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Speaker 1: Welcome to another episode of I Tell You What, What

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Speaker 1: did you do last night? Dubs cubs lo?

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Speaker 2: Yep, sure did? Okay, don't need to mention that part.

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Speaker 1: Yep. I sat around. I had ice cream for dinner

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Speaker 1: because anything else.

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Speaker 2: What a great day. Don't you love being an adult?

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Speaker 2: You can do what you want?

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Speaker 1: Yes and no?

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Speaker 2: Yeah you did last night?

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Speaker 1: She went to She went to Pittsburgh Blue without me.

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Speaker 3: I don't know you.

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Speaker 1: I went to Pittsburgh Blue without me.

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Speaker 3: I was like in your guys' neighborhood almost.

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Speaker 2: I'm over here eating brats for dinner and.

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Speaker 1: I have an ice cream And she went to Peba

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Speaker 1: Bla without Peba Bla.

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Speaker 3: It was my anniversary yesterday.

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Speaker 1: So what I didn't get invited to your wedding? I

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Speaker 1: don't remember that. Okay, do you have an invite? I

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Speaker 1: don't think we call the invite.

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Speaker 3: I do. Actually, I love when you say, oh, do

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Speaker 3: you have proof? Because I do. I've shown you the

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Speaker 3: text where I texted you.

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Speaker 1: And I said you made that up. Hey, Chris, that's

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Speaker 1: photo show.

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Speaker 3: I haven't gotten your rs v P yet. Do you

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Speaker 3: think you can make it to the wedding? And you

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Speaker 3: say no, I don't believe I'll be able to make it.

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Speaker 3: But damn yeah I have. I have screenshots for anyone

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Speaker 3: who wants to believe this propaganda that I didn't invite

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Speaker 3: years ago.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember that at all. So you went to

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Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Blue, you went to pat Bad Blad, Yeah I did. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was I love Pittsburgh Blue.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was just me an.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't at your wedding, so you could at least

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Speaker 1: probably to Bla. That would be so much better.

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Speaker 3: Even during the meal, I said, I said, Chris Love's

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Speaker 3: coming here.

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Speaker 1: I love going Pittsburg. It's very rare that I go.

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Speaker 1: I know, I get it, very rare. It's kind of mean.

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Speaker 1: No I don't. I don't go a lot. But when

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Speaker 1: I go, yeah, oh I go. I mean I got

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Speaker 1: to get the baked potato the size of my head.

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Speaker 1: I get a great big ribbi, I get the Cowboy

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Speaker 1: RIBI medium rare stuff, gets the uh almost the fungus,

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Speaker 1: the mushrooms. Yeah, she demands to get the mushrooms. I mean,

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Speaker 1: which is good. It's just fine.

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Speaker 3: I should ask you for like recommendations.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, yeah, we could have been there. We could

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Speaker 1: have pointed them out personally been great. We eat ice

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Speaker 1: cream and my slippersh lungs. There's my pants were I

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Speaker 1: tell them my sloppish my slippers sponges. You know those

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Speaker 1: pants that you wear that are just real kind of

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Speaker 1: loose and stretching. You can easily scratch your crotch in sure, gosh,

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Speaker 1: my sloppish lungs. Yeah, I love those. I was all comfy, wantfy.

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Speaker 1: But I would have sprung to action that she was

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Speaker 1: going to that blad Without.

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Speaker 3: That, would you have paid Hell? No, okay, no.

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Speaker 1: Well I would have bought mine maybe part of it. Well,

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Speaker 1: you had gift cards.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we put like five dollars into it because nice. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: because we uh, we got like some gift cards when

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Speaker 3: we bought our land the real estate agent like I

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Speaker 3: don't know, sometimes gifts. Yeah, so we had some gift

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Speaker 3: cards and they were like for different steakhouses or I

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Speaker 3: need really I.

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Speaker 1: Need a new real estate agent. And I think mine's

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Speaker 1: listening right now. However, he does drop by a pretty

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Speaker 1: banging pumpkin pie every Thanksgiving everything, everythings Giving. I think

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Speaker 1: he maybe missed one or two in there, but he

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Speaker 1: does gigantic pumpkin pie drops spot.

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Speaker 3: So you're saying that if someone buys the house from

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Speaker 3: this person, they.

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Speaker 1: Get a big pumpy I don't know what they get,

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Speaker 1: but I get a pumpkin pie.

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Speaker 4: Our mortgage company we get a big turkey on Thanksgiving

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Speaker 4: and then champagne for New Years.

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Speaker 3: What the hell don't every year?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Every year it's been like that, is it cooked turkey

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Speaker 2: or is it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? It's like, here's a full stat white hats and.

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Speaker 3: Jacket, white gloves service.

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Speaker 1: Who's here more? Yeah? Well the house that he bought,

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Speaker 1: by the room just goes silent.

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Speaker 3: That mean he bought.

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Speaker 1: It's just like that the car that he just bought

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Speaker 1: that he doesn't drive, his wife gets to drive it.

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Speaker 1: By the way, that secondary vehicle that you have is

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Speaker 1: actually pretty sweet. I saw that Trailblazer yesterday. Dude, that's

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Speaker 1: a nice There are.

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Speaker 4: Some features I don't like about it, like like the brakes.

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Speaker 4: I don't know why, but for some odd reason, when

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Speaker 4: I'm leaving here and you go over that little bump

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Speaker 4: and I start like hit the brakes, the car will like.

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Speaker 2: Jerk forward and I'm like, geez, I didn't even hit

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Speaker 2: the break that hard.

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Speaker 1: We'll just back off a little more then barely tap it.

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Speaker 1: Just do what she does, just run over the thing

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Speaker 1: like it's not even there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta do what I do. I just don't

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Speaker 3: even pay to car or not.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't even hear it. She got the radio too loud.

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Speaker 3: I don't even go up that high because I just

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Speaker 3: park like I park lower lower.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you don't hit the bump, but you have the

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Speaker 1: bumps outside the there's speed bumps on the road.

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Speaker 3: I don't even notice that.

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Speaker 1: We have speed bumps on that little suspension on this thing.

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Speaker 1: Is you don't know? You didn't know that?

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Speaker 3: Are there?

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Speaker 1: There are two of them?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I think I didn't know that, but I don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't go fast out there. Hawthorne does not let

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Speaker 3: me drive, and the two of us are in the vehicle.

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Speaker 3: He likes me, I wonder why. Yeah, he likes me

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Speaker 3: to be the passenger princess. Yesterday, we're trying to drive

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Speaker 3: to Pittsburgh Blue and BLA. And then there's the exit

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Speaker 3: that you actually have to take that's close to Pittsburgh Blue.

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Speaker 2: Yeah probably him luck.

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Speaker 3: Yeah maybe, And so.

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Speaker 1: It takes your right to Pittsburgh Blue, I know, on

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Speaker 1: the one side, Yeah, yep. And then BLA is right

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Speaker 1: over there like Kitty corner. Uh huh.

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Speaker 3: So we're driving on ninety four and he's in the

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Speaker 3: too late. So he goes to like turn his blank

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Speaker 3: cron so that he can get over my car.

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Speaker 1: Uh oh no, you really had a fancy spancy night

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Speaker 1: out there.

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Speaker 3: So he plips the blank ron and to me, I'm like,

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Speaker 3: just go. He's like I can't. There's too many vehicles

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Speaker 3: in the way. And I'm like just go. I'm like

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Speaker 3: they'll move no, And so we missed the exit and

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Speaker 3: he had to circle back around.

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Speaker 1: The uh three ninety ninety four merge at the Basilica.

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Speaker 1: You should see her there. It's like cars aren't even there.

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Speaker 1: She's like Moses, they just they just It's like the

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Speaker 1: cars they just like disappear, and there's this she just

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Speaker 1: goes right in there. Oh no, I know it.

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Speaker 4: She beat me to the state Fair the first day,

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Speaker 4: and I go, you beat me. I left before she goes, oh,

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Speaker 4: I don't wait that long way. I just go right

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Speaker 4: up until the last time. I go, well, yeah, sane,

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Speaker 4: well that's how you merge. But she goes, yeah, I

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Speaker 4: just go right up and they'll just move for me.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, no, just going.

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Speaker 1: That sounds like a sign on her car, Like I'm

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Speaker 1: insane and I'm gonna move in any direction. I want

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Speaker 1: to let me hit her.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna murder.

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Speaker 3: I just everyone's so nice when you merge. Just turn

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Speaker 3: on your blinker and just start merging and they'll stop.

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Speaker 1: You don't always even turn on your blinker.

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Speaker 3: No, true, I always know.

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Speaker 1: I always your banker didn't work in your old car.

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Speaker 3: I know it does.

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Speaker 1: I always as every other blank you.

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Speaker 3: You are the master of propaganda.

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Speaker 1: I am not a master of Probably has to.

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Speaker 3: Do with me and making me look bad.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'd be like, oh no, I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: You've heard her. She is out right hurt me on

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Speaker 1: the air. Oh my gosh, you're like eighty percent. I

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Speaker 1: maybe twenty percent when it comes to that.

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Speaker 3: Oh absolutely, I just shower you in goodness.

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Speaker 1: You should believe are you going to put that up?

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Speaker 1: Put up with that from her? I can't believe. You've

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Speaker 1: been on this air for decades and you have such

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Speaker 1: a strong, rich, loving history of helping people, and you

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Speaker 1: let that woman paint such a picture of you. You're

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Speaker 1: talking about the emails that come in.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, we go out places.

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Speaker 1: They're coming in right now. They're just rattling off right now.

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Speaker 3: The best is when we're like kind of hanging and

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Speaker 3: we're at work with her. We'll be at an advent

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Speaker 3: or something, and people will look at me and Chris,

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Speaker 3: but they'll look at me and they'll be like, oh, Sam,

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Speaker 3: you put up with so much. I'm like, I don't

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Speaker 3: even know what they're talking about, because I feel like

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Speaker 3: I have a way bigger pain in the butt you are.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, it's very nice of them to say that,

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Speaker 3: but I honestly don't understand it, because I just think

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Speaker 3: that I'm way more.

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Speaker 2: Trouble than the two.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, get.

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Speaker 2: Well, roll with it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta just roll with it. Me and Chris

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Speaker 3: are kind of on Hinge and Dubbs. I feel like

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Speaker 3: you're a little bit more like.

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Speaker 1: Doves is Switzerland. He just agrees with whichever one of

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Speaker 1: us is like he's talking to at the time.

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Speaker 3: He's just more normal, well he is.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he is a little more normal to the point,

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Speaker 1: to the point or to point. Okay, that's good. He

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Speaker 1: comes lost yesterday, Sorry.

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Speaker 3: About That's when you do That's when you see the

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Speaker 3: non Switzerland inside of hims.

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Speaker 5: Like no, the only that's when you get the cops

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Speaker 5: just lost.

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Speaker 2: Eat my Weight and Taco?

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Speaker 1: But what did they play?

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Speaker 3: You do?

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Speaker 2: Anyway?

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