787
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:20,439
Speaker 1: I'm too busy. You're gonna make him drive all this

1788
01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:22,000
Speaker 1: way and then never talk to him again.

1789
01:25:22,040 --> 01:25:23,439
Speaker 22: I mean I probably talked to him some more like

1790
01:25:23,520 --> 01:25:25,560
Speaker 22: a year on Skype until I graduate and I have

1791
01:25:25,680 --> 01:25:27,479
Speaker 22: free time. I don't have time now, and I told

1792
01:25:27,560 --> 01:25:29,720
Speaker 22: him that. So he's gonna take the time out of

1793
01:25:29,760 --> 01:25:31,400
Speaker 22: his day to come down here. It's gonna work from

1794
01:25:31,400 --> 01:25:32,080
Speaker 22: home if he wants to.

1795
01:25:32,360 --> 01:25:36,680
Speaker 1: I can't well listen. A combination of whatever charm you've

1796
01:25:36,720 --> 01:25:40,120
Speaker 1: got on these dudes and the desperate desire to get

1797
01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:42,840
Speaker 1: out of Grand Rapids, Michigan for a few days has

1798
01:25:42,920 --> 01:25:48,200
Speaker 1: really come together in a very exciting bit of time

1799
01:25:48,280 --> 01:25:49,599
Speaker 1: for you. You must not know about me. I got

1800
01:25:49,640 --> 01:25:52,760
Speaker 1: that good good, Oh god, what do you.

1801
01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:55,040
Speaker 7: Have planned for you and this guy that's driving in

1802
01:25:55,160 --> 01:25:56,880
Speaker 7: from Michigan to hang out with you for the next

1803
01:25:56,960 --> 01:25:57,639
Speaker 7: couple of days.

1804
01:25:57,960 --> 01:25:59,800
Speaker 1: Well, now he's not coming.

1805
01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:03,799
Speaker 22: I just looked on I text him because it reminded

1806
01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:05,880
Speaker 22: me to find out what time he was getting in

1807
01:26:05,960 --> 01:26:07,240
Speaker 22: so I could be prepared, because I thought he was

1808
01:26:07,280 --> 01:26:09,920
Speaker 22: coming in at midnight. He screenshoted me a picture of

1809
01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:13,000
Speaker 22: a news article he just got into an accident with

1810
01:26:13,240 --> 01:26:15,760
Speaker 22: him and his best friend his best friend died an accident.

1811
01:26:15,800 --> 01:26:20,120
Speaker 1: So hard you're sitting on this the whole time. This

1812
01:26:20,320 --> 01:26:24,720
Speaker 1: just happened like tim minutes. Wait, I just in Stronsow.

1813
01:26:25,080 --> 01:26:29,599
Speaker 1: No in Michigan. Yeah, he got hit by. They got

1814
01:26:29,680 --> 01:26:31,320
Speaker 1: hit by. How do you know this was his car

1815
01:26:31,920 --> 01:26:33,439
Speaker 1: because it has his name in the article. It's not

1816
01:26:33,520 --> 01:26:34,439
Speaker 1: his car? Is his friend?

1817
01:26:34,960 --> 01:26:35,120
Speaker 6: Wait?

1818
01:26:35,160 --> 01:26:37,720
Speaker 1: Where is this? I'm not going to tell you this

1819
01:26:37,840 --> 01:26:40,160
Speaker 1: happened ten minutes ago? How was there an article about it?

1820
01:26:41,080 --> 01:26:43,879
Speaker 1: I got the message ten minutes ago. You got the message?

1821
01:26:44,520 --> 01:26:46,960
Speaker 1: When did the crash happen? Hold on, let me read it.

1822
01:26:50,439 --> 01:26:52,519
Speaker 1: He had his name in the article because I hadn't

1823
01:26:52,560 --> 01:26:54,920
Speaker 1: talked to them. Photoshop that. No, you can't.

1824
01:26:54,920 --> 01:26:57,160
Speaker 7: Okay, what does it say? What was his text to you?

1825
01:26:58,080 --> 01:27:01,120
Speaker 7: I can't call him friend? Didn't he didn't even say that.

1826
01:27:01,680 --> 01:27:04,760
Speaker 1: I texted Eis Yeah, I said, I said, what time?

1827
01:27:04,800 --> 01:27:09,479
Speaker 1: Are you a car crash? It's not funny. Sorry, you

1828
01:27:09,520 --> 01:27:12,760
Speaker 1: guys are really insensitive. Yes, it is funny, we know that. Yes,

1829
01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:16,920
Speaker 1: the truth is what's happening. Say, here's the screenshot. He

1830
01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:17,439
Speaker 1: sitting here.

1831
01:27:17,960 --> 01:27:21,320
Speaker 22: It is one killed, two injured in Lowell Township crash,

1832
01:27:21,720 --> 01:27:26,240
Speaker 22: and it has Lowell Township Michigan, emphasis on wood, and

1833
01:27:26,360 --> 01:27:28,960
Speaker 22: then it says authority say one person is dead and

1834
01:27:29,040 --> 01:27:31,360
Speaker 22: two others are injured after a crash in Kent County.

1835
01:27:31,560 --> 01:27:35,120
Speaker 22: It happened around eleven pm Sunday night. Okay, so it

1836
01:27:35,200 --> 01:27:35,840
Speaker 22: happened last night.

1837
01:27:35,880 --> 01:27:38,040
Speaker 1: So this was last night. He's just telling you now

1838
01:27:38,640 --> 01:27:40,320
Speaker 1: that I hadn't talked to him. I had text him

1839
01:27:40,320 --> 01:27:42,080
Speaker 1: and he hadn't replied, So I was like, what is

1840
01:27:42,120 --> 01:27:44,639
Speaker 1: going on? And when I texted, so he never even

1841
01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:47,720
Speaker 1: got out of Grand Rapids. Lowell's like right outside Grandrar Yah,

1842
01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:49,760
Speaker 1: I don't know where that is. And so and it

1843
01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:50,880
Speaker 1: said it happened around eleven pm.

1844
01:27:50,960 --> 01:27:53,760
Speaker 22: Kent County sheriff said, twenty three year old blank and

1845
01:27:53,880 --> 01:27:56,840
Speaker 22: Grand Rapids twenty five year old blank and was just

1846
01:27:56,960 --> 01:28:00,439
Speaker 22: hit in northwest northeast all in that shroad.

1847
01:28:01,040 --> 01:28:05,000
Speaker 1: So wow, that sucks. When did this supposedly happen? Uh,

1848
01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:08,160
Speaker 1: Saturday night or Sunday night night? Sunday night, last night.

1849
01:28:08,439 --> 01:28:11,559
Speaker 1: I've got bad news for you. He edited that date

1850
01:28:11,680 --> 01:28:12,000
Speaker 1: on there.

1851
01:28:12,320 --> 01:28:16,160
Speaker 10: I'm looking at the article right now and it actually

1852
01:28:16,240 --> 01:28:18,599
Speaker 10: happened November twenty second.

1853
01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:21,800
Speaker 1: It's probably on the same picture that we'll look at

1854
01:28:21,840 --> 01:28:24,920
Speaker 1: it in break compare to I hope this is fake.

1855
01:28:25,320 --> 01:28:27,760
Speaker 1: I hope like somebody is trying to blow a poundcake off.

1856
01:28:27,800 --> 01:28:32,439
Speaker 1: I hope that he's getting screwed over. But I'm trying

1857
01:28:32,439 --> 01:28:34,240
Speaker 1: to think he would fake somebody dying.

1858
01:28:36,040 --> 01:28:37,640
Speaker 7: I've done a lot of things to get out of

1859
01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:41,360
Speaker 7: situations that's really rough. Hey, if this is true, though,

1860
01:28:41,920 --> 01:28:43,800
Speaker 7: ask him where you can send flowers.

1861
01:28:44,040 --> 01:28:46,320
Speaker 1: I just want to see that photo again because I

1862
01:28:46,360 --> 01:28:49,320
Speaker 1: don't think the Facebook shares and stuff around there either, so.

1863
01:28:49,400 --> 01:28:52,120
Speaker 22: That makes me very I want to go to his

1864
01:28:52,200 --> 01:28:53,840
Speaker 22: friend's list and see if I can like google his

1865
01:28:53,960 --> 01:28:55,719
Speaker 22: friend because they're probably Facebook friends.

1866
01:28:56,000 --> 01:29:03,760
Speaker 1: So therefore, see, you can't go let's go Rick Kraul. Look, No,

1867
01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:10,320
Speaker 1: I already looked up I looked for on Facebook either. Ever, No,

1868
01:29:10,520 --> 01:29:14,160
Speaker 1: there is no Rick Kroll on Facebook. Try Richard Kroll.

1869
01:29:15,560 --> 01:29:20,759
Speaker 1: Richard Kroll. There's no Richard Krawl. No, there's Richard Richard

1870
01:29:20,880 --> 01:29:24,559
Speaker 1: Kroll Total Image Salon in Pennsylvania. Nick Kroll? Is there

1871
01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:27,640
Speaker 1: a Nick Kroll? That is One of the things that

1872
01:29:27,720 --> 01:29:31,600
Speaker 1: came up is rich Dicks from The Kroll Show and

1873
01:29:31,680 --> 01:29:34,599
Speaker 1: there's a car crash thing they went through. Wait, let's

1874
01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:35,840
Speaker 1: see rich I'm.

1875
01:29:35,720 --> 01:29:37,880
Speaker 7: Just fascinated by this as someone would go to those

1876
01:29:38,080 --> 01:29:41,479
Speaker 7: lengths to not drive five hours when you could just

1877
01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:43,360
Speaker 7: easily say, hey, bro, not gonna happen.

1878
01:29:43,479 --> 01:29:46,240
Speaker 10: But if they've been talking for the flop, he's calling

1879
01:29:46,360 --> 01:29:48,800
Speaker 10: him his babe and like whatever he made.

1880
01:29:49,280 --> 01:29:51,200
Speaker 1: And then on his personal page he just says the

1881
01:29:51,280 --> 01:29:53,240
Speaker 1: next couple of weeks are going to be very hard

1882
01:29:53,280 --> 01:29:56,880
Speaker 1: for me, praying for strength. So doesn't again doesn't exactly

1883
01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:59,400
Speaker 1: mention the crash at all. All of the comments he's

1884
01:29:59,479 --> 01:30:02,040
Speaker 1: making our so that people will go what happened, Yes,

1885
01:30:02,840 --> 01:30:05,040
Speaker 1: he's fishing. No, I don't even think it's that.

1886
01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:10,400
Speaker 10: I think he's speaking in in vagaries Is that a

1887
01:30:10,479 --> 01:30:15,080
Speaker 10: word vagaries? So that he doesn't have to specifically say

1888
01:30:15,800 --> 01:30:18,759
Speaker 10: I was in a car crash he died today.

1889
01:30:19,120 --> 01:30:21,200
Speaker 7: Trust me, this is what I'm saying. This guy would

1890
01:30:21,240 --> 01:30:23,559
Speaker 7: have put a novel on there. If he was going

1891
01:30:23,640 --> 01:30:25,080
Speaker 7: to talk about it, he would have talked about the

1892
01:30:25,120 --> 01:30:26,880
Speaker 7: car they were in, where they were, how long he's

1893
01:30:27,000 --> 01:30:29,479
Speaker 7: known him, what a great friend he is, all this,

1894
01:30:29,760 --> 01:30:31,080
Speaker 7: how he was supposed.

1895
01:30:30,640 --> 01:30:34,160
Speaker 1: To leave time to find another I found something else.

1896
01:30:36,160 --> 01:30:39,400
Speaker 9: So if you think that he doesn't have another boo,

1897
01:30:40,280 --> 01:30:43,240
Speaker 9: yesterday he was at Red Lobster he's not going there

1898
01:30:43,280 --> 01:30:43,719
Speaker 9: by himself.

1899
01:30:43,760 --> 01:30:44,599
Speaker 1: He's going on a date.

1900
01:30:46,120 --> 01:30:51,160
Speaker 7: There's a heart on the post. Okay with anybody yesterday?

1901
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:55,000
Speaker 7: Did he ever tell you he was allergic to shellfish?

1902
01:30:55,080 --> 01:30:58,639
Speaker 7: Because that would be a lie to lobster with this friend?

1903
01:30:58,800 --> 01:31:02,559
Speaker 1: When did the accident? Have it happened at eleven o'clock

1904
01:31:02,680 --> 01:31:05,920
Speaker 1: last night? Last night? This? Did he three hours ago?

1905
01:31:06,200 --> 01:31:06,720
Speaker 1: Did he ever?

1906
01:31:06,920 --> 01:31:07,240
Speaker 2: How many?

1907
01:31:07,560 --> 01:31:09,479
Speaker 1: How long ago is this? He says twenty three hours ago,

1908
01:31:09,520 --> 01:31:10,679
Speaker 1: so that's like five thirty.

1909
01:31:10,800 --> 01:31:14,360
Speaker 7: Has he ever expressed a desire or a fantasy to

1910
01:31:14,479 --> 01:31:16,519
Speaker 7: have you stuff him full of cheddarbaby biscuits?

1911
01:31:17,040 --> 01:31:17,280
Speaker 23: I have?

1912
01:31:19,400 --> 01:31:20,240
Speaker 1: Those are delicious?

1913
01:31:21,439 --> 01:31:21,800
Speaker 20: You get them?

1914
01:31:22,080 --> 01:31:22,280
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1915
01:31:23,200 --> 01:31:23,599
Speaker 25: All right?

1916
01:31:24,680 --> 01:31:26,920
Speaker 1: This is all unraveling, pound cake, And it's a bummer

1917
01:31:26,960 --> 01:31:30,000
Speaker 1: because if you've known this guy for a year. Skype,

1918
01:31:30,040 --> 01:31:32,320
Speaker 1: though I don't think that's like it's like the modern.

1919
01:31:32,120 --> 01:31:33,960
Speaker 7: Day telephone, Like if you were talking to somebody for

1920
01:31:34,080 --> 01:31:35,920
Speaker 7: hours on the telephone back in the eighties, that's what

1921
01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:36,599
Speaker 7: skype is now.

1922
01:31:36,680 --> 01:31:39,400
Speaker 10: It's no less important. Because he said, who wants to

1923
01:31:39,479 --> 01:31:41,599
Speaker 10: go out and have a beer? And then a friend

1924
01:31:41,640 --> 01:31:44,519
Speaker 10: of his responded, you driving, I'm down? He said, yes,

1925
01:31:44,640 --> 01:31:46,440
Speaker 10: let's go, let's go watch strippers.

1926
01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:50,799
Speaker 1: I don't see Rick Kroll commenting on any of these posts.

1927
01:31:51,400 --> 01:31:55,000
Speaker 1: Rick Kroll is dead, yeah, but he wasn't dead yesterday,

1928
01:31:55,439 --> 01:31:56,120
Speaker 1: died last night.

1929
01:31:56,240 --> 01:31:58,320
Speaker 7: A lot of people say that you're getting catfish poundcake,

1930
01:31:59,080 --> 01:32:01,400
Speaker 7: but you've him. Was gonna say, you've seen his face?

1931
01:32:01,520 --> 01:32:04,000
Speaker 22: Can he speak that you follow up for two years,

1932
01:32:04,080 --> 01:32:06,280
Speaker 22: that's where I've even see what he looks like behind me,

1933
01:32:06,320 --> 01:32:06,840
Speaker 22: But you've never.

1934
01:32:06,800 --> 01:32:09,120
Speaker 1: Met him in person. There's no way this is legit.

1935
01:32:09,840 --> 01:32:12,240
Speaker 4: We've all got something inside of us and that says

1936
01:32:12,360 --> 01:32:15,160
Speaker 4: you just make sure it doesn't get stuck there.

1937
01:32:15,680 --> 01:32:19,080
Speaker 21: The Alan Coxhaw on one hundred point seven domms.

1938
01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:36,800
Speaker 1: Our little boy is four years old. I'm quite little man.

1939
01:32:38,320 --> 01:32:43,960
Speaker 28: So he fell up the words we don't ah him

1940
01:32:44,280 --> 01:32:46,080
Speaker 28: too armose and.

1941
01:32:47,840 --> 01:32:50,760
Speaker 1: What tea oh or maybe.

1942
01:32:51,320 --> 01:33:00,920
Speaker 14: Su are are ss wo words we're hiding from the.

1943
01:33:02,680 --> 01:33:16,040
Speaker 1: Hot ug. We have to spell that word for little

1944
01:33:16,280 --> 01:33:17,680
Speaker 1: Joel like.

1945
01:33:17,880 --> 01:33:27,800
Speaker 2: Am old t h E R s K A S

1946
01:33:28,360 --> 01:33:29,480
Speaker 2: s age.

1947
01:33:32,120 --> 01:33:41,080
Speaker 1: Becomes breathing today all he can spell all that very goodness.

1948
01:33:41,439 --> 01:33:48,920
Speaker 2: He's a d I P s h I H d

1949
01:33:49,600 --> 01:33:50,800
Speaker 2: I P is.

1950
01:33:52,880 --> 01:33:56,280
Speaker 7: Have this guy in Turkey or something who is getting

1951
01:33:56,280 --> 01:33:57,680
Speaker 7: divorced from his wife and he's got to.

1952
01:33:57,720 --> 01:34:00,200
Speaker 1: Pay her a lot of money because she suited them.

1953
01:34:02,200 --> 01:34:06,960
Speaker 7: As crazy as this country is, as you know, people

1954
01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:11,639
Speaker 7: talk about to reform and all these frivolous lawsuits and things,

1955
01:34:11,760 --> 01:34:15,439
Speaker 7: you know, and the guy running the country as he's

1956
01:34:15,479 --> 01:34:18,360
Speaker 7: not the king of anything other than frivolous lawsuits. But

1957
01:34:19,280 --> 01:34:21,200
Speaker 7: there's certain stories. When you read, you go there's no

1958
01:34:21,280 --> 01:34:25,120
Speaker 7: way this is in the United States. A guy in

1959
01:34:25,200 --> 01:34:27,920
Speaker 7: Turkey was divorcing his wife, and his wife sued him.

1960
01:34:27,960 --> 01:34:33,360
Speaker 7: She wanted financial compensation simply because he saved her number

1961
01:34:33,479 --> 01:34:38,080
Speaker 7: in his phone as Chubby in his contact list. Whoops,

1962
01:34:38,200 --> 01:34:40,200
Speaker 7: that was the name for his wife and his phone.

1963
01:34:41,840 --> 01:34:44,439
Speaker 7: And you know a lot of people you have their

1964
01:34:44,880 --> 01:34:48,040
Speaker 7: husband or wife or significant other. Sometimes they have him

1965
01:34:48,080 --> 01:34:50,760
Speaker 7: in as their name. Sometimes they'll have him in as

1966
01:34:51,160 --> 01:34:53,960
Speaker 7: you know, a term of endearment. Some people just have

1967
01:34:54,160 --> 01:34:56,800
Speaker 7: you know, have them in as husband or wife. Do

1968
01:34:56,880 --> 01:34:58,960
Speaker 7: you have your wife's name and your phone as her name?

1969
01:34:59,160 --> 01:35:00,439
Speaker 1: I have them as first last name.

1970
01:35:00,520 --> 01:35:00,720
Speaker 15: Yeah.

1971
01:35:00,840 --> 01:35:02,880
Speaker 1: She always gets pissed at me for that her phone.

1972
01:35:03,640 --> 01:35:04,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's her full name.

1973
01:35:04,800 --> 01:35:06,639
Speaker 1: Yeah funny yeah.

1974
01:35:06,840 --> 01:35:07,040
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1975
01:35:08,000 --> 01:35:10,840
Speaker 7: My friends whose parents' names are in their phone now

1976
01:35:10,960 --> 01:35:13,160
Speaker 7: mom and dad, their names are in their phone, right,

1977
01:35:13,280 --> 01:35:15,600
Speaker 7: that's what I have like, do you really what's your

1978
01:35:15,640 --> 01:35:16,479
Speaker 7: mom's name Joanne?

1979
01:35:16,520 --> 01:35:18,920
Speaker 1: Diane? Diane? Yeah, I should know that that's my ex

1980
01:35:18,960 --> 01:35:22,479
Speaker 1: wife's name. No, my mom is in my phone as mom.

1981
01:35:24,920 --> 01:35:29,080
Speaker 1: And but I think it's funny if your parent was

1982
01:35:29,200 --> 01:35:31,360
Speaker 1: in there under their name. Now, why is your mom

1983
01:35:31,439 --> 01:35:32,479
Speaker 1: and your phone as Diane.

1984
01:35:32,920 --> 01:35:34,600
Speaker 13: I just I used to always have a thing with

1985
01:35:34,920 --> 01:35:37,960
Speaker 13: every being everything being in order, you know what I mean,

1986
01:35:38,040 --> 01:35:40,120
Speaker 13: like like in contact, like I wanted everything to just

1987
01:35:40,200 --> 01:35:44,800
Speaker 13: be by the person's name, so like at work especially.

1988
01:35:44,439 --> 01:35:46,200
Speaker 7: I think that's but if you had a so that

1989
01:35:46,439 --> 01:35:48,559
Speaker 7: leads me to assume you don't have any other friends

1990
01:35:48,640 --> 01:35:49,240
Speaker 7: named Diane.

1991
01:35:50,280 --> 01:35:53,360
Speaker 1: Last name, I'll just change the last name was named Diane,

1992
01:35:53,400 --> 01:35:54,960
Speaker 1: but different different spelling.

1993
01:35:55,080 --> 01:35:58,920
Speaker 7: Oh really yeah? Oh okay, yeah, so I'll I put

1994
01:35:59,000 --> 01:36:03,040
Speaker 7: in your wife's mom is the same as your mom's name. Yep,

1995
01:36:03,160 --> 01:36:05,559
Speaker 7: just spelled differently. Wow, as two ends in Diane, her

1996
01:36:05,640 --> 01:36:06,240
Speaker 7: father has one.

1997
01:36:06,439 --> 01:36:09,040
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Yeah, it's not crazy, it's good, you know,

1998
01:36:09,200 --> 01:36:11,600
Speaker 1: very common common name in the late fifties there, So

1999
01:36:12,040 --> 01:36:16,560
Speaker 1: I guess. And I have my brother's saved, you know,

2000
01:36:17,040 --> 01:36:19,040
Speaker 1: by his by his name, not you know, just as

2001
01:36:19,160 --> 01:36:20,240
Speaker 1: you know, like his first name around.

2002
01:36:20,240 --> 01:36:22,200
Speaker 7: Well, I mean siblings. Yeah, because you might have multiple,

2003
01:36:22,200 --> 01:36:23,960
Speaker 7: you're not gonna have like brother one brother too. Like

2004
01:36:24,040 --> 01:36:26,320
Speaker 7: my siblings are all in by their name. My mom

2005
01:36:26,439 --> 01:36:28,240
Speaker 7: is in his mom, my dad was in his dad,

2006
01:36:28,400 --> 01:36:30,360
Speaker 7: because I only had one of them. Every once in

2007
01:36:30,400 --> 01:36:33,240
Speaker 7: a while, I'll go through my contacts or I'll be

2008
01:36:33,439 --> 01:36:36,880
Speaker 7: looking for a particular person and I go, Jesus, I

2009
01:36:37,080 --> 01:36:41,120
Speaker 7: still have this person in my contacts because people all

2010
01:36:41,360 --> 01:36:43,800
Speaker 7: you know Dustin from Georgia. He goes, who's the most

2011
01:36:43,880 --> 01:36:47,000
Speaker 7: famous person in yours and Rob's contacts?

2012
01:36:48,000 --> 01:36:49,600
Speaker 1: And I'd have to look. I don't know off the

2013
01:36:49,640 --> 01:36:50,360
Speaker 1: top of my head.

2014
01:36:51,240 --> 01:36:53,559
Speaker 7: But it's crazy to me because I'm also somebody who

2015
01:36:53,640 --> 01:36:55,160
Speaker 7: and I haven't done it in a long time. Because

2016
01:36:55,160 --> 01:36:56,960
Speaker 7: I think once I got down to like three hundred

2017
01:36:56,960 --> 01:37:01,679
Speaker 7: and nineteen people, I was good, right my Facebook friends,

2018
01:37:02,520 --> 01:37:04,320
Speaker 7: I got down to like three hundred and nineteen. I'm

2019
01:37:04,320 --> 01:37:06,920
Speaker 7: almost never on Facebook. Every one of those people is

2020
01:37:06,960 --> 01:37:09,679
Speaker 7: somebody who I actually know. I never I never put

2021
01:37:09,760 --> 01:37:14,480
Speaker 7: listeners on my personal page. But I don't have nicknames

2022
01:37:14,520 --> 01:37:18,439
Speaker 7: in my phone. That's an interesting question. Maybe one or

2023
01:37:18,479 --> 01:37:20,760
Speaker 7: two the most famous person in your phone? That's a

2024
01:37:20,840 --> 01:37:23,519
Speaker 7: really I guess I hadn't thought much about that.

2025
01:37:24,280 --> 01:37:32,080
Speaker 1: Let me look Kanye, Taylor Swift, Sabrina Carpenter. Why are they?

2026
01:37:32,160 --> 01:37:33,800
Speaker 1: They're all in here? Yeah, I could just call them

2027
01:37:33,840 --> 01:37:36,720
Speaker 1: right now, Rob, I'd say, Barack Obama, do a deep Yeah,

2028
01:37:36,840 --> 01:37:38,280
Speaker 1: Barack Obama.

2029
01:37:38,680 --> 01:37:44,280
Speaker 7: Probably your biggest celebrity. I still have Stephen Hawking's number.

2030
01:37:44,280 --> 01:37:47,559
Speaker 7: I guess I should probably delete that, shouldn't I that's

2031
01:37:47,640 --> 01:37:48,120
Speaker 7: not gonna.

2032
01:37:48,840 --> 01:37:51,120
Speaker 1: That's just how white folks will do you. That's right,

2033
01:37:51,200 --> 01:37:51,839
Speaker 1: mister president.

2034
01:37:51,960 --> 01:37:52,120
Speaker 2: Yep.

2035
01:37:54,479 --> 01:37:58,479
Speaker 1: Anyway, my ex's name is in my phone. Allen as

2036
01:37:58,760 --> 01:38:03,840
Speaker 1: die comma ann die come, oh boy, oh boy.

2037
01:38:07,240 --> 01:38:10,600
Speaker 7: Anyway, this guy he's got to pay his soon to

2038
01:38:10,640 --> 01:38:14,240
Speaker 7: be ex wife because she's Uh. They ruled that she

2039
01:38:14,320 --> 01:38:18,679
Speaker 7: should be financially compensated for being saved for the Turk

2040
01:38:19,120 --> 01:38:21,920
Speaker 7: tom Beck t m b K, which is the Turkish

2041
01:38:22,000 --> 01:38:23,439
Speaker 7: word translating to chubby.

2042
01:38:24,880 --> 01:38:26,160
Speaker 1: And this all came out in.

2043
01:38:27,640 --> 01:38:33,000
Speaker 7: The disclosure during the UH divorce proceedings. And she said

2044
01:38:33,040 --> 01:38:36,400
Speaker 7: that the nickname was degrading and that she should be

2045
01:38:37,680 --> 01:38:39,799
Speaker 7: entitled to some of his income.

2046
01:38:39,920 --> 01:38:40,240
Speaker 1: I guess.

2047
01:38:40,920 --> 01:38:44,360
Speaker 7: And so they found the husband at fault ordered him

2048
01:38:44,439 --> 01:38:47,400
Speaker 7: to pay her again. Could you imagine if that happened

2049
01:38:47,439 --> 01:38:50,760
Speaker 7: over here? If everybody who put there. You know, listen,

2050
01:38:50,800 --> 01:38:54,080
Speaker 7: I've been in situations before, you know, just dating situations

2051
01:38:54,120 --> 01:38:56,720
Speaker 7: where you know, you get on the wrong side of

2052
01:38:56,800 --> 01:38:59,559
Speaker 7: somebody and they might temporarily change your name in their phone.

2053
01:38:59,600 --> 01:39:03,080
Speaker 7: I had one an ex that did that, dickhead, I

2054
01:39:03,120 --> 01:39:06,559
Speaker 7: would have been happier with that, would have been happier

2055
01:39:06,640 --> 01:39:09,600
Speaker 7: with that. And I'm like, well, I'm never gonna see that.

2056
01:39:09,760 --> 01:39:11,280
Speaker 7: If he hadn't told me, I would never would have

2057
01:39:11,320 --> 01:39:13,559
Speaker 7: seen it. You're not standing next to somebody when you're

2058
01:39:13,560 --> 01:39:17,960
Speaker 7: calling your phone and seeing your name come up or whatever.

2059
01:39:19,920 --> 01:39:23,120
Speaker 1: But this is a cautionary tale. You know, this guy

2060
01:39:23,240 --> 01:39:27,360
Speaker 1: is leading the charge here unbeknownst to him. People in Turkey.

2061
01:39:27,680 --> 01:39:30,240
Speaker 1: You're a married guy, just put your wife's name in

2062
01:39:30,320 --> 01:39:34,160
Speaker 1: your phone. Don't put any nonsense in there. Now that

2063
01:39:34,240 --> 01:39:35,920
Speaker 1: this lady is going to get some money for it,

2064
01:39:37,080 --> 01:39:42,320
Speaker 1: because you got it was a derogatory it was supposed

2065
01:39:42,360 --> 01:39:43,680
Speaker 1: to be, you know there. I'm sure there are some

2066
01:39:43,800 --> 01:39:50,439
Speaker 1: cultures where chubby would be a compliment to be considered thick.

2067
01:39:52,200 --> 01:39:56,880
Speaker 7: See my little thick little yeah. I mean it's again,

2068
01:39:57,120 --> 01:39:59,960
Speaker 7: that's certainly not one that I would pick for us

2069
01:40:00,000 --> 01:40:05,040
Speaker 7: significant other, but different strokes man ooh so scared chubby

2070
01:40:05,080 --> 01:40:07,880
Speaker 7: wubby Alan. When my ex calls my phone, it plays

2071
01:40:07,920 --> 01:40:08,960
Speaker 7: the Imperial March.

2072
01:40:10,160 --> 01:40:12,360
Speaker 1: That's exactly what I have for my ex wife. Yeah,

2073
01:40:14,200 --> 01:40:18,559
Speaker 1: I'm not joking when she calls, that's what it's been

2074
01:40:18,600 --> 01:40:21,600
Speaker 1: in there for so long. I mean, she hated my

2075
01:40:21,720 --> 01:40:23,880
Speaker 1: guts for a long time.

2076
01:40:24,120 --> 01:40:26,680
Speaker 7: Like we finally kind of got over that home. She

2077
01:40:26,760 --> 01:40:29,200
Speaker 7: got remarried and you know, some years ago, and and

2078
01:40:30,479 --> 01:40:33,240
Speaker 7: the got redivorced and all that. But you know, because

2079
01:40:33,240 --> 01:40:34,840
Speaker 7: our kids are little when we split, so it was

2080
01:40:34,960 --> 01:40:38,200
Speaker 7: like understandable that she her head would explode the mere

2081
01:40:38,280 --> 01:40:41,000
Speaker 7: thought of me I just ever changed it. I should

2082
01:40:41,120 --> 01:40:43,760
Speaker 7: because we do. We were very cordial in this point.

2083
01:40:43,800 --> 01:40:45,720
Speaker 7: Now it's just funny, yes, and now it's just your

2084
01:40:45,840 --> 01:40:48,519
Speaker 7: kids are in their early twenties, like you know, but yeah, boy,

2085
01:40:48,600 --> 01:40:52,120
Speaker 7: that's no joke. You made it through the hard part, yes,

2086
01:40:52,560 --> 01:40:55,840
Speaker 7: and it was a hard boy. God damn, Alan. I

2087
01:40:55,880 --> 01:40:58,880
Speaker 7: have an XI named just why because screw that psycho.

2088
01:40:59,280 --> 01:41:02,720
Speaker 7: I am fascinated by the people who still have those

2089
01:41:02,840 --> 01:41:04,040
Speaker 7: people in their phone.

2090
01:41:05,320 --> 01:41:08,040
Speaker 1: You know, people are like, oh, that's I still have

2091
01:41:08,120 --> 01:41:10,760
Speaker 1: my X on my phone? Why why?

2092
01:41:11,880 --> 01:41:16,320
Speaker 7: Well no, why, Like I listen I'm not a rearview

2093
01:41:16,360 --> 01:41:19,160
Speaker 7: mirror a guy. When we're done, we are done, You're

2094
01:41:19,200 --> 01:41:19,840
Speaker 7: out of my phone.

2095
01:41:20,479 --> 01:41:23,640
Speaker 1: We're done. But a lot of people are not like that.

2096
01:41:24,360 --> 01:41:24,519
Speaker 21: You know.

2097
01:41:24,760 --> 01:41:27,320
Speaker 7: That's like, wow, we're still kind of friendly, are you though?

2098
01:41:27,560 --> 01:41:29,320
Speaker 7: Because all you ever do is talk shrimp about them?

2099
01:41:29,520 --> 01:41:31,519
Speaker 7: That's something I really should do. I just went I

2100
01:41:31,600 --> 01:41:34,200
Speaker 7: have nine hundred and fifty nine contacts on my phone.

2101
01:41:34,479 --> 01:41:36,840
Speaker 1: But it's because I know the phones over the years,

2102
01:41:36,920 --> 01:41:39,000
Speaker 1: I've just had people's numbers. How do I go through

2103
01:41:39,080 --> 01:41:40,519
Speaker 1: now and edit that and get rid of people?

2104
01:41:40,560 --> 01:41:41,080
Speaker 2: How do you do it?

2105
01:41:41,120 --> 01:41:42,519
Speaker 1: One time? Tell how many people?

2106
01:41:42,520 --> 01:41:42,640
Speaker 2: Oh?

2107
01:41:42,840 --> 01:41:44,000
Speaker 1: You know how many contacts?

2108
01:41:44,000 --> 01:41:44,559
Speaker 2: I have my phone?

2109
01:41:44,760 --> 01:41:47,200
Speaker 7: One hundred and thirty seven? Really, and I bet I

2110
01:41:47,280 --> 01:41:48,880
Speaker 7: could get rid of a quarter of those.

2111
01:41:49,240 --> 01:41:51,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just have. I have, Like I can tell

2112
01:41:51,760 --> 01:41:53,200
Speaker 1: you right here. The first one that I see is

2113
01:41:53,240 --> 01:41:55,479
Speaker 1: this guy named It just says Bob. It was a

2114
01:41:55,560 --> 01:41:58,680
Speaker 1: dude that I worked with thirty years ago. I have

2115
01:41:58,800 --> 01:41:59,719
Speaker 1: not talked to since.

2116
01:42:00,680 --> 01:42:01,280
Speaker 2: I don't.

2117
01:42:01,280 --> 01:42:04,760
Speaker 7: I have the what I think is the old WMMS

2118
01:42:04,840 --> 01:42:06,640
Speaker 7: hotline in here. I wonder if it'll ring in here.

2119
01:42:06,720 --> 01:42:08,760
Speaker 7: I wonder if it's the same me. Open it up

2120
01:42:08,760 --> 01:42:10,200
Speaker 7: and I'll tell you yeah, I don't know if the number.

2121
01:42:10,280 --> 01:42:12,240
Speaker 7: I would see it ring over here right one of

2122
01:42:12,240 --> 01:42:15,800
Speaker 7: the lines, Yeah you would. Yeah, so I think it's

2123
01:42:15,840 --> 01:42:19,360
Speaker 7: the old WMMS hot line. So guess what I can

2124
01:42:19,400 --> 01:42:19,960
Speaker 7: get rid of that?

2125
01:42:20,920 --> 01:42:23,439
Speaker 1: It did? It doesn't even operate anymore. Yeah, I've got

2126
01:42:23,880 --> 01:42:26,160
Speaker 1: uh Now, I'm down to one hundred and thirty six.

2127
01:42:26,320 --> 01:42:29,200
Speaker 1: Rob Abby was a record rep that I worked with

2128
01:42:29,360 --> 01:42:31,200
Speaker 1: twenty years ago. Like, why do I have? But how

2129
01:42:31,240 --> 01:42:34,560
Speaker 1: do I go through? I'd have to multiple can I

2130
01:42:34,640 --> 01:42:37,160
Speaker 1: can you do a mass delete? Well, I don't know

2131
01:42:37,160 --> 01:42:37,439
Speaker 1: about that.

2132
01:42:38,360 --> 01:42:40,519
Speaker 7: I mean with nine hundred, I mean again, it wouldn't

2133
01:42:40,520 --> 01:42:42,000
Speaker 7: take me long to go through. I got one hundred

2134
01:42:42,000 --> 01:42:44,760
Speaker 7: and thirty six people. Billy Affordable Glass. It was the

2135
01:42:44,760 --> 01:42:47,160
Speaker 7: guy that changed my windshield in Rhode Island, right Like

2136
01:42:47,280 --> 01:42:52,599
Speaker 7: I have my my former in law's house phone number

2137
01:42:52,680 --> 01:42:55,080
Speaker 7: in here right now. I was very useful when my

2138
01:42:55,160 --> 01:42:58,439
Speaker 7: kids were younger, when I had more frequent contact with them.

2139
01:42:58,560 --> 01:43:02,000
Speaker 1: Don't need it now. Prey Lang, there's one I have

2140
01:43:02,120 --> 01:43:05,160
Speaker 1: him in here. That's uh, that's famous and a number

2141
01:43:05,200 --> 01:43:08,240
Speaker 1: I probably don't need. There you go, he's still alive.

2142
01:43:08,720 --> 01:43:12,680
Speaker 1: He is, Yes, Yeah, yep, I've got Ron Jeremy in

2143
01:43:12,760 --> 01:43:14,880
Speaker 1: my phone. Is he still alive? Want? That's a bad one.

2144
01:43:15,080 --> 01:43:17,880
Speaker 1: What the Hedgehog? Oh yeah, all that stuff. I wouldn't

2145
01:43:17,880 --> 01:43:21,200
Speaker 1: admit that I hired him, But is he still alive?

2146
01:43:21,360 --> 01:43:24,840
Speaker 13: I had him do a cameo during COVID for the

2147
01:43:24,880 --> 01:43:27,560
Speaker 13: guys in my fantasy football league. Yep, and like not

2148
01:43:27,680 --> 01:43:29,639
Speaker 13: even a month later when all that stuff came out

2149
01:43:29,640 --> 01:43:31,519
Speaker 13: about him and he went to prison, and I was

2150
01:43:31,600 --> 01:43:34,280
Speaker 13: like oops, because I had like literally just gotten it

2151
01:43:34,360 --> 01:43:36,720
Speaker 13: back and sent and I was so proud and it's

2152
01:43:36,720 --> 01:43:37,840
Speaker 13: like it and then I was like, but you know what,

2153
01:43:38,360 --> 01:43:40,200
Speaker 13: if you honestly have something to say to me about

2154
01:43:40,200 --> 01:43:43,360
Speaker 13: what some scumbag porn star guy did, like screw yourself.

2155
01:43:43,640 --> 01:43:46,160
Speaker 13: I thought it was funny guy with a humongous hammer

2156
01:43:46,240 --> 01:43:47,559
Speaker 13: leaving a message for a bunch of idiots.

2157
01:43:47,600 --> 01:43:51,200
Speaker 1: And in a fantasy football league. Yeah, yeah, I got

2158
01:43:51,240 --> 01:43:55,400
Speaker 1: a lot of people. Got Lewis Black, Joe Coy Well, Lewis.

2159
01:43:55,200 --> 01:43:57,080
Speaker 13: Blacks, that's a big one. He could he could be

2160
01:43:57,200 --> 01:43:59,840
Speaker 13: towards the top in bag, but but we all know him.

2161
01:44:00,160 --> 01:44:05,280
Speaker 13: Joe bonamassa, Hey, that's got to count for something. Dicky Barrett,

2162
01:44:05,320 --> 01:44:06,080
Speaker 13: it's in my phone?

2163
01:44:06,479 --> 01:44:06,920
Speaker 1: Who else?

2164
01:44:08,000 --> 01:44:10,800
Speaker 7: See anyway? I'm going to go through those and I

2165
01:44:10,960 --> 01:44:13,920
Speaker 7: I one hundred and thirsty. I could get it down.

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01:44:14,520 --> 01:44:17,360
Speaker 7: I swear I could get down to fifty. And they're

2167
01:44:17,400 --> 01:44:23,760
Speaker 7: running an anti trafficking spot with Mario Lopez. Yes, he

2168
01:44:23,880 --> 01:44:26,519
Speaker 7: sounds way too excited to be talking about human trafficking.

2169
01:44:26,880 --> 01:44:28,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, but don't they. I heard it too, I said,

2170
01:44:28,960 --> 01:44:30,040
Speaker 1: I thought it was so funny.

2171
01:44:30,160 --> 01:44:34,240
Speaker 13: Well, because it's it's set up like, hey, full time,

2172
01:44:35,120 --> 01:44:37,400
Speaker 13: but he starts with like this big delivery. Hey, it's

2173
01:44:37,439 --> 01:44:41,240
Speaker 13: Mario Lopez here. If you're worried about being sexually trafficked

2174
01:44:41,280 --> 01:44:43,080
Speaker 13: and shoved into shipping containers.

2175
01:44:42,680 --> 01:44:44,639
Speaker 1: Maybe you'd want like, what do you whoa whoa whoa?

2176
01:44:44,960 --> 01:44:47,120
Speaker 7: Well, because when I post our show every night to

2177
01:44:47,240 --> 01:44:50,400
Speaker 7: our Facebook page, I will go back make sure it's there,

2178
01:44:50,720 --> 01:44:52,880
Speaker 7: make sure that the show begins where it's supposed to begin.

2179
01:44:53,320 --> 01:44:56,720
Speaker 7: And so the pre roll ad was Mario Lopez.

2180
01:44:57,880 --> 01:44:59,360
Speaker 1: Hey, what's up, It's Mario Lopez.

2181
01:44:59,520 --> 01:45:02,080
Speaker 29: Back to school is an exciting time, but it can

2182
01:45:02,160 --> 01:45:05,960
Speaker 29: also be overwhelming, and kids may feel isolated of vulnerability

2183
01:45:06,120 --> 01:45:08,040
Speaker 29: that human traffickers can exploit.

2184
01:45:08,760 --> 01:45:11,240
Speaker 1: All right, hey, guys, I thought he was good. I'd

2185
01:45:11,320 --> 01:45:13,800
Speaker 1: never heard that until Eric out and Starbar turned me

2186
01:45:13,840 --> 01:45:16,360
Speaker 1: onto it. I'm not sitting to the dumb ads right

2187
01:45:16,400 --> 01:45:18,679
Speaker 1: that I don't get any money from on my own show.

2188
01:45:18,880 --> 01:45:22,760
Speaker 1: It's so crazy. But also, I mean, listen, that's his

2189
01:45:22,880 --> 01:45:27,400
Speaker 1: whole thing, right everybody. But yeah, but don't start that excited. Hey,

2190
01:45:27,479 --> 01:45:29,320
Speaker 1: back to school time is a great time, That's what

2191
01:45:29,360 --> 01:45:29,760
Speaker 1: I'm saying.

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01:45:30,120 --> 01:45:33,320
Speaker 7: It's it's technically the spot is for DHS Department of

2193
01:45:33,360 --> 01:45:34,200
Speaker 7: Hallline Security.

2194
01:45:34,680 --> 01:45:40,240
Speaker 1: I thought that it was an ad for coals. Yes, hey,

2195
01:45:40,600 --> 01:45:44,920
Speaker 1: pencil cases. You know, don't spend all that money on

2196
01:45:45,040 --> 01:45:48,920
Speaker 1: sneakers elsewhere when you can get two pairs there, yep,

2197
01:45:49,000 --> 01:45:50,519
Speaker 1: s talk about in coals cash?

2198
01:45:50,760 --> 01:45:50,960
Speaker 2: Yeah?

2199
01:45:51,280 --> 01:45:51,320
Speaker 1: Not.

2200
01:45:51,720 --> 01:45:53,680
Speaker 7: Hey, make sure your kid doesn't end up in a

2201
01:45:53,720 --> 01:45:56,800
Speaker 7: shipping container in Belarus.

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01:45:57,080 --> 01:45:59,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah I heard that too, man, that's

2203
01:45:59,160 --> 01:46:02,120
Speaker 1: funny as hell. Hey, what's up? It's my Lopez. Back

2204
01:46:02,200 --> 01:46:02,719
Speaker 1: to school.

2205
01:46:02,760 --> 01:46:05,800
Speaker 29: It's an exciting time, but it can also be overwhelming,

2206
01:46:05,880 --> 01:46:10,439
Speaker 29: and kids may feel isolated, vulnerability that human traffickers can exploit.

2207
01:46:10,920 --> 01:46:13,959
Speaker 30: Human trafficking doesn't always look like what you expect. Everyday

2208
01:46:14,040 --> 01:46:17,519
Speaker 30: moments can become opportunities for someone with bad intentions. Learn

2209
01:46:17,600 --> 01:46:21,519
Speaker 30: the signs and how to report at DHS. Dot gov

2210
01:46:21,800 --> 01:46:23,439
Speaker 30: slash blue campaign.

2211
01:46:23,600 --> 01:46:25,639
Speaker 13: Wow, you think that he had like a casey case

2212
01:46:25,680 --> 01:46:27,439
Speaker 13: of break in the middle of that, like and then

2213
01:46:27,439 --> 01:46:29,479
Speaker 13: they had to edit it together and he's like, hey, this.

2214
01:46:29,640 --> 01:46:32,400
Speaker 1: Mario Lopez and back to school can be a time

2215
01:46:32,439 --> 01:46:35,639
Speaker 1: where it's difficult to get back to your normal. Holy Jesus,

2216
01:46:36,360 --> 01:46:40,160
Speaker 1: who the hell scot snuck this in between my Chipotle ads?

2217
01:46:40,640 --> 01:46:43,000
Speaker 1: I gotta do a goddamn death dedication.

2218
01:46:44,080 --> 01:46:44,519
Speaker 2: You want.

2219
01:46:46,360 --> 01:46:50,080
Speaker 20: A strange dedication request, But I'm quite sincere and it'll

2220
01:46:50,120 --> 01:46:52,600
Speaker 20: need a lot if you play it. Recently, there was

2221
01:46:52,680 --> 01:46:55,240
Speaker 20: a death in our family. He was a little dog

2222
01:46:55,520 --> 01:46:58,439
Speaker 20: named Snuggles. Well, he was most certainly a part of us.

2223
01:46:58,479 --> 01:47:01,840
Speaker 20: Comes right again. I'm coming out of the record. Play

2224
01:47:01,920 --> 01:47:09,800
Speaker 20: the record, okay, Please see when you come out of

2225
01:47:09,840 --> 01:47:12,720
Speaker 20: those up temple Goddamn numbers, man, it's impossible to make

2226
01:47:12,800 --> 01:47:14,400
Speaker 20: those transitions.

2227
01:47:14,080 --> 01:47:16,519
Speaker 1: And then you got to go into somebody dying. You know,

2228
01:47:16,600 --> 01:47:18,120
Speaker 1: they do this to me all the time. I don't

2229
01:47:18,160 --> 01:47:18,880
Speaker 1: know what the hell they do.

2230
01:47:18,920 --> 01:47:20,840
Speaker 20: It for, but goddamn it, if we can't come out

2231
01:47:20,840 --> 01:47:22,600
Speaker 20: of a slow record, I don't understand it.

2232
01:47:22,840 --> 01:47:23,800
Speaker 1: He's down on the phone.

2233
01:47:24,400 --> 01:47:27,360
Speaker 20: Okay, I want a goddamn concidered effort to come out

2234
01:47:27,400 --> 01:47:29,960
Speaker 20: of a record that isn't a thing uptempo record. Every

2235
01:47:30,000 --> 01:47:32,760
Speaker 20: time I do a goddamn Depp dedication.

2236
01:47:32,640 --> 01:47:36,760
Speaker 7: Maybe Mario Lopez was coming out of an uptempo goddamn

2237
01:47:36,840 --> 01:47:39,639
Speaker 7: number and he didn't want to. In his slight defense,

2238
01:47:41,080 --> 01:47:43,760
Speaker 7: that would be a tough vibe to modulate, because you

2239
01:47:43,840 --> 01:47:48,080
Speaker 7: don't want to start out going, hey, guys, it's Mario Lopez.

2240
01:47:48,160 --> 01:47:51,439
Speaker 7: Let's talk about human trafficking. So it's a weird I

2241
01:47:51,479 --> 01:47:53,800
Speaker 7: don't know, man, change and vibe, but you know, I

2242
01:47:53,880 --> 01:47:56,240
Speaker 7: think that's the only way you can approach that. If

2243
01:47:56,280 --> 01:47:59,400
Speaker 7: I got asked to do that tomorrow in a serious tone,

2244
01:47:59,560 --> 01:48:02,240
Speaker 7: I wouldn't go on and be like, hey, what's.

2245
01:48:02,120 --> 01:48:04,519
Speaker 1: Up, everybody. Let me tell you all about my friends

2246
01:48:04,560 --> 01:48:07,600
Speaker 1: at the Department of Homeland Security. Man, these guys know

2247
01:48:07,720 --> 01:48:10,800
Speaker 1: what to look for when human trafficking is going on. Yeah,

2248
01:48:10,960 --> 01:48:11,880
Speaker 1: look up, Like.

2249
01:48:11,960 --> 01:48:14,559
Speaker 13: Dude, you just start with like, hey, look, here's something

2250
01:48:14,600 --> 01:48:17,160
Speaker 13: uncomfortable nobody wants to talk about, right, here's something to

2251
01:48:17,200 --> 01:48:19,760
Speaker 13: look out for. Blah blah blah blah blah, and just

2252
01:48:20,080 --> 01:48:23,120
Speaker 13: talk things. Sit there and be Johnny Puke DJ and

2253
01:48:23,200 --> 01:48:25,519
Speaker 13: talk about that kind of stuff. Hey, what's up at

2254
01:48:25,560 --> 01:48:27,280
Speaker 13: Mario Lopez back to school.

2255
01:48:27,320 --> 01:48:30,400
Speaker 29: It's an exciting time, but it can also be overwhelming,

2256
01:48:30,439 --> 01:48:34,240
Speaker 29: and kids may feel isolated of vulnerability that human traffickers

2257
01:48:34,360 --> 01:48:35,000
Speaker 29: can't exploit.

2258
01:48:35,200 --> 01:48:37,720
Speaker 1: Yeah he does. He literally starts way up here and

2259
01:48:37,840 --> 01:48:39,920
Speaker 1: then just slowly fades down.

2260
01:48:40,280 --> 01:48:43,360
Speaker 7: Guys, Maybe that you know he was bro hugging Andrew

2261
01:48:43,439 --> 01:48:45,320
Speaker 7: Tait in a UFC fight last March.

2262
01:48:45,680 --> 01:48:48,200
Speaker 1: Maybe this is his penance for the whole outcry. Right,

2263
01:48:48,280 --> 01:48:51,880
Speaker 1: Andrew Tate's a convicted sex trafficker, And you know Mario

2264
01:48:51,960 --> 01:48:53,880
Speaker 1: Lopez couldn't have been happier and see him.

2265
01:48:54,160 --> 01:48:58,559
Speaker 13: But again, that's where you like, you just gotta be like, hey, guys,

2266
01:48:58,680 --> 01:49:01,679
Speaker 13: it's Mario. And look I was on a show called

2267
01:49:01,920 --> 01:49:04,400
Speaker 13: Saved by the Bell, and I couldn't imagine if something

2268
01:49:04,479 --> 01:49:07,320
Speaker 13: happened to any one of those high school classmates I had.

2269
01:49:08,720 --> 01:49:13,040
Speaker 1: Done. Hey, guys, maybe you saw me with one hand

2270
01:49:13,120 --> 01:49:14,599
Speaker 1: down Andrew Tate's pants.

2271
01:49:15,280 --> 01:49:20,360
Speaker 7: Listen, I can't tell you sex traffickers are not my friends.

2272
01:49:20,560 --> 01:49:23,439
Speaker 7: Of course, our president loves guys like that. Those are

2273
01:49:23,479 --> 01:49:26,120
Speaker 7: his peers. But I don't know if Ac Slater was

2274
01:49:26,160 --> 01:49:28,840
Speaker 7: trying to get blown up. Of course, he's maga adjacent

2275
01:49:28,920 --> 01:49:30,760
Speaker 7: to so I doubt they had to twist his arm

2276
01:49:30,800 --> 01:49:34,000
Speaker 7: to do dhs ads. But I hadn't heard that until

2277
01:49:34,160 --> 01:49:35,880
Speaker 7: Eric emailed me and he was like, yeah, what's up

2278
01:49:35,920 --> 01:49:38,880
Speaker 7: with the said, by the way, I'm being told over

2279
01:49:38,920 --> 01:49:41,000
Speaker 7: the text that they found that little girl in Medna.

2280
01:49:41,120 --> 01:49:41,559
Speaker 1: Oh they did.

2281
01:49:43,040 --> 01:49:45,120
Speaker 7: They put out an amber alert a little earlier, and

2282
01:49:45,200 --> 01:49:47,240
Speaker 7: I kind of repeated the details.

2283
01:49:47,320 --> 01:49:50,200
Speaker 1: But she has been found safe. Yeah, I just got

2284
01:49:50,280 --> 01:49:53,400
Speaker 1: that to, you know, girl from a Dinah lociate.

2285
01:49:54,920 --> 01:49:57,000
Speaker 7: Also a lot of people last segment, we were talking

2286
01:49:57,040 --> 01:49:59,880
Speaker 7: about having people in your phone that you never talked

2287
01:49:59,880 --> 01:50:01,600
Speaker 7: to anymore, and if you went through and kind of

2288
01:50:01,600 --> 01:50:04,200
Speaker 7: scrubbed your contact and a lot of people were writing

2289
01:50:04,240 --> 01:50:06,640
Speaker 7: me and going, I keep x's and stuff in my

2290
01:50:06,880 --> 01:50:09,720
Speaker 7: phone so I know the number so if they call,

2291
01:50:09,880 --> 01:50:11,840
Speaker 7: I don't pick up. And I'm like, but I don't

2292
01:50:11,880 --> 01:50:14,400
Speaker 7: pick up anyone's calls. So why wouldn't you let it

2293
01:50:14,439 --> 01:50:16,760
Speaker 7: go to voicemail? Why would they be in your you

2294
01:50:17,000 --> 01:50:18,080
Speaker 7: scrub them from your phone?

2295
01:50:18,200 --> 01:50:18,840
Speaker 1: Listen, you do you?

2296
01:50:19,000 --> 01:50:21,280
Speaker 7: I'm just I never understood the whole like keeping x's

2297
01:50:21,320 --> 01:50:24,719
Speaker 7: in the phone I got. I got a hundred axes,

2298
01:50:24,800 --> 01:50:27,400
Speaker 7: not one of them is in my phone. And if

2299
01:50:27,560 --> 01:50:30,479
Speaker 7: if somebody happened to call me and I didn't recognize

2300
01:50:30,479 --> 01:50:35,040
Speaker 7: the number. I'm not picking up anyway, so they would

2301
01:50:35,120 --> 01:50:36,920
Speaker 7: leave you a voicemail and then you would know it

2302
01:50:37,040 --> 01:50:39,639
Speaker 7: was them. You wouldn't be somebody said, I call my ex.

2303
01:50:41,479 --> 01:50:44,040
Speaker 7: I have my girlfriend slash baby Mama saved in my

2304
01:50:44,120 --> 01:50:47,880
Speaker 7: phone as jumper cables because she's always starting shrimp.

2305
01:50:49,040 --> 01:50:51,479
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. I don't know if that's your joke,

2306
01:50:51,560 --> 01:50:52,519
Speaker 1: but if it is, that's good.

2307
01:50:52,760 --> 01:50:55,360
Speaker 13: I met Melissa when I was twenty three, so I

2308
01:50:55,760 --> 01:50:58,439
Speaker 13: didn't have a lot of x'es saved in my phone,

2309
01:50:58,479 --> 01:50:59,519
Speaker 13: you know what I mean. Like, there was a lot

2310
01:50:59,560 --> 01:51:01,240
Speaker 13: of girls that I saw and dated and hear in

2311
01:51:01,280 --> 01:51:04,200
Speaker 13: the other so they're probably quite a few in here,

2312
01:51:04,280 --> 01:51:06,760
Speaker 13: But I don't, like, I never really had that.

2313
01:51:07,040 --> 01:51:09,280
Speaker 1: It was just a different time. Well, and I didn't

2314
01:51:09,360 --> 01:51:11,519
Speaker 1: have cell phones in call we didn't have cell phones.

2315
01:51:11,640 --> 01:51:14,760
Speaker 1: Yeah that's right. So I was like, but I mean, I.

2316
01:51:14,760 --> 01:51:18,519
Speaker 7: Don't have explicit beeps. Yeah that mountain dew beeper. I

2317
01:51:19,360 --> 01:51:22,000
Speaker 7: I in the years in cell phones. I don't have

2318
01:51:22,120 --> 01:51:22,960
Speaker 7: a single ex.

2319
01:51:24,760 --> 01:51:24,880
Speaker 25: Uh.

2320
01:51:25,280 --> 01:51:27,320
Speaker 7: I mean, obviously my ex wife's in there because she's

2321
01:51:27,400 --> 01:51:29,479
Speaker 7: the mom and my kids, but the whole like, well,

2322
01:51:29,479 --> 01:51:30,840
Speaker 7: I want to know if they call, so I know

2323
01:51:30,920 --> 01:51:33,439
Speaker 7: it's them. You wouldn't pick it up anyway. Somebody said

2324
01:51:33,439 --> 01:51:35,719
Speaker 7: that way, if they call, I can remember not to answer.

2325
01:51:36,200 --> 01:51:36,240
Speaker 21: What.

2326
01:51:36,720 --> 01:51:39,880
Speaker 1: But I also never really had a breakup end in

2327
01:51:40,000 --> 01:51:41,479
Speaker 1: such a way that if I ever heard from that

2328
01:51:41,560 --> 01:51:42,880
Speaker 1: person again, it would be terrible.

2329
01:51:43,760 --> 01:51:45,519
Speaker 7: All do you guys have people in your phone who

2330
01:51:45,560 --> 01:51:48,840
Speaker 7: have passed away? I have family members. I can't delete them, Yep,

2331
01:51:49,240 --> 01:51:51,599
Speaker 7: I am. I don't know if my dad is still

2332
01:51:51,640 --> 01:51:54,479
Speaker 7: in my phone. See, I don't need my phone to

2333
01:51:54,560 --> 01:51:56,840
Speaker 7: talk to my dad, though he is.

2334
01:51:56,880 --> 01:52:00,000
Speaker 1: Your further speaking from new election.

2335
01:52:00,520 --> 01:52:02,439
Speaker 7: I can talk to my dad that way. Oh, I

2336
01:52:02,520 --> 01:52:05,479
Speaker 7: do have my dad in my phone still. No, I

2337
01:52:05,520 --> 01:52:07,160
Speaker 7: don't think I have other dead people.

2338
01:52:07,200 --> 01:52:07,960
Speaker 15: Well I do.

2339
01:52:08,439 --> 01:52:10,240
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just going right now and I've typed

2340
01:52:10,240 --> 01:52:12,760
Speaker 1: in names that they're all in here. Yeah, I guess

2341
01:52:12,800 --> 01:52:14,800
Speaker 1: I have two or three dead people in my phone.

2342
01:52:15,000 --> 01:52:17,599
Speaker 13: My best friend Tony I couldn't bring myself to delete,

2343
01:52:18,520 --> 01:52:19,920
Speaker 13: but that's probably one that.

2344
01:52:19,920 --> 01:52:25,439
Speaker 1: I should again. Why I understand saving voicemails? Right, guy

2345
01:52:25,479 --> 01:52:28,800
Speaker 1: that I worked with died of cancer like three years ago,

2346
01:52:29,080 --> 01:52:31,800
Speaker 1: very very close with him. Yeah, I still haven't deleted him.

2347
01:52:32,160 --> 01:52:35,400
Speaker 1: Have a voicemail from again. I don't know. I guess

2348
01:52:35,439 --> 01:52:37,760
Speaker 1: I should just do that. It doesn't make sense not

2349
01:52:37,880 --> 01:52:40,920
Speaker 1: to ellan. What would that Mario Lopez ad sound like

2350
01:52:42,080 --> 01:52:43,360
Speaker 1: in the nineteen twenties.

2351
01:52:43,600 --> 01:52:51,200
Speaker 26: Yes, hey, everybody, it's sloppy denvers. It's back to school time.

2352
01:52:51,800 --> 01:52:54,439
Speaker 26: Make sure you have bookstraps are lined up, but look

2353
01:52:54,479 --> 01:52:58,639
Speaker 26: out for human traffickers. Look out for anyone who walks

2354
01:52:58,720 --> 01:53:00,479
Speaker 26: up behind you and offers you a penny candy.

2355
01:53:00,720 --> 01:53:02,400
Speaker 13: Do you see that man dressed up as a hobo

2356
01:53:02,560 --> 01:53:02,960
Speaker 13: over there?

2357
01:53:03,960 --> 01:53:08,479
Speaker 1: He might be a human trafficker. He might be called

2358
01:53:08,520 --> 01:53:13,519
Speaker 1: a homosexual back then, no hobo sexual.

2359
01:53:13,680 --> 01:53:16,320
Speaker 26: Someone tries to steal your books or asks if they

2360
01:53:16,320 --> 01:53:18,559
Speaker 26: can shine the buckles on your school shoes.

2361
01:53:19,720 --> 01:53:24,280
Speaker 1: Tell them I'm off to school. Leave me alone. I

2362
01:53:24,360 --> 01:53:25,960
Speaker 1: don't want to go in the back of your van,

2363
01:53:28,160 --> 01:53:31,519
Speaker 1: your ice fire, the ice box in my vehicle.

2364
01:53:31,680 --> 01:53:34,280
Speaker 26: That milk truck doesn't look like he could fit someone

2365
01:53:34,320 --> 01:53:35,760
Speaker 26: of my What.

2366
01:53:35,800 --> 01:53:37,360
Speaker 1: Do you mean you want to fold me up and

2367
01:53:37,439 --> 01:53:41,880
Speaker 1: put me in a so it might sound like that the.

2368
01:53:41,960 --> 01:53:48,640
Speaker 4: Ellen Cox Show on one hundred boys seven ms Allen cardho.

2369
01:53:48,600 --> 01:53:52,240
Speaker 1: He's fit and has bags of kurseness.

2370
01:53:54,520 --> 01:54:28,960
Speaker 21: On one hundred seven dommsy.

2371
01:54:29,000 --> 01:54:29,800
Speaker 1: We couldn't get these.

2372
01:54:29,720 --> 01:54:35,640
Speaker 7: Guys for buzzard fest about Marley Corn, great bake, more

2373
01:54:35,680 --> 01:54:37,680
Speaker 7: amazing work from the great Bill mcclin.

2374
01:54:37,800 --> 01:54:39,280
Speaker 1: Talk on these massis.

2375
01:54:41,960 --> 01:54:43,680
Speaker 7: Let's talk to Charlie Sheen here in a few minutes.

2376
01:54:43,680 --> 01:54:47,440
Speaker 7: He's got an evening with Charlie Sheen. Happened in Friday

2377
01:54:47,520 --> 01:54:48,960
Speaker 7: out at MGM Northfield Park.

2378
01:54:52,360 --> 01:54:52,800
Speaker 1: Pretty good.

2379
01:54:52,800 --> 01:54:53,080
Speaker 21: I like this.

2380
01:54:56,840 --> 01:55:00,480
Speaker 1: You forget how super cringey that early corn was though.

2381
01:55:01,240 --> 01:55:04,640
Speaker 7: That blame white boy beat boxing that Jonathan Davis was

2382
01:55:04,680 --> 01:55:05,280
Speaker 7: already doing.

2383
01:55:05,800 --> 01:55:09,720
Speaker 1: That I'm familiar with. That's corn to me. Oh god,

2384
01:55:10,120 --> 01:55:14,200
Speaker 1: So that's like I can't help like it though, because

2385
01:55:14,200 --> 01:55:15,880
Speaker 1: that was just the corn that I knew. And like,

2386
01:55:17,920 --> 01:55:23,320
Speaker 1: God's like a standler if I hear break stuff. I'm like,

2387
01:55:23,480 --> 01:55:26,360
Speaker 1: this song just rules like slaps, but I mean the

2388
01:55:26,400 --> 01:55:29,560
Speaker 1: whole Like you're like, oh my god, it was very

2389
01:55:29,640 --> 01:55:31,280
Speaker 1: much of the time, right, Yeah.

2390
01:55:32,480 --> 01:55:34,480
Speaker 9: I mean, I don't mind a song with some gibberish

2391
01:55:34,480 --> 01:55:36,120
Speaker 9: in it. I'm not the lyrics guy anyway, So if

2392
01:55:36,160 --> 01:55:44,160
Speaker 9: you just want to go, wouldn't just stop looking at me?

2393
01:55:46,840 --> 01:55:49,320
Speaker 1: Did you say that you have breaking news? Breaking news?

2394
01:55:50,200 --> 01:55:54,160
Speaker 7: Come on, it's an update. Can I still play the thing. Okay,

2395
01:55:54,920 --> 01:55:59,320
Speaker 7: you just want to play the thing, all right.

2396
01:55:59,600 --> 01:56:02,120
Speaker 1: I had something a little bit wrong in Perez built in.

2397
01:56:02,560 --> 01:56:02,680
Speaker 21: Uh.

2398
01:56:03,160 --> 01:56:06,240
Speaker 1: Bam disappeared into the woods and they have not seen

2399
01:56:06,320 --> 01:56:10,400
Speaker 1: him since. So I said that he he went into

2400
01:56:10,400 --> 01:56:10,720
Speaker 1: the woods.

2401
01:56:10,800 --> 01:56:14,040
Speaker 7: The cops did not track him down. They he went

2402
01:56:14,080 --> 01:56:17,600
Speaker 7: in the woods and they cannot find him. So he's

2403
01:56:17,600 --> 01:56:20,800
Speaker 7: probably on the other side of the woods. Find it,

2404
01:56:21,040 --> 01:56:25,240
Speaker 7: but the other side they can't find him. What do

2405
01:56:25,320 --> 01:56:29,280
Speaker 7: you think the chances are that he's got a hideout

2406
01:56:29,320 --> 01:56:32,240
Speaker 7: in there, yeah, cubby, or like a hatch or a

2407
01:56:32,360 --> 01:56:37,440
Speaker 7: hollowed out tree stump with an underground an underground a

2408
01:56:37,520 --> 01:56:41,520
Speaker 7: tree house subterranean, or like a little Heidi hole.

2409
01:56:42,680 --> 01:56:43,040
Speaker 1: I don't know.

2410
01:56:43,320 --> 01:56:48,240
Speaker 7: That has his favorite magazines, his favorite drugs. Probably got

2411
01:56:48,320 --> 01:56:53,080
Speaker 7: some booze in there. He's got a picture of Phil.

2412
01:56:54,400 --> 01:56:56,000
Speaker 15: And his mom.

2413
01:56:56,480 --> 01:57:00,320
Speaker 1: So he's been missing since Sunday. Well I helped to

2414
01:57:00,400 --> 01:57:03,880
Speaker 1: find him. Yeah, I hope hepa because he's not. Bam

2415
01:57:04,120 --> 01:57:13,480
Speaker 1: is having a hard time. Hey Edward Edward, Hello, yes, sir.

2416
01:57:14,000 --> 01:57:18,360
Speaker 19: Hello, Hello, Sorry, Hey hi everybody.

2417
01:57:18,720 --> 01:57:20,720
Speaker 2: Uh, I don't know your last segment.

2418
01:57:20,960 --> 01:57:24,840
Speaker 19: You had to like uh bicycle reres and stuff like that,

2419
01:57:25,160 --> 01:57:27,560
Speaker 19: but uh, get a quick story.

2420
01:57:28,080 --> 01:57:32,080
Speaker 2: I was uh, uh nine years old. My parents got

2421
01:57:32,160 --> 01:57:34,920
Speaker 2: me a wisey aby yama.

2422
01:57:36,680 --> 01:57:37,800
Speaker 1: Oh is that like a little dirt bike.

2423
01:57:39,040 --> 01:57:40,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little dirt bike.

2424
01:57:41,480 --> 01:57:43,960
Speaker 19: And I was cruising around, you know, neighborhood.

2425
01:57:44,000 --> 01:57:47,200
Speaker 6: Everybody had their healthies, but I had. I had the

2426
01:57:48,040 --> 01:57:49,760
Speaker 6: little motorbike, and.

2427
01:57:49,960 --> 01:57:54,160
Speaker 2: Uh, my friends built a ramp in an alley.

2428
01:57:55,360 --> 01:57:58,280
Speaker 19: And uh, they were all jumping over it, you know,

2429
01:57:58,400 --> 01:58:00,600
Speaker 19: and they were kind of coach, went like, know, it's

2430
01:58:01,680 --> 01:58:04,520
Speaker 19: I can't go over that, It's not safe. And they

2431
01:58:04,640 --> 01:58:08,360
Speaker 19: finally tucked me into it and I went into it

2432
01:58:09,800 --> 01:58:13,640
Speaker 19: and the bike went one way. I went the other way,

2433
01:58:14,920 --> 01:58:20,400
Speaker 19: and just let you know, I just had shorts.

2434
01:58:22,040 --> 01:58:22,800
Speaker 2: Kind of shoes and.

2435
01:58:22,960 --> 01:58:27,400
Speaker 31: Socks and I went down and I scraped.

2436
01:58:28,840 --> 01:58:30,520
Speaker 2: I hit the pavement.

2437
01:58:31,880 --> 01:58:38,080
Speaker 19: And I scraped my nipples off major road rash, major major.

2438
01:58:39,080 --> 01:58:40,960
Speaker 1: Your nipples came clean off.

2439
01:58:42,080 --> 01:58:46,520
Speaker 2: Nipples came clean off my head, my nose.

2440
01:58:46,440 --> 01:58:48,920
Speaker 1: Your head came off your head, and your nose came off,

2441
01:58:49,240 --> 01:58:50,960
Speaker 1: your nipples had a nose came off.

2442
01:58:52,120 --> 01:58:52,280
Speaker 21: Well.

2443
01:58:52,320 --> 01:58:53,400
Speaker 2: They had to retach it.

2444
01:58:54,080 --> 01:58:56,160
Speaker 1: So they put everything back where it belongs.

2445
01:58:56,960 --> 01:58:58,640
Speaker 31: Everything back from fiftylongs.

2446
01:58:59,280 --> 01:59:01,680
Speaker 2: But it was, uh, it was one thing that I

2447
01:59:01,840 --> 01:59:03,600
Speaker 2: never got back on a bike.

2448
01:59:03,680 --> 01:59:05,400
Speaker 1: Again, how are.

2449
01:59:05,320 --> 01:59:08,080
Speaker 7: They able to determine, Edward, how were they able to

2450
01:59:08,160 --> 01:59:10,879
Speaker 7: determine which nipple went on which.

2451
01:59:10,760 --> 01:59:16,520
Speaker 6: Side they both came off at the same time.

2452
01:59:16,720 --> 01:59:17,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they.

2453
01:59:17,240 --> 01:59:20,320
Speaker 7: Probably flew in two different directions, right, I mean, somebody

2454
01:59:20,400 --> 01:59:23,440
Speaker 7: had to go like brush the gravel out of them,

2455
01:59:23,600 --> 01:59:27,640
Speaker 7: and oh my goodness, what.

2456
01:59:29,160 --> 01:59:32,360
Speaker 1: They were. They were like his nipples were like bam margera.

2457
01:59:34,960 --> 01:59:39,320
Speaker 19: They never well, they came back, but they were never found.

2458
01:59:39,760 --> 01:59:43,640
Speaker 1: Imagine. Oh, they grow back like a starfish. They regenerate.

2459
01:59:43,760 --> 01:59:46,240
Speaker 1: That's good news. I didn't know that. I'm not I'm

2460
01:59:46,280 --> 01:59:48,240
Speaker 1: not down with my nipple lore, I guess.

2461
01:59:48,360 --> 01:59:50,920
Speaker 7: But imagine Edward's out there as a as a younger boy,

2462
01:59:50,960 --> 01:59:52,920
Speaker 7: and his nipples come clean off. They can't find him,

2463
01:59:52,960 --> 01:59:55,440
Speaker 7: obviously in the confusion and the blood and the whole

2464
01:59:55,480 --> 01:59:58,760
Speaker 7: thing and uh and the concern. And then somebody else

2465
01:59:58,840 --> 02:00:01,480
Speaker 7: comes along, let's say a week later, and stumbles on

2466
02:00:01,720 --> 02:00:03,880
Speaker 7: his nipples and they don't know what they are. They

2467
02:00:03,920 --> 02:00:05,880
Speaker 7: think it's a pizza delivery, gonna rye.

2468
02:00:06,880 --> 02:00:09,400
Speaker 1: You're out there walking your dog, your dog finds what's

2469
02:00:09,440 --> 02:00:09,920
Speaker 1: in your mouth?

2470
02:00:11,800 --> 02:00:18,920
Speaker 7: Nipple that down? Yeah, but you live to tell the tale.

2471
02:00:19,000 --> 02:00:21,160
Speaker 7: Edward you're okay, oh.

2472
02:00:21,400 --> 02:00:25,680
Speaker 6: Oh, was grown back and everything's good. And I just

2473
02:00:25,760 --> 02:00:28,320
Speaker 6: wanted to because I was listening to a segment like.

2474
02:00:28,920 --> 02:00:32,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I guess I didn't know that nipples

2475
02:00:32,480 --> 02:00:35,640
Speaker 1: grew back. I think it depends on it scrapes off,

2476
02:00:35,880 --> 02:00:38,680
Speaker 1: he said, they scraped clean off, scraped off. Yeah, I

2477
02:00:38,760 --> 02:00:41,320
Speaker 1: mean there there's there's a hair follicles in there, and

2478
02:00:41,400 --> 02:00:45,360
Speaker 1: there's you know, if Edward's lucky, he's gonna be lactating

2479
02:00:45,400 --> 02:00:48,320
Speaker 1: at some point, and uh, you know, it's a lot

2480
02:00:48,400 --> 02:00:48,720
Speaker 1: of fun.

2481
02:00:49,760 --> 02:00:52,880
Speaker 2: You know, there's glass, there's gravel in the emercy room.

2482
02:00:52,960 --> 02:00:58,320
Speaker 19: They're picking things out with tweezers, right, you know, getting

2483
02:00:58,360 --> 02:00:58,960
Speaker 19: everything out.

2484
02:00:59,120 --> 02:01:03,880
Speaker 1: And they said, but they got your head and your

2485
02:01:03,920 --> 02:01:05,240
Speaker 1: nose back on. Fine.

2486
02:01:05,920 --> 02:01:07,480
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I mean you're talking to me, so it

2487
02:01:07,520 --> 02:01:10,400
Speaker 7: sounds like everything's good. Yeah, okay, Well, you know, we

2488
02:01:10,480 --> 02:01:12,960
Speaker 7: don't all have a cool nipple story, Edwards.

2489
02:01:13,080 --> 02:01:15,160
Speaker 1: So that's something that you got, right.

2490
02:01:16,600 --> 02:01:20,800
Speaker 19: Yeah, stay away from gravel, driveways.

2491
02:01:20,400 --> 02:01:26,160
Speaker 7: Roads, stay away from so you take necessary journey. So

2492
02:01:26,400 --> 02:01:30,000
Speaker 7: you haven't you haven't been on a bicycle since then,

2493
02:01:31,400 --> 02:01:35,720
Speaker 7: not a bike, not motorcycle, a motorcycle. Yeah, but again

2494
02:01:35,840 --> 02:01:39,160
Speaker 7: I would think that the whole two wheeled conveyance might

2495
02:01:39,520 --> 02:01:40,560
Speaker 7: throw you off there.

2496
02:01:40,920 --> 02:01:43,600
Speaker 6: Well a different than a bicycle.

2497
02:01:43,720 --> 02:01:46,600
Speaker 7: Well, no, no, I know that, No understood. I'm just saying,

2498
02:01:46,720 --> 02:01:51,080
Speaker 7: like I thought, maybe the whole thing might have triggered

2499
02:01:51,160 --> 02:01:55,800
Speaker 7: you to some degree. He wants to keep it time, right, Yeah,

2500
02:01:55,960 --> 02:01:58,920
Speaker 7: you know how many he was he was on two wheels?

2501
02:01:59,000 --> 02:02:01,680
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, thank you word, I appreciate that.

2502
02:02:02,840 --> 02:02:06,560
Speaker 7: Hey, Charlie, Hey, did you hear that last guy talking

2503
02:02:06,600 --> 02:02:08,000
Speaker 7: to me about when he was a kid and he

2504
02:02:08,080 --> 02:02:11,160
Speaker 7: got in a motorcycle accident and it cheered his nipples

2505
02:02:11,240 --> 02:02:11,920
Speaker 7: clean off?

2506
02:02:14,040 --> 02:02:18,720
Speaker 2: It's mean to laugh it the the call joined and

2507
02:02:18,880 --> 02:02:19,680
Speaker 2: I heard.

2508
02:02:19,640 --> 02:02:24,280
Speaker 3: Half of the word nipples. Yeah, I heard, I heard nipple, which.

2509
02:02:24,160 --> 02:02:25,080
Speaker 1: Is three quarters of it.

2510
02:02:25,280 --> 02:02:29,400
Speaker 2: And and then you got into bicycle and he said, no, motorcycle,

2511
02:02:29,440 --> 02:02:31,840
Speaker 2: and I just I built the rest in my mind.

2512
02:02:32,080 --> 02:02:33,840
Speaker 7: I was going to say, you're yeah, you're a smart guy.

2513
02:02:33,960 --> 02:02:36,520
Speaker 7: The context clues probably uh, you were able to fill

2514
02:02:36,560 --> 02:02:37,120
Speaker 7: in the gaps.

2515
02:02:38,880 --> 02:02:41,920
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, So how is he so now he can

2516
02:02:42,000 --> 02:02:44,760
Speaker 2: make a bet and get some money to pay for

2517
02:02:44,880 --> 02:02:45,920
Speaker 2: new nipples? What's going on?

2518
02:02:46,120 --> 02:02:46,440
Speaker 5: I don't know.

2519
02:02:46,600 --> 02:02:48,840
Speaker 7: He made it sound like the regenerate, like you got

2520
02:02:48,880 --> 02:02:51,320
Speaker 7: a starfish on your chest, and that was news to me.

2521
02:02:51,640 --> 02:02:52,960
Speaker 1: I'm not a physician, after all.

2522
02:02:53,600 --> 02:02:56,640
Speaker 2: I don't think any part of that is true. I don't.

2523
02:02:56,920 --> 02:02:59,320
Speaker 2: I think they told him that to keep him out

2524
02:02:59,320 --> 02:03:00,000
Speaker 2: of a deep depress.

2525
02:03:00,640 --> 02:03:00,840
Speaker 23: Yeah.

2526
02:03:01,040 --> 02:03:03,720
Speaker 7: I'm going to continue my life though, as though it's true.

2527
02:03:03,960 --> 02:03:08,600
Speaker 7: So in case, okay, something like that, I'm gonna toe

2528
02:03:08,680 --> 02:03:09,120
Speaker 7: that line.

2529
02:03:09,160 --> 02:03:11,920
Speaker 1: Also, why thank you don't tell anybody? Yeah, that's right.

2530
02:03:12,200 --> 02:03:16,760
Speaker 7: As a young Esteves boy, was and were you and

2531
02:03:16,880 --> 02:03:19,040
Speaker 7: your siblings getting into trouble like that?

2532
02:03:19,600 --> 02:03:19,640
Speaker 21: Was?

2533
02:03:20,600 --> 02:03:23,760
Speaker 7: Was your dad Martin Sheen always uh in the background

2534
02:03:23,840 --> 02:03:27,560
Speaker 7: making sure that everybody was crossing their t's and dotting

2535
02:03:27,560 --> 02:03:29,320
Speaker 7: their eyes or were you guys off doing all kinds

2536
02:03:29,360 --> 02:03:30,040
Speaker 7: of wild stuff.

2537
02:03:31,360 --> 02:03:32,960
Speaker 2: Well, we were doing, you know, a lot of the

2538
02:03:33,000 --> 02:03:35,760
Speaker 2: normal stuff that kids do around the neighborhood. But then

2539
02:03:37,160 --> 02:03:40,280
Speaker 2: we were also filming a lot of it. And then

2540
02:03:40,520 --> 02:03:45,200
Speaker 2: that that was really that became our informal training ground.

2541
02:03:45,440 --> 02:03:49,320
Speaker 2: You know, the combination of growing up with dad, you know,

2542
02:03:49,440 --> 02:03:52,200
Speaker 2: all over the world on his sets because he took

2543
02:03:52,240 --> 02:03:55,240
Speaker 2: everybody to keep the family together and it worked, you know,

2544
02:03:55,360 --> 02:03:58,920
Speaker 2: my parents together, Geez married sixty two years. I mean,

2545
02:03:58,960 --> 02:04:00,960
Speaker 2: go figure, right, So it.

2546
02:04:01,040 --> 02:04:02,760
Speaker 7: Was like you guys running around with a Super eight

2547
02:04:02,840 --> 02:04:06,240
Speaker 7: and just film and stuff exactly exactly.

2548
02:04:06,400 --> 02:04:10,600
Speaker 2: But we were we weren't because of the influences of

2549
02:04:10,680 --> 02:04:13,839
Speaker 2: what we were watching Dad do. We weren't interested in filming,

2550
02:04:14,400 --> 02:04:18,040
Speaker 2: you know, sunsets and and uh and creeks. We were

2551
02:04:18,760 --> 02:04:22,000
Speaker 2: we wanted to build, We wanted to tell stories on film.

2552
02:04:22,600 --> 02:04:24,640
Speaker 2: And you know, a lot of the stuff he was

2553
02:04:24,720 --> 02:04:28,200
Speaker 2: doing had a lot of violence in it, so so

2554
02:04:28,400 --> 02:04:32,120
Speaker 2: did our short movies, you know, because you know, if

2555
02:04:32,200 --> 02:04:35,880
Speaker 2: you if your dad's building houses, you're building forts, right.

2556
02:04:36,160 --> 02:04:41,200
Speaker 2: So yeah, so that was the only stuff that that

2557
02:04:41,400 --> 02:04:44,040
Speaker 2: was of any any any danger that we were doing.

2558
02:04:44,560 --> 02:04:51,200
Speaker 2: But myself and my two brothers and sister, everybody nipples intact.

2559
02:04:53,800 --> 02:04:55,480
Speaker 1: That's good. I mean, you heard it here first.

2560
02:04:55,560 --> 02:04:55,760
Speaker 15: Yeah.

2561
02:04:56,200 --> 02:04:59,160
Speaker 7: If nothing else you can say about Charlie Sheen, it's

2562
02:04:59,240 --> 02:05:03,760
Speaker 7: that nipples are still intact. Emilio has his and everybody's

2563
02:05:04,200 --> 02:05:09,200
Speaker 7: everybody's pleases punch. I The last time that I saw you,

2564
02:05:09,440 --> 02:05:10,800
Speaker 7: and I don't know if it's the last time you

2565
02:05:10,880 --> 02:05:14,360
Speaker 7: were in Cleveland is a decade past when the violent

2566
02:05:14,480 --> 02:05:16,760
Speaker 7: torpedo of truth tour came through.

2567
02:05:18,000 --> 02:05:22,040
Speaker 2: And yeah, you do you take Venmo because I can

2568
02:05:22,280 --> 02:05:25,000
Speaker 2: right now give you a refound. I can send you

2569
02:05:25,080 --> 02:05:26,320
Speaker 2: a refund right now.

2570
02:05:26,560 --> 02:05:29,120
Speaker 7: Well, no, not that they They had actually come to

2571
02:05:29,240 --> 02:05:32,040
Speaker 7: me and they said, hey, would you like to moderate

2572
02:05:32,520 --> 02:05:35,440
Speaker 7: this thing that Charlie Sheen is doing when he comes

2573
02:05:35,480 --> 02:05:38,160
Speaker 7: to Cleveland? Because I had done some things along those lines,

2574
02:05:38,160 --> 02:05:40,400
Speaker 7: and they said, would you like to moderate this Q

2575
02:05:40,520 --> 02:05:43,320
Speaker 7: and A with Charlie Sheen? And I said, of course.

2576
02:05:43,520 --> 02:05:45,160
Speaker 7: I didn't even take a half a second to think

2577
02:05:45,160 --> 02:05:47,880
Speaker 7: of it. But apparently your people took a second to.

2578
02:05:47,880 --> 02:05:48,400
Speaker 1: Think about it.

2579
02:05:48,560 --> 02:05:51,480
Speaker 7: And it was only the third stop on the tour,

2580
02:05:51,640 --> 02:05:54,600
Speaker 7: so it had happened in Chicago, you had gone to Detroit,

2581
02:05:54,640 --> 02:05:57,840
Speaker 7: you come to Cleveland, and whoever you're they thought better

2582
02:05:57,920 --> 02:05:59,720
Speaker 7: of it, were like, no, we've got a guy like

2583
02:06:00,000 --> 02:06:01,880
Speaker 7: Early's handler or manager or whatever it was.

2584
02:06:01,920 --> 02:06:03,960
Speaker 1: And he was the guy that ended up doing it.

2585
02:06:04,160 --> 02:06:06,919
Speaker 7: But I was at the show and I was curious,

2586
02:06:07,160 --> 02:06:09,640
Speaker 7: how much you actually remember of that?

2587
02:06:11,840 --> 02:06:20,640
Speaker 2: Well, it kind of comes back in like snapshot imagery,

2588
02:06:20,880 --> 02:06:25,760
Speaker 2: sort of drifting past me at various speeds. Yeah, that

2589
02:06:25,920 --> 02:06:28,200
Speaker 2: was a That whole thing was a mess. It was

2590
02:06:28,840 --> 02:06:31,040
Speaker 2: a flat out mess. There's no other way to describe it.

2591
02:06:32,160 --> 02:06:37,200
Speaker 2: I got talked into doing a tour in twenty one

2592
02:06:37,400 --> 02:06:43,240
Speaker 2: cities in thirty two days with no act. And there's

2593
02:06:43,280 --> 02:06:46,360
Speaker 2: a thing that I like to mention that, you know

2594
02:06:46,720 --> 02:06:48,880
Speaker 2: Hemyway talks about to be a man, you have to

2595
02:06:49,480 --> 02:06:52,080
Speaker 2: you know, you have to fight a bull, plant a tree,

2596
02:06:52,120 --> 02:06:55,040
Speaker 2: and have a sun right right, Yes, there's one. There's

2597
02:06:55,080 --> 02:06:57,360
Speaker 2: another piece that needs to be on that list. You

2598
02:06:57,440 --> 02:07:00,560
Speaker 2: got to be booed off the stage in Detroit.

2599
02:07:01,600 --> 02:07:04,440
Speaker 7: That's well, yeah, I gues you know, because Detroit had

2600
02:07:04,520 --> 02:07:06,600
Speaker 7: kind of flopped, and then in Chicago it got a

2601
02:07:06,640 --> 02:07:08,840
Speaker 7: little tighter, and then when you got to Cleveland. But

2602
02:07:08,920 --> 02:07:11,840
Speaker 7: I don't know why people thought there was a bar

2603
02:07:12,240 --> 02:07:14,720
Speaker 7: at all that you needed to clear, because you were,

2604
02:07:15,240 --> 02:07:19,720
Speaker 7: like you said, you were very deep in some bad stuff.

2605
02:07:19,880 --> 02:07:23,160
Speaker 7: So for people to hold that tour to any kind

2606
02:07:23,200 --> 02:07:24,720
Speaker 7: of standard, I just thought was absurd.

2607
02:07:26,200 --> 02:07:28,840
Speaker 3: Oh well, thank you, thank you. Yeah, and I and I,

2608
02:07:30,400 --> 02:07:31,480
Speaker 3: you know, enough time has.

2609
02:07:31,480 --> 02:07:34,880
Speaker 2: Gone by and I've had a chance to, you know,

2610
02:07:35,080 --> 02:07:38,640
Speaker 2: either through through radio or through podcasts or through you know,

2611
02:07:39,640 --> 02:07:43,280
Speaker 2: you know, other interviews, to kind of talk about it enough,

2612
02:07:44,480 --> 02:07:48,360
Speaker 2: not to explain it away, but to well, you know,

2613
02:07:48,520 --> 02:07:53,640
Speaker 2: make amends to the audiences and also just give a

2614
02:07:53,720 --> 02:07:58,040
Speaker 2: little insight, the little backstory into kind of what what

2615
02:07:58,280 --> 02:08:00,320
Speaker 2: led to it, you know, it was it was one

2616
02:08:00,360 --> 02:08:04,919
Speaker 2: of the great overreactions in the history of the known universe.

2617
02:08:05,680 --> 02:08:08,320
Speaker 7: I mean in retrospect, though you have of that time.

2618
02:08:08,520 --> 02:08:11,640
Speaker 7: I mean, like you said, twenty one cities in thirty

2619
02:08:11,720 --> 02:08:14,680
Speaker 7: some days. In retrospect you had to be kind of

2620
02:08:14,720 --> 02:08:19,040
Speaker 7: pissed that whoever had this idea merely wanted to capitalize

2621
02:08:19,080 --> 02:08:22,000
Speaker 7: on the meltdown rather than going, hey, this might not

2622
02:08:22,200 --> 02:08:24,360
Speaker 7: be really good for Charlie right now.

2623
02:08:25,640 --> 02:08:29,520
Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely, absolutely yeah. And I carried a resentment about

2624
02:08:29,560 --> 02:08:31,320
Speaker 2: that for a long time until I finally just a

2625
02:08:32,000 --> 02:08:34,960
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter, it's over, you know, I survived, yeah,

2626
02:08:35,400 --> 02:08:38,480
Speaker 2: like that, But now I have spoken about that. It

2627
02:08:38,480 --> 02:08:40,480
Speaker 2: would have been nice if if one of those people

2628
02:08:40,600 --> 02:08:43,400
Speaker 2: that like, you know, ran to me so excited about

2629
02:08:43,440 --> 02:08:47,880
Speaker 2: Detroit selling out in like sixty three minutes, would have said, Okay,

2630
02:08:47,960 --> 02:08:51,640
Speaker 2: that's fine, and well, but you know, let's talk about

2631
02:08:51,720 --> 02:08:55,240
Speaker 2: getting you some help, you know, just yeah, that person

2632
02:08:55,440 --> 02:08:59,760
Speaker 2: wasn't there, And would I have heard it, And if

2633
02:08:59,800 --> 02:09:01,160
Speaker 2: I heard it, what I have listened.

2634
02:09:01,600 --> 02:09:03,560
Speaker 3: Who's to say, but at least have.

2635
02:09:03,840 --> 02:09:08,120
Speaker 2: The option in and around that all of that CAUs

2636
02:09:08,160 --> 02:09:10,680
Speaker 2: so I think would have been uh. I guess you know,

2637
02:09:11,400 --> 02:09:16,680
Speaker 2: just a humane detail that somebody could have attached to.

2638
02:09:16,920 --> 02:09:21,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, well here in Cleveland, obviously, Major League will always

2639
02:09:21,160 --> 02:09:21,960
Speaker 7: make you a hero.

2640
02:09:22,960 --> 02:09:24,360
Speaker 2: Uh amazing, thank you.

2641
02:09:24,800 --> 02:09:25,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2642
02:09:25,400 --> 02:09:28,160
Speaker 7: Friday night, Charlie Sheen is doing an evening with Charlie

2643
02:09:28,200 --> 02:09:30,920
Speaker 7: Sheen out at MG in Northfield Park, and there will

2644
02:09:31,040 --> 02:09:35,720
Speaker 7: be obviously some conversations in his own inimitable fashion and

2645
02:09:36,560 --> 02:09:38,880
Speaker 7: a screening of a Major League in there too. How

2646
02:09:38,960 --> 02:09:41,240
Speaker 7: because your kid you got grown ass kids.

2647
02:09:41,080 --> 02:09:45,680
Speaker 3: Now, right, I mean, time I do it, does it really?

2648
02:09:45,760 --> 02:09:48,800
Speaker 2: Does they tell you that when you're younger and you're like, ah,

2649
02:09:49,560 --> 02:09:52,520
Speaker 2: it'll be forever, and then you blink and they weren't lying.

2650
02:09:53,960 --> 02:09:57,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, it's but speaking of kids, that's what I

2651
02:09:57,120 --> 02:09:59,040
Speaker 6: think is so uh.

2652
02:09:59,760 --> 02:10:03,240
Speaker 2: You know, it's such a time marker, you know, chronologically

2653
02:10:03,360 --> 02:10:07,880
Speaker 2: for me, this film, it it's you know, I'll meet

2654
02:10:08,000 --> 02:10:12,120
Speaker 2: people as adults that I met as children because they

2655
02:10:12,120 --> 02:10:14,160
Speaker 2: wanted to talk about the movie or get a baseball sign,

2656
02:10:14,240 --> 02:10:17,879
Speaker 2: you know, and then they're introducing me to their children

2657
02:10:18,480 --> 02:10:21,280
Speaker 2: that they've just shown the movie to and it's like

2658
02:10:21,440 --> 02:10:25,600
Speaker 2: this whole it's multi generational thing that it's just it's

2659
02:10:25,680 --> 02:10:27,800
Speaker 2: it's mind blowing, you know, you can't. You can't just

2660
02:10:28,240 --> 02:10:30,840
Speaker 2: you know, walk past that moment. It's it's something that

2661
02:10:31,040 --> 02:10:37,920
Speaker 2: that that needs needs needs a pause, you know. But also,

2662
02:10:38,080 --> 02:10:40,520
Speaker 2: you know, I watch a lot of stuff these days,

2663
02:10:41,040 --> 02:10:44,280
Speaker 2: and I don't know that I've seen a movie in

2664
02:10:45,040 --> 02:10:48,400
Speaker 2: the last decade that people are going to be talking

2665
02:10:48,440 --> 02:10:50,840
Speaker 2: about thirty plus years from now.

2666
02:10:51,160 --> 02:10:54,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, I mean, sure, Ernest saves Christmas, but

2667
02:10:54,600 --> 02:10:58,680
Speaker 7: I mean other than that, what could the thirty years

2668
02:10:58,720 --> 02:10:59,040
Speaker 7: old too?

2669
02:10:59,120 --> 02:10:59,280
Speaker 1: Though?

2670
02:11:01,240 --> 02:11:01,440
Speaker 16: Yeah?

2671
02:11:02,720 --> 02:11:03,000
Speaker 2: Did you?

2672
02:11:03,440 --> 02:11:04,240
Speaker 1: So? Did you?

2673
02:11:04,440 --> 02:11:08,000
Speaker 7: And because all everybody's talking about now is you and

2674
02:11:08,160 --> 02:11:11,080
Speaker 7: Chuck Laurie kissing and making up? Was this How did

2675
02:11:11,120 --> 02:11:15,640
Speaker 7: this daytunt come to be? Was it just somebody woke

2676
02:11:15,720 --> 02:11:17,440
Speaker 7: up one day and said, hey, let's figure this out?

2677
02:11:17,800 --> 02:11:19,200
Speaker 1: Or was it a long time coming?

2678
02:11:19,840 --> 02:11:21,760
Speaker 7: Or because you got a new show coming with my

2679
02:11:21,960 --> 02:11:25,040
Speaker 7: my buddy Sebastian Manescalco and Chuck Laurie behind.

2680
02:11:25,120 --> 02:11:25,280
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2681
02:11:26,480 --> 02:11:30,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the craziest thing ever. And I was asked

2682
02:11:30,320 --> 02:11:33,040
Speaker 2: to just talk about it in general terms because he

2683
02:11:33,080 --> 02:11:35,600
Speaker 2: and I are going to do some promotional stuff together.

2684
02:11:35,840 --> 02:11:36,600
Speaker 6: I think it's amazing.

2685
02:11:38,000 --> 02:11:41,120
Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean, it literally fell out of the

2686
02:11:41,200 --> 02:11:45,600
Speaker 2: sky and he reached out and you know, I spent

2687
02:11:45,680 --> 02:11:50,720
Speaker 2: the first hour of the conversation, just especially that there

2688
02:11:50,800 --> 02:11:52,440
Speaker 2: isn't a day that goes by, right, I don't live

2689
02:11:52,480 --> 02:11:53,760
Speaker 2: in some measure of.

2690
02:11:53,760 --> 02:11:54,840
Speaker 6: Regret about what happened.

2691
02:11:55,800 --> 02:11:58,080
Speaker 2: But he'd heard enough of my interviews and enough of them,

2692
02:11:59,240 --> 02:12:02,200
Speaker 2: you know, the ownership of it all.

2693
02:12:04,120 --> 02:12:06,280
Speaker 3: And uh, because what did the guy really do?

2694
02:12:06,680 --> 02:12:10,520
Speaker 2: What did he do? He wrote, He wrote a charc,

2695
02:12:10,640 --> 02:12:14,440
Speaker 2: created a character and and gave me a dream job

2696
02:12:14,560 --> 02:12:19,080
Speaker 2: that that probably would still be going today. So if

2697
02:12:19,200 --> 02:12:24,240
Speaker 2: that's what he's guilty of, wow, how dare he? And

2698
02:12:24,480 --> 02:12:29,360
Speaker 2: so so we it was interesting back on set. It

2699
02:12:29,480 --> 02:12:32,360
Speaker 2: was just we were there for the same goal, you know,

2700
02:12:32,520 --> 02:12:36,120
Speaker 2: the same task at hand, and he was lovely and supportive,

2701
02:12:36,200 --> 02:12:39,880
Speaker 2: and it was just we we got back on the

2702
02:12:40,080 --> 02:12:43,120
Speaker 2: bike together, not the one that dude went over the

2703
02:12:43,160 --> 02:12:43,920
Speaker 2: handlebars on.

2704
02:12:44,440 --> 02:12:47,240
Speaker 1: But you know, everybody's intact on set.

2705
02:12:47,560 --> 02:12:53,120
Speaker 2: Everybody's sniffles in fact, yeah, yeah, so yeah, and it just.

2706
02:12:54,720 --> 02:12:57,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was really Uh, it was such a.

2707
02:12:57,080 --> 02:13:02,120
Speaker 2: Cathartic experience, you know, and and you know, wherever that

2708
02:13:02,280 --> 02:13:06,960
Speaker 2: leads awesome, if it's just that amazing, you know, it's it's.

2709
02:13:07,200 --> 02:13:09,240
Speaker 6: Not about that happening.

2710
02:13:09,280 --> 02:13:13,200
Speaker 2: And then attaching a bowload of expectation to it.

2711
02:13:13,480 --> 02:13:17,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, listen, you can't be in a Maya culpa

2712
02:13:18,000 --> 02:13:21,920
Speaker 7: phase for the rest of your life. So I mean,

2713
02:13:22,080 --> 02:13:27,920
Speaker 7: you sound great, quite frankly, whatever whatever, you've come out,

2714
02:13:27,960 --> 02:13:29,880
Speaker 7: and I know that you've been on the other side

2715
02:13:29,920 --> 02:13:32,160
Speaker 7: of that for a while. This is not a new development,

2716
02:13:32,200 --> 02:13:34,880
Speaker 7: but I'm glad that things are kind of moving in

2717
02:13:34,960 --> 02:13:39,640
Speaker 7: a direction that everybody involved would be happy and back

2718
02:13:39,680 --> 02:13:42,560
Speaker 7: to doing fun, creative things rather than kind of back

2719
02:13:42,680 --> 02:13:44,360
Speaker 7: channel screaming at each other in the press.

2720
02:13:44,760 --> 02:13:45,680
Speaker 1: That's a positive thing.

2721
02:13:45,800 --> 02:13:50,320
Speaker 2: Exactly, Yeah, exactly, Yeah, No, I tell my friends and

2722
02:13:50,520 --> 02:13:53,240
Speaker 2: family that, you know, I've checked pretty much checked every

2723
02:13:53,320 --> 02:13:56,680
Speaker 2: box and the only unchecked boxes is work, you know.

2724
02:13:57,920 --> 02:13:59,480
Speaker 2: But I also have a pilot that I did with

2725
02:13:59,560 --> 02:14:03,760
Speaker 2: Doug Allen, one who who created Entourage, and so we're

2726
02:14:03,840 --> 02:14:08,080
Speaker 2: actively trying to sell that. So that's that's that's potentially

2727
02:14:09,080 --> 02:14:10,280
Speaker 2: something fabulous as well.

2728
02:14:12,600 --> 02:14:17,080
Speaker 32: Yeah, you know when it range, of course, and maybe

2729
02:14:17,160 --> 02:14:19,520
Speaker 32: that'll be the case here, you know, listen, man, if

2730
02:14:19,640 --> 02:14:24,240
Speaker 32: nothing else, you and Chuck gave us Melanie Lynsky, and

2731
02:14:24,600 --> 02:14:26,800
Speaker 32: for that I will be forever grateful.

2732
02:14:27,920 --> 02:14:28,600
Speaker 2: That's amazing.

2733
02:14:29,120 --> 02:14:29,280
Speaker 3: You know.

2734
02:14:29,720 --> 02:14:33,920
Speaker 2: When we did the pilot, she never broke her accent

2735
02:14:34,080 --> 02:14:37,520
Speaker 2: she stayed in her American accent, and then when we

2736
02:14:37,600 --> 02:14:40,680
Speaker 2: got when we got picked up, she was speaking like

2737
02:14:40,880 --> 02:14:43,200
Speaker 2: you know, from a homeland, from from New Zealand, right,

2738
02:14:43,720 --> 02:14:46,240
Speaker 2: And I said to her, I said, wow, that.

2739
02:14:46,400 --> 02:14:50,400
Speaker 3: New Zealand accent is spot on. That thing is perfect.

2740
02:14:51,320 --> 02:14:53,760
Speaker 6: And she said, no, this is how I speak.

2741
02:14:53,840 --> 02:14:55,560
Speaker 1: And I was blown away.

2742
02:14:55,920 --> 02:14:59,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so I was like, who are you?

2743
02:14:59,760 --> 02:15:02,720
Speaker 7: Why well to see her on chat shows because she

2744
02:15:03,000 --> 02:15:04,960
Speaker 7: never does a role with her accent.

2745
02:15:05,040 --> 02:15:08,280
Speaker 1: She's always doing an iron Charlie.

2746
02:15:08,080 --> 02:15:11,360
Speaker 7: Listen, best of luck, brother, always a fan. I appreciate

2747
02:15:11,440 --> 02:15:14,000
Speaker 7: your time, good luck out there, and we'll keep our

2748
02:15:14,040 --> 02:15:15,560
Speaker 7: eyes peeled for what you got coming up.

2749
02:15:15,720 --> 02:15:17,080
Speaker 2: Amazing. Thank you so much for this.

2750
02:15:20,560 --> 02:15:23,680
Speaker 3: Here's a piece of strong cheese keys has a sound

2751
02:15:24,200 --> 02:15:25,240
Speaker 3: probably all of its own.

2752
02:15:27,760 --> 02:15:31,800
Speaker 21: On one hundred point seven, domm Seinfeld's coming.

2753
02:15:32,040 --> 02:15:34,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to that. Are you going this year?

2754
02:15:34,720 --> 02:15:34,760
Speaker 14: No?

2755
02:15:34,960 --> 02:15:37,600
Speaker 1: I've seen Seinfeld a handful of times and never see

2756
02:15:37,680 --> 02:15:40,040
Speaker 1: him live. Oh really? Oh yeah, So I'm gonna take

2757
02:15:40,080 --> 02:15:43,440
Speaker 1: one of the biggest comedy fans in Cleveland, Grandma, No,

2758
02:15:45,080 --> 02:15:47,480
Speaker 1: Martin molloy, you know that woud actually have been a

2759
02:15:47,520 --> 02:15:52,160
Speaker 1: good one. But I'm taking Sam Showroom manager at Hilarities.

2760
02:15:52,240 --> 02:15:54,920
Speaker 7: Oh okay, so we're gonna have a boys night out,

2761
02:15:55,400 --> 02:15:58,200
Speaker 7: boys night out at the Mary Steinfeld show.

2762
02:15:58,280 --> 02:16:00,360
Speaker 1: Yes, I was going to take Mary, but to see

2763
02:16:00,360 --> 02:16:04,320
Speaker 1: Adam Sandler. So you got your turn. It's not my turn.

2764
02:16:04,440 --> 02:16:07,200
Speaker 1: That's fine. You got to dole out the bills. I

2765
02:16:07,280 --> 02:16:09,800
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Listen if they weren't.

2766
02:16:09,960 --> 02:16:12,920
Speaker 8: I am more personally connected to Adam Sandler than Jerry Side, right.

2767
02:16:12,880 --> 02:16:15,280
Speaker 1: And that's why I figured. I figured works for me.

2768
02:16:16,280 --> 02:16:19,360
Speaker 1: That's you know, I mean, I'm in Portland when it

2769
02:16:19,480 --> 02:16:21,720
Speaker 1: is what is it the eleventh?

2770
02:16:21,760 --> 02:16:21,880
Speaker 5: Oh?

2771
02:16:22,000 --> 02:16:28,920
Speaker 1: Never mind? There really is no excuse. If you want

2772
02:16:28,960 --> 02:16:30,440
Speaker 1: to buy a ticket, buy your own ticket. I'm not

2773
02:16:30,440 --> 02:16:33,600
Speaker 1: gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. Oh really,

2774
02:16:33,760 --> 02:16:36,480
Speaker 1: eighty bucks to start and there I felt like sixty.

2775
02:16:36,680 --> 02:16:38,600
Speaker 1: I got some better seats though, because I wanted a

2776
02:16:38,640 --> 02:16:40,840
Speaker 1: good seat. Where's he playing?

2777
02:16:41,320 --> 02:16:41,440
Speaker 20: Uh?

2778
02:16:42,480 --> 02:16:48,000
Speaker 1: The grog shop? Shut up playhouse? He's so dumb, Well

2779
02:16:48,040 --> 02:16:50,720
Speaker 1: he might some people might do that where they want

2780
02:16:50,760 --> 02:16:51,600
Speaker 1: to go back and do some.

2781
02:16:53,320 --> 02:16:53,400
Speaker 20: SI.

2782
02:16:53,640 --> 02:16:54,360
Speaker 1: He's not a hipster.

2783
02:16:54,520 --> 02:16:57,440
Speaker 7: He's looking to do theaters. Get out, microphone out, cleaned

2784
02:16:57,640 --> 02:17:00,160
Speaker 7: your jokes, go home. He flies home at night so

2785
02:17:00,200 --> 02:17:01,840
Speaker 7: we can sleep in his own bed. That's the beauty

2786
02:17:01,840 --> 02:17:04,000
Speaker 7: of being Jerry Seinfeld. You go out do some shows

2787
02:17:04,040 --> 02:17:06,280
Speaker 7: on the weekend, you fly home that night.

2788
02:17:06,560 --> 02:17:07,600
Speaker 1: You mark my words.

2789
02:17:07,959 --> 02:17:10,520
Speaker 8: When I am Jerry Seinfeld famous, I will play the

2790
02:17:10,560 --> 02:17:12,720
Speaker 8: grog Shop in Cleveland, mark my words.

2791
02:17:12,760 --> 02:17:14,760
Speaker 1: Alan, But you're from here. But you're from here, and

2792
02:17:14,840 --> 02:17:18,800
Speaker 1: you're okay. I like it's a similar venue in Michigan.

2793
02:17:19,160 --> 02:17:21,400
Speaker 7: I mean when Seinfeld was just start, when he dumped

2794
02:17:21,440 --> 02:17:23,560
Speaker 7: all the old material, he went back to governors and

2795
02:17:23,760 --> 02:17:28,400
Speaker 7: those kinds of places, but he was never yeah.

2796
02:17:30,120 --> 02:17:32,960
Speaker 1: Hey Nick, Hey, what's going on. It's going on?

2797
02:17:33,080 --> 02:17:33,240
Speaker 2: Nick.

2798
02:17:34,160 --> 02:17:38,360
Speaker 3: So I was the or a Graham Prize werner for

2799
02:17:38,600 --> 02:17:39,560
Speaker 3: that Avengers.

2800
02:17:40,040 --> 02:17:42,119
Speaker 31: Uh, we love you three thousand tours.

2801
02:17:42,160 --> 02:17:43,959
Speaker 2: So I just got off the trolley.

2802
02:17:45,160 --> 02:17:48,160
Speaker 1: Oh god, oh this is like a little tour. We

2803
02:17:48,240 --> 02:17:50,560
Speaker 1: were get cool man. It was fun.

2804
02:17:50,680 --> 02:17:51,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, So I got to do that.

2805
02:17:51,720 --> 02:17:52,119
Speaker 1: That was cool.

2806
02:17:52,240 --> 02:17:53,960
Speaker 5: So it's funny that Mary was saying that she would

2807
02:17:54,000 --> 02:17:54,879
Speaker 5: play the grog shop.

2808
02:17:55,000 --> 02:17:56,800
Speaker 2: So uh, I feel like.

2809
02:17:57,280 --> 02:17:59,880
Speaker 3: She'll stop by the grog shop, but she's not gonna

2810
02:18:00,080 --> 02:18:01,160
Speaker 3: play the grog.

2811
02:18:00,920 --> 02:18:03,879
Speaker 5: Shop when she errs time. You don't know me, because I.

2812
02:18:05,680 --> 02:18:07,400
Speaker 1: Hope you are like that, and I feel like you

2813
02:18:07,440 --> 02:18:08,560
Speaker 1: could very well be that person.

2814
02:18:08,640 --> 02:18:10,560
Speaker 31: But you know, you sit there and you're like, oh

2815
02:18:10,640 --> 02:18:13,080
Speaker 31: my god, I'm gonna meet Anthony Russo, We're gonna do pictures.

2816
02:18:13,160 --> 02:18:14,039
Speaker 5: He's gonna be on the fund.

2817
02:18:14,520 --> 02:18:17,920
Speaker 6: It's kind a little les formal, or a little more

2818
02:18:18,000 --> 02:18:18,520
Speaker 6: formal than that.

2819
02:18:18,680 --> 02:18:20,680
Speaker 10: He stopped by, he gave him a speech.

2820
02:18:20,400 --> 02:18:22,480
Speaker 31: He hopped on the butt that I'm sorry, I'm.

2821
02:18:22,400 --> 02:18:27,000
Speaker 5: So busy schedule, YadA, YadA, YadA, and then uh, Jeremiah

2822
02:18:27,040 --> 02:18:28,920
Speaker 5: from the Jeremiah Show hopped.

2823
02:18:28,680 --> 02:18:29,680
Speaker 6: On and he did a great job.

2824
02:18:29,760 --> 02:18:31,640
Speaker 5: But that was the tour and it was cool. It

2825
02:18:31,720 --> 02:18:33,560
Speaker 5: was a really nice way to spend a Friday afternoon.

2826
02:18:33,800 --> 02:18:35,119
Speaker 5: I'm certainly not complaining.

2827
02:18:35,440 --> 02:18:38,080
Speaker 3: But you have like the hopes, and then you have reality.

2828
02:18:38,480 --> 02:18:40,879
Speaker 5: And I do like Mary that if you have become

2829
02:18:40,959 --> 02:18:43,880
Speaker 5: Jerry Seinfeld famous, you'll stop by the grog Shop as

2830
02:18:43,920 --> 02:18:45,360
Speaker 5: opposed to play the grog Shop.

2831
02:18:45,440 --> 02:18:49,199
Speaker 1: Listen, I will play the grog shot. I just didn't

2832
02:18:49,280 --> 02:18:54,320
Speaker 1: Hi didn't specify expensive the tickets, by the way, is

2833
02:18:54,400 --> 02:18:55,880
Speaker 1: getting Jerry Seinfeld famous?

2834
02:18:55,920 --> 02:18:59,120
Speaker 8: No, No, that's the inevitable part. The hard part is

2835
02:18:59,160 --> 02:19:00,360
Speaker 8: getting the grog Shop to book you.

2836
02:19:00,520 --> 02:19:01,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is.

2837
02:19:01,600 --> 02:19:04,920
Speaker 7: She will have the most successful sitcom of all time. Okay,

2838
02:19:05,600 --> 02:19:09,440
Speaker 7: O doing one Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah, a sequel to or

2839
02:19:09,480 --> 02:19:12,160
Speaker 7: a reboot of a B movie. Yeah, there you go,

2840
02:19:12,400 --> 02:19:14,000
Speaker 7: a me movie, me movie.

2841
02:19:14,440 --> 02:19:14,640
Speaker 15: Yep.

2842
02:19:15,959 --> 02:19:18,080
Speaker 1: You can have a show called Everybody Loves Mayor?

2843
02:19:19,360 --> 02:19:23,160
Speaker 17: Yeah, you and a horse, Yeah, yeah, the crooked and

2844
02:19:23,520 --> 02:19:25,200
Speaker 17: nobody that's right backwards.

2845
02:19:25,360 --> 02:19:28,440
Speaker 7: Yeah, and nobody knows as you go town to town

2846
02:19:28,560 --> 02:19:31,480
Speaker 7: because I forgot to mention you're also a Frontier lawyer.

2847
02:19:32,160 --> 02:19:36,119
Speaker 1: Uh that as you go town? Okay, I watch you're

2848
02:19:36,120 --> 02:19:38,080
Speaker 1: the head writer. What are you talking about? Yeah, that's

2849
02:19:38,120 --> 02:19:42,400
Speaker 1: the deal. As you go town to town, people are

2850
02:19:42,520 --> 02:19:47,960
Speaker 1: unclear if everyone loves you or the mayor. Yeah, but

2851
02:19:48,080 --> 02:19:49,720
Speaker 1: I refer to myself as the mayor.

2852
02:19:50,240 --> 02:19:53,959
Speaker 7: No, no, but you call yourself Mary, and they assume

2853
02:19:54,440 --> 02:19:57,000
Speaker 7: mayor is sure because some people go, hey, Mayor.

2854
02:19:57,080 --> 02:19:58,879
Speaker 1: A lot of people do that. Now it's a.

2855
02:19:58,879 --> 02:20:01,640
Speaker 7: Little anachronistic cause there probably weren't a lot of nicknames

2856
02:20:01,760 --> 02:20:04,160
Speaker 7: like that in Frontier Times. This is a period piece,

2857
02:20:04,240 --> 02:20:06,879
Speaker 7: but okay, okay, which means that every episode you get

2858
02:20:06,920 --> 02:20:07,440
Speaker 7: your period.

2859
02:20:07,840 --> 02:20:09,600
Speaker 1: Yes, once a month, Can.

2860
02:20:09,480 --> 02:20:11,480
Speaker 8: I okay, say, can I just record a bunch of

2861
02:20:11,560 --> 02:20:13,800
Speaker 8: them in like a five day time frame and then

2862
02:20:13,920 --> 02:20:15,680
Speaker 8: it's more true to form.

2863
02:20:15,959 --> 02:20:17,640
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it'll be filmed in front of a

2864
02:20:17,720 --> 02:20:19,880
Speaker 1: live studio audio and I have to have my mental

2865
02:20:19,959 --> 02:20:22,840
Speaker 1: cycle every single day. No, Like Bill will shoot an

2866
02:20:22,879 --> 02:20:25,440
Speaker 1: episode a month. Yeah, they'll put you in some red

2867
02:20:25,480 --> 02:20:27,800
Speaker 1: pants or something. Okay, okay, and but you'll be a

2868
02:20:27,840 --> 02:20:30,520
Speaker 1: frontier lawyer and you'll be riding your horse in town

2869
02:20:30,600 --> 02:20:33,480
Speaker 1: to town. So it'll be you know, people love legal shows,

2870
02:20:33,560 --> 02:20:35,920
Speaker 1: people love westerns. There hasn't been a good Western on

2871
02:20:36,040 --> 02:20:38,440
Speaker 1: TV for a long time. And then it will kind

2872
02:20:38,480 --> 02:20:41,240
Speaker 1: of have some contemporary humor to it.

2873
02:20:41,440 --> 02:20:44,240
Speaker 8: Okay, so you contemporary for the time frame or for

2874
02:20:44,840 --> 02:20:47,920
Speaker 8: when I'm sting now, like where you're kind of like

2875
02:20:47,959 --> 02:20:52,000
Speaker 8: winking at the camera like all right, right, Like well,

2876
02:20:52,040 --> 02:20:53,920
Speaker 8: people who are watching it currently will get it.

2877
02:20:54,040 --> 02:20:54,240
Speaker 1: You know.

2878
02:20:54,640 --> 02:20:56,920
Speaker 7: They'd be like, what does the judge say? And you'll

2879
02:20:56,959 --> 02:21:01,160
Speaker 7: say the judge says name, and everybody will you know,

2880
02:21:01,200 --> 02:21:04,120
Speaker 7: and then you'll turn and wink yeah, and then they

2881
02:21:04,160 --> 02:21:04,720
Speaker 7: credits go up.

2882
02:21:04,760 --> 02:21:07,119
Speaker 1: Everybody loves mayor tune in in a month.

2883
02:21:07,480 --> 02:21:09,200
Speaker 7: That's how you really get some traction to you do

2884
02:21:09,320 --> 02:21:12,480
Speaker 7: a monthly sitcom on network television.

2885
02:21:12,080 --> 02:21:15,879
Speaker 1: Once a month. Yeah, okay, no, I like this, will

2886
02:21:16,040 --> 02:21:19,640
Speaker 1: the garage give me this outline that I'm giving you

2887
02:21:19,879 --> 02:21:24,320
Speaker 1: what pro bono? Thank you free? Here's this guy, right?

2888
02:21:24,400 --> 02:21:25,920
Speaker 1: What am I going to do with it? Nothing?

2889
02:21:27,040 --> 02:21:29,600
Speaker 7: They've already took Everybody hates Chris. I can't reboot everybody

2890
02:21:29,640 --> 02:21:33,800
Speaker 7: hates Alan, Right. That was a very specific premise for

2891
02:21:33,879 --> 02:21:35,680
Speaker 7: that show. Do you want to know what your catchphrase

2892
02:21:35,720 --> 02:21:36,120
Speaker 7: is going to be?

2893
02:21:36,160 --> 02:21:39,320
Speaker 1: I can't wait. Ooh got me in the front butt?

2894
02:21:42,520 --> 02:21:44,520
Speaker 1: Who the beauty is? You only have to use that

2895
02:21:44,640 --> 02:21:48,039
Speaker 1: catchphraise once a month because that's the frequency. That's true.

2896
02:21:48,840 --> 02:21:51,520
Speaker 1: So got me in the front butt? You want to

2897
02:21:51,520 --> 02:21:54,320
Speaker 1: say it for us? Nope? How well? O got me

2898
02:21:54,360 --> 02:21:58,920
Speaker 1: in the front butt so much than anything? Got me

2899
02:21:59,040 --> 02:22:01,760
Speaker 1: in the front butt was like, let's try this on

2900
02:22:01,840 --> 02:22:05,680
Speaker 1: for size. Nope, doesn't fit, does not fit? I think

2901
02:22:05,680 --> 02:22:07,720
Speaker 1: it works. That means that the field of character not

2902
02:22:07,840 --> 02:22:11,520
Speaker 1: for you. You're you're an actor. You're not playing Mary,

2903
02:22:11,600 --> 02:22:15,080
Speaker 1: You're playing I am. It's a I'm a okay, wasn't.

2904
02:22:15,080 --> 02:22:18,920
Speaker 8: I'm a method actor, so I have to me as

2905
02:22:19,080 --> 02:22:21,120
Speaker 8: much as I can in order to play myself.

2906
02:22:21,440 --> 02:22:24,720
Speaker 1: So I don't understand why that's so hard to comprehend.

2907
02:22:24,840 --> 02:22:29,640
Speaker 1: Creative differences already discord and then we already got the

2908
02:22:29,720 --> 02:22:33,320
Speaker 1: shirts and everything made the front butt shirts? Yeah, who

2909
02:22:33,480 --> 02:22:34,120
Speaker 1: got me in the front?

2910
02:22:34,160 --> 02:22:34,360
Speaker 5: Butt?

2911
02:22:35,800 --> 02:22:38,000
Speaker 1: Isn't me just bent over with my hands over my crotch,

2912
02:22:39,280 --> 02:22:41,520
Speaker 1: Big white letters that say, oh got me in the front?

2913
02:22:41,600 --> 02:22:41,760
Speaker 5: Butt?

2914
02:22:45,520 --> 02:22:48,400
Speaker 1: Alan isn't Kenny Wayne Shephard married to one of mel

2915
02:22:48,520 --> 02:22:49,680
Speaker 1: Gibson's daughters.

2916
02:22:50,680 --> 02:22:50,960
Speaker 5: He is.

2917
02:22:51,320 --> 02:22:54,680
Speaker 7: He's married to mel Gibson's oldest daughter. They have They

2918
02:22:54,760 --> 02:22:58,280
Speaker 7: have three daughters and two sons. You have five kids,

2919
02:22:58,360 --> 02:23:00,000
Speaker 7: Kenny Wayne Shephard and mel Gibson's kids.

2920
02:23:00,240 --> 02:23:04,000
Speaker 1: Do get the other concert? I didn't get dink Down.

2921
02:23:04,080 --> 02:23:06,360
Speaker 1: I gotta go to this one dink down. Yeah.

2922
02:23:08,200 --> 02:23:14,280
Speaker 7: So I'm sensing less than full enthusiasm from you for

2923
02:23:14,400 --> 02:23:17,440
Speaker 7: the show for Everybody Loves Mayor. Yeah, even though this

2924
02:23:17,640 --> 02:23:21,240
Speaker 7: is very this is very clearly how you're gonna surpass

2925
02:23:21,360 --> 02:23:22,240
Speaker 7: Jerry seinfilm.

2926
02:23:22,320 --> 02:23:24,200
Speaker 1: Listen. I think that there are good parts to it.

2927
02:23:24,280 --> 02:23:26,879
Speaker 1: It just needs to be workshop reworked. Okay, Yeah, that's all.

2928
02:23:27,080 --> 02:23:28,960
Speaker 1: We'll bring in a couple other creatives and see what

2929
02:23:29,000 --> 02:23:31,320
Speaker 1: they have to say and we'll go from there. All right,

2930
02:23:31,360 --> 02:23:34,240
Speaker 1: do you want another shot at the catchhraise? I don't

2931
02:23:34,240 --> 02:23:36,000
Speaker 1: want it. I don't I want a new catchphrase. All right,

2932
02:23:36,000 --> 02:23:37,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to give you a new catchphrase. Maybe you

2933
02:23:37,840 --> 02:23:39,560
Speaker 1: like this one. Is it also about my front put.

2934
02:23:39,879 --> 02:23:41,720
Speaker 9: It's not about your front putt. Just let me give

2935
02:23:41,800 --> 02:23:44,480
Speaker 9: you the okay, Can I just pitch something. This is

2936
02:23:44,720 --> 02:23:45,880
Speaker 9: hard to work with, it's tough.

2937
02:23:46,000 --> 02:23:51,840
Speaker 1: It's my show. Go ahead. That's hotter than a hog's cooter.

2938
02:23:54,600 --> 02:23:56,720
Speaker 1: I'm a lawyer. I can't talk like that. You did

2939
02:23:56,840 --> 02:23:59,920
Speaker 1: never think like that. Lawyers don't talk like that.

2940
02:24:00,040 --> 02:24:00,400
Speaker 8: I bet you.

2941
02:24:00,920 --> 02:24:02,720
Speaker 7: I bet you never thought that got me in the

2942
02:24:02,760 --> 02:24:04,760
Speaker 7: front butt would sound so good that it does.

2943
02:24:06,160 --> 02:24:07,880
Speaker 1: Hotter than a frog hogscooter?

2944
02:24:08,040 --> 02:24:11,680
Speaker 7: No, frogs hotter than a hog's You could say tighter

2945
02:24:11,760 --> 02:24:13,680
Speaker 7: than a frog'scooter. Like you're trying to get out of

2946
02:24:13,720 --> 02:24:17,320
Speaker 7: a jam with your horse and you're like a frog scooter.

2947
02:24:17,480 --> 02:24:21,560
Speaker 1: There you go, because in my head I'm saying frog

2948
02:24:21,760 --> 02:24:26,800
Speaker 1: scooter frog. Yeah, it's kind of a takeoff.

2949
02:24:26,840 --> 02:24:28,600
Speaker 7: You know George Cloning and old brother we're out there,

2950
02:24:28,680 --> 02:24:30,360
Speaker 7: he'd say, well, damn, we're in a tight spot.

2951
02:24:31,800 --> 02:24:34,680
Speaker 1: So you're in there saying damn tighter than a frog's cooter.

2952
02:24:35,440 --> 02:24:39,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, obviously there's no explanation in the show

2953
02:24:40,160 --> 02:24:45,880
Speaker 7: for the car horn hasn't been right decades away from

2954
02:24:45,959 --> 02:24:48,120
Speaker 7: the front of The genius of it is that the

2955
02:24:48,200 --> 02:24:50,760
Speaker 7: noise my front butt makes when someone gets me in

2956
02:24:50,840 --> 02:24:54,200
Speaker 7: it got me in the front butt in Hong Kong. No,

2957
02:24:54,400 --> 02:24:56,320
Speaker 7: this is just kind of a wink to the audience,

2958
02:24:56,320 --> 02:24:58,840
Speaker 7: who are like, oh, they did get her in the front.

2959
02:24:58,920 --> 02:25:02,240
Speaker 7: But just like now, I know where that catchphrase can

2960
02:25:02,280 --> 02:25:03,400
Speaker 7: find a sound for.

2961
02:25:03,760 --> 02:25:08,000
Speaker 1: When she gets gets it in the front button. It's

2962
02:25:08,040 --> 02:25:13,959
Speaker 1: such engross thing to say. It's your catchphrase. Though, nice lama,

2963
02:25:16,680 --> 02:25:19,160
Speaker 1: you can work in good size, nice lama. Why did

2964
02:25:19,240 --> 02:25:21,680
Speaker 1: I ride a lama? No, you can't ri.

2965
02:25:23,879 --> 02:25:29,320
Speaker 7: Leads the mayor anyway. We're giving you gold here. If

2966
02:25:29,360 --> 02:25:32,280
Speaker 7: you just want to leave it, if you just want

2967
02:25:32,320 --> 02:25:34,160
Speaker 7: to leave it lying by the side of the road

2968
02:25:34,640 --> 02:25:37,879
Speaker 7: because you're too proud to really make it work.

2969
02:25:39,480 --> 02:25:42,520
Speaker 1: It's right, Alan, It's just that I don't think this

2970
02:25:42,720 --> 02:25:45,360
Speaker 1: is working out. Are you sure? I would like to

2971
02:25:46,040 --> 02:25:48,840
Speaker 1: have a villain in the show for sure? Though? Mm hm,

2972
02:25:49,000 --> 02:25:50,280
Speaker 1: who's my arch nemesis?

2973
02:25:51,959 --> 02:25:52,360
Speaker 27: Who is it?

2974
02:25:52,680 --> 02:25:58,240
Speaker 1: You'll find out? Mega Do Do Meg Dodo got me

2975
02:25:58,280 --> 02:26:00,560
Speaker 1: in the front, But we're gonna get on.

2976
02:26:00,640 --> 02:26:04,720
Speaker 17: This is tighter than a frog's cooter, hogs hog well,

2977
02:26:05,240 --> 02:26:06,520
Speaker 17: hotter than a hogs cooter.

2978
02:26:11,560 --> 02:26:14,199
Speaker 1: That's a hard one to say because the cooter.

2979
02:26:14,280 --> 02:26:17,000
Speaker 7: And also I believe there's a little slip in logic there,

2980
02:26:17,120 --> 02:26:21,680
Speaker 7: because we could all infer how tight a frog's cooter was,

2981
02:26:22,080 --> 02:26:24,279
Speaker 7: we have no way of knowing empirically.

2982
02:26:24,640 --> 02:26:29,160
Speaker 1: How hot do you know, Hosky? You assume it's pretty warm, right.

2983
02:26:30,640 --> 02:26:33,320
Speaker 8: Yeah, we take this to the next level. We hire

2984
02:26:33,600 --> 02:26:36,920
Speaker 8: thirty to fifty faral hogs. Okay, and we bring them

2985
02:26:36,959 --> 02:26:39,160
Speaker 8: on board. Guys, very expensive. What are you going to

2986
02:26:39,400 --> 02:26:40,760
Speaker 8: jack the production across?

2987
02:26:40,879 --> 02:26:42,600
Speaker 1: Way up? What do you say if one of them

2988
02:26:42,680 --> 02:26:44,840
Speaker 1: bumps into you? Say, in the front part of your body?

2989
02:26:45,520 --> 02:26:50,640
Speaker 1: Damn me in the cooter? No, God, damn it, man, God,

2990
02:26:51,200 --> 02:26:57,640
Speaker 1: she is undirectable line, you know what? Or they got

2991
02:26:57,720 --> 02:27:00,959
Speaker 1: me in the front? Okay, try again, try again. Take two?

2992
02:27:02,360 --> 02:27:05,800
Speaker 1: Oh got me in the frog? Good? You know we're

2993
02:27:05,840 --> 02:27:06,760
Speaker 1: making the horse the star.

2994
02:27:07,440 --> 02:27:07,680
Speaker 5: You know what?

2995
02:27:08,000 --> 02:27:08,120
Speaker 21: Here?

2996
02:27:09,000 --> 02:27:12,840
Speaker 7: Hey Steve, Steve's are bureau chief in Kuratuck, North Carolina?

2997
02:27:13,920 --> 02:27:15,119
Speaker 31: Hi, Alan, how are you guys doing?

2998
02:27:15,120 --> 02:27:15,520
Speaker 1: It's going on?

2999
02:27:15,680 --> 02:27:15,800
Speaker 5: Man?

3000
02:27:15,879 --> 02:27:17,320
Speaker 1: What how's life in Kuratuck?

3001
02:27:18,520 --> 02:27:18,760
Speaker 19: Life?

3002
02:27:22,360 --> 02:27:22,640
Speaker 1: Okay?

3003
02:27:23,160 --> 02:27:25,120
Speaker 3: So I had a question for you.

3004
02:27:25,440 --> 02:27:27,600
Speaker 2: While I was on hold, I heard was that frog

3005
02:27:28,240 --> 02:27:29,720
Speaker 2: holes or hog holes?

3006
02:27:31,120 --> 02:27:33,880
Speaker 1: Hog and frog, Yeah, hog and frog.

3007
02:27:34,000 --> 02:27:36,840
Speaker 2: Okay, So I think it was Mary.

3008
02:27:36,920 --> 02:27:39,039
Speaker 31: I mistakenly maybe said pound take, but I think it.

3009
02:27:39,080 --> 02:27:40,199
Speaker 3: Was Mary a few weeks ago.

3010
02:27:40,200 --> 02:27:43,240
Speaker 31: Talking about sandwiches and potato chips and combination with each other.

3011
02:27:43,600 --> 02:27:48,280
Speaker 1: Okay, and you you know they they I don't know

3012
02:27:48,280 --> 02:27:49,520
Speaker 1: a buzzkill you are?

3013
02:27:50,120 --> 02:27:53,000
Speaker 31: You said it was disgusting and not a good idea

3014
02:27:53,120 --> 02:27:55,600
Speaker 31: or something you would try. I needed to go to

3015
02:27:55,720 --> 02:27:58,000
Speaker 31: bat for Mary, and it was probably the most delicious thing.

3016
02:27:57,920 --> 02:27:58,320
Speaker 2: In the world.

3017
02:27:58,400 --> 02:27:59,959
Speaker 31: It was peanut butter and jelly sandwich was.

3018
02:28:02,959 --> 02:28:06,000
Speaker 1: Well, I was I was unclear what he was talking about,

3019
02:28:06,000 --> 02:28:09,600
Speaker 1: because I'm not opposed to chips on sandwiches generally. I

3020
02:28:09,760 --> 02:28:13,760
Speaker 1: just so to specify and j Now, granted I've never

3021
02:28:13,920 --> 02:28:16,320
Speaker 1: had it, I don't know that that puts me in

3022
02:28:16,480 --> 02:28:18,720
Speaker 1: buzzkill territory. Thank you, Steve.

3023
02:28:19,680 --> 02:28:22,400
Speaker 2: I almost assure you it's better than a frog hole.

3024
02:28:23,879 --> 02:28:27,800
Speaker 7: Well, fortunately Steve doesn't have to worry about being in

3025
02:28:27,840 --> 02:28:28,520
Speaker 7: the show you do.

3026
02:28:28,879 --> 02:28:29,879
Speaker 1: This is his table read.

3027
02:28:31,000 --> 02:28:33,800
Speaker 7: You know what, We're re vamping this entire thing. We're

3028
02:28:33,840 --> 02:28:35,840
Speaker 7: gonna We're gonna put this in turn around. It's it's

3029
02:28:35,879 --> 02:28:38,600
Speaker 7: become everybody loves Steve. Oh no, it's gonna.

3030
02:28:41,240 --> 02:28:45,480
Speaker 1: Takes place in the future. Now he got here, I

3031
02:28:45,600 --> 02:28:46,640
Speaker 1: want nothing to do with this.

3032
02:28:47,680 --> 02:28:51,240
Speaker 8: Yeah, there's no animal named is Steve though, huh, who

3033
02:28:51,320 --> 02:28:52,960
Speaker 8: is he gonna ride another Steve?

3034
02:28:53,840 --> 02:28:57,880
Speaker 7: He doesn't have We're not married to riding anything. Just

3035
02:28:57,959 --> 02:29:02,280
Speaker 7: everybody loves mayor the PREMI was the hilarious confusion that

3036
02:29:02,360 --> 02:29:04,119
Speaker 7: would ensue when someone.

3037
02:29:04,000 --> 02:29:06,920
Speaker 1: Named mayor rode in on a mayor. Yeah.

3038
02:29:07,080 --> 02:29:13,000
Speaker 7: Yes, and you're a pioneer lawyer mayor that second season,

3039
02:29:13,200 --> 02:29:15,959
Speaker 7: God willing, if we get picked up again, mayor mayor,

3040
02:29:16,120 --> 02:29:19,480
Speaker 7: you become mayor. No, they make the horse the mayor doy.

3041
02:29:21,000 --> 02:29:21,879
Speaker 1: Female mayor.

3042
02:29:25,520 --> 02:29:25,720
Speaker 5: Man.

3043
02:29:26,520 --> 02:29:28,680
Speaker 7: But it's said in the Old West, and it's a

3044
02:29:28,760 --> 02:29:31,440
Speaker 7: small town. So yes, of course the mayor is going

3045
02:29:31,520 --> 02:29:34,920
Speaker 7: to be a horse, I answered to the horse in

3046
02:29:35,040 --> 02:29:37,640
Speaker 7: the second season. Well, I can't give away what the

3047
02:29:37,680 --> 02:29:41,440
Speaker 7: first season finale is, but it perfectly sets up the

3048
02:29:41,600 --> 02:29:45,400
Speaker 7: reversal of fortune between you and the horse. Right, so

3049
02:29:45,560 --> 02:29:49,720
Speaker 7: it no longer becomes you lose your law license, you

3050
02:29:49,920 --> 02:29:53,279
Speaker 7: lose your catchphrase, which.

3051
02:29:53,200 --> 02:29:56,200
Speaker 1: Is what you catch phrase?

3052
02:29:56,600 --> 02:30:01,320
Speaker 7: U got me in the front, but ooh got me

3053
02:30:01,360 --> 02:30:03,640
Speaker 7: in the front. Yeah, she's I don't know what she's

3054
02:30:03,720 --> 02:30:06,160
Speaker 7: doing here. It's very hard to work with.

3055
02:30:06,440 --> 02:30:08,760
Speaker 8: I'm just wondering what noise I make when people get

3056
02:30:08,840 --> 02:30:11,320
Speaker 8: me in the front butt. That's I think that's the

3057
02:30:11,400 --> 02:30:13,480
Speaker 8: selling point of the show. When I go ooh, got

3058
02:30:13,520 --> 02:30:16,000
Speaker 8: me in the front butt. Well, the ooh doesn't sound

3059
02:30:16,080 --> 02:30:18,840
Speaker 8: that clear. There's a noise coming out. You're like, and uh,

3060
02:30:20,440 --> 02:30:21,400
Speaker 8: got me in right?

3061
02:30:21,680 --> 02:30:23,880
Speaker 1: So I kick you? Is that gurgle coming out of

3062
02:30:23,920 --> 02:30:24,920
Speaker 1: your front? But I think so?

3063
02:30:25,280 --> 02:30:25,680
Speaker 8: I think.

3064
02:30:29,320 --> 02:30:32,240
Speaker 7: The only way Listen, I think we can all agree.

3065
02:30:32,360 --> 02:30:34,360
Speaker 7: There's a lot of great ideas attached to the show.

3066
02:30:35,640 --> 02:30:37,480
Speaker 7: It's a lot of great ideas attached to the show.

3067
02:30:39,200 --> 02:30:42,000
Speaker 7: Alan A hoggs normal temperature is one hundred and eighteen

3068
02:30:42,080 --> 02:30:42,960
Speaker 7: point three degrees.

3069
02:30:43,040 --> 02:30:46,440
Speaker 1: That is, indeed a hot cooter. That is a hot cooter. Wow,

3070
02:30:46,920 --> 02:30:50,080
Speaker 1: sense How then a hogs scooter? How did a hogscooter

3071
02:30:50,280 --> 02:30:53,360
Speaker 1: one hundred and eighteen degrees? That seems like it would

3072
02:30:53,400 --> 02:30:57,680
Speaker 1: cook man. I'm so thankful for our rural listeners who

3073
02:30:57,720 --> 02:31:00,760
Speaker 1: can give me that information because I'm pletely ignorant on

3074
02:31:00,920 --> 02:31:06,720
Speaker 1: the internal basal temperature of a hawk, yeah, of a pig.

3075
02:31:09,640 --> 02:31:12,600
Speaker 1: So listen, this is all up for grabs. There's a

3076
02:31:12,640 --> 02:31:14,040
Speaker 1: lot of work that can be done.

3077
02:31:14,160 --> 02:31:16,200
Speaker 8: This is how do I get Jerry Seinfeld famous to

3078
02:31:16,400 --> 02:31:20,360
Speaker 8: ultimately play the grog Shop? Yes, Rich, I may or

3079
02:31:20,440 --> 02:31:22,960
Speaker 8: may not definitely be playing on Monday, but that's fine.

3080
02:31:23,240 --> 02:31:26,200
Speaker 1: This is all this is all a plan for. Oh

3081
02:31:26,320 --> 02:31:28,240
Speaker 1: so you think there are short cuts to fame, then

3082
02:31:28,320 --> 02:31:30,080
Speaker 1: you're just gonna go over there now and do it.

3083
02:31:30,200 --> 02:31:34,080
Speaker 8: I'm I'm gonna try anything, anything not to be got

3084
02:31:34,200 --> 02:31:35,760
Speaker 8: in the couter or the front.

3085
02:31:35,760 --> 02:31:39,720
Speaker 1: But listen, I uh, you're getting eighteen million dollars an

3086
02:31:39,720 --> 02:31:43,080
Speaker 1: episode again. Oh then nobody told me that it's a

3087
02:31:43,120 --> 02:31:45,040
Speaker 1: big show. Okay, Yeah, then I'm in. I'm in.

3088
02:31:45,480 --> 02:31:47,200
Speaker 8: You already get me where you need to get me.

3089
02:31:47,320 --> 02:31:49,879
Speaker 8: I'll do it for eighteen mil. That's like three million

3090
02:31:49,920 --> 02:31:52,120
Speaker 8: a word for the catchphrase. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

3091
02:31:52,160 --> 02:31:53,640
Speaker 8: I'm good, I'm good with it. I won't mess it

3092
02:31:53,720 --> 02:31:54,040
Speaker 8: up again.

3093
02:31:54,600 --> 02:31:55,080
Speaker 1: So what is it?

3094
02:31:55,360 --> 02:31:55,400
Speaker 20: No?

3095
02:31:55,680 --> 02:31:56,360
Speaker 1: Got me in the front.

3096
02:31:56,400 --> 02:32:03,280
Speaker 7: But it's pretty good. Uh, but again, we can play

3097
02:32:03,320 --> 02:32:05,520
Speaker 7: around with all of it. I think pound Cake should

3098
02:32:05,520 --> 02:32:07,560
Speaker 7: be the voice of the horse.

3099
02:32:09,640 --> 02:32:12,840
Speaker 1: That's perfect. Actually, let's say.

3100
02:32:12,800 --> 02:32:13,680
Speaker 2: You mayor.

3101
02:32:17,440 --> 02:32:18,800
Speaker 1: All right, how do you feel about that?

3102
02:32:19,120 --> 02:32:19,680
Speaker 6: I love that?

3103
02:32:19,920 --> 02:32:20,280
Speaker 15: All right?

3104
02:32:20,720 --> 02:32:24,600
Speaker 1: I love that so much as Cody Brown as the horse,

3105
02:32:25,560 --> 02:32:28,400
Speaker 1: the mayor. We own the rights of this already. Oh yeah,

3106
02:32:28,879 --> 02:32:31,720
Speaker 1: you know you get free craft services. That's what you get.

3107
02:32:32,520 --> 02:32:35,360
Speaker 1: And cheese an eight foot covered with snacks stuff on

3108
02:32:35,400 --> 02:32:39,480
Speaker 1: the back, end, on the back, and that's yours. Oh

3109
02:32:39,520 --> 02:32:40,600
Speaker 1: they got me in the regular but.

3110
02:32:42,800 --> 02:32:44,800
Speaker 2: In the back.

3111
02:32:44,879 --> 02:32:53,320
Speaker 17: But all right, you can't sue contract. She's your lawyer

3112
02:32:53,440 --> 02:32:54,880
Speaker 17: and I'm the lawyer.

3113
02:32:55,080 --> 02:32:57,280
Speaker 1: This is the production is set up through a limited

3114
02:32:57,400 --> 02:32:58,720
Speaker 1: liability corporation.

3115
02:32:58,879 --> 02:33:01,400
Speaker 22: Now, nothing you can do to us, talk about have

3116
02:33:01,440 --> 02:33:04,160
Speaker 22: a contract. People contract. People sue when they have contracts

3117
02:33:04,200 --> 02:33:04,600
Speaker 22: all the time.

3118
02:33:04,800 --> 02:33:07,280
Speaker 1: No, I don't think so, that's not how it works. Well,

3119
02:33:07,320 --> 02:33:10,080
Speaker 1: they do sue, but then they're just drained in court.

3120
02:33:10,320 --> 02:33:10,720
Speaker 1: Of course.

3121
02:33:10,879 --> 02:33:17,640
Speaker 7: Anyway, sue away, my friend, because we are insulated beyond

3122
02:33:17,720 --> 02:33:21,760
Speaker 7: what you can possibly imagine that I've already paid for.

3123
02:33:22,200 --> 02:33:26,360
Speaker 7: That's the new stinger for everybody loves Mayor the Pioneer Lawyer.

3124
02:33:27,920 --> 02:33:31,600
Speaker 7: People will immediately associate that sound with your show. Yes,

3125
02:33:32,080 --> 02:33:35,560
Speaker 7: it's just a little way to kind of psychologically reprogram people.

3126
02:33:35,640 --> 02:33:37,440
Speaker 1: So they go, oh my god, I love this show.

3127
02:33:38,879 --> 02:33:41,000
Speaker 1: They go, oh, it's the lawyer with the horse and

3128
02:33:41,080 --> 02:33:44,119
Speaker 1: the front. But it's lawyer. It's all coming together.

3129
02:33:44,080 --> 02:33:46,440
Speaker 9: Everywhere you go, people are gonna recognize you and scream

3130
02:33:46,480 --> 02:33:48,600
Speaker 9: at you, ooh got me in the front butt.

3131
02:33:49,400 --> 02:33:53,520
Speaker 17: Yeah, fame, it's gonna be the perils of fame. You know,

3132
02:33:53,680 --> 02:33:56,880
Speaker 17: you take the bad with the good. Heavy is the

3133
02:33:56,959 --> 02:33:58,440
Speaker 17: front butt that wears the crown?

3134
02:33:58,560 --> 02:34:02,600
Speaker 1: Allan? The flow from the period piece forgot the show

3135
02:34:02,720 --> 02:34:03,320
Speaker 1: once a month?

3136
02:34:03,440 --> 02:34:03,600
Speaker 20: Right?

3137
02:34:05,959 --> 02:34:09,000
Speaker 1: So yeah, sure there are a lot of moving parts

3138
02:34:09,040 --> 02:34:14,439
Speaker 1: to this. Will some of these plot points be reworked? Absolutely?

3139
02:34:15,520 --> 02:34:15,640
Speaker 17: Uh?

3140
02:34:15,879 --> 02:34:18,360
Speaker 1: Do you have to be a lawyer in pioneer days?

3141
02:34:18,560 --> 02:34:18,600
Speaker 33: No?

3142
02:34:19,680 --> 02:34:21,080
Speaker 1: Does there have to be a horse?

3143
02:34:21,640 --> 02:34:21,680
Speaker 21: No?

3144
02:34:22,080 --> 02:34:22,120
Speaker 14: No?

3145
02:34:22,560 --> 02:34:24,240
Speaker 1: Does there have to be the catchphrase?

3146
02:34:24,720 --> 02:34:24,760
Speaker 14: No?

3147
02:34:25,400 --> 02:34:28,640
Speaker 1: Do you have to be getting your period every episode? Absolutely?

3148
02:34:29,080 --> 02:34:32,400
Speaker 1: Will it still be hotter than a hog's cooter?

3149
02:34:34,040 --> 02:34:34,200
Speaker 6: Uh?

3150
02:34:34,879 --> 02:34:39,520
Speaker 7: Yes, at one hundred and eighteen point three degrees.

3151
02:34:39,879 --> 02:34:45,640
Speaker 1: I assume that's fahrenheit. You can celsius boy cooked. Oh

3152
02:34:46,920 --> 02:34:52,240
Speaker 1: it's already bacon. It's like it's like a I don't know, bacon,

3153
02:34:52,720 --> 02:34:58,120
Speaker 1: bacon like cooked meat. All right, covered, we've figured a

3154
02:34:58,160 --> 02:35:01,520
Speaker 1: lot out. I think we did, and for our first session,

3155
02:35:02,000 --> 02:35:02,440
Speaker 1: I mean.

3156
02:35:03,640 --> 02:35:08,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I think I speak for Bill and myself

3157
02:35:08,320 --> 02:35:10,520
Speaker 7: when I say you're welcome, Thank you.

3158
02:35:10,920 --> 02:35:16,480
Speaker 1: Alan. What if everybody loves mayor. If this is the

3159
02:35:16,480 --> 02:35:18,000
Speaker 1: rest of the Day'm fine with it. It's taking off.

3160
02:35:18,240 --> 02:35:20,640
Speaker 7: People are throwing in on this, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, Alan,

3161
02:35:20,640 --> 02:35:23,039
Speaker 7: I'm legit crying at work over this hypothetical show.

3162
02:35:24,360 --> 02:35:27,600
Speaker 1: What if the show stars what if the show.

3163
02:35:27,440 --> 02:35:30,840
Speaker 7: Stars the horse he gets into Shenanigans and Mary is

3164
02:35:30,920 --> 02:35:34,920
Speaker 7: the horse's lawyer. Okay, see, I feel that's a little

3165
02:35:34,959 --> 02:35:38,240
Speaker 7: too complicated, a little too BoJack horseman for my taste.

3166
02:35:38,480 --> 02:35:42,920
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, I liked it all right. And if it's

3167
02:35:43,000 --> 02:35:44,800
Speaker 1: a mayor, it's a girl not a boy, but that's

3168
02:35:44,800 --> 02:35:45,080
Speaker 1: all right.

3169
02:35:46,080 --> 02:35:46,400
Speaker 2: Okay.

3170
02:35:48,400 --> 02:35:51,280
Speaker 1: Listen, if there are boys named Bambi, according to you guys,

3171
02:35:51,400 --> 02:35:54,280
Speaker 1: there could be a male horse. Original Bamby was a

3172
02:35:54,360 --> 02:35:58,160
Speaker 1: boy and this is the original male mayor. Alan. No

3173
02:35:58,240 --> 02:36:01,040
Speaker 1: one would sound that excited getting hit in the front butt,

3174
02:36:02,000 --> 02:36:04,440
Speaker 1: but it happens to her all the time. Every episode

3175
02:36:04,520 --> 02:36:07,600
Speaker 1: is getting hit in the front boat in the front

3176
02:36:07,920 --> 02:36:08,920
Speaker 1: or should I be mad about it?

3177
02:36:09,040 --> 02:36:09,240
Speaker 14: Oh?

3178
02:36:09,480 --> 02:36:10,520
Speaker 1: Got me in the front butt?

3179
02:36:12,360 --> 02:36:20,039
Speaker 15: Box show one, Mms Alan Cox a drummer, but even

3180
02:36:20,040 --> 02:36:22,320
Speaker 15: the real musician, he just makes a noise.

3181
02:36:22,640 --> 02:36:24,760
Speaker 2: If he played the violin or the piano, anything that

3182
02:36:24,879 --> 02:36:26,960
Speaker 2: made sense, but the drums.

3183
02:36:29,879 --> 02:36:34,039
Speaker 13: What did you bring rob Oh for the for the day, Yes,

3184
02:36:34,360 --> 02:36:36,080
Speaker 13: for the day. I figured we'd have a little, uh

3185
02:36:36,440 --> 02:36:40,080
Speaker 13: little champagne. A you champagne?

3186
02:36:40,280 --> 02:36:42,760
Speaker 7: I love champagne. I mean there's what what kind did

3187
02:36:42,760 --> 02:36:44,240
Speaker 7: you like? Because there's only one kind of Well, I

3188
02:36:44,360 --> 02:36:45,720
Speaker 7: figure this would be the way to go.

3189
02:36:46,080 --> 02:36:50,480
Speaker 1: A little vooloof clicko, that's I mean, if you're gonna

3190
02:36:50,520 --> 02:36:53,279
Speaker 1: go right, if you're gonna you're gonna have some champagna.

3191
02:36:53,840 --> 02:36:56,280
Speaker 7: I always have a bottle in my refrigerator. It's it's

3192
02:36:56,360 --> 02:37:00,360
Speaker 7: my favorite. And you know I do enjoy the finer

3193
02:37:01,120 --> 02:37:05,600
Speaker 7: things is on record here on the show. As I

3194
02:37:05,640 --> 02:37:08,320
Speaker 7: wouldn't say live in large because that sounds ostentatious.

3195
02:37:08,360 --> 02:37:09,879
Speaker 1: But he knows what he likes.

3196
02:37:09,959 --> 02:37:13,880
Speaker 7: He has very refined tastes. Yes, I don't have those

3197
02:37:13,959 --> 02:37:16,560
Speaker 7: refined tastes. You know you just said you always have

3198
02:37:16,640 --> 02:37:19,879
Speaker 7: a bottle of mooove handy so well not there's one

3199
02:37:19,920 --> 02:37:22,960
Speaker 7: in the in a box in the fridge. Yeah, but

3200
02:37:23,040 --> 02:37:25,280
Speaker 7: I don't often have occasion to crack it open. I

3201
02:37:25,320 --> 02:37:27,480
Speaker 7: mean I think it's been in there for a year.

3202
02:37:27,760 --> 02:37:30,520
Speaker 7: It's okay, you still have it, which means you enjoy

3203
02:37:31,560 --> 02:37:34,320
Speaker 7: the finer things. Well, I enjoy that it's I do

3204
02:37:34,520 --> 02:37:38,120
Speaker 7: like that. Yeah, so I figured, you know what it's uh,

3205
02:37:39,320 --> 02:37:40,640
Speaker 7: it's a momentous occasion.

3206
02:37:40,800 --> 02:37:41,200
Speaker 2: We made it.

3207
02:37:41,360 --> 02:37:43,440
Speaker 13: We made it through the first year, which I think

3208
02:37:43,520 --> 02:37:45,800
Speaker 13: is probably the hardest. I'll let you you never know.

3209
02:37:46,480 --> 02:37:48,520
Speaker 13: It is his iHeart, so.

3210
02:37:48,600 --> 02:37:49,480
Speaker 1: We will wait and see.

3211
02:37:49,640 --> 02:37:49,800
Speaker 20: Yeah.

3212
02:37:49,959 --> 02:37:52,440
Speaker 7: So, I mean the hardest is the last week before

3213
02:37:52,480 --> 02:37:54,640
Speaker 7: they fire your ass and you don't know it because

3214
02:37:54,680 --> 02:37:55,840
Speaker 7: they come to you and they go, hey.

3215
02:37:55,840 --> 02:37:58,960
Speaker 1: F yi, and I was done. I was thinking we

3216
02:37:59,040 --> 02:38:01,600
Speaker 1: would just use sticking with that paper theme, you know,

3217
02:38:02,080 --> 02:38:03,720
Speaker 1: paper cups, because that's all we have around here. I

3218
02:38:03,840 --> 02:38:07,240
Speaker 1: looked for anything glass. Well, we are classy bitches.

3219
02:38:07,400 --> 02:38:10,640
Speaker 7: The one year anniversary gift is paper. Yeah, you know,

3220
02:38:10,720 --> 02:38:12,000
Speaker 7: for people who are married.

3221
02:38:11,800 --> 02:38:14,960
Speaker 1: Like fifty years, it's diamond and it's but one year

3222
02:38:16,360 --> 02:38:16,840
Speaker 1: is paper.

3223
02:38:17,040 --> 02:38:19,560
Speaker 13: Can't drink this stuff out of paper cups, though, I

3224
02:38:19,640 --> 02:38:21,840
Speaker 13: mean it's nice enough that you shouldn't do.

3225
02:38:21,959 --> 02:38:25,040
Speaker 1: We have glasses. I mean went and got some. Oh good,

3226
02:38:25,120 --> 02:38:26,359
Speaker 1: I went and grabbed a couple.

3227
02:38:27,520 --> 02:38:29,280
Speaker 13: A couple of little I mean they're they're I'm not

3228
02:38:29,320 --> 02:38:32,400
Speaker 13: going to say they're glass, they're hard plastic.

3229
02:38:33,000 --> 02:38:36,520
Speaker 1: Okay, close close enough, but people can still hear us

3230
02:38:36,720 --> 02:38:39,480
Speaker 1: cheers with this they can still hear us. You want

3231
02:38:39,560 --> 02:38:41,520
Speaker 1: you want the ownership pop this thing? I know you're

3232
02:38:41,520 --> 02:38:43,400
Speaker 1: doing for me to do it? Oh yeah, should I

3233
02:38:43,480 --> 02:38:44,840
Speaker 1: just like really just let it rock it and be

3234
02:38:44,920 --> 02:38:48,000
Speaker 1: like oops into one of the monitors. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

3235
02:38:48,200 --> 02:38:54,440
Speaker 1: all right, here we go, ready, all right and no spill.

3236
02:38:54,520 --> 02:39:01,440
Speaker 1: That's good. Yep, we go. What are you guys doing

3237
02:39:01,520 --> 02:39:07,600
Speaker 1: in here? We're shooting off quarks. Yeah, it's a celebration day,

3238
02:39:07,680 --> 02:39:12,960
Speaker 1: so we're doing fireworks and ship you all right? Yeah,

3239
02:39:13,120 --> 02:39:16,240
Speaker 1: porta too fast and had to make sure it didn't

3240
02:39:16,240 --> 02:39:24,560
Speaker 1: stole on the four hang on, Yeah, these are almost glass. Yeah.

3241
02:39:27,160 --> 02:39:30,039
Speaker 1: Is there a Zeppelin song called Celebration Day? Oh, thank

3242
02:39:30,040 --> 02:39:35,040
Speaker 1: you sir, Yeah there is. It's a there's also a

3243
02:39:35,240 --> 02:39:43,040
Speaker 1: fantastic reunion show of sorts called Celebration. You're thinking of

3244
02:39:43,120 --> 02:39:47,080
Speaker 1: the cool in the Gang. I'm thinking that's all no.

3245
02:39:48,959 --> 02:39:49,359
Speaker 3: Fday.

3246
02:39:53,760 --> 02:40:01,600
Speaker 1: Is this Celebration Day? This is okay? Is this a

3247
02:40:01,720 --> 02:40:04,800
Speaker 1: stripped down version or is this off of the original version?

3248
02:40:05,160 --> 02:40:05,800
Speaker 1: I mean, this is it?

3249
02:40:05,879 --> 02:40:06,080
Speaker 3: Thought?

3250
02:40:06,320 --> 02:40:07,840
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I thought it was more of a cham

3251
02:40:08,120 --> 02:40:17,640
Speaker 1: or wait a minute, this isn't this as friends slash celebration? Yeah?

3252
02:40:17,680 --> 02:40:20,120
Speaker 1: So it started so, yeah, Celebration Dale will come in.

3253
02:40:22,920 --> 02:40:29,800
Speaker 1: It's all what you do you're broken? No, I mean

3254
02:40:30,680 --> 02:40:32,240
Speaker 1: I don't want that's a good times good times that

3255
02:40:32,360 --> 02:40:43,720
Speaker 1: I don't want the celebration. Which one is this on two?

3256
02:40:44,560 --> 02:40:45,400
Speaker 2: It's not on two.

3257
02:40:46,480 --> 02:40:51,480
Speaker 1: Us smile she's on three?

3258
02:40:52,640 --> 02:40:53,200
Speaker 2: Is it on three?

3259
02:40:53,280 --> 02:40:53,440
Speaker 21: Now?

3260
02:40:53,920 --> 02:40:57,879
Speaker 1: With Immigrants song and Yls Paul Rent Once you said too?

3261
02:40:57,959 --> 02:41:01,119
Speaker 1: I started second Guest is my favorite of their record? Really,

3262
02:41:01,280 --> 02:41:05,520
Speaker 1: it is, wow. One massive reason that's a wild pitch.

3263
02:41:05,640 --> 02:41:08,119
Speaker 1: It's because of my favorite hats off Roy Harper.

3264
02:41:08,280 --> 02:41:10,680
Speaker 13: No, which is great, I do love it. But my

3265
02:41:10,840 --> 02:41:15,240
Speaker 13: favorite led Zeppelin song is Tangerine. Okay, and it is

3266
02:41:15,360 --> 02:41:16,440
Speaker 13: on led Zeppelin three.

3267
02:41:16,720 --> 02:41:20,640
Speaker 1: Right, your very favorite Zeppelin song is Tangerine? It is

3268
02:41:20,879 --> 02:41:23,720
Speaker 1: all right. I know it's odd, right, No, it's fine.

3269
02:41:23,800 --> 02:41:25,480
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I don't know that.

3270
02:41:26,720 --> 02:41:28,600
Speaker 7: I don't know that I've ever met anyone for whom

3271
02:41:28,840 --> 02:41:31,199
Speaker 7: three is their favorite Zeppelin.

3272
02:41:30,879 --> 02:41:34,560
Speaker 1: Album and by a lot actually wow, Yeah. I mean

3273
02:41:34,600 --> 02:41:38,480
Speaker 1: everybody's gonna say four because the hits right, but but

3274
02:41:38,640 --> 02:41:41,000
Speaker 1: for me it's three. Physical graffiti.

3275
02:41:43,560 --> 02:41:45,760
Speaker 7: Mine was the one that didn't get a lot of airplay.

3276
02:41:45,800 --> 02:41:47,800
Speaker 7: It was called led Zeppelin five. Put that in your

3277
02:41:47,840 --> 02:41:51,040
Speaker 7: pipe and smoke it. Yes, It only had three songs

3278
02:41:51,120 --> 02:41:52,520
Speaker 7: on it, but each of those songs it was twenty

3279
02:41:52,560 --> 02:41:53,360
Speaker 7: seven minutes long.

3280
02:41:53,480 --> 02:41:55,800
Speaker 1: So yeah, I love this love this song.

3281
02:41:55,920 --> 02:41:56,360
Speaker 15: So wow.

3282
02:41:56,600 --> 02:42:00,520
Speaker 1: Yeah. And I'm also I'm a sucker for the led

3283
02:42:00,600 --> 02:42:05,080
Speaker 1: Zeppelin acoustics songs. I like them when they rock, I

3284
02:42:05,840 --> 02:42:08,640
Speaker 1: like them when they jam. But yeah, this is it

3285
02:42:08,720 --> 02:42:16,360
Speaker 1: for me, man, all right, come on, and yes, before

3286
02:42:16,400 --> 02:42:18,360
Speaker 1: you say it, I am aware it has a country

3287
02:42:18,480 --> 02:42:21,920
Speaker 1: vibe to ite. A lot of their songs too, though,

3288
02:42:22,959 --> 02:42:25,160
Speaker 1: well you hate country, he is, but you love tags

3289
02:42:25,200 --> 02:42:26,120
Speaker 1: and me they do.

3290
02:42:26,360 --> 02:42:30,200
Speaker 7: They maybe Rob just likes their catalog with references to

3291
02:42:30,320 --> 02:42:32,519
Speaker 7: fruit the Lemons song Tangerine.

3292
02:42:33,760 --> 02:42:37,680
Speaker 1: Uh, what's that other one? Apple Day? And this one

3293
02:42:37,720 --> 02:42:39,760
Speaker 1: you don't squeeze till it runs down your leg. This

3294
02:42:39,920 --> 02:42:42,480
Speaker 1: one just speak for you, stands on its own. All right.

3295
02:42:42,520 --> 02:42:43,000
Speaker 2: Well, here you go.

3296
02:42:43,240 --> 02:42:51,800
Speaker 25: Yeah, cheers, cheers, Hello, bunch them. Oh oh yeah, that's

3297
02:42:52,680 --> 02:42:53,280
Speaker 25: that is nice.

3298
02:42:54,320 --> 02:42:55,199
Speaker 1: That will work.

3299
02:42:56,480 --> 02:42:57,600
Speaker 13: So now all we have to do is get a

3300
02:42:57,640 --> 02:42:59,240
Speaker 13: bottle down before the end of the show and wearing

3301
02:42:59,280 --> 02:42:59,680
Speaker 13: good shape.

3302
02:42:59,720 --> 02:43:00,280
Speaker 26: Oh wow.

3303
02:43:01,000 --> 02:43:05,480
Speaker 7: Okay, your mission, should you choose to accept it? You know,

3304
02:43:05,600 --> 02:43:07,800
Speaker 7: I see a lot of people I've seen these articles

3305
02:43:07,840 --> 02:43:11,000
Speaker 7: over the past week or so. People dunking on Kim

3306
02:43:11,080 --> 02:43:15,960
Speaker 7: Kardashian because she wants to be an attorney. And you know,

3307
02:43:16,080 --> 02:43:19,720
Speaker 7: we have a weird relationship with celebrity in that you

3308
02:43:19,840 --> 02:43:22,320
Speaker 7: give them a hard time if they're only one thing,

3309
02:43:22,560 --> 02:43:24,160
Speaker 7: and then you give them a hard time if they're

3310
02:43:24,200 --> 02:43:27,640
Speaker 7: trying to be something else. For all the people who've

3311
02:43:27,680 --> 02:43:30,920
Speaker 7: complained about why she's famous, or we've talked about it

3312
02:43:31,000 --> 02:43:34,600
Speaker 7: here right, well, when they try to do something different, though,

3313
02:43:36,240 --> 02:43:38,880
Speaker 7: there's just as many people will give them a hard time.

3314
02:43:39,000 --> 02:43:41,840
Speaker 1: And so people like to dunk on Kim Kardashian in general.

3315
02:43:42,480 --> 02:43:46,400
Speaker 1: I'm biased. I think she's a lovely, big, big fan.

3316
02:43:47,959 --> 02:43:51,040
Speaker 7: Now again, I really go back and forth trying to

3317
02:43:51,200 --> 02:43:53,480
Speaker 7: determine if she's a bright woman.

3318
02:43:53,680 --> 02:43:55,240
Speaker 1: I cannot tell.

3319
02:43:57,000 --> 02:44:01,120
Speaker 7: Nobody in reality television is as a stupid as you

3320
02:44:01,240 --> 02:44:01,760
Speaker 7: think they are.

3321
02:44:02,720 --> 02:44:05,840
Speaker 1: But I don't know. I just don't know. What I

3322
02:44:05,920 --> 02:44:06,520
Speaker 1: do know is.

3323
02:44:08,200 --> 02:44:10,720
Speaker 7: She'ps flunking the bar exam and so people are given

3324
02:44:10,760 --> 02:44:14,040
Speaker 7: her hard time. Her father was famously Robert Kardashian. He

3325
02:44:14,160 --> 02:44:17,600
Speaker 7: was on Ojy's Dream Team. David Schwimmer played him in

3326
02:44:17,600 --> 02:44:23,400
Speaker 7: the Ryan Murphy series, and so she says she wants

3327
02:44:23,440 --> 02:44:27,040
Speaker 7: to follow in her father's footsteps. You know, the first

3328
02:44:27,080 --> 02:44:32,000
Speaker 7: Trump administration, she was advocating for something along the lines

3329
02:44:32,040 --> 02:44:36,640
Speaker 7: of reduced sentences or people in nonviolent crimes. And all

3330
02:44:36,720 --> 02:44:39,200
Speaker 7: Trump wants is to be around famous people, so he

3331
02:44:39,360 --> 02:44:42,520
Speaker 7: never had any He didn't care at all about people

3332
02:44:42,560 --> 02:44:43,520
Speaker 7: who were incarcerated.

3333
02:44:43,640 --> 02:44:45,440
Speaker 1: He just wanted Kam Kardashi in the Old of Office

3334
02:44:46,200 --> 02:44:46,760
Speaker 1: photo op.

3335
02:44:48,040 --> 02:44:50,120
Speaker 7: But she walked away thinking that she was really making

3336
02:44:50,160 --> 02:44:54,160
Speaker 7: a difference, and maybe big picture she is, but she keeps.

3337
02:44:55,440 --> 02:45:02,760
Speaker 1: Not passing the bar exam and pull the clip here

3338
02:45:02,840 --> 02:45:04,879
Speaker 1: for you. She's really mad.

3339
02:45:05,000 --> 02:45:07,160
Speaker 7: She was posting a bunch of things from her mom's

3340
02:45:08,000 --> 02:45:13,400
Speaker 7: a christianner, her mom's seventieth birthday party. And she's mad

3341
02:45:13,760 --> 02:45:19,720
Speaker 7: because all the psychics that she consulted told her she'd

3342
02:45:19,760 --> 02:45:22,879
Speaker 7: pass the bar exam. Now, I would think you'd figure

3343
02:45:22,879 --> 02:45:25,959
Speaker 7: you'd pass the bar exam because you really really studied

3344
02:45:26,560 --> 02:45:31,640
Speaker 7: and you really did your homework. She has already flunked

3345
02:45:31,720 --> 02:45:34,280
Speaker 7: the bar exam there in California a couple of times,

3346
02:45:34,920 --> 02:45:37,920
Speaker 7: didn't get it on her first sit. Now, in fairness,

3347
02:45:38,040 --> 02:45:40,720
Speaker 7: there are all kinds of people who are attorneys and

3348
02:45:40,800 --> 02:45:42,520
Speaker 7: it took them a few times to pass the bar exam.

3349
02:45:44,040 --> 02:45:46,800
Speaker 1: She wants to be an attorney, and I say why not.

3350
02:45:47,120 --> 02:45:49,360
Speaker 7: Maybe she's looked back on her life and been like,

3351
02:45:49,720 --> 02:45:52,080
Speaker 7: I've done all I can do with this right, I'm

3352
02:45:52,120 --> 02:45:55,240
Speaker 7: not twenty five anymore, and so I want to do

3353
02:45:55,400 --> 02:45:59,920
Speaker 7: something that is a more of a concrete contribution to society.

3354
02:46:00,480 --> 02:46:02,240
Speaker 7: People could make the argument that the last thing we

3355
02:46:02,320 --> 02:46:04,680
Speaker 7: need is more lawyers. Nevertheless, what I'm saying is, even

3356
02:46:04,680 --> 02:46:07,080
Speaker 7: if she flunks the bar exam, she knows more about

3357
02:46:07,120 --> 02:46:12,600
Speaker 7: the law right now than you and I do. But

3358
02:46:12,800 --> 02:46:16,880
Speaker 7: she's mad because the psychics who told her she was

3359
02:46:17,000 --> 02:46:17,920
Speaker 7: gonna be a lawyer.

3360
02:46:19,959 --> 02:46:21,920
Speaker 1: And again, this is where I go back and forth.

3361
02:46:22,600 --> 02:46:24,560
Speaker 7: She's no dummy because she's trying to be an attorney,

3362
02:46:24,920 --> 02:46:27,440
Speaker 7: but she's mad because psychics told her.

3363
02:46:29,240 --> 02:46:32,600
Speaker 1: So I hate to tell you that, yes, she's a dummy,

3364
02:46:35,080 --> 02:46:36,160
Speaker 1: But is she Yeah?

3365
02:46:36,520 --> 02:46:39,880
Speaker 7: All right, Maybe she's put her faith in the wrong people.

3366
02:46:40,200 --> 02:46:42,800
Speaker 7: Maybe she's forty five.

3367
02:46:43,760 --> 02:46:48,240
Speaker 1: Wow, really, I knew she was at least forty forty five.

3368
02:46:48,480 --> 02:46:50,440
Speaker 1: Her boobs are only ten, so she're fine.

3369
02:46:52,120 --> 02:46:52,720
Speaker 20: No, But like.

3370
02:46:54,600 --> 02:46:59,320
Speaker 1: You know, Kim Kardashian is hurtling toward fifty.

3371
02:47:00,240 --> 02:47:05,320
Speaker 33: How I'm just letting you guys know that all of

3372
02:47:05,440 --> 02:47:08,000
Speaker 33: The psychics that we have met with and that we're

3373
02:47:08,040 --> 02:47:12,680
Speaker 33: obsessed with are all full of They all collectively, maybe

3374
02:47:12,879 --> 02:47:14,360
Speaker 33: four of them, have told me I was going to

3375
02:47:14,400 --> 02:47:15,000
Speaker 33: pass the bar.

3376
02:47:15,400 --> 02:47:19,280
Speaker 1: So they're all full pathological liars. Don't believe anything they say.

3377
02:47:20,120 --> 02:47:23,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I think we all could have told

3378
02:47:23,080 --> 02:47:25,920
Speaker 1: you that. Don't believe anything the psychics say they're liars.

3379
02:47:26,040 --> 02:47:31,560
Speaker 1: They're not liars. They see a sucker coming, correct. I

3380
02:47:31,640 --> 02:47:33,680
Speaker 1: don't know how psychics stay in business.

3381
02:47:33,720 --> 02:47:36,480
Speaker 7: There's one in downtown Cleveland right next to the subway there,

3382
02:47:36,560 --> 02:47:38,160
Speaker 7: right at subway Sandwich up.

3383
02:47:38,640 --> 02:47:41,920
Speaker 1: It's like West sixth and.

3384
02:47:43,480 --> 02:47:45,720
Speaker 7: I don't know what it is, Lakeside not Lakeside, but

3385
02:47:46,360 --> 02:47:48,520
Speaker 7: whatever intersection is down there. If you walk by, you

3386
02:47:48,600 --> 02:47:52,119
Speaker 7: note by XO and that there's like a garden apartment

3387
02:47:53,160 --> 02:47:57,760
Speaker 7: storefront says psychic, and everybody can make their jokes.

3388
02:47:57,560 --> 02:47:59,720
Speaker 1: You know, and see no one coming or whatever.

3389
02:48:00,000 --> 02:48:04,320
Speaker 7: But I am still very curious how those people are

3390
02:48:04,360 --> 02:48:05,920
Speaker 7: still able to make a living or if it's like

3391
02:48:05,920 --> 02:48:07,720
Speaker 7: a side hustle er. I don't know, but to have

3392
02:48:07,800 --> 02:48:12,280
Speaker 7: a brick and mortar psychic place, the neon in the

3393
02:48:12,320 --> 02:48:18,199
Speaker 7: window and the palm so Kim Kardashian apparently was over

3394
02:48:18,520 --> 02:48:22,000
Speaker 7: confident based on her consultation with psychics.

3395
02:48:22,720 --> 02:48:24,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, sucker born every night.

3396
02:48:24,600 --> 02:48:26,920
Speaker 7: She said, the failing doesn't come from lack of knowledge,

3397
02:48:27,320 --> 02:48:29,680
Speaker 7: it comes from terrible test taking skills.

3398
02:48:31,080 --> 02:48:32,120
Speaker 1: And I'll take her in her word.

3399
02:48:32,160 --> 02:48:34,120
Speaker 7: You know, there's a I kind of roll my eyes

3400
02:48:34,160 --> 02:48:35,640
Speaker 7: at that, you know, but there's a lot of people

3401
02:48:35,640 --> 02:48:37,480
Speaker 7: who are like, I'm just a terrible test taker.

3402
02:48:37,920 --> 02:48:42,480
Speaker 1: Well, okay, but you know my daughter Caitlin is a

3403
02:48:42,560 --> 02:48:46,400
Speaker 1: terrible test taker. Now that she's also is a terrible studier.

3404
02:48:46,480 --> 02:48:46,920
Speaker 19: But what is that.

3405
02:48:47,240 --> 02:48:50,240
Speaker 7: Okay, that's I'm safe. That's what I'm saying. It's very

3406
02:48:50,320 --> 02:48:52,520
Speaker 7: easy to say, oh, she's a great she's a great

3407
02:48:52,600 --> 02:48:55,840
Speaker 7: test taker, she's a terrible studier. Correct, right, There's no

3408
02:48:56,000 --> 02:48:58,800
Speaker 7: better feeling than walking in going It doesn't even matter

3409
02:48:58,840 --> 02:49:01,120
Speaker 7: if I'm a terrible test taker. I know this material

3410
02:49:01,240 --> 02:49:03,879
Speaker 7: front and back. You could slap me and I wouldn't.

3411
02:49:04,400 --> 02:49:06,680
Speaker 7: I would know all of the information.

3412
02:49:06,959 --> 02:49:08,960
Speaker 13: That has been a conversation I've had with her since

3413
02:49:09,000 --> 02:49:11,840
Speaker 13: she was five years old, because it's always, oh, you know,

3414
02:49:11,959 --> 02:49:14,080
Speaker 13: I get so nervous in the room and I screw up.

3415
02:49:14,280 --> 02:49:16,440
Speaker 13: And I said, but you probably didn't walk in as

3416
02:49:16,440 --> 02:49:17,440
Speaker 13: prepared as you should have been.

3417
02:49:18,040 --> 02:49:20,760
Speaker 7: It's to me, it's like there's the old showbiz thing

3418
02:49:20,840 --> 02:49:25,200
Speaker 7: about security is knowing your lines right and going in.

3419
02:49:25,400 --> 02:49:28,240
Speaker 7: And I'm trying to impress this upon my nine year old.

3420
02:49:29,360 --> 02:49:34,760
Speaker 7: She's in the fourth grade. She's very, very smart, but

3421
02:49:35,879 --> 02:49:38,160
Speaker 7: she's kind of in this thing where like, and I

3422
02:49:38,360 --> 02:49:40,480
Speaker 7: know exactly where she's coming from because I was the

3423
02:49:40,600 --> 02:49:44,440
Speaker 7: exact same way. When things in school come relatively easy

3424
02:49:44,560 --> 02:49:47,360
Speaker 7: for you, you don't have good habits, and so you

3425
02:49:47,480 --> 02:49:50,760
Speaker 7: end up kind of doing like the bare minimum, yeah,

3426
02:49:50,800 --> 02:49:51,400
Speaker 7: and killing it.

3427
02:49:51,720 --> 02:49:53,200
Speaker 1: And I'm trying to impress upon her.

3428
02:49:53,280 --> 02:49:56,680
Speaker 7: I'm like, look, this is as easy as school is

3429
02:49:56,840 --> 02:50:00,520
Speaker 7: ever going to be, and so developing good habits is

3430
02:50:00,720 --> 02:50:03,480
Speaker 7: really important. Like, by the time I got to college,

3431
02:50:04,080 --> 02:50:06,240
Speaker 7: I didn't know how to study for things. I had

3432
02:50:06,600 --> 02:50:10,400
Speaker 7: no study habits. So college when I first got there

3433
02:50:10,959 --> 02:50:14,879
Speaker 7: just logistically kicked my ass, right.

3434
02:50:15,000 --> 02:50:17,640
Speaker 1: It wasn't that I was swapp It's just I had.

3435
02:50:17,560 --> 02:50:21,440
Speaker 7: No study skills because things had come relatively easy to me.

3436
02:50:21,600 --> 02:50:24,080
Speaker 7: And that's not a flex I'm just saying it screwed

3437
02:50:24,160 --> 02:50:26,240
Speaker 7: me up. And I'm like trying to get to her

3438
02:50:26,320 --> 02:50:28,320
Speaker 7: and go same thing I told my older kids and

3439
02:50:28,360 --> 02:50:33,600
Speaker 7: they were younger. I'm like, study habits are invaluable because

3440
02:50:33,640 --> 02:50:36,240
Speaker 7: if you know the stuff really well, the studying won't

3441
02:50:36,240 --> 02:50:36,680
Speaker 7: be that hard.

3442
02:50:36,720 --> 02:50:37,560
Speaker 1: But you gotta know.

3443
02:50:38,760 --> 02:50:41,360
Speaker 7: You know, there's a muscle. Your brain is a muscle

3444
02:50:42,680 --> 02:50:45,959
Speaker 7: figuratively speaking, and you go. You got to know how

3445
02:50:46,000 --> 02:50:51,680
Speaker 7: to work it. So Kim Kardashian says, well, she keeps

3446
02:50:51,680 --> 02:50:54,040
Speaker 7: flunking the bar exam because she's a bad test taker.

3447
02:50:54,320 --> 02:50:57,320
Speaker 1: But the thing is in a lot listen. Part of

3448
02:50:57,360 --> 02:50:58,760
Speaker 1: taking test's time management too.

3449
02:50:59,560 --> 02:51:02,760
Speaker 7: But if they're asking you specific questions, like I never

3450
02:51:02,879 --> 02:51:05,520
Speaker 7: I took all the there's a period in my life

3451
02:51:05,720 --> 02:51:08,440
Speaker 7: before I got into this nonsense where I figured I

3452
02:51:08,520 --> 02:51:11,200
Speaker 7: go to law school early nineties, and so I took

3453
02:51:11,240 --> 02:51:12,000
Speaker 7: the alsats and all.

3454
02:51:12,000 --> 02:51:12,959
Speaker 1: I didn't take the bar exam.

3455
02:51:13,040 --> 02:51:17,120
Speaker 7: I took the alsats and all that pre law, and

3456
02:51:17,240 --> 02:51:19,400
Speaker 7: I came to the conclusion that I really wanted nothing

3457
02:51:19,440 --> 02:51:20,439
Speaker 7: to do with that ultimately.

3458
02:51:20,720 --> 02:51:25,040
Speaker 1: But they ask you very specific questions. You either know it,

3459
02:51:25,200 --> 02:51:29,360
Speaker 1: it don't. And so.

3460
02:51:31,280 --> 02:51:34,520
Speaker 7: But Kim Kardashian, the clip that I pulled was her saying, well,

3461
02:51:35,040 --> 02:51:37,560
Speaker 7: as those psychics because they told me.

3462
02:51:37,640 --> 02:51:39,640
Speaker 1: I was going to pass the bar exam. Yeah, not

3463
02:51:39,760 --> 02:51:42,480
Speaker 1: on a psychic because she's not on the psychic.

3464
02:51:42,240 --> 02:51:46,119
Speaker 7: Because she's worked really, really hard. And again I'm sure

3465
02:51:46,240 --> 02:51:49,480
Speaker 7: she has, and I hope it works out for her.

3466
02:51:50,640 --> 02:51:53,680
Speaker 7: She wants to be a trial lawyer like her dad was.

3467
02:51:56,760 --> 02:51:59,560
Speaker 7: Did she did an apprenticeship? Yeah, But what I'm saying

3468
02:51:59,600 --> 02:52:02,040
Speaker 7: is a proof is in the pudding. If you pass

3469
02:52:02,120 --> 02:52:04,440
Speaker 7: the bar exam, you are a lawyer. You are a

3470
02:52:04,480 --> 02:52:06,280
Speaker 7: lot of people with law degrees that don't practice, you

3471
02:52:06,280 --> 02:52:06,680
Speaker 7: know what I mean.

3472
02:52:07,000 --> 02:52:10,120
Speaker 1: And she and that would be her case. Yeah, you

3473
02:52:10,240 --> 02:52:12,800
Speaker 1: cannot how he wants to litigate. That's and that's what

3474
02:52:12,879 --> 02:52:16,000
Speaker 1: I'm saying. How can you sit across like in a courtroom,

3475
02:52:16,040 --> 02:52:20,400
Speaker 1: How can you honestly go against her or take that

3476
02:52:20,560 --> 02:52:22,680
Speaker 1: seriously if you're anybody in that room.

3477
02:52:22,760 --> 02:52:25,760
Speaker 7: But if she knows the law, I understand the initial

3478
02:52:25,840 --> 02:52:27,920
Speaker 7: blush of like, oh my god, that's Kim Kardashian.

3479
02:52:28,000 --> 02:52:28,440
Speaker 21: Ha ha ha.

3480
02:52:29,320 --> 02:52:32,279
Speaker 1: You know I saw her get railed on video fifteen

3481
02:52:32,360 --> 02:52:32,840
Speaker 1: years ago.

3482
02:52:32,800 --> 02:52:36,279
Speaker 13: And not fifteen seasons of stupid television with your family.

3483
02:52:36,560 --> 02:52:38,520
Speaker 13: I just don't know how you take that serious.

3484
02:52:38,600 --> 02:52:41,960
Speaker 7: Ever, I think you started taking it seriously when she

3485
02:52:42,360 --> 02:52:43,720
Speaker 7: proves to you she's got the goods.

3486
02:52:44,240 --> 02:52:47,440
Speaker 1: That remains to be seen. Sure, but again it's it's

3487
02:52:47,720 --> 02:52:49,560
Speaker 1: you know, what do you call the person that graduates

3488
02:52:49,640 --> 02:52:51,880
Speaker 1: last at Harvard Law School a lawyer?

3489
02:52:52,040 --> 02:52:52,160
Speaker 15: Right?

3490
02:52:53,040 --> 02:52:53,600
Speaker 21: Or so?

3491
02:52:53,879 --> 02:52:55,840
Speaker 1: In doc doctor? It doesn't matter.

3492
02:52:56,440 --> 02:52:59,000
Speaker 7: We should put her in. She apprenticed with some firm

3493
02:52:59,040 --> 02:53:02,440
Speaker 7: in San Francisco. She should come to Cleveland, Ohio, where

3494
02:53:02,480 --> 02:53:04,000
Speaker 7: her sister had a place.

3495
02:53:04,160 --> 02:53:05,840
Speaker 1: Right when she was with Tristan Thompson.

3496
02:53:06,000 --> 02:53:09,880
Speaker 7: People would see Chloe Kardashian walking around northeast Ohio. She

3497
02:53:10,000 --> 02:53:14,120
Speaker 7: should make a triumphant return and apprentice with one Timothy

3498
02:53:14,200 --> 02:53:15,080
Speaker 7: Misney Esquire.

3499
02:53:15,200 --> 02:53:17,480
Speaker 1: Not a terrible idea. If there's a place to lock

3500
02:53:17,560 --> 02:53:19,760
Speaker 1: in from a celebrity standpoint, that's the place to do it.

3501
02:53:19,840 --> 02:53:19,960
Speaker 5: Yea.

3502
02:53:20,720 --> 02:53:24,760
Speaker 1: She should come to Cleveland or any major city and

3503
02:53:24,920 --> 02:53:28,120
Speaker 1: be a public defender if she wants to. If she

3504
02:53:28,280 --> 02:53:33,200
Speaker 1: wants to be a lawyer, you pass and then go

3505
02:53:33,320 --> 02:53:36,720
Speaker 1: do it for like no money. Hone your craft, and.

3506
02:53:36,760 --> 02:53:40,080
Speaker 7: There's a lot of public to defend in Cleveland. Allen,

3507
02:53:40,160 --> 02:53:43,560
Speaker 7: I just realized there's a suburb of Akron called Monroe Falls.

3508
02:53:43,720 --> 02:53:44,080
Speaker 1: Monroe.

3509
02:53:44,360 --> 02:53:47,160
Speaker 7: Don't they pronounce it differently though? Isn't it Monroe Falls

3510
02:53:47,200 --> 02:53:50,600
Speaker 7: down there? That's somebody told me it was Monroe Falls.

3511
02:53:50,640 --> 02:53:54,160
Speaker 7: I've done, We've done appearances in Akron and over the years.

3512
02:53:54,520 --> 02:53:56,160
Speaker 7: I could be wrong on that, but I thought it

3513
02:53:56,240 --> 02:54:00,280
Speaker 7: was Monroe Falls. Now is that going to deter me? No,

3514
02:54:01,160 --> 02:54:03,280
Speaker 7: of course not Monroe.

3515
02:54:05,320 --> 02:54:06,320
Speaker 1: It's so stupid.

3516
02:54:06,480 --> 02:54:06,880
Speaker 15: I love it.

3517
02:54:07,520 --> 02:54:07,720
Speaker 1: Boy.

3518
02:54:07,800 --> 02:54:11,080
Speaker 7: People really have some thoughts on Kim Kardashian becoming a lawyer,

3519
02:54:12,360 --> 02:54:13,720
Speaker 7: and again people are.

3520
02:54:13,720 --> 02:54:15,800
Speaker 1: Putting themselves in a box with her.

3521
02:54:16,360 --> 02:54:16,520
Speaker 5: Now.

3522
02:54:16,760 --> 02:54:19,080
Speaker 1: It is how she has presented herself to.

3523
02:54:19,280 --> 02:54:22,400
Speaker 7: Us over twenty years. But you gotta let people become

3524
02:54:22,600 --> 02:54:26,000
Speaker 7: something different if they want to be. It's true for

3525
02:54:26,080 --> 02:54:28,480
Speaker 7: any of us, and it's no less true for celebrities.

3526
02:54:28,840 --> 02:54:31,040
Speaker 13: But if you want to be something different and you

3527
02:54:31,280 --> 02:54:33,920
Speaker 13: want to aim to be a lawyer, that's going to

3528
02:54:33,959 --> 02:54:38,000
Speaker 13: be taken seriously. You might want to steer away from

3529
02:54:38,160 --> 02:54:39,640
Speaker 13: selling bush underwear.

3530
02:54:40,160 --> 02:54:43,560
Speaker 7: Well yeah, but what I'm saying is that is a

3531
02:54:43,680 --> 02:54:46,480
Speaker 7: machine that is moving of its own volicious.

3532
02:54:46,560 --> 02:54:49,800
Speaker 1: Sure, right, Sure, she also wants to be a lawyer.

3533
02:54:49,959 --> 02:54:52,200
Speaker 1: But what did you do in twenty twenty five, Kim, Well,

3534
02:54:52,240 --> 02:54:54,600
Speaker 1: I filled the bar a few times and they came

3535
02:54:54,640 --> 02:54:58,760
Speaker 1: out with a thong that has its own bush. Oh okay,

3536
02:54:59,560 --> 02:55:02,480
Speaker 1: so what are you looking for? Twenty six I plan

3537
02:55:02,600 --> 02:55:05,400
Speaker 1: on passing the bar. People are just mad they didn't

3538
02:55:05,440 --> 02:55:06,120
Speaker 1: think of it first.

3539
02:55:06,320 --> 02:55:07,080
Speaker 17: I guess.

3540
02:55:07,200 --> 02:55:11,040
Speaker 13: I mean usually underwear or bushes go inside the underwear,

3541
02:55:11,160 --> 02:55:11,480
Speaker 13: don't they.

3542
02:55:12,200 --> 02:55:15,080
Speaker 7: Alan, Kim is not smart enough to be an attorney. Again,

3543
02:55:15,160 --> 02:55:18,040
Speaker 7: I don't know how smart she is. Kim did not

3544
02:55:18,200 --> 02:55:22,680
Speaker 7: go to law school, somebody else said, Seanan Bedford points

3545
02:55:22,720 --> 02:55:25,680
Speaker 7: out it took Joe Peshy's six tries to pass the bar.

3546
02:55:25,920 --> 02:55:30,039
Speaker 1: Nobody said a word. Vincent Laguadi again, Yeah.

3547
02:55:31,959 --> 02:55:35,560
Speaker 7: Okay, well, I thought Kim Kardashian was going. I mean,

3548
02:55:36,440 --> 02:55:39,879
Speaker 7: she's doing some law school program, right. She probably doesn't

3549
02:55:39,879 --> 02:55:42,680
Speaker 7: have time to go to law school. But that's just

3550
02:55:42,760 --> 02:55:45,640
Speaker 7: a function of twenty twenty five. You know, back in

3551
02:55:45,720 --> 02:55:47,040
Speaker 7: the day you got to go to laws. It's like

3552
02:55:47,080 --> 02:55:49,320
Speaker 7: the people who get to go I went to Harvard.

3553
02:55:49,120 --> 02:55:50,640
Speaker 1: You did well.

3554
02:55:50,720 --> 02:55:56,480
Speaker 7: I did the Harvard Business Program online. Okay, okay, yes,

3555
02:55:57,080 --> 02:55:59,040
Speaker 7: but you get to tell people what they ate.

3556
02:55:59,080 --> 02:56:01,920
Speaker 1: It's a little differently. It's a little well, yes, I

3557
02:56:02,040 --> 02:56:03,320
Speaker 1: have a degree from Harvard.

3558
02:56:03,440 --> 02:56:03,960
Speaker 20: You do.

3559
02:56:04,680 --> 02:56:08,359
Speaker 1: That's amazing. How did you enjoy life in Cambridge?

3560
02:56:08,840 --> 02:56:09,080
Speaker 14: Well?

3561
02:56:09,200 --> 02:56:13,520
Speaker 1: I did their online program. You've actually been there, Okay,

3562
02:56:14,720 --> 02:56:18,440
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, is it that important. Isn't the

3563
02:56:18,640 --> 02:56:23,119
Speaker 1: end result what's important in that case?

3564
02:56:23,240 --> 02:56:23,280
Speaker 7: No?

3565
02:56:24,120 --> 02:56:26,720
Speaker 1: Okay, No, I don't think so, right like you, I

3566
02:56:26,760 --> 02:56:28,880
Speaker 1: don't know. I think, what do? I hate to say it,

3567
02:56:28,879 --> 02:56:31,040
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna instantly take someone less serious?

3568
02:56:31,240 --> 02:56:33,280
Speaker 7: So we have to And I understand what you're saying.

3569
02:56:33,280 --> 02:56:36,920
Speaker 7: What I'm saying is so somebody has to stay in

3570
02:56:37,040 --> 02:56:41,720
Speaker 7: the box that twenty years ago she put herself in.

3571
02:56:42,320 --> 02:56:45,840
Speaker 7: But she's forty five now and she's like, look, I'm

3572
02:56:45,920 --> 02:56:49,199
Speaker 7: at the very least smart enough to know I can't

3573
02:56:49,240 --> 02:56:51,039
Speaker 7: be that person pushing fifty.

3574
02:56:51,200 --> 02:56:53,680
Speaker 1: No, but I also think that that's the consequence of

3575
02:56:53,800 --> 02:56:56,760
Speaker 1: becoming that famous. For that reason, you have to know

3576
02:56:56,879 --> 02:57:00,520
Speaker 1: what at that point, when you make that decision to

3577
02:57:00,560 --> 02:57:02,720
Speaker 1: get famous off of a pork tape, you need to

3578
02:57:02,840 --> 02:57:06,440
Speaker 1: know that you are going to jeopardize your future decision.

3579
02:57:06,640 --> 02:57:08,640
Speaker 1: I want to be in the next twenty years, I

3580
02:57:08,720 --> 02:57:09,840
Speaker 1: think for the rest of your life.

3581
02:57:09,920 --> 02:57:12,359
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, But then we look at somebody like Madonna

3582
02:57:12,440 --> 02:57:15,800
Speaker 7: and everybody goes, who's been the same thing. And everybody goes, oh,

3583
02:57:15,920 --> 02:57:17,200
Speaker 7: she's still trying to be young.

3584
02:57:17,720 --> 02:57:19,600
Speaker 1: It's like, you can't win. Well, no, but but that's

3585
02:57:19,640 --> 02:57:24,000
Speaker 1: not what I'm saying Madonna's not trying to become a lawyer.

3586
02:57:24,320 --> 02:57:25,920
Speaker 7: Where Donna want to be a lawyer, you know what

3587
02:57:25,959 --> 02:57:28,520
Speaker 7: I mean, like a Donna Chaconi Esquire, she stayed in

3588
02:57:28,600 --> 02:57:32,119
Speaker 7: her land, she's she's yes, she's trying to be young whatever.

3589
02:57:32,200 --> 02:57:35,280
Speaker 13: That's that's just part of being a celebrity or being

3590
02:57:35,360 --> 02:57:37,360
Speaker 13: in the public eye forever. You're always going to try

3591
02:57:37,400 --> 02:57:40,760
Speaker 13: to look younger. But but Kim Kardashian trying to shift

3592
02:57:40,800 --> 02:57:45,640
Speaker 13: from being Kim Kardashian too. Kim Kardashian esquire is an

3593
02:57:45,760 --> 02:57:48,560
Speaker 13: odd punt, and it's it's a hard one to make.

3594
02:57:48,959 --> 02:57:52,000
Speaker 13: Pardon the punt when you've made that decision, and that's

3595
02:57:52,040 --> 02:57:54,240
Speaker 13: how you became famous. Everybody's gonna look at her and

3596
02:57:54,320 --> 02:57:56,440
Speaker 13: go you and your mom said, release a sex tape,

3597
02:57:56,440 --> 02:57:58,400
Speaker 13: so everybody knew you when you got famous. But that's

3598
02:57:59,000 --> 02:58:03,680
Speaker 13: where I think the juice is you overcome all that now.

3599
02:58:03,879 --> 02:58:06,280
Speaker 13: I think now again, she's a content creator. She has

3600
02:58:06,320 --> 02:58:08,760
Speaker 13: a reality show. She's got to keep shoveling coal into

3601
02:58:08,800 --> 02:58:13,360
Speaker 13: that furnace. That aside. Under normal circumstances, I would stay

3602
02:58:13,600 --> 02:58:17,440
Speaker 13: dead quiet until I came up publicly. I'm an attorney, correct,

3603
02:58:17,520 --> 02:58:19,840
Speaker 13: I got a law degree. I failed the bar fourteen times.

3604
02:58:19,920 --> 02:58:21,840
Speaker 13: Oh Jesus, she can't do that because she's got it.

3605
02:58:21,920 --> 02:58:24,560
Speaker 13: She's got cameras following everywhere. I understand, But you know,

3606
02:58:24,640 --> 02:58:27,360
Speaker 13: the best way to do it is like, what is

3607
02:58:27,480 --> 02:58:32,200
Speaker 13: Harrison Ford's profession? He's an actor and he also is

3608
02:58:32,360 --> 02:58:35,840
Speaker 13: what a guy who crashes a lot of planes? John Travolta,

3609
02:58:36,240 --> 02:58:38,920
Speaker 13: what is his private part? He's an actor who flies planes?

3610
02:58:39,200 --> 02:58:43,200
Speaker 1: Correct? Yeah, Bruce Dickinson, what does he do? He's a

3611
02:58:43,440 --> 02:58:46,760
Speaker 1: heavy metal singer who flies planes. Correct. Ye. So they

3612
02:58:46,920 --> 02:58:49,160
Speaker 1: dabble in something else, but they are something.

3613
02:58:49,320 --> 02:58:50,680
Speaker 6: So she can be.

3614
02:58:52,200 --> 02:59:00,959
Speaker 1: A bush creator and wanting to be attorney. Okay, potential

3615
02:59:01,200 --> 02:59:04,720
Speaker 1: future attorney. Great, do it, like you said, when you pass,

3616
02:59:05,120 --> 02:59:06,880
Speaker 1: but it's always going to be a tough put when

3617
02:59:06,879 --> 02:59:11,120
Speaker 1: you try to go from that to now like this

3618
02:59:11,640 --> 02:59:15,640
Speaker 1: professional attorney or professional in any capacity.

3619
02:59:15,920 --> 02:59:18,119
Speaker 7: Well, not only that, I guess the only umbrage I'd

3620
02:59:18,160 --> 02:59:21,119
Speaker 7: take is that even if she eventually passes the bar,

3621
02:59:21,600 --> 02:59:23,400
Speaker 7: it's gonna be more of a hobby.

3622
02:59:23,360 --> 02:59:24,199
Speaker 1: Than anything else.

3623
02:59:25,400 --> 02:59:29,119
Speaker 7: You know, Like, only in twenty twenty five could attorney

3624
02:59:29,400 --> 02:59:33,240
Speaker 7: be your side hustle? Right, she has been on this

3625
02:59:33,280 --> 02:59:36,760
Speaker 7: show precisely one time. Stephen Canton goes way back with

3626
02:59:36,840 --> 02:59:41,959
Speaker 7: this show, and he reminds me because even in talking

3627
02:59:42,040 --> 02:59:43,879
Speaker 7: about her, I forgot she was on this show.

3628
02:59:44,360 --> 02:59:45,560
Speaker 1: I was brand new to Cleveland.

3629
02:59:45,640 --> 02:59:48,520
Speaker 7: She was on the show the first month of this show, probably,

3630
02:59:48,879 --> 02:59:51,560
Speaker 7: and she hung up on me because she thought I

3631
02:59:51,760 --> 02:59:55,640
Speaker 7: was being mean, and I didn't intend to be.

3632
02:59:56,840 --> 02:59:58,080
Speaker 1: I had heard that.

3633
02:59:58,440 --> 02:59:59,800
Speaker 7: I think she had her guard up. I mean, we're

3634
02:59:59,800 --> 03:00:03,280
Speaker 7: talking fucking two thy ten. She had her guard up.

3635
03:00:04,600 --> 03:00:10,080
Speaker 7: And I asked her about her dog. She had a dog,

3636
03:00:10,920 --> 03:00:13,240
Speaker 7: how's the dog right, trying to find some common ground

3637
03:00:13,240 --> 03:00:16,160
Speaker 7: with her. I didn't realize that the dog had just died.

3638
03:00:16,840 --> 03:00:17,320
Speaker 1: Didn't know that.

3639
03:00:17,800 --> 03:00:20,600
Speaker 7: So she thought I was coming at her knives out, like, eh,

3640
03:00:20,640 --> 03:00:22,879
Speaker 7: I'm gonna show Kim Kardashian, Like I was just being

3641
03:00:22,920 --> 03:00:25,960
Speaker 7: some radio douche. And I had to tell her that's

3642
03:00:26,120 --> 03:00:29,480
Speaker 7: not the kind of radio douche that I am. I'm

3643
03:00:29,520 --> 03:00:32,080
Speaker 7: a different kind. But that makes her a bigger douche. Yeah,

3644
03:00:32,120 --> 03:00:36,480
Speaker 7: but I chalked it up to and the audience was like, Jesus,

3645
03:00:36,600 --> 03:00:39,760
Speaker 7: this hoe or whatever I chalked it up to.

3646
03:00:39,959 --> 03:00:42,840
Speaker 1: She had no idea that I wasn't doing that. I

3647
03:00:43,040 --> 03:00:45,520
Speaker 1: just genuinely didn't know that her dog had died, Like

3648
03:00:45,560 --> 03:00:47,800
Speaker 1: what would what would the benefit be for you to

3649
03:00:47,879 --> 03:00:49,600
Speaker 1: be like, hey, how about that dead dog years?

3650
03:00:49,680 --> 03:00:49,840
Speaker 26: Huh.

3651
03:00:50,440 --> 03:00:52,240
Speaker 21: Now I must leave you as the Brady bunch is

3652
03:00:52,280 --> 03:00:55,080
Speaker 21: on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

3653
03:00:57,240 --> 03:00:57,800
Speaker 1: Get out of here.

3654
03:00:59,240 --> 03:01:04,440
Speaker 28: Careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,

3655
03:01:05,720 --> 03:01:11,280
Speaker 28: Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.

3656
03:01:12,680 --> 03:01:18,400
Speaker 28: Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

3657
03:01:19,600 --> 03:01:25,320
Speaker 28: One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is watching.

3658
03:01:25,200 --> 03:01:28,279
Speaker 1: You, and we all narrative.

3659
03:01:29,400 --> 03:01:31,400
Speaker 2: Remember ovidios paid.

3660
03:01:32,440 --> 03:01:37,520
Speaker 28: And when you watch that davy screens, remember it works

3661
03:01:37,680 --> 03:01:44,959
Speaker 28: both ways. You disappear in a wink. Unless you can

3662
03:01:45,240 --> 03:01:51,840
Speaker 28: double think, you'll vanish into the blue. Big Brother is

3663
03:01:52,080 --> 03:01:52,880
Speaker 28: watching you.