Speaker 1: Yeah, and watch out, he'll take your your maybe do
Speaker 1: a little all right, is Mojo in the morning. So
Speaker 1: Father's Day is coming up, and we all know how
Speaker 1: much we love our dads. But dads want something other
Speaker 1: than socks and ties.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: You know, mostly when dads ask for something like for
Speaker 1: Father's Day, they get what they don't want, and that
Speaker 1: is not really always nice. Like Mom's I feel like,
Speaker 1: you guys get better treatment. And I hear commercials sometimes
Speaker 1: for things that moms have, you know, people advertised for
Speaker 1: Mother's Day, and I'm like, no, that's kind of cool
Speaker 1: gift to give mom, you know, spa treatments and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. Dads, you know what they get, mattress sales.
Speaker 3: They get, they get they get.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: By the way, there's something about everybody buys a mattress
Speaker 1: around fourth of July.
Speaker 4: To Amorial Day and fourth of Jily.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're right, uh and uh fishing poles, you
Speaker 1: know that's one of those ones.
Speaker 4: Golf balls.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, listen to what is now becoming a bigger
Speaker 1: thing for dads. Dads are looking at plastic surgery. Right now,
Speaker 1: cosmetic surgery procedures are booming among men, and many of
Speaker 1: these middle aged guys. These dads are looking to do
Speaker 1: procedures that will make them look younger, just like everybody
Speaker 1: wants to look younger. Here are some of the most
Speaker 1: popular that are out there. Nose jobs, eyelid surgery. What
Speaker 1: do you do to your eyelands?
Speaker 4: That's a really popular one right now?
Speaker 3: Everybody you look like the dog.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also liposuction, breast reduction, guys with man boobs, hair transplants, uh,
Speaker 1: and more. These are bigger, you know, things that are
Speaker 1: happening nowadays where guys are for you know, things like
Speaker 1: the big surgeries. Also looking at botox and fillers too
Speaker 1: to make themselves look younger. I don't know if there
Speaker 1: are any guys that are listening that that that do this,
Speaker 1: but I'd love to know if there any guys.
Speaker 3: You a past like, I know you've done botox before.
Speaker 3: Would you ever do anything yeah that required surgery for real?
Speaker 4: I'm being serious.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not. I'm not lying to you. I would
Speaker 1: love to get rid of the gut like I would
Speaker 1: love to get You're already doing that though, no, but
Speaker 1: I'm not. It's not going away. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: skin there, but there's also a lot of fat there too.
Speaker 1: I'd like to suck some of that stuff out.
Speaker 4: They tell me, do you guys get Tommy tuks?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, is that what that would be? Yeah? There
Speaker 1: are there are guys that do exactly the same procedures
Speaker 1: that women do. The only problem that I would have
Speaker 1: with it is the downtime. Like I just could not
Speaker 1: see myself doing it and then taking a week off
Speaker 1: of work, you know, and then you come into work
Speaker 1: and you still can't do certain things, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean?
Speaker 2: Like it?
Speaker 1: And if I did it, I think I would tell
Speaker 1: everybody what I'm doing. Absolutely people would know. Well there
Speaker 1: are some people though that that don't tell people, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Can I tell you something?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 3: I love when people try to play off like I
Speaker 3: have never done anything to my face, I'm like, your lips.
Speaker 4: Take up half your face?
Speaker 1: You did ye?
Speaker 4: Everybody know?
Speaker 3: Or like they go from my boobs to boobs, yeah,
Speaker 3: to lydia.
Speaker 4: I'm like you, you might as well just stop people.
Speaker 6: If I got something done, though, yeah, i'd get I
Speaker 6: get my my weness decreased.
Speaker 1: Yeah really Yeah.
Speaker 6: Lately, I don't know procedure, I don't know, yeah, anything.
Speaker 1: Lately Josiah has been coming behind me.
Speaker 4: And just you need that. You need that.
Speaker 3: Skin elasticity you need you can't you can't produce.
Speaker 1: That well, but you can actually take skin from like
Speaker 1: hare too. Like yeah, if you have like the flappers,
Speaker 1: you don't have floppers. Listen, I'm not gonna lie. I
Speaker 1: have to.
Speaker 6: I gotta start lifting more because I'll be at business
Speaker 6: games sometimes.
Speaker 1: Like make some noise to pull it down so like
Speaker 1: nice and there's like a flag all right. I want
Speaker 1: to ask this question, and I want to ask the
Speaker 1: others on the show this question. If Kevi and I
Speaker 1: for Father's Day were to get a Father's Day plastic
Speaker 1: surgery gift, what do you think we should get?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Which what would you get us?
Speaker 6: Like, come on, I don't want my ears pinned up.
Speaker 6: I ain't trying to got a damn Doberman people.
Speaker 2: That.
Speaker 1: Honestly, there's a couple of things that I would want
Speaker 1: to do. One is obviously the gut. Another one's higher
Speaker 1: above boobs. Want the boobs?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: I thought you would.
Speaker 3: You'd say, you said hair transplant for your bold spot hair?
Speaker 4: Is that you are sweary that you have?
Speaker 1: She just got me really scared. She just tried to
Speaker 1: save herself. A bald spot goes for your bald spot,
Speaker 1: that say, you let me see it.
Speaker 3: I got to be honest with you. You really, I
Speaker 3: don't don't think you have a bald spot there.
Speaker 1: Neither I do you don't.
Speaker 4: By the way, my sweet I can say that because
Speaker 4: he's out of down.
Speaker 1: He is.
Speaker 3: Yes he is, really, yes he is. Actually he's already
Speaker 3: noticed it, and he's very self kind.
Speaker 7: Would you.
Speaker 1: He would look crazy?
Speaker 3: I mean I would be okay with it. I love him,
Speaker 3: but he's got a good head of hair.
Speaker 1: Would you want him to go to Turkey?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 1: Like maybe he and I could do like a friends
Speaker 1: and family discount?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean sure, I think they're there.
Speaker 1: Imagine two of us sitting on a plane together. Hat. No,
Speaker 1: I'm going to be in.
Speaker 4: So much trouble for saying that. By the way, I
Speaker 4: wish I could take that back. Dump dump dump dump dump.
Speaker 1: You go first, you go for it, Like I'll be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys want to go first? All right, West is
Speaker 1: going to go first. Can I tell you this that.
Speaker 4: Would you do that if it really got Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Actually, actually, Chelsea and I have had this conversation
Speaker 1: that like hair, to me, is more important to me
Speaker 1: than even like my my fat body or whatever. So
Speaker 1: it's like, because I've always had good hair, and I've
Speaker 1: always thought I would have good hair, and then when occasionally,
Speaker 1: like if George or Katrina cut my hair too short,
Speaker 1: it will show that I have like a thinness there
Speaker 1: because I have a colic that's up there, and I
Speaker 1: know eventually it's going to be gone. And I look.
Speaker 1: I look at pictures of my dad sometimes and I
Speaker 1: see me I'm going, oh my god, because my dad's
Speaker 1: hair kind of rose this way and then got rid
Speaker 1: of this way. When did he start balding? Like I
Speaker 1: don't see. The weirdest part is I always thought that
Speaker 1: my dad was always, you know, an old guy, and
Speaker 1: now I look back at pictures of my dad when
Speaker 1: he's my age, and I'm like, oh my god, we're
Speaker 1: the same guy.
Speaker 7: I still got a lot like guys, go ball you young.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 1: My brother Tony's got a humongous head of hair. That's
Speaker 1: that bastard, I'm telling you. I bet he's got the
Speaker 1: biggest bush too. I've not seen it, but that's a weird.
Speaker 1: Uh what he kind of bush does? West a big
Speaker 1: bush what's going on? Tyo? So you definitely no sense
Speaker 1: you haven atn Olympics, but I do. But yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: Actually they used to call me frog butt, so I
Speaker 1: have it's awful, Tasia, even more reason to get one.
Speaker 1: But I don't think I would do the butt because
Speaker 1: I don't like the idea of like how that would hurt, like.
Speaker 3: Like like sitting on like filler or what do they
Speaker 3: put in their fat?
Speaker 1: When when I when I went to doctor Batty at
Speaker 1: U of M and got my shoulder surgery done, I
Speaker 1: couldn't lay on certain sides and stuff. And I actually
Speaker 1: said to him, I go, this is going to keep
Speaker 1: me from ever getting a butt job, because I would
Speaker 1: want to be able to sit you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Do women want guys with like a butt though? We
Speaker 1: want something to hold on and grab a little bit. Really,
Speaker 1: I thought that was hard thing for yourself.
Speaker 5: No, we don't want nothing.
Speaker 7: We don't want our hands to slide down the back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to grab something, that's what the front is.
Speaker 1: Hold up your pants too, It's it's tough to hold
Speaker 1: up my pants sometimes. What's going on, Nate? How you doing?
Speaker 2: Hey? Body? I think men get boatocks.
Speaker 1: They probably wipe back to frontoto.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of guys, a lot of guys you
Speaker 3: probably know, get it and just.
Speaker 4: Don't say anything to Nate.
Speaker 1: I'm telling popular, I'm telling and I do wipe back
Speaker 1: to front too. But I but I call that bread, right,
Speaker 1: it's called what's that?
Speaker 2: That's called the yeast infection?
Speaker 1: You're making bread?
Speaker 5: I can't understand called the yeast infections making bread?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Nate, Uh, do you have anything Do you
Speaker 1: have anything on your body that you wish that you
Speaker 1: could have looked different?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: I probably use the hair plugs.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you got on top of my head. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll I'll tell you what hair for. There are certain
Speaker 1: guys that just look great bald. I don't think I
Speaker 1: would look good bald, like I think bald. Bald would
Speaker 1: be bad on me. Kevin is a good guy too,
Speaker 1: by the way, with his with the hair. I think
Speaker 1: you would not look good bald.
Speaker 6: My dad and my grandfather my dad still has a
Speaker 6: handf of a hair, and my grandfather on your mom's
Speaker 6: side though, Yeah, I forgot howl.
Speaker 2: See.
Speaker 4: I think I think you could pull off bald.
Speaker 3: You'd get a cool pair of glasses because you're just
Speaker 3: I don't know if there are certain guys.
Speaker 4: I'm like they have a style and a set. Not
Speaker 4: saying you don't have style mojo, but you don't have stuff. keV,
Speaker 4: you can pull it off.
Speaker 6: I don't want to be bald, though I'm looking for too.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's more maintenance with bald.
Speaker 6: They gotta shave every day, especially if they want the
Speaker 6: shiny boy where it's looking at like all.
Speaker 1: Me, somebody needs to tell me if they have ever
Speaker 1: gone to Turkey because they always talk about that, Like
Speaker 1: is there other stuff to do in Turkey? Get teeth?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I know girls who go there for those jobs.
Speaker 1: So it isn't a big just plastic.
Speaker 7: Surgery a and they're really good.
Speaker 4: You know what else they do in Turkey that I
Speaker 4: just wout out about?
Speaker 3: An You can get eyebrow hair implants like you know
Speaker 3: how big like Lily Collins Emily in Paris, like a
Speaker 3: big fluffy eyebrow. If you want thick eyebrows, you can
Speaker 3: go there and do that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I got one hair five five eight
Speaker 1: success for Kevin. Ready for this one? Here we go.
Speaker 1: Kevin needs ankle reduction.
Speaker 6: See then the only fans not gonna pot.
Speaker 4: Your ankles on the camera for free, for free. I'm
Speaker 4: honestly never.
Speaker 7: Seen the side.
Speaker 4: Put the sock down, Put the sock.
Speaker 1: Down, Put the sock down. Yeah, where does.
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