WEBVTT - What Did You Do on The Clock 0:00:00.030 --> 0:00:05.270 All right, Mojo in the morning. What's the thing that 0:00:05.330 --> 0:00:07.550 you do on the clock? What's going on, Anna? 0:00:07.770 --> 0:00:10.039 Yeah, I want to know things that you get done 0:00:10.119 --> 0:00:13.560 while you're working because this weekend I was walking into 0:00:13.700 --> 0:00:16.960 a well-known building. I won't say which one because I 0:00:16.980 --> 0:00:20.260 don't want to get anyone in trouble. But the security 0:00:20.300 --> 0:00:22.919 guard for the building was sitting right outside of the 0:00:22.960 --> 0:00:26.000 door and had a full hookah set up, like the 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:29.800 one with the hoses, the fruit on top. and was 0:00:29.840 --> 0:00:32.000 just sitting there smoking. I was like, maybe they just 0:00:32.040 --> 0:00:33.950 got off work. They're waiting to get picked up. But 0:00:33.970 --> 0:00:35.610 then when I went to get in, they're like, Oh, 0:00:35.650 --> 0:00:37.670 let me unlock the door for you. So like, they 0:00:37.690 --> 0:00:42.930 were still very much on the clock smoking hookah right outside. 0:00:42.530 --> 0:00:46.100 Of the building. So does he, does he, he have 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:47.620 like a setup? Yeah. 0:00:47.860 --> 0:00:50.240 A chair with a hookah on the ground, but it 0:00:50.280 --> 0:00:52.780 was like the ones with the hoses and then the 0:00:52.820 --> 0:00:55.220 fruit on top. And they were just sitting there puffing away. 0:00:55.870 --> 0:00:58.050 As they were doing security for the door, which didn't 0:00:58.070 --> 0:00:59.630 bother me because you're still watching the door. 0:00:59.670 --> 0:01:02.550 You're standing outside. Real quick, though. Just say what you say. 0:01:03.050 --> 0:01:03.730 Say where it was. 0:01:04.030 --> 0:01:05.290 Yeah. I'll say it. 0:01:05.630 --> 0:01:06.970 It was outside of our building. 0:01:07.010 --> 0:01:07.929 I cannot believe it. 0:01:08.030 --> 0:01:08.670 I know. 0:01:08.910 --> 0:01:11.750 Our security guards here are very interesting. I'm going to 0:01:11.790 --> 0:01:16.060 say this to you. Majeeb is very good. It wasn't Majeeb. 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:20.940 It wasn't Majeeb. No, Majeeb is very good. And Dale, 0:01:20.980 --> 0:01:23.260 the overnight guy, is very good. There's some times where 0:01:23.300 --> 0:01:25.459 I walk by some of these security guards and I'm going, 0:01:25.480 --> 0:01:29.459 this person's supposed to keep people from... Well, the. 0:01:29.260 --> 0:01:32.780 One little teeny tiny girl. I'm small. I'm five feet tall. 0:01:32.800 --> 0:01:35.540 She's got to be shorter than me. And I'm like, no. 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:38.620 A security guard, though, you are not stopping anybody from 0:01:38.670 --> 0:01:40.209 coming in this building, God forbid. 0:01:40.490 --> 0:01:43.449 Yeah, they're basically opening and closing the door for you. 0:01:43.910 --> 0:01:47.770 I actually heard about this hookah security guard that we 0:01:47.810 --> 0:01:50.950 have here. And I heard that it is a like, 0:01:50.970 --> 0:01:53.570 eye-opener on the weekends. They're just sitting there smoking hookah. 0:01:53.790 --> 0:01:54.450 It's a guy? 0:01:54.470 --> 0:01:55.200 I thought it was a girl. 0:01:55.500 --> 0:01:57.120 It is a girl. It is a girl. But the 0:01:57.140 --> 0:01:58.880 funny thing is, is I texted all of you. I 0:01:58.880 --> 0:02:02.170 was like, you guys, our security guard is hookah-ing. And 0:02:02.190 --> 0:02:04.230 Zach was like, yeah, she does this every weekend. She's 0:02:04.250 --> 0:02:08.180 just chilling. I'm like, okay, good for her. I also 0:02:08.220 --> 0:02:11.000 know people, though, that work at, like, the plant that, like, 0:02:11.100 --> 0:02:14.520 get a full workout in. Like, this guy brought weights and, like, 0:02:14.639 --> 0:02:17.790 he'll take an hour where he'll just duck off and, like, 0:02:17.810 --> 0:02:19.850 do a whole workout in the middle. 0:02:19.690 --> 0:02:20.630 Of his shift. 0:02:21.090 --> 0:02:24.690 I know a girl who, I think she does billing 0:02:25.070 --> 0:02:29.530 for a medical company. And she bought one of those, like, 0:02:30.050 --> 0:02:33.430 computer pads or a mice. She bought a mouse that 0:02:33.570 --> 0:02:36.820 she can set up. to just move on a timer 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:40.820 so that her screen doesn't look idle. Yeah, it stays active. 0:02:41.370 --> 0:02:43.730 And she'd be at the movies. She don't went to 0:02:43.750 --> 0:02:45.670 the movies. She don't went and got her nails done. 0:02:45.730 --> 0:02:49.230 Like she gets her work done extremely quickly. And as 0:02:49.310 --> 0:02:51.250 opposed to just sitting there doing nothing, she'll just like 0:02:51.310 --> 0:02:52.110 go off and do whatever. 0:02:52.310 --> 0:02:54.630 Dude, I golfed with a guy one time that was 0:02:55.400 --> 0:02:58.959 on a team's meeting and he left us for a 0:02:58.960 --> 0:03:01.160 little bit and he hung out in an area where 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:03.580 it looked like it was his backyard. He sat in 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:05.600 a chair. He goes, yeah, I'm just hanging in the 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:08.320 backyard here right now. And he was on the actual 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:10.019 golf course with us. I love it. And he was 0:03:10.060 --> 0:03:13.880 doing a whatever. We call it on ours teams, but 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:17.600 I think it was Zoom. And then he came up 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:19.299 with us later and I go, they think that you're 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:20.420 at home right now? And he goes, yeah. 0:03:20.680 --> 0:03:21.320 I'm with that. 0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:22.299 I think that's crazy. 0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:25.380 If you can work from home, all you need is Wi-Fi. 0:03:26.020 --> 0:03:28.200 If you can get your work done, what's the difference 0:03:28.220 --> 0:03:30.299 from me working at home or working on a resort 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:31.000 in Cancun? 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:33.940 The work is getting done. What about the security guard? 0:03:34.060 --> 0:03:37.720 That's different. But they're sitting right in front of the door. 0:03:37.800 --> 0:03:39.820 Come on, dog. What you going to do? Got to 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:43.830 unlock the car? What if something goes wrong? She's going 0:03:43.850 --> 0:03:46.250 to strangle the guy with the hookah pipe. 0:03:46.470 --> 0:03:48.369 Do you get a little baby high when you smoke 0:03:48.410 --> 0:03:48.870 hookah or no? 0:03:49.510 --> 0:03:51.340 I think it's like a head buzz. I don't know. 0:03:51.350 --> 0:03:52.960 I threw up one time. I had hookah one time. 0:03:52.980 --> 0:03:54.140 It was not a good night for me. 0:03:55.200 --> 0:03:55.820 Lydia? 0:03:55.900 --> 0:03:59.100 Boy, oh my God. I came into the studio one 0:03:59.140 --> 0:04:01.660 time years and years ago when you actually had to 0:04:01.720 --> 0:04:04.350 do your shows. Like you couldn't record the shows. And 0:04:04.650 --> 0:04:07.029 there was a dude there that, it was crazy, had 0:04:07.170 --> 0:04:10.750 video games. He was sitting there. So in between songs, like, 0:04:10.770 --> 0:04:12.450 you know, the songs are four minutes at that time. 0:04:12.890 --> 0:04:15.070 So four minutes, whatever. And he's sitting there with his 0:04:15.180 --> 0:04:18.720 Sega Genesis or his PlayStation 2 at the time or something. 0:04:19.150 --> 0:04:22.480 And he's playing video games. I'm like, oh, hold on 0:04:22.500 --> 0:04:26.200 a second. 93.7 KRQ. He's doing breaks. And I'm going, 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:28.700 the PD walks in and sees that. 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:30.460 Zach and I thought about doing that when you were 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:32.120 out last week. We were like, what if we hooked 0:04:32.180 --> 0:04:34.480 up a switch to one of these TVs? So while 0:04:34.500 --> 0:04:37.039 we were doing commercial breaks, we could still be like. 0:04:36.820 --> 0:04:39.610 Playing Mario Kart. I'm really glad that you actually fingered 0:04:39.630 --> 0:04:45.169 Zach for that. Because you and Zach screwing around on 0:04:45.230 --> 0:04:46.010 company time. 0:04:46.050 --> 0:04:46.410 We didn't. 0:04:48.150 --> 0:04:50.890 She narked on you, Zach. What's up, Brianna? How you doing? 0:04:51.610 --> 0:04:52.190 Hi, good. 0:04:52.230 --> 0:04:53.270 How are you guys? Good. 0:04:53.290 --> 0:04:54.420 What do you do on company time? 0:04:55.330 --> 0:04:58.000 So I worked at Lifetime and when someone used to 0:04:58.040 --> 0:04:59.980 come cover the desk for me while I was on 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:01.940 the clock, I used to go work out while I 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:02.820 was on my shift. 0:05:03.060 --> 0:05:05.340 I feel like that should be allowed. You work at 0:05:05.380 --> 0:05:08.640 a gym. You gotta, you gotta experience the gym. 0:05:09.480 --> 0:05:12.480 Nobody ever, nobody ever said anything to you. Like no, 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:16.380 managers or district managers ever came in and saw something. 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:18.740 Like that well it technically wasn't allowed so i kind 0:05:18.779 --> 0:05:20.700 of used to like sneak off a little bit like 0:05:20.740 --> 0:05:23.040 when they weren't around and go do it so but 0:05:23.080 --> 0:05:26.260 it was nice it was a good like segue yeah. 0:05:26.529 --> 0:05:28.810 That when you guys worked for the big company for 0:05:28.830 --> 0:05:32.469 uh danny uh danny gilbert's company i never called him 0:05:32.510 --> 0:05:34.190 danny before but i wonder if any of his friends 0:05:34.210 --> 0:05:36.700 call him danny when you worked for him That place 0:05:36.720 --> 0:05:38.660 was so big. Could you screw around or would they 0:05:38.700 --> 0:05:39.490 know that you were screwing around? 0:05:39.500 --> 0:05:41.990 People literally screwed around. I understand. 0:05:42.110 --> 0:05:43.250 I've done that on the clock there. 0:05:43.610 --> 0:05:44.320 You did? Oh, my God. 0:05:44.330 --> 0:05:45.610 You went and had sex on the clock? 0:05:45.810 --> 0:05:47.350 There's cameras everywhere. Where? 0:05:47.390 --> 0:05:49.190 It was in a parking lot. Oh, my God. 0:05:49.230 --> 0:05:50.830 Didn't you say that was such a thing? 0:05:51.089 --> 0:05:52.510 Or like there were tons of people that would go 0:05:52.529 --> 0:05:53.350 in that parking garage? 0:05:54.470 --> 0:05:56.470 Potentially. I only did it once. 0:05:56.490 --> 0:05:59.740 That week was a wild week. That was just one 0:05:59.779 --> 0:06:01.480 of the things that happened. It wasn't a regular thing. 0:06:02.650 --> 0:06:05.409 It's so well, my favorite was the old radio studios 0:06:05.450 --> 0:06:07.890 that we were in Farmington. When you would ever see 0:06:07.930 --> 0:06:10.850 the guys that would smoke weed and like stick and 0:06:10.890 --> 0:06:12.690 all those guys that used to work here, they would 0:06:12.710 --> 0:06:14.990 all just get high out in the parking lot too. 0:06:15.010 --> 0:06:17.250 Some people would now would do that. Yeah. Go drink. 0:06:17.690 --> 0:06:18.300 What's up? 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:18.660 Toya. 0:06:18.680 --> 0:06:22.420 What's going on? Toya. Hey, good morning. 0:06:22.500 --> 0:06:23.820 What's going on? 0:06:23.900 --> 0:06:25.500 Toya. What are you doing on company time? 0:06:26.940 --> 0:06:33.790 Listen, I'm calling y'all. No, I was telling Lydia that when, 0:06:33.870 --> 0:06:36.870 like during the pandemic, our company used to let us 0:06:36.950 --> 0:06:41.010 work remote. But then over the last year, they started, 0:06:41.130 --> 0:06:41.950 they changed it. 0:06:41.950 --> 0:06:44.369 And said, we have to work from home. 0:06:44.870 --> 0:06:48.490 And they actually have location active to. 0:06:48.310 --> 0:06:51.729 Show where we're working from. So it's no longer remote. 0:06:51.870 --> 0:06:55.039 It's specifically, you have to work from home now. 0:06:55.440 --> 0:06:57.660 So that was, I was just thinking about that when 0:06:57.680 --> 0:07:00.540 y'all were saying, Tim was saying, his home girl would 0:07:00.560 --> 0:07:02.220 like go and like do her nails or be on 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:03.080 the island or whatever. 0:07:03.100 --> 0:07:06.339 Yeah, because your remote could be at the nail lady's house. 0:07:06.380 --> 0:07:06.900 You know what I mean? 0:07:06.930 --> 0:07:07.020 Yeah. 0:07:07.440 --> 0:07:11.030 Why does that matter? Because you're not fully concentrating. You're 0:07:11.050 --> 0:07:13.030 getting your nails done. How many people are fully concentrated 0:07:13.090 --> 0:07:15.570 at home? How about the people, though, that worked for you? Oh, 0:07:15.570 --> 0:07:19.070 you're right. Because I watched Game of Thrones all six 0:07:19.090 --> 0:07:20.130 seasons while I was working for them. 0:07:20.150 --> 0:07:23.330 I concentrate better at home than in the office. 0:07:23.550 --> 0:07:24.450 Like, leave me alone. 0:07:24.470 --> 0:07:26.300 Why are y'all talking to me? These people in the office. Yeah, 0:07:26.310 --> 0:07:28.480 you're concentrating right now and talking to us right now, 0:07:28.500 --> 0:07:28.780 aren't you? 0:07:30.070 --> 0:07:32.330 I know, but you know I love y'all, so I 0:07:32.370 --> 0:07:35.190 got a car. And I'm about to be on birthday vacation, 0:07:35.250 --> 0:07:36.830 so I wanted to get my car in for the week. 0:07:37.210 --> 0:07:39.410 How about, by the way, how about the people that 0:07:39.510 --> 0:07:43.210 moved to Florida that worked for GM and all the 0:07:43.250 --> 0:07:46.880 other big auto companies, and they moved down there, and 0:07:46.900 --> 0:07:49.240 the company said, yeah, you guys got to come back, 0:07:49.420 --> 0:07:52.880 and they're all like, oh, crap. That's crazy. What's up, Abe? 0:07:52.920 --> 0:07:53.460 How you doing? 0:07:54.740 --> 0:07:55.600 Doing good. How are you? 0:07:55.680 --> 0:08:03.500 Good. What's going on? First time, long time. 0:08:04.700 --> 0:08:07.300 I just wanted to confirm what Kev was saying. 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:08.580 I used to work at Rocket. 0:08:09.300 --> 0:08:11.480 A lot of people do have sex on the clock. 0:08:12.060 --> 0:08:13.160 Where? 0:08:14.140 --> 0:08:15.120 The parking structure. 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:20.280 Detroit, too. Is it the parking structure across from the 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:23.080 Chase building? Is that where they're at? No. That's where 0:08:23.100 --> 0:08:23.600 mine was. 0:08:23.620 --> 0:08:23.910 Detroit, too. 0:08:25.680 --> 0:08:26.180 That's not a crosswalk. 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:27.700 There's like five or six different ones. 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:29.900 I've parked in that building when I've gone to the 0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:32.699 townhouse for months. Yeah, that's the one. Yeah. That's Detroit too. 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:33.460 Yeah. 0:08:33.640 --> 0:08:37.829 I'm going to look in windows now. See what's going on. 0:08:37.830 --> 0:08:40.030 You can walk around the office and literally see everybody 0:08:40.070 --> 0:08:42.950 watching like Hulu or Netflix, whatever their favorite show was. 0:08:43.190 --> 0:08:44.250 That's crazy. 0:08:44.309 --> 0:08:46.710 I'm sure they're loving this right now. Job getting done. 0:08:46.830 --> 0:08:48.870 What's up, Laura? Laura works in a hospital. What are 0:08:48.890 --> 0:08:50.090 you guys doing on company time? 0:08:51.940 --> 0:08:53.920 Um, so it's not so much me and I hope 0:08:53.960 --> 0:08:56.460 no one's listening. I pray to God no one's listening. But, um, 0:08:56.480 --> 0:09:01.089 so some of the doctors on night shift will like 0:09:01.530 --> 0:09:06.250 bring in their gaming systems and like play in between patients. 0:09:06.590 --> 0:09:10.349 These are emergency room doctors playing video game systems in 0:09:10.390 --> 0:09:11.050 the middle of the night. 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:14.500 I hope I'm not going to get fired for saying that. 0:09:14.520 --> 0:09:19.730 Oh my God. Got to get that VC. Oh, Nobody's dying, though, right? 0:09:20.050 --> 0:09:21.910 And I'm talking in the video game and off the 0:09:21.950 --> 0:09:22.729 video game. 0:09:24.290 --> 0:09:27.290 No one's dying. It's just in between patients. 0:09:27.610 --> 0:09:27.930 Wow. 0:09:28.350 --> 0:09:28.930 Wow, wow, wow. 0:09:28.950 --> 0:09:32.569 That's a bunch of video games about to drop this quarter, too. Hey, Sarah, 0:09:32.590 --> 0:09:35.590 what's up? Nothing. 0:09:35.630 --> 0:09:37.730 I just wanted to say it's okay to tan on 0:09:37.790 --> 0:09:38.730 company time, right? 0:09:39.330 --> 0:09:39.890 Tan? 0:09:40.650 --> 0:09:43.350 What do you mean tan? Like outside in the sun 0:09:43.370 --> 0:09:44.510 or going to a tanning place? 0:09:45.170 --> 0:09:47.410 I go to a tanning booth. It's like 15 minutes, 0:09:47.630 --> 0:09:48.430 get a little nap. 0:09:49.000 --> 0:09:49.840 It's like your break. 0:09:49.860 --> 0:09:52.360 I love it. Yeah, because it's the break. Where do 0:09:52.380 --> 0:09:56.590 they think you are? They think you're... I ran to 0:09:56.630 --> 0:09:59.190 the bank or I had to run to my mom's house. 0:09:59.650 --> 0:09:59.970 Oh, man. 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:01.579 You come back like, you look a little different. 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:03.100 That's right. 0:10:03.540 --> 0:10:05.160 I come back in and I'm like, it's super hot. 0:10:05.179 --> 0:10:06.420 Everybody's like, what's wrong with you? I was like, oh, 0:10:06.420 --> 0:10:07.300 just a hot flash. 0:10:08.900 --> 0:10:11.010 It's like the background. I always love the people that 0:10:11.050 --> 0:10:15.069 put cool backgrounds on their... I hate that. 0:10:15.130 --> 0:10:18.850 Me too. Like, what are you trying to hide?