1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,720 Speaker 1: This is a podcast from WOR Back now to the 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:07,240 Speaker 1: wr Saturday Morning show wit Larry Minty. 3 00:00:08,119 --> 00:00:11,799 Speaker 2: A movie called The Bride is in theaters this weekend. 4 00:00:12,039 --> 00:00:16,400 Speaker 2: It's a horror romance with a great cast. So is 5 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:21,240 Speaker 2: it any good? Here's WOR Movie Minute host Joe Numeier. 6 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:23,079 Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. When I first heard there was 7 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:25,919 Speaker 2: a romance comedy coming out, I kind of rolled my eyes. 8 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:28,400 Speaker 2: And it's called The Bride and made me roll my 9 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:30,720 Speaker 2: eyes even a little bit more. But when I look 10 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:34,200 Speaker 2: at the cast of this, it's like an all star cast. 11 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:35,240 Speaker 2: Is it any good? 12 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:39,520 Speaker 1: It's not good at all, Larry. In fact, this movie 13 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:42,760 Speaker 1: is atrocious and it's getting really terrible. Yeah, it's getting 14 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:44,800 Speaker 1: really terrible reviews. We'll kind of get into the into 15 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:46,279 Speaker 1: the whys of it for a second, but I think 16 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:48,519 Speaker 1: it is. It's getting a lot of zero reviews. I 17 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:50,920 Speaker 1: know Johnny over the Post gave it a zero star. 18 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,680 Speaker 1: I'm getting it one star. I hold my zero stars 19 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,400 Speaker 1: for I mean, look, Screen seven made a lot of 20 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:57,520 Speaker 1: money last week, but I didn't like it. It's sort 21 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:01,480 Speaker 1: of this big, corporate, soulless thing. This movie at least tries. 22 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:04,600 Speaker 1: It's taking a big swing to try and be a 23 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,160 Speaker 1: lot of things. It's trying to be, yeah, like a 24 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:08,319 Speaker 1: horror romance. It's also trying to be a little bit 25 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:12,679 Speaker 1: of like a horror social commentary, a genre riff. It 26 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:15,480 Speaker 1: kind of combines things. It's maybe even a horror gangster flick, 27 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:18,600 Speaker 1: if that's what you're looking for. So it's it's a remake, 28 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:21,160 Speaker 1: as it were, of the Bride of Frankenstein, but it's 29 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:25,120 Speaker 1: set in the nineteen thirties Chicago area, and in this 30 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,759 Speaker 1: instance the bride is played by Jesse Buckley. He's probably 31 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:31,280 Speaker 1: gonna win an oscar next week for Hamnet. So she 32 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:36,399 Speaker 1: plays a woman a gangster's mall's who's killed. And then 33 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,520 Speaker 1: the Frankenstein monster shows up, which is always a problem, 34 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:44,679 Speaker 1: and looking looking for a bride, of course, and he 35 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,640 Speaker 1: goes to a mad scientist. They dig up this gangsters 36 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:51,120 Speaker 1: girl who has now is sort of become like, you know, 37 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:54,960 Speaker 1: she's she's feisty, and she's feminist, and she's you know, 38 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:58,840 Speaker 1: she's not necessarily you know, the quiet one at the table, 39 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:00,960 Speaker 1: and she and the frank and Stein monster who's been 40 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:03,400 Speaker 1: wandering around for one hundred years, go on a crime spree. 41 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,560 Speaker 1: Then it becomes a little like Bonnie and Clyde in 42 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,960 Speaker 1: case anybody wanted that. And so then they go on 43 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:10,919 Speaker 1: like a Money and Clyde crime spree. Uh, they sort 44 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:13,400 Speaker 1: of become folk heroes. They make their way to New York. 45 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:16,560 Speaker 1: They're being followed by, you know, some detective. So it's 46 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:18,480 Speaker 1: sort of like a little like a film noir, like 47 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:21,399 Speaker 1: a detective story. But it none of it works. There's 48 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:24,280 Speaker 1: even a dance number in here that that is put 49 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:28,280 Speaker 1: putting on the writs of all things from Young Frankenstein. Right, 50 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:31,320 Speaker 1: how dare they? How dare they insult Young Frankenstein? Take 51 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 1: Young Frankenstein out of your mouth? Uh? That they that. 52 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,720 Speaker 1: So it goes for all these different tones and all 53 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:39,880 Speaker 1: these different things, and it really fails on a lot 54 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:42,360 Speaker 1: of different fronts. The only thing that that sort of works, 55 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:44,440 Speaker 1: and this is why I'm giving it one star, is 56 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:47,280 Speaker 1: Jesse Buckley's performance, I think is really out there and 57 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:51,120 Speaker 1: nutsy and sort of wacky. And Christian Bale plays the 58 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:54,600 Speaker 1: Frankenstein Monster, and unfortunately his makeup looks a little like 59 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:56,840 Speaker 1: Herman Monster, so it doesn't really you know, you're kind 60 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:59,560 Speaker 1: of looking at him like, you know, really, we're still 61 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 1: doing this. But unlike the Frankenstein movie that came out 62 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,720 Speaker 1: last Fall, which is great, the Germo del Toro film 63 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:08,919 Speaker 1: that's nominated for some Oscars. So it's got a good 64 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:12,040 Speaker 1: cat and Peter Star's guards and their Penelope cruise, you know, 65 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:14,880 Speaker 1: and at Benning is the mad scientist. But none of 66 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 1: it really works. But Bail and Buckley, you know, give 67 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:19,679 Speaker 1: it their all, and they have some powerful energy in there. 68 00:03:19,919 --> 00:03:22,080 Speaker 1: But man, like you're watching this and you're just sort 69 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:24,760 Speaker 1: of like your mouth is sort of hanging open, and 70 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:27,120 Speaker 1: and you're sort of stunned, and like the Frankenstein Monster, 71 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,400 Speaker 1: you're sort of wondering, are parts of my brain falling 72 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:33,680 Speaker 1: out of my head? Because this is really that awful 73 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:36,840 Speaker 1: of a thing. But it's trying. It's trying for something. 74 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 1: It's got some messages to it. Like I said, but 75 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:43,280 Speaker 1: and and but one Star. I mean, it's really it's 76 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:44,880 Speaker 1: I think it's gonna go down as probably a lot 77 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,800 Speaker 1: of people's one of their worst of the year, and 78 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:49,560 Speaker 1: and it deservedly. So let me go through this cast. 79 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,640 Speaker 2: This has got a cost of fortune. You've already hit 80 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:54,120 Speaker 2: a couple of them, you said, Jesse Buckley, Christian Bale, 81 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:58,680 Speaker 2: Jake gillen Halls in it, Peter's stars Guard Julian Huff, 82 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:01,560 Speaker 2: Penelope Cruise a net setting. 83 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:06,240 Speaker 1: Yeah it's sunning, right, and Jake Jillenhall, by the way, 84 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:09,440 Speaker 1: Jajon Lopeza, he plays a nineteen thirties sort of Hollywood 85 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:13,120 Speaker 1: star that the that the that the monsters are or 86 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,600 Speaker 1: the Frankenzeim monster is sort of you know, obsessed with 87 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,840 Speaker 1: kind of wants to be like so it's sort of like, 88 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:19,920 Speaker 1: oh great, yeah that really that really fits in here. 89 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:23,240 Speaker 1: Really well. It's it's trying all these different things, and 90 00:04:23,279 --> 00:04:25,719 Speaker 1: it's trying. Nothing sticks on the wall. All the brains 91 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:28,160 Speaker 1: are on the wall, but nothing really sticks. And it 92 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,600 Speaker 1: it reminds me, though, I will say, you know, I mean, 93 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:33,520 Speaker 1: it's it's trying for something and and so you have 94 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:34,640 Speaker 1: to give it a little bit of that. And it 95 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,560 Speaker 1: reminds me a little bit of like Poor Things from 96 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:39,560 Speaker 1: a couple of years ago, which got Emma Stone Best Actress, 97 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,479 Speaker 1: Oscar actually, which is sort of a little bit of 98 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:43,479 Speaker 1: the same idea. It's about a you know, a woman 99 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 1: who's kind of brought back to life by a by 100 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:48,480 Speaker 1: a mad scientist. And but it's really hard to make 101 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:50,800 Speaker 1: this kind of thing work when you when you mix 102 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,360 Speaker 1: in this horror genre with something that's trying to have 103 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:57,120 Speaker 1: some some social commentary, and it it works a little bit. 104 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:59,080 Speaker 1: Sinners is a little bit like that, you know, which 105 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,680 Speaker 1: could win some Oscar next week. So Sinners has got that. 106 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,919 Speaker 1: It's a vampire movie, but it's also got something to 107 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:06,680 Speaker 1: say and the substance was a little like that a 108 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:10,120 Speaker 1: couple of years ago, remember the Demi Moore film. Has 109 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:13,799 Speaker 1: got that and get Out and even things like American Psycho, 110 00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:17,359 Speaker 1: which also is a great Christian Bale performance. That's a 111 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 1: really scary, creepy, freaky movie, but it worked. And so 112 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:22,800 Speaker 1: you've got to really know what to do with a 113 00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:25,080 Speaker 1: lot of people like Jennifer's Body. I don't really like it, 114 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,919 Speaker 1: but that's got a you know that. I know a 115 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:28,919 Speaker 1: lot of millennials really kind of grooved on that and 116 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:30,719 Speaker 1: they thought it was cool. I always think of a 117 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:33,359 Speaker 1: movie called They Live from the from the nineteen eighties 118 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:36,760 Speaker 1: that John Carpenter did with Roddy Rodney Piper about people 119 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,600 Speaker 1: who have to put on glasses. You can see that 120 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:42,080 Speaker 1: the ruling classes are all a bunch of aliens. So 121 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:43,960 Speaker 1: you've got to really kind of taint. You got to 122 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,920 Speaker 1: really find the right tone with these things and all 123 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,279 Speaker 1: these movies that I just mentioned. 124 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:50,120 Speaker 2: Let me ask you something. Let me ask you something 125 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,640 Speaker 2: for a second. Is this so bad with a great 126 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:54,920 Speaker 2: cast that it could be a cult classic? 127 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:57,760 Speaker 1: Well that that's a really good question, because I think 128 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,080 Speaker 1: it could be. That's a very good question. I think 129 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:02,880 Speaker 1: that it's got enough over the topness that I think 130 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:04,800 Speaker 1: if people sort of go to it, it's like it's 131 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,080 Speaker 1: like when you go to like, you know, you see 132 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,520 Speaker 1: you know, even though it's bad movies from the eighties, 133 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,600 Speaker 1: things like you know, Conan the Barbarian or something, or 134 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:13,400 Speaker 1: Flash Gordon, the reason you go to keep seeing them, 135 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:15,400 Speaker 1: or if they show up on cable and you watch 136 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:18,000 Speaker 1: them is because they're nutsy. And that's what this is. 137 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:20,400 Speaker 1: This is a very nutsy movie. So it could be 138 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:22,920 Speaker 1: the kind of thing if midnight movies were still around, 139 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,800 Speaker 1: or people just kind of keep going to see them 140 00:06:25,839 --> 00:06:27,599 Speaker 1: for the for the sake of it. It could be 141 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:30,320 Speaker 1: a cult hit, yeah, or a cult favorite. Let's not 142 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:32,919 Speaker 1: use the word hit favorite. Yeah. 143 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,520 Speaker 2: When Rocky Horror Picture Show was first out right, did 144 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:36,520 Speaker 2: it get good reviews? 145 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,600 Speaker 1: No? No, it was crashed. It was Crashing seventy five 146 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:41,400 Speaker 1: when it came out. It only took me. It took 147 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:44,320 Speaker 1: midnight movies in the college circuit for that movie to 148 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,760 Speaker 1: become the thing that it became, which was like you know, 149 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:49,720 Speaker 1: And it also took obviously the audience participation of people 150 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:53,159 Speaker 1: showing up with toast and with rice and saying the 151 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:55,600 Speaker 1: lines back and everything like that, which could be the 152 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:59,159 Speaker 1: case here. I mean the makeup on the on Jesse 153 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:01,159 Speaker 1: Buckley as the bride. She's got this kind of black 154 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,360 Speaker 1: thing on her face. I could actually see, yeah, in 155 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,840 Speaker 1: about a year or so from now, people going with 156 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:07,680 Speaker 1: this kind of costume and kind of getting up to 157 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:10,520 Speaker 1: do the putting on the ritz dance or something. Something. 158 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:13,720 Speaker 2: I had to attract all of these actors to this film. 159 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:16,200 Speaker 2: I'm not sure what it could be. The money, I 160 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,720 Speaker 2: mean that could they just paid them a lot of money. 161 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:21,600 Speaker 1: Yeah. And the director, Maggie Gillip Hall, she's a smart, 162 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:23,720 Speaker 1: cool filmmaker. She knows kind of she had her last 163 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:25,720 Speaker 1: film is called The Lost Daughter, and she's an actress 164 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:28,000 Speaker 1: and so people kind of trusted her, I think, and 165 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,760 Speaker 1: she was taking a big swing. I think they wanted 166 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:32,240 Speaker 1: to try something different and see what was going on, 167 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:34,560 Speaker 1: but it just I think everything just didn't like like 168 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:37,680 Speaker 1: a Frankenstein monster patch together. It didn't. It just it's 169 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:40,680 Speaker 1: stumbling down down the aisle and it doesn't really work 170 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:41,080 Speaker 1: at all. 171 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,040 Speaker 2: I love one of the movies Bad just to hear 172 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:44,040 Speaker 2: you go off on it. 173 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:44,960 Speaker 1: That was fun. 174 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,200 Speaker 2: Wo R movie made her host Joe Numeier. 175 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:51,320 Speaker 1: This has been a podcast from wo R