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Speaker 1: It has absolutely nothing to do with us. We would

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Speaker 1: never ever ever do this. So if anyone plays this

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Speaker 1: audio and tries to incriminate me, I'm telling you right now,

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Speaker 1: this has nothing to do with us. I would never

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Speaker 1: ever ever even think of doing this.

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Speaker 2: There we go.

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Speaker 1: We're live on ninety three three fl Z. It is

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Speaker 1: the Joe Show. What is on Saturday is the best

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Speaker 1: day ever?

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Speaker 2: What mambrella? All right?

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Speaker 1: So Gasparilla obviously comes with rules. There are wet zones,

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Speaker 1: there are dry zones. I learned that a couple of

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Speaker 1: days ago from Katie. I have four years told people

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Speaker 1: that it's the one day where it's open container.

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Speaker 2: You can go around and drink wherever you want.

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Speaker 1: I was way off of Okay, conversation with a buddy

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Speaker 1: does not work for us, does not not affiliated Diehart

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Speaker 1: having a conversation about Gasparilla though, And they were listening

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Speaker 1: to the show and they did not know as well

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Speaker 1: that it was an open container. So they filled me

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Speaker 1: in and said, yeah, I've been cleaning out my sunscreen bottles. Like,

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Speaker 1: what are you talking about? And he goes, well, sunscreen bottles.

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Speaker 1: Whenever I go to like places like Rage J you know,

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Speaker 1: I'll go to the trap. Sure, I bring sunscreen bottles.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, you even bring it to the truck, right, Well,

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Speaker 1: listen at the end of the day if you say listen,

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Speaker 1: I you know I got skin cancer or something like that,

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Speaker 1: which I told him a horrible thing to lie about,

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Speaker 1: but he said, no one's ever gonna question if you

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Speaker 1: have that. What I do is I clean them out

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Speaker 1: and I put liquor in it. I think that's hilarious.

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Speaker 2: That is very funny.

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Speaker 1: It reminds me if it's always sunny in Philadelphia. They

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Speaker 1: acted like they did that, and then Charlie ended up

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Speaker 1: he was just eating sunscret.

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Speaker 2: I looked on Amazon, and did you know that they

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Speaker 2: sell that?

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Speaker 3: I did not know that they sell You said, it's a.

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Speaker 2: They sell sunscreen bottles that are just like.

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Speaker 3: The Yeah, empty and ready to be filled.

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Speaker 1: With booth eight ninety three ninety three What did you

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Speaker 1: sneak it in? And I want to make this very clear,

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Speaker 1: just in case anyone pulls this audio and tries to

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Speaker 1: incriminate us of anything. We don't sneak alcohol. It's a

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Speaker 1: dry zone on the FLZ flow. We're responsible while we're

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Speaker 1: on the fax and then after we black out.

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Speaker 2: That is the fact. Yes, But during it, I have

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Speaker 2: no substances in me.

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Speaker 1: Don't ask me for any Everyone always a They say, Joe,

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Speaker 1: give me some weed.

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Speaker 2: I know you got wet on you.

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Speaker 1: I say, not today, I don't have it, So no

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Speaker 1: one asks you for They say, Joe, I know that

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Speaker 1: you've got some shooters on you. Give me a shooter.

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Speaker 1: I say, I don't have that. I don't drink on Gasparilla.

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Speaker 1: Until after that you're like, shooter, you barely know were exactly.

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Speaker 1: They say, Jad, give me the tequila. Jed says, I

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Speaker 1: don't drink. Nope, I'm recovery until we get off.

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Speaker 3: The one of my friends went to Sunset. She ended

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Speaker 3: up buying Bengals. Did you know, I don't know if

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Speaker 3: Bengals are, but they're big bracelet of course.

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Speaker 2: And I've seen those ones.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, and it's uh, it's you literally just put

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Speaker 3: liquor in it and so you just drink it.

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Speaker 2: From the wrist.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, wow, they do make any and everything for you.

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Speaker 3: To sneak into these places.

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Speaker 1: They make one that looks like an ankle monitor, because

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Speaker 1: the whole thing is, well, the whole thing is like

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Speaker 1: if you ever see someone with it, like the ankle monitors,

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Speaker 1: you're you're not gonna ask them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean? Hey, what did you do?

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Speaker 2: I might, but you're probably not gonna ask them.

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Speaker 1: So you put it in something that people aren't going

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Speaker 1: to ask about, and then you move on.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm not going to ask you, especially me.

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Speaker 3: Can I get some sunscreen?

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Speaker 1: Bro?

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Speaker 2: Wow? Why do you say that I ran out? I

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Speaker 2: drink it all?

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Speaker 3: Or you're bringing it this weekend?

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Speaker 4: All?

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Speaker 3: I thought it was gonna be sonny. I guess I

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Speaker 3: don't need it.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Chantal, your mom used to sneak liquor and.

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Speaker 3: What mouthwashed bottle? Oh my god, that's yeah.

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Speaker 2: So what would she put?

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Speaker 2: Uh, what is the blue liquor? Blue?

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Speaker 1: The blue one, the blue one that they know they

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Speaker 1: always give it out at clubs because it's super cheap alcohol.

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Speaker 1: What is it called?

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Speaker 2: Yes, maybe she used to do she used to do

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Speaker 2: vodka into them and somehow she'd likely reseal them and

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Speaker 2: it worked. For that's when you know you got to

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Speaker 2: you got to cool?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 4: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well I'll let my friend know. And once again,

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Speaker 1: there's nothing to do with us nothing. Do you believe Chantell?

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Speaker 2: Do you believe me when I say that, of course,

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Speaker 2: nothing to do with you.

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Speaker 1: I actally it is fun fact. I won't even drink,

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Speaker 1: This is true. I won't. I stopped drinking on Saturday,

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Speaker 1: and I won't have a sip of alcohol until after the.

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Speaker 3: Parade, until we hit the end of.

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Speaker 1: Casaf when oh oh no, no, no, Ashley, I walk away.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm It's like Jed with a school away.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I like that, Brianna. When you go to festivals, what

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Speaker 1: do you do?

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Speaker 5: So I go to a ton of festivals and you

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Speaker 5: would open the campon and you get one of those

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Speaker 5: you can buy them off Amazon, a little like glass

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Speaker 5: like tree shooters or whatever, and then you steal the

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Speaker 5: tampon back up with a flat iron. And then when

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Speaker 5: I went on Margaritaville with you guys, you can buy

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Speaker 5: shampoo and conditioner bottles on Amazon and you fill.

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Speaker 3: Those up a ticker.

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Speaker 2: Now, obviously everything on this show is fake.

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Speaker 1: Did not bring her on to the Margaritaville at sea

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Speaker 1: Cruise Brianna bought a drink package.

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Speaker 5: Different cruise.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it was a different crew. There you go.

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Speaker 1: All right, Now the show's back to being completely uh, Brianna.

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Speaker 1: By the way, we're gonna announce the next cruise doing

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Speaker 1: it again.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, me and my husband are gonna come.

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Speaker 1: By the way, Brianna, it is longer than last time.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have even more fun.

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Speaker 2: Yes we are. Wait, can't wait.

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Speaker 5: I was known as a two and nine girl on

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Speaker 5: a cruise.

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Speaker 2: Oh but Ashley, Yeah you are.

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Speaker 1: I've got a video of you and uh, you and Ashley.

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Speaker 1: Actually that is very funny. I'll show it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I probably don't remember if it was last I.

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Speaker 1: Don't think either of you were quite Frankly, Brianna, I'll

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Speaker 1: tax you later.

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Speaker 2: Back in the day, Chris, your dad did what.

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Speaker 4: A pair of bar binoculars, And it was a look

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Speaker 4: like a pair of regular binoculars, and you screw off

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Speaker 4: the lens and fill with Jack Daniels. And when you

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Speaker 4: go into a sporting event like the Orange Bowl, uh,

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Speaker 4: to watch dolphins, no one would assume, yeah, booze in

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Speaker 4: there because they look like a pair of binoculars.

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be fun to have that, you know, pirate

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Speaker 1: theme for this weekend. If you had it in a

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Speaker 1: town long time, they probably had that.

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Speaker 2: Everything.

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Speaker 1: That's cool, Chris, I like that. And oh, speaking of

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Speaker 1: the whole tampon thing, they do have that on Amazon.

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Speaker 1: I sent that to you guys last night.

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Speaker 2: No one will bus Matt you.

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Speaker 3: Ohon me tampon's Yeah.

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Speaker 1: He loves to drink, of course. If you snuck alcohol, hmm,

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't really have anything like super imaginative. It's usually

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Speaker 3: just like water bottles, you know, refillable mugs. YETI yeah,

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Speaker 3: sound full? YETI I'm totally hydrated.

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Speaker 2: Wells Voka right now.

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Speaker 3: You guys don't even know.

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Speaker 1: I genuinely I cannot wait. Obviously, it's gonna be cold,

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Speaker 1: there's no doubt about it. You probably woke up and

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Speaker 1: had frost on your windshield if you park outside. This

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Speaker 1: is still gonna be the best day of the year.

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Speaker 1: If you have never been, I really recommend you go

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Speaker 1: out and and join the hundreds of thousands of people

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Speaker 1: that crowd Bay Shore and celebrate a festival like none other,

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Speaker 1: a pirate fest. This is Gasparilla, and we'll be hanging

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Speaker 1: out with you as well. On our Joe Show float.

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Speaker 1: That's right, Our Joe's a gaspar float. We're floating number

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Speaker 1: thirteen too, by the way, so you're gonna see us.

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Speaker 1: We're one of the very first floats there. Bring a

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Speaker 1: Joe Show Sucks sign. Okay, bring a Joe Show Sucks sign,

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Speaker 1: and we'll give you exclusive merch which I believe Nikki

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Speaker 1: has picked up last night, which says, so we'll get

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Speaker 1: a video and everything up there so you can see it.

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Speaker 1: And one last thing that was about a friend.

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Speaker 3: We went to see a man.

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Speaker 2: About a dog and I had I guess.

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