Speaker 1: It sounds good right now. Nachos with pulled pork. That
Speaker 1: sounds really good right now. A little kso over here. No,
Speaker 1: you don't need keeso. It should be on and already
Speaker 1: some sour cream over here, low watch and salsa and
Speaker 1: you don't want it wet? Do you like nachos when
Speaker 1: they're wet you pick them up and they're limpy? No,
Speaker 1: because then the chip is like soggy. Yeah, chip.
Speaker 2: It is National Nacho Day today, so today is the day.
Speaker 1: That's probably why it was on my mind. Yeah, probably,
Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna have nachos right now. I can't
Speaker 1: help you. But I can't help you with one thousand
Speaker 1: dollars one thousand dollars by a lot of nachos. How
Speaker 1: do you get this thousand dollars? You open up your Safari,
Speaker 1: You open up your uh, what's the Google you're doing?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right? Or or Netscape or netscape your Netscape, and then
Speaker 1: you go to KDWB dot com. Boom, a little boxing
Speaker 1: to pop up, and it'll say what's the keyword or
Speaker 1: words to that effect? You will type in the word trip.
Speaker 1: Why the word trip? Because you're going to get a
Speaker 1: chance at one thousand dollars and also a trip to
Speaker 1: New York City for their jingle ball. The New York
Speaker 1: City Big Apple jingle Ball going to be a huge one.
Speaker 1: We will get you out there, but you got to
Speaker 1: play the game. The keyword is trip, So open up netscape.
Speaker 1: Thank you Bailey for getting that joke. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Open it up and then type in katiewba dot com
Speaker 1: the keyword is trip. Coming up on the Dave Ryan
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show, another Sabrina Carpenter keyword and Jenny's
Speaker 1: been poking around. You've been on reddit again.
Speaker 2: I have been on Reddit.
Speaker 4: I think everyone went through some kind of weird phrase
Speaker 4: a phase as a child. I think mine was basically
Speaker 4: the emo heavy eyeliners side swept bangs. And so we're
Speaker 4: going to talk about some hilarious phases of other people
Speaker 4: went through as kids.
Speaker 1: What phase did you go through? We'll talk about it
Speaker 1: next Taste on our iHeartRadio app. Hey go do that.
Speaker 1: Yesterday we had you say it like a pirate, right,
Speaker 1: Maybe the keyword is taste. And the reason we do
Speaker 1: that is because we need to get your attention, because
Speaker 1: you hear this keyword thing all day long and it
Speaker 1: might lose its meaning. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: They say it like today like a muppet, like, how.
Speaker 1: Would that sound?
Speaker 2: The keyword airs taste whatever. I don't know, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's just like Fozzy Bear.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: The keyword is taste. Walk a walk a walk.
Speaker 1: Okay, not bad? Not all right?
Speaker 5: You put it on the spot, you do, Miss Piggy
Speaker 5: is the keyword peaste.
Speaker 1: All right? So whatever. We're just trying to get your
Speaker 1: attention because you hear this keyword thing all day, and
Speaker 1: I don't want you to lose sight of how freaking
Speaker 1: cool it is just by entering this keyword on the
Speaker 1: iHeart radio app on that talkback feature. So whether you
Speaker 1: say it like a muppet or whether you say it
Speaker 1: like a pirate, you can say it like you. I
Speaker 1: don't care. I just want you to win. Good life.
Speaker 1: Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 4: We're gonna talk about cringe worthy phases that people went
Speaker 4: through when they were much younger. I'm going to start
Speaker 4: off with this one because it's hilarious. They said I
Speaker 4: started a wrap crew based on We Need the Pooh.
Speaker 4: I was Pooh Daddy, my friend was the Notorious t Ig,
Speaker 4: and another friend was Big Oh.
Speaker 2: We were writing a song called honey rhymes.
Speaker 4: With money and the name of the group Pooh Tang Clan.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's awesome.
Speaker 4: Somebody else said, I wore a cat collar to school
Speaker 4: with a bell on it because I thought it was cool.
Speaker 3: That's the kids nowadays, because I do see many of
Speaker 3: youths in my day as a speech coach, but tails
Speaker 3: people ringing tales to school, like middle schoolers where the
Speaker 3: tales and as because they're no, they're quirking different.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, you're gonna look back on that and
Speaker 2: regret it.
Speaker 1: Well, I think sometimes when you're a kid like that,
Speaker 1: you want to be quirky and you don't realize that
Speaker 1: you just look stupid and different.
Speaker 4: Middle school, this person said, I had a fedora that
Speaker 4: I would wear to school, along with a fur waistcoat
Speaker 4: that I stole from my mom. There was also a
Speaker 4: phase where I decided I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Let anyone see me blink. I didn't just stare at
Speaker 2: people like I.
Speaker 4: Would just stare at people because I thought it made
Speaker 4: me look quote different. And I wasn't like other girls
Speaker 4: because I didn't have to blame.
Speaker 2: So this is a girl. You might have thought it
Speaker 2: the beginning it was a guy. It wasn't it was
Speaker 2: a girl.
Speaker 1: Didn't every school have a fedora guy?
Speaker 2: My friend guy? Someone else said, I thought I was
Speaker 2: a werewolf. In ninth grade.
Speaker 4: I recruited dozens of students into my quote pack, and
Speaker 4: even managed to rope a counselor into it, which wound
Speaker 4: up in getting her fired because she helped post magic
Speaker 4: rituals with us instead of counseling.
Speaker 2: Oh, this one's great.
Speaker 4: I feel like I could have done this as my
Speaker 4: emo self, But I said, I used to want to
Speaker 4: sound like a cool, edgy emo writer, so I would
Speaker 4: narrate out loud the things that were happening to me.
Speaker 4: For instance, we were at a family event and we
Speaker 4: were roasting some and I was like fire, slowly burning,
Speaker 4: destroying and turning everything black.
Speaker 2: Wow, I just neared this.
Speaker 4: I think everyone had an item that you wore very frequently.
Speaker 2: I had a bucket hat that.
Speaker 4: Had Winnie the Pooh on it that I got when
Speaker 4: I went to Disney when I was young. I wore
Speaker 4: that for like every day of my life, for probably
Speaker 4: three months.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this person said.
Speaker 4: From first grade until my freshman year of high school,
Speaker 4: I wore a hot dog shirt every day to.
Speaker 1: School good bit, hopefully not the same one.
Speaker 4: I still have around thirty to forty hot dog shirt.
Speaker 4: I don't wear them anymore, but that's hilarious.
Speaker 5: I prefer the same shirt every day because why does
Speaker 5: one own more than one hot dog shirt?
Speaker 2: For the bit, that's hilarious.
Speaker 3: I love that I was the tie girl in middle school,
Speaker 3: at least for one grade where I.
Speaker 2: Had multiple neckties.
Speaker 3: So I taught myself how to tie his high and
Speaker 3: I would come to school wearing like a tiny, like
Speaker 3: little T shirt that was tight, big baggy pants and
Speaker 3: a tie because I wanted to be like Avril Levigne
Speaker 3: kind of, but also just to be appear quirky and different.
Speaker 2: So that's when I started dressing stupid.
Speaker 4: That's when we learn new facts about Bailey from her childhood.
Speaker 4: I feel like it gives us even more insight to
Speaker 4: who she is today. But none of it's surprising, No,
Speaker 4: it's but it is to an extent though Ty girl,
Speaker 4: next Tiger.
Speaker 1: I can being the next TI girl. Yeah, look at me,
Speaker 1: I'm so quirky. I'm so different.
Speaker 3: Now boys show up to the speech tournament and they're like,
Speaker 3: I don't know how to tie tie and I'm like,
Speaker 3: stand back to me, all right, just a couple more here.
Speaker 3: These are phases people went through. Somebody said, I spoke
Speaker 3: in a British accent. I'm from the Southern US.
Speaker 4: Another person that I'd write cheesy love letters to the
Speaker 4: girls I dated for a month or two something and
Speaker 4: sometimes I just want to hold you until you crumble
Speaker 4: is something they would write.
Speaker 2: Strange.
Speaker 4: These people are all my friends, honestly, I know. I
Speaker 4: mean some of these are really funny. Another person that
Speaker 4: I had business cars made that had my name number
Speaker 4: and the title Night in Shining Armor.
Speaker 1: Oh lord.
Speaker 4: I would hand these out with a smile to any
Speaker 4: person that I found attractive in or outside of school.
Speaker 2: That person had game. Honestly, if someone handed me that,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, I mean.
Speaker 1: This either creepy or it's game. It's one of the
Speaker 1: other for me. He's also the Fedora guy, but the
Speaker 1: popular guys the popular I was gonna say, that's the
Speaker 1: Fedora guy. But the popular guys didn't need to do
Speaker 1: that because they got attention just by walking down the hallway. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was always the kid who was like already balding
Speaker 1: in tenth grade that well, yeah, exactly. They would hand
Speaker 1: out a card that says, your night in Shining Armor.
Speaker 5: Can I tell you I was going through a Wizards
Speaker 5: of Waverley Places phase. You couldn't convince me I wasn't
Speaker 5: gonna be a wizard. I would ask my mom and
Speaker 5: dad to buy me wands and they'd be like, we're
Speaker 5: not paying forty bucks for a stick. So my mom
Speaker 5: was dating this guy at one point that I didn't like.
Speaker 5: I cast it a spell that he would go away.
Speaker 1: I kid you not. Maybe two weeks later my mom
Speaker 1: and him were d un done. I thought I had
Speaker 1: some special Wow.
Speaker 2: Oh I love that. Well, there you go, the funny
Speaker 2: phases that people went through.
Speaker 1: You Jenny wrapping things up with Dave's Dirt coming up
Speaker 1: next on k d w B.
Speaker 2: No, it's Dave Dirt on kd w B.
Speaker 1: Kind of cool. This weekend Saturday Night Lives. That guest
Speaker 1: is going to be Nicky Glazer. And so this is
Speaker 1: one of those promos they run on NBC And this
Speaker 1: is the cast begging her to roast them because she
Speaker 1: got her fame mostly got like worldwide notoriety when she
Speaker 1: did the Tom Brady roast. So here is the promo.
Speaker 2: Would you roast us.
Speaker 3: No, please, I just I don't think that's a good idea.
Speaker 2: You don't want that.
Speaker 5: I promise you won't hurt our feelings now I started
Speaker 5: on kill Tony.
Speaker 1: Don't completely numb its.
Speaker 6: That, okay, me verse me verse, all right, Ashley, you
Speaker 6: look like you actually looked like.
Speaker 1: Wow, it could be kind of funny. Snl. Who's the
Speaker 1: musical guest is.
Speaker 5: Somber som He's the one that sings undressed and back
Speaker 5: to friends.
Speaker 1: Okay, gotcha?
Speaker 2: Great music on Jenny's Ben on Reddit.
Speaker 4: I just want to read this text real quick, because
Speaker 4: someone said that this teenager that used to work at
Speaker 4: a Holiday station stores near my house would speak in
Speaker 4: a British accent from time to time when he started,
Speaker 4: and then a year later he was very much your
Speaker 4: average Minnesotan and so they asked what was up and
Speaker 4: he said, ah, the accent was his thing and he's
Speaker 4: over it now.
Speaker 2: But anyways, if you do.
Speaker 4: Walk into a Holiday station stores right now, know that
Speaker 4: there's some good deals with Celsius, which people love.
Speaker 2: You can mix and match your favorite twelve.
Speaker 4: Ounces and sixteen ounce Celsius varieties. It's two for five
Speaker 4: dollars right now Also, Sidney Sweeney has been macing on
Speaker 4: Scooter Braun out in the public. It's all stage, Let's
Speaker 4: be honest. Nobody hangs out in Central Park in New
Speaker 4: York City when you're that big of a celebrity without
Speaker 4: hoping that paparazzi will catch you. And I think a
Speaker 4: lot of it has to do with promoting the new
Speaker 4: biopic that she stars in, called Christy Martin, because apparently
Speaker 4: there's not a lot of interest in the movie. Oh no,
Speaker 4: people are saying, I thought the trailer actually looked pretty
Speaker 4: good for it.
Speaker 2: But would you see it in theaters?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: But I also won't see almost any movie in theater.
Speaker 2: I'm not a movie theater person.
Speaker 1: We see the walk? Is that the one where they
Speaker 1: walk longest walk? The longest walk? You may see that movie.
Speaker 2: No, but I've heard it's good.
Speaker 1: I've heard it's good. I wanted to see the theater.
Speaker 1: Then I missed it, but I think it's streaming now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe that'll be my watch.
Speaker 2: You can do that because you're gonna be all by
Speaker 2: a shelf today.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you should order a pizza trying to Oh
Speaker 4: he's door dashing something.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to I'm trying to eat a little bit healthy.
Speaker 3: Okay, Then when you're gonna DoorDash, okay, salad, have some
Speaker 3: mushrooms for the loser.
Speaker 1: Yeah, make it a healthy pizza.
Speaker 3: Even. Season five of Stranger Things is coming in about
Speaker 3: twenty days, and tonight in Los Angeles is the Red
Speaker 3: Carpet premiere. It's unclear if David Harbor is going to
Speaker 3: attend because there's been a lot of like beef and
Speaker 3: rumors going around that he's been a bully to Millie
Speaker 3: Bobby Brown, who plays Eleven on Stranger Things, and so
Speaker 3: now it'll be interesting to see if he shows up
Speaker 3: to see if they're near each other or if they
Speaker 3: interact at all whatsoever.
Speaker 1: I don't have the press his.
Speaker 5: Lions Gate just released the first trailer for the Michael
Speaker 5: Jackson biopic.
Speaker 6: I know you've been waiting a long time for the
Speaker 6: tracks made. The songs are ready. Let's take it from
Speaker 6: the top. This is your story.
Speaker 5: It's much more visual, but it's really really good. Jafar Jackson,
Speaker 5: who is Michael Jackson's actual nephew, plays Michael, so I'm
Speaker 5: sure there will be a striking resemblance and it comes
Speaker 5: out on theaters April twenty fourth.
Speaker 1: I would love to see that. I wonder though, if
Speaker 1: it's like, if it's authorized by the Jackson family, you know,
Speaker 1: they're going to clean it up and make it everybody
Speaker 1: look more palatable, yeah, rather than totally realistic.
Speaker 2: My sister Udi sented to me and she was like,
Speaker 2: I'm crying.
Speaker 3: She loves Michael Jackson, so I'm sure I'll end up
Speaker 3: seeing that right in theaters.
Speaker 1: Okay, that is the dirt. It is brought to you
Speaker 1: by six one two Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law.
Speaker 1: Just want to let you know that MSP Airport is
Speaker 1: going to be among the forty nationwide airports that will
Speaker 1: have their flights cut by down to ten percent or
Speaker 1: so by the FAA because of the I almost says strike.
Speaker 1: It's not a strike at all. It is the the
Speaker 1: government shutdown. Thank you, Jenny. And just you know, holiday
Speaker 1: travel starts in three weeks basically hopefully they'll have things
Speaker 1: figured out by then, but you know, we talked about
Speaker 1: it yesterday. Have a backup plan, I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: either that or get there early or make sure you're confirmed,
Speaker 1: or be ready for a long wait.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but also please be kind to those people because
Speaker 4: they are not getting paid and they are expected to
Speaker 4: continue to work.
Speaker 1: Well, you're not really encountering the controllers. But I mean,
Speaker 1: if you do well.
Speaker 2: Just anyone out.
Speaker 4: All the people at the airport aren't getting paid. The
Speaker 4: TSA agents aren't getting paid.
Speaker 1: Oh, the TSA agents are getting paid either. No, all
Speaker 1: they do is stand around and say, you know, put
Speaker 1: your shoes in the.
Speaker 2: You need to end the show right now. To get
Speaker 2: a bunch of people coming at us. They're going to
Speaker 2: cancel stuff.
Speaker 3: I just want them to let us know, like and
Speaker 3: so it's not I'm waking up at three am to
Speaker 3: get on my five thirty am flight and then I'm
Speaker 3: finding out at three am that my flight's canceled.
Speaker 1: That's all I want. It's gonna be hard. It'll be
Speaker 1: the I think they said, the worst travel day ever
Speaker 1: if this goes down. So, I don't know if you
Speaker 1: got a backup plan. No, we are going to drive
Speaker 1: to Colorado. We are not gonna fly. Where are you going?
Speaker 1: You're down to grace.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're going to Graceland. So we're actually taking many planes.
Speaker 3: So we're going to Memphis and then from Memphis to
Speaker 3: Orlando to go to Disney and then from Orlando back here,
Speaker 3: and so we're taking three planes.
Speaker 1: Good look, where are you going, Jenny, I'm.
Speaker 2: Going to Morocco.
Speaker 1: I'm going to Morocco. I'm going to Denver, and you're
Speaker 1: going to Disney. But Morocco over here, thought's going to
Speaker 1: Mall of America. I've got a Jersey trip planned, way
Speaker 1: worse than Mall of America. I'm not switching that to
Speaker 1: Mall of America anyway. Have a great day. We will
Speaker 1: see you back here tomorrow for the Friday version of
Speaker 1: The Dave Ryan Show featuring no phone screen or Friday.
Speaker 1: Very possibly our favorite bit that we do every week,
Speaker 1: and that is when you get on the radio tomorrow
Speaker 1: say pretty much anything you want. We never know what
Speaker 1: you're gonna say, and it's a whole lot of fun
Speaker 1: tomorrow on The Dave Ryan Show. Find us online Dave
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Speaker 1: You know what. The big suits in the corporate tower
Speaker 1: look at us and they go, how come you didn't
Speaker 1: get more likes or follows? Well, Mojo gets more likes
Speaker 1: and follows than you. How come, Mojo's doing so much better.
Speaker 1: Do you want to be replaced by Mojo? No, well
Speaker 1: then you better get more likes and follows. So, unless
Speaker 1: you want Mojo to replace us, people are going Mojo.
Speaker 1: That'd be cool that have a great day, We'll see
Speaker 1: you tomorrow.