1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,680 Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by 2 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:07,160 Speaker 1: Fair and Farah, Tampa Accident Attorneys. I met Ashley when 3 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:10,879 Speaker 1: I was in college. It's like eighteen years old, and 4 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:14,880 Speaker 1: I managed little baby Ashley. 5 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:16,759 Speaker 2: I learned something new about you every day, though. 6 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:21,200 Speaker 1: I think it's been twelve years and we're all gonna 7 00:00:21,239 --> 00:00:26,119 Speaker 1: learn unless other people. Anyone's seen Ashley's button here, I 8 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:31,600 Speaker 1: don't know, but not so maybe you guys don't know 9 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:33,480 Speaker 1: about this. In eight hundred and four on the ninety 10 00:00:33,479 --> 00:00:36,320 Speaker 1: three ninety three, the question is what did you sit on? 11 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:39,520 Speaker 1: Calling to the Joe Show right now co host ninety 12 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:42,800 Speaker 1: three three FLZ with us, Ashley, what's on your butt? 13 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:45,680 Speaker 3: I have a burn on my butt because when I 14 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,360 Speaker 3: was I think I had to be like fourteen or something, 15 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:50,280 Speaker 3: I was ironing clothes and I set the. 16 00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:51,280 Speaker 2: Iron down on the floor. 17 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:54,120 Speaker 3: I don't know why I did this, and then I 18 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:57,440 Speaker 3: just remember squatting down. Probably I don't know what I 19 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:00,279 Speaker 3: was grabbing, but I squatted down and I literally just 20 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,880 Speaker 3: burned the bottom of my butt and I just screamed. 21 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:05,520 Speaker 3: It left is like, I mean a burnmark. It's like 22 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:07,760 Speaker 3: a little triangle like, yeah, it could be iron. Yes, 23 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:10,679 Speaker 3: that's exactly what it is. And I will I mean, 24 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 3: I have a burn on my butt from sitting on 25 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:13,720 Speaker 3: an iron. I'm like, no one has ever probably sat 26 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:14,200 Speaker 3: on iron. 27 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:17,160 Speaker 1: I just picture you like bugs bunny or something like 28 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:20,600 Speaker 1: you said, and you don't realize until your butt's burning, 29 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,080 Speaker 1: and all the way up. 30 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:24,840 Speaker 3: I was like, oh my goodness, mind you, I literally 31 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:26,920 Speaker 3: just had underwear on. So it's it's the undercut, like 32 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:27,400 Speaker 3: right here. 33 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:32,560 Speaker 1: I will never forget in school, we had to wear 34 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:35,720 Speaker 1: khaki pants. Jed and I went to high school together 35 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:40,840 Speaker 1: and our uniform was khaki pants. And I'll never forget 36 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:46,600 Speaker 1: driving to school my senior year, getting to school and 37 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:51,840 Speaker 1: then someone being like, hey, uh, what happened? And I 38 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:56,320 Speaker 1: sat I for some reason had a Snickers bar on 39 00:01:56,360 --> 00:02:02,280 Speaker 1: my seat and I sat on it and so and 40 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:05,520 Speaker 1: my mom and my dad both couldn't make it to school, 41 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:07,640 Speaker 1: so I had to walk around with a like a 42 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:12,880 Speaker 1: duty stain on my butt. Yeah, that's so embarrassing, and 43 00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:16,080 Speaker 1: in high school kids aren't necessarily the nicest there now. 44 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:20,680 Speaker 2: So poopy, but that's my name for like a week poopy. 45 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,760 Speaker 2: It was only a week of poopy, That's true. 46 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,840 Speaker 3: Social media, bro, would you imagine that someone take a 47 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:31,080 Speaker 3: photo whole school laughing at you. 48 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:34,480 Speaker 2: Then it goes viral. Yeah, the world knows me as poopy, 49 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:38,840 Speaker 2: but you're not, Joe, You're poopy. But could have happened? 50 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:41,520 Speaker 2: Yeah I couldn't. That poopy butt would go on? Ellen? 51 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:46,639 Speaker 1: Yeah, eight hundred and four ninety three, ninety three? What 52 00:02:46,639 --> 00:02:49,799 Speaker 1: what did you h sit on? Do you guys want 53 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:50,720 Speaker 1: to cringe right now? 54 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,320 Speaker 2: Okay, I guess Katie. 55 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:55,560 Speaker 1: Do you ever hear about someone being in pain and 56 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 1: then that body part on yours hurts? 57 00:02:58,240 --> 00:02:58,400 Speaker 4: Oh? 58 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:00,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, your butt's are about to hurt. 59 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:01,480 Speaker 5: Sympathy pains. 60 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:06,400 Speaker 2: Angel, Good morning, Good morning Angel? You sat on? What 61 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:08,760 Speaker 2: a glass? 62 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:11,880 Speaker 6: So it was? I didn't actually sit on it. I 63 00:03:11,919 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 6: was about seven, uh seven or eight years old and 64 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:19,960 Speaker 6: I was wrestling with one of my aunts and she 65 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:24,400 Speaker 6: pushed me and I fell on a glass cup. Unfortunately, 66 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:27,120 Speaker 6: it cut me enough that I had to go get 67 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,880 Speaker 6: stitches and and now I have a scar for the 68 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:30,799 Speaker 6: rest of my life. 69 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 2: Me too, falling painful, way worse than very. 70 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,640 Speaker 1: I'm trying to decide in my head which one I'd 71 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:45,280 Speaker 1: rather have, and I don't want any of them, and 72 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 1: I feel like bottoms are probably the Are they one 73 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:50,320 Speaker 1: of the most sensitive barts. 74 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:55,720 Speaker 6: Yes, literally, very. 75 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,800 Speaker 2: Like my fiance will pinch my butt every once in 76 00:03:56,840 --> 00:04:05,120 Speaker 2: a while and it does well. Angel, I'm happy that 77 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 2: your butt's okay. 78 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:08,560 Speaker 6: Now, yes, yes, thank you. 79 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:12,400 Speaker 3: I'll be thinking about your bottom the rest of the day. 80 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,480 Speaker 2: We love the Angel. We'll talk to you soon, Katie. 81 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:18,800 Speaker 5: Have you ever said on anything When I was babysitting, 82 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:21,680 Speaker 5: I had a kid pull a cheer out from me 83 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,400 Speaker 5: when I was sitting down. So I didn't have a 84 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:25,719 Speaker 5: poopy butt, but I had kind of like a broken button. 85 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:28,160 Speaker 5: I thought, I like, I don't know something, my tailbone 86 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:28,799 Speaker 5: it was bruised. 87 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:30,720 Speaker 2: Oh my god, that sounds pain. Do not recommend zero 88 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:31,839 Speaker 2: stars once again? 89 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:38,520 Speaker 1: Very like sensitive place, yeah, and the most used place on. 90 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:42,400 Speaker 2: Your body, like on your body, yeah, like everyone's got 91 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:43,920 Speaker 2: to sit always. 92 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:48,720 Speaker 1: Hey Anna, you had kind of like a school embarrassing 93 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:50,920 Speaker 1: moment as well, and we're talking about what did you 94 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:54,080 Speaker 1: sit on? Is Ashley just filled us in after years 95 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,839 Speaker 1: of knowing her. She has a scar on her bottom 96 00:04:57,160 --> 00:05:01,359 Speaker 1: from an ironing uh an iron and I then talked 97 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:04,640 Speaker 1: about the candy bar that I sat on, and then 98 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:10,239 Speaker 1: I was called poopy bottom for about a week in school, Anna, 99 00:05:10,279 --> 00:05:12,920 Speaker 1: what happened to you in school? Oh? 100 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,560 Speaker 7: Gosh. I was on the way to school and I 101 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:18,480 Speaker 7: was eating a bag of the fresh cherries in my 102 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:21,479 Speaker 7: lap and I didn't think about it at the time, 103 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:25,479 Speaker 7: but my whole leg was like red pink stained my 104 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:27,760 Speaker 7: khakis and I had to walk around school all day. 105 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:29,400 Speaker 7: My mom would not take me home. 106 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:32,240 Speaker 3: I God, that's so embharsty, and I feel so bad 107 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:32,640 Speaker 3: for you. 108 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 2: Oh, it was pretty bad. 109 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:39,360 Speaker 7: It was bad, but I've survived. I mean twenty six now, 110 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,400 Speaker 7: so I live through it. 111 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:43,160 Speaker 2: The events that shape us. 112 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:46,640 Speaker 1: If you are going to school today and something embarrassing 113 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:49,640 Speaker 1: happened to you, just know everyone will forget about a 114 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:50,599 Speaker 1: new couple of days. 115 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:54,119 Speaker 2: Unless they posted it on the internet. That is true. 116 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:58,000 Speaker 1: Anna, You're the best, last one. Justin What did you 117 00:05:58,040 --> 00:05:59,680 Speaker 1: sit on? There? 118 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:03,640 Speaker 4: You go? Good morning? I sat on a bee hive 119 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,039 Speaker 4: that had just sell. 120 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:07,680 Speaker 2: From a tree and had no idea what I sat. 121 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:10,159 Speaker 4: I sat down on the beehiveh that was on like 122 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:14,159 Speaker 4: a wooden bench platform. I got stung like eleven times 123 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:18,640 Speaker 4: in my in my behind, so I had to lay 124 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:21,279 Speaker 4: on my counts as people get stingers out of my 125 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:24,359 Speaker 4: like the bottom of light butt and my leg and 126 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,320 Speaker 4: just lay there on a towel with have my illution 127 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,200 Speaker 4: all over my butt and the back of my leg. 128 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:34,599 Speaker 2: How long does that last? Like that was about three days. 129 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:36,359 Speaker 2: I was in bed like laying something. 130 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:40,200 Speaker 6: Now that's the worst. 131 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:44,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, actually it was. It was pretty horrible. It 132 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:44,600 Speaker 2: was bad. 133 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:50,800 Speaker 1: Congratulations you just won the what did you sit on? Olympics? 134 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:56,360 Speaker 1: Justin will talk to you later and uh also I 135 00:06:56,400 --> 00:07:00,360 Speaker 1: want to reward everyone with the No One's perfect Herded 136 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:04,400 Speaker 1: Trumpet of today because asking the question why did you 137 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:09,720 Speaker 1: sit on? Could have gone a very different directions. 138 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,040 Speaker 2: So congratulations everyone. 139 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:15,440 Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by 140 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:18,040 Speaker 1: Fair and Farah, Tampa accident Attorneys.