Speaker 1: All right, Mojo in the morning. What's the thing that
Speaker 1: you do on the clock? What's going on, Anna?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to know things that you get done
Speaker 2: while you're working because this weekend I was walking into
Speaker 2: a well-known building. I won't say which one because I
Speaker 2: don't want to get anyone in trouble. But the security
Speaker 2: guard for the building was sitting right outside of the
Speaker 2: door and had a full hookah set up, like the
Speaker 2: one with the hoses, the fruit on top. and was
Speaker 2: just sitting there smoking. I was like, maybe they just
Speaker 2: got off work. They're waiting to get picked up. But
Speaker 2: then when I went to get in, they're like, Oh,
Speaker 2: let me unlock the door for you. So like, they
Speaker 2: were still very much on the clock smoking hookah right outside.
Speaker 1: Of the building. So does he, does he, he have
Speaker 1: like a setup? Yeah.
Speaker 2: A chair with a hookah on the ground, but it
Speaker 2: was like the ones with the hoses and then the
Speaker 2: fruit on top. And they were just sitting there puffing away.
Speaker 2: As they were doing security for the door, which didn't
Speaker 2: bother me because you're still watching the door.
Speaker 1: You're standing outside. Real quick, though. Just say what you say.
Speaker 3: Say where it was.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'll say it.
Speaker 2: It was outside of our building.
Speaker 4: I cannot believe it.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 1: Our security guards here are very interesting. I'm going to
Speaker 1: say this to you. Majeeb is very good. It wasn't Majeeb.
Speaker 1: It wasn't Majeeb. No, Majeeb is very good. And Dale,
Speaker 1: the overnight guy, is very good. There's some times where
Speaker 1: I walk by some of these security guards and I'm going,
Speaker 1: this person's supposed to keep people from... Well, the.
Speaker 4: One little teeny tiny girl. I'm small. I'm five feet tall.
Speaker 4: She's got to be shorter than me. And I'm like, no.
Speaker 4: A security guard, though, you are not stopping anybody from
Speaker 4: coming in this building, God forbid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're basically opening and closing the door for you.
Speaker 1: I actually heard about this hookah security guard that we
Speaker 1: have here. And I heard that it is a like,
Speaker 1: eye-opener on the weekends. They're just sitting there smoking hookah.
Speaker 1: It's a guy?
Speaker 4: I thought it was a girl.
Speaker 2: It is a girl. It is a girl. But the
Speaker 2: funny thing is, is I texted all of you. I
Speaker 2: was like, you guys, our security guard is hookah-ing. And
Speaker 2: Zach was like, yeah, she does this every weekend. She's
Speaker 2: just chilling. I'm like, okay, good for her. I also
Speaker 2: know people, though, that work at, like, the plant that, like,
Speaker 2: get a full workout in. Like, this guy brought weights and, like,
Speaker 2: he'll take an hour where he'll just duck off and, like,
Speaker 2: do a whole workout in the middle.
Speaker 1: Of his shift.
Speaker 6: I know a girl who, I think she does billing
Speaker 6: for a medical company. And she bought one of those, like,
Speaker 6: computer pads or a mice. She bought a mouse that
Speaker 6: she can set up. to just move on a timer
Speaker 6: so that her screen doesn't look idle. Yeah, it stays active.
Speaker 6: And she'd be at the movies. She don't went to
Speaker 6: the movies. She don't went and got her nails done.
Speaker 6: Like she gets her work done extremely quickly. And as
Speaker 6: opposed to just sitting there doing nothing, she'll just like
Speaker 6: go off and do whatever.
Speaker 1: Dude, I golfed with a guy one time that was
Speaker 1: on a team's meeting and he left us for a
Speaker 1: little bit and he hung out in an area where
Speaker 1: it looked like it was his backyard. He sat in
Speaker 1: a chair. He goes, yeah, I'm just hanging in the
Speaker 1: backyard here right now. And he was on the actual
Speaker 1: golf course with us. I love it. And he was
Speaker 1: doing a whatever. We call it on ours teams, but
Speaker 1: I think it was Zoom. And then he came up
Speaker 1: with us later and I go, they think that you're
Speaker 1: at home right now? And he goes, yeah.
Speaker 6: I'm with that.
Speaker 1: I think that's crazy.
Speaker 6: If you can work from home, all you need is Wi-Fi.
Speaker 6: If you can get your work done, what's the difference
Speaker 6: from me working at home or working on a resort
Speaker 6: in Cancun?
Speaker 1: The work is getting done. What about the security guard?
Speaker 1: That's different. But they're sitting right in front of the door.
Speaker 1: Come on, dog. What you going to do? Got to
Speaker 1: unlock the car? What if something goes wrong? She's going
Speaker 1: to strangle the guy with the hookah pipe.
Speaker 4: Do you get a little baby high when you smoke
Speaker 4: hookah or no?
Speaker 2: I think it's like a head buzz. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I threw up one time. I had hookah one time.
Speaker 6: It was not a good night for me.
Speaker 2: Lydia?
Speaker 1: Boy, oh my God. I came into the studio one
Speaker 1: time years and years ago when you actually had to
Speaker 1: do your shows. Like you couldn't record the shows. And
Speaker 1: there was a dude there that, it was crazy, had
Speaker 1: video games. He was sitting there. So in between songs, like,
Speaker 1: you know, the songs are four minutes at that time.
Speaker 1: So four minutes, whatever. And he's sitting there with his
Speaker 1: Sega Genesis or his PlayStation 2 at the time or something.
Speaker 1: And he's playing video games. I'm like, oh, hold on
Speaker 1: a second. 93.7 KRQ. He's doing breaks. And I'm going,
Speaker 1: the PD walks in and sees that.
Speaker 2: Zach and I thought about doing that when you were
Speaker 2: out last week. We were like, what if we hooked
Speaker 2: up a switch to one of these TVs? So while
Speaker 2: we were doing commercial breaks, we could still be like.
Speaker 1: Playing Mario Kart. I'm really glad that you actually fingered
Speaker 1: Zach for that. Because you and Zach screwing around on
Speaker 1: company time.
Speaker 5: We didn't.
Speaker 1: She narked on you, Zach. What's up, Brianna? How you doing?
Speaker 3: Hi, good.
Speaker 5: How are you guys? Good.
Speaker 1: What do you do on company time?
Speaker 5: So I worked at Lifetime and when someone used to
Speaker 5: come cover the desk for me while I was on
Speaker 5: the clock, I used to go work out while I
Speaker 5: was on my shift.
Speaker 2: I feel like that should be allowed. You work at
Speaker 2: a gym. You gotta, you gotta experience the gym.
Speaker 1: Nobody ever, nobody ever said anything to you. Like no,
Speaker 1: managers or district managers ever came in and saw something.
Speaker 5: Like that well it technically wasn't allowed so i kind
Speaker 5: of used to like sneak off a little bit like
Speaker 5: when they weren't around and go do it so but
Speaker 5: it was nice it was a good like segue yeah.
Speaker 1: That when you guys worked for the big company for
Speaker 1: uh danny uh danny gilbert's company i never called him
Speaker 1: danny before but i wonder if any of his friends
Speaker 1: call him danny when you worked for him That place
Speaker 1: was so big. Could you screw around or would they
Speaker 1: know that you were screwing around?
Speaker 4: People literally screwed around. I understand.
Speaker 1: I've done that on the clock there.
Speaker 2: You did? Oh, my God.
Speaker 1: You went and had sex on the clock?
Speaker 2: There's cameras everywhere. Where?
Speaker 1: It was in a parking lot. Oh, my God.
Speaker 4: Didn't you say that was such a thing?
Speaker 3: Or like there were tons of people that would go
Speaker 3: in that parking garage?
Speaker 1: Potentially. I only did it once.
Speaker 6: That week was a wild week. That was just one
Speaker 6: of the things that happened. It wasn't a regular thing.
Speaker 1: It's so well, my favorite was the old radio studios
Speaker 1: that we were in Farmington. When you would ever see
Speaker 1: the guys that would smoke weed and like stick and
Speaker 1: all those guys that used to work here, they would
Speaker 1: all just get high out in the parking lot too.
Speaker 1: Some people would now would do that. Yeah. Go drink.
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 5: Toya.
Speaker 1: What's going on? Toya. Hey, good morning.
Speaker 4: What's going on?
Speaker 1: Toya. What are you doing on company time?
Speaker 7: Listen, I'm calling y'all. No, I was telling Lydia that when,
Speaker 7: like during the pandemic, our company used to let us
Speaker 7: work remote. But then over the last year, they started,
Speaker 7: they changed it.
Speaker 1: And said, we have to work from home.
Speaker 7: And they actually have location active to.
Speaker 1: Show where we're working from. So it's no longer remote.
Speaker 1: It's specifically, you have to work from home now.
Speaker 7: So that was, I was just thinking about that when
Speaker 7: y'all were saying, Tim was saying, his home girl would
Speaker 7: like go and like do her nails or be on
Speaker 7: the island or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because your remote could be at the nail lady's house.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Why does that matter? Because you're not fully concentrating. You're
Speaker 1: getting your nails done. How many people are fully concentrated
Speaker 1: at home? How about the people, though, that worked for you? Oh,
Speaker 1: you're right. Because I watched Game of Thrones all six
Speaker 1: seasons while I was working for them.
Speaker 7: I concentrate better at home than in the office.
Speaker 4: Like, leave me alone.
Speaker 1: Why are y'all talking to me? These people in the office. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're concentrating right now and talking to us right now,
Speaker 1: aren't you?
Speaker 7: I know, but you know I love y'all, so I
Speaker 7: got a car. And I'm about to be on birthday vacation,
Speaker 7: so I wanted to get my car in for the week.
Speaker 1: How about, by the way, how about the people that
Speaker 1: moved to Florida that worked for GM and all the
Speaker 1: other big auto companies, and they moved down there, and
Speaker 1: the company said, yeah, you guys got to come back,
Speaker 1: and they're all like, oh, crap. That's crazy. What's up, Abe?
Speaker 1: How you doing?
Speaker 2: Doing good. How are you?
Speaker 1: Good. What's going on? First time, long time.
Speaker 5: I just wanted to confirm what Kev was saying.
Speaker 1: I used to work at Rocket.
Speaker 5: A lot of people do have sex on the clock.
Speaker 1: Where?
Speaker 2: The parking structure.
Speaker 1: Detroit, too. Is it the parking structure across from the
Speaker 1: Chase building? Is that where they're at? No. That's where
Speaker 1: mine was.
Speaker 6: Detroit, too.
Speaker 2: That's not a crosswalk.
Speaker 5: There's like five or six different ones.
Speaker 1: I've parked in that building when I've gone to the
Speaker 1: townhouse for months. Yeah, that's the one. Yeah. That's Detroit too.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm going to look in windows now. See what's going on.
Speaker 5: You can walk around the office and literally see everybody
Speaker 5: watching like Hulu or Netflix, whatever their favorite show was.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they're loving this right now. Job getting done.
Speaker 1: What's up, Laura? Laura works in a hospital. What are
Speaker 1: you guys doing on company time?
Speaker 3: Um, so it's not so much me and I hope
Speaker 3: no one's listening. I pray to God no one's listening. But, um,
Speaker 3: so some of the doctors on night shift will like
Speaker 3: bring in their gaming systems and like play in between patients.
Speaker 1: These are emergency room doctors playing video game systems in
Speaker 1: the middle of the night.
Speaker 3: I hope I'm not going to get fired for saying that.
Speaker 1: Oh my God. Got to get that VC. Oh, Nobody's dying, though, right?
Speaker 1: And I'm talking in the video game and off the
Speaker 1: video game.
Speaker 3: No one's dying. It's just in between patients.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Wow, wow, wow.
Speaker 1: That's a bunch of video games about to drop this quarter, too. Hey, Sarah,
Speaker 1: what's up? Nothing.
Speaker 5: I just wanted to say it's okay to tan on
Speaker 5: company time, right?
Speaker 3: Tan?
Speaker 1: What do you mean tan? Like outside in the sun
Speaker 1: or going to a tanning place?
Speaker 5: I go to a tanning booth. It's like 15 minutes,
Speaker 5: get a little nap.
Speaker 2: It's like your break.
Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah, because it's the break. Where do
Speaker 1: they think you are? They think you're... I ran to
Speaker 1: the bank or I had to run to my mom's house.
Speaker 5: Oh, man.
Speaker 1: You come back like, you look a little different.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 5: I come back in and I'm like, it's super hot.
Speaker 5: Everybody's like, what's wrong with you? I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: just a hot flash.
Speaker 1: It's like the background. I always love the people that
Speaker 1: put cool backgrounds on their... I hate that.
Speaker 4: Me too. Like, what are you trying to hide?