1 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:09,560 Speaker 1: Good morning, Happy Friday. Friday is right. It is October 2 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:13,400 Speaker 1: the third, twenty twenty five. My name is Woody. That 3 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:16,119 Speaker 1: is Greg Gorey. Good morning, we got menace. What is up? 4 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:22,040 Speaker 1: Sea masses here? We got Sammy Morgan is here morning. 5 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 1: The phones are open at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie. 6 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:27,600 Speaker 1: You can textus send us a Friday check in on 7 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:31,000 Speaker 1: the text over to two to nine eight seven. Just 8 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,480 Speaker 1: tell us who you are and then where around town 9 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:34,760 Speaker 1: you are, yep, listening to the Woody Show. Any kind 10 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:38,080 Speaker 1: of exciting weekend plans you got going on, or anyone 11 00:00:38,159 --> 00:00:40,640 Speaker 1: anything you'd like to have us mentioned, Just go ahead 12 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,720 Speaker 1: and text us over to two to nine eight seven. 13 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:47,200 Speaker 1: We got the fail stories coming up for you this hour. 14 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:51,760 Speaker 1: We'll get to those. The wild Card round of the 15 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:56,560 Speaker 1: MLB Playoff that's over now, Padres, Red Sox, Guardians, goodbye, 16 00:00:56,920 --> 00:01:01,080 Speaker 1: all eliminated. Bye. So the Division series that starts tomorrow. 17 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:06,440 Speaker 1: So that's Dodgers and Phillies, Cubs, Brewers, Tigers, Mariners, and 18 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:10,360 Speaker 1: then Yankees Blue Jays, all all solid matchups, potential to 19 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:15,000 Speaker 1: make baseball interesting. Yeah right, really nothing like super random 20 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 1: in there, No, no, no, I mean, but those were 21 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:19,600 Speaker 1: those were solid. Dodgers Phillies, that's gonna be a great series. 22 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:24,120 Speaker 1: Brewers had the best record in baseball and also Cubs. 23 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:26,400 Speaker 1: Brewers also just a natural rival, kind of like the 24 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,839 Speaker 1: Yankees Red Sox thing. Huh, those two teams always battle 25 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:33,720 Speaker 1: because you know, geographic they're so close. Tigers Mariners both 26 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:37,560 Speaker 1: have had amazing seasons, and then Yankees Blue Jays division. Right, 27 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:40,440 Speaker 1: But I mean it's weird, like I still, for whatever reason, 28 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:42,520 Speaker 1: I can't take the Blue Jays seriously. I have a 29 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:46,200 Speaker 1: hard time because they sucked so hard for so long. 30 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:50,440 Speaker 1: I just have a hard time, hard time keeping it. Yeah, 31 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 1: k Yeah. Last night on Thursday Night Football, the forty 32 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,920 Speaker 1: nine Ers beat the Lambs in overtime twenty six to 33 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:59,480 Speaker 1: twenty three. That was the craziest game I've seen in 34 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:02,240 Speaker 1: a very long time. Yeah, Greg's forty nine ers pull. 35 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:05,120 Speaker 1: Now here's the thing that the game winning field goal 36 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:09,280 Speaker 1: ricocheted off the crossbar. It but that missed it in. 37 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 1: But that that counts Now, the Rams at that point 38 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:16,360 Speaker 1: still had a chance. But instead of I don't I 39 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,840 Speaker 1: don't get it when teams do this, I feel like 40 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:21,240 Speaker 1: you're you're not really giving yourself even I mean I 41 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:23,600 Speaker 1: guess you do have a chance, but like, I don't 42 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:26,000 Speaker 1: feel like you're setting yourself up for success. That's a 43 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:28,359 Speaker 1: that's a term that parents use with kids. Now we 44 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 1: use that. Uh is this really your best opportunity to 45 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:34,360 Speaker 1: set yourself up for success? Yeah? I'm not sure it is. 46 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:38,840 Speaker 1: But instead of tying it on fourth down, they decided 47 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:42,160 Speaker 1: to go for it. Yeah, came up short yep, lost, 48 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:47,520 Speaker 1: miracul losers. Yeah. Dan Campbell, who's the lead lead, the 49 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:50,480 Speaker 1: lead singer, the head coach for the Detroit Lions, he 50 00:02:50,639 --> 00:02:53,320 Speaker 1: likes to do that, like he loves for it, dude. 51 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:57,360 Speaker 1: And I mean, at one point, dumbas Tyler might remember this, 52 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:00,400 Speaker 1: didn't he have to move Dan Campbell like he because 53 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:03,200 Speaker 1: he he made some call where he got a real 54 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:06,840 Speaker 1: balls and then he went for it and then they lost, 55 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,680 Speaker 1: and then he was getting all kinds of death threats 56 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 1: and stuff and he had to move. 57 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 2: I think I remember something about that, remember that story. Yeah, 58 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:16,639 Speaker 2: But with Dan Campbell, he's just he's a gambler, man, 59 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:17,400 Speaker 2: He's just that. 60 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:21,760 Speaker 1: Guy, Dan Gambler. I hate when my team does crap 61 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:24,240 Speaker 1: like that. I hate it. Yeah, I like Mike Tomlin 62 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,200 Speaker 1: starts doing stuff like that I get so pissed. I 63 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:29,200 Speaker 1: vaguely remember what you're talking about when he when they 64 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,440 Speaker 1: came to Yeah, Yeah, I think there was like, yeah, 65 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 1: there was like a whole thing about it. I don't 66 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,920 Speaker 1: remember the specifics clearly, but what. 67 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:37,760 Speaker 3: I loved about the game last night, especially in my opinion, 68 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,640 Speaker 3: there was so much passing. 69 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:42,480 Speaker 4: It was I can't stand the handoffs where they just 70 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,640 Speaker 4: run right into a wall. 71 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:47,880 Speaker 1: Why do they do that? They would run right into 72 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,680 Speaker 1: the other guys. I'm like, well, the idea here, babe, 73 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:52,440 Speaker 1: is that to see these guys up front, that's the 74 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:54,520 Speaker 1: offensive line, that they're going to create some space for 75 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:57,560 Speaker 1: this guy. Yeah, and he's gonna be able to rip 76 00:03:57,600 --> 00:04:00,200 Speaker 1: off like a fifteen to twenty five yard whenever you run, 77 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,120 Speaker 1: he is gonna be able to get more than you know, 78 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,280 Speaker 1: the half a yard he just picked up here. But 79 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:07,760 Speaker 1: that wasn't the plan your team, the Falcons did. They 80 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:10,200 Speaker 1: have like one of the quarterbacks he was notorious. All 81 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:12,160 Speaker 1: he did was handoffs, right he never. 82 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:15,000 Speaker 2: Oh that was last year. So Kirk Cousins was handing 83 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:17,240 Speaker 2: the ball off because he wasn't fully healed from his 84 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:18,640 Speaker 2: ruptured achilles the year before. 85 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:22,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, but I thought the guy before that also Mariota. 86 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:23,280 Speaker 1: Mariota sucked too. 87 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, dude, they've had terrible quarterbacks for like 88 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:26,760 Speaker 2: six seven. 89 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:29,400 Speaker 1: Years that they're never throwing the ball. Oh, hey, who's 90 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:31,440 Speaker 1: the guy I asked you about who's on your team? 91 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:35,359 Speaker 1: He's got the crazy name. Saved his name right now? Uh, 92 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:38,240 Speaker 1: you said his name was Storm Norton. Yeah, there's a guy. 93 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:41,440 Speaker 1: There's a guy on the on the falcon, Storm Norton. 94 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:44,680 Speaker 1: The only reason they want to be a general. Oh no, 95 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,359 Speaker 1: it gets better. The only reason I remembered that is 96 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:48,680 Speaker 1: because I was watching a game earlier in the week. 97 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:53,560 Speaker 1: The Dolphins have a guy named storm Duck that you 98 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:55,560 Speaker 1: think that's his name? Storm? 99 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:58,400 Speaker 5: Well, which Kardashian is a kid named Stormy? Maybe that's 100 00:04:58,400 --> 00:04:58,760 Speaker 5: the thing. 101 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:03,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, but Storm Dudu. But this has to be over 102 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:05,800 Speaker 1: years old though. Speaking of funny names, there was a 103 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:09,200 Speaker 1: thing I saw this morning going through all the different websites. 104 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:14,640 Speaker 1: New York Post has a headline here here, I'll have u, 105 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:19,279 Speaker 1: I'll have you read it. Greg Harvard hires drag queen 106 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:27,200 Speaker 1: named Lahoreagistan as a visiting Professoragistan. 107 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:36,880 Speaker 6: Now, clearly that's the stage Namestan someone's gonna name their 108 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:41,279 Speaker 6: kid that pature you Fromagistan, Lahore Vagistan. 109 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:45,800 Speaker 1: My name was Lahore right after my divorce. Get it. Wait, 110 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:49,120 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be teaching a class on RuPaul's drag race. 111 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:52,440 Speaker 1: My god, that's teaching Lahore Bagistan. 112 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:57,400 Speaker 7: Nice, Harvard'd be fun class. 113 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:00,760 Speaker 1: Studies of Gender and Sexuality program will have two classes. 114 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:09,680 Speaker 1: Queer I don't even know if this is f ethno group. Okay, ethnography, ethnography, ethnography. 115 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:12,960 Speaker 1: What is that ethnography? Queer ethnograph? I've not even seen 116 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:19,479 Speaker 1: that was ethnography. Maybe that's another word for geography, ethnic people, castro. 117 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,440 Speaker 1: Uh and then and then also she's given me a 118 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:29,240 Speaker 1: politics stop it right now, politics drag race and desire. 119 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,320 Speaker 1: Of course there's people out there, uh. 120 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:36,400 Speaker 3: Prot I have a question paying for this class expressing 121 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:40,560 Speaker 3: their disapproval, and some saying that the higher drags Harvard's 122 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:41,840 Speaker 3: name quote through the mud. 123 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, I love the name Lahore Magistrates. 124 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:49,320 Speaker 8: That's the best professor on my Starbucks order next time. 125 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,039 Speaker 1: Do you think it would be rude for me to 126 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:54,320 Speaker 1: be like Professor Vadge it is to be all catch 127 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:59,120 Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, Storm the duck, he's a cornerback for 128 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:02,520 Speaker 1: the Miami Dolphins. Storm Okay, that blame the first one 129 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:07,479 Speaker 1: Storm Norton, Norton place for plays for the Falcons and 130 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:09,640 Speaker 1: what was it? What was that? What was that? Bit 131 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:15,240 Speaker 1: Key and peel? Oh the best? Yeah there is. It's 132 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:20,720 Speaker 1: like the done the East West. Yeah, oh dude, the 133 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:25,080 Speaker 1: guy and hey, uh you guys, this is a real person. 134 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:29,920 Speaker 1: He plays for Eastern Michigan. In his legal name, not 135 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:35,760 Speaker 1: a stage name, is Noah Nigga k and I G 136 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:38,760 Speaker 1: g A. And people are having a field day with that, 137 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:40,920 Speaker 1: as you can imagine. But he's leaned into it. He 138 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:46,880 Speaker 1: is selling merchandise, damn and and so of course there 139 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:48,960 Speaker 1: are people who are upset by it. But it's it's 140 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:50,160 Speaker 1: legally his name. 141 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:51,440 Speaker 9: Yeah, don't blame him. 142 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:53,760 Speaker 1: It's not like his parents even like changed their name 143 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:56,360 Speaker 1: as a joke like that. I guess that's just the family. 144 00:07:57,080 --> 00:08:00,200 Speaker 8: Does the parents know that when they named him to 145 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:01,640 Speaker 8: what's the difference? 146 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:02,360 Speaker 9: It's their last name. 147 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:05,040 Speaker 8: The name though wasn't Yeah, but to pick Noah's the 148 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:05,560 Speaker 8: first name. 149 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:10,560 Speaker 1: There was like a Dave Chappelle, just crazy, there's that 150 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:13,720 Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle. But the Chappelle show bit where like like 151 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:17,360 Speaker 1: the family. They had an I don't I'm not even 152 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:19,440 Speaker 1: guess the name because I'm gonna get it wrong. It 153 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:22,680 Speaker 1: is yeah, but it's like, oh, look he's got those lips, 154 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:25,360 Speaker 1: He's got those whatever, dude, it was. That show is 155 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:28,200 Speaker 1: so good. I feel like I'm seeing more Chappelle. That's 156 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,720 Speaker 1: a bit that that pop up. Yeah you were You've 157 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,760 Speaker 1: never been a Key and Peel fan. And thank god 158 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:35,240 Speaker 1: our friend Charlamagne and the God just backed me out 159 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:40,200 Speaker 1: recently on a podcast saying how terrible that they had. Yeah, 160 00:08:42,679 --> 00:08:44,600 Speaker 1: you want to hear some other good college football name? 161 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:45,280 Speaker 9: Yes, please? 162 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:51,000 Speaker 1: The realist Clark. He plays for Kent State. There's a 163 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:54,720 Speaker 1: wide receiver who plays for Rice Mo m O h 164 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,479 Speaker 1: Billity Mobile. 165 00:08:57,920 --> 00:08:59,440 Speaker 9: Yeah, you need to get a a scooter. 166 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,360 Speaker 1: Road Tuggle is a wide receiver for Purdue. 167 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,599 Speaker 9: Is he an American gladiator? 168 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,800 Speaker 1: Nitro Tuggle? Yeah, it does sound like You're right, It 169 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:11,120 Speaker 1: does sound it does sound like that. Rocky Beers is 170 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:14,640 Speaker 1: a tight end for Colorado State. Now these names are cool. 171 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:18,080 Speaker 1: Yea a defensive end for cal His name is Legend 172 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,280 Speaker 1: Journey Rocky Beers. 173 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:21,800 Speaker 9: By the way, it looks like a Rocky. 174 00:09:21,559 --> 00:09:26,640 Speaker 1: Bears UNLV as a player defensive lineman Chief Borders. You 175 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:30,440 Speaker 1: got Squirrel White who plays for Florida State. Hell yeah, 176 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:35,120 Speaker 1: my Indian Princess group King Large is an offensive lineman. 177 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:40,800 Speaker 5: Hell yeah, Sir Bible for San Jose States. 178 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:41,640 Speaker 9: Absolutely not. 179 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:45,680 Speaker 1: Excuse me, sir, Central Arkansas has a defensive back. His 180 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:52,280 Speaker 1: name is Dude person. Dude person, dude person. U T 181 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:56,080 Speaker 1: s A What is U T S A wide receiver? Okay, 182 00:09:56,800 --> 00:10:01,040 Speaker 1: Alpha Khan it's his name. And then you got Panda Askew. 183 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:05,280 Speaker 1: Like that, there's an offensive lineman for East Carolina. You 184 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:07,160 Speaker 1: also get really good names when you start getting into 185 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:10,040 Speaker 1: March Madness because people go here are the best names 186 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:13,360 Speaker 1: in the bracket, and they'll make a bracket of fun 187 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,400 Speaker 1: names of players who are on teams that are in 188 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,560 Speaker 1: the bracket like that, or you know, in the tournament. 189 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:20,480 Speaker 2: D A T. 190 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:23,319 Speaker 1: You can help us with this one. Didn't like the 191 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:27,360 Speaker 1: coach's son of the Warriors. He changed his name because 192 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,600 Speaker 1: the broadcasters were having like too many issues with it. 193 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:36,840 Speaker 3: Right, Oh yeah, yeah, Nick, Oh no, well Steve Kerr, 194 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:41,600 Speaker 3: Steve Kerr's son is Nick Nick Nick Kerr. 195 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:45,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, you know now he like I want 196 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:47,040 Speaker 1: to say I one nice and deliberate and slow. So 197 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:51,520 Speaker 1: he's he's finally just yeah. No, he changed nick, but 198 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:54,800 Speaker 1: it took a couple of years. The broadcasters like, again, dude, 199 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:55,360 Speaker 1: we can't do this. 200 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:56,320 Speaker 8: No couple of years. 201 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:59,640 Speaker 1: Yeah no, they're in eastern Michigan. He's just leaned into it. 202 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:01,840 Speaker 1: He's selling all kinds of gear. Dude, he's making dumb 203 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:04,440 Speaker 1: money on the merch. They're they're writing articles about it. 204 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:06,560 Speaker 8: I've seen tons of memes on mind. 205 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:09,640 Speaker 1: People try to they're uh, they're wearing their gear, and 206 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:11,680 Speaker 1: there have been people trying to get it shut down, 207 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:14,240 Speaker 1: and you just think, hey, man, here's the thing you're 208 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,320 Speaker 1: gonna hear about it anyway. 209 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:18,160 Speaker 9: Yeah, he looks like the whitest frat boy on her. 210 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:21,280 Speaker 1: Yeah he does. And it's not like he chose his name, 211 00:11:21,679 --> 00:11:24,880 Speaker 1: especially his last name. He was born into it, embracing it. Yeah. 212 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:28,120 Speaker 1: Eight seven seven forty four, Woody, that's phone number. Hit 213 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:29,839 Speaker 1: us up with the text over to two to nine 214 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,040 Speaker 1: eight seven. We're gonna take a break, we'll come back. 215 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:35,080 Speaker 1: How about the Friday Fail store. Yeah, we'll have those 216 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:43,320 Speaker 1: for you next on the Woody Show. Hang on, Oh, 217 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:50,640 Speaker 1: I think I know this is I got an email 218 00:11:50,679 --> 00:11:57,520 Speaker 1: here this is from Sarah subjects Menace Birthday wishless Oh. 219 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:06,640 Speaker 1: Sarah says, hello, we heard Menace wanted some water as 220 00:12:06,679 --> 00:12:09,000 Speaker 1: part of his birthday month wish list. We would like 221 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:11,280 Speaker 1: to send a few cases over to your studios for 222 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:14,040 Speaker 1: the Woodies show team and of course Menace to enjoy 223 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:18,079 Speaker 1: the purest tasting water on Earth. Please advise on delivery 224 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:19,920 Speaker 1: address so we can have some of the cases dropped 225 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:24,240 Speaker 1: off early next week. That's from Sarah, who's at Icelandical 226 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:28,000 Speaker 1: the best I don't. 227 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:30,800 Speaker 9: Remember that being no, keep it on the list. 228 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:35,800 Speaker 1: Now here's the same brilliant move from Sarah. That is 229 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,240 Speaker 1: really I think she's gonna win employee of the month 230 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:43,199 Speaker 1: because she knows how to get the plug. You know, hey, 231 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,520 Speaker 1: we'll just send something to Menace for his birthday month. 232 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,760 Speaker 5: I'll say, I feel like the tag for Icelandic water 233 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,360 Speaker 5: should be Icelandic. It's not just for the airport anymore, 234 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:52,720 Speaker 5: because I only ever see at the. 235 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:55,080 Speaker 1: End that's true, you know, yeah, that's true. Anyway, Thank 236 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,280 Speaker 1: you to Sarah. 237 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,160 Speaker 9: Sarah will be hydrated. 238 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:05,319 Speaker 1: She's the director of HR and Administrations. Job over there. Yeah, 239 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,800 Speaker 1: the Menace Birthday month wish list. If you can help 240 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:09,320 Speaker 1: with any of those things. We got it posted for 241 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:13,000 Speaker 1: you on our Instagram at the Woody Show. I think 242 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:16,199 Speaker 1: we're getting closer to being able to, you know, start 243 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:19,079 Speaker 1: doing the contest to win the trip to Dubai. You're 244 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:22,720 Speaker 1: really ripping out for the extreme weekend trip. You'll go 245 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:26,880 Speaker 1: with Medicine I first class on Emirates to Dubai. But 246 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:29,360 Speaker 1: we're not well, I'm not leaving the airport. Medic going 247 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:32,240 Speaker 1: to leave the airport for a couple of things, only 248 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,880 Speaker 1: going to be on the ground in Dubai for about 249 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:38,160 Speaker 1: six hours and then it's right back sixteen hour flight back. 250 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,680 Speaker 5: I have a possibly stupid question, is it the same 251 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,920 Speaker 5: exact plane that just waits or is probably it's probably 252 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:45,880 Speaker 5: can't have that many right, it's. 253 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:48,800 Speaker 1: Probably the same plane. Yeah, a lot of time this 254 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,079 Speaker 1: this plane will be on that thin How tired the 255 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:56,199 Speaker 1: plane is going to be? Yeah, because that's because that's 256 00:13:56,440 --> 00:14:01,160 Speaker 1: the plane is thinking. Boy, am I tired? Hours express? 257 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:06,320 Speaker 1: I had some conversations yesterday. Yeah, we're working through that 258 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:09,000 Speaker 1: whole thing. I still don't have the answer on if 259 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,360 Speaker 1: you're able to go there and back with medic and 260 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:14,040 Speaker 1: I Medicin I are doing that. We're getting there be 261 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:17,000 Speaker 1: there for six hours, fly right back because we're gonna 262 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,240 Speaker 1: be back for the show Monday morning. 263 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,560 Speaker 5: But also, you're an adult. You don't need menace and 264 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,040 Speaker 5: what need to hold your hand coming back? 265 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:25,280 Speaker 1: No, you don't. But if we can do that, if 266 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,000 Speaker 1: the company can figure out a way, you know, for 267 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:29,640 Speaker 1: the lease or whatever it is that you'd have to 268 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,360 Speaker 1: sign for that, that's what you're doing. Yeah, we're not like, oh, 269 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:34,760 Speaker 1: just stay. No, the whole bit is going there for 270 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:38,080 Speaker 1: an extreme weekend trip if we have to and there's 271 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,760 Speaker 1: no other way around it, rather than not do it 272 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:42,320 Speaker 1: at all, you'll stay there for the forty eight hours. Again, 273 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,160 Speaker 1: the hotel's on your dime. I'm not paying for it, 274 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,120 Speaker 1: and we're not paying the taxes on the trip. We're 275 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:49,840 Speaker 1: already giving you a twenty five thousand dollars round trip 276 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:53,720 Speaker 1: first class ticket on Emirates. Yeah. And there's so many 277 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:59,359 Speaker 1: hotels available and Dubai they're actually surprisingly affordable and super luxury. Yeah. 278 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,840 Speaker 9: And there's one at the airport. 279 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, that was like we looked it up like a 280 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:05,000 Speaker 1: luxury airport at the hotel's like two hundred bucks a 281 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:09,280 Speaker 1: night for a luxury spot. I'm not sure i'd want 282 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,080 Speaker 1: to stay like at a hostel, and you don't need 283 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:14,920 Speaker 1: to in Dubai. But yeah, so anyway, I'll have some 284 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:17,120 Speaker 1: clarity on that, hopefully here in the next couple of days, 285 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,400 Speaker 1: and then we'll give you a chance to go to 286 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:23,360 Speaker 1: Dubai for an extreme weekend trip with medicine noise, all right? 287 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,960 Speaker 1: Eight seven seven forty four what Friday check ins on 288 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,320 Speaker 1: the text two to nine eight seven. Time for the 289 00:15:29,320 --> 00:16:15,880 Speaker 1: Friday Failed story. Gentlemen, boys and girls, Time for the 290 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:20,840 Speaker 1: Friday fail starting. Oh, people thought to have a perfect plan. 291 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,080 Speaker 1: The planet could never go wrong. But then somewhere along 292 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,440 Speaker 1: the line it went from being a great idea to 293 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:44,880 Speaker 1: one big stake in mega uber ulpstro good dude, that 294 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:50,480 Speaker 1: was strong in the water today icelanding, icelandic apparently not 295 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,880 Speaker 1: just for the airport anymore. That's right, all right, So 296 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:55,720 Speaker 1: first Friday Fail story of the week. This guy in Nevada. 297 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,840 Speaker 1: He decided that he was going to skydive for his birthday. 298 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,920 Speaker 1: He was excited when he jumped out with his instructor, 299 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:06,720 Speaker 1: but then the main parachute didn't open. Now, don't worry, 300 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:12,080 Speaker 1: of course, there are backup shoots, except that one didn't open. It. 301 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:22,040 Speaker 1: So now uh, now they're falling toward earth from eleven 302 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:25,520 Speaker 1: thousand feet high. The only thing they said they could 303 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,840 Speaker 1: do at this point was prey. So there's your spoiler alert. 304 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,399 Speaker 1: They did live. They hit the ground somehow survived. I 305 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:34,159 Speaker 1: don't know how that happened. I mean airlifted to the hospital. 306 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:37,160 Speaker 1: The instructor is still in critical condition. The birthday boy 307 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:43,119 Speaker 1: fractured pelvis, broken ribs, perforated lung, kidney laceration, back fractures, 308 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,679 Speaker 1: but alive and telling the story. 309 00:17:45,920 --> 00:18:01,119 Speaker 4: Yeah, good god, Yeah right, there's no reason for skydiving. 310 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,720 Speaker 1: From Missouri where this guy, he was in the parking 311 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:04,280 Speaker 1: lot of Missouri State University, just chilling. Decided to cure 312 00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:08,040 Speaker 1: his boredom by vandalizing seventeen different cars there in the 313 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:12,760 Speaker 1: parking lot. He shattered windshields, he ripped off wiper blades, 314 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:17,240 Speaker 1: tore off side mirrors, dented some hoods because you're bored. Yeah, 315 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:20,800 Speaker 1: I'm bored, just doing this to other people's crap. Yep, 316 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:23,159 Speaker 1: people suck. I'm just bored. 317 00:18:23,359 --> 00:18:25,240 Speaker 8: I'm just going to destroy the can I terrorize the 318 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:27,119 Speaker 8: community a better than doing drugs. 319 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:31,159 Speaker 1: So he was out of there, not so much. He 320 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,840 Speaker 1: made it out of there without getting caught by the 321 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:35,080 Speaker 1: security cameras. They saw everything, and the cops they were 322 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:38,240 Speaker 1: able to use that to id him. But when they 323 00:18:38,359 --> 00:18:40,439 Speaker 1: picked him up and they questioned him, he denied everything, 324 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:43,240 Speaker 1: of course. But then they went through his phone and 325 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,280 Speaker 1: they saw some questions that he had pumped in the 326 00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:49,639 Speaker 1: chat GPT, including can I get in trouble for damaging cars? 327 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:57,680 Speaker 1: Chat GPT's response quote seek help. So he was arrested 328 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,920 Speaker 1: for felony first degree property damage and he's looking out 329 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:06,800 Speaker 1: four years in Fail jail. Idiot sailed. A couple of 330 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:10,199 Speaker 1: cops in Texas were patrolling on horseback when they stopped 331 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,480 Speaker 1: a guy for walking in the middle of the road. 332 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,160 Speaker 1: There was clearly something off of the guys. They started 333 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,840 Speaker 1: questioning him. They asked if they could search him. He 334 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,680 Speaker 1: says no. That's when one of the officers cracked a 335 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:22,040 Speaker 1: joke and they go, hey, man, you know this horse 336 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:25,240 Speaker 1: I'm on it's a drug sniffing horse. Just a joke 337 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:30,080 Speaker 1: spook the guy. He takes off running. They caught up 338 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:33,480 Speaker 1: with him and guess what, yeah's no drugs at all. 339 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:37,840 Speaker 1: He had drugs on him. He was arrested, taken to 340 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:41,760 Speaker 1: Fail jail, slud trying to outrun a police horse jail. 341 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,360 Speaker 1: I mean, your dad works with horses. Do you think 342 00:19:44,359 --> 00:19:46,600 Speaker 1: you could train to horse the sniff out drugs? I 343 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,600 Speaker 1: mean they're pretty smart. I don't know. I don't know 344 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,320 Speaker 1: if their sense of smells any good. 345 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,960 Speaker 8: How would they tell you, like their tails, stop their foot? 346 00:19:56,400 --> 00:20:02,920 Speaker 1: This is Colcaine, probably sniff at all. How about this one? 347 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,280 Speaker 1: You got this story about this person in Rhode Is 348 00:20:06,359 --> 00:20:08,280 Speaker 1: on this chick, she gets pulled over by the cops. 349 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:11,640 Speaker 1: According to the report, she committed multiple traffic violations. Greg, 350 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:15,640 Speaker 1: was she drunk? You bet? You know it. She was arrested. 351 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,680 Speaker 1: They get it out of the police station. She uses 352 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,440 Speaker 1: her phone call to hit up her husband, Hey, come 353 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:22,320 Speaker 1: pick me up. He shows up. Greg. Was he drunk? 354 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:28,280 Speaker 1: You bet it? Definitely was so, And they weren't together, 355 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,919 Speaker 1: so they were both drunk different places, so they arrested 356 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,399 Speaker 1: him as well. Now he tried to fight them, like 357 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,399 Speaker 1: physically fight them as they were arresting him. All that 358 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:41,400 Speaker 1: did was add more charges in sales. The next one 359 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:46,120 Speaker 1: here is from Charlottesville, Virginia, which I understand is for lovers, 360 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,560 Speaker 1: but it's also where you've got this guy who's known 361 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:51,959 Speaker 1: for climbing things in the area. He decided that he 362 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:55,320 Speaker 1: would climb to the roof of the local aquatic center, 363 00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:58,239 Speaker 1: you know, to entertain people. Yeah, Medice was known as 364 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:03,480 Speaker 1: headstand Guy in high school climate building guy. Remember he 365 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,440 Speaker 1: told us that's where he screwed up his neck because 366 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,159 Speaker 1: we had him try to recreate headstane guy. See. The 367 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:11,280 Speaker 1: only problem is in high school, I was eighty pounds 368 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,520 Speaker 1: the rest that I am. Anyway, so this guy throws 369 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:16,560 Speaker 1: his Spider Man costume on, does some climbing. Everybody saw 370 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,400 Speaker 1: him make his way up there. They noticed that he's 371 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:21,520 Speaker 1: on the roof for a while. Well because Spider Man, 372 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:24,800 Speaker 1: I guess, dislocated his kneecap on the way up and 373 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,879 Speaker 1: couldn't get back down. So the fire department had to 374 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:31,359 Speaker 1: come get Spider Man take him to the hospital. Dumping sailed. Yeah. Fox, 375 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:35,800 Speaker 1: and here I'll give you my favorite story of the week, Morgan, 376 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:40,040 Speaker 1: you are going to love this. It's it's from Florida 377 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,560 Speaker 1: where this family was at home. They were sleeping. The 378 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,879 Speaker 1: husband heard a noise woke him up. He wakes up. 379 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:49,320 Speaker 1: He realizes, hey, man, someone broke into the house, which 380 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:52,879 Speaker 1: for most people would be a terrifying experience. But the 381 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:57,000 Speaker 1: burglar picked the wrong house. The homeowner is a guy 382 00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:00,919 Speaker 1: named Henry Rojas. He's an MMA fighter. Oh n and uh. 383 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,960 Speaker 1: He confronted the intruder and then proceeded to kick the 384 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,680 Speaker 1: ever living ish out of this guy. 385 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:07,600 Speaker 8: I love these stories. 386 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,600 Speaker 1: According to the police report, the intruder was already black 387 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,439 Speaker 1: and blue by the time they arrived. 388 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:13,800 Speaker 8: Yeah, first round knockout. 389 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:17,120 Speaker 1: He was arrested in charged with breaking and entering. No 390 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,439 Speaker 1: charges for mister Rojas, and to add insult to his 391 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,879 Speaker 1: multiple injuries, he wasn't even supposed to be there. I 392 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:26,200 Speaker 1: guess he had gotten drunk and accidentally mistook this house 393 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,680 Speaker 1: for a friend's house who lived in the area. 394 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:34,320 Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, god works, It's all right. Yeah, here's before 395 00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:35,240 Speaker 8: to another fire too. 396 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,680 Speaker 1: Here's mister Rojas on the news. I'm prepared. You know. 397 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,080 Speaker 1: My first thing, I don't lie your guns. I've been 398 00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:44,320 Speaker 1: looking for for a knife or nothing, only got on 399 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:51,400 Speaker 1: my hands. That's it. Nice that wrong house, brother, What 400 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,760 Speaker 1: what did you would say of people at ninety three? 401 00:22:54,359 --> 00:23:01,959 Speaker 1: I would sell the world. Yes, come near my house. 402 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:04,960 Speaker 4: The wood show. 403 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:13,200 Speaker 1: I got a text here pot show. It's my birthday. 404 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,800 Speaker 1: But like what it's just another day when you're this old, 405 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,880 Speaker 1: being a dad of a sixteen year old girl. I'm 406 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,040 Speaker 1: curious what app what he is using the track his 407 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,720 Speaker 1: son's phone. Oh yeah, looking to see all of her 408 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:31,720 Speaker 1: texts from her boyfriend. Oh side, stay stoopid. Yeah, is 409 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:36,800 Speaker 1: greatly appreciated. Happy birthday month, menace. Thank you. I appreciate it. 410 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,000 Speaker 1: That's from the text nine four nine send your text 411 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,720 Speaker 1: go to two two nine eight seven. Now I will 412 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:45,400 Speaker 1: say my son is responsible for being in the situation 413 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,800 Speaker 1: that he is in with mommy daddy phone, as I 414 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:51,840 Speaker 1: call it, I look into his information. There's a couple 415 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,760 Speaker 1: of different things you can do, and I'll tell you that, 416 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,480 Speaker 1: but I will tell you that, yes, you need to 417 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:58,080 Speaker 1: be hypervigilant as a parent. You need to know as 418 00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:01,400 Speaker 1: best you can do your best work to figure out 419 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,359 Speaker 1: what your kids are up to and where they're going 420 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,600 Speaker 1: and who they're with and are they really doing the 421 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,159 Speaker 1: things that they say they're doing. And you could do 422 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,080 Speaker 1: that without being super obvious, but it's a way to 423 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,200 Speaker 1: test to make sure that they are earning and keeping 424 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,200 Speaker 1: your trust. Like if they tell you're gonna they're gonna 425 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,920 Speaker 1: be a particular place, like maybe one of these days 426 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,320 Speaker 1: follow up just kind of just kind of roll down 427 00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:23,360 Speaker 1: there without even them knowing that you went down there, 428 00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:25,640 Speaker 1: but just to see if they're actually there, like, oh, 429 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,000 Speaker 1: we went to the mall, Like just maybe to see 430 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:32,679 Speaker 1: if they're at the mall, yeah, costume or even call 431 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,359 Speaker 1: them hey, Uh, I was out and you know, I 432 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,200 Speaker 1: just popped by. Hey, I wanted to give you a 433 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:39,280 Speaker 1: couple of bucks for something. I'll just figure that I'm 434 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:42,480 Speaker 1: right outside the Macy's once you pop on out, give 435 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:43,080 Speaker 1: you a half. 436 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,399 Speaker 4: Hour, you know. 437 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,760 Speaker 1: So there's different things. But the other the other part 438 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,000 Speaker 1: I will say, before you give whatever, you have your 439 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:54,800 Speaker 1: medas on the on the subject, also be aware that 440 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,800 Speaker 1: you may learn things and find out things that you 441 00:24:57,359 --> 00:25:01,160 Speaker 1: didn't want to know. So you're not super concerned about it, 442 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,879 Speaker 1: but it's something that you didn't want to see or 443 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:04,520 Speaker 1: he didn't want to know. 444 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:09,800 Speaker 10: Yeah, right, because it is it is Uh, it is 445 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,520 Speaker 10: an invasion of privacy for sure, but I think it's 446 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:15,800 Speaker 10: also part of your job as a parent to make 447 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:16,800 Speaker 10: sure that you know what's going on. 448 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:21,879 Speaker 1: GAB is the company that uh that's my son's mommy 449 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,200 Speaker 1: daddy phone is why I call it, And so they 450 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,480 Speaker 1: can't add context. There's no web browser. There are apps, 451 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:30,359 Speaker 1: but it's apps that I would have to then put 452 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,920 Speaker 1: on his phone from my phone. So he's got like 453 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,080 Speaker 1: the ESPN app, He's got stuff like that so we 454 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,199 Speaker 1: can see hockey scores and things that he's interested in. 455 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:40,280 Speaker 1: But there's no social media apps, there's no web browser, 456 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:45,560 Speaker 1: nothing like that. He's on lockdown and that was since 457 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,960 Speaker 1: what April we were on the Disney cruise. 458 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,119 Speaker 8: How much longer is he going to have this phone? 459 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:53,720 Speaker 1: We'll see, I don't know, we'll see because here's the thing. 460 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,520 Speaker 1: We've been burned a handful of times, and so now 461 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,040 Speaker 1: we're here and it's not gonna be one of those 462 00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:59,800 Speaker 1: things where after like a week of gone, oh, I 463 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,520 Speaker 1: got you're been fine for the week, I said, man, 464 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:02,959 Speaker 1: you're gonna have to earn your way out of this. 465 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:05,520 Speaker 5: And is I mean, I'm sure kid would be like 466 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,399 Speaker 5: uh no, But is there any part of him that's, like, 467 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,600 Speaker 5: you know what, I feel better not having all this 468 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:11,520 Speaker 5: crap on my phone? 469 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:12,880 Speaker 1: He says he doesn't really care. 470 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,160 Speaker 9: Okay, that's awesome actually, but. 471 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:16,680 Speaker 1: He doesn't say in a way like I don't care, 472 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:18,080 Speaker 1: doesn't say it like in a defiant way. 473 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,320 Speaker 9: It doesn't change his life, and honestly. 474 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:25,000 Speaker 1: Probably for the best because social media is nothing but poison, 475 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:25,840 Speaker 1: right exactly. 476 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,000 Speaker 9: That's why I have kids. 477 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, I do have a story where I did lie 478 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:33,280 Speaker 1: about my location once and my mom never ever checked 479 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,399 Speaker 1: in on me. But I told her that I was 480 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,359 Speaker 1: staying at my buddy's house. But I was actually going 481 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,440 Speaker 1: on a trip with my girlfriend at the time, two 482 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,520 Speaker 1: and a half hours away to go stay at her 483 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:45,399 Speaker 1: sister's house. She showed up to my friend's house just 484 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,760 Speaker 1: to check on me, and dude, she's like, you get 485 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,840 Speaker 1: back right now. And we just got to the sister's 486 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,240 Speaker 1: house two and a half hours away and I had 487 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:57,359 Speaker 1: to come. That had to be the longest ride home. Oh, dude, 488 00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:01,760 Speaker 1: knowing on the other end was deaf. It was the worst. Yeah. Now, 489 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,639 Speaker 1: the gab phone is also where you know if there 490 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,320 Speaker 1: there have been times like where I texted him like 491 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:11,840 Speaker 1: I don't give an ish, like you call me right now, yeah, right, 492 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,760 Speaker 1: and it shows up as oh, there's a there's a 493 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,200 Speaker 1: questionable text that was sent to you, so it won't 494 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:21,639 Speaker 1: show me all of his text messages. Yeah, there's like 495 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,000 Speaker 1: certain things like language or if there's like maybe some 496 00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:26,280 Speaker 1: kind of violent thing or some kind of sexual thing. 497 00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:27,119 Speaker 1: It will let me know. 498 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,040 Speaker 9: Can you put in the keywords you want to have 499 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:29,800 Speaker 9: notified that. 500 00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:31,960 Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think it just kind of 501 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:35,120 Speaker 1: screen standard. Yeah, there are some apps that you can 502 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:38,399 Speaker 1: get that you can see everything. You could see every 503 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:41,119 Speaker 1: web search, you can see every action, you can see 504 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,760 Speaker 1: every text in out, every photo that's taken, every video, 505 00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:48,560 Speaker 1: every and that one's called And we don't have this one. 506 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,240 Speaker 1: We did at one point, but then I said, you 507 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:55,480 Speaker 1: know what, mommy daddy phone's better. It's called m spy, 508 00:27:55,720 --> 00:28:00,840 Speaker 1: like Mary M spy and you can look that up. 509 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,000 Speaker 1: You can just go online m spy and but that 510 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,760 Speaker 1: that will is the person using that know that it's 511 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:10,200 Speaker 1: one of those phones. No, it's any phone. I could 512 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:14,000 Speaker 1: put spots on your phone, but probably without you knowing. 513 00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:18,080 Speaker 9: Yeah, aust my settings. 514 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:22,560 Speaker 1: But I'm saying people people use it to spy on 515 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,439 Speaker 1: their spouse. The spouse is up to if they're cheating, 516 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:32,800 Speaker 1: you know, different things. Exactly what I looked in, Like 517 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,200 Speaker 1: I said, I know about it because I looked into 518 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:35,960 Speaker 1: because we're trying to figure out, like how do we 519 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:37,679 Speaker 1: keep an eye on this stuff? And then I figure, like, 520 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,720 Speaker 1: you know what, this is too much. The the mommy 521 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,680 Speaker 1: daddy phone is a much better way to go. It's 522 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,160 Speaker 1: really a thing. The gab phone is really more for 523 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:48,440 Speaker 1: it's forget like kids first cell phone. Your kids have activities. 524 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,520 Speaker 1: You're looking to coordinate where the pickup or whatever it is, 525 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:52,720 Speaker 1: or if they need to get a hold of you, 526 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,000 Speaker 1: they can get a hold of you or you set 527 00:28:55,080 --> 00:29:00,280 Speaker 1: like whatever context they're able to text or call. Could 528 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,960 Speaker 1: do that start her phone exactly. It's an it's an 529 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:10,560 Speaker 1: android yook, but it's called gap G A B B. Yeah, 530 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,720 Speaker 1: if you, if you, if you want to check it out. 531 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:15,440 Speaker 7: So Gina, I have a funny little thing real quick. 532 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,040 Speaker 7: Oh yeah, you know how you love air tags? 533 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:17,800 Speaker 9: Oh A big fan? 534 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:18,640 Speaker 8: Well I found out. 535 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,640 Speaker 7: They work because I have one in my suitcase and 536 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,720 Speaker 7: my friend picked up my suitcase last night for me, 537 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:24,880 Speaker 7: and then she called me like an hour later, like 538 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,920 Speaker 7: freaking out. She's like, do you have an air tag? 539 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,920 Speaker 7: Like this thing's going off in my car and this 540 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,440 Speaker 7: my phone's like these alerts are going off saying someone's 541 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:34,040 Speaker 7: following me and I didn't know that it did that. 542 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:37,640 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, because I remember when they first came 543 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,840 Speaker 1: out people were taking the air tags and like putting 544 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:43,120 Speaker 1: them under people's cars, and so like a creeper would like, 545 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,480 Speaker 1: you know, or people that wanted to steal your car, 546 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:47,760 Speaker 1: they would just put an air tag somewhere on your car. 547 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,240 Speaker 1: They wouldn't steal it right there, they'd wait for you 548 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,200 Speaker 1: to drive it home and then in the middle of 549 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:53,600 Speaker 1: the night going then take your CA. So now a 550 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,800 Speaker 1: phone will alert you. 551 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,360 Speaker 8: It's actually really cool that it does. 552 00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:00,560 Speaker 1: Alert you if you have an air tag you that 553 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:02,960 Speaker 1: is not part of registered, you know, in. 554 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,400 Speaker 8: Your time and it may be the alarm go off too. 555 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:09,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, Covin does that with the AirPods too, Like you 556 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,640 Speaker 1: have some air pods inner you that are not yours, 557 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,720 Speaker 1: let you know eight seven seven forty four. Wooding set 558 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:20,680 Speaker 1: us a text two two nine eight seven back in 559 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:21,000 Speaker 1: a bit