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Speaker 4: It is the thirteenth day of November twenty twenty five,
Speaker 4: almost half over is the month of November. Good morning,
Speaker 4: My name is Chris Hacking. Here we are on the
Speaker 4: Patrick Morning Show. Ben Lieber, Tom Pella, Sero, Tommy Olsen
Speaker 4: and Fargo flash on the phone today. All of that.
Speaker 4: You know, it's a heavy football Thursday is what we do.
Speaker 4: Let's get her started. Here's Kathleen madigame on some comedy
Speaker 4: on gambling. Patrick Morning Show on a beautiful Thursday morning,
Speaker 4: best day of the week. Now you come on in.
Speaker 4: I'm glad you're here.
Speaker 5: I did teach myself a gamble on my phone.
Speaker 4: That was pretty exciting.
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Speaker 5: here's a little warning if you have an addictive personality,
Speaker 5: I just a little recommendation. I would turn the notifications
Speaker 5: off because that is one hundred percent the devil's doorbell
Speaker 5: every five seconds.
Speaker 6: Bang, hey, Kathleen, there's a cricket match starting in Mumbai.
Speaker 4: In four and a half minutes. Do you want to
Speaker 4: get a bet in?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, got yet, Narne.
Speaker 1: Gotta how you know?
Speaker 5: I have play cricket, but there's only two teams.
Speaker 4: I got fifty to fifty chans right out.
Speaker 5: Of the gate, set it down literally four minutes later. Bang, hey, Katleen.
Speaker 6: There's a women's tennis tournament starting in the Eastern Europe.
Speaker 6: Would you like to bet an individual players? Yes, sunny lady,
Speaker 6: that ends in Ova. I want fifty dollars on all
Speaker 6: the OVA. Surely one will win and then I'll cover
Speaker 6: that bet.
Speaker 2: The freaks leaping.
Speaker 4: The feet us on your side. You hear the distance
Speaker 4: unders this and in you strid.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: There's an endless list of feelings that a human being
Speaker 2: can experience, but I would argue one of the ten
Speaker 2: best feelings on the planet. This has got to be
Speaker 2: top ten. Mourning of a Vegas flight vibes right, Yes,
Speaker 2: the top ten feelings. Sure, adult relations and watching your
Speaker 2: kid succeed and my son right personal success.
Speaker 8: It's sure all those things feel great. Morning of Vegas flights.
Speaker 8: That's a top ten feeling. Yeah, I'm jack to the team,
Speaker 8: Sure you are.
Speaker 2: I can't wait. But I'm also excited to be here
Speaker 2: because I love you. Guys. What a nice twist that was.
Speaker 2: It's true. Alitially Mahog's daddy there.
Speaker 8: Is especially so I'm not so much Zach or myself,
Speaker 8: but definitely the hogs daddy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, mahogs daddy.
Speaker 9: So you're super pumped to see him because he's the
Speaker 9: one that will wire me money.
Speaker 2: Yeah I would, Yeah, he would. I don't know if
Speaker 2: he's an enabler and hawk what happens if I disappear?
Speaker 4: Well, I'm not looking for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have that pack together.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna make sure everybody knows it. It's all part
Speaker 4: of the plan.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 4: Do you know where Sauce is?
Speaker 2: No, Yep, he's practiced.
Speaker 4: Yep. M let him go, Let him go.
Speaker 8: We've already heard your flight has not been impacted by
Speaker 8: the delays or cancelation that was.
Speaker 2: From Zacho yesterday.
Speaker 4: We don't know that for sure.
Speaker 9: We don't know that technically. Yeah, well, best of luck,
Speaker 9: thanks man. I mean a million other things could go wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 9: oh yeah, yeah, h I'm not worried about it. I'll
Speaker 9: be with cool people, so it doesn't.
Speaker 8: Matter, right, But I mean not to be fatalist year,
Speaker 8: but there's a lot of things that could go wrong.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, I don't worry about that.
Speaker 8: I mean, car accident on the way to share. It
Speaker 8: could break your ankle walking down the hallway.
Speaker 4: What if today's the day they all find out.
Speaker 2: Oh no about my bad foot, you have a bad foot.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's just going along with the bit.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say this. Is there any chance your names.
Speaker 2: On the list? Uh no, there's no emails, No sir.
Speaker 4: No, you weren't buddies with anybody in particular, No, sir,
Speaker 4: anybody ever come in the cigar shop?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 9: No, wow, not that I know of, damning hesitation. One
Speaker 9: gentleman that was a big time swinger. Yeah, and uh
Speaker 9: and it was well known. Oh yeah, he like wrote
Speaker 9: up he like owned a website and like, uh wrote
Speaker 9: like a weekly wrap up and then uh oh yeah
Speaker 9: for swinging.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a newsletter basically, yeah, a newsletter for it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is I.
Speaker 4: Need to investigate this.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and great, dude, dude, super nice if you never
Speaker 9: known that about it and be like, oh.
Speaker 2: Well yeah exactly. I was gonna say it's I mean,
Speaker 2: you could be like, well that's I'm not a big
Speaker 2: fan of that lifestyle. But if if the guy's open
Speaker 2: about it, honest about it, he is a consenting adult,
Speaker 2: he can.
Speaker 4: Do whatever he wants.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can be an unbelievable person and be a swinger.
Speaker 2: He was super into it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, as long as everybody knows their swinging exactly correct.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'd love to know. And there it is.
Speaker 2: Please please please though, what exactly? Because was the newsletter
Speaker 2: the ladies that he's slayd or what? Or is it
Speaker 2: just like just coming events shooter style? It was like
Speaker 2: upcoming ye things left in my notebook.
Speaker 9: It was party upcoming events, like how the events he
Speaker 9: and his uh wife attended?
Speaker 2: How that went? And then a cavalcade of pictures. Pictures
Speaker 2: were you on this newsletter?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: But like he showed me a couple of he showed
Speaker 2: me printed him out.
Speaker 9: Okay, that digital newsletter, digital newsletter.
Speaker 2: Digital news printed on what print company is gonna just
Speaker 2: absolutely just hand out. You know, sure, I'll do your
Speaker 2: uh your flyers for your swing. My god, Today, Lemon
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 4: Went to the swingers party. Nothing but big floppy gloppies there.
Speaker 4: But you know what they say, don't knock it till
Speaker 4: you try it. Speaking of knocking it, I ended up
Speaker 4: in a three ways with a greyhound and an elephant.
Speaker 1: It was like.
Speaker 2: User, yeah, but it was a website and.
Speaker 4: H your diary. I keep trying. She gives this chunky
Speaker 4: guy the cigar shot. They hint my wife's in the
Speaker 4: giant heads. Speaking of giant heads, let me tell you
Speaker 4: what happened down at the swingers club last night. And
Speaker 4: walked a man named Pete Sauce. This is how it sounded.
Speaker 4: But I don't know how to spell that. Speaking a
Speaker 4: spell that, how do you spell fargo flesh?
Speaker 8: I see about a guy that's capable of writing a
Speaker 8: swingers newsletter. That means you've been to so many swingers
Speaker 8: parties that you need to update the rest of the world, right,
Speaker 8: which means if any of us ever started swinging, the
Speaker 8: first party would be like, oh my god, you won't
Speaker 8: believe what happened.
Speaker 2: Epic story, right, This guy.
Speaker 8: Has been to so many that in the newsletter he
Speaker 8: probably reviewed the food right, like unbelievable atmosphere. The party
Speaker 8: was a plus, but man, the beignets were just less
Speaker 8: than desirable, Like you.
Speaker 2: Gotta you know what I'm saying. Yeah, basically because the
Speaker 2: rest of it's pretty standard. Yeah, that's my nine thousand
Speaker 2: swingers party. But god, no pun intended. The spread wasn't
Speaker 2: that great.
Speaker 4: My only complaint was that everything was covered in Mayo. Man,
Speaker 4: I don't believe swingers parties exist. I mean, somebody out
Speaker 4: there correct me ifrom and email you, Yeah, I just
Speaker 4: can't believe those are real. I think that they're just
Speaker 4: made up.
Speaker 2: And what you're saying is if there are digital newsletters
Speaker 2: with upcoming events and parties and pictures, prove it at Hockett.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I you know, I got I would
Speaker 4: guess that you gotta be real good at keeping your
Speaker 4: mouth shut, and I you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's a lot of that. Yeah, after
Speaker 2: they're over.
Speaker 4: But sure, well true, good point. I mean, you got
Speaker 4: to be opened to anything.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, but what am I signing up for?
Speaker 4: I don't believe they're they're real. Somebody correct me if
Speaker 4: I'm wrong. Hockeyk frid dot com. I mean, like, wow,
Speaker 4: where could these things possibly be and what happened to
Speaker 4: those things? I can't imagine. There's not real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a it's a huge comunity. Yeah quagmire. Yeah
Speaker 2: he did. You'll see any quagmire there, Yeah, rock Bottom.
Speaker 8: It would be if you were the person in charge
Speaker 8: of writing the newsletter, but you weren't participating.
Speaker 2: Oh he yeah, he participated. I believe it.
Speaker 8: I'm just saying if that was your job, like hey,
Speaker 8: you know, hey, tiny tim over there, why don't you
Speaker 8: write the newsletter for all my escapades?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah? He uh yeah.
Speaker 9: The website was like this is probably fifteen probably fifteen
Speaker 9: plus years ago, when the website wasn't like what websites
Speaker 9: are today, So you'd be like, that's a grainy picture.
Speaker 9: But oh my god, that's like ten people. Oh yeah,
Speaker 9: oh yeah, ten people all at the same time. I'm
Speaker 9: gonna need to see this to believe it.
Speaker 4: Ten people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh yeah? Do they?
Speaker 4: I mean, is anybody accepted to these things or do
Speaker 4: you know, just I'm just out of curiosity, like do
Speaker 4: they accept that? Oh no, Like it's like fifty five
Speaker 4: year olds you know that are a little only overweight side,
Speaker 4: but seem happy and cool.
Speaker 2: I'm sure. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Do they need guys that ain't gonna write people?
Speaker 2: If you know what I mean, well, exactly what they're looking.
Speaker 2: How many swingers party? How many swingers party? Sauce you
Speaker 2: said to maybe read a newsletter or two in the past.
Speaker 2: How many swingers parties? Are super pumped when a fifty
Speaker 2: five year old guy shows up by himself, going, who
Speaker 2: wants to party?
Speaker 7: So question?
Speaker 4: Ask for a friend?
Speaker 9: So I think, if I remember correctly, I think he
Speaker 9: told me that if you show up as a couple,
Speaker 9: you're welcome. If you show up as a single adult,
Speaker 9: like a single mostly a man, you have to be invited.
Speaker 2: I think was the thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, never been a single woman that showed up by yourself?
Speaker 2: Correct? No?
Speaker 4: I mean, and if I'm wrong, prove it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, true story. Yeah, women don't like sex. Prove him wrong.
Speaker 2: Caft know what you're talking about? No chance you do.
Speaker 2: I think I'm wrong. Email Chris, Email Chris. Yeah, who's Chris?
Speaker 7: I mean?
Speaker 8: Yeah, hawk dot conch is not for anything personal. That's
Speaker 8: our reach, research email address, all of our data.
Speaker 2: Yeah, life is show. Yeah, got newsletters next level not
Speaker 2: just participating.
Speaker 8: Not just something go in the front yard or wearing
Speaker 8: the pineapple shirt to lows like Elizabeth husband did.
Speaker 4: Didn't a j do a blog for a while?
Speaker 2: I think it was about the show lost? Uh huh,
Speaker 2: but yeah, that's correct, it was a blog. I lost
Speaker 2: some uh.
Speaker 4: Inhibitions. Dear, Yeah, wants me to attend a swinging party
Speaker 4: and I am nothing a humble servant. Speaking of servant,
Speaker 4: I served up some d.
Speaker 2: Chris. You're a You're a person that likes to get
Speaker 2: out and about. Right. You don't like to spend a
Speaker 2: ton of time just sitting there. I have a real
Speaker 2: hard time, right.
Speaker 8: You like to get out and about You should do
Speaker 8: what Elizabeth Reese's husband did. You should throw it. Not
Speaker 8: that he did it on purpose, this is how he
Speaker 8: learned about it. You should throw on a pineapple shirt
Speaker 8: and just shop, like just spend all day every day,
Speaker 8: just like mcgonda exactly wearing that shirt and just you know,
Speaker 8: it's like advertising and just drop you a line in
Speaker 8: the pond and see what happens.
Speaker 2: Have you not already?
Speaker 4: But if I walk around with one of these things,
Speaker 4: is there gonna be aneapple costume?
Speaker 8: Inflatable costume Vegas. You should wear that, and I know
Speaker 8: what this is. By the way, I think you're right.
Speaker 8: I think Sauce is making this up. I think none
Speaker 8: of this is true. There's no chance none of this,
Speaker 8: none of this is accurate.
Speaker 2: I can speak to this, but you guys, I don't imagine.
Speaker 8: I don't think anything is I don't think any of
Speaker 8: this is right, and I disagree. I think people should
Speaker 8: email Chris at hacket Cafe dot com if we're wrong,
Speaker 8: because I think it's an absolute man a famous wrong
Speaker 8: hawcket Cafe dot com.
Speaker 4: I got to do a power trip investigates.
Speaker 8: Yeah, with video cameras multiple to your thoughts on swinger parties.
Speaker 8: Oh boy, yeah, here we go.
Speaker 4: I got a few sources like Real Live, Oh, good
Speaker 4: morning a Jay, Sorry.
Speaker 10: Friends that have been to these and well, there's like
Speaker 10: public places, so where Saucy's going, there's a very well
Speaker 10: known place where you can go in Vegas.
Speaker 2: Huh, it's a very well known place. We learned about
Speaker 2: that one place. Oh when we were in the Uber
Speaker 2: and he would not stop talking about he wanted to
Speaker 2: take us there were well, he wanted to take us there,
Speaker 2: Like buddy, we have the Uber books to the airport
Speaker 2: we're leaving. He's like, there it is, I'll drop you off.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I have all my stuff. And we kept
Speaker 2: saying like we told totally get it. If we just
Speaker 2: landed in Vegas. You're taking us to terminal too, Like
Speaker 2: we're out of here, buddy.
Speaker 1: Next time.
Speaker 4: Maybe you guys obviously looked extremely hard.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you guys looks like, where's the guy that's totally
Speaker 9: with you?
Speaker 2: Oh he's there, Chris.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so sweet.
Speaker 2: He was a reverse tour guide. He was telling us
Speaker 2: everything that we had missed the second we sat down
Speaker 2: in that uber. You guys, you guys want we know
Speaker 2: you're trying to sell drop us of this guy pop
Speaker 2: looking to piranhas no here, It's it's not for straight men. No,
Speaker 2: it's pretty one sided.
Speaker 9: Well they accept me though, Well, yeah, maybe not as
Speaker 9: one sided as it gets, because I.
Speaker 2: Mean, well, there's another place. There's something for everybody. There's one.
Speaker 2: There's one.
Speaker 10: There's one place out there that's well known for swinging,
Speaker 10: well known red roosters.
Speaker 2: Have you guys heard of it?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, look up, saucy, take a look at it.
Speaker 2: When you're where is it on the strip I'm not.
Speaker 2: I swear to god, I have not been there. I
Speaker 2: have a good friend though it has been. So it's
Speaker 2: a it's a bar that ends up being a swingers bar.
Speaker 10: Yes, so like yes, yeah, then guys have to pay
Speaker 10: a couples show for free, and then girls show up
Speaker 10: for free.
Speaker 8: So it's a place to meet and then you go
Speaker 8: hook up somewhere else, or it's legitimately like a hook
Speaker 8: up place where that's what actually happens at the facility that.
Speaker 2: I can't speak to. I don't know. But then cor
Speaker 2: when I was in New York, I got a lot
Speaker 2: of stories about this. Oh boy, when I was in
Speaker 2: New York, I go out there a lot for work.
Speaker 10: Right, I'm sitting there with my boss at a bar,
Speaker 10: and a random lady walks up and she goes two blocks.
Speaker 10: She's like a recruiter for this sex swinging place. And
Speaker 10: it's exactly what Saucy says. She goes, guys, oh forty
Speaker 10: at the door. Girls get in for free, couples get
Speaker 10: for free, you get a locker, there's spas, there's all this,
Speaker 10: there's bedrooms.
Speaker 2: How quickly did she start telling you this? Did she
Speaker 2: just say like, Hi, I'm so and so, and here's
Speaker 2: what I'm here for, like no wasting time.
Speaker 10: Within a matter of us sitting down, having our drinks
Speaker 10: set down, and she was like, Zach, sit next.
Speaker 2: To me and immediately said, Hey, do you guys want
Speaker 2: to party? Here's where you can go. Here's the costs? Yes,
Speaker 2: blue or mine? That's a recruiter.
Speaker 1: Ye.
Speaker 2: Well and you looked so oh yeah, you know, my
Speaker 2: buttons are all the way down.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Just her only thought was does this guy have forty bucks? Yeah?
Speaker 2: So how he might a couple of quick hitters here
Speaker 2: before we go to break one.
Speaker 9: It's got a Wikipedia page, red rooster, yeah, and it's
Speaker 9: not very long, but it just says it was created
Speaker 9: in nineteen eighty two and it's the oldest swingers club
Speaker 9: in the Las Vegas area. Rick Villa Join on Google
Speaker 9: Reviews says it was creepy to say the least. It
Speaker 9: felt like we set back to the nineteen eighties. The
Speaker 9: best way to put it is if it looks like
Speaker 9: a vf W hall with porn on the TV.
Speaker 4: Wow, I like this.
Speaker 2: The lady bartending was rude.
Speaker 9: We were never offered a tour or rules breakdown, and
Speaker 9: when we left early the old lady Bartending threw ice
Speaker 9: at us as we were leaving. Didn't have a good time.
Speaker 9: Oh frozen water. Ben Ben Dover also waited. He had
Speaker 9: a much better review. What did that long, mister Dover,
Speaker 9: saying long overdue, but must be written. Went to the
Speaker 9: Red Rooster for a great experience. Me and my girlfriend
Speaker 9: came in from out of town. Thank god we did.
Speaker 9: Oh he loved it.
Speaker 2: The bribe was popping, Thank you God. I love this place.
Speaker 9: Only down so that was the plumbing issue they had
Speaker 9: going on that weekend.
Speaker 2: Tour.
Speaker 9: Down by the end of the night, and the other
Speaker 9: two it lost water because the plumber shut it off.
Speaker 8: Oh see, that's that's why you vegas your way. I
Speaker 8: just want to go to raising canes and play cards.
Speaker 8: You guys go to the Red Roofs.
Speaker 2: You want to deal with plumbing issues and I want
Speaker 2: to play slot. Is storing ice at you?
Speaker 9: So you were literally going on a filled toilet, which
Speaker 9: was nasty, but we pulled through. Rosie speaking of him,
Speaker 9: definitely an older crowd. I thought it was really well
Speaker 9: mixed with younger people, though we were also middle aged.
Speaker 2: I'll be definitely visiting it again. Only forty dollars for
Speaker 2: couples you guys rock that's hold on.
Speaker 4: Somebody's at the door.
Speaker 2: Hey, it's what do you have the beaver?
Speaker 12: Wow?
Speaker 2: He's right to the port. Have you been else, Rosie?
Speaker 2: I'm fixing to day.
Speaker 1: Sir, sir.
Speaker 8: Sorry, it's forty dollars to get in. Yeah, forty American dollars, sir, sir.
Speaker 8: It's forty bucks, sir, you can't. I'm stupid, all right.
Speaker 8: I guess he's not coming in.
Speaker 2: He's texting Mark Parish.
Speaker 4: What.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's forty bucks. What you don't get in for free?
Speaker 2: Forty dollars? Please? That's going deep there. Well, well you
Speaker 2: gotta pay, I mean admits buddy. Yeah, I'm not against
Speaker 2: script joints. Well, then payof y gotta pay the place?
Speaker 2: Uking wet okay, Power Morning show after this on the
Speaker 2: fan hard.
Speaker 4: Good morning parts of More Show. Here we are Thursday,
Speaker 4: best day of the week. There is Tommy Wilson.
Speaker 2: Freaking Tommy. Look at him? How excited? Well think about
Speaker 2: you guys, get one of like my coolest friends on tomorrow.
Speaker 8: I was gonna say, are you more? Would you be
Speaker 8: more excited if you were playing initials tomorrow? Or if
Speaker 8: Adam Weber was playing Initials tomorrow.
Speaker 10: Honestly, if if you told me like ten years ago
Speaker 10: that Adam Weber is gonna be on here, I'd been like,
Speaker 10: oh my god, this is the coolest thing ever. But
Speaker 10: in the last ten years we've been able to like
Speaker 10: we've gotten closer through like alumni stuff.
Speaker 2: He's you, guys, wait till you what, Like he talks.
Speaker 10: Like this without even trying, and he's just like you
Speaker 10: can just tell he's got a twelve in chance.
Speaker 2: Okay on Yellowstone.
Speaker 10: Why does he talk like he's ave five I mean
Speaker 10: four year starter for the ghost all the time is
Speaker 10: what he means.
Speaker 4: Just like there's just no blood flow.
Speaker 8: Because but like everybody says, he's a great dude too,
Speaker 8: you know, like, what do you think of someone with
Speaker 8: a raspy voice, Like they kind of glare your eyes
Speaker 8: when you do that impersonation he naturally has.
Speaker 2: He's got that yeah.
Speaker 10: Faces you looking at him and you're like, God, and
Speaker 10: then you're going to miss this, So him, you're not
Speaker 10: going to be here for this. You know what's the
Speaker 10: craziest part. Him and Decker were best friends and they
Speaker 10: lived together. Could you imagine sit down, please.
Speaker 2: Imagine those not kidding be think of those two walking
Speaker 2: in the blarney. It's it just doesn't everybody else should
Speaker 2: just leave, yeah, correct. Ask him about Eric Decker had
Speaker 2: a locker room shoot in college.
Speaker 3: Before yeah, see came over, but he did before he
Speaker 3: was he had it when he was in college.
Speaker 2: But like Weber and he were best friends.
Speaker 10: And the only reason I got kind of sucked into
Speaker 10: these guys because Hazey so Hazy was the other captain
Speaker 10: and Hazy is just a dog, but Hazy a good
Speaker 10: looking cat as well.
Speaker 2: But yeah, asked about all his old escapades, wait to
Speaker 2: talk about all those on the show. He's like, you, guys,
Speaker 2: he has so many records. He's an all timer. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like he's a freak. If he think he had four
Speaker 2: seasons there, four different offensive coordinators, the best quarterback they've had.
Speaker 10: Yes, even statistically wise, he was for Tanner Morgan had
Speaker 10: that one really good year. But like, other than that,
Speaker 10: he's the guy, like he's the only one that really
Speaker 10: made it in the league. Max Yeah, yeah, I mean
Speaker 10: Max if unfortunately only one year of Max. Otherwise Max
Speaker 10: definitely would be in the conversation. If Max starts in
Speaker 10: the league, he'll be the first guy since Mike Hohense
Speaker 10: back in like eighty one.
Speaker 2: Pretty good game. Well he might, JJ's hurt. He's pretty good.
Speaker 2: What are you looking up? GQ found it. He's naming
Speaker 2: the East Coast gas stations or the boat skymu. Wow,
Speaker 2: you guys, that's gonna be so cool. Yeah, thanks for booking. Yeah,
Speaker 2: are you really?
Speaker 10: And his dad was a super good athlete at the US.
Speaker 10: He's got a cool story, really cool story. Excited to
Speaker 10: meet him and then he was with Tebow it with
Speaker 10: the Broncos. Yeah, it'll be awesome, be really cool.
Speaker 2: Man is he Is? He a smart cat?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: Will he potentially do well? I think, well, he's great.
Speaker 10: He's like great in your guys' era, so that always
Speaker 10: helps when he's around your age.
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't know. I don't know how he's into
Speaker 2: like pulp culture.
Speaker 7: He is.
Speaker 10: We shall see you tomorrow. That'll be super cool because
Speaker 10: I appreciate the booking. Of course, because I didn't know
Speaker 10: he coached too, and like college football as well.
Speaker 2: Very he didn't know.
Speaker 8: Yeah, And then of course one of the other reasons
Speaker 8: we're having him on tomorrow is because the Gophers go
Speaker 8: at number eight Oregon tomorrow night of Friday night lights.
Speaker 2: For the Minnesota Golden Gophers. The one thing we got.
Speaker 10: Kind of got going for us that they were just
Speaker 10: in that meat grinder at Iowa, absolute meat grinder.
Speaker 2: Cold, rainy, short week now Friday. That's all we got.
Speaker 2: They're good. What is it, Slaust twenty five and a half.
Speaker 2: It's really like we're playing Josh. They're that good, Like
Speaker 2: you guys.
Speaker 9: Their defenses one we talked about off the air, Tommy,
Speaker 9: this is the point where these fringe playoff teams have
Speaker 9: to pound people.
Speaker 2: They have to and like if they blood in the
Speaker 2: water like if Eric again Zach JQ photographic evidence. But
Speaker 2: their defense is phenomenal.
Speaker 10: The only thing we can hope is that their offense
Speaker 10: kind of slows down, like it kind of has all year,
Speaker 10: but they always find a way to put up big numbers.
Speaker 2: So if we can hold them, stay in the game.
Speaker 2: We'll see home game for them Friday night and e Gene,
Speaker 2: that's sick. I'll run on the field. Yeah, why, I
Speaker 2: bet he'll be there. Pat Kessler, Oh yeah, Oregon, Yeah,
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I bet he's pretty good. Is he out there?
Speaker 2: He goes time they go to like every road game.
Speaker 2: I bet he goes. Yeah, did he spit? I don't
Speaker 2: think so.
Speaker 4: Yes, you is going to take any moment today in
Speaker 4: the first half hour of the show to remember old
Speaker 4: Dirty Bastard. He died on this day twenty one years ago,
Speaker 4: That old dirty bastard.
Speaker 2: Dang, it had really been that long years ago.
Speaker 4: November thirteen, two thousand and four. That Old dirty Bastard.
Speaker 2: Scene there, Oh he died. How many members of the
Speaker 2: Wu Tang clan or left? Most of them?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Most? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Was he in the Wu Tang clan?
Speaker 2: Sure? Yeah, I know that.
Speaker 4: I just knew he was an old dirty bastard.
Speaker 2: He was an old dirty bastard.
Speaker 4: You have a bunch of different nicknames.
Speaker 2: Sure, are you being serious? Oh yeah, big you remember?
Speaker 2: I even know what that is? Yeah he was.
Speaker 8: Oh well, let's just say, Tommy, he would have been
Speaker 8: right in your wheelhouse if you had been born when
Speaker 8: we were born.
Speaker 2: Harny, No, it's just sure. It's a lot of bangers.
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, old dirty Yeah got your money you
Speaker 2: know that one? Oh yeah, I got your money, don't
Speaker 2: you know? That's him?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What about you down with dB else you look up
Speaker 2: old dirty Bastard he's got and he's been dead for
Speaker 2: twenty one years. You down with ODB No, No, that's different. No, nope,
Speaker 2: the overdose did he die? I forget he was too cool.
Speaker 2: I mean, he was young, so it must have been
Speaker 2: something tragical because of death.
Speaker 9: They was a drug overdose, lethal mixture of cocaine and
Speaker 9: the prescription opioid tramodol is here.
Speaker 4: He got an erection and all the blood rushed out
Speaker 4: of the rest of his body.
Speaker 9: He died.
Speaker 8: It lasted longer than four hours. Zachary, if you were
Speaker 8: on his Wikipedia page, how old was he? Thirty six?
Speaker 8: So he was a young, dirty bastard when he died.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry his son, I'm sorry he was thirty five.
Speaker 8: He would have been thirty six two days later. Oh
Speaker 8: his name is young dirty son goes by young dirty back. Yeah,
Speaker 8: hold is thirty six. He's currently thirty six. Oh man,
Speaker 8: middle aged dirty bastard.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I heard a comedian.
Speaker 2: He is the eldest.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Did you read this, the elder eldest of his father's thirteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that. I did. Remember he was peaking
Speaker 2: alund Yeah. Yeah, this guy gets after it. Wow, he's
Speaker 2: a banger though. Yeah. You know that is that all
Speaker 2: he's got them? I thought, yeah, he sang what.
Speaker 4: I sang? H A game? Somebody look game you know
Speaker 4: that song?
Speaker 9: Tim?
Speaker 2: No, you're saying he's where of all the cowboys gone?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, that was definitely him, all right, this was his
Speaker 2: biggest tip. Yeah, what a ESPN and usher front Page
Speaker 2: Sports after this on the fan. Just so you guys
Speaker 2: are aware.
Speaker 11: JJ McCarthy will have a little you know, bandage or
Speaker 11: coverage on the top of his hand. He hit it
Speaker 11: on a helmet at one point in the game late
Speaker 11: in the game and everything's checked out, But we just
Speaker 11: want to get out in front of potentially making sure
Speaker 11: you guys are aware from a communication standpoint exactly what
Speaker 11: that is. Don't don't see that affecting really his week
Speaker 11: of preparation very much.
Speaker 4: Auchi definitely felt it for sure.
Speaker 13: You know, ripped one in there pretty good to jets
Speaker 13: and hit a helmet, so you know that's gonna you're
Speaker 13: gonna be feeling it the rest of the way. But
Speaker 13: there's no excuses at all. Got to find ways to
Speaker 13: you know, adapt and make sure the ball gets the receivers.
Speaker 4: KOC and JJ on the hand injury and yeah, you've
Speaker 4: seen the video, and now I'm sure he definitely hits
Speaker 4: a dude in the head. I can't feel good. And
Speaker 4: then I loved it because he said, you know, if
Speaker 4: you slam your hand and I cardoor, are you gonna
Speaker 4: feel And I'm.
Speaker 8: Like, oh, you just have to keep playing football in
Speaker 8: front of whatever it is, sixty thousand people and everybody
Speaker 8: watching it home, No big deal, Just keep playing people
Speaker 8: who would.
Speaker 4: Call in sick if they had a hangnail. Who are
Speaker 4: going to call you a P word for slimming your
Speaker 4: hand in a card door? MANJ Soft, I.
Speaker 2: Didn't say that. Why did you much make that? Sounds
Speaker 2: like that was just a you know, a disgruntled Vikings
Speaker 2: fan who sounded just like you.
Speaker 4: That's all.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I used the exact same vocabulary, cadence, tone, mindset, all
Speaker 8: of it was identical.
Speaker 2: But I didn't mean it to be you.
Speaker 4: And by the way, who's going to do the calling
Speaker 4: with me? Since you're going to be in Vegas on Sunday?
Speaker 2: It's a great question me. You're doing it from Vegas? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I always do. Yeah, that's great. Oh yeah you're up? Then, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm up. Yeah, you ain't gonna do that I do
Speaker 2: every time I'm there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not going to do it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I guarantee you my home Monday. Yeah. Oh that's
Speaker 2: like the best of you wake up, do the hit,
Speaker 2: and then you just start clanking. Yeah yeah, I guarantee you.
Speaker 2: I will. I already planned on it.
Speaker 9: What's the score going to be? I haven't thought of
Speaker 9: it yet. I think they win. I agree, Yeah, I
Speaker 9: think they win.
Speaker 2: That's great. Look at you change. Yeah, all right, let's
Speaker 2: do fun page sports.
Speaker 4: Okay whatever?
Speaker 10: Oh sorry, Court, really quick, guess what do you know?
Speaker 10: What you guys have been talking about all week? Tough
Speaker 10: week for Kim or whatever?
Speaker 2: That show? What's that shows? Fair? Holy hell, you've watched it?
Speaker 2: Watched it last night? It zero out of ten, so
Speaker 2: sess shocking things.
Speaker 10: It's like the best show of all time, no joke.
Speaker 10: I was just like I'm trying to be like, I'm
Speaker 10: gonna try to buy it. Like really, the acting reminds
Speaker 10: me of like the start of a porn Wait a minute, like.
Speaker 2: Do you know like when you know, like, what are
Speaker 2: you mad? Because it's all women? Hello? No, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: Zero zero. I can't even compare it to something. It's
Speaker 2: like it looks like they're ready to break out laughing themselves.
Speaker 2: It's so it's like S ANDL but they know they's And.
Speaker 10: Obviously, you guys skewed my thoughts going into it because
Speaker 10: I was like, I wanted to come.
Speaker 2: In he s it was four percent on Rotten Tomatoes
Speaker 2: and and the critics consensus was like, this is the
Speaker 2: biggest piece of ass we've ever seen.
Speaker 10: I get that, But I love coming in here and
Speaker 10: saying I love stuff that you guys don't love.
Speaker 2: I love that. It's I got Christmas Chad powers.
Speaker 14: That's right, But like you guys, is there it makes
Speaker 14: the plot makes no sense. Like the acting, how does
Speaker 14: Kim do terrible? That's the worst part, Like you just
Speaker 14: she can't do it, like you can see like her
Speaker 14: face like she's not there.
Speaker 2: It's like not acting.
Speaker 14: It's just it's not like I'm like she's just reading
Speaker 14: the lines and saying it into the camera.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's uncomfortably bad.
Speaker 1: He's just washing on a spike.
Speaker 10: I'm telling you, like you'll get at you lovey you
Speaker 10: watching man, Thank you Holiday.
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Speaker 2: a sip. My gosh, Mandarin Marshmallow. I just I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: This is I just keep burying myself. But I bought
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Speaker 4: You're always hanging around the cans Yeah, what am I
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna walk in a holiday and get a couple
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Speaker 8: Missouri ran the Gophers out of the gym in the
Speaker 8: second half, eighty three to sixty the Gophers. The Gophers
Speaker 8: had a big lead in the first half, and then
Speaker 8: at the half it was thirty two thirty Miszoo. So
Speaker 8: they erased the Gopher lead, led by a nose at
Speaker 8: the break, and then the Gophers got absolutely trucked in
Speaker 8: the second half fifty one to thirty.
Speaker 2: Fight.
Speaker 14: The power didn't help that. The Gophers shot five of
Speaker 14: twenty three from three.
Speaker 2: That's not good. They also were nine of seventeen from
Speaker 2: the foul line. I had no idea.
Speaker 14: Fifty two point nine percent. That's like shack numbers. The
Speaker 14: Gophers host Green Bay Saturday at eight.
Speaker 8: O'clock, and like we talked about yesterday, Parker Fox on
Speaker 8: the Big ten network, hell Y Saturday night, Green Bay,
Speaker 8: uh and the Gophers at eight o'clock. It'll be super cool.
Speaker 8: Good for Parker the nine. Yeah, the big first half Lee.
Speaker 8: They got absolutely destroyed in the second half.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 14: Oh, cay Tyson seventeen points he's in North Carolina. Guy,
Speaker 14: that's the transfer. Yeah, yeah, good for them.
Speaker 2: Can I ask good question? Macho man? I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 2: It's just the best.
Speaker 4: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: It's undefeated that you can't be freaking Is that Nico
Speaker 2: after the game? That's did I ask a question?
Speaker 1: Macho man?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 4: Is Guardsy calling him macho?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think I think the word macho.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Can we just talking about that?
Speaker 2: Maybe that's grimmer and.
Speaker 1: You know, I got.
Speaker 2: So he calls Nico Medvet macho man.
Speaker 4: I gotta look up the definition for mao.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think we all know what it means,
Speaker 2: but yeah, short for I love it.
Speaker 9: You have to watch Dan Soder juwishmacho manable.
Speaker 4: It's on the God when he talks about talking to
Speaker 4: his roommate, Yeah, the waters.
Speaker 1: His finger.
Speaker 2: For a pizza. This macho man. Do you guys still
Speaker 2: have that deal? It's so good.
Speaker 8: Dan Soder was on the show Billions before I knew
Speaker 8: he was a stand up comedian. No really, He's a
Speaker 8: pretty major character on the show Billions. And I would
Speaker 8: say it's like season I don't know, season three.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, he just stand up comedy too, because
Speaker 2: I think I heard he was going to be in Minneapolis.
Speaker 2: I'm like that guy to stand up, and I now
Speaker 2: he's way way more famous for stand up than He's
Speaker 2: here tomorrow. What Yeah, yeah, out of here Pantagious Theater tomorrow.
Speaker 4: The hell kidding me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's here tomorrow, son of a bitch. Dude.
Speaker 8: If you ever play some other time, get Dan Soda
Speaker 8: on the I love Danious.
Speaker 9: Have you heard his bit about when you, like, on
Speaker 9: your second date, when you have to tell the girl
Speaker 9: you want to date that you're majorly into wrestling.
Speaker 2: It's such a grin. Oh, it's so good. Wow, the
Speaker 2: dude can kind of act too. I thought he did
Speaker 2: a good job and tomorrow, Yeah.
Speaker 4: He's more than kind of was good.
Speaker 2: He was very good.
Speaker 4: I hope he doesn't. He doesn't cuss?
Speaker 2: Right? He does a lot?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Does he?
Speaker 2: But not as macho.
Speaker 8: I was going to say, yeah, I don't know, man,
Speaker 8: I'd probably listen to that. It's so good it's worth playing.
Speaker 2: If he doesn't. I know the tickets are sold out.
Speaker 4: Well, well, obviously good for him.
Speaker 2: Is Pantagious connected to First Have No It wears pantages?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 8: If anybody from the pantag if it's not too late,
Speaker 8: we take Dan soda tomorrow.
Speaker 2: The trust him getting like live Macho on here and
Speaker 2: you just could cut that up. Would be the cool thing.
Speaker 2: He could say anything right now, Yeah, like a like
Speaker 2: just a welcome the power trip bit of Macho. That'd
Speaker 2: be sick. It's so good. God, that'd be sick. No,
Speaker 2: he's a funny dude, Like it's hilarious and it's sold out.
Speaker 2: That yeah, good for him there, they's got a big following. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's got a podcast. Yeah, he loves break it down
Speaker 2: for us.
Speaker 7: Back to my buddy Vic, we used to cut promos
Speaker 7: on each other about like roommate stuff where it'd be like,
Speaker 7: uh yeah, electric bills, Yeah, don't be a little bit
Speaker 7: of a problem.
Speaker 2: It would be a little bit of a problem. When
Speaker 2: they shook the lights. That's the night that the lights
Speaker 2: went out in Georgia. Yeah, that's so good. It's so good.
Speaker 2: Oh man.
Speaker 4: He does to watch and says the fingers he has
Speaker 4: to be doing.
Speaker 7: God.
Speaker 9: In that same interview, that guy asked him if he
Speaker 9: knows any of like Macho's promos by heart, and the
Speaker 9: two he does are the Cup of Coffee in the
Speaker 9: big time and then the three sixty one and he
Speaker 9: does it to perfection.
Speaker 2: It's so right.
Speaker 8: Look, I know this is like, this is old man talk,
Speaker 8: and this is uh back in my day. I get
Speaker 8: all that, but there's just you know, I know, I
Speaker 8: don't watch a lot of wrestling now, but every clip
Speaker 8: I see of like this new generation of wrestlers, the
Speaker 8: last let's say, twenty five years.
Speaker 2: There's just nobody like Macho Man. Nobody, nobody it's in
Speaker 2: the big time.
Speaker 8: Because the guys that were big in the eighties and
Speaker 8: nineties were cartoons, right, they were human cartoons. Then you
Speaker 8: transition to just like the brock Lesseners, who were just
Speaker 8: these unstoppable.
Speaker 2: Beasts, which is cool. But I like Coco be Ware, right,
Speaker 2: I like the Ultimate Warrior, Macho Man, Hacksaw. These guys
Speaker 2: were cartoons. Yeah, those were real people. Nobody talks like that,
Speaker 2: not at all.
Speaker 10: But now they got like Instagram and all that stuff,
Speaker 10: So I don't think they have to be as like
Speaker 10: light like they as over the top because exactly all
Speaker 10: the time.
Speaker 9: Right, top five all time. Yeah, I got you, Zacho.
Speaker 9: If you want to go tomorrow, Oh it's cool, let
Speaker 9: me make sure, but thank you.
Speaker 2: I will let you know.
Speaker 8: Thank you, and once you clear your calendar, and can
Speaker 8: we get him on the show where they're asking about that.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, okay, you guys, that'd be the coolest ever.
Speaker 2: That would be awesome. Yeah, coffee. I just want to
Speaker 2: hear him do my show? Could you mention hearing that
Speaker 2: live in Georgia? So good?
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's that raspy voice. He's got hawks giggling watching him.
Speaker 9: There are moments where he had to like call in
Speaker 9: a pizza order and they're like, is this this camp?
Speaker 9: He's like, yeah, you guys still doing a bio medium
Speaker 9: and get a large for a f.
Speaker 7: Is this?
Speaker 2: What are three things?
Speaker 12: Mancho man Randy Savage is grateful for Yeah, for baby oil, Yeah,
Speaker 12: for sunglasses, and for miss Elizabeth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean the fingers. That's it's a nine point
Speaker 2: nine out of ten, right, Like it's the only way
Speaker 2: you can sound more like him is to be him.
Speaker 2: That's so close to the actual voice he says standing.
Speaker 4: If he's standing up, he has to also grab his belt.
Speaker 2: To get completely into character. He's so good.
Speaker 4: That's great, man, I wish I knew that was It's awesome,
Speaker 4: all right.
Speaker 2: What really matters.
Speaker 8: After this, more scores and stats around the world of sports,
Speaker 8: flashing a little bit, uh, Ben Leeberan a little bit,
Speaker 8: Tom Pellisarah later, Tommy Olsen is here.
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Speaker 8: Probably heard about the Krispy kreame thing. We talked about
Speaker 8: it on this show right back to exactly they're back.
Speaker 8: You know, Zachary, maybe you saw it on on Twitter.
Speaker 8: Zachary went to Krispy Kream yesterday and waited in line
Speaker 8: and get some hot fresh starts the hallway. Yeah, I
Speaker 8: just had one. He brought in a dozen for us,
Speaker 8: which is very nice. Zachary, thank you skin it nice.
Speaker 8: How long was Zach Halverson in the Crispy Cream line?
Speaker 2: Do you how long did you wait for donuts?
Speaker 4: Forty five minutes?
Speaker 2: Forty five minutes? Were you guys? Yes, you guys were
Speaker 2: in the run and heard it. I was in here.
Speaker 8: Cold, you're colder, you're cold? Oh, two hours getting much warmer.
Speaker 4: More than that.
Speaker 14: Two and a half hours and a half hours. Oh
Speaker 14: my goodness, you waited two and a half hours for Crispy?
Speaker 2: No, it was it powered through.
Speaker 9: We got in line and it said they said it
Speaker 9: was about an hour wait from there, which I still
Speaker 9: wasn't convinced I was going to stay. But then this
Speaker 9: older woman behind me got in line and uh, yes,
Speaker 9: pull your hands up. Yeah, she likes donuts and she's
Speaker 9: got a lot of free time. My plan was to
Speaker 9: just pop the air pods in, watch you know, YouTube,
Speaker 9: and just kind of get through the hour. But she
Speaker 9: started talking to me and uh, that's the worst and
Speaker 9: uh and then somebody else got in line behind her,
Speaker 9: and then I was gonna leave, but then she started
Speaker 9: talking to him, and then I got jealous and I
Speaker 9: was like, why are't you talking to me anymore?
Speaker 2: And then I didn't you have issues?
Speaker 9: You need a hug, so and I was like, I'm
Speaker 9: not gonna, like just give her a free spot in line.
Speaker 9: So I was like, I'm gonna stick through this hour
Speaker 9: then and get these damn donuts.
Speaker 2: I got an hour in and uh, we weren't anywhere
Speaker 2: near the damn door.
Speaker 9: But I'm like, I'm kind of pot minute at this point,
Speaker 9: and so then I was like, well, whatever, probably like
Speaker 9: another half hour. Tops got through that half hour and
Speaker 9: still very much in the parking lot, and they finally
Speaker 9: started to talk about opening up this express line again,
Speaker 9: which apparently they had to close because the machines were
Speaker 9: breaking down.
Speaker 2: Is what I later found out when I got to
Speaker 2: the front that the great start, Krispy Krey go. This
Speaker 2: is like twenty years ago, all over again. Drive through line.
Speaker 2: I don't even know where it ended.
Speaker 9: The cars like they had security people that went all
Speaker 9: the way down this parking lot. When out went onto
Speaker 9: the streets of Fridley again, I don't know where I did.
Speaker 9: I thought about going and finding it, but it was
Speaker 9: such a traffic nightmare around the area. But yeah, I
Speaker 9: got to the front. Yeah, about two and a half
Speaker 9: hours after I first got there. I hated everything about it.
Speaker 9: The doughnuts were amazing. It melted in your mouth, they
Speaker 9: were hot, they were fresh. It was delightful. I've waited
Speaker 9: a lot in line for a lot of things. That
Speaker 9: had to have been the dumbest thing I've ever waited
Speaker 9: in line for.
Speaker 1: You're on camera.
Speaker 9: You waited in line, well, I mean unlike I was
Speaker 9: usually first. Okay, wow, So.
Speaker 8: Getting that hot stuff fresh in your mouth was worth
Speaker 8: a two and a half hours.
Speaker 2: I got a hat. I got one of those hats.
Speaker 2: Do you have any do you have any like Minnesota versions?
Speaker 9: Like I'm like, I didn't see like there was like
Speaker 9: so the express line, which I eventually just did because
Speaker 9: I didn't. I got toward the front when they finally
Speaker 9: opened up, and so they had an express line that
Speaker 9: was just you could buy a dozen original glazed or
Speaker 9: a dozen of basically one of everything that they make
Speaker 9: sure and so I just got two original glazed because whatever.
Speaker 9: But they've got like, yeah, like I said, twelve or
Speaker 9: ideas of they got like an Oreo cream one, and yeah,
Speaker 9: that's that's what I wanted to try. But unbelievable. I'm
Speaker 9: I'll give it a shot when the way it's down
Speaker 9: to like ninety minutes.
Speaker 8: Let us never forget when Krispy Kream first made it
Speaker 8: to the Twin Cities twenty is years ago, twenty plus
Speaker 8: years ago, and the Power Trip Morning Show at that
Speaker 8: point was still in Bloomington. Yeah, just trying to get
Speaker 8: by with like a three share and we were just
Speaker 8: trying to make sure the lights stayed on until nine o'clock.
Speaker 8: And then after nine o'clock when day the superstar Mike
Speaker 8: Morris and his giant muscle hands smashed twelve Krispy Cream
Speaker 8: donuts a dozen, Yeah, smashed them all into one giant
Speaker 8: donut hole, a giant ball of donut.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's like the size of a sauce smaller than
Speaker 2: you would be right, because you're not exactly a dozen,
Speaker 2: pushed them all together into one giant like doughnut hole
Speaker 2: and ate it in a handful of bites, you know,
Speaker 2: like basically one false swoop fell swoop and Chris and
Speaker 2: I watched him change colors within about sixty seconds.
Speaker 14: It hit his face immediately, like the look of like
Speaker 14: I'm in trouble here.
Speaker 2: Instantly regret this decision. For real.
Speaker 8: He did all that sugar, just instantly, all of it.
Speaker 8: I can't even imagine how much it is. It was
Speaker 8: within sixty seconds. His whole face changed, you could like it.
Speaker 8: And of course this was like nine to ten in
Speaker 8: the morning, not on the air.
Speaker 2: Right after.
Speaker 4: He didn't to us, He just did it for us us. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and we.
Speaker 2: Laughed our asses, all right. It was hilarious.
Speaker 4: It's like when you're like, we like when you think
Speaker 4: your buddy's choking, but he's really choking. I mean, he
Speaker 4: was in trouble and we were just laughing.
Speaker 2: Oh that's great. So you do in that situation, hi,
Speaker 2: do you just like you'd have to throw up? You
Speaker 2: have to throw up. I don't remember what he did though,
Speaker 2: because again this is twenty plus years ago. I have
Speaker 2: no idea, but I just remember machine.
Speaker 8: I mean maybe, I mean again, I know the machine, right,
Speaker 8: he probably still is. But like so it's the calorie
Speaker 8: problem was not the issue. Right, it's a sugar problem.
Speaker 8: He's burning calories left and right. He's gonna work out
Speaker 8: ninety times that day.
Speaker 2: That's not the problem. It's two hours already, so much
Speaker 2: sugar in what thirty seconds?
Speaker 15: You're no find out? Let's find out how many grams
Speaker 15: of sugar while you looked that up? So the one
Speaker 15: story that I have that that is comparable to that, Now,
Speaker 15: it wasn't. This was all like hearsay. This happened a
Speaker 15: year before I got to the Vikings. Somebody in the
Speaker 15: locker room, the Vikings locker room, I don't know who
Speaker 15: it was, was dared to eat a brick of cinnabon.
Speaker 15: So brick is six cinnabons. He did it and went
Speaker 15: to the hospital.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, did he get some cash?
Speaker 7: Though?
Speaker 2: I was gonna say that cash, Yeah he got. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was to a couple. I could do two I
Speaker 2: are we talking about? I think I could? I don't
Speaker 2: think I could do that. It's like a sheet panner,
Speaker 2: like oh, my god, dude.
Speaker 8: According to quick Google search, each Krispy Kreme donut has
Speaker 8: ten grams of sugar, So we're talking one hundred and
Speaker 8: twenty grams of sugar, and like he ate it in
Speaker 8: about thirty seconds, and there are two hundred calories apiece,
Speaker 8: and already we're talking twenty four hundred in a split second. Yeah, which,
Speaker 8: as you mentioned, he'd already burned that. Yeah, that part
Speaker 8: is not the problem. It's the one hundred and twenty
Speaker 8: grams of sugar.
Speaker 4: It's the only The only thing I've ever done similar
Speaker 4: to that was I was doing donuts in the parking
Speaker 4: lot at a charity event to make the kids in
Speaker 4: the backseat laugh, and I hit the curb and broke
Speaker 4: my wheel in half. And You're like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: what did I just do? Yep, And I mean the
Speaker 4: look on his face was like all I was trying
Speaker 4: to do is make these guys I really don't like laugh.
Speaker 9: At the time when we all thought we were going
Speaker 9: to get a full show car endorsement, and he showed
Speaker 9: up to the cart ownership.
Speaker 4: I told that story the other day.
Speaker 9: All the windows down, blarings, Slim Whitman as loud as
Speaker 9: he could just driving.
Speaker 4: Like he was like he was doing a drive by shooting.
Speaker 2: One of the funniest things I've ever seen in my.
Speaker 9: The dealership is standing there like he was late by
Speaker 9: the way, remember yeah, it was right there, right across
Speaker 9: the street, no reason.
Speaker 2: Where star. And then it was like he was announcing
Speaker 2: that the war was starting, and he did lap says
Speaker 2: he blasted because it was running lights hilarious.
Speaker 4: Before you saw him, you heard.
Speaker 1: Loud.
Speaker 2: Yeah, windows down.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't just forget. As long as I live, I
Speaker 4: could see it happen.
Speaker 2: Again about five miles. Didn't just pull in in parts.
Speaker 2: He did laugh.
Speaker 1: So we had to watch it.
Speaker 4: We were so good if Clint Eastwood did a drive
Speaker 4: by shooting, that's what it was like.
Speaker 15: Oh my god, guy, hey guys, real quick. I just
Speaker 15: had to see what one hundred and twenty grams of
Speaker 15: sugar looked like in terms of in terms of like
Speaker 15: the pile, how much that would be. Yeah, okay, it's
Speaker 15: kind of hard to find exactly one hundred and twenty grams,
Speaker 15: but somebody did sugar cubes.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 16: Yeah, So sixty five grams of sugar is sixteen sugar cubes.
Speaker 2: So basically thirty two sugar.
Speaker 8: Cubes of Yeah, that's that's gonna make anybody sick. Yeah,
Speaker 8: but he did it for a laugh, for a laugh,
Speaker 8: and he turned red. He was sweating, sweating immediately, so good.
Speaker 2: Wasn't one of the bitches.
Speaker 9: He put like a ball through one of the ceiling
Speaker 9: tiles and Abbott told him it was like one hundred
Speaker 9: and fifty.
Speaker 7: No, that was.
Speaker 2: That was when we were moving out of Bloomington.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we were basically told, hey, I know we're moving out,
Speaker 8: but let's let's, you know, be nice the place.
Speaker 2: Let's don't tear the place down. And he had a
Speaker 2: baseball bat and he was he said, I'm gonna throw
Speaker 2: this through one of these ceiling tiles.
Speaker 8: And they're like, don't do that. We're gonna have to
Speaker 8: charge him. He's like how much, Like those are like
Speaker 8: a hundred bucks apiece, and he goes put me down
Speaker 8: for two and.
Speaker 2: He throws straight through the ceiling. And I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: they made him pay because he asked how much they were.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you, I mean they That's how the
Speaker 4: locker room was. He just that whole Dinny Green locker
Speaker 4: room down there was. It was a gang it was incredible.
Speaker 2: So it's a lot like we just talked about with
Speaker 2: Macha Man. They were all cartoon characters.
Speaker 9: Correct, and Star was like a stand up comedian that
Speaker 9: happened to be like an unstoppable force.
Speaker 2: Who could you know, bench press a small car, no
Speaker 2: offense to him. He didn't have a lot to do
Speaker 2: like the other does. A long snapper, so he's prying
Speaker 2: around the living room. He walked into the.
Speaker 4: Locker room and at the top of his lungs sing
Speaker 4: that song to sid Hartman about looking at men's wieners and.
Speaker 2: The top of oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: And Sid Ward laugh, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 8: The wheel of Fortune song been seat of a wheel watcher.
Speaker 8: He would say, watcher.
Speaker 4: Accuse him of looking at the guys and said would.
Speaker 2: Last oh yeah out, oh god.
Speaker 4: Oh my good old days.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: I love your Star wherever you're happening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love your brother. You think you'd ever come on?
Speaker 4: Just feel like I said, I wish you would.
Speaker 2: I would be awesome. I wish you would. I wish
Speaker 2: I could take him money for you guys is big
Speaker 2: year next year?
Speaker 8: That would be awesome, dude. Yeah, I love be super cool.
Speaker 8: Yeah God, all right, Ben Leber.
Speaker 2: Is here, Tommy Wilson is here, A Fargo Flash would
Speaker 2: be here at a second. This is the Power Drip
Speaker 2: morning show on the fan.
Speaker 4: No good secho oh I.
Speaker 2: Did, but you know it likes to sign you out
Speaker 2: now try to sign in and then two step verification.
Speaker 4: It sagged itself out.
Speaker 2: He goes back in the box. Do you know what
Speaker 2: I do like about that? All those things? Because I
Speaker 2: have to do that for work.
Speaker 10: I love when they just send you a text, God,
Speaker 10: instead of having to remember like your password.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's just like that, like you get that.
Speaker 2: They just like you, would you rather do your passwords?
Speaker 2: Send a text?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 2: And then you get the text option. I just the
Speaker 2: little things, yeah, because it hurts my brain to try
Speaker 2: to remember all the pass Then all those passwords, all
Speaker 2: of them, Yeah, I hate them. It's the worst.
Speaker 4: It's like, man, what did I use for brassers this time?
Speaker 8: He's like when Zach got when Zach went to double
Speaker 8: this and he's like, oh god, what is my password?
Speaker 2: And then first guess got it? Benjamin.
Speaker 8: Before we get into football and what really matters and
Speaker 8: all this other garbage and Fargo Flash.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you one quick question then we'll get
Speaker 2: to Figo.
Speaker 8: I didn't know he wasn't in studio, so we'll make
Speaker 8: this even quicker. Uh caught Twin Cities live because I'm
Speaker 8: you know, yeah, because you're like that guy.
Speaker 2: I'm a one. Yeah, yeah, you're one. Uh.
Speaker 8: You came out of the box with a hot take yesterday.
Speaker 8: I want to have you share it with the Power
Speaker 8: Trip listeners. You were saying how people that are losing
Speaker 8: their minds over the Northern lights. Yeah, you go outside,
Speaker 8: you don't really see them, but you take a picture
Speaker 8: on your phone, and then the phone kind of highlights
Speaker 8: it even more and write zooms in and can access
Speaker 8: the lights for whatever reason better. I saw that firsthand
Speaker 8: last night because my wife was like, come outside, look
Speaker 8: at this. There's nothing out here. Then you take a picture,
Speaker 8: You're like, oh, I can kind of see it.
Speaker 7: Cool.
Speaker 2: So your take was if only your phone picked up
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 8: But you couldn't see it with the naked eye, and
Speaker 8: some people could right depending on the light pollution. Sure,
Speaker 8: but if you can't see it with the naked eye,
Speaker 8: then you really didn't see the northern lights. And Elizabeth
Speaker 8: was like, damn, hot take on the Northern lights. Nice start. Well,
Speaker 8: I will I will continue that hot sage.
Speaker 2: You know, all these people like, ah yeah, they're so beautiful.
Speaker 16: And then and then you the only thing that you
Speaker 16: actually saw was just through your camera, Like then you
Speaker 16: didn't see the normal light. That's virtual reality. That's basically
Speaker 16: what virtual reality is. So if if you look up now,
Speaker 16: some people, did I get it? I had, because I
Speaker 16: believe me. I had people comment like I actually saw
Speaker 16: them with my naked eye, and it was beautiful and
Speaker 16: the hues of red. I'm like, that's great, that's seeing it,
Speaker 16: that that has seen it. But my guess, especially in
Speaker 16: the Metro area, if you're in the Metro area and
Speaker 16: you're bragging to all your friends that don't live here
Speaker 16: that you saw the Northern lights and you did not
Speaker 16: see them with your naked eye, and then you did
Speaker 16: not see the Northern lights, you saw a picture of.
Speaker 2: The maze in your face. Because and the only.
Speaker 16: Reason I was annoyed by is because I was seeing
Speaker 16: everybody like posts these things.
Speaker 2: So I ran outside. I'm like, oh yeah, yeah, sorry,
Speaker 2: I ran outside of my.
Speaker 16: Driveway and I'm like, I don't see anything, and and
Speaker 16: there's like people within the neighborhood that are like, you're
Speaker 16: showing like it's so gorgeous, and I'm like, you guys
Speaker 16: are like three blocks from me, how can I how
Speaker 16: come I can't see anything? I just see some like
Speaker 16: looks like some fogginess that's in the air. Then I
Speaker 16: put my camera up to it and I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 16: that's pretty cool. That's kind of cool. I can see
Speaker 16: it through the camera. I'm like, but did I really
Speaker 16: see it or did my camera see it? And then
Speaker 16: I'm just kind of like looking at the hot take controversial. Yeah,
Speaker 16: we really go for the hard hitting stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, we passed them the Krispy Kream News and
Speaker 2: we went right for that. It went right for it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's see some new segments doning called why you
Speaker 4: Shouldn't Be Happy?
Speaker 2: H Fargo Flash. Did you see the Northern Lights?
Speaker 1: I'm with Ben.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: I couldn't really see it when I was in Minneapolis.
Speaker 1: I saw it a little bit here yesterday in Portland,
Speaker 1: but I where I was on I guess it would
Speaker 1: be Tuesday night. It was just a dark sky for me.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh so you were in Portland for what? Why you
Speaker 2: ain't Oregon? I wonder why, Well, there's a big game.
Speaker 1: So I right, I'm here with Kate. So I took
Speaker 1: a couple of days off. And Portland a beautiful part
Speaker 1: of the country. So I've always loved the Northwest. And
Speaker 1: of course if you haven't been a Portland you immediately
Speaker 1: see just tons of homeless people and you spelled tons
Speaker 1: of weed. But we also had a chance yesterday to
Speaker 1: go swing by the Nike headquarters, which is an amazing facility,
Speaker 1: and just seeing the brain wizards and the creative monster
Speaker 1: of my Nike at work. It's just an amazing place.
Speaker 1: And then we had a chance to go to the
Speaker 1: Nike employees store and spend three hours buying two macros
Speaker 1: of shoes.
Speaker 5: Ah.
Speaker 2: Hey, just I was just looking online. I saw tickets
Speaker 2: were only like eighteen bucks. Is that true?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Actually I have I have a friend from Nike hook
Speaker 1: to us up a ticket, so I didn't. I'm lucky
Speaker 1: that I don't have to pay for him.
Speaker 2: I just want to.
Speaker 1: People here. People here, Tommy, are they've warned. We've had
Speaker 1: so many warnings. We're two hours away from Eugene and
Speaker 1: we've had everyone tell us like, oh, you better get
Speaker 1: up and leave early. I'm like, well, the game kicks
Speaker 1: off at six o'clock and said, yeah, get in the
Speaker 1: car by eleven. So apparently Portland has just tons of
Speaker 1: people and they even for tomorrow night. They're said, it's
Speaker 1: Friday night football. This town is so excited for this game.
Speaker 10: So you've got tailgate spots and all that stuff set up.
Speaker 1: We have we have a Nike tailgate. Yeah, we're excited
Speaker 1: to go. So this is like, this is like, you know,
Speaker 1: if you think of the world of Nil, almost before
Speaker 1: Nil started, still night at Nike with the uniforms and
Speaker 1: just kind of diverted so much money to this to
Speaker 1: the program, you know. So this is so the Nike
Speaker 1: employee base is just a ton of Oregon drats, and
Speaker 1: so the fan base here is really excited. I think again,
Speaker 1: if you watch the game last week, Oregon had a
Speaker 1: really tough place to play Iowa. It's not got to
Speaker 1: win after giving up the lead late to Iowa. And
Speaker 1: so Dante More the quarterback, who's you know, probably a
Speaker 1: top five quarterback. I think maybe in the draft. He's
Speaker 1: really good. But the headline of this team is they
Speaker 1: can run the football, which gets to be nervous, right.
Speaker 1: They ran for two hundred and sixty one yards against Iowa,
Speaker 1: and they have the number two defense in the country too,
Speaker 1: So i Organ's a complete team. I know, people I
Speaker 1: think have fallen asleep on them since they wonted Happy Valley,
Speaker 1: and people think they've maybe slept walk a little bit
Speaker 1: since that game. But they've put together an eight to
Speaker 1: one team. And if they look at their schedule, they
Speaker 1: got USC coming to town next week, then they go
Speaker 1: to Washington, so they can maybe afford a loss they
Speaker 1: can't afford. They can't afford three and So this is
Speaker 1: a team that's playing for the college football playoffs. And
Speaker 1: of course our our Golden Gophers are playing for a
Speaker 1: better bull seed. So for Minnesota, you got you got
Speaker 1: to win here and then you know, you got to
Speaker 1: you got to go to Northwestern then finish up with Wisconsin.
Speaker 1: So Minnesota can get to nine and three, eight and four,
Speaker 1: it's the heck of a bowl game versus if you
Speaker 1: have a tough finish year.
Speaker 15: All right, flash, So let's let's like start sprinkling in
Speaker 15: some optimism here. What how are the ways that the
Speaker 15: Gophers can actually pull off the upset?
Speaker 1: Well, if you look when you study Oregon, great defense,
Speaker 1: and they shut down the run. And the good news
Speaker 1: is from a positivity standpoint, Darius Taylor will be back,
Speaker 1: so I think if we're going to try to run
Speaker 1: the football will be a little bit more successful there.
Speaker 1: He's been out for a couple of games. But what
Speaker 1: I like is that the team that's not great with
Speaker 1: the pass rush. So this is a team that I
Speaker 1: think is like number thirteen and a big ten in
Speaker 1: so just the conference alone, they're near the bottom in
Speaker 1: terms of pressure on a quarterback. So what I like
Speaker 1: in this game is Drake Lindsay he has a chance
Speaker 1: to get back make his reads. He's had obviously a couple,
Speaker 1: you know, couple of weeks to prepare, and so in
Speaker 1: doing that, I think the passing game is really probably
Speaker 1: what makes the run game go. So I think this
Speaker 1: is a chance from a positivity standpoint, the passing game
Speaker 1: gets going. And with that, I think you see Darius Green,
Speaker 1: you know, I think you see Darius Taylor out of
Speaker 1: the backfield in the screen game. And so I like
Speaker 1: the way that Minnesota I think can move this ball
Speaker 1: because I think our great young quarterback is going to
Speaker 1: get a chance to get the ball downfield.
Speaker 2: Justin don't they have the number one pass defense in
Speaker 2: college football, like at one hundred and twenty six yards
Speaker 2: a game. So if they're getting if they're getting no pressure. Again,
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm asking because I know nothing about Oregon.
Speaker 2: Is there secondary just that good? Is it just a
Speaker 2: bunch of future nflers or what's the deal.
Speaker 1: It's a loaded secondary, but it's a loaded defense. But
Speaker 1: this is a team that lets people sit back and throw.
Speaker 1: They just keep the ball in front of them. So
Speaker 1: if I go back to the beginning of the Ohio
Speaker 1: State game and we look so prepared, very scripted downfield
Speaker 1: five yards seven yards, just dink and doink. That's the
Speaker 1: type of thing that you have to do. I don't
Speaker 1: think they go this ginormous USC transfer in the middle
Speaker 1: of Bear Alexander. I don't think he can run the
Speaker 1: football on this team. This team is just like loaded
Speaker 1: in the front seven, integrate secondary too. But if you
Speaker 1: have a chance to move the ball to be the
Speaker 1: quick passing game and then maybe you sneak one behind
Speaker 1: them because you kind of low them to death with that,
Speaker 1: that's that's that slow, myopic passing game. And so they
Speaker 1: got their work cut out for them. Boys and a
Speaker 1: half right, and you're the saying is this is we've
Speaker 1: already played the number one defense. We know that didn't
Speaker 1: go well. We've played the number four defense. We know
Speaker 1: that that can that didn't go well. So you can't
Speaker 1: let this be chapter three. I didn't come here to
Speaker 1: watch chapter three.
Speaker 2: I doubt it.
Speaker 1: And so mind wise, football mind probably looking at you know,
Speaker 1: this is a team that hasn't you know, they've given up.
Speaker 1: They've they've given up other than pretty consistent defensely, so
Speaker 1: can you put up ten thirteen points offensive day? Offensively
Speaker 1: they haven't been great so defense, so football mind, you
Speaker 1: say this is thirty eight ten. But again there this
Speaker 1: is again they're they're looking past this game. They have
Speaker 1: big games in front of them. They have USC coming
Speaker 1: to town next week. They go to their old Pac
Speaker 1: twelve rival Washington in two weeks. So this is a
Speaker 1: this is kind of a this is kind of a
Speaker 1: we catch them sleeping, especially early game of the weekend
Speaker 1: Friday night. I think I think this is where Minnesota
Speaker 1: comes in and speaks out a W. I like I
Speaker 1: like Drake Lindsay, oh yeah, and I like Darret Taylor
Speaker 1: healthy back. I like Minnesota twenty seventeen.
Speaker 2: Don't no, no, no, don't don't go in there, twenty
Speaker 2: to seventeen.
Speaker 1: I love it, Tommy, I'm do you see that, don't you?
Speaker 2: I see it clear. I think you're seeing it clear.
Speaker 10: You look back at the Wisconsin game when they played
Speaker 10: Wisconsin totally. Wisconsin went in there, went into Oregon only
Speaker 10: lost twenty one to seven.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Oh, they only lost their fourteen Rutgers fifty six to ten,
Speaker 9: who the Gophers struggled with in the first.
Speaker 10: But they struggle against Northwestern too, and we're very similar
Speaker 10: to northwestern Wisconsin.
Speaker 9: They beat Oklahoma State sixty nine to three. You know,
Speaker 9: if you think they're gonna.
Speaker 8: Flat out win, are think they're gonna flat out win,
Speaker 8: you can get twelve to one on DraftKings, so you
Speaker 8: can turn one hundred into twelve hundred pretty quick.
Speaker 2: If you think they're just gonna flat out wind.
Speaker 1: Well I might do that because I'm taking the day
Speaker 1: with cad where you got city like a like and
Speaker 1: they're gonna go for a hike because when the blutiful, beautiful,
Speaker 1: lush northwest part of the United States, then we're going
Speaker 1: to hit a casino like everything on a road.
Speaker 2: We're talking are they know it's pretty good food in Portland.
Speaker 2: Don't they have Don't they have good? They have fun
Speaker 2: dance there?
Speaker 17: They have voodoo donuts out there. Take a look at
Speaker 17: voodoo donuts. That's right, we move on to donuts. Did
Speaker 17: we just skip over a potentially a giant bet there?
Speaker 17: Are you guys willing to do that? Tommy's Tommy's hundred
Speaker 17: disauces twelve hundred?
Speaker 2: Oh wow? That twelve to one, twelve to one.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna stay away, but Tommy might take it.
Speaker 2: So if you give me twelve to one, I'll do
Speaker 2: one hundred bucks. But that's twelve that's twelve hundred smacks
Speaker 2: when he's in Vegas, that is.
Speaker 8: But again, that's that's to win. There's no spread, straight
Speaker 8: up money line. If the Gophers win, it's twelve to one.
Speaker 2: It's got trouble because that But how about fifty to
Speaker 2: six hundred? What does that mean? It's still twelve to
Speaker 2: one his fifty or six hundred, So it's either sure,
Speaker 2: I'll do that. Yeah, So if the Gophers win, you
Speaker 2: owe him six hundred bucks.
Speaker 14: If Oregon wins, Tommy, it was you fifty two hundred
Speaker 14: and fifty bucks because I got another bet.
Speaker 2: They could be a big night. So we have a
Speaker 2: bet no twelve to one bet. Yeah right, you know
Speaker 2: what I'm talking about. The other bet. Yeah, but you
Speaker 2: gotta that they got to go to Wrigley and win
Speaker 2: for you to win that bet. I know so, but
Speaker 2: like Friday could be a bett. Yeah yeah, fine, yeah,
Speaker 2: roll yeah, roll yeah. So can you go over to
Speaker 2: that one more so?
Speaker 8: If the Gophers win, saw soo's use six hundred yeah roll.
Speaker 8: If Oregon wins, you owe him fifty thanks money. Oregon
Speaker 8: loses or Oregon wins, you will meet two hundred and fifty.
Speaker 2: That's right. Camera switch, yeahs, all right, Flash have the
Speaker 2: best time? Flash.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. So Ben and I went back and forth,
Speaker 1: of course, as we always do. I think he's up
Speaker 1: by like I think it's like eleven to two or something.
Speaker 1: It's really bad. The good news is we have two
Speaker 1: bets this week. Then the first bet we have is Oklahoma,
Speaker 1: which cannot afford to lose if they want to get
Speaker 1: to the College football playoffs, and they have Missouri and LSU.
Speaker 1: John Mattier takes Oklahoma to Alabama and potential Heisman Trophy
Speaker 1: candidate and winter Ty Simpson. So I'm taking Alabama, number
Speaker 1: four in the country at home, that's playing at a
Speaker 1: high level, especially after that opening week loss to Florida State.
Speaker 1: They are minus five and a half. I'm taking Alabama
Speaker 1: and Ben's taking Oklahoma.
Speaker 2: WHOA so good then, guys, Yeah, there's some great number two.
Speaker 4: That's a really good number.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 16: I need defense to step up in a major way,
Speaker 16: major way. And this is a way different Alabama team
Speaker 16: than than the team that they beat last year in Norman.
Speaker 4: So what's the other one? What's the other bet?
Speaker 1: The other bet is the Minnesota High school semi finals
Speaker 1: start today and it was to kick it off and
Speaker 1: it's appropriate with that with a local bet. Ben Sauce
Speaker 1: and the residents of the Dina are taking on the
Speaker 1: Minnetaka Skippers, and Dina a Dinah beat Minnetaka. I think
Speaker 1: it was twenty seven, and so we I thought, you know,
Speaker 1: I looked at the point spread. It's actually it's minus
Speaker 1: three and a half a Dina. But we decided to
Speaker 1: let me speak straight up. So Ben is taking a
Speaker 1: Dina in his hometown team, and I'm going to roll
Speaker 1: with the Minnetoka Skippers.
Speaker 8: Uh money lines straight up somebody on Twitter suggested that
Speaker 8: that should be the meat Sauce Bowl because.
Speaker 2: Now you live in a Dina.
Speaker 8: And then I saw somebody else on Twitter say something like,
Speaker 8: and I don't know if this is a common phrase
Speaker 8: or if this person came up with it, but he said,
Speaker 8: that's the cake versus the Lake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I love that cake versus That's got brilliant
Speaker 2: love that.
Speaker 1: But we'll put twenty five bucks on a ben. How
Speaker 1: about that twenty five bucks?
Speaker 2: There you go, Yeah, we're good. Yep, and one minute
Speaker 2: or less.
Speaker 4: How much better is Ohio State than Indiana in your opinion, Fargo,
Speaker 4: Fla If I think.
Speaker 1: Minimal, I actually think that. I know people laugh at
Speaker 1: last week's game. They struggled with ten states. That was
Speaker 1: a great game, so good, tons of talent, and so
Speaker 1: I thought the way that Indiana came back and won
Speaker 1: that game, and that's going to pay off as they
Speaker 1: get in the college football playoffs. But that's those close games.
Speaker 1: I think Ohio State is really good. I've been somewhat
Speaker 1: surprised they actually lost. They fell back in the standings.
Speaker 1: I think it'd be a great game. I cannot wait
Speaker 1: to see that game. I think it's December sixth.
Speaker 2: It is big championship hawk.
Speaker 1: I think they're pretty even. I really do. I really
Speaker 1: interesting what that Fernando Mendoza can do at quarterback. He's
Speaker 1: playing himself into the heights and trophy. He's playing himself
Speaker 1: into the first pick of the draft. They got a
Speaker 1: great defense. I think people think that Penn State team
Speaker 1: is a joke. They're not a joke. They have tons
Speaker 1: of talent and they were at home. I think Indiana
Speaker 1: this is senior Day, this is the last home game
Speaker 1: this weekend. Versus Wisconsin, they are going to destroy Wisconsin.
Speaker 1: I'm a big Hoosier fan, and I love Julian Faye
Speaker 1: and what he's doing at at Ohio State. Their receivers
Speaker 1: right now. Carnell State got disciplined last week. He didn't play,
Speaker 1: didn't matter. Jeremiah Smith was amazing. It's the two top
Speaker 1: teams in the country and the Big tenn.
Speaker 9: It's awesome, awesome Todays slash. Ohio State is a thirty
Speaker 9: two and a half point favorite. Indiana is a twenty
Speaker 9: nine and a half point favorite over the Thank You
Speaker 9: and Give Me some Shoes Love you guys. Yeah Cake
Speaker 9: versus the late that's so sick.
Speaker 4: He didn't talk about it on the air, and maybe
Speaker 4: he didn't want to, and that's completely fine, but you
Speaker 4: should have heard the stuff he bought at that story unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Must be rough.
Speaker 4: That's awesome though. Well you get a big discount, that's what.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Amen, the news is next. Ben Leader is here, Tommy
Speaker 2: Olsen is here. This is the power Trip Morning. Joe
Speaker 2: on the van