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Speaker 1: Joe Shows eleven nine amazing, A good day. This is

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Speaker 1: a great day.

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Speaker 2: Hey, you know I always say the very last moment

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Speaker 2: of the show is okay to talk about this. In

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Speaker 2: the very first moment of the show, is okay to

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Speaker 2: talk about this. Kids are just starting to get up,

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Speaker 2: but they're not listening to us. We if they happen

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Speaker 2: to be code words, duh. But this weekend we're going

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Speaker 2: on a little family trip. Very very excited about that,

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Speaker 2: and we're gonna stay in hotels and whatnot because it's

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Speaker 2: a trip, and Jed is bringing his girlfriend. This is

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Speaker 2: her first time going out with all of us, which

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Speaker 2: I think is gonna be really cool. I'll tell you

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Speaker 2: who's the most excited. I think Alyssa, Oh.

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Speaker 1: I know she is. Yeah, so's Ordina. She's excited to

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Speaker 1: be She's like, I get get girlfriends. She's like, I'm

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Speaker 1: excited to hang out with Alissa, Terry, ashleydy.

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Speaker 2: O, Katie, everyone's on. Here's the deal. Is this the

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Speaker 2: first time you stayed at a hotel with her?

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Speaker 1: It is this is the first time that it's a

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Speaker 1: sleepover at a place that's not my house.

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Speaker 2: We might not see that.

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Speaker 1: No, why why do you guys, why do you Joe and.

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Speaker 2: You don't get excited for a hotel? I gets so excited.

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Speaker 2: But I'm so exciting.

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Speaker 1: I know she I'm more excited for like the amenities

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Speaker 1: because we're sitting like a being a van, like Lazy River,

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Speaker 1: Bloody Mary's Arcade. Like I'm more excited for that stuff

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Speaker 1: because we don't get to experience that stuff all the time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but buddy, we do, you're saying with her, you don't.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, That's what I'm saying. But buddy, buddy, But yeah, but.

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Speaker 2: Buddy, what let's go back to She's like, hey, cookies,

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Speaker 2: do you want to bite?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: He's like, I got the milk.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, But when I'm with the crew, because then when

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Speaker 1: we come back next week on Monday, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: get a bunch of grief from Joe and Ashley. As

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Speaker 1: long as you prove it to me.

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Speaker 3: You know, all these trips, I I you could do whatever.

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Speaker 2: If you're blowing me off to sleep, oh god, that's

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Speaker 2: one thing. But if you're blowing me off because I

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Speaker 2: wish I would say you know, I'm not going to

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Speaker 2: say it. I'm not going to say it. But if

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Speaker 2: you've got a dirty mind, you know where that was going.

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Speaker 2: But if you were blowing me off.

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Speaker 3: For that also, I think of all the times that

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Speaker 3: Joe has probably blown us off.

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Speaker 1: If I'm ever blowing you.

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Speaker 3: Guys off that second guess it's like, what would Joe do?

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Speaker 3: He would go up to the room. Yes, yes, that's

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Speaker 3: what I'm gonna bracelet for this weekend? What would Joe do?

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Speaker 1: You round back now?

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Speaker 2: Granted, But of course the argument to that is, then again,

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Speaker 2: Joe's always at the things?

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Speaker 1: How is that even possible? Work? Quick? Telling you right now,

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Speaker 1: I get so excited sometimes I kept you why I'm

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Speaker 1: hesitant about it. I'm hesitant about it because once it's

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Speaker 1: the first time I would say okay, it'd be because

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Speaker 1: I don't want to like go and run off, and

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Speaker 1: then it's like, well, where's Jet?

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Speaker 2: We know?

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Speaker 3: Man with your girl?

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Speaker 1: I know, but but I know exactly how it's gonna work.

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Speaker 2: Ashley and I will be standing together, probably place in

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Speaker 2: like Parlays. You know, she's a Cubs fan that we'll

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Speaker 2: be getting ready for the Cubs game, So we'll be

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Speaker 2: sitting around, then we'll go where's Jet And then we'll

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Speaker 2: both look at each other and go.

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Speaker 3: Oh, you know, we know we're jet high five.

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Speaker 1: Then we move on.

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Speaker 3: And then he hits us up at like eleven thirty. Hey, guys,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna order some McDonald's.

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Speaker 1: Does anyone want a quarter pounder?

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Speaker 3: How about twelve of them?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm really nervous about this weekend. I

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Speaker 1: think it's gonna be fair.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to be next to his room if they,

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Speaker 3: oh yeah, please.

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Speaker 2: We've gone in some trips where we share. The worst

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Speaker 2: is a hotel room where you share the door.

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Speaker 1: It's awesome. No, you share the door.

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Speaker 3: When the person is in a relationship and it's their

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Speaker 3: first trip away and they're in the first time in

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Speaker 3: the hotel together, they're gonna be knocking the boots.

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Speaker 1: But Ashley, when we've done the whole, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: You're not what are you going to be like a

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Speaker 1: doctor and put your stuff sco loud?

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Speaker 3: Probably I hear it, you know loud?

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Speaker 1: No, you don't know what's happening.

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Speaker 2: When I hear the Cabana Bay uh intro music video. Uh,

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Speaker 2: you know what I'm talking about? Like the hotel main

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Speaker 2: page video. When I hear that get turned up way

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Speaker 2: too loud?

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Speaker 3: What do you mean? They're watching this over again.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, look at that.

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Speaker 2: He's really interested in Volcano Bay. The thirty second preview

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Speaker 2: they show on loop turn it down, which, by the way,

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Speaker 2: I'm going on two loops, two loops, and that is

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna.

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Speaker 1: Go for loops. And I get that one. What does

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Speaker 1: he mean that heavy? Yeah? You talking about gay stuff?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: No, no, none of that loops. No you said loops.

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Speaker 1: I just for loops? Is like, go crazy, folks.

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Speaker 3: I guess like, oh my god, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It's gazy. No, I'm not doing any of that kind

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Speaker 1: of stuff. I'm going to be wrong with No, there

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Speaker 1: is something wrong with it. I'm telling you because it's

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Speaker 1: the first time and anything that I do say or

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Speaker 1: act about is going to be judged. And I don't

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Speaker 1: want to come back on Monday morning and be like,

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Speaker 1: can you believe what jed and regret worry? I'd go, hey,

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Speaker 1: can you believe that they didn't do anything?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I would be like, I'm a little bombed, but I

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Speaker 1: got to be well behaved to a certain extent. Why

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Speaker 1: just don't do it? Because I want Why would I

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Speaker 1: do that responsible?

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Speaker 2: I know you said you wanted to be responsible to

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Speaker 2: you so, oh yeah, right of.

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Speaker 3: Course, not said course, not like you don't do it, but.

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Speaker 1: Well I know people do it, but I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: be one of those people. Good. Yeah, Yeah, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: have fun, responsible fun. I know you will.

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Speaker 3: I hope you have the best time of your life.

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Speaker 2: Jed, that's right. Rest up, it's gonna be. It sounds

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Speaker 2: like you won't be sleeping all that.

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Speaker 3: You guys riding together there, Yeah, that's gonna be a

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Speaker 3: fun car ride. Yeah, keep your hands together.

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Speaker 1: I can, I can. I have self control.

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Speaker 3: Let's just put you do I know you do?

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Speaker 1: Did she yes?

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Speaker 2: Not around you, she looks at you, yes, be completely honest.

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Speaker 2: If she looked at you, it was like, hey, you

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Speaker 2: want to go to the hotel room. You would say no,

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Speaker 2: well where are we anywhere? Well no, I'm just saying

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Speaker 2: you're in the lobby. Possible, Yeah, I would say yeah,

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Speaker 2: but if we're like, if we're in the if we're

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Speaker 2: like about to get on a ride.

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Speaker 3: Or yeah, I think I think you.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. There's times where we've been the theme

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Speaker 1: park trips and Joe, Joe and Alyssa will get off

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Speaker 1: a ride and they kind.

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Speaker 2: Of happened not at universal. It takes too long to

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Speaker 2: get back. You take a bus on everything by the.

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Speaker 1: Time we get back.

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Speaker 2: I never cared that by the time we get back,

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Speaker 2: I killed the mood by saying something dumb to a listen.

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Speaker 2: I get too excited that I try to be like,

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Speaker 2: you know, yeah, and then I I say something dumb.

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Speaker 1: That's not gonna be the case with me. That's keeping

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Speaker 1: my mouth shut because the more I say, the more

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Speaker 1: I do, the dumber I look. All Right, Well, I

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Speaker 1: can't wait too well. I hope I don't hear about it.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, I don't want to hear.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. I hope we haven't right next to

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Speaker 1: each other for this case. Joe