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Speaker 3: It is the fourteenth day of May twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3: Good Thursday morning, everybody. Welcome to the Patrick Morning Show.
Speaker 3: My name is Chris Hockey. Yes here, we are so
Speaker 3: much going on. Tommy Olsen, the best day of the week,
Speaker 3: been liber the best day of the week, wild loss
Speaker 3: and overtime. What the hell? What the hell? What the hell?
Speaker 3: The Vikings going to Mexico. And we'll find out the
Speaker 3: rest of the schedule tonight right here live on the
Speaker 3: fans seven o'clock. Will find that out. That'll be fun.
Speaker 3: Uh and so much to get to Tommy Olson, Ben
Speaker 3: Lib Are you kidding me? What a great day ahead?
Speaker 3: Huh huh huh. Let's get her started. Comedy My main man,
Speaker 3: Dusty Slay, one of my favorite comedyans going. Come Indians,
Speaker 3: But where does that son of a bitch? I'm all
Speaker 3: thrown off Dusty Slay Patrick Morning Show on a Thursday morning,
Speaker 3: Come on in. I'm glad you're here.
Speaker 4: So I love a hipster coffee shop because I like
Speaker 4: good coffee, you know, But sometimes they complicate things for
Speaker 4: no reason, like all I drink is black coffee. And
Speaker 4: I went to this one coffee shop and I go
Speaker 4: up to the guy. He figured out a way to
Speaker 4: complicate that.
Speaker 5: I go up to him.
Speaker 4: I go, hey, man, let me get a black coffee.
Speaker 4: He goes, pour over or drip. I was like, I
Speaker 4: don't know, man, however you get it in there?
Speaker 6: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't really know what you're asking.
Speaker 7: Me right now.
Speaker 2: I'm not looking to be involved in making the coffee.
Speaker 4: Here, pour it, drip it, whatever you gotta do, man,
Speaker 4: but wrap it up. He was like, pour over, it
Speaker 4: takes fifteen minutes. I was like, well, start dripping then.
Speaker 4: I don't know how you drip faster than you pour man.
Speaker 2: That don't even make sense.
Speaker 4: I don't know how you're doing it. I don't know
Speaker 4: why you're doing it like that fifteen minutes to make
Speaker 4: a coffee. I don't need it to be that good,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean? Like, I like a good coffee,
Speaker 4: but I don't need you back there massage and the beans.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: You are blast generals.
Speaker 2: The side is we I know.
Speaker 3: It is on your side.
Speaker 1: You hear the distance under this and then you stray
Speaker 1: yes true to take it to the time. Stop the
Speaker 1: song that went out to take it to the top,
Speaker 1: to the bast and neck cod Stock.
Speaker 3: I'm not playing that song anymore. I hate the guy
Speaker 3: who sings it. It's just unbelievable. What the hell happened?
Speaker 2: Well, soas got his hopes that remember yesterday said he
Speaker 2: was optimistic.
Speaker 3: Those of goods.
Speaker 2: I did, Yeah, you did. You did say that immediately
Speaker 2: after you said, you know, never get your hopes up.
Speaker 8: Then you were like, I think they can do it
Speaker 8: in You're right, Cory, it's his fault.
Speaker 9: After the first period, I looked to be correct, is yeah,
Speaker 9: how that work out?
Speaker 2: Then they just went on the defense and just waded
Speaker 2: around and let that.
Speaker 8: Yes see talking about they put up seven shots the
Speaker 8: rest of the way, that's plenty, is it?
Speaker 2: I just go seven for seven?
Speaker 3: I don't know anything about hockey.
Speaker 8: They could have won ten rip if they just put
Speaker 8: up seven more hideous.
Speaker 3: I thought you couldn't make shots.
Speaker 2: You don't take man. Yeah, thanks Wayne jet Sky.
Speaker 3: It was not Wayne jet Ski. That's a good name, though.
Speaker 8: Wayne Jetsky played like absolute champs for twenty minutes.
Speaker 3: I was following along.
Speaker 2: I was I was joyful you were diddling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's actually yes, you're right, and and uh uh.
Speaker 3: And then I fell asleep on my couch and I
Speaker 3: kid you not. I woke up and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: that can't be right.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 8: You know the sixty minutes in Game three, in the
Speaker 8: first twenty minutes in Game five, we looked so much
Speaker 8: better than the Colorado Avalanche, way better, right, that's eighty
Speaker 8: minutes of just dominance, dominance, And then the rest of
Speaker 8: the series it was just flopping around on a doc dock.
Speaker 8: Oh like a ooh, like a fish that got let
Speaker 8: off the hook and it's going to here we go.
Speaker 2: They just flopped around. Those last forty plus were just
Speaker 2: frustrating as hell. Pull your hands up, the Wild.
Speaker 5: This is uh op the stats.
Speaker 9: Okay, the Wild of the first team in NHL history
Speaker 9: to have a three plus goal lead at the first
Speaker 9: intermission of a playoff game but then fewer than ten
Speaker 9: shots on goal the rest of the way and end
Speaker 9: up losing seven. You know, it seemed like that, right,
Speaker 9: They seemed like Colorado was on the power play the
Speaker 9: entire time in the second and third period.
Speaker 3: Do you think, like, what was the president of the
Speaker 3: Confederacy's name, Lee?
Speaker 2: No, you know Robert Lee No, No.
Speaker 3: The president of the Confederacy. His name was, I don't know.
Speaker 3: He must have woke up after Gettysburg. Maybe he fell
Speaker 3: asleep during the first quarter of Gettysburg and he woke
Speaker 3: up to somebody. He's like, what the hell? Yeah, and
Speaker 3: old Bartholomew.
Speaker 2: Simpson, No, Jefferson Davis.
Speaker 3: Nicoletty was on the radio recapping the loss and screaming
Speaker 3: because I turned on the radio to listen to the recap.
Speaker 3: Sure and Miicletty was pissed. In the postgame, people were
Speaker 3: calling for KK ninety seven's head, and he was like,
Speaker 3: what are you guys doing. I went from a dead's
Speaker 3: sleep to a different world. I fell asleep in a
Speaker 3: good world and I woke up in hell.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't want to hear about it. Zach,
Speaker 3: what happened?
Speaker 2: How was that flight?
Speaker 3: It was h on A few of those, yeah, a
Speaker 3: few of those? Yeah, yeah, those are always fun.
Speaker 2: Ah, Yeah, I don't know what happened.
Speaker 10: It was, I mean, worst case scenario, really, I mean
Speaker 10: they have to have that three nothing late, like you
Speaker 10: guys said, just playing really really well. It could have
Speaker 10: been four nothing if it weren't exactly stupid while or
Speaker 10: NHL rules with whatever.
Speaker 3: That was dumb and by the way, a complete lack
Speaker 3: of humor from your sons of bitches with my O. J.
Speaker 3: Simpson joke, No, I I thought it was funny.
Speaker 5: I asked if you'd sleep with Marcia Clark and you
Speaker 5: never responded.
Speaker 9: I fell asleep, John said, she took him out, took
Speaker 9: him out to dinnery wood.
Speaker 2: Oh, I added to it.
Speaker 5: Sleep.
Speaker 8: I don't think I've responded to a group text of
Speaker 8: any kind since nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 9: Parker sent the nicest pictures of his new puppy, and
Speaker 9: you thumbs I.
Speaker 2: Give the thumbs up. What am I gonna do? Write
Speaker 2: a paragraph? The dog looks adorable?
Speaker 3: Should try to get the summer and then wait for
Speaker 3: responses you don't get.
Speaker 2: That's what I do, exactly, Why swing and miss? I
Speaker 2: just read and move on? Well, you always missed the shots.
Speaker 2: You don't take that. That's exactly what.
Speaker 8: The Wild did for their final three and a half
Speaker 8: minutes last n Wait a monute, Wait to go, Minnesota Cove.
Speaker 8: They played like ass and all they have to do though,
Speaker 8: is hang on. The final four minutes hang on.
Speaker 3: I just couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe.
Speaker 8: Because despite not generating any offense and despite not doing
Speaker 8: almost anything right the final forty they still led three
Speaker 8: to one with four minutes to go.
Speaker 5: Is that right?
Speaker 3: Did they really?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just hold on, Yeah, just hold on for
Speaker 2: one more day. I mean, that's that's kind of that.
Speaker 10: That was the frustration for this whole series, right, because
Speaker 10: they as badly as they played the other the other
Speaker 10: day in Saint Paul uh and obviously ended up losing,
Speaker 10: they were still very much in it. It was two
Speaker 10: to two in the middle of the third period of
Speaker 10: a game that they weren't playing well, but they were
Speaker 10: still in it every single loss that they had this series.
Speaker 8: Now, about the paint out there, it looks so good,
Speaker 8: do you think so?
Speaker 2: It's way too strong. It's very bright.
Speaker 3: It does seem bright.
Speaker 2: It wakes you up. It looks like a mental hospital.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it does kind of the door opens and the
Speaker 9: ball Yeah it is a psych ward yeah.
Speaker 3: Definitely, which which makes sense. Yeah, it really does, it
Speaker 3: really does. Anyway.
Speaker 10: Yeah, all the losses were winnable. I guess that's good
Speaker 10: news for the future. If they can not lose one
Speaker 10: of their best centers and one of their best defensemen
Speaker 10: and maybe added another center, add another piece of summer,
Speaker 10: which they have room to do. I mean, it's hard
Speaker 10: to feel excited now after all that, but I think
Speaker 10: there is going to be some excitement here because they
Speaker 10: could very well go on a Cup run next year.
Speaker 10: That is legitimate. So sorry, everybody in the stream, I
Speaker 10: couldn't hear me, but yeah, I'm telling you they're going
Speaker 10: to add Austin Matthews.
Speaker 2: Be nasty.
Speaker 3: They just they're not because he just won the first
Speaker 3: round draft.
Speaker 2: Pick, yeah, number one overall.
Speaker 5: Maybe he doesn't. What if he doesn't want to be there?
Speaker 5: What if he got booed in his final game?
Speaker 2: What the hell are we going to give them? Boldie?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 2: Ten thousand lakes? You want to give up Boldie? Keep Jim?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Austin Matthews is nasty.
Speaker 2: He's like twenty four years old and still ascending. Austin
Speaker 2: Matthews is in a good deal.
Speaker 3: Balls, He's nasty.
Speaker 2: He's so good, very good. Would you trade that?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 2: I have to look at the package.
Speaker 3: Oh, you know what, you're not going to get access
Speaker 3: to that before he gets So what you're saying you
Speaker 3: want to be part of the team physical.
Speaker 5: Yeah, why Zach, you the others watches were due diligence.
Speaker 3: Here, I don't know. The kid just said he wanted
Speaker 3: to watch.
Speaker 2: Which By the way, Henry Lake, do you ever have
Speaker 2: a podcast Due Diligence?
Speaker 3: It's a crime podcast.
Speaker 2: On the way, And like, five years from now, we
Speaker 2: won't remember how good the squad was. Remember we lost
Speaker 2: in the second round? Sure, correct, we do. That's the
Speaker 2: best thing you've ever had. That's what sucks about the
Speaker 2: whole thing.
Speaker 8: And Zach, I forget exactly how you worded it last night,
Speaker 8: the Western Conference formality or something you called it. But
Speaker 8: you look at Vegas and Anaheim duking it out, and
Speaker 8: you're like, who gives a rats ask who wins that series?
Speaker 8: Colorado's going to steamroll the hell out of them, and
Speaker 8: the Wild would have been.
Speaker 2: Heavy favorites against either one of them.
Speaker 8: Man, we were just a couple of away from the
Speaker 8: Stanley Cup finals and who knows, maybe Carolina kicks our
Speaker 8: ass too, but that would have been super fun.
Speaker 10: I mean, that's that's the frustrating thing too, with this
Speaker 10: stupid ass playoff format that I mean, this should have
Speaker 10: been late May, early June.
Speaker 4: No no.
Speaker 3: One else what he says, knowing how I made you
Speaker 3: feel sorry? I may have a possible song lyric and
Speaker 3: that distracted us. What were you talking about that?
Speaker 2: You were asking how anti viruses were?
Speaker 5: How about that guy? Never mind?
Speaker 2: How about what guy that didn't?
Speaker 9: That guy become like a drug lord then like got
Speaker 9: hunted down in like Guatemala.
Speaker 5: The guy that came up with Norton antivirus no.
Speaker 2: Idea, Yeah, he like, what's Norton?
Speaker 9: It's the original like anti virus for your computer. The
Speaker 9: guy that came up with it like fed fed fled
Speaker 9: the country.
Speaker 10: You talking about John McAfee guy the country dude, he
Speaker 10: got a story dead right he is dead or is he?
Speaker 10: But he lived more than most people will ever left.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what a nice attitude this morning.
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 2: He did whatever he wants you guys.
Speaker 10: I'm surprised there hasn't been like a Netflix or some
Speaker 10: documentary and there probably will be very at some point
Speaker 10: about his tax evasion.
Speaker 2: His I mean, there was there was a death. There
Speaker 2: was there's somebody something died, small cartoon animated mouse.
Speaker 3: Don't say that that god dang, we haven't heard the
Speaker 3: words said something about hockey.
Speaker 2: Know we blew it and how we are still pretty good. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's not wrong, it just sucks.
Speaker 8: The best team in the history of the wild of
Speaker 8: games go slightly differently and we're right back in this.
Speaker 5: But I mean, last night was just a choke job.
Speaker 3: Nicolotti's opinion was that defensively, the injuries killed us the most.
Speaker 2: Big time.
Speaker 10: I mean, we didn't have Bagosian last night, you know,
Speaker 10: and that sucked too. So the pairings obviously spurreds in
Speaker 10: the Middleton didn't work. But John Hines' hands were tied,
Speaker 10: So what else are you going to do? I mean, again,
Speaker 10: the excuse, the excuses.
Speaker 3: Didn't need his hands to coach.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's a good point.
Speaker 8: Colorado guy almost getting hit in the face for the
Speaker 8: second time this season.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just narrowly avoided that touch. You're just sitting there and.
Speaker 8: Going, I'm coaching along, coaching along, and then just eighty
Speaker 8: mile Probert slapper to the face.
Speaker 2: He almost got pegged right in the face. Called the stream.
Speaker 8: Was super close and the slow moins the replay was
Speaker 8: hilarious because the guys on TV nailed it.
Speaker 2: He almost acted leaned into it. Do you guys see
Speaker 2: that or the only one that saw that. I don't
Speaker 2: even know you're talking.
Speaker 5: I was asleep, so same.
Speaker 8: I guess the coach at Colorado like a month or
Speaker 8: two ago, got hidden, maybe even though he got hit
Speaker 8: in the face and like.
Speaker 2: Missed time because it's you know, it rocked him a
Speaker 2: little bit. Last night, a puck.
Speaker 8: Goes flying into the Colorado bench and just instinctively, he
Speaker 8: you know, tucked right, he tucked his face, but almost
Speaker 8: accidentally then leaned forward into it.
Speaker 2: Like I'm talking, like he missed it by an inch.
Speaker 8: Or two, and that puck was flying who that was
Speaker 8: close almost just lost the coach out of nowhere.
Speaker 3: I have a hockey question for you, Zacho, but it's
Speaker 3: about Buffalo's game, not last night, the night before last,
Speaker 3: and I don't want to ruin the show by asking
Speaker 3: you about it. But they there was a reviewed goal
Speaker 3: that was taken back. I still will never I'll never
Speaker 3: understand it. I'll never understand it. And and not only
Speaker 3: do I understand it, because I don't know why it
Speaker 3: wasn't a goal, but also they reviewed it and said
Speaker 3: it was a goal, and then the coach threw a flag,
Speaker 3: and they reviewed it again and said it wasn't a goal.
Speaker 3: It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen. I don't
Speaker 3: understand hockey, and my last name is hockey. So there's
Speaker 3: a double layers.
Speaker 2: You can review the review. Yeah, yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 10: No, I didn't see this personally, but so it sounds like, okay, okay,
Speaker 10: I actually be rating it right now.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 10: The the first one was determined that the puck was
Speaker 10: over line or not. So the first one was just
Speaker 10: saying was this a goal or not? Right, and they
Speaker 10: can go in. They go that that's only that's the
Speaker 10: only thing they can review on the whole play, just
Speaker 10: if the goal happened, if it was a goal or not.
Speaker 10: So they were determined it was a goal, the puck
Speaker 10: did go on the net, and then there was a
Speaker 10: coach's challenge after that that said, well, yes the puck
Speaker 10: went in the net, but there was goaltender interference. So
Speaker 10: then they go back and they look if there was
Speaker 10: goaltender interference or not. They can't look at the goaltender
Speaker 10: interference on the first one. That has to be initiated
Speaker 10: by the coach.
Speaker 9: So it is one of those quirky, weird It took
Speaker 9: twenty minutes because that's yeah, it sounds like it took
Speaker 9: watching our.
Speaker 3: Factory in Rogers and so I couldn't hear what was
Speaker 3: going on. I was just like, what are they reviewing?
Speaker 3: They just reviewed it.
Speaker 10: But it's like it's like in football, like there's a
Speaker 10: play at the goal line, you know, they review it
Speaker 10: and they go, well, jeez, did that that go in
Speaker 10: or whatever was it? You know, you'd like to think
Speaker 10: that the NHL can just review the whole play as
Speaker 10: a whole. But it's it's a definitely quirk in the
Speaker 10: year in the yearbook, the rule book.
Speaker 8: The other quirk in the yearbook is if the mcaren
Speaker 8: goal counted and that would have been three nothing Wild
Speaker 8: and that was a delayed penalty, so you would have
Speaker 8: had it three rip and two more minutes of power
Speaker 8: play time.
Speaker 2: That that could have changed everything.
Speaker 8: Now, obviously that goal gets wiped away, the Wild go
Speaker 8: on the power play and they didn't score, so it
Speaker 8: remained it to zero for a little bit until Nick
Speaker 8: Feleeino got the third one.
Speaker 2: But that would have changed everything.
Speaker 8: I think momentum wise, it's like that we are steamrolling you. Yeah,
Speaker 8: I don't know, it just yeah, it's easy to say
Speaker 8: now it's hindsight but back of your mind, you're like,
Speaker 8: didn't you say at the time, You're like, this is
Speaker 8: going to come back to haunt this.
Speaker 2: You could just feel it.
Speaker 8: That's that's you know, three four decades of Minnesota sports
Speaker 8: ingrained in using man, we really needed that hand goal
Speaker 8: and the extra two minutes.
Speaker 2: Do you do you get the penalty if you score
Speaker 2: delayed penalty? Oh you do?
Speaker 5: I didn't know.
Speaker 2: That's the that's the brilliance of it.
Speaker 8: If you can score before the penalty, you get an
Speaker 8: extra two minutes.
Speaker 5: I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: That's cool.
Speaker 8: That's why Zach was like that. That's why he said
Speaker 8: it earlier. That's such a huge thing to score before
Speaker 8: the penalties.
Speaker 10: Called, and it killed a little bit of the momentum
Speaker 10: that we had too. It's just that period that we did. Yeah,
Speaker 10: yeah they did.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Yeah, they should have won. You go up three
Speaker 9: nothing on the road, they should have won. It's unbelievable
Speaker 9: Minnesota sports.
Speaker 2: Which they did not win. They lost. No, Man, that
Speaker 2: McKinnon goal was unbelievable. What a snipe.
Speaker 9: I think it was like one of the same goals
Speaker 9: he scored in the Olympics, Like same spot, same shot,
Speaker 9: that upper corner shot that he makes from the side
Speaker 9: of the goal.
Speaker 5: Sweet goal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so good.
Speaker 8: But the breakdown on TNT or True TV or whatever
Speaker 8: channel it was on during the overtime intermission, all they
Speaker 8: were talking about is how ridiculous Middleton looked just lying
Speaker 8: on the ice, and how if you are there just
Speaker 8: lying on the ice and Walstead has to shift over
Speaker 8: because Middleton's taken the middle of the ice, You're supposed
Speaker 8: to take the post, and I.
Speaker 2: Don't like Walstad's still mostly there. It's just such a
Speaker 2: good shot.
Speaker 5: Correct.
Speaker 8: I felt like they were hammering our guys way too
Speaker 8: much and forgetting that McKinnon just found like the smallest
Speaker 8: little hole and still just absolutely hammered it. Elite shot man, right,
Speaker 8: it was unbelievable.
Speaker 2: I was watching the Summer House instead. Well, you didn't
Speaker 2: miss much shot me.
Speaker 3: You guys were interacting that this weekend.
Speaker 2: You Yes, we are. It is real world Roadrews Challenge.
Speaker 2: I can't wait.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying.
Speaker 2: Thanks for the invites.
Speaker 9: Don't don't don't You wouldn't go if it was across
Speaker 9: the street.
Speaker 2: You didn't ask me, you would never go. Well, he
Speaker 2: was playing, come on up, We're gonna play golf you
Speaker 2: want to play? No, don't, don't go down that road,
Speaker 2: hogs Daddy. Yeah, we lost one yesterday. Someone dropped. I
Speaker 2: think we lost to one. No, Mikey actually passed away,
Speaker 2: so he can't.
Speaker 3: He can't come body.
Speaker 2: Oh David, please, you can slip in my bed with
Speaker 2: me if you want.
Speaker 3: That's the second time you've tried to me today.
Speaker 2: Oh Dady, please, why not? I don't have to Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm busy.
Speaker 5: What do you have?
Speaker 1: Do I have?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Forget.
Speaker 5: I can't even think of a good excuse at the
Speaker 5: top of my head.
Speaker 3: Are you doing tongue practice?
Speaker 2: I mean I got I got program pass tomorrow. So no,
Speaker 2: that's it would be too late. That would be too
Speaker 2: late to drive up to Grand View.
Speaker 8: I'm not gonna be done until like two, and then
Speaker 8: I'm going to hit that up North traffic.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: It's that's what a nightmare. Everyone, all of us have
Speaker 2: to work at nine o'live and going up. No, it's great,
Speaker 2: you guys, Come on whatever, No zech everyone this week anymore? Perfect?
Speaker 6: You guys.
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: I have back outs. We need people. We need. In
Speaker 2: all seriousness, I have a huge weekend.
Speaker 8: I literally am cleaning out leaves of out of my
Speaker 8: gutters like the entire weekend.
Speaker 9: So the one time you should have listened to me,
Speaker 9: you should have gone to Gutter Helmet mn dot com.
Speaker 2: But I didn't. So now my weekend is wasted and
Speaker 2: I can't hang out with you guys. And the weekend's
Speaker 2: finally here.
Speaker 3: My boys back, ladies and gentlemen.
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Speaker 2: Hey, good morning.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes it's true the Wild lost. Yes, it's also
Speaker 3: true that the Vikings are going to Mexico City and
Speaker 3: the rest of your schedule will be announced tonight seven
Speaker 3: o'clock on this very radio station as the entire radio team.
Speaker 3: We're getting the team back together to announce to night's
Speaker 3: schedule seven o'clock on this very radio station here in
Speaker 3: the Twin Cities and beyond.
Speaker 2: Well, Chris, check this out.
Speaker 8: You fly with the team right? Oh, good for you,
Speaker 8: But you fly with the medicine open. Not that button
Speaker 8: for a female perspective.
Speaker 2: Voice. Yeah, he puts it back.
Speaker 8: Adam Schefter tweeted this yesterday, but it was via via
Speaker 8: somebody else. The estimated miles traveled in twenty twenty six
Speaker 8: per team. The team that we will face in Mexico City.
Speaker 8: The San Francisco forty nine ers also fly to Austria. Oh,
Speaker 8: you're right, So they will lead the NFL with thirty
Speaker 8: eight thousand miles flown in twenty twenty six. How about
Speaker 8: this the opposite dead last, the Carolina Panthers. Just for perspective,
Speaker 8: think about this. Niners are flying thirty eight thousand miles.
Speaker 8: How many miles will the Panthers fly in twenty twenty six?
Speaker 9: Good question, twenty twenty miles. Twenty thousand, fifty five hundred.
Speaker 8: Go ahead, eighty seven hundred, So thirty thousand fewer miles
Speaker 8: than the San Francisco forty nine ers. But because Chris
Speaker 8: flies with the Vikings and Ben Leber's listening, he'll be
Speaker 8: here in thirty minutes. The Minnesota Vikings rank out of
Speaker 8: the thirty two teams. Where do they rank in terms
Speaker 8: of the number of miles they will travel In twenty
Speaker 8: two six, we mentioned that they are flying to Mexico City,
Speaker 8: but it's like a four hour flight. Yeah, it's not
Speaker 8: a Yeah, you're not flying to Amsterdam or something like that.
Speaker 2: You're not going to the middle of Europe.
Speaker 3: I wonder which is close for San Francisco or Mexico City.
Speaker 8: I bet they're very close, because San Francisco is in
Speaker 8: a nearly four hour flight, right, so they're almost identical.
Speaker 8: I bet pretty close.
Speaker 3: We go to Florida.
Speaker 5: No, I think that's a preseason bit the rumor has it.
Speaker 2: Rumor somebody looked that up.
Speaker 8: I bet Mexico City is slightly farther, but not much
Speaker 8: between San Francisco and Mexico City, right, so you've been there. Yeah,
Speaker 8: that's great anyway. Chris, the Vikings twenty fifth, Okay, you
Speaker 8: will fly somewhere in the range of fourteen thousand, eight
Speaker 8: hundred miles.
Speaker 2: Well cool, fourteen eight Yeah, that's not bad. It's twenty
Speaker 2: fifth out of the thirty two.
Speaker 8: Not a lot of traveling this year for the Minnesota
Speaker 8: Vikings compared to the rest of the league.
Speaker 2: Con if it says on there, but Hog's Daddy, you'll
Speaker 2: know if you're flying Delta. Do you get the points?
Speaker 3: No, I wish you did. That'd be cool.
Speaker 2: That would be three miles.
Speaker 3: My bank some during the snow cross season this year
Speaker 3: and I'm like, man, that's off.
Speaker 2: You get the boss cookies?
Speaker 5: I do like those. Yeah.
Speaker 3: One of the lovely people who work with the Vikings
Speaker 3: charter team gave me like a box full one time.
Speaker 3: So yeah, and you know why I really like is
Speaker 3: put them in my mouth and then take a drink
Speaker 3: of milk and let the milk work its magic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's brilliant. I thought I made that up as
Speaker 2: like a kindergarten.
Speaker 6: You may have.
Speaker 3: I may have gotten it from you.
Speaker 2: I watch you in Jesus you never had it with
Speaker 2: milk before.
Speaker 3: Oh my, really really interesting crumble.
Speaker 6: Every once once a year they'll come out with that
Speaker 6: brand of like big cookie.
Speaker 3: New Orleans, Tampa. Yeah, we go Tampa Bay, New Orleans,
Speaker 3: Tampa Bay, New England, New York and now Mexico City
Speaker 3: are the uh non division.
Speaker 2: We're in Tampa.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're in Tampa.
Speaker 2: I'm dude, dude, going, dude, going, going. What about the Sharks.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, well said, there's no sharks in the football.
Speaker 2: No sharks in the football field.
Speaker 3: How is it possible. I don't think it's possible. It's
Speaker 3: like the lightning does strike twice in the same place.
Speaker 3: You can't be attacked by sharks twice.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 6: Okay, now, well, I know, but it's either I get
Speaker 6: in the water up to my neck or I'm not
Speaker 6: going in.
Speaker 3: We're gonna wear a T shirt either way, right, yeah?
Speaker 2: Or deal push me in. How tall are you six
Speaker 2: to four on the roster? Six to in real life?
Speaker 8: Okay, because the most shark attacks occurring six feet of
Speaker 8: water or less, So trust me, I know, been there?
Speaker 5: Core?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Or in that T shirt?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Core?
Speaker 5: That Core? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Core?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Core?
Speaker 2: You are in the Saint Pete waters, Yeah, Core. But
Speaker 2: I will go down for that.
Speaker 3: That will be you go down for about anything.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, We're we're at Tampa.
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, brother, you.
Speaker 8: Should go of the Saints game. I don't Tommy needs
Speaker 8: to experience Bourbon Street.
Speaker 3: I don't think he'll make it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think he'll make it.
Speaker 8: You might just say I live here now probably leap
Speaker 8: dude seeing Tampa, dude seeing.
Speaker 2: In New Orleans? What's better?
Speaker 3: Who gets more beads?
Speaker 2: Not sex or cland what kind of beef we talk?
Speaker 2: Because you know, the ones who can see, you're the
Speaker 2: ones you can't see.
Speaker 3: Show me your nuts.
Speaker 8: To give him the beads, Tommy goes to the old
Speaker 8: beads story in Non Bourbon Street.
Speaker 2: By just a sack full.
Speaker 8: Yeah, And then like twenty minutes later, Schmol's like, let's
Speaker 8: throw those beads, and Tommy's like, little, where did.
Speaker 2: I put those? When we left the store where you
Speaker 2: were those? I remember paying for him.
Speaker 7: I didn't work, Bob, Tommy, you haven't stopped throwing up
Speaker 7: since we got here.
Speaker 2: Too many hurricanes, man, it's a fun talent. Yeah, I've
Speaker 2: never been Tampa's Tampa. Have you been a Blue Martini
Speaker 2: or whatever the place is called. It's like a famous bar.
Speaker 3: I think I've only been to one place in Tampa.
Speaker 3: Ye have a good time.
Speaker 8: I'm trying to think what that would be, because I mean,
Speaker 8: I know that right like outside of Tampa there's the
Speaker 8: Seminal Hard Rock hotel and casino.
Speaker 2: But it can't be that. What else could it be?
Speaker 3: Let me think here, let's me just walking by waving.
Speaker 2: That's so kind of trying to think what else it
Speaker 2: could be. It's not that it's definitely not that.
Speaker 3: It's definitely not that.
Speaker 6: I just can I make something that not. I'm not
Speaker 6: making something up. I've told you guys. This where my
Speaker 6: best friends moved to.
Speaker 2: I used to live with them. Now they live in
Speaker 2: Saint Pete and they coined it the gighborhood. That's where
Speaker 2: they live.
Speaker 3: Amen.
Speaker 6: It's fantastic, best vibes I've ever been to, happiest people
Speaker 6: I have ever met.
Speaker 2: Amen, it's fantastic. Let's go. It's great.
Speaker 3: I'll walk by their way too. Hey, Tommy, a.
Speaker 9: Lot of realt here, Tobby westerbod brilliant.
Speaker 2: Tommy, this isn't New Orleans. Why did you buy beads?
Speaker 2: Tom where's that?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, I forgot about her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she made me back. This is my paradise.
Speaker 3: I'm not getting out half.
Speaker 5: Son.
Speaker 2: What is schedule though? That'll be great?
Speaker 6: Yeah, man, Yeah, you guys are not bad. There's another
Speaker 6: big thing for the Ghosts. We're playing at Washington.
Speaker 2: That's something what you're thinking about. I know, that's a
Speaker 2: beautiful stude.
Speaker 3: I want to go there.
Speaker 6: Well, you fly the Seattle and you can take the
Speaker 6: train at thirty minutes away.
Speaker 3: That'd be great. We can see big owl have a
Speaker 3: good time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we could see uh filled the agony even better.
Speaker 6: Well, you get there's an eight thirty flight that morning.
Speaker 6: I already looked, and then you gain two hours going there.
Speaker 6: You land at ten thirty, two thirty game boom boom,
Speaker 6: in and out one day.
Speaker 3: So you can get that far from the airport and
Speaker 3: that quickly.
Speaker 2: It's a half so you land in Seattle, half hour
Speaker 2: train ride.
Speaker 6: You don't have to get an uber to the stadium
Speaker 6: to Washington Husky Stadium.
Speaker 8: That'd be sick. That would be Tommy. I had never
Speaker 8: seen a Gopher game at Huntington Banks. The only time
Speaker 8: I've been there is when it was your wedding. Do
Speaker 8: you think I'm flying to Washington taking a train and
Speaker 8: then quickly turning around and flying back after a Gopher
Speaker 8: Huskies game. I mean, I just want to go to
Speaker 8: Manning's with you and get you know, popcorn and chicken
Speaker 8: fingers and call it a day.
Speaker 2: Tommy, that's enough.
Speaker 3: Imagine this a train on a train the day it's
Speaker 3: just you and your family. You're having a great time.
Speaker 2: That's uh, that's literally the way into heaven right there.
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Speaker 3: Hell is that Santana and Guns n' Roses?
Speaker 2: Where's that at Madina Ballroom?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 3: That's crazy? I played there last week.
Speaker 2: Place there they're gonna bowl and then rock they WoT.
Speaker 3: Because I'll tell you Crella plays there tomorrow night, So
Speaker 3: that doesn't surprise me. Where so Gypsy around?
Speaker 2: What that was? Sigel? Was that Cinder from Peter Pan?
Speaker 2: Robert from Peter Pan? Brilliant? Brilliant? Are you guys watching
Speaker 2: you for you or no? Yeah?
Speaker 8: I know it's universally everybody said, this is the dumbest
Speaker 8: thing it's ever been created.
Speaker 3: I think I'm too old. I think I'm not allowed.
Speaker 10: Actually you probably should watch the first ten minutes of
Speaker 10: the newest episode that's need think.
Speaker 2: You know, you what does our girl do? You'll you
Speaker 2: might zip twice?
Speaker 5: What what does she do?
Speaker 2: It's all about only fans? Yeah, and like like literally
Speaker 2: they like go into it, like what she's doing? Is it?
Speaker 3: Said the kid?
Speaker 6: And then she like she like becomes a giant, you know,
Speaker 6: like there like a metaphor, like she's become she becomes
Speaker 6: like a giant like Godzilla. What still Like it's like, no,
Speaker 6: it's like a metaphor, right, So, like think about when
Speaker 6: Godzilla was bigger and everyone's.
Speaker 2: Looking at like that's that's Cassie aka Sydney. But there's
Speaker 2: no drugs involved.
Speaker 6: It's just staphor of how big she's becoming.
Speaker 2: Not only fans and everything, and then her whole body and.
Speaker 6: Then she's like downgrade talking to like a doll sized guy,
Speaker 6: and then her boobs are that big and they like
Speaker 6: wide open breakthrough windows.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they break her windows, like four.
Speaker 2: Four story all boobs.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's logging in.
Speaker 3: I'm crying.
Speaker 2: So it's just but other than that, you almost get
Speaker 2: lost in what's going on. But it's good.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 2: I think it's fantastic.
Speaker 3: Hey, tom'son and Zach's Yeah, you guys can just be
Speaker 3: cool for a minute, Hey, Corey and Sausage, Yes, sir,
Speaker 3: who do you think's got better?
Speaker 5: Jugs?
Speaker 3: Her or the Danas Stereo or whatever you name.
Speaker 2: Alexandra dar for a while. I think stereo is a
Speaker 2: nice ride.
Speaker 3: I'm for real, because that's like, I don't know, instead
Speaker 3: of your.
Speaker 2: Final prison meal and you know you're gonna die.
Speaker 6: You know you're gonna die if you have swex with
Speaker 6: one of those two who you're picking, you.
Speaker 3: Tell me I get to die.
Speaker 2: Write down the prison guard, tom Why did you throw
Speaker 2: up when you're asking questions? Eric doesn't work in the
Speaker 2: bike man? Sure well he's going to be the bike
Speaker 2: man in prison. Oh, gets right? Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 3: This guy clever. Yeah, anyway, I guess you guys are
Speaker 3: gonna answer unless you don't have an answer. I think
Speaker 3: their only answer with it.
Speaker 2: Tommy's dehydrated from vomiting.
Speaker 6: I think it's a horse pieces if you piece, if
Speaker 6: you're in the bond, or if you're into brunettes, simple
Speaker 6: as that, they're the peak of eat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm with you man, right, yeah, yeah, I need
Speaker 3: a Yeah?
Speaker 2: What about what you McConaughey The cartoon Christ and.
Speaker 5: That's so that's so good. All right.
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Speaker 2: See where are we going?
Speaker 5: One in the best Royalton can't wait?
Speaker 3: That's City Rocks Rock. I play there about every year. Man,
Speaker 3: I love you in that bar right there? What is
Speaker 3: it called the sixty one Bar or whatever it is?
Speaker 2: Yes, Santana and Gennar are playing there next week.
Speaker 3: My god, I play there too.
Speaker 2: Road good for you. You were saying Rosie's guy who
Speaker 2: he had on his list?
Speaker 9: Alex Fitzpatrick the restaurant under through two holes?
Speaker 2: Is that who Parker got?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: That's who Rosie was gonna take.
Speaker 3: Who did get him though?
Speaker 5: Nobody?
Speaker 9: Matthew Fitzpatrick is yes, okay, God, all right, Rosie was
Speaker 9: going to take him.
Speaker 2: But you think they're close like.
Speaker 3: You and ned no.
Speaker 4: And stuff?
Speaker 2: My god, No, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't think he friendships with.
Speaker 2: Not once, no even as a goof no one.
Speaker 3: Are they called? Are they cold weather people? Brothers?
Speaker 5: Just you can say it.
Speaker 10: I know I can't.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't. I don't think I wouldn't.
Speaker 5: I don't believe.
Speaker 2: I don't worry about it. Yeah, yeah, they have to.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I guess you say that I've set
Speaker 2: up before. Yeah, I know, I just wouldn't.
Speaker 3: I'm not ding my career after you.
Speaker 11: Exactly because person I say your actions, I didn't say
Speaker 11: everything you would do. I would do it the opposite.
Speaker 3: Way, right right, Wait that you can't say that anymore.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 8: So maybe four six has like they have a football game, right, yeah,
Speaker 8: there has been ten brothers.
Speaker 5: Just say that. I like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, thank you.
Speaker 5: They have to be.
Speaker 8: The Minnesota whild lost in overtime. Think about all the
Speaker 8: people that are waking up that haven't checked their seed,
Speaker 8: like you know, ESPN dot com, and they just went
Speaker 8: to bed going like all it was three nothing, We're
Speaker 8: we got this game.
Speaker 2: I'm going to bed. No we didn't. They lost four
Speaker 2: to three in overtime. The series is over.
Speaker 8: The Avs are moving on. They win that series four
Speaker 8: games to one. Minnesota led three nothing after the first.
Speaker 8: Colorado scored two goals in the in the final four
Speaker 8: minutes in a two minute and ten second span, including
Speaker 8: a snipe from McKinnon that was just ridiculous, to tie it.
Speaker 8: Something called Brett Koulak had the game winner in overtime.
Speaker 8: Three fifty two to ot. That was his first goal
Speaker 8: since January nineteenth, when he was with the Penguins.
Speaker 5: Of course it was so.
Speaker 2: Blackwood gave up three goals.
Speaker 8: On thirteen shots and Colorado's like take a seat. And
Speaker 8: then Scott Wedgwood gets in there and faced seven shots
Speaker 8: in the next two plus periods and stopped all seven
Speaker 8: seven seven shots.
Speaker 5: That's depressing. That's so bad.
Speaker 2: So here's two unbelievable stats.
Speaker 8: Colorado ended a series at home for the first time
Speaker 8: in eighteen years. They have just not been able to
Speaker 8: close out series for whatever reason in Colorado. So obviously
Speaker 8: a lot of success in the last eighteen years, but
Speaker 8: for whatever reason, they win series when they're on the road,
Speaker 8: can't close it out at home. So they did that
Speaker 8: last night for the first time in eighteen years. And
Speaker 8: this shouldn't shock us, but the Wild last night lost
Speaker 8: a three zip lead. They were twenty one to zero
Speaker 8: all time in the postseason with a three plus goal lead.
Speaker 2: Now it's twenty one in one.
Speaker 5: Come on.
Speaker 8: Colorado will now face the winner of Vegas and Anaheim.
Speaker 5: They're going to sweep them, and they'll face Carolada. The finals.
Speaker 2: Could have been wild in Vegas. Think about it wild
Speaker 2: against Carolina.
Speaker 6: Out there, Yeah, we have it would have been if
Speaker 6: we were okay, like let's say we won last night,
Speaker 6: like that was Game seven and we're on here today,
Speaker 6: we're probably planning a trip, yeah, are we like?
Speaker 10: Truthfully, yeah, sweep because they would have add home iice
Speaker 10: advantage in that, so they would have finally had homemice advantage,
Speaker 10: would have easily won games one and two and probably
Speaker 10: could have right we would percent of going and booked
Speaker 10: a trip to a Standley Cup final and the four.
Speaker 5: Yes, what's the first day of the w S O P.
Speaker 5: I wonder if I could have just that could have
Speaker 5: gone on perfect?
Speaker 2: What I could have it have been great? Would have
Speaker 2: been great?
Speaker 3: Great?
Speaker 5: Yes, it is. Do you like Chicago a door?
Speaker 3: Good? Because the Vikings are playing Chicago in the last
Speaker 3: game of the season.
Speaker 8: Outside speaking of Rosie yes yesterday when they were talking
Speaker 8: about the schedule, Rosie said he really likes when they
Speaker 8: have late season divisional matchups, so he was saying he
Speaker 8: would he would probably see them playing either the Packers, Lions,
Speaker 8: or Bears late December, and I'm like, Rosie, it's a
Speaker 8: guarantee you play a division rival your final week of
Speaker 8: the year.
Speaker 3: It's at home, by the way against the Bears.
Speaker 2: But he was he was trying to call like, that's
Speaker 2: when they do that. I would be I wouldn't be
Speaker 2: surprised if they did that. What a call. Wow, look out,
Speaker 2: he's right.
Speaker 1: You know it.
Speaker 2: We're playing the Bears' just to we tell you what
Speaker 2: he did off the air. Just wait, oh boy, you guys,
Speaker 2: the picts are over. He was gone. He's like, I'm
Speaker 2: going he can't stand us, and then he says he's
Speaker 2: got laryngitis. Why are you doing over?
Speaker 9: Zoom?
Speaker 2: Thanks coming in ros sounded right?
Speaker 3: Two to three?
Speaker 2: Yeah, crystal clear. I can't blame him.
Speaker 3: No, I can't blame either.
Speaker 2: I can't blame him.
Speaker 3: He looked great, skinny. You had to go work out.
Speaker 2: Oh it's all that rest and relaxation from Tuscan.
Speaker 3: But he ain't so much great food. You think he'd
Speaker 3: be a tub Oh.
Speaker 5: That word hurts.
Speaker 9: It was tommy tom is because you get called that
Speaker 9: by like kid, like when you're a kid.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, sentences like Paul can't fit in the hot tub.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I can fit in the top. I'm just saying,
Speaker 2: wouldn't that trigger you the word I can't fit.
Speaker 8: In the tub, or maybe we should put him in
Speaker 8: the shower because he doesn't fit in the bathtub.
Speaker 5: I mean there was maybe a time yere.
Speaker 8: The PGA Championship starts today in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2: Scheffler is the favorite. He tastes teas off of what
Speaker 2: one dish at five chunky. Yeah, no, there we are,
Speaker 2: Chunky Seffer Yeah.
Speaker 9: Uh yeah, Alex Alex Fitzpatrick is your leader at two under.
Speaker 3: So he's already starting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they started at five forty five this morning. He
Speaker 2: was the first one early because it's six forty five
Speaker 2: on the East coast.
Speaker 5: This is in Philly.
Speaker 2: Fantastic, Yeah, perfect, It just started at three am. Correct.
Speaker 3: If there could be a less likely city in America
Speaker 3: to have a golf course in Philly? Yeah, it's just
Speaker 3: it's so packed together.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What about Newport, Minnesota?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: No, I can see it the Newport Actually I can
Speaker 3: see that.
Speaker 2: Newport bangs by the way. How you about You're not?
Speaker 2: Are you a Newport guy?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: I just like how much Zach hates it. You like Newport, Zach?
Speaker 2: Why do you hate it? Newport? Newport could be a
Speaker 2: hidden gym? Yeah, man, I believe. I believed. I believe.
Speaker 8: Zach on his list of the every city in minnes
Speaker 8: SOA ranked had Newport dead last.
Speaker 2: At you ask what's rowing? You can't smell that bad?
Speaker 2: And hide what's rowing?
Speaker 3: I had a question for you, hidden him and hidden
Speaker 3: gym your secret friend Tommy.
Speaker 2: Oh, I got a great I got a great name.
Speaker 2: If I had a stage name, I'll tell you that
Speaker 2: it's out there.
Speaker 3: I can't.
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Speaker 8: Weeks from tonight, we do our Thursday night off air
Speaker 8: thing at TI at the Parlay Lounge and we play
Speaker 8: a bunch of games, give away a bunch of prizes,
Speaker 8: and then have a Rube game of Initials that winner
Speaker 8: gets a trip for to to Las Vegas.
Speaker 2: Then we all stay overnight at t I Friday the
Speaker 2: twenty ninth, So right, Friday the twenty nine, Yeah, yes,
Speaker 2: Friday the twenty ninth, week from today exactly. We get
Speaker 2: up and do a.
Speaker 8: Live broadcast five thirty nine, including the first Initials major
Speaker 8: of the year.
Speaker 3: Say it's a major, right, yeah, yes, sir? Good, Well,
Speaker 3: hell yeah, I'll be coming in so I'm looking forward
Speaker 3: to being a major the next day.
Speaker 8: Well, this has been your year, but it's been Martin
Speaker 8: in the last couple of years has been unbeatable at majors.
Speaker 2: But she is terrible at the game now on a
Speaker 2: weekly basra.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, terrible. Nice, be nice?
Speaker 2: Where's that? I don't even know?
Speaker 5: That's nice?
Speaker 2: She got to be nice.
Speaker 5: She's not terrible.
Speaker 2: She just has been off her game a little bit
Speaker 2: for six months.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we call it a little bit of a slump.
Speaker 6: Bettie, weren't you the first guy to be on Initials
Speaker 6: because you were Fridays early on?
Speaker 2: Sure, he was regular.
Speaker 5: It was normally a.
Speaker 2: Friday, very good, aren't you? Which, by the way, this
Speaker 2: is how long it's been since you were a quote
Speaker 2: regular player.
Speaker 8: Let me double check this. Not that it really matters,
Speaker 8: but one person cares. I believe a week or so ago,
Speaker 8: Zach Halverson officially passed you in points and you are
Speaker 8: no longer fifth all time. But you played so long
Speaker 8: when we first played that you racked up enough points.
Speaker 8: But I believe Zach has now passed you. Let me
Speaker 8: double check, but Zach, I think your fifth all time though.
Speaker 2: Congrats Zach. Let me just say that I was I
Speaker 2: was good.
Speaker 12: I was decent with initials one point zero. But then
Speaker 12: smarty pants over here, like really creative with all of
Speaker 12: his clues. Sure, and so basically versions two point zero
Speaker 12: and beyond No way, No.
Speaker 6: When you go back listening to the early ones, that's
Speaker 6: when I was there, terrible.
Speaker 2: The first.
Speaker 5: I love them. I really appreciated all your clues.
Speaker 2: All right. The initials are n C all right, found
Speaker 2: on the East coast. Right, it's fun. It's like the
Speaker 2: kindergarten version.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 2: That's what you want.
Speaker 5: Notes. But the reason why who likes celebrity Jeopardy fair? Fair? Yeah?
Speaker 9: Was the jeopardy yesterday Celebrity Jeopardy not at four thirty,
Speaker 9: because I got like three of them in a row.
Speaker 9: It was like, uh, I forgot what they were. But
Speaker 9: they were like, oh yeah, I know that one, I
Speaker 9: know that one, and then it got like to the
Speaker 9: like six. It kind of sucks you in though, I think, Okay,
Speaker 9: I'm kind of smart.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You remember Jeopardy Day when you had a substitute teacher?
Speaker 5: Yes, that's Jeopardy Day.
Speaker 3: Watched Jeopardy.
Speaker 2: No, you played Jeopardy in class? Do you guys ever
Speaker 2: do that know? That sounds fun? Though it was?
Speaker 6: It was most fun we ever had heads up smart
Speaker 6: You guys didn't have smart boards know what smart forards?
Speaker 6: So with smart boards came around and we played Jeopardy,
Speaker 6: but it was like what you were studying?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 5: So fun?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that gets the kids engaged. And then everyone got
Speaker 2: like a clicker.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what kind of fancy pants school did you go to?
Speaker 2: Must be rough? Being in mono meta It was not me.
Speaker 2: I stuff Newport? Why we didn't that? I don't get
Speaker 2: where it is. I don't get it either, man. Why
Speaker 2: they should call it old Port? Do you know old Bridge?
Speaker 2: Where it's where it smells? Yeah? You know I'm talking
Speaker 2: about you.
Speaker 6: Go over that before you get to Woodbury and you
Speaker 6: go down into like crystals down in Cottage Grove.
Speaker 2: Sure, Newport's kind of tucked right in that armpit right there.
Speaker 3: Well you make it sounds like, smells great.
Speaker 5: It's like a little rose hidden within the arm pit.
Speaker 3: I bet if I did research more people, I have
Speaker 3: twenty miles an hour under the speed limit in the
Speaker 3: fast lane on that road than any place in America.
Speaker 5: You are probably correctly.
Speaker 3: It drives me crazy.
Speaker 6: That's why I bet you're back in like the eighteen
Speaker 6: hundreds that Newport was booming.
Speaker 2: That was right on the Old River, right right right, and.
Speaker 8: You know, against southeast corner of the four ninety four
Speaker 8: or six ninety four loop. You know how there's that
Speaker 8: like eternal raging tire fire. You know, that's that's Newport.
Speaker 8: You know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 3: Four Yeah, what do people for?
Speaker 5: Somebody that actually likes Newport? You did not describe it
Speaker 5: very well.
Speaker 2: You love Newport?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't love it, but it's it's an east
Speaker 6: side spot, so I stick my neck out.
Speaker 8: I'm a little surprised because Zach is a northeast but
Speaker 8: he's an east Sider.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised he doesn't stand up for Newport more, but
Speaker 2: he hates it on all the East Side places. It
Speaker 2: is probably the hell hole of the east Side. You're
Speaker 2: doing a great job of support in your East Siders.
Speaker 3: When I first moved here, there was a like a
Speaker 3: place you could go rent go karts there and they
Speaker 3: were actually like sprint cars and they went in circle
Speaker 3: and they would grease the track up so you would
Speaker 3: have to slide sideways.
Speaker 5: It was the coolest ever.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know real, Yeah, for real,
Speaker 3: it was the best ever. And they were like like
Speaker 3: like quarter midgets is what they call them, so they
Speaker 3: were they were like real race cars and they would
Speaker 3: put oil on the racetrack so you would slide like
Speaker 3: a like a dirt car.
Speaker 2: It was the coolest.
Speaker 8: Seven that swim you love Fast and the Furious Tokyo
Speaker 8: dra the best.
Speaker 3: It's the best of the bunch. The kid who played back.
Speaker 6: The best. Yeah yeah, well he comes back later like
Speaker 6: faster than Fiors twelve.
Speaker 3: And that boiler and Cis and he's got that Southern accent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hawks in Okay, How was Chicago Wednesday?
Speaker 5: Last night?
Speaker 3: I've got it on d because you guys talked me
Speaker 3: into watching.
Speaker 2: They watched the wild Game and that's great. Yep, Let's
Speaker 2: see what really matters.
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Speaker 8: But Benjamin. The the NFL schedule releases tonight. I believe
Speaker 8: you're a part of that show, are you not.
Speaker 3: Let's John o'cross tonight, Paul Allen. Yep.
Speaker 8: So the full NFL schedule, including the Vikings schedule, of course,
Speaker 8: released tonight. But yesterday we found out officially that the
Speaker 8: Vikings and Niners are going to go to Mexico City
Speaker 8: November twenty second, Sunday Night Football, seven twenty. I have
Speaker 8: a trivia question for you, guys, Ola. Hello, the Niners
Speaker 8: were there not too long ago. The Niners played in
Speaker 8: Mexico City in twenty twenty two. It's twenty twenty six.
Speaker 8: They were there twenty twenty two. They won thirty eight
Speaker 8: to ten over the Cardinals, who were the quarterbacks.
Speaker 2: Ew Oh Kyler Alex Smith twenty two. Josh Rosen Trey Lance.
Speaker 5: Trey Lance.
Speaker 3: It was Kyler.
Speaker 8: Trey Lance is an interesting good but also incorrect. Was
Speaker 8: not Kyler? Kyler was injured. Josh McCown, No, I think
Speaker 8: we're going to forget this guy. No, I think we're
Speaker 8: going to forget this guy played for the Cardinals, but
Speaker 8: the Niners one is guess all, if you can think
Speaker 8: about it.
Speaker 2: Garoppolo exactly. So it was before forget It was like.
Speaker 8: Trey Lance wasn't working out. I believe Garoppolo was the starter.
Speaker 8: But this is before the party switch happened.
Speaker 2: Gotcha?
Speaker 8: So this is this is before because I think that
Speaker 8: happened later in the year, did it not? That party
Speaker 8: went in and then essentially never left again. So Jimmy
Speaker 8: g versus Colt McCoy was the last time the Niners
Speaker 8: played McCoy Slinger Guns love him, yep, Dog thirty eight
Speaker 8: ten the Niners one.
Speaker 5: I think he's still in the league. I think he's
Speaker 5: still a backup something.
Speaker 2: Really, No, he's on that show.
Speaker 8: An Enough said Fridays with Barrero. Oh yeah, well you
Speaker 8: always look like guards the hawk he does.
Speaker 2: All of us said that because they definitely look like
Speaker 2: they could be brothers or Texas quarterback before Colt m.
Speaker 5: Back.
Speaker 2: No, he has like all the.
Speaker 5: Records to Salinger.
Speaker 6: That guy I'm thinking probably maybe so when Vince Young
Speaker 6: and then after Vince Young, there's like another really good guy.
Speaker 5: It's probably cold.
Speaker 2: It probably was, well it was it was what's his?
Speaker 2: But forgetting somebody? No, it was.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: I think he's on ESPN. It doesn't matter. It literally
Speaker 2: doesn't matter at all.
Speaker 3: It's okay, I know what you're talking about, right, I.
Speaker 2: Think we're blanking on someone. He's on ESPN.
Speaker 13: He breaks down games all the time. I think he
Speaker 13: has red hair. Oh am, I thinking of Chris Sims. No,
Speaker 13: it's not Murray Smith. Guy, you're thinking of the who
Speaker 13: does ESPN games, not Dusty divor check.
Speaker 5: Doesn't me.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. I like to watch you Strom.
Speaker 8: Yes that.
Speaker 2: Mc roy roy. Yes, wasn't Yeah he said it.
Speaker 6: You guys, Okay, do you guys on your algorithm when
Speaker 6: you're watching Instagram videos? Does the old does the old
Speaker 6: CBS intro football football games come on for you?
Speaker 2: Sho does pop up on mind?
Speaker 6: It's a joke when it's that old CBS, Like, you know,
Speaker 6: I literally go back to like seventh grade.
Speaker 2: You're watching t bow. Oh my god, it's the best.
Speaker 9: Feeling of all time because you know it's going to
Speaker 9: be a good college football game, and I.
Speaker 2: Usually had.
Speaker 1: It was so good.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Now I'll listen to that that intro music. It's literally
Speaker 2: just that three minutes on repeat when I'm working out.
Speaker 5: I want you to make it a ring tone?
Speaker 2: Can you make YouTube songs ring tones? And I don't
Speaker 2: know what you can do anythore?
Speaker 3: Can you answer a phone with an erection every time?
Speaker 1: What is this? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot, we're doing that. Hold on my fault,
Speaker 3: my fault, my phone, everybody. I had a couple of
Speaker 3: things for you. I will start with this. I had
Speaker 3: forgotten until I saw this picture. Do you guys know
Speaker 3: who Cameron Diaz is married to?
Speaker 8: Yeah, Benji Madden from Good Charlotte. Benji Madden, Yeah, one
Speaker 8: of the two guys Charlotte, Bad Good Charlotte.
Speaker 3: I know she's having their third baby, and I saw
Speaker 3: a picture of them together, and of course now it's
Speaker 3: behind a payball. I can't we get behind it. I
Speaker 3: can't believe those two are married.
Speaker 8: Can I ask a question though, because exactly she's got
Speaker 8: to be fifth almost fifty, so is it through surrogacy.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine.
Speaker 5: I can't imagine it's a natural fifties still in season.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine it's a natural childbirth and fifty mics
Speaker 2: on right.
Speaker 5: I mean, good for her if it is.
Speaker 2: But man sixty three, right, that's got to be. It
Speaker 2: is the best. It's a guideline, you know it is.
Speaker 2: It is what I mean, you can go a couple
Speaker 2: of expiration day.
Speaker 12: All right, let me ask you a stupid by last
Speaker 12: day question when when they use the surrogacy it is
Speaker 12: it is the parent's egg and sperm, right, it's just
Speaker 12: in a different person's hosting it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot like.
Speaker 8: Phoebe carried the triplets and friends, she technically carried her
Speaker 8: brother's babies. Played by Giovanni Ribisi, who's massively underrated Massive love.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that guy's great.
Speaker 2: Is great?
Speaker 3: Private?
Speaker 2: Uh? Private?
Speaker 3: He walks over taken tags away from.
Speaker 2: Second and sixty seconds films Kip Rain. Yeah, he.
Speaker 3: Doesn't remember the character's name.
Speaker 2: It's Memphis Rains is Nicholas Cage is his brother whatever?
Speaker 5: Speaking of Kim Dynamite better, No, it's better, Well what
Speaker 5: about mister Cage?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 6: Have you seen the guy who impersonates him on Instagram again,
Speaker 6: and he's Clue is the guy.
Speaker 2: Who doesn't know person. There's a guy on there. He
Speaker 2: has so many legs. He impersonates him. Uh.
Speaker 6: In National Treasure, he will be like in a museum
Speaker 6: and he'll be a declaration to clue.
Speaker 1: Tommy.
Speaker 2: You know what I like about you? I'm gonna be
Speaker 2: a little.
Speaker 8: Bit vague here what I like about you mentioning your
Speaker 8: CBS theme song and now Nicholas Cage impresses. You once
Speaker 8: told me that you had to basically wipe your Instagram
Speaker 8: search clean, that you had to search for a whole
Speaker 8: bunch of stuff to eject something else.
Speaker 2: So I love that You're like anybody else. Have the
Speaker 2: CBS theme song there you phone to Stuffy. You know
Speaker 2: what I like is Nicholas Cage impressions. Nicholas Cage impressions
Speaker 2: are great. I'm trying to get over this addiction. No,
Speaker 2: I said, Nick, I don't want to be in one.
Speaker 3: Of those, but by the way, I will take three
Speaker 3: of those.
Speaker 5: What do I get out of this?
Speaker 2: You need a smaller Cage who cares the wilder out.
Speaker 2: It doesn't gosh. What really matters is power, money, show
Speaker 2: on the fan.
Speaker 3: From the one aid you know, really is something. We
Speaker 3: joke about this all the time, but it is amazing
Speaker 3: how much bigger his head is in my head. It
Speaker 3: really is something. Welcome back to Patrick Morning Show.
Speaker 2: Here we are, hugs, Daddy. Who'd you take in the
Speaker 2: golf bends?
Speaker 3: I'll remember? Oh Justin Rose?
Speaker 2: No good pick? It was it?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: Well, I like j I didn't guys on the lead.
Speaker 2: No one picks Feith and he could go for the slam.
Speaker 6: No, yeah, nobody did, Benny, And you're officially dead on
Speaker 6: these now till next.
Speaker 2: Just the Master, just the Masters. Yeah, that's the only
Speaker 2: one that's fun.
Speaker 7: Why Why Why the Contrarian when it's just so funny
Speaker 7: In the contrary that just sounds like it else stops
Speaker 7: what they're doing. And we love golf betting. It's the
Speaker 7: best thing on the show. Oh my god, is the
Speaker 7: best thing on the best thing on the show. You
Speaker 7: want to you want to, I mean you really want
Speaker 7: to want to say.
Speaker 5: That the golf bet is the best thing on the
Speaker 5: show other than.
Speaker 2: A fifteens on Fridays and everything else.
Speaker 5: I love doll things he does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 5: No, I'm glad I'm glad you guys have a good time.
Speaker 2: Sounds like I'm glad you guys really enjoy it. It's great,
Speaker 2: is it? Most of the time you've just spend going
Speaker 2: a random it's fun. I just have a betting problem,
Speaker 2: and it makes go a lot more fun because I will.
Speaker 5: I will bet on all all sorts of college football, all.
Speaker 2: Sorts of speak of things.
Speaker 12: But speaking of uh, you know, watching a sport that
Speaker 12: you claim that you think you like to watch, but
Speaker 12: you don't actually watch unless you have money on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not in You're right.
Speaker 5: I mean, the thing is like the once you lay
Speaker 5: your bet.
Speaker 12: I don't even care enough to watch the actual sport
Speaker 12: to know if I want or lost, because I mean
Speaker 12: I'll pull up my little app to see the score,
Speaker 12: the leader board.
Speaker 5: I'm not watching it.
Speaker 2: No, you're you're spot on. Yeah, I probably won't watch
Speaker 2: a shot this week.
Speaker 12: But if I put money on a college football game,
Speaker 12: you watch, I bet you're a I'm.
Speaker 5: Going to try to watch it somehow, some way.
Speaker 6: Speaking of Gophers, I have number twelve recruiting class right
Speaker 6: now in the country.
Speaker 5: They are crushing, They really rushing. Yeah, you guys, the
Speaker 5: guys some Lnebacker staid out of Omaha or something like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go committed over Notre Dame and let's go
Speaker 2: come on.
Speaker 5: It's our times.
Speaker 3: Our time is now.
Speaker 5: So what are we doing because we don't even have
Speaker 5: the the ni L that all these other teams have.
Speaker 2: Culture? Culture is there?
Speaker 5: Over under still five and a half.
Speaker 2: We come to grow here. Okay, put the order water
Speaker 2: and grow. We're gonna be fine. Just we're going to
Speaker 2: grow here, you guys. We come here for a culture.
Speaker 2: We're safety. You can't spell grow without row. He left
Speaker 2: exactly lowercase g uppercase r o W. You guys were
Speaker 2: gonna be fine. I think next year that's gonna be.
Speaker 2: I'll take the under that's gonna be in the wall and.
Speaker 3: It probably already is. Hey Thoms, Yeah, I haven't seen
Speaker 3: your since. How did going down the television go for you?
Speaker 3: Spring game thing?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I don't know.
Speaker 3: I heard you did a great job.
Speaker 6: I thank you. I like to think I did. I
Speaker 6: I just the more I did it, the more comfortable
Speaker 6: I got. And they just kind of threw me in there.
Speaker 6: They're like, and I told him because I was on
Speaker 6: you guys know, I was on the road the month before,
Speaker 6: so I had zero clue of what was going on
Speaker 6: with the team. They're like, tomm just go down there
Speaker 6: and interview some guys. I'm like, all right, never done
Speaker 6: this before, and then just got to know them and
Speaker 6: it was fun. And then it was all the alumni,
Speaker 6: so it was good.
Speaker 2: I was just like, well, what would I want to
Speaker 2: talk about?
Speaker 5: Not spring ball?
Speaker 2: Like, let's talk about fun stuff. And that's what I
Speaker 2: leaned on.
Speaker 3: This fun good, so fantastic, bro.
Speaker 2: I would be sick to do it, yeah for real,
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, you're good at it.
Speaker 3: We have the touch of morning show support that and
Speaker 3: we are thank you. We are behind it, and everybody
Speaker 3: will watch it if they hire you to do it.
Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
Speaker 5: The interviews on social media were good, thank you.
Speaker 8: But two more of what really Matters, brought to you
Speaker 8: by Ovo Las good Lens. I want you guys's opinions
Speaker 8: on this season three of Quarterback will be on Netflix
Speaker 8: July fourteenth. I'll give you the four quarterbacks, one at
Speaker 8: a time. You guys tell me whether or not you
Speaker 8: think it'll be an interesting storylineer, No, all right, here
Speaker 8: are the four Jaden Daniels, Washington, Yeah, yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, Joe Flacco see since Cincinnati, Yes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not the starter, but he's in Cincinnati, Joe Flacco,
Speaker 3: I think so.
Speaker 12: I mean, it's a good perspective to see how he's
Speaker 12: still doing it at sixty five, forty one years old.
Speaker 9: Mike the well the year Kirk did it. The one
Speaker 9: guy that was with Atlanta Mariota. That was the most
Speaker 9: boring part of it. But he was kind of yeah,
Speaker 9: but he was born maybe yeah, Like the life of
Speaker 9: the life.
Speaker 8: Of a backup might not be boring if it's an
Speaker 8: interesting person. Is Flacco dynamic enough?
Speaker 7: I don't know you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So where Lukewarm on Flakka.
Speaker 3: He threw thirteen touchdowns and only four interceptions of nine
Speaker 3: game for the Mingles, earning him trip to the Pro Bowl.
Speaker 3: And by the way, the latest news is that Flacco
Speaker 3: will be featured in the Netflix show. The show will
Speaker 3: include personal moments from last season, such as when he
Speaker 3: told his children of the mid season trade via FaceTime.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, uh cam Ward, Tennessee, h get
Speaker 2: a star.
Speaker 3: This kid's going to be a star. A new stadium
Speaker 3: coming up in Jazz It's gonna be great.
Speaker 2: And last but not least.
Speaker 5: I think this is unanimous. I think we all want
Speaker 5: to watch this.
Speaker 2: Ben, can you think of a quarterback?
Speaker 8: Maybe I'm asking you specifically because I know you're a
Speaker 8: fan of a quarterback that you think would be a
Speaker 8: super fun to watch Baker Mayfield, because Jayden Daniels show Flacco,
Speaker 8: cam Ward Baker Mayfield of.
Speaker 2: Letting bake Man, let him bake. I love Bay. How
Speaker 2: long you've been on here, fifteen years something like that.
Speaker 2: I just called it fifteen.
Speaker 6: That was the best prediction you ever made with Baker Mayfield.
Speaker 6: It's not even close and.
Speaker 2: You're like a month out, dude. Well, it was incredible.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think that's the coolest thing you ever Did
Speaker 6: you get it from uh, bring me the News dot com?
Speaker 2: No, he original thought and came up with it on
Speaker 2: his own.
Speaker 8: It wasn't like Joe Nelson from Bringing the News tweeted,
Speaker 8: you know, would be a good idea, Baker Mayfield going
Speaker 8: number one, and then I don't know, an hour later
Speaker 8: he says, I think Baker's going one.
Speaker 2: Just my two cents or didn't say it during the broadcast,
Speaker 2: and then Joe Nelson was an original thought. Yeah, good
Speaker 2: for you, Ben, Well, thank you. We can't help our
Speaker 2: you can make me like sweat and nervous.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 2: But it's true though, and we need we needed common yesterday.
Speaker 5: You know all about accountability around here. Yeah, we asked
Speaker 5: it from our teams that we watched.
Speaker 3: We didn't get it last night.
Speaker 2: Didn't get.
Speaker 6: We didn't.
Speaker 3: But it breaks my heart.
Speaker 2: You poked My first first period was so much fun?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was.
Speaker 2: It was fun.
Speaker 3: I was like, I need these people to know I'm
Speaker 3: watching this. I'm going to text them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was. It was a nice moment.
Speaker 9: I like, when you watch sports for us than you
Speaker 9: can I do one of the things if you like,
Speaker 9: go ahead, which part of it the sports thing?
Speaker 3: During the Boxer Rebellion eighteen nine nine, I want to
Speaker 3: China rebels believe they could attain magical, supernatural and vulnerability
Speaker 3: against foreign bullets and weapons through rituals, and they were wrong.
Speaker 3: What's said, This belief was a core component of their
Speaker 3: support the king destroy the foreigner slogan, and they all
Speaker 3: got killed by bullets because it wasn't real.
Speaker 2: Sauce. What I'm gonna ask you this question after I
Speaker 2: admit I have no knowledge of the box of Rebellion
Speaker 2: boxer rebellion.
Speaker 8: I don't know anything about it. I don't know who
Speaker 8: was involved. I should Muhamada Ali the blind Spot.
Speaker 2: I have no idea me either.
Speaker 5: What do you think it was?
Speaker 9: May I ask a question, I would Is it something
Speaker 9: to do with Why is it Australia celebrates Boxing Day?
Speaker 5: Is it something with that? Isn't that Christmas time? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I think it's the day after Christmas and.
Speaker 2: We celebrate that too, don't we?
Speaker 5: Our Canadian friends do that. Maybe that's Canada.
Speaker 2: Isn't that return Day where you go to I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 9: Maybe it has something to do with like stuff washed
Speaker 9: Ashore was in boxes and they were like, oh God,
Speaker 9: what is all this? Let's open it? And then they
Speaker 9: were like, oh cool, we discovered stuff.
Speaker 5: I have no idea.
Speaker 2: Why would they rebel against free stuff? Because eventually free
Speaker 2: stuff will ruin you.
Speaker 3: You got to work for it, remember brother no way
Speaker 3: off And I did say China, by the way during
Speaker 3: that story.
Speaker 4: It was a.
Speaker 2: You know, it's horrible answer. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: They were a secret society sort of like ninjas in China,
Speaker 3: who fought in a very specific way with the acrobatic
Speaker 3: rituals They called them the boxers and they used martial
Speaker 3: arts and swords and magic and they lost to bullets.
Speaker 2: All right, but you were going to say something about sports.
Speaker 9: Yes, the final Thanksgiving game has been announced and it's
Speaker 9: the Bears at the Lions.
Speaker 5: Oh cool, so that'll be the first game. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: that's actually the actual THURSDA night game.
Speaker 8: That's no, that's the probably the first game the last.
Speaker 8: Lions and Cowboys are always the first two.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then the night game is it's a Kansas
Speaker 5: City and somebody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean probably there's a game on Friday as well.
Speaker 5: There's a game also the night the Packers Wednesday, Thursday.
Speaker 8: Friday and Tuesday afternoon and I believe Monday morning.
Speaker 9: Who plays don't remember? Maybe the Boxers in Australia. We
Speaker 9: have a t small lineup.
Speaker 2: That's a good idea. Thanks, you just come up with that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we have a buy, don't we?
Speaker 3: At least one?
Speaker 5: Well, of course we gotta buy.
Speaker 2: This show has a couple. Yeah, one because we're in
Speaker 2: Mexico City the week before. Are we assuming we have
Speaker 2: a buy?
Speaker 5: I'm assuming that we have a buy for things?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the last one.
Speaker 2: Again, that's what I'm saying. I don't think Mexico City
Speaker 2: guarantees you to buy.
Speaker 5: I don't either.
Speaker 3: We didn't have a buy last year with no Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's not our choice when we have our Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: who knows. I don't know.
Speaker 5: A longer flight than that. I thought it was like
Speaker 5: five and a half, I said yesterday. It's just like
Speaker 5: going to sam Frane.
Speaker 3: You're the only one that's been there. Talk to us
Speaker 3: about Mexico City, Man, give us it's.
Speaker 6: I mean, I think it's so big, Like you guys know,
Speaker 6: I go to New York, Mexico is probably twice three
Speaker 6: times the size.
Speaker 5: It's massive.
Speaker 6: It just keeps going and going and going and going. Sure,
Speaker 6: there's some sketchy parts. Yeah, a four hours. Everything I've
Speaker 6: seen their happiest, nicest, most fun I've had out down there.
Speaker 6: I've never really explored because I was two hours into
Speaker 6: the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 2: But everything I saw was fantastic. The flight was great,
Speaker 2: getting through customs all that was easy. Massive airport, but
Speaker 2: it's super fun.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: My in law is like my mom and my mother
Speaker 2: in law, my father in law love it. They love
Speaker 2: it anything about it. So maybe I can tell you
Speaker 2: there's a couple places to go when you're done.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what, I don't know how long we'll
Speaker 3: be down there, but looking forward to it.
Speaker 2: Just go and in Central Times, are well, weird it
Speaker 2: out when you fly home.
Speaker 5: See I looked at that too, my little appy thing.
Speaker 5: It says it's not it says it's an hour behind.
Speaker 3: Oh I read it was in Central Times. Is it
Speaker 3: so big that it's in two different times?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gotta be.
Speaker 12: Oh wow, because the little world clocking on my phone
Speaker 12: is Mexico City minus one hour six am.
Speaker 3: Well, Mexico City Times and says I just wrote in
Speaker 3: Mexico Times and it says Central Standard Time.
Speaker 5: Were you like early for every meeting?
Speaker 2: No, no, definitely not. I'm always running late for everything.
Speaker 2: But no I've only been down there, yeah twice. But
Speaker 2: everything about it was great. I think you guys will
Speaker 2: love it. They're in Central Standard time, we're in daylight time.
Speaker 6: Oh what but.
Speaker 2: They don't they don't spring forward. They must not do
Speaker 2: daylight savings. Oh, so that.
Speaker 5: We'll be on the same time.
Speaker 2: See d T versus CST.
Speaker 8: Yes, find to Google, Tommy, if you count the greater
Speaker 8: metro area of Mexico City.
Speaker 2: You said it just keeps going around twenty three million people.
Speaker 8: That would put it as the ninth biggest metropolitan area
Speaker 8: on the planets.
Speaker 3: On the planet, son of a bit.
Speaker 2: Huge.
Speaker 5: You know, the elevation is probably going to be an issue.
Speaker 3: Yeah, seventy three fifty.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it is much much higher than Denver. And I'll
Speaker 12: tell you, what, have you ever played in Denver or
Speaker 12: Colorado or Wyoming or anything.
Speaker 5: Like that, like high elevation?
Speaker 3: No, but he was so heavy? Ever placed with like
Speaker 3: New Mexico? Yeah, Mexican Ooh.
Speaker 5: Like Albuquerque?
Speaker 2: We played the Lobos? Where's that we flew into El Paso? Whatever?
Speaker 2: Where Cruis played? Like both waves? Remember that game? Just
Speaker 2: checked the Big ten schedule?
Speaker 5: C I not go amazing?
Speaker 6: What was Oh?
Speaker 2: We played in Vegas?
Speaker 5: That yeah? Well yeah, I don't know if that like anyway,
Speaker 5: I agree that was horrible. Yeah, the heat might be
Speaker 5: an issue, but and when you're in Vegas.
Speaker 12: But I will say that at least I the many
Speaker 12: times I played in Denver was definitely affected.
Speaker 2: Was it really?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 5: I could tell really yeah, I could eat. I could
Speaker 5: tell well. And it wasn't just me.
Speaker 12: It's like everybody could tell. Even though the trainers are like,
Speaker 12: it's all in your head.
Speaker 2: You guys, you gotta like it.
Speaker 5: If you're not here for more than you know, seventy
Speaker 5: two hours, it's not gonna affect you. Like we had.
Speaker 12: We had a team doctor in San Diego that told
Speaker 12: us the altitude doesn't affect you within the first twenty
Speaker 12: four hours. So we would fly in on Saturday and
Speaker 12: play the game on Sunday, you know, at noon. Yeah,
Speaker 12: and they were trying to convince us that it won't
Speaker 12: affect you. Meanwhile, they had ten oxygen tanks on the
Speaker 12: sidelines for us, and everybody was sucking on those things
Speaker 12: after every drive or that.
Speaker 6: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so he's just claiming it was all mental.
Speaker 2: I don't know on that point. Ben.
Speaker 10: I did a stadium tour of that place, and they
Speaker 10: pointed out how they've got like the elevation in big
Speaker 10: numbers as you enter the as the road team enters.
Speaker 5: The stadiums fifty to eighty right there right walk in.
Speaker 7: Is that?
Speaker 2: And then they say that that messes with opponents, does it? No?
Speaker 12: I think it's kind of cool that they put it there,
Speaker 12: but I don't think it messes with no your mental state.
Speaker 8: By the way, I just googled and asked Ai about
Speaker 8: the weather in Mexico City in the back half of November.
Speaker 2: It's apparently like seventy Oh.
Speaker 5: It's gonna beautiful, lovely, it's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, perfect, if you're gonna be if you used to
Speaker 2: have a buy that seventy.
Speaker 3: Degree mean daily maximum temperature is around seventy three.
Speaker 5: That's right, that's gonna be nice. That'll be beautiful, like
Speaker 5: all of you.
Speaker 2: The news is next.
Speaker 8: If you're just waking up and didn't hear the wild
Speaker 8: did lose in overtime?
Speaker 2: Five or sorry? Four to three? They blew a three.
Speaker 8: Nothing lead, lose four to three in overtime, and they
Speaker 8: lose the series four games to one.
Speaker 3: It's just unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Yikes.
Speaker 8: Colorado scored two goals in the final four minutes to
Speaker 8: force overtime.
Speaker 2: Well, it's o The news is next. After this on
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