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Speaker 2: And this is the big bulls do snoopy deagle double

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Speaker 1: Let's not talking about rid ten team. We're not talking

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Speaker 1: about last week.

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Speaker 2: If the one and only.

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Speaker 3: Dough you know, the glasses last, the big smooth eagle

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Speaker 3: double jib in your face to me and in the

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Speaker 3: place to be.

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Speaker 1: And you're listening to John Jay and rich Wakes.

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Speaker 4: John Jay and rich call today seven seven nine three

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Speaker 4: seven one o four seven text us, text jj R

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Speaker 4: and whatever you want to talk about to nine six

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Speaker 4: eight ninety three.

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Speaker 2: That's what Brian's calling about, right, Brian? What's up? Bad?

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Speaker 2: Good morning? Good morning?

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Speaker 1: Good morning again?

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Speaker 2: Oh Brian, you got a texting story?

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Speaker 1: Oh do I ever? What is I ever?

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Speaker 2: Let's hear it?

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Speaker 1: Where do I be? Where do I begin? I think

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Speaker 1: it was? Have you ever texted the wrong person? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Yes I have, and it's super embarrassing. I was at

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Speaker 2: Uh the colleges and.

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Speaker 1: Not not mine? I mean, yes, yes, I mean I

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Speaker 1: guess she's more of a eurologist, more of a guy,

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Speaker 1: a cologist, guy a collegist. Yes, And oddly enough, on

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Speaker 1: that day it was college bring your college students to

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Speaker 1: work day. There was a definite group of college students

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Speaker 1: that were learning, and the doctor was like, do you

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Speaker 1: that's that's fine. I guess we have to learn somehow.

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Speaker 1: But I thought it would be funny to text my

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Speaker 1: wife because they were all females, and I was like, hey,

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Speaker 1: you'll never guess. I've got a room full of females

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Speaker 1: looking at my stuff. And I hit sent, and when

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Speaker 1: I looked back, it accidentally sent that to my mom.

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Speaker 1: She immediately called me and like, is everything okay? What's

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Speaker 1: going on? What's And I'm like, huh, disregard give disregard

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Speaker 1: to text Bob. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 2: But were you graphic with your wife?

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Speaker 4: Were you like you said, there's a group of women

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Speaker 4: and they're looking at my and when you said stuff,

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Speaker 4: were you do the graphic words?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: I mean I did use them or anatomical.

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Speaker 2: Okay, correct word because I was just trying.

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Speaker 4: So your mom was calling you more she was concerned

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Speaker 4: for your health, not that you sent graphic terminology.

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Speaker 2: To your mom.

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Speaker 1: I mean I think she was calling for both the

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Speaker 1: twenty questions of like is everything okay? And then why

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Speaker 1: is there a group full of women looking at And

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Speaker 1: I'm like, uh, Mom, yeah don't. That wasn't for you.

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Speaker 1: But mindfully, was just a text. I didn't send a photo.

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Speaker 2: I'm a nude model man, thankfully poor. So did it

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Speaker 2: turn out okay for you? Are you healthy? Are you okay?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, well one hundred percent. I always stay on

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Speaker 1: top of health.

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Speaker 2: But O good.

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Speaker 1: A very very awkward, awkward moment for mom and son.

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Speaker 2: So anybody here ever texts the wrong person.

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Speaker 3: I actually just recently did that and it was so awkward.

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Speaker 3: So I was telling you guys, just know I went

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Speaker 3: and took my engagement picture. So now we're having to

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Speaker 3: do the save the dates. And with the save the dates,

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Speaker 3: addresses of all the people we want to invite to

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Speaker 3: our wedding. And I went to go text my friend Maddie,

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Speaker 3: and I definitely texted a different Maddie for her name

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Speaker 3: and it gave me that little notification of like this

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Speaker 5: She didn't text me back, though, Did you actually say

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Speaker 5: can I have your address for wedding invites?

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Speaker 2: Or just can I have your updated address?

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Speaker 3: It was like, hey, Gurley, like, what's your address?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: That's perfect, perfect. It could be like it's for Christmas cards?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess, and then now you have to send

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Speaker 5: her a Christmas card even if you're not doing Christmas cards.

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Speaker 3: That's a really valid point. But I'm supposed to see

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Speaker 3: her this upcoming weekend, so I will let you guys

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Speaker 4: Do you guys remember Grant? These work on the show? Yeah, Brian,

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Speaker 4: do you remember Grant?

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, I mean me needs to try to

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Speaker 1: touch bases in sleeping jam out on the drums.

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Speaker 4: I've called Grant a couple mornings for certain things, you know.

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Speaker 4: And I remember I called Grant and I didn't recognize

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Speaker 4: guy who remodeled our cabin.

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Speaker 2: Fifteen years ago.

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Speaker 4: Like hello, yeah, He's like, He's like, so I can't

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Speaker 4: help you the computer, And I was like, what about.

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Speaker 5: You Kyle, I didn't text the wrong person, but I

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Speaker 5: did have one of those moments where I sent the

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Speaker 5: text and immediately wanted to take it back. I was

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Speaker 5: texting with my best friend and that we'd come to

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Speaker 5: the end of the conversation, and what I meant to

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Speaker 5: text was love you, and what I actually text and

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Speaker 5: saw it before I hit send, but sent it anyways

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Speaker 5: was love Ho.

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Speaker 2: I was like, whoops, I hope she does the thing that.

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Speaker 5: I'm calling her home or is it me?

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Speaker 2: Love Hoe? The name like that's how you that's how

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Speaker 2: you had your friends call you home.

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Speaker 5: I was like, whoops, And of course I had to

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Speaker 5: talk to her, but not Ho. I meant to you,

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Speaker 5: but apparently I typed it in wrong and I said anyways,

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Speaker 5: and it was like just a totally unnecessary explanation.

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Speaker 2: I should have just left it at that.

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Speaker 5: Just call me hell from now.

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Speaker 1: Horto College, Like Kyle uses that word so much that

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Speaker 1: we just assume she's trying to call something else.

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Speaker 4: But just you get so nervous, you just accept that name.

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Speaker 4: You got people to call you that name because of

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Speaker 4: the misdis Hey, Brian, I have this friend of mine.

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Speaker 4: He was at the urologist too, and he was getting

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Speaker 4: this procedure done and he was like, just like you.

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Speaker 4: There was college students that day, and he said, while

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Speaker 4: he was getting a procedure done, the doctor was flirting

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Speaker 4: with one of the college students, asking them out to

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Speaker 4: ask him out on a date, while this my friend,

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Speaker 4: who's a patient there is getting stuff done.

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Speaker 5: To Oh my gosh, inappropriate, I know.

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Speaker 2: Totally memorable story though, I know, I know.

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Speaker 4: So you're good. What were you getting done? While were

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Speaker 4: you there? Were you getting surgery?

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Speaker 1: I've been talking about getting the snip snip?

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Speaker 2: So oh oh wow.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so they wanted to have a parade a bunch

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Speaker 4: of attractive college girls in front of you.

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Speaker 2: Just say if it worked or not?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, of all the of all the people

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Speaker 1: that come into your room, why does it have to

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Speaker 1: be You could have said no, I guess I could have,

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Speaker 1: but I'm always down for you know, you got to

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Speaker 1: learn somehow. And if you don't, go here and.

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Speaker 6: Take a look at plus dude a s u urology.

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Speaker 6: Those chicks are hot. I'm just kidding. College urology calendar.

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Speaker 6: All right, brother, Hey, thanks for calling. I'm glad you're

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Speaker 6: doing great. Thanks for sharing that sorry. With US, it's

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Speaker 6: John J.

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Speaker 2: Rich