Speaker 1: Why is it that I always hear these stories when
Speaker 1: people try to sneak things into jails and prisons. We
Speaker 1: just did a story a second ago about this woman
Speaker 1: in Traverse City, which, by the way, is isn't it
Speaker 1: appropriate that people are sewing to wine in Travers City,
Speaker 1: That a woman's going to jail in Traverse City and
Speaker 1: she was trying to sneak wine and not even not
Speaker 1: even could Like Northern Michigan, there's a lot of people
Speaker 1: upset with us for saying that this wine that she's
Speaker 1: snuck in is not good wine, because that will say,
Speaker 1: we say, you and Shannas, it's not my favorite white brand.
Speaker 2: I would go with I would go with it, but
Speaker 2: it ain't terrible wine.
Speaker 1: No I will. I will say, I don't drink wine.
Speaker 1: I probably would like this version this wine better than
Speaker 1: somebody that has, like a wine that's supposedly like high
Speaker 1: you know Napa Valleys.
Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be high in wine.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, Kim Crawford, it's twelve bucks at Croger
Speaker 1: Crawford Goo.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: So thisman did this in West Michigan. She snuck wine
Speaker 1: in her visine.
Speaker 4: And she.
Speaker 1: Was going into to jail or whatever, you know, so
Speaker 1: she wanted to make sure that she had everything there.
Speaker 1: I want to know if there's anybody that's ever tried
Speaker 1: to sneak something into jail or prison. I've only been
Speaker 1: to prison once, okay, and not because I had to
Speaker 1: go to prison.
Speaker 2: No I did.
Speaker 1: I did a talk at prison in the prison did
Speaker 1: it talk. It was the one and only time that
Speaker 1: I've ever either been asked or wanted to do it,
Speaker 1: went and talked to a bunch of prisoners. It was
Speaker 1: actually a ministry group that was ministering to them. They
Speaker 1: go in there and they do it every single week.
Speaker 1: Where they asked me if I would go, I did it.
Speaker 1: I thought it was going to be, you know, somebody
Speaker 1: that would be looked at in a weird way. We
Speaker 1: had a lot of listeners. There's a lot of people
Speaker 1: that liked the show, but a lot of first time
Speaker 1: long times. But it was that's too scary for me
Speaker 1: to ever want to do again.
Speaker 2: Are you scared.
Speaker 1: Because of you know, these people are obviously locked up
Speaker 1: with big old barbed wires and stuff. And I thought
Speaker 1: to myself, Anna, these aren't the people that I normally
Speaker 1: hang out with, because ain't the guys I golf with
Speaker 1: and the golf course.
Speaker 2: You know, I just feel like there's so much security
Speaker 2: around them. No listen, and they don't have anything else.
Speaker 1: You ever see the movie prison Break or the TV
Speaker 1: show prison Break that was, you know, or Shawshank redempntion.
Speaker 2: You know, like you know, you get a little worried.
Speaker 1: But I want to know, can you hear your let
Speaker 1: me hear your Morgan Freeman impersonation?
Speaker 2: That's all that? How do we not have people? Uh call?
Speaker 2: Oh we got a couple of texts, let's call these people.
Speaker 2: We have one text Well there's also three one once
Speaker 2: you visit my sister in prison.
Speaker 5: People stick stuff up, they booty hole too, and they
Speaker 5: swallow stuff.
Speaker 2: So maybe open it up to just smuggling in prison.
Speaker 2: I thought that's what I was.
Speaker 1: That's what you said, A giant. No, just this, No,
Speaker 1: not everybody has the giant sneak there. Some have little petit.
Speaker 2: Trying to think what I would sneak in like a
Speaker 2: cell phone. I don't.
Speaker 5: I hear the food is pretty bad, probably something food related.
Speaker 5: I guess it's got to be only last it's all drugs.
Speaker 5: I feel like you can get anything you want in
Speaker 5: there now. You probably don't even need to really sneak stuff.
Speaker 1: Well, how about the people that, how about this doesn't
Speaker 1: even have to be prison or sneaking things in How
Speaker 1: about the people though that when they're getting pulled over
Speaker 1: by the cops and they have stuff in their car,
Speaker 1: they're gonna get in trouble and they'll quickly put it
Speaker 1: in their butt cracks.
Speaker 4: How fast.
Speaker 1: That people swallowing I'm on a weird TikTok algorithm, Apparently
Speaker 1: they will literally back of their pants, boom right up
Speaker 1: their booty. Wow, yeah, they're ready to go. You got
Speaker 1: to loosen it. Here's here's what six seven eight says
Speaker 1: I had a small incision on the band of my
Speaker 1: sock and snuck in sleeping pills.
Speaker 2: They will not call. They will not pick up their
Speaker 2: phone call. I could see that if you were in
Speaker 2: for like a quick day or bend over cough.
Speaker 1: Three oh four says Uh went to visit my sister
Speaker 1: in prison, switched her shoes, wore in brand new nikes,
Speaker 1: walked out with old summer shoes. There was snow on
Speaker 1: the ground. I was so mad, scared that I was
Speaker 1: gonna get busted for sure. They won't even let you
Speaker 1: have like nice new nikes at all in prison. So
Speaker 1: you actually had to give her your shoes. Is that
Speaker 1: what they do?
Speaker 2: I don't know. And you're in the movies. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: don't hang.
Speaker 1: Another another texture here. I would go visit my husband
Speaker 1: with my children every single week and we would sneak
Speaker 1: in our kids notes that he they would write to him.
Speaker 2: They weren't allowing him to have them. That should be allowed. Chris,
Speaker 2: What's what's going on? Chris?
Speaker 4: Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 6: Joe Shannon cav.
Speaker 2: Brusk, How you doing? Buddy?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: What did you sneak into prison?
Speaker 6: But Buddy did a stamp for about twenty six years.
Speaker 2: Lifetime, buddy. And Uh, every time.
Speaker 6: The new Jordan's or new nineties will come out, I'll
Speaker 6: buy him. I wear the man, and he'll bring out
Speaker 6: some ugly shoes and then we'll swap and then I'll
Speaker 6: go out with ugly shoes and go back in with
Speaker 6: the new shoes.
Speaker 2: So you're allowed to do that. They're allowed to have
Speaker 2: brand new shoes in there that don't get checked.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, just when he when he when he
Speaker 6: came out to the business, they never really checked his shoes.
Speaker 6: And then he came back in with a new pair
Speaker 6: of shoes.
Speaker 2: Do we want the shoes? Though? Like, who's you in jail?
Speaker 6: And everybody wanted to have new shoes.
Speaker 2: Everyone that's a good shoes.
Speaker 5: It ever caused problems over him and we did that,
Speaker 5: we did for twenty something, I guess not did he
Speaker 5: ever mention a time where it may have caused problems
Speaker 5: because you know, the other inmates didn't have the shoes
Speaker 5: and they wanted his.
Speaker 6: No, because one of our all the friends was at
Speaker 6: the same prison, wasn't worked on mom and Ryan and
Speaker 6: his another friend of ours from the neighborhood would always
Speaker 6: do the same thing, so they would kind of compete
Speaker 6: on the shoes. And it was just one of those things.
Speaker 2: They all who you know, and they's just good shoes.
Speaker 1: I would worry that I'd get stabbed for my you know,
Speaker 1: get shanked. Didn't they call it shanking? And I know
Speaker 1: all the prison terminology there one time was there one
Speaker 1: time I was like, hey, guys, what's going on?
Speaker 2: They called me beefcake? I don't know if you want
Speaker 2: to what's going on? Mark? Are you doing?
Speaker 3: Wine?
Speaker 2: Bottle? You feel mode?
Speaker 4: Joe?
Speaker 2: What's all?
Speaker 4: It's like, what the shoes?
Speaker 7: You were saying that it doesn't matter. You guys they
Speaker 7: don't get really nice shoes, but they speak of n
Speaker 7: but you do keep it.
Speaker 2: You broke back in the day.
Speaker 7: I stuck in my wedding ring.
Speaker 2: You did what? Wait? Okay, what were you in for.
Speaker 7: All drugs?
Speaker 1: Okay? And so when when did you? Like, what'd you
Speaker 1: do with your wedding ring? How did you how'd you
Speaker 1: sneak it in? Where'd you hide it?
Speaker 4: Okay? So this is funny, but I have sort of
Speaker 4: like a big butt, So it was in between my cheeks?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how did did you get caught when
Speaker 1: they told you to bend over?
Speaker 2: How did it not fall out?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 7: That was for the five minutes that was in my hole.
Speaker 2: Wow, you put it in there, did you? Did you?
Speaker 2: Did you wrap it in anything?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 4: So the problem was that you can get a wedding ring,
Speaker 4: but it's a basic band if you get married in prison.
Speaker 4: But I had a special wedding ring with stones, and uh,
Speaker 4: the only people that can actually have them is they
Speaker 4: had them from before and and so I just I
Speaker 4: didn't want to give it up, and I took it
Speaker 4: with me.
Speaker 2: What did you put it in.
Speaker 4: I put it in.
Speaker 7: Uh four balloons.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, balloon. The balloons are a big deal.
Speaker 1: I hear these people all the time that that they'll
Speaker 1: swallow the balloon sometimes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you had to obviously you had to doodo it out.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 7: As I said keV I, it was in my cheeks
Speaker 7: for the most of the time. But as soon as
Speaker 7: I knew the strip starts was coming and the bend over,
Speaker 7: I put it in the hole. And when they were
Speaker 7: done and the bathroom, we pulled it out.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Can I tell you something interesting about like
Speaker 1: this topic. Now we're getting all the good texts. We're
Speaker 1: we're in a little bit of delay on our stream
Speaker 1: or something. People are now starting to text in. It's
Speaker 1: amazing to think see how many people have done the
Speaker 1: balloon thing with all these bones. What a lot of
Speaker 1: a lot of drugs, so a lot of pills, a
Speaker 1: lot of a lot of marijuana. People wanted to be
Speaker 1: able to smoke marijuana. Uh uh, here's here's one that's
Speaker 1: not in the booty. Keith sends us here and it
Speaker 1: says you have nuts stash pocket in your boxer briefs
Speaker 1: and that's an area where you can actually put things,
Speaker 1: so put it in your boxer briefs.
Speaker 2: Jay is on with us. Jay. What's going on?
Speaker 3: Mojo?
Speaker 9: How you doing good?
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 3: And you want to make a comment the lad person
Speaker 3: that calls stating that they do the swapping into the
Speaker 3: shoes that that's not true, that's that's not allowed.
Speaker 2: So how do you know? What's your what's your background
Speaker 2: in this?
Speaker 3: I work in one of the state prisons.
Speaker 1: So quick question though, when you say that's not allowed,
Speaker 1: obviously it isn't because they're sneaking it. Do you notice,
Speaker 1: as a person that works in the prison, somebody walking
Speaker 1: around with a brand new pair of kicks?
Speaker 3: Absolutely, and then they get into the there are allowed
Speaker 3: to buy them, but as far as visitors coming in,
Speaker 3: they're not allowed to come into the visiting room with
Speaker 3: store buy shoes, only state given shoes.
Speaker 1: Interesting question, quick question for you, Jay, what have you
Speaker 1: caught somebody trying to sneak into to your prison?
Speaker 3: The main thing is drugs, the biggest.
Speaker 2: Aside from drugs. Yeah, besides drugs, anybody try to sneak in.
Speaker 10: You know something interesting, Na Seeing the visitors always get
Speaker 10: checked when they they just get to pad down.
Speaker 3: But the inmates actually go through a specific machine that
Speaker 3: detects anything that can be in the foreign body, so.
Speaker 1: That you know, on a totally different scale of this
Speaker 1: one here, Jay, because I've never been in prison, but
Speaker 1: to me, this is like going to prison. When I
Speaker 1: go to stadiums to go and enjoy a nice concert
Speaker 1: or a game or something, and I buy a bottled
Speaker 1: water and they take my I lid off of my
Speaker 1: water and will not let me have it anymore.
Speaker 2: I sneak the lids. I actually do this.
Speaker 1: I will get bottled water, lid the lids off the
Speaker 1: bottle waters that they'll sell it little Caesars, and I'll
Speaker 1: bring the the the.
Speaker 2: Caps in with me.
Speaker 8: And I put it in my butthole, justin cay, justin case,
Speaker 8: justin case.
Speaker 1: They catch me, he said, a big buttthole. Yes I do.
Speaker 1: Actually I don't. I have a very flat butt. So
Speaker 1: all right, well, thank you for the call. It is
Speaker 1: funny though, because I'm thinking of all these people sneaking
Speaker 1: these things in, and I'm going, God, I do it,
Speaker 1: and I feel like I'm so dirty when I do it.
Speaker 2: You're not joking.
Speaker 1: I do I bring in bring in caps because I
Speaker 1: don't want to ever since the Rner test malice at
Speaker 1: the Palace, they don't let you have the caps to
Speaker 1: your water, and it drives me crazy because they say
Speaker 1: that they could be projectile, you know, you know, weapons,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I want to keep my water and
Speaker 1: not have like floaties in it.
Speaker 2: So dumb because you could just throw your entire bottle
Speaker 2: of water then without the cap on it. It's so stupid,
Speaker 2: Like if you're gonna throw something, you're gonna throw something.
Speaker 2: It'll empty out, yeah, or you do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Hey, what's going on, Jason High?
Speaker 9: Hey, what's up? Joe? Ojob?
Speaker 2: Nothing much? What's going on? Uh?
Speaker 11: She called me, told me, beg me to tell my
Speaker 11: little story.
Speaker 1: Lydia did Lydia begged you to come on the air
Speaker 1: with us? Oh goodness, it must be a good text.
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 9: Yeah? When I was in there, uh, this guy snuck.
Speaker 9: Uh he put like four phones up. But yeah, we're
Speaker 9: sitting on a mug right and he was like, I
Speaker 9: was like.
Speaker 11: I gotta go with medical costs for what we's outside.
Speaker 9: So we are like, uh, low low risk.
Speaker 11: So we got more access out all right, the gate
Speaker 11: and out and then the inside this medium where no everybody.
Speaker 9: The real prisoners are now, I guess prisoners, prisoners.
Speaker 2: What was it? What was he doing with the phones?
Speaker 2: Was he selling them to people? Or how do you
Speaker 2: get them out?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 11: No, yes, Tony say, they make a drop outside the gate.
Speaker 9: So the outside of the gate they bring him in
Speaker 9: and say, okay, you got to bring him in.
Speaker 11: So you're the only way to get inside the gate.
Speaker 9: You gotta go on medical call. So we like the
Speaker 9: special privilege. I guess you.
Speaker 11: So whatever, So he he greas them all up, you know,
Speaker 11: shut the numbers. But wow, my question is the guy,
Speaker 11: that one guy, the one guy who was saying, like,
Speaker 11: you know, they got those chairs whatever, you know, so
Speaker 11: they can.
Speaker 9: Examine them and everything. So we pay what they do?
Speaker 11: They pay off their guard.
Speaker 9: His name is called Nothing Nothing.
Speaker 7: But.
Speaker 2: He knows, he's aware.
Speaker 11: Yeah, he knows, Yeah, he is aware. You got to
Speaker 11: give him and then h he'll let him go through.
Speaker 5: My question for you, what what kind of phones were these?
Speaker 9: These are flip phones.
Speaker 11: I was telling her, flip phone it only lasts.
Speaker 2: For twenty four hours and then their worth nothing? Would
Speaker 2: they start ringing in your book?
Speaker 10: Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, hold on a second, who's phone's ringing
Speaker 1: right now, look at your phone.
Speaker 2: Oh, here's mine. Right second.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine if all of a sudden, somebody texts
Speaker 1: you or calls you at the moment you're walking past
Speaker 1: a guard. Oh my god. All right, well that's a talent.
Speaker 1: We're going to do this as a contest. Get ready, Jason.
Speaker 1: You can win some money. Okay, win a brand new
Speaker 1: eye phone.
Speaker 2: That's our next iPhone contest.