WEBVTT - Primaries 0:00:00.440 --> 0:00:04.880 It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the 0:00:05.000 --> 0:00:09.440 Jesse Kelly Show on an Amazing Friday. I'm magnificent ass 0:00:09.520 --> 0:00:12.719 doctor Jesse Friday, and we have things we have to 0:00:12.760 --> 0:00:14.720 chop away at this hour. They're all your questions, So 0:00:14.760 --> 0:00:20.640 it's your fault. Someone's confused about the new Trump Iran stuff. 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:22.840 We'll talk about that. Somebody wants to get his dad 0:00:22.920 --> 0:00:27.400 a good history trip. Someone else is worried about nuclear weapons, 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:32.440 finding a summer job. You have Japan questions, AI, all that, 0:00:32.840 --> 0:00:36.240 so much more on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. 0:00:36.280 --> 0:00:39.400 So I want to begin with this one right here here, Hello, Jesse, 0:00:40.640 --> 0:00:45.000 Am I confused or is Trump's handling of the Iran war, 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:51.120 especially since the ceased fire being orchestrated quite poorly. He's 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:54.120 giving them piles of money and more time to reallocate 0:00:54.200 --> 0:01:00.200 and build their resources. Also, he's totally abandoned the Iranian people. 0:01:00.800 --> 0:01:06.319 What do you think? All right? So let me put 0:01:06.319 --> 0:01:07.840 it to you this way. It's the best way I 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:12.839 can probably explain this. You ever know, anybody who's getting 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:16.840 a divorce, divorce is terrible. Maybe you yourself have gone 0:01:16.840 --> 0:01:21.839 through it, but I've seen this happen many, many times 0:01:21.840 --> 0:01:26.120 what I'm about to describe. There's a couple, you know them, 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:28.280 your friends, You hang out, go to the movies on 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:34.360 Friday nights. Something goes wrong who knows, and they decide 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:37.680 they're going to get a divorce. And of course it's 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:42.160 always nasty. Even the amicable ones are nasty. There's bad blood, 0:01:42.240 --> 0:01:45.840 hurt feelings and all the other things. But you love 0:01:45.880 --> 0:01:49.200 these people. You have a genuine love of these people, 0:01:50.040 --> 0:01:53.680 and you want them to work it out. So what 0:01:53.680 --> 0:01:55.240 do you do? Out of the goodness, out of the 0:01:55.320 --> 0:02:04.560 kindness of your heart. You get involved. You stick your nose. Eh, hey, Bob, Hey, 0:02:04.640 --> 0:02:08.560 let's go get a beer. Well, let's well work it out. 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:12.079 I know you love Kathy, Bob. Let's let's sit down. 0:02:12.160 --> 0:02:15.919 Let's get it. Let's work it out. Kathy, let's come over, 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:18.680 let's have a cup of coffee. We'll talk about Bobby 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:28.320 loves you. You get involved. Well, here's the problem. You 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:38.440 have voluntarily stepped into a volatile situation. Now you're involved. Now, 0:02:40.280 --> 0:02:44.680 now all that ugliness is in part landing on you two. 0:02:45.960 --> 0:02:47.440 Do you think it Did you think it was going 0:02:47.520 --> 0:02:49.000 to be clean? Did you think when you had a 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:50.760 beer with Bobby was going to say, you know what, 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:53.240 I do love her. Everything's good to go, we're getting 0:02:53.240 --> 0:02:55.320 back together. No, he's going to tell you about how 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:57.880 bad or cooking is. And I'm pretty sure she's running 0:02:57.919 --> 0:03:00.600 around on me and she stole my watch. I hate her, 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:03.680 don't you hate? You hate her too? Right? And when 0:03:03.720 --> 0:03:05.840 you sit down with Kathy, she's not gonna tell you 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:09.600 how much she loves Bob. She's gonna trash Bob. And 0:03:09.639 --> 0:03:14.640 now you're involved. Now, what's the pretty way out of it. 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:21.160 What's the way out of it that looks great if 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:23.640 they if they don't decide they want to get back together, 0:03:24.800 --> 0:03:28.079 Is there a clean, great way for you to get 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:33.520 out of it. No, you're involved. You stuck your nose 0:03:33.560 --> 0:03:36.320 in it. Now you're involved. Any cop will tell you 0:03:36.760 --> 0:03:40.840 most dangerous situation, generally a cop will ever face is 0:03:40.880 --> 0:03:44.000 a domestic dispute when they have to show up at 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:46.440 someone's house. The couple's fighting and throwing things at each 0:03:46.480 --> 0:03:49.400 other and the cop has to walk in and stick 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:53.080 his nose in someone else's business. That's all a lot of 0:03:53.120 --> 0:04:02.400 cops die. Donald Trump has loudly hated the Iranian regime 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:06.440 for a long time. The Iranian regime has been worthy 0:04:06.480 --> 0:04:09.440 of every ounce of that hate. They have been by 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:12.720 far the number one state sponsor of terror around the world. 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:16.599 They're they're they're loud about it, to death, to America, 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:20.400 all that other crap. So it's not hard to hate Iran, well, 0:04:20.400 --> 0:04:22.720 at least the Iranian government, the regime. It's not hard 0:04:22.760 --> 0:04:25.960 to hate them. Okay. Donald Trump has had it out 0:04:25.960 --> 0:04:29.440 for them for a while. Okay, they tried to kill 0:04:29.480 --> 0:04:32.720 Donald Trump. Okay, after he killed Keyesam Solimani. They had 0:04:32.720 --> 0:04:34.640 a plot to kill Trump. Okay, so there's all this 0:04:34.880 --> 0:04:42.040 backstory to it. Trump decided to get involved, not a 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:45.880 little involved either. We're not talking sanctions or something like that. 0:04:46.880 --> 0:04:52.400 Trump decided to load up a naval armada and sail 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:57.360 a large chunk of our military clear around the globe, 0:04:57.560 --> 0:05:00.680 about as far as you can sail them. You're around 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:06.599 the globe to make war on Iran. And please don't 0:05:06.600 --> 0:05:08.760 do this thing that people try to do with me. 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:13.000 It's not war. It's we killed all their leaders. What 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:15.839 would you consider that if somebody bombed Donald Trump and JD. 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:20.400 Vance tonight, that's an active war. We made war on them, Okay, 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:23.360 all right, And again I'm not gonna sit here and 0:05:23.440 --> 0:05:26.360 quibble about justified not justified. I hate the Iranian regime, 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:32.279 but the decision was made to go. Now what have 0:05:32.360 --> 0:05:35.680 I been warning you this entire time? The entire time, 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:37.880 however you feel about this, whether you think this is 0:05:38.000 --> 0:05:40.560 dumb and the biggest mistake ever, or you think this 0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:43.320 is the best thing and completely justified, and we should 0:05:43.400 --> 0:05:46.440 keep going until does it matter where you fall on this, 0:05:46.920 --> 0:05:50.080 what I have said applies no matter where you fall 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:56.360 on this. There's no more easy ways out. There's no 0:05:56.880 --> 0:06:02.080 clean way out. You decide you were getting involved in 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:07.080 Bob and Kathy's divorce, Now it's gonna land on you. 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:12.880 Leaving is not easy. Some details of this deal. Again, 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:15.520 I'm always skeptical whether anything goes through because every day 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:18.240 there's a new deal. Right the details of the deal 0:06:18.320 --> 0:06:21.799 start to leak, and already people are all, wait a minute, 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:27.719 we're giving him money for Bavlab. Well, did you think 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:29.800 a deal with Iran was going to give them nothing? 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:35.040 I warned you. I warned you this from the very beginning. Iran. 0:06:35.480 --> 0:06:39.359 If there is a deal done, Iran is going to 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:44.160 get things that make you wins. They are They're gonna 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:48.280 get things and you're gonna go, oh, really, it's gonna 0:06:48.279 --> 0:06:54.440 make you wins. Sucks it does. It's not easy. On 0:06:54.480 --> 0:06:59.040 the flip side, Donald Trump understands he's not in moron. 0:06:59.080 --> 0:07:03.680 He can read poll numbers that politically whether he if 0:07:03.720 --> 0:07:06.640 you thinks the whole thing is right or wrong or whatever, politically, 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:09.080 this thing is a complete disaster for him and the 0:07:09.080 --> 0:07:12.440 Republican Party. It just is. Normies hate it. The Republicans, 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:15.920 Republican faithful or totally in Trump's camp, all the normies 0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:19.520 despise it. We've hemorrhaged all our independence, young man, We've 0:07:20.200 --> 0:07:25.120 blown up the coalition in part because of this. Okay, Well, 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:29.600 he knows he has to wrap it up. If he 0:07:29.640 --> 0:07:33.120 can't get a deal, then he has to go with 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:38.400 a military option that involves bombing things he doesn't want 0:07:38.440 --> 0:07:40.520 to bomb. Why do you think he keeps threatening it 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:43.760 and not doing it? Don't do I'll bomb you. Why 0:07:43.760 --> 0:07:46.280 do you think he keeps threatening to bomb the oil 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:51.560 fields and things like that but not doing it. You 0:07:51.640 --> 0:07:54.600 know how there's been some problems when it comes to 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:56.840 oil and things like that since the straight of horror 0:07:56.840 --> 0:07:59.080 moves has been closed. You understand that that's been the case. 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:04.760 Lots of those problems become semi permanent if American bombs 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:09.600 start dropping on refineries. I know your look. Maybe you 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:13.280 are in this camp of who cares it's Iran, kill 0:08:13.320 --> 0:08:14.800 them all and let God sort them out. Maybe you 0:08:14.880 --> 0:08:17.520 fall in that camp, and that's fine. Again, foreign policies complicated. 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:19.280 You think what you want, you want what you want, 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:24.559 but do not for a millisecond convince yourself that that's 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:31.080 easy or fast or painless. There's no more painless. Painless 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:35.600 is gone. Everything now, once the decision was made to go, 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:39.559 once you showed up at Bob and Cathy's house, once 0:08:39.640 --> 0:08:43.560 that decision was made, everything now is going to have 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:45.840 some ugly in it, every bit of it. If there's 0:08:45.880 --> 0:08:47.960 a deal, there's going to be ugly in it. If 0:08:47.960 --> 0:08:50.719 there's more military action, there's going to be ugly in it. 0:08:50.760 --> 0:08:53.160 And that ugly could be all kinds of things. By 0:08:53.160 --> 0:08:55.760 the way, remember Donald Trump has to be mindful of 0:08:55.800 --> 0:08:57.439 the lives of our troops, and we want him to 0:08:57.480 --> 0:08:59.520 be mindful of that. Maybe, and I don't know this, 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:05.120 maybe Donald Trump, maybe he thinks Russia and China have 0:09:05.240 --> 0:09:08.040 possibly given Iran something that can take our troops out. 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:11.040 You understand, Iran has shot down multiple American jets now right, 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:14.040 multiple American planes have been shot out of the sky. 0:09:14.240 --> 0:09:16.760 We are not talking about one night in Venezuela here. 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:19.840 Maybe Donald Trump was worried about waking up tomorrow morning 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:24.280 and seeing fifty American servicemen killed a missile hitting the 0:09:24.320 --> 0:09:27.240 side of a destroyer. These are concerns. Maybe he thinks 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:30.280 they have the ability to do that. It's more than 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:35.960 just prices. But what about civilian casualties Trump's talking about? Understand, 0:09:36.040 --> 0:09:37.880 but you have to threaten them with what hurts? Hey 0:09:39.200 --> 0:09:45.160 will bomb your desalination plans? Okay, sounds good. How many 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:48.040 people were going to die of thirst? People who have 0:09:48.080 --> 0:09:50.160 nothing to do with the Iranian regime. Donald Trump has 0:09:50.200 --> 0:09:54.520 no history of killing innocent civilians and loving it. It's 0:09:54.559 --> 0:09:58.480 happened before, of course, but Donald Trump famously tries to 0:09:58.559 --> 0:10:00.280 avoid that. You think he wants to go out and 0:10:00.320 --> 0:10:04.040 kill ten thousand innocent Ronians. I don't think he does. 0:10:06.000 --> 0:10:09.640 Jesse Kelly Show on Friday. We have conquered the week, 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:12.520 and you can conquer the email. I don't know how 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:16.280 sending an email would conquer anything. Jesse at Jesse kellyshow 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:18.560 dot com. Let's get to some more of these, Dear 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:22.560 doctor Bronco, of all the delicious meals you had in Japan, 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:27.040 what was the best and worst meal? Also, how difficult 0:10:27.120 --> 0:10:30.160 was it being bumped into all the time as you 0:10:30.200 --> 0:10:35.199 are practicing ninja and thus invisible? Very good question about 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:39.960 the ninjitsu stuff. Look, this happens all the time in 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:42.920 the office. It happened again last week, and no, not 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:45.560 last week. The week before I left. It happened and 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:47.040 I didn't even have a chance to come on the 0:10:47.040 --> 0:10:50.880 air and tell you that Jewish producer Chris was walking 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:53.240 around the office. Don't shake your head, Chris, he was 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:56.400 walking around the office. He's scoffing right now, so you 0:10:56.480 --> 0:10:57.960 knew I was going to tell the story on the air. 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:02.200 And he rounds the corner and he almost runs into 0:11:02.200 --> 0:11:07.520 me because he didn't hear me. Go, I can't even 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:10.160 help it. It's not even an intentional thing. I do 0:11:10.200 --> 0:11:13.000 it to ab all the time. I just it's not 0:11:13.080 --> 0:11:16.559 like I, uh, it's not like I walk. I kind 0:11:16.600 --> 0:11:20.480 of flow back and for almost float. I would probably 0:11:20.520 --> 0:11:26.840 describe it as floating, and I'm just naturally stealthy. Okay, 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:31.480 I'll put it that way. That's one two. Food in 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:38.600 Japan was extremely hidden. Miss Let me explain. The best 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:41.559 meal I had in Japan was this. It was in 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:44.520 uh We were actually in Okinawa, and we go into 0:11:44.559 --> 0:11:49.120 this little Japanese restaurant, nothing fancy, and they have a 0:11:49.240 --> 0:11:52.440 menu on there, and basically they'll bring you out these 0:11:52.679 --> 0:11:56.600 little slabs of fatty beef. There's like a grill in 0:11:56.679 --> 0:11:59.240 the center of the table, and you grab the beef 0:11:59.240 --> 0:12:01.440 and you just chuck it on the grill. And then 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:04.560 they had this big bowl of spicy noodles that add 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:07.679 eggs and onions and all noodles and all kinds stuff 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:10.160 like the spicy red sauce in it. And you're sitting 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:13.880 there slurping on these noodles and pulling fresh beef off 0:12:13.920 --> 0:12:16.960 the grill. There's all kinds of that kind of eating 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:20.559 in Japan. They love their beef, they love their noodles, 0:12:20.800 --> 0:12:25.200 and it's awesome, absolutely awesome. So you can have that 0:12:25.280 --> 0:12:29.319 anywhere you want if you go to Japan. On the 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:33.079 flip side, I told you we were doing this World 0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:37.040 War two tour thing. It was done, by the way. 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:40.760 If you're interested in this World War two tour, I 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:42.840 don't have any association with the place, but I might 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:45.360 as well give them a little plug. It was done 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:48.520 through the World War Two Museum out of New Orleans. 0:12:48.880 --> 0:12:51.400 They do ones in the Pacific, they do ones in Europe, 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:54.080 they do ones depending on what battle. That's how we 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:55.480 did it. We just signed up the same way you 0:12:55.520 --> 0:12:58.400 would for a group tour. That's what we did. They 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:02.800 did a very very very good job. But sometimes they 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:07.920 would have these quote group dinners, and at the group dinner, 0:13:08.920 --> 0:13:14.760 they wanted to give you the authentic experience. It was 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:18.920 the worst stuff I have ever eaten in my entire life. Chris, 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:21.840 I don't even know. You ask what, and this is 0:13:21.960 --> 0:13:25.000 terrible radio. I shouldn't even doing this because I don't 0:13:25.040 --> 0:13:28.760 know how to explain it to you, and I don't 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:31.320 know what a lot of it was. You would sit 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:35.080 down and there is a couple things that look like 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:37.840 they're breaded and deep fried, by the way, very much 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:41.320 not chicken nuggets. I made that mistake before. There's another 0:13:41.400 --> 0:13:46.880 little bowl of various kinds of raw fish. There's another 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:52.040 little bowl that's not noodles, but looks like it's like worms. 0:13:52.400 --> 0:13:54.840 It was not worms. It was not worms. Chris, but 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:58.880 it looked like it was worms. There's some bowl of 0:13:59.200 --> 0:14:06.160 I kid, you knocked fish broth, and the bowl of 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:10.640 noodles you do have, it's freezing cold and clumped together. 0:14:11.360 --> 0:14:13.000 And so when I said, how am I supposed to 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:16.360 eat this? They said, oh, you just pour the fish 0:14:16.480 --> 0:14:19.320 broth over it, and that lubs it up, for it 0:14:20.280 --> 0:14:23.920 was so freaking nasty. Ab is looking at me the 0:14:23.920 --> 0:14:27.480 whole time thinking, please just don't embarrass me, Please don't 0:14:27.480 --> 0:14:32.200 embarrass me what Chris Chris said. So it was a 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:34.720 good burger king experience. It is funny you brought that up, 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:38.280 my friend. We went to at one point in time, 0:14:38.320 --> 0:14:42.080 we went to Kagoshima. It's a city in Japan where 0:14:42.080 --> 0:14:43.640 they do a big you know, the honor of the 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:47.640 Kami Kazi pilots type thing. We went to this place, Kagashima, 0:14:48.520 --> 0:14:51.960 and the hotel we stayed in was a Sheridan hotel 0:14:52.760 --> 0:14:55.600 right by the main train stations. We took the bullet 0:14:55.600 --> 0:14:58.400 train down there by the train station that goes through Kagashima. 0:14:59.160 --> 0:15:01.560 This train station and had all kinds of restaurants and 0:15:01.600 --> 0:15:05.120 things like that in it, and this train station had 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:11.640 a shake shack. We are probably seven or eight days 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:17.280 into this trip. We were in Kagoshima for one and 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:21.840 a half days. One and a half days, I had 0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:30.080 shakeshak three times, three times, and to OB's unbelievable horror, 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:33.400 by the time we got to the last time of 0:15:33.440 --> 0:15:37.200 having Shakeshak, I had spread the word around the World 0:15:37.200 --> 0:15:40.000 War two group. The whole World War Two group was 0:15:40.000 --> 0:15:43.760 in shake shack eating cheeseburgers with me. That's a true story. 0:15:44.360 --> 0:15:48.480 So look again, I don't want to complain because I 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:52.400 loved Japan. I loved the Japanese people. I really did. 0:15:52.640 --> 0:15:54.840 I really did eat well there. There's a lot of 0:15:54.920 --> 0:15:57.560 really good Japanese food. And look, they love their burgers, right, 0:15:57.880 --> 0:16:01.160 they have McDonald's and it's excellent over there. They have 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:06.120 stuffed the very first world. It's not America. I didn't 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:10.440 have a taco for two weeks. Okay, So I know, Chris, 0:16:10.480 --> 0:16:14.360 it was like dying. Really, I've never died, but that's 0:16:14.360 --> 0:16:19.000 got to be what it's like. The Jesse Kelly Show 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:23.120 on a Fantastic Friday. Remember if you miss any part 0:16:23.120 --> 0:16:25.080 of the show, you can download the whole thing. iHeart 0:16:25.080 --> 0:16:28.120 Spotify iTunes. Let's get to these questions. Oh wise, and 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:31.480 small handed oracle. My father has always put his children 0:16:31.520 --> 0:16:33.960 before himself, and he's the greatest man I've ever known. 0:16:34.080 --> 0:16:36.320 That's awesome to have a dad like that. I want 0:16:36.320 --> 0:16:38.520 to do something for him, and I was thinking I'd 0:16:38.560 --> 0:16:41.040 like to help towards the cost of a trip to 0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:45.040 either Rome or Israel. He's a varied devout Catholic and 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:48.120 teaches a religious clash to children in his off time. 0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:52.800 Which would you suggest? Rome or Israel? He would absolutely 0:16:52.880 --> 0:16:55.600 enjoy Israel for all the many religious sites there, but 0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:59.640 the war makes me concerned. Rome is safer, and I 0:16:59.680 --> 0:17:01.880 know he would likely spend his whole time at Saint 0:17:01.880 --> 0:17:05.440 Peter's Basilica or the Vatican. What say you? All right? 0:17:05.480 --> 0:17:09.320 So first off, let me push back on a couple 0:17:09.359 --> 0:17:15.520 of things. Rome is safer, you said. I understand that 0:17:15.760 --> 0:17:20.880 Israel is always under some sort of rocket attack or 0:17:21.200 --> 0:17:25.960 terrorist attack or anything else. I understand that that's the case. 0:17:26.040 --> 0:17:28.719 It's just there's always war going on over there at 0:17:28.760 --> 0:17:34.159 all times. I get that Rome. I've been in a 0:17:34.240 --> 0:17:39.879 lot of different cities, big cities around the world. Rome 0:17:40.119 --> 0:17:44.160 was not a safe feeling city at all. In fact, 0:17:44.160 --> 0:17:47.520 if you go to certain places like the Spanish steps. 0:17:47.560 --> 0:17:49.720 It's one of those famous sites you will see when 0:17:49.760 --> 0:17:53.840 you go to Rome. Your tour guide or anybody with 0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:56.920 any knowledge of it will flat out tell you if 0:17:56.920 --> 0:17:58.919 you have a bag or something, you keep it in 0:17:58.960 --> 0:18:01.000 front of you, you keep your hands on it. The 0:18:01.560 --> 0:18:07.639 place is world renowned for its thieves in pickpockets. In Rome, 0:18:08.400 --> 0:18:12.880 I was, as you can probably tell, so insanely disappointed 0:18:13.280 --> 0:18:16.679 and how those dirty Kami savages have allowed that glorious 0:18:16.680 --> 0:18:21.960 city to fall and too disrepair. The graffiti on historic buildings, 0:18:22.480 --> 0:18:26.000 people peeing in the road. When you show up at 0:18:26.000 --> 0:18:31.080 the Colisseum, you are immediately surrounded by swarms of Africans 0:18:31.520 --> 0:18:34.880 fresh off the boat, trying to sell you stupid African 0:18:34.920 --> 0:18:39.320 trinkets when they're not trying to pick your pocket. This 0:18:39.359 --> 0:18:41.480 is not me telling you that Israel is going to 0:18:41.560 --> 0:18:44.359 be perfectly safe. I'm not saying that at all, but 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:48.280 I would probably push back on Rome being super safe. 0:18:48.280 --> 0:18:50.800 Now again, this is not me. Also, let me clarify, 0:18:50.960 --> 0:18:52.359 I'm not telling you not to go to Rome or 0:18:52.400 --> 0:18:54.800 not send your dad to Rome, but don't think this 0:18:54.960 --> 0:18:58.920 is some glorious, gleaming, safe city of white marble where 0:18:58.960 --> 0:19:01.360 your dad can stroll around at ten o'clock at night 0:19:01.400 --> 0:19:05.040 after he's had a couple of beers. That's probably not 0:19:05.080 --> 0:19:06.920 what I I wouldn't let my kids go out in Rome. 0:19:07.520 --> 0:19:10.160 I let my kids go across town in an uber 0:19:10.240 --> 0:19:13.399 in Tokyo by themselves. They're seventeen and fifteen. I let 0:19:13.480 --> 0:19:15.400 them go multiple times and said I'll see you when 0:19:15.440 --> 0:19:17.680 you get back. Not in a million years would I 0:19:17.720 --> 0:19:20.199 do that in Rome. Never ever would I do that 0:19:20.240 --> 0:19:25.480 in Rome. So let's say, let's do that now. The 0:19:25.560 --> 0:19:29.000 Catholic part. Now, I'm not Catholic, but obviously I have 0:19:29.040 --> 0:19:32.119 a million friends who are, and relatives are. My in 0:19:32.240 --> 0:19:38.400 laws are Catholic. Every Catholic I know who's done the 0:19:38.440 --> 0:19:43.760 Catholic experience in Rome has raved about it. Look, I 0:19:43.800 --> 0:19:48.200 did the Vatican, and I certainly don't want to disrespect 0:19:48.200 --> 0:19:52.199 it in any way. Maybe you're Catholic, but it doesn't 0:19:52.280 --> 0:19:54.359 move me. It's just not my it's not my thing. 0:19:54.359 --> 0:19:57.359 I'm not a Catholic, but I can see if I 0:19:57.480 --> 0:20:00.359 was a Catholic, this would be a big deal. This 0:20:00.400 --> 0:20:03.639 would be a moving thing. There, Saint Peter, these the 0:20:03.720 --> 0:20:09.200 doors for Catholics. That place is super, super super special. 0:20:09.600 --> 0:20:14.879 If your dad is devoutly Catholic. Maybe Rome. All that said, 0:20:15.359 --> 0:20:17.320 I told you we took that trip as a show 0:20:17.480 --> 0:20:19.840 a few years back to Israel, and it was a 0:20:19.880 --> 0:20:21.959 holy land trip. We were going to see, Hey, this 0:20:22.000 --> 0:20:25.639 is where Chris's people crucified Jesus and then what Chris, no, Sissy, 0:20:25.680 --> 0:20:27.760 it was. It was a holy land trip, the Roman, 0:20:28.080 --> 0:20:33.440 the Fort of Masada, everything else. It was awesome, Chris, 0:20:34.000 --> 0:20:36.280 it was. It was well, of course Chris liked it, 0:20:36.320 --> 0:20:41.919 but it was freaking awesome. I got to baptize my 0:20:42.119 --> 0:20:46.400 youngest son in the Jordan River where supposedly that's where 0:20:46.520 --> 0:20:49.840 Jesus was baptized down the I'm not quite sure about that, 0:20:49.880 --> 0:20:53.199 but either way, it's the same friggin river. Yeah, it 0:20:53.320 --> 0:20:56.120 was awesome, man, it really was awesome. I don't know 0:20:56.920 --> 0:20:59.639 that I would recommend going. When we went in the 0:20:59.680 --> 0:21:04.080 summer time, it was roasting. Now. I'm used to that 0:21:04.160 --> 0:21:07.000 kind of heat because we live in Houston, and even 0:21:07.040 --> 0:21:09.439 then we were all sweat and we had people they 0:21:09.480 --> 0:21:11.880 would just flat out sit some things out said, does 0:21:11.920 --> 0:21:15.080 get a little hot in the summer, Hey, Jackson, good 0:21:15.160 --> 0:21:19.160 job the last few days. Anyways, how would we look 0:21:19.200 --> 0:21:22.120 if we pulled out of Iran tomorrow and a few 0:21:22.119 --> 0:21:26.359 weeks later they actually test a nuke. What do you think. 0:21:29.000 --> 0:21:32.320 I think that foreign policy is complicated, and there oftentimes 0:21:32.320 --> 0:21:35.440 aren't good answers because nobody can tell the future. Nobody can, 0:21:36.440 --> 0:21:40.720 I cannot, and you cannot, and nobody can tell the future. 0:21:41.600 --> 0:21:46.159 If Trump really does finalize some deal with Iran, blockade lifted, 0:21:46.200 --> 0:21:50.439 he comes home, We're not going to have any idea 0:21:50.440 --> 0:21:55.080 whether that was a successful deal for years. Only time 0:21:55.119 --> 0:21:59.359 will tell. Whatever the deal ends up being might be 0:21:59.359 --> 0:22:03.000 incredibly successful. Maybe ten years from now we're talking about 0:22:03.440 --> 0:22:07.879 normalization of relations with Iran, who has new management. And 0:22:07.920 --> 0:22:10.560 you know, Israel signing a truce with Iran. In life, 0:22:10.600 --> 0:22:13.639 it's got hold on. Chris, I didn't say it's gonna happen. 0:22:13.680 --> 0:22:18.400 I said, look ten years, I don't know. Next year 0:22:19.560 --> 0:22:22.200 Iran sets off a nuke and now we're never now 0:22:22.280 --> 0:22:25.280 that regime's never leaving, But then the deal looks bad. 0:22:26.600 --> 0:22:32.080 Foreign policy is complicated. Beware of people who make it 0:22:32.119 --> 0:22:39.800 seem simple, straightforward in easy the Jesse Kelly Show on 0:22:40.040 --> 0:22:44.160 a Magnificent Friday, you can email us your love, your hate, 0:22:44.200 --> 0:22:48.560 your death threats from our temporary digs here Jesse at 0:22:48.720 --> 0:22:52.520 jesse kellyshow dot com. Hey Jesse, did you ever find 0:22:52.560 --> 0:22:59.720 a new satchel? I've told you this before. I, at 0:22:59.720 --> 0:23:04.360 one point in time had the greatest satchel in the 0:23:04.440 --> 0:23:08.400 history of mankind. If you look on social media, will 0:23:08.600 --> 0:23:10.159 you will see it. I think it's still on my 0:23:10.240 --> 0:23:14.040 Instagram page somewhere or something. I'm pretty sure the company's 0:23:14.080 --> 0:23:18.480 White River. I may have that wrong, but they made 0:23:18.680 --> 0:23:21.320 the perfect satchel. Now what does that mean perfect satchel? Well, 0:23:21.359 --> 0:23:23.760 there's a million satchels out there. This is one I 0:23:23.840 --> 0:23:29.200 mainly used for fishing and travel. It was the perfect size, 0:23:29.480 --> 0:23:32.520 not too big. I don't want to backpack, Okay, I 0:23:32.600 --> 0:23:36.240 want something smaller if I wanted a backpack anyway, not 0:23:36.320 --> 0:23:42.200 too big, but not too small. Also a critical critical 0:23:42.200 --> 0:23:45.000 part of it, it had the perfect amount of padding 0:23:45.119 --> 0:23:47.399 for your back, so there was never anything that stuck 0:23:47.440 --> 0:23:51.760 through or stabs you on your back. Also, maybe the 0:23:51.800 --> 0:23:54.560 most important thing when it comes to a satchel is 0:23:55.480 --> 0:23:59.080 it wasn't always shifting and sliding around to the front. 0:23:59.080 --> 0:24:01.280 I don't want to have to keep adjusting my satchel. 0:24:01.520 --> 0:24:06.600 Wherever you put the satchel, that's where it stayed, and 0:24:06.640 --> 0:24:13.520 then one terrible dark day I made a mistake. I 0:24:13.640 --> 0:24:18.359 let my son take it to church camp. Do you 0:24:18.400 --> 0:24:20.520 think I ever got that satchel back? Oh? Oh, no, 0:24:20.560 --> 0:24:22.520 I got it back. Do you think I got it 0:24:22.560 --> 0:24:29.760 back intact? No? No, No, it was broken destroyed. Since then, 0:24:30.119 --> 0:24:34.080 I have officially lost count of how many satchels I 0:24:34.160 --> 0:24:39.480 have purchased different satchels different places. I bet you the 0:24:39.600 --> 0:24:44.080 number is greater than seven, possibly ten. Chris, I'm not 0:24:44.119 --> 0:24:45.800 making it up. I just buy him and send him back, 0:24:45.800 --> 0:24:47.119 and buy him and send them back, and buy them 0:24:47.160 --> 0:24:50.880 and send them back. They just don't And by the way, 0:24:50.920 --> 0:24:52.520 that company doesn't make it anymore. If you're about to 0:24:52.520 --> 0:24:54.760 suggest it, you think that wasn't the first place I looked. 0:24:54.920 --> 0:25:00.400 I've looked. I found one finally on eBay. They had 0:25:00.440 --> 0:25:02.960 some stains on it, and it was just like, oh, 0:25:03.000 --> 0:25:06.560 those aren't my stains. And when you're buying someone else's stains, 0:25:06.600 --> 0:25:10.720 you just don't what, Chris, you don't know. Maybe Hunter 0:25:10.760 --> 0:25:13.040 Biden had that. I don't know what kind of stains 0:25:13.080 --> 0:25:18.280 we're dealing with here, what Chris? Either way, No, I've 0:25:18.320 --> 0:25:22.720 never found a replacement satchel, and I I miss him 0:25:23.119 --> 0:25:27.399 part time, Kelly. Why do all the conservative mainstream media 0:25:27.520 --> 0:25:30.680