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<v Speaker 1>When Shannon has something happened to her. All you have

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<v Speaker 1>to do to shut people up is tell people I'm

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<v Speaker 1>dealing with menopause.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's not menopause. It's definitely Parry Parry well that way, But.

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<v Speaker 1>Menopause is mean Perry Perry, Perry and many or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, it's absolutely craziness.

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<v Speaker 1>And yesterday what you had going on, no, had nothing

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<v Speaker 1>to do with it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm just saying, wait, there was no tie in there.

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<v Speaker 4>Tell the story.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, did you guys see that Instagram debut this new

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<v Speaker 2>feature called instance yesterday snapchat.

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<v Speaker 3>So I saw it.

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<v Speaker 2>On my like on my account, and I was like, oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>this is cool. And there was a little thing that

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<v Speaker 2>said try it, like a little plus button, So I

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<v Speaker 2>hit the button. I made a face to take a

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<v Speaker 2>photo because it was like try it, and then I

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<v Speaker 2>went about my day. But here's the face I made.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay if you're oh, we don't have the cameras on.

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<v Speaker 2>But it was like this, like it was a really

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<v Speaker 2>fucky yucky like grol space.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like this like from here.

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<v Speaker 2>And no cause you're gonna take a picture. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 2>I make this dumb face because I'm like oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>want to see how this works. Well, you say you

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<v Speaker 2>saw it, so did ninety six thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>I did not realize.

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<v Speaker 2>That the stupid things actually sent it said try it.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm thinking it wanted you to figure out, like how,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I didn't notice it until yesterday afternoon.

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<v Speaker 3>I wake up from a nap.

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<v Speaker 2>I get a text message from our friend Justin Rose

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<v Speaker 2>love Justin, and he goes, what the F is this picture?

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<v Speaker 2>I said, what are you talking about? I am thinking

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't send him a picture, and he goes this

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<v Speaker 2>picture and I'm like, he like, shows me that it's

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<v Speaker 2>the instance. I'm like, oh my god, it's sent to everybody,

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<v Speaker 2>and I.

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<v Speaker 3>Today I realize it. So I'm in Panica.

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<v Speaker 2>Because where the least flattering photo you've ever seen?

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<v Speaker 5>That?

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<v Speaker 6>Feel it all the way back though, because what is

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<v Speaker 6>this thing? Okay up in the bottom right corner.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody has it.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't click it, so.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you seen it?

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<v Speaker 3>Modro Now I don't even know how to find it

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<v Speaker 3>again with you.

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<v Speaker 4>I haven't done updated Instagram, so go.

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<v Speaker 2>To where your messages are. Oh see, Anna has one.

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<v Speaker 2>I like, so you see it one time and then

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<v Speaker 2>it goes away. You can't screenshot it. Okay, So Danny

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<v Speaker 2>Rodgers did the same thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Where is it going to your messages? Oh? Here you go.

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<v Speaker 1>It says introducing instance, It says try it or not.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm gonna try it all right.

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<v Speaker 5>So you can't do filters. No one can screenshot. It

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<v Speaker 5>lasts for one second and then it goes away forever.

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<v Speaker 5>And it's for your friends. So people that you follow

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<v Speaker 5>and they follow you back.

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<v Speaker 6>So what's the difference between that and stories? Is it

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<v Speaker 6>just the stories?

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<v Speaker 5>See, like, you can look up someone's name and see

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<v Speaker 5>their stories. This is just for people that you follow

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<v Speaker 5>and they follow you back.

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<v Speaker 3>Or you can do close friends on here.

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<v Speaker 2>You could send an instant to one like if I

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<v Speaker 2>saw a really cool you know, pistons hap, I like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd rather just I don't know. I guess you could

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<v Speaker 2>just send. I could send it to you on instance

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<v Speaker 2>and it would disappear after you saw it.

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<v Speaker 5>And you only see it for one second. You can't screen.

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<v Speaker 3>But this is for nudes basically, I mean, wait, can

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<v Speaker 3>you friends to see.

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<v Speaker 4>That in her? Just example?

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<v Speaker 6>You can send it to one person if you want, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>you can can race. I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't like it because it looks it looks they.

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<v Speaker 1>Saw the boogers at my nose. I don't like it

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<v Speaker 1>because it's it's it's too jumbled on the bottom of

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<v Speaker 1>it looks like screw up.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to get rid of it.

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<v Speaker 4>It looks like my screen is cracked.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to get rid of it. I'm never going

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<v Speaker 3>to use it ever.

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<v Speaker 4>And okay, so how do I turn it off?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? So if you if you did what I did,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, and you accidentally send one out one

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<v Speaker 2>day when you're one day yesterday when you were trying it,

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<v Speaker 2>you can delete them. You can go to your Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you can delete.

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<v Speaker 4>How do you go through?

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<v Speaker 5>You just click through?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, click click, click, click, and now they're all done.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay, cool, there's me. You just click too fast?

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<v Speaker 4>Can I say this?

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<v Speaker 1>The people who are all the people that did it,

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<v Speaker 1>and and is one of them, are the people that

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<v Speaker 1>I think have too much time on their hands.

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<v Speaker 2>It takes half a second, I know, but you've already

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<v Speaker 2>try it. And I'm like, okay, you've already tried it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the same as threads. Nobody's on threads.

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<v Speaker 6>You can you can tell nobody knows what this is

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<v Speaker 6>because everybody's making that dumb face.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, everybody.

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<v Speaker 5>As soon as you click it, it posts like it

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<v Speaker 5>doesn't give you an option to look at that's exactly right.

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<v Speaker 3>As soon as you take the picture, it's done. Bye. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and that goes out to all your.

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<v Speaker 5>It's so fast Instagram, this is for Bianca. Instagram rewards

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<v Speaker 5>you for using their new features, so start posting them

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<v Speaker 5>on Mojo's page.

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<v Speaker 4>So Instagram, what's the reward?

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<v Speaker 5>It just shows your content to more people, like it

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<v Speaker 5>just helps your algorithm.

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<v Speaker 4>It'll service up.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like it to reward me by buying my breakfast

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<v Speaker 1>for me today. That would be the greatest rewards, Like

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<v Speaker 1>don't don't give me more followers, give me more food,

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<v Speaker 1>or pay pay my gas bill, pay for my tank

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<v Speaker 1>of gas that I have today. Wouldn't it be kind

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<v Speaker 1>of cool if social media platforms did that they got

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<v Speaker 1>enough money, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>They could actually figure that all out for.

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<v Speaker 7>Zuck Bomb, Bunkers, Bob brik and and if anybody, by

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<v Speaker 7>the way, saw Shannon Sting from yesterday and before Justin

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<v Speaker 7>Rose gave her the uh you shouldn't have done this,

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<v Speaker 7>I think you got to uh tell us you got

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<v Speaker 7>to call us eight four four Mojo Live eight four

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<v Speaker 7>four six six six four A.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, I think that we need to come up with

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<v Speaker 1>our own little thing like we need to have like

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<v Speaker 1>you know how we have the talkback mic on the

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<v Speaker 1>iHeartRadio app. They've got these instants and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I think people now should send their farts come on, man,

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<v Speaker 1>because no, I think I Or how about poop picks?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you guys ever do the poop? If I get

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<v Speaker 1>one more poop pick from my daughter, You're so proud

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<v Speaker 1>of whatever the poop is that's inside you poo before?

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<v Speaker 3>Have you people? Friends?

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<v Speaker 4>People you have?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Like sometimes I cannot believe it came out of my

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<v Speaker 2>little body.

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<v Speaker 3>I got a document.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I've proof ever thought of you as

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<v Speaker 1>a poop pick person.

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<v Speaker 3>I love poop.

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<v Speaker 1>Really get that drop for me, by the way, absolutely,

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<v Speaker 1>But I also don't didn't think that you're the type

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<v Speaker 1>that actually documents it. And I bet you use amazing

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<v Speaker 1>filters on it too.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't you no filters on it?

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<v Speaker 1>You can't filter po make a make it poop look

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<v Speaker 1>all kind of cute.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody made you better heard.

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<v Speaker 4>Poops are cute? What's going on? Thomas hey Man. Happy

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<v Speaker 4>almost to you guys. Yeah, I appreciated, I'm great.

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<v Speaker 8>Do you still have the cam footage of you Artan

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<v Speaker 8>when you let the dogs up?

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<v Speaker 4>I do I have that?

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you should I post it somewhere? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we talked about Channon posting or poop, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know or sly that was iconic.

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<v Speaker 4>And if I don't have it, I'll do a redo

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<v Speaker 4>for you tonight. Okay, it sounds great. I look forward

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<v Speaker 4>to it. Take care.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you ever do the picture the poop pictures? And

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<v Speaker 1>would you have ever guessed that Shannon is a poop

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<v Speaker 1>picture person?

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<v Speaker 8>That was shocking to me. However, I do remember when

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<v Speaker 8>I was.

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<v Speaker 4>A kid, I drank grape kool aid.

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<v Speaker 8>And I had a green.

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<v Speaker 1>Pooph Wow, that's interesting. What's going on, Jalen? What's up?

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<v Speaker 4>Hi, Jalen, it's up. Good morning everyone, Good morning, Hey.

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<v Speaker 8>I just want to comment on the poop topic. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>the boy thought we always send pictures of each other

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<v Speaker 8>every morning, every middle of the day.

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<v Speaker 4>Really like we kind of yeah, it's kind of like.

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<v Speaker 8>A who who's the biggest sort of weirdest, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, my favorite are the ones that they look like

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<v Speaker 1>a snake getting ready to attack its prey.

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<v Speaker 8>Those are usually the crazy over the snake ones, Like

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<v Speaker 8>my friend he works out a lot and he's a

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<v Speaker 8>lot of proteins, so he's like, this isn't like like

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<v Speaker 8>an explosion.

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<v Speaker 1>And I did a smiley face one time too. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a very friendly one, smiley to get playing. We're done,

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<v Speaker 1>We're done talking about it.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay,