WEBVTT - What Did You Sneak Into Jail 

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<v Speaker 1>Why is it that I always hear these stories when

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<v Speaker 1>people try to sneak things into jails and prisons. We

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<v Speaker 1>just did a story a second ago about this woman

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<v Speaker 1>in Traverse City, which, by the way, is isn't it

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<v Speaker 1>appropriate that people are sewing to wine in Travers City,

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<v Speaker 1>That a woman's going to jail in Traverse City and

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<v Speaker 1>she was trying to sneak wine and not even not

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<v Speaker 1>even could Like Northern Michigan, there's a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>upset with us for saying that this wine that she's

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<v Speaker 1>snuck in is not good wine, because that will say,

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<v Speaker 1>we say, you and Shannas, it's not my favorite white brand.

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<v Speaker 2>I would go with I would go with it, but

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<v Speaker 2>it ain't terrible wine.

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<v Speaker 1>No I will. I will say, I don't drink wine.

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<v Speaker 1>I probably would like this version this wine better than

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<v Speaker 1>somebody that has, like a wine that's supposedly like high

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<v Speaker 1>you know Napa Valleys.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't have to be high in wine.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, Kim Crawford, it's twelve bucks at Croger

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<v Speaker 1>Crawford Goo.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>So thisman did this in West Michigan. She snuck wine

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<v Speaker 1>in her visine.

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<v Speaker 4>And she.

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<v Speaker 1>Was going into to jail or whatever, you know, so

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<v Speaker 1>she wanted to make sure that she had everything there.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know if there's anybody that's ever tried

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<v Speaker 1>to sneak something into jail or prison. I've only been

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<v Speaker 1>to prison once, okay, and not because I had to

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<v Speaker 1>go to prison.

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<v Speaker 2>No I did.

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<v Speaker 1>I did a talk at prison in the prison did

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<v Speaker 1>it talk. It was the one and only time that

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever either been asked or wanted to do it,

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<v Speaker 1>went and talked to a bunch of prisoners. It was

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<v Speaker 1>actually a ministry group that was ministering to them. They

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<v Speaker 1>go in there and they do it every single week.

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<v Speaker 1>Where they asked me if I would go, I did it.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was going to be, you know, somebody

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<v Speaker 1>that would be looked at in a weird way. We

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<v Speaker 1>had a lot of listeners. There's a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>that liked the show, but a lot of first time

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<v Speaker 1>long times. But it was that's too scary for me

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<v Speaker 1>to ever want to do again.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you scared.

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<v Speaker 1>Because of you know, these people are obviously locked up

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<v Speaker 1>with big old barbed wires and stuff. And I thought

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<v Speaker 1>to myself, Anna, these aren't the people that I normally

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<v Speaker 1>hang out with, because ain't the guys I golf with

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<v Speaker 1>and the golf course.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I just feel like there's so much security

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<v Speaker 2>around them. No listen, and they don't have anything else.

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<v Speaker 1>You ever see the movie prison Break or the TV

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<v Speaker 1>show prison Break that was, you know, or Shawshank redempntion.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, like you know, you get a little worried.

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<v Speaker 1>But I want to know, can you hear your let

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<v Speaker 1>me hear your Morgan Freeman impersonation?

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<v Speaker 2>That's all that? How do we not have people? Uh call?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh we got a couple of texts, let's call these people.

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<v Speaker 2>We have one text Well there's also three one once

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<v Speaker 2>you visit my sister in prison.

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<v Speaker 5>People stick stuff up, they booty hole too, and they

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<v Speaker 5>swallow stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>So maybe open it up to just smuggling in prison.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought that's what I was.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what you said, A giant. No, just this, No,

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<v Speaker 1>not everybody has the giant sneak there. Some have little petit.

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<v Speaker 2>Trying to think what I would sneak in like a

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<v Speaker 2>cell phone. I don't.

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<v Speaker 5>I hear the food is pretty bad, probably something food related.

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<v Speaker 5>I guess it's got to be only last it's all drugs.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like you can get anything you want in

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<v Speaker 5>there now. You probably don't even need to really sneak stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, how about the people that, how about this doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>even have to be prison or sneaking things in How

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<v Speaker 1>about the people though that when they're getting pulled over

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<v Speaker 1>by the cops and they have stuff in their car,

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<v Speaker 1>they're gonna get in trouble and they'll quickly put it

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<v Speaker 1>in their butt cracks.

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<v Speaker 4>How fast.

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<v Speaker 1>That people swallowing I'm on a weird TikTok algorithm, Apparently

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<v Speaker 1>they will literally back of their pants, boom right up

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<v Speaker 1>their booty. Wow, yeah, they're ready to go. You got

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<v Speaker 1>to loosen it. Here's here's what six seven eight says

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<v Speaker 1>I had a small incision on the band of my

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<v Speaker 1>sock and snuck in sleeping pills.

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<v Speaker 2>They will not call. They will not pick up their

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<v Speaker 2>phone call. I could see that if you were in

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<v Speaker 2>for like a quick day or bend over cough.

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<v Speaker 1>Three oh four says Uh went to visit my sister

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<v Speaker 1>in prison, switched her shoes, wore in brand new nikes,

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<v Speaker 1>walked out with old summer shoes. There was snow on

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<v Speaker 1>the ground. I was so mad, scared that I was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get busted for sure. They won't even let you

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<v Speaker 1>have like nice new nikes at all in prison. So

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<v Speaker 1>you actually had to give her your shoes. Is that

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<v Speaker 1>what they do?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. And you're in the movies. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 2>don't hang.

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<v Speaker 1>Another another texture here. I would go visit my husband

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<v Speaker 1>with my children every single week and we would sneak

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<v Speaker 1>in our kids notes that he they would write to him.

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<v Speaker 2>They weren't allowing him to have them. That should be allowed. Chris,

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<v Speaker 2>What's what's going on? Chris?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 6>Joe Shannon cav.

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<v Speaker 2>Brusk, How you doing? Buddy?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>What did you sneak into prison?

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<v Speaker 6>But Buddy did a stamp for about twenty six years.

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<v Speaker 2>Lifetime, buddy. And Uh, every time.

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<v Speaker 6>The new Jordan's or new nineties will come out, I'll

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<v Speaker 6>buy him. I wear the man, and he'll bring out

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<v Speaker 6>some ugly shoes and then we'll swap and then I'll

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<v Speaker 6>go out with ugly shoes and go back in with

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<v Speaker 6>the new shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're allowed to do that. They're allowed to have

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<v Speaker 2>brand new shoes in there that don't get checked.

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<v Speaker 6>No, no, no, just when he when he when he

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<v Speaker 6>came out to the business, they never really checked his shoes.

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<v Speaker 6>And then he came back in with a new pair

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<v Speaker 6>of shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Do we want the shoes? Though? Like, who's you in jail?

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<v Speaker 6>And everybody wanted to have new shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone that's a good shoes.

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<v Speaker 5>It ever caused problems over him and we did that,

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<v Speaker 5>we did for twenty something, I guess not did he

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<v Speaker 5>ever mention a time where it may have caused problems

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<v Speaker 5>because you know, the other inmates didn't have the shoes

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<v Speaker 5>and they wanted his.

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<v Speaker 6>No, because one of our all the friends was at

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<v Speaker 6>the same prison, wasn't worked on mom and Ryan and

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<v Speaker 6>his another friend of ours from the neighborhood would always

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<v Speaker 6>do the same thing, so they would kind of compete

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<v Speaker 6>on the shoes. And it was just one of those things.

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<v Speaker 2>They all who you know, and they's just good shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>I would worry that I'd get stabbed for my you know,

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<v Speaker 1>get shanked. Didn't they call it shanking? And I know

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<v Speaker 1>all the prison terminology there one time was there one

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<v Speaker 1>time I was like, hey, guys, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>They called me beefcake? I don't know if you want

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<v Speaker 2>to what's going on? Mark? Are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Wine?

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<v Speaker 2>Bottle? You feel mode?

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<v Speaker 4>Joe?

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<v Speaker 2>What's all?

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<v Speaker 4>It's like, what the shoes?

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<v Speaker 7>You were saying that it doesn't matter. You guys they

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<v Speaker 7>don't get really nice shoes, but they speak of n

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<v Speaker 7>but you do keep it.

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<v Speaker 2>You broke back in the day.

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<v Speaker 7>I stuck in my wedding ring.

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<v Speaker 2>You did what? Wait? Okay, what were you in for.

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<v Speaker 7>All drugs?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? And so when when did you? Like, what'd you

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<v Speaker 1>do with your wedding ring? How did you how'd you

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<v Speaker 1>sneak it in? Where'd you hide it?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay? So this is funny, but I have sort of

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<v Speaker 4>like a big butt, So it was in between my cheeks?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, how did did you get caught when

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<v Speaker 1>they told you to bend over?

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<v Speaker 2>How did it not fall out?

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<v Speaker 4>Well?

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<v Speaker 7>That was for the five minutes that was in my hole.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, you put it in there, did you? Did you?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you wrap it in anything?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So the problem was that you can get a wedding ring,

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<v Speaker 4>but it's a basic band if you get married in prison.

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<v Speaker 4>But I had a special wedding ring with stones, and uh,

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<v Speaker 4>the only people that can actually have them is they

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<v Speaker 4>had them from before and and so I just I

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<v Speaker 4>didn't want to give it up, and I took it

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<v Speaker 4>with me.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you put it in.

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<v Speaker 4>I put it in.

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<v Speaker 7>Uh four balloons.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, balloon. The balloons are a big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>I hear these people all the time that that they'll

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<v Speaker 1>swallow the balloon sometimes.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you had to obviously you had to doodo it out.

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<v Speaker 4>Well.

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<v Speaker 7>As I said keV I, it was in my cheeks

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<v Speaker 7>for the most of the time. But as soon as

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<v Speaker 7>I knew the strip starts was coming and the bend over,

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<v Speaker 7>I put it in the hole. And when they were

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<v Speaker 7>done and the bathroom, we pulled it out.

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<v Speaker 1>That's crazy. Can I tell you something interesting about like

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<v Speaker 1>this topic. Now we're getting all the good texts. We're

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<v Speaker 1>we're in a little bit of delay on our stream

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<v Speaker 1>or something. People are now starting to text in. It's

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<v Speaker 1>amazing to think see how many people have done the

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<v Speaker 1>balloon thing with all these bones. What a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of drugs, so a lot of pills, a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of a lot of marijuana. People wanted to be

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<v Speaker 1>able to smoke marijuana. Uh uh, here's here's one that's

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<v Speaker 1>not in the booty. Keith sends us here and it

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<v Speaker 1>says you have nuts stash pocket in your boxer briefs

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<v Speaker 1>and that's an area where you can actually put things,

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<v Speaker 1>so put it in your boxer briefs.

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<v Speaker 2>Jay is on with us. Jay. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>Mojo?

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<v Speaker 9>How you doing good?

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<v Speaker 2>What's up?

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<v Speaker 3>And you want to make a comment the lad person

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<v Speaker 3>that calls stating that they do the swapping into the

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<v Speaker 3>shoes that that's not true, that's that's not allowed.

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<v Speaker 2>So how do you know? What's your what's your background

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<v Speaker 2>in this?

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<v Speaker 3>I work in one of the state prisons.

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<v Speaker 1>So quick question though, when you say that's not allowed,

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<v Speaker 1>obviously it isn't because they're sneaking it. Do you notice,

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<v Speaker 1>as a person that works in the prison, somebody walking

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<v Speaker 1>around with a brand new pair of kicks?

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, and then they get into the there are allowed

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<v Speaker 3>to buy them, but as far as visitors coming in,

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<v Speaker 3>they're not allowed to come into the visiting room with

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<v Speaker 3>store buy shoes, only state given shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>Interesting question, quick question for you, Jay, what have you

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<v Speaker 1>caught somebody trying to sneak into to your prison?

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<v Speaker 3>The main thing is drugs, the biggest.

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<v Speaker 2>Aside from drugs. Yeah, besides drugs, anybody try to sneak in.

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<v Speaker 10>You know something interesting, Na Seeing the visitors always get

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<v Speaker 10>checked when they they just get to pad down.

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<v Speaker 3>But the inmates actually go through a specific machine that

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<v Speaker 3>detects anything that can be in the foreign body, so.

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<v Speaker 1>That you know, on a totally different scale of this

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<v Speaker 1>one here, Jay, because I've never been in prison, but

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<v Speaker 1>to me, this is like going to prison. When I

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<v Speaker 1>go to stadiums to go and enjoy a nice concert

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<v Speaker 1>or a game or something, and I buy a bottled

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<v Speaker 1>water and they take my I lid off of my

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<v Speaker 1>water and will not let me have it anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>I sneak the lids. I actually do this.

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<v Speaker 1>I will get bottled water, lid the lids off the

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<v Speaker 1>bottle waters that they'll sell it little Caesars, and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>bring the the the.

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<v Speaker 2>Caps in with me.

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<v Speaker 8>And I put it in my butthole, justin cay, justin case,

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<v Speaker 8>justin case.

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<v Speaker 1>They catch me, he said, a big buttthole. Yes I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually I don't. I have a very flat butt. So

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<v Speaker 1>all right, well, thank you for the call. It is

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<v Speaker 1>funny though, because I'm thinking of all these people sneaking

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<v Speaker 1>these things in, and I'm going, God, I do it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I feel like I'm so dirty when I do it.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not joking.

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<v Speaker 1>I do I bring in bring in caps because I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to ever since the Rner test malice at

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<v Speaker 1>the Palace, they don't let you have the caps to

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<v Speaker 1>your water, and it drives me crazy because they say

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<v Speaker 1>that they could be projectile, you know, you know, weapons,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, I want to keep my water and

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<v Speaker 1>not have like floaties in it.

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<v Speaker 2>So dumb because you could just throw your entire bottle

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<v Speaker 2>of water then without the cap on it. It's so stupid,

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<v Speaker 2>Like if you're gonna throw something, you're gonna throw something.

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<v Speaker 2>It'll empty out, yeah, or you do that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, what's going on, Jason High?

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<v Speaker 9>Hey, what's up? Joe? Ojob?

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing much? What's going on? Uh?

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<v Speaker 11>She called me, told me, beg me to tell my

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<v Speaker 11>little story.

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<v Speaker 1>Lydia did Lydia begged you to come on the air

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<v Speaker 1>with us? Oh goodness, it must be a good text.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah? When I was in there, uh, this guy snuck.

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<v Speaker 9>Uh he put like four phones up. But yeah, we're

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<v Speaker 9>sitting on a mug right and he was like, I

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<v Speaker 9>was like.

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<v Speaker 11>I gotta go with medical costs for what we's outside.

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<v Speaker 9>So we are like, uh, low low risk.

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<v Speaker 11>So we got more access out all right, the gate

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<v Speaker 11>and out and then the inside this medium where no everybody.

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<v Speaker 9>The real prisoners are now, I guess prisoners, prisoners.

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<v Speaker 2>What was it? What was he doing with the phones?

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<v Speaker 2>Was he selling them to people? Or how do you

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<v Speaker 2>get them out?

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<v Speaker 9>No?

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<v Speaker 11>No, yes, Tony say, they make a drop outside the gate.

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<v Speaker 9>So the outside of the gate they bring him in

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<v Speaker 9>and say, okay, you got to bring him in.

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<v Speaker 11>So you're the only way to get inside the gate.

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<v Speaker 9>You gotta go on medical call. So we like the

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<v Speaker 9>special privilege. I guess you.

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<v Speaker 11>So whatever, So he he greas them all up, you know,

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<v Speaker 11>shut the numbers. But wow, my question is the guy,

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<v Speaker 11>that one guy, the one guy who was saying, like,

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<v Speaker 11>you know, they got those chairs whatever, you know, so

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<v Speaker 11>they can.

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<v Speaker 9>Examine them and everything. So we pay what they do?

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<v Speaker 11>They pay off their guard.

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<v Speaker 9>His name is called Nothing Nothing.

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<v Speaker 7>But.

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<v Speaker 2>He knows, he's aware.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, he knows, Yeah, he is aware. You got to

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<v Speaker 11>give him and then h he'll let him go through.

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<v Speaker 5>My question for you, what what kind of phones were these?

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<v Speaker 9>These are flip phones.

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<v Speaker 11>I was telling her, flip phone it only lasts.

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<v Speaker 2>For twenty four hours and then their worth nothing? Would

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<v Speaker 2>they start ringing in your book?

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<v Speaker 10>Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, hold on, hold on a second, who's phone's ringing

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<v Speaker 1>right now, look at your phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, here's mine. Right second.

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<v Speaker 1>Could you imagine if all of a sudden, somebody texts

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<v Speaker 1>you or calls you at the moment you're walking past

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<v Speaker 1>a guard. Oh my god. All right, well that's a talent.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to do this as a contest. Get ready, Jason.

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<v Speaker 1>You can win some money. Okay, win a brand new

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<v Speaker 1>eye phone.

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<v Speaker 2>That's our next iPhone contest.