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Speaker 1: It's Camp I am six forty and you're listening to

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Speaker 1: the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.

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Speaker 2: City Dress.

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Speaker 3: Timmy Wow, Timmy Wow. He's a little lamb with a

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Speaker 3: lot too. He's always having such a lot of fun.

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Speaker 3: A lot of fun.

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Speaker 2: Timmy wow.

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Speaker 3: Wow, little lamb with a lot too.

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Speaker 2: Lads, any time, Camp I am sixty, It is the

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Speaker 2: Conway Show. Ding Dog. She had like nineteen eighty five

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Speaker 2: hammer pants on? Who is that Colleen? Oh, Colleen Williams. Oh,

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Speaker 2: she's a snazzy dresser. I like her dress. She wears

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Speaker 2: these uh these you know, these big jackets. Some beautiful woman.

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying. The pants kind of threw me for

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Speaker 2: a loop. She's been on for a while. I believe

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Speaker 2: a Colleen Williams so very nice. You meet her? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: well nicest women. She used to come downstairs to uh

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Speaker 2: to Morton's because they used to nbcuspe Is that her?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, No, that's a woman in a burka. Oh

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Speaker 2: I thought it was colleague. That was Colling going for it.

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Speaker 2: It would be a pretty brave fetchon choice. How do

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Speaker 2: you let her go? Though you only know it's her

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Speaker 2: because a little bit of the gray that streak she

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Speaker 2: has a white tear just comes popping out. But she

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Speaker 2: has a charity golf tournament every year that raises hundreds

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Speaker 2: of thousands of dollars out golf t Yeah, she married, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: she's married to a pilot I think for United Airlines

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Speaker 2: a fella. Yeah, yeah, golf tournament. That's right, you know

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Speaker 2: what I asked somebody, I'm glad you brought that out

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Speaker 2: because I got crap. I got crap for this. There

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Speaker 2: was somebody I was at our CEO's big meeting where

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Speaker 2: we're honoring the top salespeople here at iHeart and I

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Speaker 2: like to go to that, you know, and give them

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Speaker 2: an add a boy or an at a girl. You know,

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Speaker 2: they did a great job. Some of them are really

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Speaker 2: kicking ass, you know, like fifty million dollars in annual sales.

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Speaker 2: Who someone's doing well. So I'm I sat next to

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Speaker 2: a guy and he said we were talking and he

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Speaker 2: said he's married and he's got two kids. Like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I didn't know that. I didn't nothing. And I said,

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Speaker 2: did you marry a man or a woman? And he's

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Speaker 2: like what He just like burst out laughing. He's like,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, wait, it's twenty twenty six. It's a legitimate question.

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Speaker 2: You marry a man or a woman. You know, it's

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Speaker 2: not nineteen. It's not Brady Bunch anymore. It's not you know,

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Speaker 2: it's not Mike trying to you know, I hide his sexuality. Mike,

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Speaker 2: mister Brady really yeah, that's why he was always calling

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Speaker 2: the boy. He he what a great actor that was.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, so it's night. It's twenty twenty six. And

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Speaker 2: I said to him, hey, uh, you veria a man

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Speaker 2: or Woman's what that's a legitimate question in twenty twenty six,

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Speaker 2: like inquisitive? Sure, you know you're trying to be you know,

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Speaker 2: you know what you know what? What's what's? And I

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Speaker 2: said that I got in trouble too with Kiki. You know,

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Speaker 2: remember Kiki worked here as as an intern and a

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Speaker 2: producer and she moved back to Sacramento or Fresno, Presnosno. Okay,

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Speaker 2: all right, oh bellyeah, joh, I got this geography, you

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Speaker 2: got it here. So I said she was getting married

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Speaker 2: and I said who are you getting married to? And

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Speaker 2: she said, I'm getting married to a guy named Brian. Like, oh,

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Speaker 2: you're marrying a guy, she said, yeah, I said, your

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Speaker 2: parents know, and she said, yeah, my parents don't. I said,

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Speaker 2: do you like hold hands and you're like affection it

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Speaker 2: in front of your parents with him? And she said yeah.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, really, it's twenty twenty six and you're still

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Speaker 2: with the man and the woman thing. I don't have

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Speaker 2: a problem. You don't have a problem with heterosexuals. I

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Speaker 2: don't have a problem with the cisgender. I just don't

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Speaker 2: like to see it out. I say, you know, it's

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Speaker 2: like it's your own home. Fine, but when I see

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Speaker 2: a guy and a girl kissing like in a booth

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Speaker 2: right and I'm trying to eat, I know, it's it's odd.

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Speaker 2: It just just come on, and what is the what

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Speaker 2: does the dad do, like say, tell my my my

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Speaker 2: daughters getting married? Oh that's great. What's what's going on

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Speaker 2: with her? She's marrying a guy?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Maybe you don't say yeah, maybe just you know, keep

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Speaker 2: it out and getting married, all right, Neil, not losing

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Speaker 2: a daughter, you're gaining one. You're gaining or gaining it. Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 2: So Neil Savandra is the host of The Fork Report,

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Speaker 2: So you're the Fork Reporter. Yeah, okay, that's kind of

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Speaker 2: It's weird because you're not the you know, Tim Conway Junior,

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Speaker 2: You're just it's the Tim conn Jus show. But for

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Speaker 2: me it ends up becoming like a tide. Actually, I

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Speaker 2: just couldn't get for fork report on Instagram. So I

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Speaker 2: used to love a thing that you used to do

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Speaker 2: on that show, and I don't think you do it anymore.

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Speaker 2: You used to, huh used to? Yeah, used to have

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Speaker 2: people sign that big fork, and they don't do that anymore.

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Speaker 2: I had a hard time sourcing them. Oh really, I

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Speaker 2: can't remember where they made of silver. No, they're a luminum,

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Speaker 2: but they're heavy. They're they were. They were very cool,

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Speaker 2: and then I couldn't find him. They got to be

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Speaker 2: very valuable. There's a lot of great signatures on. There

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Speaker 2: are some great ones and I would give. I gave

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Speaker 2: one to charity one time. And then Oscar Ramirez, my buddy,

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Speaker 2: Oscar who is now the program of the assistant program

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Speaker 2: director here. He used to produce the show, and when

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Speaker 2: he left we both got a little teary eyed. I'm

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Speaker 2: not gonna lie. I said, just pick one of them

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Speaker 2: that you want, and he picked the one with Michael Voltaggio,

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Speaker 2: who's a fantastic chef. Uh he picked the one with

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Speaker 2: his signature. You pissed, not pissed, disappointed, right, Yeah, that

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Speaker 2: he picked a valuable one. I just it's like, oh,

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Speaker 2: that's kind of the big name, but that's cool.

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Speaker 5: The one he threw away when he cleaned his office.

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Speaker 2: Out and then he left you the one with that

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Speaker 2: Garagos signature. Wow, he's a friend. I could bust his ball.

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Speaker 2: That's you know. Oh yeah, he's out of he's listening.

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Speaker 2: You know, he loves the show. Listens all the time.

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Speaker 2: That guy brought him more great food than anybody. He's

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Speaker 2: a he's a genuinely good guy. I think he moved though.

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Speaker 2: I think he's uh, he's retired, Yeah, which is it

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Speaker 2: was just to be with his family. But I'll tell

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Speaker 2: you something, and I don't know that we've ever talked

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Speaker 2: about this on the air. My producer Kayla wanted to

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Speaker 2: go see her family during Christmas one year and didn't

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Speaker 2: have the money. He overheard were saying that and bought

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Speaker 2: her plane ticket. No kidding, did that. Wow.

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Speaker 5: He's a great guy.

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Speaker 2: He's a genuinely great guy. And he if he says

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Speaker 2: for you, he means it. You talking to Mike? You

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Speaker 2: mind talking to Mike? What am I doing? What are

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Speaker 2: you talking there?

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Speaker 6: You?

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's just not you know, it's just a little off.

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Speaker 2: You guys do it weird? Now? This is not all

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Speaker 2: I remember.

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Speaker 4: This?

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Speaker 2: Why that's why I don't come in? Why do it

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Speaker 2: from home? I knew that. I know what about it

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Speaker 2: is not coming anymore?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 2: No, in the other room? I knew that. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 2: just the other room is you know, sixty miles away.

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Speaker 2: I got a quiz for it. Yeah, and handles in

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Speaker 2: the in the other studios. Okay, so it's going to

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Speaker 2: be gone. Everybody's gonna be a conway. That's going to

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Speaker 2: be it. I don't know if you heard, young man, Yes, sir,

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Speaker 2: but a lady last night left a voicemail. Let me

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Speaker 2: see if I have it here. Well, two nights ago,

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Speaker 2: a lady left a voicemail, A lady halaighty and it

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Speaker 2: was great. It was great. Yeah, and it was this

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Speaker 2: woman called How would you describe the woman that called Belle?

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Speaker 2: Which one the one that called originally that that went

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Speaker 2: after that said you should be working from home? Okay,

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Speaker 2: this is it. How would you describe this.

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Speaker 5: Woman educated eloquent.

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Speaker 2: Is that right? All right, let's play it for Neil

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Speaker 2: describing herself old, I think is how Angel snagged it

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Speaker 2: is a call okay during talkback.

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Speaker 4: Letting Bolio work from a home in Irvine full time

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Speaker 4: and maybe bumping her salary up quite a bit. I

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Speaker 4: feel like she's a positive asset to the show and

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Speaker 4: should be valued. And sometimes comfort creatures, sorry, comfort.

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Speaker 2: Cure, comfort creature.

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Speaker 4: It's a good way to take care of your most

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Speaker 4: valued employees. Think about it, ding dong.

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Speaker 5: So I don't think I found her very thought provoking.

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Speaker 2: So Angel said, I'm with you. Angel said that that

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Speaker 2: caller sounded old. Yeah, and then that caller called back,

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Speaker 2: And I'll play it for when we come back. Angels

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Speaker 2: kind of Vanessa server right whatever that means? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: how do you spell that? Then protect out then latinas yeah, man,

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Speaker 2: they're trouble LATINX melts latius. No, we're not doing that.

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Speaker 2: There's no one unless you're like part of some sort

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Speaker 2: use that with your nob he's stupid. You don't like

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Speaker 2: you say. You don't say I'm going out to lunch

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Speaker 2: with my LATINX brother and they say, oh, yeah, well

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Speaker 2: it takes the sex out of it. Yeah, but the

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Speaker 2: next time you say shirt it comes back like there's

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Speaker 2: no it is split down. All of the words are

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Speaker 2: male female for the most part. In Spanish, you're not

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Speaker 2: with my LATINX friends, not in my neighborhood. It's a

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Speaker 2: totally different thing. Okay, that's leather ball gags. And Neil's

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Speaker 2: working loose tonight, said familiar, but says on the night shift.

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Speaker 6: KFI AM six forty.

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Speaker 2: Neil sevegra joins us, and I played you the talk

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Speaker 2: back from this lady on Monday or Tuesday. I think

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Speaker 2: it's Monday, and she said this about the show on Monday,

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Speaker 2: letting work from.

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Speaker 4: A home in Irvine full time and maybe bumping her

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Speaker 4: salary up quite a bit, quite a bit. I feel

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Speaker 4: be valued.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So it goes on and on and quite a

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Speaker 2: bit is so specific. It's like, don't just bump it

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Speaker 2: up quite a bit, quite a bit, Yeah, because of

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Speaker 2: the value. Yeah. Yeah, like I like piggish, you know,

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Speaker 2: like wanting a lot more mon agreed. Yeah, so one

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Speaker 2: of the seven deadly Yeah you were raised in the church.

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Speaker 2: It's like one of the seven deadly sins. It's like,

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Speaker 2: so's like gluttony, which she might be. She sounds a

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Speaker 2: little heavy your voice, Yeah, so she she I didn't like,

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Speaker 2: doesn't pick up on anything like that called ft tongue,

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Speaker 2: like a fat tongue. You hear that, you know, like

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Speaker 2: the soft palettes kind of dragging on the tongue thrusting. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: well not so much, you know, Yeah, I didn't hear that.

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Speaker 2: So Angel said that she's a big Angel said that

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Speaker 2: women sounded old. Yeah, she I mean, I don't know

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Speaker 2: what you think is old. So she called back the

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Speaker 2: woman the night the next night. Really yeah, she said this, Oh.

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Speaker 4: This message is for Angel Martinez. I just wanted you

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Speaker 4: to know that you can traffic sandals that leisure wear

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Speaker 4: and bird and dog, your hikes, manicures martinis, why traffic

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Speaker 4: reports think about it?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but she got so angry so quickly.

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Speaker 4: This message is for Angel Martinez. I just wanted you

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Speaker 2: And then she said, you can f traffic. Angel. It

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Speaker 2: Oh I'm an angel. No, she's an angel because she

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Speaker 3: That that leisure wear and leisure wear.

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Speaker 2: You know, I guess this woman doesn't like leisure.

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Speaker 4: Wears on her.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, because she forgot the pedicures.

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Speaker 4: Okay, and dog your hikes manicures Martini?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, drink pedicure. You can hear them.

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Speaker 4: Why traffic report?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Then she goes after Hawaiian.

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Speaker 4: Hawaiian Traffic Report.

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Speaker 5: Well, we all do.

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Speaker 2: And then what what is it? Think about it? Think

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Speaker 2: about what? Think about all those insults? Oh you know what?

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Speaker 2: You know where that comes from?

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Speaker 2: Divorces? Oh maybe women that are single after long periods

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Speaker 2: They say things like, think about it, like someone's in

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Speaker 2: something wet, and then ding dong at the end, ding

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Speaker 2: Every listener is important. I'm just saying that she's right.

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Speaker 2: a Republican? I don't know. I don't know. Also wonderful, Well,

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Speaker 2: that's just to hide my tattoos. Yeah, they get they

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Speaker 2: keep getting higher. I'm looking. The next one's going on

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Speaker 2: the cheek. How many tattoos do you have? How do

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Speaker 2: you say the plane tattoos? Tattoo? I saw some tattoos

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Speaker 2: The fat lady just said that. I was watching TikTok

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Speaker 2: I mispronouncing him? Yeah, it's tattoo. That's why I said

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Speaker 5: Tattoos actually prefer the way you say it tattoos.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but is that what? I don't say that again

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Speaker 2: for a second, but put drink some water?

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Speaker 4: Who me?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, fellio?

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Speaker 5: Tattoos?

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Speaker 2: Hum? Now say ding dong ding dong ding heavy.

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Speaker 3: On the dong, Yeah, ding dong pine high pine. Hi.

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Speaker 2: You know what another clue? Yeah, that person is not

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Speaker 2: from la now, Hi, that's a that's a Rockies kind

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Speaker 3: Hi.

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Speaker 4: Hi. This message is for Angel Martinez oh Man.

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Speaker 2: Whoever that is is racist hates Mexicans obviously, I mean

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Speaker 2: got a dog. She's got beachwaar leisure, were leisurewear.

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Speaker 4: Sandals, sandals, BRD and dog that dog, your hikes manicures

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Speaker 5: Think about it, dog, think about it.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. She might be she might

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Speaker 2: don't like talking bad about listeners, but that one's I

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Speaker 2: make Mexican jokes, I can make fat jokes. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: think I think most people. What's the last group that

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Speaker 2: this can?

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Speaker 3: You know?

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Speaker 2: And then the big X goes over, tired of trying

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Speaker 2: to open cans with your thumb, Yeah, with your forehead.

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Speaker 2: The new church t one thousand people that are angry

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Speaker 2: with the simplest test. Yeah, And there's the two women

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Speaker 2: and there's a guy in the background who's exploding a

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Speaker 2: barbecue it's like this is so hard. All right, Neil Sevader, Buddy,

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Speaker 2: you are a giant stud I always appreciate you coming in.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 2: I love talking food with you.

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Speaker 6: No.

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Speaker 2: I really patiently dissected the fat lady you stand on

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Speaker 2: the segments where you talk about food. I'm here, buddy,

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Speaker 2: Actually I have a food quiz for you, studio. I

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Speaker 2: have a food quiz for you. Oh, looking forward to

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Speaker 2: it and it and maybe you guys could participates. It's

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Speaker 2: fun food trivia questions like here. Here's the first one,

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Wait, no, what we're going? What are you going? Wait

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Speaker 2: for honey? That's right, yeah, st al right. Here's the

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Speaker 2: second one. What's the most stolen food in the world?

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Speaker 2: Most stolen food? I know this one, so I can't.

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Speaker 2: Are you okay you're doing? What about you? Steph woosh?

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Speaker 2: What are you saying? No idea? Okay?

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Speaker 5: What lemons?

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Speaker 2: Lemons? Crap that grows on a tree lemons, lemons, lemons. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: just there's there's something bugging me. Lemons.

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Speaker 4: Think about it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, think about your own voice, think about it?

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Speaker 2: All right, it's not lemons. They grow on trees.

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Speaker 5: You don't have a rude about it. Just give you

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Speaker 2: I mean, if I said, what's the most stolen liquid?

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Speaker 5: Water still lemons off of people's trees all the time?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay about it?

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Speaker 5: Wait, think about it?

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Speaker 2: Oh that was the does sound close?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 2: We gotta to take a break.

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Speaker 6: You're listening to Tim conwaytun You're on demand from kf

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Speaker 6: I am six forty.

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Speaker 2: Neil Savedra joins us. He is the Fork reporter and

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Speaker 2: host of The Fork Report from two to five pm

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Speaker 2: every single Yes, sir, and I get to see every Saturday.

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Speaker 3: Now. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I like to call it the gold Crest warm Up Show. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: basically get the crowd. Can you change it from Fork

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Speaker 2: Report to the Gold Crest warm Up Show? So weird?

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Speaker 2: We're in the talks, is that right? Okay? All right?

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Speaker 2: I wanted to give you a quiz. You ready for

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Speaker 2: a quiz? I'll do you guys can all jump in

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Speaker 2: on it too. You don't have to, you know, act

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Speaker 2: like mutes round here. You can't use that term mute

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Speaker 2: hard of speaking. Yeah, you can use use mute, right,

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Speaker 2: Mute's fine. I think deaf and dumb is frowned upon.

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Speaker 2: At this point, you can't call a guy dumb, well,

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Speaker 2: not in that sense. Oh not in that sense. It's

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Speaker 2: best just to refer to him as ronner, ladies and gentlemen, everybody.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's get into it. What food is the

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Speaker 2: shout out an answer, Xenix. Xenix is right, No, it's

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Speaker 2: not right. It's a food. Anybody, I don't Neil knows

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Speaker 2: the answer, so he's he's playing. I just feel like,

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Speaker 2: you know, hang man on his phone. Pizza pizza, So

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Speaker 2: people are stealing pizzas. Yeah, a pizza inkstone, I don't.

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Speaker 5: I don't think I ever have.

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 5: How about grapes?

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Speaker 2: Grapes? No, I get where she's going though, Like people,

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Speaker 2: they taste, they're doing a little at.

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Speaker 5: The market, eat them while they're shopping.

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Speaker 2: All right, that's lame, that's not it.

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Speaker 3: You are so rude.

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Speaker 5: Now we know bello grazes, she goes to them.

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Speaker 4: Think about it.

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Speaker 2: I actually like she needs a raise quite a bit.

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Speaker 2: All right. It's cheese a what do you call it? Butcher?

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Speaker 2: Is it called a manger? Yeah, cheesemonger, fishmonger, cheesemonger for wine.

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Speaker 2: But you know the cheesemongers when they have the big

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Speaker 2: when there's something near their feet that really stinks and

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Speaker 2: gives it lays it on you. Yeah, Camembert? Is that

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Speaker 2: the stinkiest cheese? That stinky French cheese? Would you eat it?

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Speaker 2: Even French people think it stinks really? Oh wow, that's ridiculous,

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Speaker 2: think about it? Yeah, that is that's wild. The French

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Speaker 2: don't like the smell. The French bear camera beer is

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Speaker 2: a foot cheese. Man, that's a pretty stinky cheese. Have

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Speaker 2: you ever had it? Caber?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: And you eat it? It tasted? You know, I wasn't.

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Speaker 2: There's not enough cracker to cammbert. Ratio. Okay, here's another one.

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Speaker 2: What is the fear of vegetables called latchin no lecha know?

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Speaker 2: A phobia? Probably mispronounced that, all right? What popular seafood

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Speaker 2: in can change its gender? No, that is wrong. Lobster,

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Speaker 4: Think about it.

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Speaker 2: We're getting clothes. It's oysters, oysters, is right. I was

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Speaker 2: They can they can get pregnant. What can uh? Without

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Speaker 2: a they can get their self pregnant? Wait, you don't

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Speaker 2: don't that that's never had we had to because I

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Speaker 2: can't do that. No, you can't do that. So oysters

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Speaker 2: can change their their gender? How can you tell? Although

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Speaker 2: do it before three months? You can? Uh, you can

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Speaker 2: feel the penis when you eat it. Okay, there it

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Speaker 2: goes again, another one. We're down to nothing. It's fun

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Speaker 2: at the night time. Great, it's also gonna be fun

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Speaker 2: at home typing up my resume. Yeah, think about it.

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Speaker 2: All true or false? Nutmeg is a hallucinogen. Yes's true.

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Speaker 2: It's also poison at a certain that's right. Hey, but

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Speaker 2: by the way, bay leaves. My my wife told me

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Speaker 2: that true that? I don't know. She said take them

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Speaker 2: bay leaf could kill you, it's the substance in it.

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Speaker 2: Why why would it kill you? Is that an old

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Speaker 2: wives tale?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying what anything has leached in it

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Speaker 2: has leached into it.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 2: No, it's basically it's because it's a choking hazard.

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Speaker 5: Yes, exactly.

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Speaker 2: Oh well that's no way. It says. Bay leaves are

437
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Speaker 2: not poisonous and they will not kill you if ingested.

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Speaker 2: They are, however, a choking hazard. What it just said? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I know, I know, I'm reading it. Well, that shows

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Speaker 2: the chunk of meat. I'm I'm supporting you, Steph. I

441
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Speaker 2: was going to turn around and say, Steph, fushe nailed it.

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Speaker 2: And but yet he uh you know, he raised his

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Speaker 2: fed up arm and started fisting and giving me the

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Speaker 2: Dutch what it's Yeah, he did, he was doing that.

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Speaker 2: He was dumps tonight. Yeah. Okay, here's another one. What

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Speaker 2: is this? What is this comment in reference to let's

447
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Speaker 2: see if Neil Savandra knows this. Okay, Neil Sandra, what

448
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Speaker 2: is I'm gonna play you a sound effect and you

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Speaker 2: tell me what this comment is in reference to? Okay,

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Speaker 2: you ready, okay, all right, here we go. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: play it. And and there's a specific answer for this,

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Speaker 2: and and you have to tell me what this person meant.

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Speaker 3: That good dump couldn't have come at a better time.

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Speaker 2: What's the reference.

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Speaker 3: That good dump couldn't have come at a better time?

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Speaker 2: Would that be?

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Speaker 4: What is uh?

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Speaker 2: What is an easy cake to make? Think about it?

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Speaker 2: A dump cake?

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Speaker 5: Think about it?

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Speaker 2: What is this in reference though.

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Speaker 3: That good dump couldn't have come at a better time?

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Speaker 2: About? Okay, it's it's Rob McMillan up at Big Bear

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Speaker 2: talking about snow.

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Speaker 3: That good dump couldn't have come at a better times?

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Speaker 2: Dumping its dumping. Man, they're doing dothy. It's dumping up

467
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Speaker 2: there and they're doing well. I was hoping it wasn't food.

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Speaker 2: All right, you stay one more segment, happy, We're gonna

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Speaker 2: we'll continue the food quiz.

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Speaker 5: Well, come back, what do you uh think about it?

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Speaker 5: Think about it?

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Speaker 4: Think about it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a fat woman clinically obese.

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Speaker 4: You think about it.

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Speaker 2: It does sound like the woman's hair has been teased.

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Speaker 2: He just that's somebody lives alone, I mean, save for

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Speaker 2: the cats.

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Speaker 5: Really think about it.

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Speaker 2: No, hear that or has a very like a husband.

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Speaker 2: That's the voice of someone you win. Does that sound

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Speaker 2: like a straight woman?

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Speaker 4: Think about it.

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Speaker 2: It's hard to tell her it's a woman. Yeah, if

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Speaker 2: she didn't leave lead with that, think about it. It is.

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Speaker 2: But I like when at the end she gets into

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Speaker 2: the show ing, Yeah, she knows how to use it.

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Speaker 3: F ing on.

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Speaker 6: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on Demyan from KFI

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Speaker 6: AM six forty.

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Speaker 2: Neil Savedra is in the house. How long you've been

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Speaker 2: at kfive? Uh since nine April of ninety four. I think, wow,

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Speaker 2: is that right? Something like that right after the earthquake. Yes,

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Speaker 2: I came because of the earthquake. Really, I was doing

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Speaker 2: radio before that. I was doing Christian radio, answering questions

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Speaker 2: for folks. I know it sounds different, think about it,

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Speaker 2: Heavenly Father, But then I've always listened to KFI since

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Speaker 2: I was young, And so I wrote a letter and

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Speaker 2: just said I'd love to just intern really yeah, and

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Speaker 2: I just I just wanted to be around. I heard

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Speaker 2: Bill handle because of the earthquake, because of the earthquake. Wow,

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Speaker 2: he came on early about it was probably a quarter

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Speaker 2: till five back in those days when he used to

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Speaker 2: do the five o'clock hour, and I'm like, that's where

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Speaker 2: I want, That's where I want to be. And he

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Speaker 2: was on all the f M stations too. Maybe not

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Speaker 2: during the earthquake, maybe there was during nine to eleven.

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Speaker 2: That was nine to eleven. I think they put him on.

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Speaker 2: He was on for Rush because Rush couldn't land. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: he's playing didn't have the ability to land, and the

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Speaker 2: closest place he was that he could land was the

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Speaker 2: only place on the planet that didn't have a at

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Speaker 2: that time, clear channel radio station. Do you know there

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Speaker 2: were fifty four NHL players currently playing today that were

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Speaker 2: born after nine to eleven. Oh that's nuts. Is that nice?

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Speaker 2: I mean, all of it, it's all of It's crazy.

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Speaker 2: When you think about what is it. Someone said if

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Speaker 2: Back to the Future came out now, I think about

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Speaker 2: it came out in the eighties, So it was what

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00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 2: thirty years before or something? Think about it. Think about it,

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00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 2: Think about so, what's thirty years prior? To now the nineties, right,

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Speaker 2: ninety six? Wow? Yeah, go back in the future to

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Speaker 2: ninety six. Think about it.

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Speaker 3: That is him.

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Speaker 2: I'm totally thinking it's crazy. All right, let's get back

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Speaker 2: to our food quiz. All right, Tru or fa, we

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Speaker 2: already answered that one. Here's another one. What is the

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Speaker 2: only fruit that had? Is it seeds on the outside strawberry?

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Speaker 2: That's correct, Neil Sevadron, you are a winner. What is

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Speaker 2: the first food? What was the first food eaten in

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Speaker 2: outer space? By John Glenn? Anybody? Oh, anybody? Think about it?

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Speaker 4: Think about it.

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Speaker 2: Tang tang is wrong. I don't think tang has ever

533
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Speaker 2: been in space. Patty Patty Buke. But tell me something

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Speaker 2: I don't know, or at least no beef jerky is wrong.

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Speaker 2: Chocolate chip cookie. Chocolate chip cookie is wrong. He used

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Speaker 2: to know that. I'm kind of channel rod pile right now.

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Speaker 2: It's a it's a fruit that's mashed up like banana.

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Speaker 1: Wrong.

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Speaker 4: Think about it?

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Speaker 2: A fruit that apple sauce. Yes, that's right. Ronna Ronner

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Speaker 2: thought about it. Mark. That is great. All right. What

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Speaker 2: are you doing for Easter? You have a big meal

543
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Speaker 2: planned Easter? Is the ham the big meat for I?

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Speaker 2: Love ham on Easter. But we're not doing dinner. We're

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Speaker 2: doing a brunch. So uh, it's on me. I haven't

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Speaker 2: really went together the menu yet. Wait a minute, I'm

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Speaker 2: doing the brunch, but I haven't really put to I

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Speaker 2: thought you were going to a brunch. No, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: cook for my family. How many will show up at

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Speaker 2: your mom's house. Oh, it'll be a smaller group. It's

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Speaker 2: not the whole group this year. Really, Yeah, and it

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Speaker 2: will be out Can I say where she lives?

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Speaker 1: The area?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've said it before. She's out in Newberry Parker.

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Speaker 2: That's a beautiful part of southern California. I was really,

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Speaker 2: I've said it before. My dad didn't want to raise

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Speaker 2: us as poor Mexicans, so he moved us out there

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Speaker 2: and raised his poor white kids. God bless him. That's

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Speaker 2: a beautiful I mean, that is this fantastic area to

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Speaker 2: raise kids. I you probably have your stability because of

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Speaker 2: the area grew up in, no doubt. And when I

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Speaker 2: go out there now and I go to her house

563
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Speaker 2: and we visit and spend time, the view she has.

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Speaker 2: I mean, we were broke. Don't get me wrong, we

565
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Speaker 2: were broke. But I used to say we were poor,

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Speaker 2: and we weren't poor because we had a great view.

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Speaker 2: We were just broke. We didn't have money. But they

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Speaker 2: got a lovely house in a lovely area. And are

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Speaker 2: you near the Presidential Museum. No, No, that's in Seemi Valley.

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Speaker 2: I know, but it's not far. Yeah for the twenty

571
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Speaker 2: three in the one eighteen, but yeah, maybe twenty minutes.

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Speaker 2: But they really when I go out there, I still

573
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Speaker 2: get that the air is clean, beautiful, and people obey

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Speaker 2: traffic laws and it just I and people a flag

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Speaker 2: and they drive slow regardless of their you know, political beliefs.

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Speaker 2: They fly. They're all flying their flag. That's right. It's

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Speaker 2: nothing wrong with that, Neil, No, I love it. It's

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Speaker 2: everywhere about it. Yeah, I do think about it all

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Speaker 2: the time, Fatty. I saw a I was listening to

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Speaker 2: Howard Stearn Whine. I've told the story in the air

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Speaker 2: billion times and a career criminal was on it out

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Speaker 2: of prison for thirty years, and he said, the one rule,

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Speaker 2: unwritten rule that criminals have, if there's an American flag

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Speaker 2: flying on the outside, there's a gun on the inside,

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Speaker 2: Actually fly a flag that says there's a gun on

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Speaker 2: the inside. I don't want it any guess work you're

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Speaker 2: working on some cool stickers, are you gonna pursue?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So I've been working on some signs, just getting

590
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Speaker 2: creative again, and I do a bunch of parody. They

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Speaker 2: look like eighty T signs. Yeah they do. They look great.

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Speaker 2: And there's one that says, uh secured by poverty. It's

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Speaker 2: like eight poor. It's like just you know, I think

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Speaker 2: it's a courtesy to let let those that are gonna

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Speaker 2: steal from you know, there's nothing in here, right, you're

596
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Speaker 2: gonna break in, You're gonna break stuff. There's not gonna

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Speaker 2: be anything, and there's chances you're gonna get caught right

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Speaker 2: and get killed. Yeah. My neighbor, however, looks like he's

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Speaker 2: got some crazy stuff. That's the next one I'm gonna,

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Speaker 2: you know, with an error. My my neighbor's rich. That's classic.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 2: They they do look at the car outside and and

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Speaker 2: and can tell how much dough is on the inside.

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Speaker 2: You know, we don't. We don't live that way. That's

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Speaker 2: why I don't. That's why we park our. You know.

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Speaker 2: Twenty twenty oh six Lincoln Navigator out there with the

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Speaker 2: shocks that are shot people say, don't let your car

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Speaker 2: get dirty. They're going to when you go out of town,

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Speaker 2: wash it before you leave because they're going to see

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Speaker 2: the dirt. I'm like brother my Carlos. Every single day

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Speaker 2: think about it unless it rains. I do think about

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Speaker 2: it all the time. All right, Neil Sadra any what

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Speaker 2: anybody on tomorrow? Special? Uh No, I don't know that

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Speaker 2: we have any guests tomorrow. There's a lot of stuff

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Speaker 2: I want to go through, techniques, It's grilling time and

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Speaker 2: all that stuff. There's a lot going on. Here's a

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Speaker 2: real neat lady. You and I both had on. Is

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Speaker 2: that Vega? That that Catherine? Go ahead, Kate, Chris, Kristen, Christina, Christina.

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Speaker 2: There you go, Christina Vega. Yeah, no, she she's up

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Speaker 2: to from color back. Yeah. A smart, smart lady. I

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Speaker 2: think about her name.

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Speaker 5: I think about it.

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Speaker 2: I'm the same you get these you know what I do.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you something. If it's like Stephen or Stephan

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Speaker 2: and you can't just go call them the foosh, that's

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00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:17,359
Speaker 2: right when you can't think about give them exactly right. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: all right, buddy, thanks for coming in, man. I'll see

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Speaker 2: you tomorrow. Yeah, I sure will. All right thing, Dong

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Speaker 2: with you opening up for the Crush Report. That's right,

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Speaker 2: all right, think about it a right Live Am six

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Speaker 2: ding Dong, This is KFI.

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