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Speaker 4: Good more than everybody ebody, Well look at that. Today

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Speaker 4: is January the thirtieth, twenty twenty six.

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Speaker 2: Today is Friday. Hell yeah, end of a week. It

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Speaker 2: is The Woody Show. My name is Woody.

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Speaker 5: That is Greg Gory. We got Menus Hight. Gina grad

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Speaker 5: is here, Sea Bass, we got Sammy Morgan is here.

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Speaker 5: She's our associate producer. Vaughn our video producer. Dumbass Tyler

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Speaker 5: is here. We got bored, we got Menji, and we've

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Speaker 2: End of the week and really at the end of

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Speaker 2: the month. The world's the longest month in the history

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Speaker 2: of months. Let's get into it is The Woodes Show.

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Speaker 2: Happy Friday. Alright, well now it's official, officially a Friday.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for being here.

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Speaker 4: Let's get through it together and get into the weekend

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Speaker 4: as quickly as we can doing that. Today, we're gonna

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Speaker 4: play the duy Q. That'll be our dumb Ass contest.

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Speaker 4: We got the Friday Fail stories, and you guys get

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Speaker 4: ready for menace in the late night monologue.

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Speaker 2: Week in Review.

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Speaker 4: You're ready, yes, menas had all kind of time on

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Speaker 4: the flight here. Yeah, we're still in Saint Louis this morning, so, uh,

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Speaker 4: Men has had all kinds of time on the flight

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Speaker 2: I mean this, this should be the best one we've

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Speaker 2: ever heard. Yeah, yeah, this is stoke. I'm only nervous.

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Speaker 2: I don't do a good job.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean did you have did you have access?

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Speaker 4: Because you know, what wasn't working on the on the

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Speaker 6: I don't know, I actually didn't not. I mean it

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Speaker 4: So Southwest, by the way, I think has one of

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Speaker 2: So I paid eight bucks and I got there.

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Speaker 4: Dude, I'll tell you what, man, Like, I know this

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Speaker 2: Were bitching about it, it is weird. It is.

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Speaker 7: It is weird, but you get used to certain things

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Speaker 4: It's so it's so weird, like, uh, not having your

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Speaker 4: you know, accustomed to. Yeah, when you don't have your

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Speaker 2: And you're angry about you.

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Speaker 8: Know, enjoy the majesty of flight.

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Speaker 7: Right, But can I just say that I'm kind of

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Speaker 7: glad it happened to everybody because when it happened to me,

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Speaker 7: I was watching a movie and I thought, oh crap,

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Speaker 7: And then Gina turned around and she said, my movie

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Speaker 4: Even if the internet was working, it wouldn't have been

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Speaker 7: Oh, on this topic, technology's kind of screwed me and

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Speaker 4: We got off the plane, we landed in Saint Louis,

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Speaker 4: Because he didn't he didn't have the phone set to

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Speaker 7: Among those lines? Okay, it's along those lines. Technology did

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Speaker 7: So before they got there, I thought, you know what

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Speaker 7: I'm holding my credit card ready to go. And they

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Speaker 7: So they're going to be arriving at seven o'clock and

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Speaker 7: I said, well, that is the message, but I would

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Speaker 7: the dessert. Is there anything else I can help you with?

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Speaker 7: I said yes, I would like to pay for it.

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Speaker 7: I said, can I please speak to a human and

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Speaker 7: So then I talked to my parents after dinner, Hey,

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Speaker 7: celebrating anything special? And my dad said, well, yeah, when

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Speaker 7: So they brought over like some janky piece of cake

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Speaker 4: Would have hung up, like because you already told it

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Speaker 2: Like what if there's no operator, Just keep saying the

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Speaker 6: If it's like a chain restaurant, there's like a overall

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Speaker 7: It wasn't a chain. Yeah, But anyway, it's.

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Speaker 2: Screwed me technology, and I'm working out for you. I'm weird.

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Speaker 7: Well, my point on this particular story is I don't

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Speaker 2: How about the printer at work today? Like everybody else's

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Speaker 10: why do you travel with a PC? Like I have

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Speaker 10: I don't like the Internet. And then all the all

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Speaker 4: So it's like I just keep it all. I'm dialing

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Speaker 4: But I don't like the MAC interface. That's the most basic.

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Speaker 9: You don't like the track pad.

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Speaker 7: And that it is the Even the computer guy here

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Speaker 7: is set up Genus, which he saw, and then he

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Speaker 2: He went, Hu, that's weird. It's not working. If Greg

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well that's like erics. I have asked Greg, has

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Speaker 6: he tested himself for like extra iron in his body

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Speaker 6: or something like that?

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Speaker 1: The Woody Show.

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Speaker 2: Well, we got the birthdays and the Corner Birthday coming

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Speaker 2: It is The Woody Show. It's a Friday, you guys. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: No, uh So they're planning to do a sequel to

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Speaker 4: of those movies, Greg, I have never seen the whole

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Speaker 2: I've never seen it.

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Speaker 4: Bruce willis a sad story man. He doesn't even know

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Speaker 9: Yeah. The saddest thing, one of the saddest things I've

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Speaker 4: The other celebrity health news singer Ray J. Remember he

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Speaker 8: I know he is.

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Speaker 4: He says he only has a short time to live

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, God, So they put him on eight different

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Speaker 4: I am TMZ says that Bill Cosby admitted under oath

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Speaker 7: Oh oh they still have, No, they don't seventy They

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Speaker 7: probably still yeah somewhere Braik.

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Speaker 4: a prescription for coaludes from a doctor at a poker game.

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Speaker 4: It was an OBGYN who was in this poker game

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Speaker 2: He said that he was getting from like seven different doctors.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I am drug illiterate. I've never understood what kludes making.

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Speaker 7: I don't know, but what is it, Jenny?

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Speaker 8: Was it just a downer, like a like a bus relaxer.

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Speaker 2: That's Caitlin Clark and know from the w NBA.

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Speaker 4: She's going to join NBC as a special contributor for

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Speaker 2: And I left this story because I just have some

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Speaker 2: audio here for you. Greg. I know how much you

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Speaker 2: know It's Friday up. Bruce Springsteen, your favorite has released

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Speaker 2: a new protest song titled Streets of Minneapolis. Now this

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Speaker 2: has nothing to do with the politics or anything. Greg

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Speaker 7: He literally the most overrated human being of mankind.

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Speaker 4: Here's here's a little bit of again. This is it's

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Speaker 2: Greg already hates it. Winterass and cool.

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Speaker 3: Even a city of flame, fot fire and ice ocute buyers,

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Speaker 2: We're so there, story goals again, smoking ribber boots. I

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Speaker 2: He's going no, no, no, this can be real, Right,

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Speaker 2: it's not AI. It's not like some cover. This is

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Speaker 2: Bruce Bringstak versus. Like I couldn't go out in the

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Speaker 8: From the company because he's.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's his voice. That's why Greg hates. Are

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Speaker 2: It's just well, there you go, the same horrific The

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Speaker 9: So if you're a fan of tennis, or you have

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Speaker 9: a massively disposable income, here's something for you. The racket

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Speaker 9: that Novak Djokovic used during his twenty twelve Australian Open

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Speaker 9: final against Rafael Nadal. It's up for auction and that

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Speaker 9: match is apparently still talked about. Is one of the

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Speaker 9: at the end Novak celebrated by tossing the racket, ripping

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Speaker 8: Any guesses how much this racket is supposed to.

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Speaker 2: Go for it? I would think tennis people got money.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, that's a good point.

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Speaker 4: Tennis and golf fans put me down forest Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Three hundred thousand dollars, How about seven hundred and fifty

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Speaker 2: I don't really know who he is. One of the greatest.

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Speaker 2: He's one of the greatest tennis player. Now maybe two

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Speaker 8: Menace sometimes it pays to not know about a sport.

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Speaker 9: Two hundred.

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Speaker 2: I did walk into this Wilson store just recently, because

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they're like Wilson is like starting to really come

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Speaker 6: like four hundred and fifty bucks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, tennis rackets can be expensive.

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Speaker 6: And they were getting into pickaball and these pickaball rackets

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Speaker 4: Well, those are probably really good ones, so you can

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Speaker 4: But did you see the one girl I felt kind

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Speaker 8: Oh, I did see that.

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Speaker 4: It was like a it was a she she thought

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Speaker 8: Yeah, it is fun to smash stuff though.

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Speaker 9: I actually did it the other day when I was

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Speaker 8: It felt really good.

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Speaker 9: Yeah. Also, lamar Odom, he's checked himself into rehab. You guys,

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Speaker 9: The DUI had nothing to do with drugs. But he

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Speaker 2: Hi, Greggory, what you got?

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Speaker 7: Well, you know, when you meet somebody and you find

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Speaker 7: So Jonah Hill, he's got this new MOVI coming out

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Speaker 7: on Apple TV Plus. It's called Outcome. It's Jonah, Keanu Reeves,

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Speaker 7: She was on All My Children for like four hundred years,

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Speaker 7: legendary Susan Lucci, and she was cast in the movie

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Speaker 7: because Jonah Hill said he was a huge fan of

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Speaker 7: All My Children.

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Speaker 2: I can I.

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Speaker 9: Would have never No, he's not a huge fan. I

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Speaker 9: can one tell you what this is because what is this?

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Speaker 2: That's how I saw.

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Speaker 8: It, I promise you. This is my guest.

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Speaker 9: He grew up with his mom watching it, and so

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Speaker 9: it was just always on the part of his childhood.

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Speaker 2: Fair Fair That's like, I'm aware of the direction.

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Speaker 8: Susan Lucci.

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Speaker 2: My mom watched it too, exactly. Susan.

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Speaker 4: That's a name that like is vaguely familiar. Yeah, and

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Speaker 4: I couldn't tell you why.

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Speaker 8: You definitely know the name.

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Speaker 2: But nothing. So she famously got to be something for

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Speaker 2: people who are one hundred.

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Speaker 8: On all my children.

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Speaker 7: She famously didn't win the Emmy like twenty years in

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Speaker 7: a row, finally won. She says she wasn't even ready

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Speaker 7: to do the movie because it's a deeply emotional role,

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Speaker 7: but she loved it and mainly she loved working with Keanu.

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Speaker 2: Reeves, Keiano Nice. I love everything that Apple's putting out,

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Speaker 2: so I'll definitely check it out. Man, that's what you got.

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Speaker 6: Well, I found out that Martha Stewart and I are

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Speaker 6: exactly the same because she just recently did an interview

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Speaker 6: where she said she will not leave the house without

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Speaker 6: taking a shower.

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Speaker 2: Oh, and I can't do anything without taking a shower.

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Speaker 6: And the person interviewing her was actually giving her a

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Speaker 6: hard time because she was asking her about her daily

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Speaker 6: routine and she said that she gets up every morning

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Speaker 6: and then she goes to the gym, and they go, oh,

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Speaker 6: so wait, you take a shower before you go to

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Speaker 6: the gym, and Martha goes, yeah, I won't leave the

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Speaker 6: house without taking the gym to the gym, take a

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Speaker 6: shower really without yeah, without taking a shower without it

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Speaker 6: would feel that I would feel so gross.

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Speaker 2: So will you shower? At a gym.

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Speaker 6: Yes, I'll shower before the gym and then shower at

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Speaker 6: the gym.

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Speaker 2: At the gym before I worked at the showers at the.

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Speaker 6: Gym, Yeah, before I worked out, Yes, and then after, Yes,

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Speaker 6: I shower.

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Speaker 2: Like three or four. Why would you shower before the

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Speaker 2: workout because I.

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Speaker 6: Would feel like like dirty and then extra dirty as

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Speaker 6: I'm working out.

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Speaker 2: Huh, that's you're so weird.

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Speaker 4: That's why it's also weird that he won't use like

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Speaker 4: the you won't take a dump in a public no,

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Speaker 4: but you'll shower like most there's a lot of people

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Speaker 4: who won't shower at the gym because like they don't know,

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Speaker 4: they're not comfortable. Yeah, but then they'll use the restroom

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Speaker 4: if they need to go number two, they'll go.

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Speaker 2: But I wouldn't. You're very complicated. Yeah, but you guys

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Speaker 2: would leave the house without taking a.

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Speaker 7: Shower if I was going to a gym, which let's

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Speaker 7: face it, that's not happening, but I would not show.

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Speaker 6: And if you were like acting like she was a

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Speaker 6: crazy person for taking a shower before.

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Speaker 4: Or if it's Saturday, I'm saying, if it's a Saturday

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Speaker 4: and I'm just running out to the grocery store.

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Speaker 9: I can't take a show hour before I go, or

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Speaker 9: I have to take shore before I go to a landfill.

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Speaker 2: I'm not meeting friends for dinner without showering beforehand.

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Speaker 4: But like if I'm just running on an errand feel gross? No,

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Speaker 4: how gross are you?

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Speaker 3: You?

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Speaker 2: Wait?

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Speaker 6: You put on new clothes without taking a shower too?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, do you have like some sort of.

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Speaker 2: Yeah dog crap? No, I'm just I just want to

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Speaker 2: feel clean. Okay, I thought you would be on board

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Speaker 2: with this. Great No, you're a little nice.

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Speaker 4: You're disgusted the birthdays and your porno birthday.

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Speaker 2: Say this Shida like its ship and you know you don't.

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Speaker 4: Starting with the celebrities, Happy birthday to Christian Bale, who

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Speaker 4: is fifty two today.

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Speaker 2: Wilmar Valderama fans from that seven show, very nice. He

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Speaker 2: opened the door for me once is forty six. For

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Speaker 2: those of you who watched The Crown, she played Queen Elizabeth.

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Speaker 2: Olivia Coleman is fifty two.

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Speaker 4: She's good, phil mother f and Collins is seventy five.

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Speaker 2: Day doing well now.

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Speaker 4: Kid Cuddy is forty two. Annie melanachis who still looks sixteen.

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Speaker 4: He's fifty nine, fifty Damn and Charles S.

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Speaker 2: Dutton. He was in a lot of stuff. He had

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Speaker 2: a nineties sitcom called Rock. He was also the groundskeeper

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Speaker 2: in Rudy in the movie Rudy about the football club. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: he's seventy five.

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Speaker 4: Your part of Birthday today is Rika Fan and today's

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Speaker 4: birthday girl. She's originally from the Czech Republican guys, but

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Speaker 4: she has been drilled more than a Texas oil field.

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Speaker 4: One hundred and fifty three fine films, including testing out

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Speaker 4: all the holes. She was in Tushy Raw. Also Stepbrother

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Speaker 4: Knows how to take care of our plumbing. She was

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Speaker 4: in Cream for Her Pancakes Volume one. Also Natural Lesbian

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Speaker 4: Sex Experiments and Greg who can forget her unforgetable role

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Speaker 4: in three Way a lesbian tongue workout.

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Speaker 2: That's the only kind of.

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Speaker 9: Work out you're on board for it.

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Speaker 2: Tongue workout. Yeah, it's a Rieka fan. Her tongue is rip.

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Speaker 2: It was twenty two years old today.

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Speaker 4: That's your born of birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that

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Speaker 4: is a Friday. Look what's happening around the world of

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Speaker 4: entertainment here on the Woody Shows. The Woody Show, Hi

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Speaker 4: walk back in a Happy Friday to y'all after what

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Speaker 4: it is? Whatever you got, you can give us a

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Speaker 4: call eight seven seven forty four Woody Topic Contest be

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Speaker 4: a part of the show. Text us with whatever you

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Speaker 4: got to check ins or you know I need help

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Speaker 4: with something. Ask the Woody Show questions. We're always here

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Speaker 4: to help out. Yeah, we can do that Friday check

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Speaker 4: ins and whatnot. Over to two to ninety seven finals,

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Speaker 4: follow us, look for us on social media at the

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Speaker 4: Woody Show.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, and actually, can I ask a question? No, Oh

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Speaker 9: damn it, let me.

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Speaker 8: Do it anyway.

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Speaker 9: I have a question about a birthday gift for one

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Speaker 9: of my best friends. A girlfriend and I always going

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Speaker 9: on together. You know, we do like two for this

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Speaker 9: person to for that person. What do you mean, like

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Speaker 9: you know, there's three of us, Yeah, exactly, and whoever's

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Speaker 9: birthday is the other two buy for that person. So

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Speaker 9: I'm going in on it with a friend of mine.

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Speaker 9: And at this age, like everyone has everything they want,

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Speaker 9: like it's hard, it's getting harder and harder to buy

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Speaker 9: stuff for people. And I thought, what if we get

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Speaker 9: something that she really needs, like a go bag, you know,

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Speaker 9: like a survival like.

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Speaker 2: She loves this.

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Speaker 8: It's like filled with all you know, like.

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Speaker 4: A couple of years ago for Christmas, she gave us

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Speaker 4: like a roadside that our safety Yeah.

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Speaker 9: So what would it's like you know those like potato

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Speaker 9: space blankets and you know water pouches.

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Speaker 2: Terrible gift and like you know.

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Speaker 8: No, but you never know. It's it's a prepper bag exactly.

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Speaker 2: They're kind of expensive.

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Speaker 8: That's where we're going to go on it together.

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Speaker 2: See, and this is where I get into like buying

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Speaker 2: gifts for adults.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What else do you get them?

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Speaker 4: You got to get out of this obligation, like why

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Speaker 4: are we buying Christmas gifts and Birthday? It's just take

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Speaker 4: you and your friend, take her out for a brunch

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Speaker 4: or somebody, or go to the all three of you

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Speaker 4: go to the spa. We've done and cover cover her

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Speaker 4: on that done this whole like the ideas, But now

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Speaker 4: you're in You're in a situation where like you're trying

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Speaker 4: to find something to give her for the sake of

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Speaker 4: giving her a gift.

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Speaker 8: Yeah that's true, and you know.

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Speaker 2: I love you, but if I got that as a gift,

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Speaker 2: I'd be kind of bummed.

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Speaker 9: Why because it would go, it would go in a closet.

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Speaker 2: I know, something terrible to the strift club. I don't

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Speaker 2: think I would make it rain.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I just thought, I think you should take her

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Speaker 7: out to brunch or wherever.

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Speaker 2: You go, but.

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Speaker 7: Bunch all the time, right, And at brunch you have

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Speaker 7: the conversation, why don't we stop doing this gift thing?

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Speaker 2: Yes, because my mom had the same.

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Speaker 7: Thing, but it was with like these ten different women,

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Speaker 7: and it made no sense because they would all give

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Speaker 7: the birthday girl a card and they all put money

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Speaker 7: in it, and then the next birthday just get.

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Speaker 2: That was my sister's point. When what's the point.

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Speaker 4: My sister and I we had the conversation. It's like, well, look,

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Speaker 4: let's just buy for the kids. Like we'll buy for

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Speaker 4: her kids, she'll buy for our kids for Christmas and birthdays. Right,

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Speaker 4: But when we're no longer doing the exchange between, like

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Speaker 4: I'm getting her a gift for Christmas, and she SAIDs

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Speaker 4: because it was the same thing, like I'd get her

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Speaker 4: a gift card to someplace. She turned around and give

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Speaker 4: me a Home Depot gift card because neither one of

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Speaker 4: us need anything. We're both fifty years old.

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Speaker 8: Like, that's exactly my point.

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Speaker 4: It's like what like what each one of us? We

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Speaker 4: don't need anything, It is just going through this this

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Speaker 4: like motion.

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Speaker 8: The last girl we gave a vacuum and she got

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Speaker 8: really excited.

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Speaker 2: See stuff like that is useful. Now you're making Now

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Speaker 2: you're talking the Woody Show. We'll be right back show

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Speaker 2: and we are into another new hour insensitivity training for

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Speaker 2: rippage phones are open eight seven seven forty four Woody,

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Speaker 2: two to nine eight seven. We'll get into the trending

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Speaker 2: news headlines for you this hour. But if you really

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Speaker 2: want to know what's going on, what's been happening out there,

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Speaker 2: but you don't want it to you know, hit so heavy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you really want to turn to Menace and Menace

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Speaker 2: is Late night Monologue. Yeah all right, So you know

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Speaker 2: Menas has been trying to hone his skills so that

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Speaker 2: he can end up like when this inevitably fails, when

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Speaker 2: the show inevitably goes away, he will have a future

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Speaker 2: as a writer for their sitcoms or for late night television. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: And so Menace has put together his thoughts and ladies, gentlemen,

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Speaker 4: boys and girls.

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Speaker 2: He man, what's going on everybody? Well? The government finalized

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Speaker 2: the US defense budget at one point five trillion this week.

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Speaker 2: One point five trillion. I better be getting some robots

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Speaker 2: that shoot guns and whilst giving mouth parties, am I?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 2: Guys? You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I got a great name for them already. They're

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Speaker 6: called robo Bang Bang Blow. Also one point five trillion?

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Speaker 6: Pretty cool, right? A whole defend a whole country for

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Speaker 6: the price of avocado.

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Speaker 2: Ain't that the truth? The super Bowl?

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Speaker 6: The Super Bowl is almost here, and we got the

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Speaker 6: Patriots versus the Seahawks.

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Speaker 2: And I would come up with something funny to say,

664
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 2: but I can't. Rhy. I can't think of anything that

665
00:30:59,120 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 2: rhymes with hawk.

666
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 6: Anyway, has become popular again, and some people are getting

667
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 6: arrested for it. Arrested for it? Are they arresting butchers?

668
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 6: Let's face it, it's not about the birds. It's about the bread.

669
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 6: Uncle Sam can't get his cut of the underground betting,

670
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 6: so let's just fight with our cocks out opened you

671
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 6: know what I'm saying, he's betting apps dry?

672
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 2: Are you with me? Hashtag make cocks legal?

673
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 9: Okay?

674
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 2: All right, by the way, already have it.

675
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 6: By the way, I already had the name of my fighter,

676
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 6: Cocky mccock face. It's been insanely cold across the country

677
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 6: this week, with weather reports calling it balls cold and

678
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 6: other calling it bitter but blister season. My favorite is

679
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 6: a high of no reason to live in a low

680
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 6: of God?

681
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 2: Greg again, city written yeah totally as always City.

682
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 6: Sweeney climbed the Hollywood Sign and covered it with bras

683
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 6: to promote her new lingerie brand.

684
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 2: Do you guys remember the name of her lingerie brand?

685
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 12: Sure?

686
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 2: Oh you don't? Okay me either, But did you see

687
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 2: those cans? You know what I'm saying. Red Robin is trying.

688
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 6: To stay out of bankruptcy by closing a bunch of locations.

689
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 6: Here's a wild idea, Red Robin, stop false advertising. Bottomless

690
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 6: fries more like bottomless lies. Bitch again again to Greg, Yeah,

691
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 6: where are we at?

692
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 2: Okay?

693
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 6: Somebody somebody trying to break out the pharma ceo killer

694
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 6: Luigi mander Joni.

695
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 2: Out of jail by you.

696
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 6: By using a pizza slicer, like really a pizza slicer

697
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 6: to get a guy out of prison name Luigi? Yeah, like,

698
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 6: how about so many dress up as NHL is gritty

699
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 6: to break out Diddy?

700
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 2: Stop being a base of the bitch you know. Yeah, sorry,

701
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 2: I tried on that one. I can that's a bitch.

702
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 2: Stop being a bitch man, all right? Uh uh. Tesla

703
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 2: says they're trying to. Tessa says they're.

704
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 6: Gonna stop making the model s in the model why

705
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 6: And people are asking why not the cyber truck because

706
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 6: bitches be hating you know what I'm saying, can't stop.

707
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 2: Won't stop the cyber truck they'd be hating on.

708
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 6: Seriously, they want to ramp up production of robots, So Greg,

709
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,880
Speaker 6: do you want your robo Bang bang blow in brown

710
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 6: or black brown?

711
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 2: Kidding? All right? Looking all right?

712
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 6: Uh sorry, A lot of stuff out there is horrific

713
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 6: right now, so I don't really have much to say,

714
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 6: but all this is a wrap up with this. Your

715
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 6: mama's still ugly and the rent is too damn high.

716
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 6: We have a great show for you tonight, Timothy Timothy

717
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 6: Charlemagne is here, and Isaac Hayes is our musical guy.

718
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 2: Isaac Hag. She said, yes, yeah, yeah, good God, didn't

719
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:27,319
Speaker 2: get much rest last night. My eyes are barely Yeah,

720
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 2: all right, thank you man. It's no problems, all right,

721
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 2: really really all for Gret today. I love as long

722
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,399
Speaker 2: as I make Greg laugh. That's all I care about.

723
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 2: I love you.

724
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 4: There is something to be said for the for the

725
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 4: sleep thing, not that it's ever, like truly great during

726
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 4: the week. I don't think for anybody who's got a

727
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 4: job and has responsibilities. But last night a fire alarm

728
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 4: went off at like eleven thirty at night, and for.

729
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 2: About good.

730
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 8: And it was it was blood curdling.

731
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, But the good thing is is every I got

732
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 2: out safe and the fire was put out. Ye oh wait,

733
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 2: oh wait, there was no fire. So why would a

734
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 2: fire alarm go off at eleven thirty at night at

735
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 2: a hotel? Oh because a kid pulled the fire along. Yeah,

736
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:19,240
Speaker 2: but they turned it off right away, Oh no, no, wait.

737
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 8: Wait twenty minutes for the fire department.

738
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 9: And I was sitting in the lobby with the other

739
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 9: chumps in my pajamas and my coat because I didn't

740
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 9: know what was going on. And everyone has their ears,

741
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,359
Speaker 9: you know, covered, and the little lady behind the desk

742
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 9: is like, because some people need to watch their kids.

743
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 6: I'm like, uh, dude, my ears were ring, yes after

744
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 6: and that never happens after all the concerts I go to.

745
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 9: It was horrible.

746
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 2: It was bad, all right. So as soon as it

747
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 2: went on, I didn't get out of bed, she did,

748
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 2: which is why I'm going to die in a fire

749
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:55,359
Speaker 2: with my underwear on. Make sure it wasn't just my room.

750
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I I just took another pillow and I

751
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 4: my head was allready on the pillow on the one side,

752
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 4: so I just put the pillow on the.

753
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:06,839
Speaker 2: Other side, and uh, it was barely audible at that point. Yeah.

754
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,399
Speaker 4: And I was just keeping an eye on the text

755
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 4: because you guys are texting giving me the information because

756
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 4: you were the people that left your room.

757
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 2: I just wanted to know.

758
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 13: I want to I was I was like, dude's vapor

759
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 13: because we had an event last night and we were

760
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 13: out of that and so by the time I got

761
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 13: back through them, it was late.

762
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 4: It was it was a late day for you know,

763
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 4: having to get up and do the show the next day.

764
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 4: And it was right at that time where you was like,

765
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 4: just just isn't that's the worst time to get woken up.

766
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 4: It's one thing that's like you've been asleep for a

767
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 4: couple hours, and you know, maybe something wakes up and

768
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 4: you go right back to sleep. But it's like right

769
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 4: as you just had fallen asleep, it like.

770
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 8: It hurts, like the whole thing just hurt your body

771
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:50,320
Speaker 8: and your brain.

772
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:50,959
Speaker 2: Yeah.

773
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 7: I saw the lady at the front desk this morning.

774
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 7: I said, whoever did that? You got them arrested, right,

775
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 7: She said, no, we don't know who did it the

776
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 7: first somehow they know it was a kid.

777
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 9: Well, the first thing she said was I'm so sorry

778
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:06,400
Speaker 9: about last night, and I you know, I'm usually like,

779
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 9: oh no, probably, I just want I.

780
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 8: Just ignored her, just kept walking.

781
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, it's it's a thing that I second

782
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 2: guessed myself.

783
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 4: I'm like, you know, I know I should get up,

784
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 4: and I know I should go leave the room because

785
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 4: at some point it will be an actual emergency. But

786
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,240
Speaker 4: the same thing happens at the radio station, like the things,

787
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 4: the things and nobody.

788
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 9: Were you waiting for someone to like knock on your door?

789
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought I thought if it was I did

790
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,360
Speaker 4: have that thought. I thought, if it's something that's a

791
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 4: legit emergency. They will be going around knocking on all

792
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 4: the doors like a firefighter. Somebody be knocking on all

793
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 4: the doors. And my room happens to have like a

794
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,240
Speaker 4: because it saw like one floor, so like a sliding

795
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 4: glass door that I can go right out and if

796
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 4: I can't go through the hallway, I can go out

797
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 4: the other.

798
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 8: Way, jump right off the balcony.

799
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:53,839
Speaker 2: There's no balcony. It goes right. It's like it's a level.

800
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 8: No, it's it's it's a balcony somehow it slopes up.

801
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, mine is slightly elevated. But you know, when

802
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 2: I lived in a place where you know, tornadoes would

803
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 2: come through, the tornado siren would go off, and like

804
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 2: we were just talking about this last night with somebody.

805
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 2: It's true, like the wives and the kids and stuff.

806
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:15,479
Speaker 4: They would go down to the basement and take shelter,

807
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 4: and then me and the other husbands and stuff on

808
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,920
Speaker 4: the block. We're just all outside like looking for it,

809
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 4: going like oh you see anything, Yeah, and would just

810
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 4: say hanging out there talking.

811
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 9: And super common in the Midwest, like call me when

812
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 9: the sky is green, right.

813
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like me, I'll be in the basement with

814
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 2: the wives. Yeah. So it's probably not. That's probably not

815
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 2: a good habit to be in, not reacting to.

816
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 8: Yeah, that low resting pulse is going to get you.

817
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,320
Speaker 4: I'm saying, but the same way that people don't respond

818
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 4: to or they don't have no reaction when they hear

819
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 4: a car alarm going off.

820
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 9: They don't respond to it, right, Yeah, yeah, but car

821
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 9: alarms won't kill you.

822
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we need to lower the bar for the

823
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 2: death penalty. Whoever pulled that alarm? Straight to the chair show,

824
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 2: we check into that side of the room where Gina

825
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 2: grad is standing by with the trending news headlines.

826
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 9: Well, another day, another protest, and apparently we're not even

827
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 9: supposed to be here today, you guys. They're popping up

828
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 9: all over the country in response to President Trump's immigration crackdown.

829
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:20,360
Speaker 9: So organizers have been telling people to skip work, skip school,

830
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 9: even shop, stop shopping as a show of resistance.

831
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 2: We get fired, like can they can they us? So

832
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 2: we get in any kind of trouble for that.

833
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,759
Speaker 8: I think it's probably frowned upon.

834
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,279
Speaker 9: Well, this follows the economic shutdown that they did in Minneapolis,

835
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,880
Speaker 9: where business is closed down to protest ice even in

836
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,239
Speaker 9: that freezing weather.

837
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 8: So I mean yeah, I guess go home.

838
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 9: I don't know.

839
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:44,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, well it's Friday, three day weekend. You get to

840
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,240
Speaker 4: look like even let's just say, for the sake of argument,

841
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 4: you don't care at all about any of that stuff.

842
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,760
Speaker 4: Like what looked like you care about I'm very invest

843
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 4: today exactly. I mean, you care about President's Day? You

844
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 4: like whatever they're going to give you the day, Take.

845
00:39:58,960 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 2: The day, right.

846
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 9: Well, Menace had mentioned this, but a thirty six year

847
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 9: old guy in Minnesota got arrested after he showed up

848
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 9: at the prison where what is it Luigi.

849
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 2: Locked up.

850
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 9: He tried to break him out. The dude showed up

851
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 9: to the prison man Dabroni. He showed up saying he

852
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 9: was an FBI agent and claimed that he had a

853
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:25,400
Speaker 9: court order signed by a judge for mander Joni to

854
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 9: be released. And when prison officials asked to see the

855
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:31,319
Speaker 9: guy's credentials, he showed them his driver's license and then

856
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 9: threw a bunch of documents at them. And then they

857
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 9: looked in the guy's bag and found a barbecue fork

858
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 9: and a pizza cutter, both, by the way, considered weapons

859
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 9: in a prison. So he was arrested on site and

860
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 9: charged with impersonating a federal agent.

861
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 2: Did you see the comments on that story? Free our boy?

862
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:56,399
Speaker 2: The comments? Not one comment about this person who comes

863
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 2: in and tries to, you know, use well to get

864
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 2: to get mister Gibbroni out.

865
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 6: All I can think about is how cool is that

866
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 6: pizza cutter? It was the one of those ones that

867
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 6: are just like, it's in your palm.

868
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 1: Oh I have that?

869
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just roll over a circle. Yeah it doesn't

870
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,879
Speaker 2: have it doesn't have a handle. That pretty cool pizza cutter.

871
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 9: Well Olympic sprinter Shaikari Richardson. She was arrested in Florida

872
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 9: after cops says she was driving more than one hundred

873
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 9: miles an hour and she was a gold medalist from

874
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 9: the twenty twenty four Paris Games. She was booked on

875
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 9: dangerous speeding and it's being held on a five hundred

876
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 9: dollars bond. And that arrest comes just a few years

877
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:36,840
Speaker 9: after her comeback from a THHC suspension that kept her

878
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 9: out of the Tokyo Olympics, which I never understood because

879
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 9: we doesn't know to make you faster, so it's even

880
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 9: more impressive to me.

881
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, you're not enhancer. They still don't. They

882
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:48,320
Speaker 2: still don't encourage it.

883
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:50,400
Speaker 9: Yeah, but like if you won and you were on

884
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 9: like downers, you're a hero even better.

885
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:57,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, you're that good. Exactly is it? Lindsay Vaughn

886
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:01,320
Speaker 2: who just ate it like a week away from the Olympics,

887
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:04,399
Speaker 2: there was just a he's still doing stuff. Yeah, that's

888
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 2: been one of the big stories. Hold on, I think

889
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 2: it was. Yeah, just this morning they were saying, Lindsay

890
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:14,760
Speaker 2: Vaughn stand vine. Yeah, Lindsay Vaughn left limping after crashing

891
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:19,439
Speaker 2: final downhill race before the Olympics. Sucks. Yeah, it sucks.

892
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 2: She was gonna be like one of the big stories

893
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 2: for the downhill just because you know, I don't know

894
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:24,920
Speaker 2: how how old she is now, but I guess as

895
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:28,320
Speaker 2: far she's forty one. Yeah, I guess as Olympic athletes go,

896
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:29,399
Speaker 2: that's kind of ancient. Yeah.

897
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 9: And you're probably not gonna get.

898
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 2: Another bite at that apple. Yeah. She's the one that

899
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 2: was with Tiger Woods, right, Yeah, I believe So wasn't

900
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 2: that tigers chick for a minion?

901
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 9: Well, Federal officials are looking into this incident where a

902
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 9: Waimo self driving car hit a kid near an elementary

903
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,359
Speaker 9: school in Santa Monica, California, and that was during morning

904
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:49,800
Speaker 9: drop off. So authority say the kid ran into the

905
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 9: street from behind a double parked suv and while the

906
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 9: Waimo car did break quickly, it still made contact at

907
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 9: a very low speed and caused a couple of injuries,

908
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 9: but the kid was mostly fine out to the curb

909
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 9: and then the company said it called nine one one,

910
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 9: and the Weymo moved to the side of the road

911
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:07,840
Speaker 9: and stayed there until cops cleared it to leave. And

912
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 9: Weimo says it reported the crash right away and it's

913
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 9: fully cooperating, you know, as they review everything.

914
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,759
Speaker 2: How does how does the Waymo car know it's been

915
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:18,359
Speaker 2: cleared to leave? But I guess are the cops. Are

916
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,359
Speaker 2: the cops on the phone with the Waymo people like, yeah,

917
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 2: I'm sure they can talk through the Weimo Yeah.

918
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:28,760
Speaker 9: People, Yeah, Am I free to go? Officer for your service?

919
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,320
Speaker 2: Am I being entertained? Am I being entertained? Am I

920
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 2: being detained? Your badge?

921
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 14: I wanted a badge number A few pig Yeah, I

922
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 14: stopped trying to stop meeign.

923
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:46,440
Speaker 9: Traveler.

924
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:49,759
Speaker 2: What were you saying, uh the other day?

925
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 4: Oh you were you were telling somebody, and I want

926
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 4: to know if this is true or not. You know,

927
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 4: like certain states, California being one of them, were you're

928
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 4: required to have a front license plate, and a lot

929
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 4: of people go without that and they just wait till

930
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 4: they get pulled over and right give it a ticket

931
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 4: before they start drilling holes in the front and the

932
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 4: knights of the car. The you know, less likely you

933
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:09,719
Speaker 4: are to see somebody with a front plate, right if

934
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 4: you don't want, they don't want to drill out of

935
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 4: the car, right, which which I get. So Greg had

936
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 4: mentioned this person that it's illegal. I'd be interested to

937
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 4: hear from somebody who works in law enforcement. Is it

938
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:26,440
Speaker 4: illegal for a person without a front license plate to

939
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 4: be pulled over and given a ticket simply because they

940
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 4: don't have the front license plate?

941
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 2: Because that's what that's what Greg was telling you.

942
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 7: The most recent car that I bought, they said, hey,

943
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 7: do you want us to drill the holes for the

944
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:40,799
Speaker 7: front license plate? And I said, well, I don't want

945
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 7: you to, but I have to. And they said why

946
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 7: do you have to? I said, because you get pulled

947
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 7: over if you don't have a front license plate. And

948
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 7: according to them, this is not my opinion. According to them.

949
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 7: They said it is no longer legal for a cop

950
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:57,439
Speaker 7: to pull you over simply for not having a plate.

951
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 7: If you're speeding, for example, and you get pulled over

952
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 7: and you don't have the plate on.

953
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 4: Top, they technically said that you were going one mile

954
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 4: over the speed limit then, because you're probably sure, so

955
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 4: it wasn't the only reason.

956
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 2: But that's the point. They said, they can't pull you

957
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 2: over solely.

958
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:15,359
Speaker 4: For not having I don't believe it, but I would

959
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 4: still wait. I would still wait until you got pulled

960
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 4: over for that, rather than drill into the car or

961
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 4: like the.

962
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,840
Speaker 9: Good old days with the paper plates that didn't have

963
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 9: a license number on it. Just like the dealership paper plates.

964
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:30,800
Speaker 9: We get stacks of those and just keep replacing them.

965
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 2: One over so many bridges, Oh, I bet for years.

966
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 9: Well, here's some surprisingly good news. Americans are living longer.

967
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:43,280
Speaker 9: So life expectancy hits seventy nine years old in twenty

968
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 9: twenty four, and that's the highest it's ever been so

969
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:49,759
Speaker 9: just to compare, in twenty twenty one, the expectancy was

970
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 9: about seventy six and a half. And the jump is

971
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 9: mostly thanks to the pandemic easing up. Fewer deaths from

972
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 9: things like heart disease, cancer, drug overdoses. And while the

973
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 9: US still lags behind a lot of other countries when

974
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:03,280
Speaker 9: it comes to this, experts say, the trend is clearly

975
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 9: moving in the right direction, and the numbers suggest that

976
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 9: things will keep improving, so we'll keep getting older and older.

977
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 2: Still for Greg Gory and how many weekends is that

978
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 2: not many? They just made a huge cancer breakthrough. And

979
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,840
Speaker 2: I can't say the word, but the one that's Steve.

980
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 6: Patriotic, Yes, patriot, patriotic, patriotic cancer.

981
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, pancreatic, pancreatic, pincreatic. That's huge.

982
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,319
Speaker 8: Though that's a death sentence. It's been a death sent

983
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 8: They said.

984
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 2: They just made a huge breakthrough on that. That's awesome.

985
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:46,840
Speaker 9: Well, finally, a story about a Philadelphia snowplow driver is

986
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:47,840
Speaker 9: getting a lot of attention.

987
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:49,359
Speaker 8: So it all started when.

988
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:51,840
Speaker 9: He posted a video where it looks like he's deliberately

989
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:53,720
Speaker 9: burying cars on the side.

990
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 8: Of the road and just massive piles of snow.

991
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:58,680
Speaker 9: There's a video of him laughing and yelling things like

992
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:00,720
Speaker 9: if your car looks like this, just go ahead.

993
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 2: Okay. So this is a prime example of a story

994
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 2: that people just saw the headline they read like one

995
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 2: little thing.

996
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 4: They didn't watch the video. They didn't see it. This

997
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 4: guy is getting roasted. And I watched the video. Now

998
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 4: watch the video for yourself, and you could tell me

999
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 4: I'm wrong. Right, This is my interpretation of the video.

1000
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 4: This guy, the weather is terrible. There's a ton of snow.

1001
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 4: He's plowing a city street. Cars are parked along the

1002
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:28,280
Speaker 4: side of the road. They're already, by the way buried.

1003
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 4: I didn't see like one car that wasn't necessarily already

1004
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 4: perfectly buried in snow.

1005
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 2: He's not going out of it.

1006
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 4: You know, some people will drive out of their way

1007
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 4: to hit a puddle just to splash somebody on the

1008
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 4: side of the road.

1009
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 2: Because he wasn't doing that. He was maintaining the lane,

1010
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 2: clearing the lane of the snow. And what does the

1011
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 2: snowplow do. It pushes snow off to the side. It

1012
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 2: doesn't just keep it in front of the snowplow. It

1013
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:52,840
Speaker 2: pushes it off to the side. So where else was

1014
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 2: he supposed to have this snow go? And they're like,

1015
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:57,919
Speaker 2: and he was using inappropriate language.

1016
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:58,799
Speaker 9: And well that was the funny part.

1017
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:01,320
Speaker 2: Now I have a clip here of from the video

1018
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 2: and the guy just like basically saying, oh, man, it's bad,

1019
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 2: stay inside, don't come out. Stay in your house, don't

1020
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 2: come out. He wasn't like ha ha, I'm bearing you.

1021
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 2: He's just out there doing his job. And people, man,

1022
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 2: he's been reprimanded. People want his job. They like, oh,

1023
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 2: do we get a video of him when he's getting fired,

1024
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 2: to see if he's laughing with that same energy. It's like,

1025
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:26,240
Speaker 2: first of all, I don't think this is on your street.

1026
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:28,320
Speaker 2: There is no extra snow next to your car. But

1027
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:29,879
Speaker 2: the guy, the poor guy's doing his job.

1028
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, here's making a video.

1029
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's a clip. Have your car looked like this?

1030
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:34,399
Speaker 1: Just god?

1031
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:35,919
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1032
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 15: Because again the cars were already Like when you said that,

1033
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:42,279
Speaker 15: the cars were already by at least half way up

1034
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 15: the door with snow from other plows coming through and

1035
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 15: and and everything else.

1036
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly right. It wasn't like, oh, he was going

1037
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 2: down the street where everybody had already dug out and

1038
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:54,360
Speaker 2: he was just baring them back in snow. Again, have

1039
00:48:54,480 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 2: your car looked like this, just going begging ouse? Ain't

1040
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:02,560
Speaker 2: no need for you to be outside.

1041
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 4: The Yeah, because the weather is terrible so far, I

1042
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 4: haven't heard anything about. I'm like, what a dick, and

1043
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 4: the perform and after is not that much different. Yeah,

1044
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 4: exactly outside if you yeah, because you're the snowplow.

1045
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 2: If I can't drive, you can't drive because the streets

1046
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 2: are covered in snow. But he is driving.

1047
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:30,840
Speaker 16: Snow plowing, a snowplow, laughing at I got to do

1048
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,919
Speaker 16: my job so that you can go and you can drive,

1049
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 16: and like in other words, you're not out here unless

1050
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 16: I'm out here doing this job.

1051
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 8: But they can't because their cars are buried.

1052
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 4: Well, you got to come out and whatever. You still

1053
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:45,239
Speaker 4: have to dig your car out after it snows and

1054
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:46,880
Speaker 4: the plow comes and then people with bitch and the

1055
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:47,839
Speaker 4: plow didn't come through.

1056
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 2: That's unclear. Video. Where's the snow? Where is where is

1057
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:52,759
Speaker 2: the snow supposed to go?

1058
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 8: Well, it's like everything else. It's the video that pisses.

1059
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:57,879
Speaker 2: Why is this video being Made's my question?

1060
00:49:58,719 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 15: Who knows?

1061
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 2: Start drop snow? He's saying, dude, check out the snow.

1062
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 2: It's bad out here. Stay in your houses, don't come

1063
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 2: out here. I gotta do my job so that you

1064
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:11,439
Speaker 2: can come out here and you can drive. You can't

1065
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 2: drive into unless I can drive. I don't. I don't

1066
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:20,359
Speaker 2: see the problem here. You get fine, heavy snow days nice.

1067
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 2: You don't need to go nowhere. You don't need to

1068
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:29,320
Speaker 2: go nowhere. Stay home. Sounds awesome to me. Sounds awesome.

1069
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:31,880
Speaker 2: I got no problem with this, dude. Or sprinkle some

1070
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,840
Speaker 2: salt like Christopher.

1071
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 4: So yeah, getting through a Friday and into the weekend,

1072
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:53,720
Speaker 4: get to get chill, get lasers on the couch.

1073
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I could go for a I can go

1074
00:50:58,719 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 2: for another massage.

1075
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 4: Gina was surprised that I that I stopped at you know,

1076
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:07,319
Speaker 4: the places at the airport where they do like the chair.

1077
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 2: Massage and stuff. Why was that so surprising.

1078
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:10,360
Speaker 9: I don't know.

1079
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:13,240
Speaker 8: It's just you always find them and like we're.

1080
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 9: Walking together with our stuff and you just peel off

1081
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:15,479
Speaker 9: and you're.

1082
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 2: Like later, dog, yeah, you guys, there it goes. Because

1083
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 2: we had like forty five minutes before before we even boarded.

1084
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 9: I've really known anyone to ever use them, not, let

1085
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 9: alone use them every single way place we go.

1086
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 2: Oh, now you know they like hot oil or something. No, No,

1087
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:34,279
Speaker 2: it's just it's the chair. One r the chair. You

1088
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:37,400
Speaker 2: don't lean forward just like it's a No, it's just

1089
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 2: a back, shoulders, neck, twenty minutes, yeah, twenty minute, then

1090
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 2: you get whatever they did be like ten twenty through.

1091
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 2: I think it's the intervals of ten minutes lowers.

1092
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:47,840
Speaker 8: Did they do like the choppy kind like the.

1093
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:50,360
Speaker 2: Usually that's the very usually it's like the very end.

1094
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 2: That's not like if they were doing that right in

1095
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 2: the middle of a massage, like that's that's weak. Yeah.

1096
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like I look, I don't care. You see

1097
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 4: them with the mall. You see like the the Chinese

1098
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 4: guys at.

1099
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:04,360
Speaker 2: The mall, Like, I don't, let's go about it. I

1100
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 2: always see people at the airport one. Yeah, it's always right,

1101
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 2: like dude, right before you get on a flight.

1102
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 9: I mean, it's a good idea. I've you've never seen

1103
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 9: anyone do it.

1104
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:13,840
Speaker 4: The one that's weird is when you see the the

1105
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 4: in the in the airport chiropractors. You've seen those.

1106
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 2: They're in the Vegas airport. I know, yeah, I know,

1107
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,080
Speaker 2: the Vegas Airport's got them. I've seen a couple of

1108
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 2: different places. I forget what it's called. It's like acause

1109
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:31,880
Speaker 2: they have they have it. What course they're not hiding it.

1110
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:33,279
Speaker 2: It's right in the middle of the air well.

1111
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 12: I think in general, what the chiropractors do maybe not

1112
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 12: be legal. You're right, Gina, but yeah, this is correct. Wow,

1113
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 12: I forget what it's called. And again I've never I've

1114
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:45,640
Speaker 12: never gone to the chirop It's called chiroport.

1115
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:50,799
Speaker 2: Is what it's called. No necessary, you know, because it's

1116
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:54,239
Speaker 2: such a in depth medical science. Yeah, how would you

1117
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 2: make an appointment? Like, all right, I'm planning, I'd be

1118
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 2: a sixteen on Friday at this time. I like to

1119
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 2: an appointment, an adjustment. Yeah, I could be misremembering, but

1120
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 2: I for sure the only place I've seen it is Vegas,

1121
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 2: but maybe Dallas. It's got Atlanta, Dallas, Houston, Las Vegas,

1122
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:12,840
Speaker 2: and Mineapolis.

1123
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:16,400
Speaker 4: At the Dallas airport that I thought was cool is

1124
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 4: I had like a massive delay where I was gonna

1125
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:22,840
Speaker 4: be at the airport for like ten hours and I

1126
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:26,759
Speaker 4: ended up like leaving, going to the other airport and

1127
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:29,600
Speaker 4: getting a flight out of the air But I looked

1128
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 4: into there's a thing right in the terminal you can

1129
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:36,279
Speaker 4: basically rent napping rooms. And it's a it's a little tiny,

1130
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 4: almost like a little studio kind of thing where there's

1131
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:42,320
Speaker 4: there's a bed in there, there's a desk, a TV

1132
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:45,240
Speaker 4: and then like a chair like almost like a recliner

1133
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 4: chair and you just going there and you could chill.

1134
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:50,400
Speaker 2: You can get work done. It's got Wi Fi. You

1135
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:52,880
Speaker 2: can you can you know if you have like a

1136
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:56,759
Speaker 2: you know, furs about Dallas Fort Worth or love no

1137
00:53:57,040 --> 00:54:00,480
Speaker 2: Dallas Fort Worth. It's inside the airport, uh, in the

1138
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 2: American Airlines terminal and you can you can just go

1139
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:05,880
Speaker 2: in there. You can do by you know, two hours,

1140
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:07,759
Speaker 2: five hours, you can do half the day.

1141
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:09,800
Speaker 9: I wonder if people have ever rented it, like overnights

1142
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:10,680
Speaker 9: they're getting a hotel.

1143
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 2: There is there is a limit. Okay, there's a limit.

1144
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 2: I think it's just for you know, you have a

1145
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:17,799
Speaker 2: flight that gets in but your next fight. Yeah, say

1146
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:20,200
Speaker 2: your flight lands at midnight. Yeah, but your next flight's

1147
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,400
Speaker 2: not till like five in the morning, six in the morning.

1148
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:24,759
Speaker 4: That's a great idea, Yeah, like to kill time and

1149
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 4: everything else is closed in eternal that's I would do that.

1150
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,319
Speaker 8: Those breastfeeding pods just hang out in there.

1151
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:35,759
Speaker 2: That but Dallas for Worth food options terrible? Is that right? Love? Yeah,

1152
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 2: Love is way better. Listen are you listening Dallas for

1153
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,840
Speaker 2: Worth Airports? And that your food game up? And we

1154
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,560
Speaker 2: we are some of the first people to experience the

1155
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:53,400
Speaker 2: assigned seating on Southwest wonderful. Now, there were some confusion.

1156
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:56,920
Speaker 4: Because people in typical Southwest fashion, like let's say you

1157
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,800
Speaker 4: had seats in the back of the plane, and everybody

1158
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:03,600
Speaker 4: does want to check a bag, right, so they get

1159
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 4: on the plane and even though their seat is in

1160
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 4: the back, they put their suitcase in the overhead compartments

1161
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:11,600
Speaker 4: toward the seats in the front.

1162
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:14,879
Speaker 2: It could screw you if you're sitting there. I took

1163
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 2: a spot, so now when I was in row four,

1164
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:22,160
Speaker 2: there are no overhead spots. So all the people that

1165
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,279
Speaker 2: were sitting in my area who are now getting on board,

1166
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 2: there was no place to put a back and so

1167
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:28,000
Speaker 2: they're like, yeah, you're gonna have to put your bags

1168
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 2: further back. So then when you land, you have to

1169
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:32,080
Speaker 2: wait for the entire plane to get off the So

1170
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 2: there was it was a cluster f The other thing

1171
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 2: is we had assigned seats and people still lined up

1172
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:39,440
Speaker 2: like children.

1173
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:42,799
Speaker 4: Because they said, well, this is only the second day

1174
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:45,080
Speaker 4: of this, ladies and gentlemen, we're still trying to work

1175
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:48,440
Speaker 4: the kinks out. I'm like, every other airline does this,

1176
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:52,279
Speaker 4: but unless you've only flown Southwest. You've never been on

1177
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 4: a plane otherwise, I don't understand, Like, what's what's to

1178
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:59,000
Speaker 4: figure out? Yeah, Also, the overhead compartments above your row

1179
00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:01,879
Speaker 4: are where your bag not up front, and they made

1180
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:02,360
Speaker 4: it confusing.

1181
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 9: They made it very clear before we got on, like okay,

1182
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:07,640
Speaker 9: we need eight volunteers to give up their bag. Okay,

1183
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:10,160
Speaker 9: we need seven volunteers. Okay, we need one volunteer. And

1184
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,120
Speaker 9: they didn't get that volunteer. So they said, whoever the

1185
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:14,080
Speaker 9: last person on the plane is is going to have

1186
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 9: to give their bag. Well, I was like the eighth

1187
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 9: to last, and I was texting you guys. I was like, yes,

1188
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,239
Speaker 9: I don't to give my bag, and then like the

1189
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:22,880
Speaker 9: last thirty people had to get up their bags. I

1190
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 9: got so screwed.

1191
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 4: Well, it never used to be a problem on Southwest.

1192
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:28,200
Speaker 4: There was always plenty of overhead space because they were

1193
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 4: the one airline that didn't charge to check bags. And

1194
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 4: then they started checking bags, you know, charging to check

1195
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:36,399
Speaker 4: your bag like every other airline does, and now now

1196
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:38,000
Speaker 4: they really are every other airline.

1197
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:42,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was mid h It's kind even good. If

1198
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:44,040
Speaker 2: people knew not to line up.

1199
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,240
Speaker 4: They will work the kinks out but I don't understand

1200
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:48,920
Speaker 4: like that didn't necessarily affect you, because no, but you

1201
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:50,800
Speaker 4: don't have to line up, like if you if you

1202
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 4: just stayed in your seat at the terminal and you

1203
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:54,880
Speaker 4: waited for them to call your group number, then you

1204
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 4: could just get up and get on the plane.

1205
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:58,000
Speaker 8: I was knitting scarves to the last minute.

1206
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it could affect your overhead space though, if you

1207
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:03,719
Speaker 2: didn't line up and you just kind of wave. People

1208
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:06,640
Speaker 2: are doing it because they know when you get on

1209
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 2: that plane.

1210
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 9: I was in a row with a woman who I

1211
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 9: really did think they were gonna have ask her to

1212
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 9: have to get to seat.

1213
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:18,959
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Sea Bess, check this out. Paint the picture, Gina.

1214
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,960
Speaker 4: I didn't see this woman, but Gina described her to us.

1215
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 8: You know, no, no shade, it just it was what

1216
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:27,720
Speaker 8: it was. I'm getting I'm going to my row, and I.

1217
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:31,440
Speaker 2: See she cast a lot of shape. I got a

1218
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:32,880
Speaker 2: clip right, Okay.

1219
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:37,240
Speaker 9: I'm getting to my row and this is just incredibly

1220
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:41,440
Speaker 9: incredibly large woman who they say if you can't put

1221
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:43,440
Speaker 9: your armrest down, then you have to get two seats.

1222
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:45,920
Speaker 8: I think her arm rest was up. She was in

1223
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,800
Speaker 8: a big sweatsuit, had a big.

1224
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:51,680
Speaker 9: Fluffy blanket over her, and on top of that in

1225
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:57,680
Speaker 9: her lap was this overflowing double styrofoam container piled with

1226
00:57:57,880 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 9: Chinese food.

1227
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:04,160
Speaker 2: This is the person that sea bass. I mean, yeah,

1228
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:05,320
Speaker 2: I was. I was on her side.

1229
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:07,200
Speaker 12: She at least she's covered up her the mess that

1230
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:10,040
Speaker 12: she is. But now that she's throwing the Chinese feet

1231
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:13,200
Speaker 12: on top, it was if you're.

1232
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:16,280
Speaker 2: Already bulky, why a bulky blanket on top of that ball?

1233
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 15: My question?

1234
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:18,920
Speaker 4: And then of course, like you know, Chinese food as

1235
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,040
Speaker 4: much as I love it, like people do complain about

1236
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 4: the smell.

1237
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:22,040
Speaker 1: Child.

1238
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:24,200
Speaker 9: And then there was a dude that sat in the

1239
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:27,120
Speaker 9: middle between she and I. So he had I mean,

1240
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:29,600
Speaker 9: he had nowhere to go except on my side. So

1241
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 9: I'm just on the aisle like trying not to fall out.

1242
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:33,640
Speaker 2: Just sat on his lap.

1243
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:37,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, well they started. I think there might have been

1244
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 8: a love connection.

1245
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 7: I walked off the plane right directly behind that woman

1246
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:44,320
Speaker 7: and her hips were touching the seats.

1247
00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:47,040
Speaker 8: She was saying, I was surprised it was.

1248
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:50,760
Speaker 7: She was like from hip to hip was I would say,

1249
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:53,960
Speaker 7: three feet wide? Well maybe, and if you dare say

1250
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 7: a word, you're a bad guy.

1251
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:58,960
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, here she is imposing her will on everyone.

1252
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:04,320
Speaker 4: Else on Gina, Yeah, well, good luck with the Southwest thing.

1253
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:06,959
Speaker 4: They'll eventually figure it out. Figure out numbers.

1254
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 2: Eight seven, seven forty four. What he text us over

1255
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:11,320
Speaker 2: to two two nine eighty seven? We got some more

1256
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:14,040
Speaker 2: what show for you next time out? I'm not wearing

1257
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:17,240
Speaker 2: a helmet. It's not gonna wear a helmet, Like, straight up,

1258
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 2: you guys are idiots. The Woody Show show into another

1259
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 2: new hour. Deane sets it to me, training for a

1260
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:34,680
Speaker 2: politically correct world. You got the failed stories coming up

1261
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 2: for you this hour and a game it came up.

1262
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:40,680
Speaker 2: I forget what we were talking about. And then, uh,

1263
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 2: Gina and Greg they've been they've been working on this,

1264
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:45,480
Speaker 2: and I think you and Sammy, you guys have it

1265
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 2: all figured out how it's gonna work. So I'm gonna

1266
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:49,080
Speaker 2: really kind of lean on you guys to tell me

1267
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 2: how this works.

1268
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 7: I believe the origin story was Seabas saying something about

1269
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:58,600
Speaker 7: was it psychopaths or something that you can name things.

1270
00:59:58,360 --> 00:59:59,520
Speaker 2: That start with a letter.

1271
00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:02,560
Speaker 12: It's it's it's how that the people for years now

1272
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:05,160
Speaker 12: been saying, oh, actually, people who cuss more are smarter.

1273
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:07,240
Speaker 12: And I looked at the study that that was based

1274
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:09,200
Speaker 12: on and it said nothing of the sort. It was

1275
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:10,959
Speaker 12: a It was a It was a test that said,

1276
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:13,480
Speaker 12: if I give you a letter, let's say, f how

1277
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:15,000
Speaker 12: many words can you can you name?

1278
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:15,400
Speaker 2: How many?

1279
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:15,960
Speaker 1: Uh?

1280
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:18,120
Speaker 2: Then how many specific words? How many cuss words can

1281
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 2: you name? It?

1282
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:22,160
Speaker 12: And it backwards said, well, smart people can name more words,

1283
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:24,200
Speaker 12: therefore they can cuss more, or do customer.

1284
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:24,960
Speaker 2: It was that's what.

1285
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1286
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:26,680
Speaker 2: The idea was, I'll give you a letter, give me

1287
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:27,640
Speaker 2: some give me some words.

1288
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:31,520
Speaker 7: So Sammy's gonna just pick the letter for us at

1289
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 7: random with it before she knows what the top, what

1290
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:35,480
Speaker 7: the topic is.

1291
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 2: So can I want to start with menace? Then yeah, okay,

1292
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:42,720
Speaker 2: I understand what's happening. So yeah.

1293
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:45,280
Speaker 4: So like in other words, there'll be a topic okay,

1294
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:49,959
Speaker 4: so whatever, and then Sammy will assign a letter okay, okay,

1295
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,320
Speaker 4: and then you have to name however many you can

1296
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:54,120
Speaker 4: in a certain amount of what we're gonna do, like

1297
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:54,720
Speaker 4: a certain.

1298
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:56,760
Speaker 2: Amount of time. What do you think?

1299
01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:57,360
Speaker 1: Sure?

1300
01:00:57,560 --> 01:01:01,919
Speaker 2: Yeah? Five? Okay? Yeah? All right? Oh that that short?

1301
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:05,280
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean that's maybe maybe thirty thirty okay, yeah,

1302
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:07,520
Speaker 9: oh wow, that does seem long though.

1303
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:09,920
Speaker 2: Let's get the difference. I don't know I think I

1304
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:13,280
Speaker 2: think we start with thirty see, okay, it's the virgin

1305
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:17,040
Speaker 2: launch of the game, because you know, like when when

1306
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:20,160
Speaker 2: somebody asks you something and when you're under that pressure,

1307
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:22,360
Speaker 2: it's right on the tip of your tonguetally. Yeah, that's

1308
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:24,720
Speaker 2: what me said. I don't do well in the pressure.

1309
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:28,880
Speaker 2: Thirty seconds feels like three seconds. Okay, that's that's fair. Yeah.

1310
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:30,960
Speaker 2: I think we should get the letter first.

1311
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 8: And then I'll give the topic.

1312
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:34,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so Sammy, what is the first The first

1313
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:41,760
Speaker 2: letter is r oh okay, but hard hard are.

1314
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:47,160
Speaker 8: Alright, and the topic is things you shouldn't swallow?

1315
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:54,840
Speaker 4: Okay, things you shouldn't swallow, and you have thirty seconds, okay, alight, Yeah,

1316
01:01:54,960 --> 01:02:06,600
Speaker 4: all right, go razors, radishes, rails, oh, range rovers, uh.

1317
01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:26,320
Speaker 2: Rabbits uh oh, rectangles, raccoons uh uh, rowing boats, uh roofs.

1318
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:41,040
Speaker 17: Uh rifles sure uh rulers don't do that? Okay, eleven guesses,

1319
01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:42,040
Speaker 17: but yeah, I know.

1320
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:48,400
Speaker 2: But like, okay, so rectangles. Yeah, we're figuring this out

1321
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:53,240
Speaker 2: all along. So we're doing a lot. So do we

1322
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:54,240
Speaker 2: go ahead?

1323
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:57,040
Speaker 12: Do we throw any of those out? I say no,

1324
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:59,280
Speaker 12: I think all of those works because otherwise it's just

1325
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:00,320
Speaker 12: list a list stuff.

1326
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 2: You know, our words essentially. Yeah, I think you could say, well, radishes, but.

1327
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:08,440
Speaker 12: Yeah, you shouldn't swallow a whole radish for a whole rabbit, right,

1328
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:10,440
Speaker 12: So I think I think none of those are disqualified.

1329
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:13,200
Speaker 8: You think Ray Drover counts, I would say, so, yeah,

1330
01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:14,240
Speaker 8: why do you want to swallow?

1331
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:14,560
Speaker 3: Then?

1332
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:18,000
Speaker 9: Don't you think it's you don't have to be plausible though?

1333
01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:20,800
Speaker 2: Well, that's that's the thing. It's plausible. I know, guy

1334
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:24,680
Speaker 2: who's in the car. Actually, maybe this guy is a

1335
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:27,960
Speaker 2: whole blame. So maybe maybe in that particular case, it

1336
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:31,720
Speaker 2: was just the topic that was too generous. Road. You

1337
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:37,440
Speaker 2: could pretty much just name anything. Yeah, right, you see

1338
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:39,040
Speaker 2: what I'm saying that anything?

1339
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:40,840
Speaker 8: Well, okay, let's get more specific.

1340
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:43,919
Speaker 2: Yeah. And do we think thirty seconds is too long?

1341
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,000
Speaker 8: I think twenty seconds?

1342
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:49,280
Speaker 2: Okay, you want to go with twenty seconds? All right? Sammy,

1343
01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:53,000
Speaker 2: give us another letter? All right? Am I doing it again? No?

1344
01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:58,040
Speaker 2: The letter is D D and Greg gore you you

1345
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:01,280
Speaker 2: tried this one boy? All right? So Greg, the letter

1346
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:03,280
Speaker 2: is D and the topic.

1347
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:05,000
Speaker 8: Is brands of alcohol.

1348
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:11,320
Speaker 2: Alcohol. Come on, Greg, god d ready alcohol and twenty

1349
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:15,200
Speaker 2: seconds ago? Doers? I believe doers?

1350
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:15,680
Speaker 12: Uh?

1351
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:29,680
Speaker 2: Water dram booie, oh kinds of alcohol, let's say, okay, doers,

1352
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:41,280
Speaker 2: I got one right on the you do yeah, Jack Daniels, uh.

1353
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:46,880
Speaker 8: Uh oh my god, the kinds of alcohol?

1354
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:54,479
Speaker 2: Alright, there you go. I thought of that was okay,

1355
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:58,600
Speaker 2: what a dach recap. Yeah, I'm way better at this

1356
01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:05,320
Speaker 2: game than don't mass. All right, Sammy, give us another

1357
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:11,240
Speaker 2: letter a N N as in Nancy. Yes, okay, and Sammy,

1358
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:13,240
Speaker 2: you're gonna be the one that gets so oh okay,

1359
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:17,520
Speaker 2: all right, here we go, And I'm sorry everybody. I

1360
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:19,560
Speaker 2: know you're like, wait a minute, this timer seems really weird.

1361
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:22,200
Speaker 2: But uh my time's acting up and it kept like

1362
01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:26,080
Speaker 2: restarting so weird. Are you ready? Yes, the letter N

1363
01:05:26,240 --> 01:05:27,080
Speaker 2: and the topic is.

1364
01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:29,920
Speaker 8: Things people only google in private?

1365
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:36,520
Speaker 2: Oh, the letter N and things that people only google

1366
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:39,880
Speaker 2: in private? Are we ready? Yes? Go?

1367
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:45,800
Speaker 8: Nipples naked?

1368
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:57,920
Speaker 2: Ah, dang, this is hard. There's another one there, ud okay?

1369
01:05:58,760 --> 01:05:59,280
Speaker 9: Or nudity?

1370
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:01,200
Speaker 2: Is that the same thing would do the same thing

1371
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:11,800
Speaker 2: as different words to google? I guess nine thirty All right, Replia,

1372
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:20,200
Speaker 2: I did not think of that? Why that publicly? It's

1373
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:23,720
Speaker 2: the word? I guess what were you thinking of? Minutes?

1374
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:26,920
Speaker 2: You said you had another one. No, it was nude. Okay,

1375
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:29,640
Speaker 2: but if you said naked, well yeah, but it's a

1376
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:32,640
Speaker 2: different one. Another word. I think you could say naked

1377
01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:34,200
Speaker 2: and nude but not new to new to tea.

1378
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:37,200
Speaker 9: Okay, that's fair, all right?

1379
01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:45,160
Speaker 2: Uh Sammy, another letter place C C se Bass. Yeah,

1380
01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:47,680
Speaker 2: you will be the next one up and the letter game.

1381
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:51,880
Speaker 8: Here we go se Bass. Your category is things that

1382
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,360
Speaker 8: could be used as a lube.

1383
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:57,920
Speaker 2: Okay, the letter is see things that could be used

1384
01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:01,440
Speaker 2: as a lube. Are you ready? I am? Here we go?

1385
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:07,240
Speaker 12: Well, cream of course, cream collagen, that's yeah, okay, sure

1386
01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:09,000
Speaker 12: it could be crap.

1387
01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:22,200
Speaker 2: Videos yea colostrum. Also could be yeh colostrum.

1388
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:34,000
Speaker 12: Okay, I'm gonna see word juice Yeah yeah, assists because you.

1389
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:44,160
Speaker 2: Know what, good job though, Regina? Wrong, Yeah, that's a

1390
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:48,560
Speaker 2: lost room. That's good time all the time. Already darn

1391
01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:54,200
Speaker 2: somebody advertising? What how about you? Yeah, like I was

1392
01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:57,920
Speaker 2: thinking of the one that he said juice for. Do

1393
01:07:58,000 --> 01:07:58,480
Speaker 2: you want to play?

1394
01:07:58,760 --> 01:07:59,360
Speaker 9: What are you're up?

1395
01:07:59,600 --> 01:07:59,720
Speaker 1: Oh?

1396
01:07:59,760 --> 01:07:59,920
Speaker 12: Yeah?

1397
01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:02,960
Speaker 2: All right then and then Gina gets to go to

1398
01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:06,440
Speaker 2: all right, I didn't have to, all right, Sammy, pick

1399
01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:13,720
Speaker 2: a letter. Okay, your letter is S. S. Okay, alright, topic.

1400
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:16,080
Speaker 8: Your topic is bodily functions.

1401
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:28,080
Speaker 2: All right, Okay, here we go. Ishing, yeah, all right, right, spitting, yeah, uh, secreting, good.

1402
01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:32,760
Speaker 8: One, good one, all right, there's a good one.

1403
01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:40,680
Speaker 2: There is h No, that's about the bodily showering. But

1404
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:46,040
Speaker 2: now it's not a oh man, easy one. Stop saying that,

1405
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:48,400
Speaker 2: because then you're putting more pressure on it. It's so easy.

1406
01:08:48,439 --> 01:08:53,360
Speaker 2: What's wrong with you? I can't think of another one.

1407
01:08:53,439 --> 01:08:55,040
Speaker 2: My time's up. What's the other one?

1408
01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:55,599
Speaker 9: Sweating?

1409
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:59,120
Speaker 2: Sweating? I was gonna say, sucking?

1410
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:02,880
Speaker 8: Say salivating, that's a good one.

1411
01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:09,679
Speaker 2: These are okay, smelling technically yeah yeah, tough, salivating, Yeah,

1412
01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:16,640
Speaker 2: that's tough. Sneezing, all right, Gina grad you're up the

1413
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:22,120
Speaker 2: letter game, Sammy, pick a letter. Your letter is k okay, hey,

1414
01:09:22,920 --> 01:09:24,320
Speaker 2: we look over the list of ones that we have

1415
01:09:24,479 --> 01:09:33,600
Speaker 2: not done. Yes, okay, all right, really, k okay, all right,

1416
01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:38,160
Speaker 2: here we go, Sammy. Things that could be used as

1417
01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:42,559
Speaker 2: sex toys? Back to this? Okay, what do you mean?

1418
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:48,479
Speaker 2: Back to this? Loube, No, I don't know it's related.

1419
01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:50,280
Speaker 2: So now I'm just looking.

1420
01:09:50,280 --> 01:09:52,280
Speaker 4: I'm looking at the list that you guys came up with.

1421
01:09:52,360 --> 01:09:54,720
Speaker 4: I'm trying to find that we hadn't done yet. All right, well,

1422
01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:55,320
Speaker 4: which one.

1423
01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:55,639
Speaker 12: Do you think?

1424
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:57,479
Speaker 2: Do you want? Things that could used as sex toys

1425
01:09:57,640 --> 01:09:59,200
Speaker 2: or things people hate to admit?

1426
01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:01,720
Speaker 8: I don't care.

1427
01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:07,360
Speaker 2: How about sex? I don't know. Pick one, greg the

1428
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:08,719
Speaker 2: thing people hate to admit?

1429
01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:12,240
Speaker 4: All right, Things that people hate to admit, beginning with

1430
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:15,439
Speaker 4: a letter K, Gina grad here we go when you're ready.

1431
01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:25,960
Speaker 9: Okay, killing animals, I don't know, killing, not me, but knitting,

1432
01:10:32,120 --> 01:10:35,800
Speaker 9: kangaroo hunting's killing?

1433
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:36,880
Speaker 14: Killing?

1434
01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:39,920
Speaker 3: Uh uh.

1435
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:45,040
Speaker 2: Kit cat joeing, what.

1436
01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:52,720
Speaker 9: Kind of.

1437
01:10:58,160 --> 01:10:58,559
Speaker 2: Right there?

1438
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:01,439
Speaker 8: It is corn holding?

1439
01:11:02,080 --> 01:11:07,280
Speaker 2: Okay, alright, times about cooking. That's it is about. I

1440
01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:16,719
Speaker 2: got one. Kidnapping, the hate I'm a kidnapper sea bass.

1441
01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:19,160
Speaker 2: Do you think of any other ones for for th

1442
01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:22,160
Speaker 2: k words? Yeah, okay, things that people hate to admit

1443
01:11:22,960 --> 01:11:35,920
Speaker 2: knowing say, caloric intang, pond bar over eating. Yeah K

1444
01:11:36,160 --> 01:11:40,400
Speaker 2: is a tough one. Yeah that not cool? Okay, is

1445
01:11:40,439 --> 01:11:45,320
Speaker 2: a tough draw. One more, one more letter, one more letter,

1446
01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:49,040
Speaker 2: sammy l L. All right, so this will be a

1447
01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:49,759
Speaker 2: group effort.

1448
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:52,639
Speaker 4: Everybody gets to throw in whatever they got and see

1449
01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:55,439
Speaker 4: how many we can come up with, like legit ones.

1450
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:59,559
Speaker 9: Well, how broad can the topic be if we're all

1451
01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:01,240
Speaker 9: going to play, we should probably do some kind of

1452
01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:01,720
Speaker 9: broad right.

1453
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:03,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I think I had one. We're going

1454
01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:05,120
Speaker 2: to use the other one that we didn't use. Things

1455
01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:08,599
Speaker 2: that could be used as sex toys? Perfect? Yeah, great? Perfect?

1456
01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:13,120
Speaker 2: Would you say the letter was L L L? All right,

1457
01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:16,639
Speaker 2: so everybody gets to chime in on this one. Letters

1458
01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:19,840
Speaker 2: L things that can be used as sex toys. Thirty

1459
01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:28,280
Speaker 2: seconds go, lingerie, lounge, chair, light bulb, leg that is prosthetic,

1460
01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:33,240
Speaker 2: a lemon, oh yes, liquor bottle, liquor.

1461
01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:41,560
Speaker 9: Yeah, licorice, rope oh yeah, loin.

1462
01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:59,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's lingerie. You said, lipstick, lipstick, yeah, lighter, lighter yeah,

1463
01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:04,599
Speaker 2: especially those big long stick ones. Yeah, lemon, peel god,

1464
01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:07,040
Speaker 2: a lantern al.

1465
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:09,120
Speaker 4: That was?

1466
01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:10,240
Speaker 2: That was That was a tough one.

1467
01:13:10,320 --> 01:13:10,639
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1468
01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:15,520
Speaker 2: Oh, I dude, I was at a strip club once. Lollipop.

1469
01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:24,519
Speaker 2: That's true? All right, well get it. Yeah, we got

1470
01:13:24,560 --> 01:13:29,400
Speaker 2: through it. We experimented. Yeah, that's the that's the letter game, guys. Yeah,

1471
01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:31,360
Speaker 2: all right, we guys get quick break. We got the

1472
01:13:31,400 --> 01:13:33,519
Speaker 2: Friday fail stories. Although that could have been the first

1473
01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:43,760
Speaker 2: one of the week for sure. It is Friday. We're

1474
01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:46,400
Speaker 2: getting through the morning and we're getting into the weekend

1475
01:13:46,479 --> 01:13:49,880
Speaker 2: as quickly as we can. I'll look for your Friday

1476
01:13:49,960 --> 01:13:53,040
Speaker 2: check ins on the texts over to two to nine

1477
01:13:53,400 --> 01:13:56,120
Speaker 2: eight seven. Speak, sure, you include your name, You tell

1478
01:13:56,200 --> 01:13:57,880
Speaker 2: us who you are, and then where around town. You're

1479
01:13:57,920 --> 01:14:00,320
Speaker 2: listening to the Woodie Show and he kind of hading

1480
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:03,080
Speaker 2: weekend plan that you got. Let us know about that

1481
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:06,640
Speaker 2: anything anyone like have us mentioned, Just include it with

1482
01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:09,280
Speaker 2: your info for your Friday check in over to two

1483
01:14:09,439 --> 01:14:13,200
Speaker 2: two nine eight seven. And ladies and gentlemen, it is Friday,

1484
01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:17,440
Speaker 2: which means we've got a round of the Friday fail stories,

1485
01:15:00,160 --> 01:15:05,240
Speaker 2: The Noise and girls his time for your funny fill

1486
01:15:08,360 --> 01:15:10,720
Speaker 2: all those people thoughts they had the perfect plan, the

1487
01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:12,640
Speaker 2: planet could never go wrong with it. Somewhere along the

1488
01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:15,080
Speaker 2: line that went from being a great idea to one

1489
01:15:15,240 --> 01:15:34,120
Speaker 2: big stink in mega uber ultra. All right, okay, all right,

1490
01:15:34,360 --> 01:15:37,320
Speaker 2: good Jumping right into the fail story is this one

1491
01:15:37,360 --> 01:15:39,360
Speaker 2: from Florida. Thirty two year old fella he was.

1492
01:15:39,360 --> 01:15:42,719
Speaker 4: Feeling all romantic, decided to buy a bouquet of flowers

1493
01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:45,840
Speaker 4: and some chocolates for one of his favorite performers down.

1494
01:15:45,720 --> 01:15:47,400
Speaker 2: At the local strip club, Oh Noise.

1495
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:50,000
Speaker 4: So he goes down to the club he gives the

1496
01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:52,080
Speaker 4: chick the flowers and the chocolates, and then he sat

1497
01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:54,720
Speaker 4: at the bar and he had some drinks and then

1498
01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:57,719
Speaker 4: the cops showed up. According to the report, the flowers

1499
01:15:57,720 --> 01:15:59,639
Speaker 4: and the chocolates cost him about two hundred and eighty

1500
01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:03,280
Speaker 4: eight and he did pay for them, but he did

1501
01:16:03,360 --> 01:16:07,920
Speaker 4: so with counterfeit funny money. The bills had the words

1502
01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:11,160
Speaker 4: replica and to be used for motion pictures only, I

1503
01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:13,479
Speaker 4: mean printed right on them, not legal tender.

1504
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:15,800
Speaker 2: Now that is the same money that he also tried

1505
01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:18,400
Speaker 2: to pay his bar tab with there at the strip club.

1506
01:16:19,320 --> 01:16:21,679
Speaker 4: So in the process of him, you know, being placed

1507
01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:24,040
Speaker 4: under arrest, they searched him. They found another four hundred

1508
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:26,560
Speaker 4: bucks in the counterfeit bills, along with some cocaine and

1509
01:16:26,720 --> 01:16:28,320
Speaker 4: some metal, and.

1510
01:16:28,640 --> 01:16:34,360
Speaker 2: Off to fail jail. He failed the ass It's amazing

1511
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:36,920
Speaker 2: how many people try to pull that with that that

1512
01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:37,719
Speaker 2: movie money.

1513
01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:40,519
Speaker 8: Yeah, right, but is it easy? I mean, you just

1514
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:42,439
Speaker 8: look at the light and you can kind of see.

1515
01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:45,639
Speaker 6: Well also, I mean look, I mean something down the hall,

1516
01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:48,559
Speaker 6: like as a joke, like has it hanging from the ceiling,

1517
01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:52,000
Speaker 6: and he get really close to it and it still

1518
01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:52,800
Speaker 6: looks real.

1519
01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:56,720
Speaker 4: You movies, did you guys fail it things like that.

1520
01:16:57,080 --> 01:16:58,680
Speaker 4: I was in the line of the chick fl A

1521
01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:00,719
Speaker 4: drive throughout think I told you some paid with cash

1522
01:17:00,760 --> 01:17:02,599
Speaker 4: in front of me. And you know they stand outside

1523
01:17:02,640 --> 01:17:05,800
Speaker 4: the chickilay drive through people and they had this little

1524
01:17:06,240 --> 01:17:09,320
Speaker 4: device right there in the little median where they keep

1525
01:17:09,360 --> 01:17:11,200
Speaker 4: their stuff, and they fed it through there. You know,

1526
01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:13,840
Speaker 4: people used to like seed checks, ye right, to check

1527
01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:15,519
Speaker 4: to see if the if thee was legit or not.

1528
01:17:15,640 --> 01:17:18,240
Speaker 9: Yeah, but it was for cash or there's just that

1529
01:17:18,280 --> 01:17:21,320
Speaker 9: little pen that you you know, that's not what they

1530
01:17:21,320 --> 01:17:22,600
Speaker 9: were using technology.

1531
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:26,599
Speaker 4: This next one happened at the Detroit Metro Airport, where

1532
01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:29,640
Speaker 4: a car drove the front entrance of the terminal and

1533
01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:34,000
Speaker 4: right into the Delta Airlines ticket counter. The employees they

1534
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:35,600
Speaker 4: were just you know, having a nice day, having a

1535
01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:38,240
Speaker 4: good day working behind the counter, having a nice day.

1536
01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:41,240
Speaker 2: All of a sudden boom, car right in their laps.

1537
01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:42,639
Speaker 2: Six people injured.

1538
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:46,320
Speaker 4: Driver gets out, hands raised, talking, although he couldn't really

1539
01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:47,360
Speaker 4: understand what he was saying.

1540
01:17:47,840 --> 01:17:47,960
Speaker 12: Uh.

1541
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:50,320
Speaker 4: The cops they were of course, on the scene in seconds.

1542
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:53,439
Speaker 4: The driver was arrested, taking off to jail. Uh No,

1543
01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:57,160
Speaker 4: you cannot fark, Although I like, have you seen those

1544
01:17:57,200 --> 01:17:59,479
Speaker 4: videos online that people are driving by people who have

1545
01:17:59,560 --> 01:18:02,560
Speaker 4: done something clearly stupid. Like a lot of times it's like,

1546
01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:05,519
Speaker 4: you know, young drivers or something and they've like gone

1547
01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:08,080
Speaker 4: up over the curb and hit like something, and they go, hey,

1548
01:18:08,120 --> 01:18:10,000
Speaker 4: you can't park here, And the people who were in

1549
01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:12,439
Speaker 4: they were standing outside their car who they just wrecked.

1550
01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:17,840
Speaker 2: They yeah, hey, lady, you can't you can't park there.

1551
01:18:18,720 --> 01:18:20,439
Speaker 2: Pretty funny, sounds like something we would do.

1552
01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:22,680
Speaker 4: This next one is from Florida with this woman. She

1553
01:18:22,760 --> 01:18:27,040
Speaker 4: gave birth to a beautiful baby girl, her husband. They're

1554
01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:30,000
Speaker 4: both just so excited and you know, becoming parents.

1555
01:18:30,320 --> 01:18:32,040
Speaker 2: But there's just one thing. The baby popped out a

1556
01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:35,800
Speaker 2: different color. Oh yeah. So it turns out there was

1557
01:18:35,840 --> 01:18:38,120
Speaker 2: a problem at the IVF clinic that they went to.

1558
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:41,479
Speaker 2: They implanted an embryo that was supposed to have her

1559
01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:44,200
Speaker 2: and her husband's genetic material, but nope, they did some

1560
01:18:44,360 --> 01:18:46,599
Speaker 2: tests and this kid wasn't theirs at all. White couple,

1561
01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:47,160
Speaker 2: black kid.

1562
01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:49,760
Speaker 15: You know.

1563
01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:54,280
Speaker 2: The husband's looking at the wife gone yeah right, yeah.

1564
01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:56,280
Speaker 4: So they filed a lawsuit against the clinic. They say

1565
01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:58,559
Speaker 4: they're willing to keep and care for the baby unless

1566
01:18:58,560 --> 01:18:59,479
Speaker 4: it's genetic parents.

1567
01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:02,400
Speaker 2: You know. Hunter but either way, the clinic is in

1568
01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:09,559
Speaker 2: some major trouble. Yeah, sale a major like, yeah, there's

1569
01:19:09,560 --> 01:19:12,160
Speaker 2: been drama over that, right. The people that own the

1570
01:19:12,360 --> 01:19:16,720
Speaker 2: actual embryo or whatever part half of it they want it.

1571
01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:19,840
Speaker 2: This next one is from Well she carried the baby,

1572
01:19:20,720 --> 01:19:23,560
Speaker 2: but no, I'm saying the people, the owners of the

1573
01:19:23,920 --> 01:19:28,320
Speaker 2: owners the juice. They're like, hey, that's hard. Yeah, yeah,

1574
01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:31,760
Speaker 2: the juice own. It's cool that you carried it. Everything incubating.

1575
01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:35,840
Speaker 4: This next one is from Florida where this dude he

1576
01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:38,400
Speaker 4: was doing some shopping at a grocery store, gathering stuff

1577
01:19:38,400 --> 01:19:39,479
Speaker 4: to make a romantic dinner.

1578
01:19:39,520 --> 01:19:40,920
Speaker 2: Here's another romantic person.

1579
01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:42,040
Speaker 3: Uh.

1580
01:19:42,120 --> 01:19:44,200
Speaker 2: He found a steak that he wanted, a nice bottle

1581
01:19:44,240 --> 01:19:45,400
Speaker 2: of wine greg to go with it.

1582
01:19:45,640 --> 01:19:47,479
Speaker 4: Perfect, but he just didn't want to pay for it,

1583
01:19:47,560 --> 01:19:50,479
Speaker 4: so he does so he hatched a plan, and he

1584
01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:52,479
Speaker 4: looked around to make sure the coast was clear, and

1585
01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:52,760
Speaker 4: then he.

1586
01:19:52,880 --> 01:19:55,799
Speaker 2: Shoved the steak and the wine right down his pants.

1587
01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:57,160
Speaker 8: What you do, love pants steak.

1588
01:19:57,479 --> 01:20:00,439
Speaker 2: Unfortunately for him, there was a security care were pointed

1589
01:20:00,439 --> 01:20:01,880
Speaker 2: to right at him, and one of the employees was

1590
01:20:01,960 --> 01:20:04,800
Speaker 2: watching the whole thing unfold right before their eyes, so

1591
01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:06,000
Speaker 2: they stopped them at the front door.

1592
01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:09,479
Speaker 4: They called the cops, but chick's like bad boys, right,

1593
01:20:09,720 --> 01:20:11,559
Speaker 4: of course you would still find that to be romantic.

1594
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:18,679
Speaker 4: And my favorite story of the week This is from China.

1595
01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:20,920
Speaker 4: Not even gonna make you decide if it's Japan or China.

1596
01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:23,000
Speaker 4: This is from China. This chick she was on a mountain.

1597
01:20:23,040 --> 01:20:25,560
Speaker 4: She was doing some skiing and she snaw and she

1598
01:20:25,640 --> 01:20:28,519
Speaker 4: saw a snow leopard. That's cool, and she thought it

1599
01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:31,120
Speaker 4: was cute, totally cute, and she wanted to get a

1600
01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:35,479
Speaker 4: picture with it. I'm sure you see where this is going. Anyway,

1601
01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:40,080
Speaker 4: she gets too close, the snow leopard mauled her. Lucky

1602
01:20:40,120 --> 01:20:42,720
Speaker 4: for her, there was a ski instructor nearby able to

1603
01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:45,200
Speaker 4: chase the leopard off, so she did live. But dude,

1604
01:20:45,280 --> 01:20:49,120
Speaker 4: this chick is jacked up. Really Oh yeah, she was

1605
01:20:49,280 --> 01:20:52,720
Speaker 4: rush to the hospital. No, no picture, she never got

1606
01:20:52,760 --> 01:20:54,160
Speaker 4: that picture of the snow leopard, and.

1607
01:20:56,160 --> 01:20:57,000
Speaker 2: So fluffy.

1608
01:20:57,120 --> 01:20:58,439
Speaker 9: Of course you want to just cut.

1609
01:20:58,479 --> 01:21:02,799
Speaker 2: They're just ir resist. Yeah, and those are your Friday

1610
01:21:02,840 --> 01:21:09,080
Speaker 2: fail stories. Every yeah, ain't none but a j ain't nothing.

1611
01:21:10,160 --> 01:21:17,240
Speaker 2: Sports Day, the g Jeff gerci Hey, every Friday, Jeff

1612
01:21:17,320 --> 01:21:19,320
Speaker 2: g what's everybody show? Happy Friday.

1613
01:21:19,479 --> 01:21:21,400
Speaker 18: Let's get to Let's go ahead, start with our Lakers.

1614
01:21:21,439 --> 01:21:23,519
Speaker 18: They're gonna try and bounce back from that ugly loss

1615
01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:27,360
Speaker 18: in Cleveland this afternoon. Purple and Gold in Washington today

1616
01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:29,599
Speaker 18: at four o'clock. Then they're gonna head to New York

1617
01:21:29,640 --> 01:21:32,360
Speaker 18: to take on the Knicks for Sunday Night basketball and NBC.

1618
01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:34,360
Speaker 2: It's actually gonna be Sunday.

1619
01:21:34,080 --> 01:21:37,360
Speaker 18: Afternoon basketball here on the West Coast at four pm.

1620
01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:41,000
Speaker 18: Big question is will we see Austin Reeves this weekend?

1621
01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:43,840
Speaker 18: Fingers are crossed. They really need him man. Moving on

1622
01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:46,200
Speaker 18: to the Clippers. They're in Denver tonight at six thirty

1623
01:21:46,280 --> 01:21:48,840
Speaker 18: and on Sunday, the Clips are in Phoenix at six thirty.

1624
01:21:49,160 --> 01:21:51,599
Speaker 18: Hockey Kings lost to Buffalo last night four to one.

1625
01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:56,400
Speaker 18: Kings in Philly tomorrow and on Carolina on Sunday. Ducks

1626
01:21:56,439 --> 01:21:59,519
Speaker 18: host Vegas at Anaheim on Sunday evening. Real Quick, Dodgers,

1627
01:21:59,640 --> 01:22:02,519
Speaker 18: No and Kershaw working on a deal to announce baseball

1628
01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:03,519
Speaker 18: games with NBC.

1629
01:22:03,720 --> 01:22:05,639
Speaker 2: That would be kind of cool. And finally, this morning,

1630
01:22:05,680 --> 01:22:06,200
Speaker 2: what do you show?

1631
01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:08,800
Speaker 18: This is kind of sports related because all of these

1632
01:22:08,840 --> 01:22:12,920
Speaker 18: colleges basically revolve around sports. So here's a list of

1633
01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:17,559
Speaker 18: the top five colleges with the highest STD rates number

1634
01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:22,160
Speaker 18: five Florida State, number four, U MESS number three Illinois,

1635
01:22:22,640 --> 01:22:27,000
Speaker 18: number two Temple, and number one Arizona State.

1636
01:22:27,320 --> 01:22:29,559
Speaker 2: And by the way, USC came in at number twelve.

1637
01:22:29,720 --> 01:22:33,639
Speaker 18: So if any of your kids, brothers, sisters, or cousins

1638
01:22:33,720 --> 01:22:36,200
Speaker 18: are choosing these schools to go to make sure you

1639
01:22:36,280 --> 01:22:38,400
Speaker 18: hit up Costco and buy a book pack of condoms

1640
01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:40,439
Speaker 18: and that you so cal sports.

1641
01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:50,080
Speaker 2: I jegy go men are still not feeling well. He

1642
01:22:50,200 --> 01:22:52,080
Speaker 2: keeps like disappearing. Yeah, you talked to him.

1643
01:22:52,520 --> 01:22:55,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, He's like, Oh, I wish I had that kind

1644
01:22:55,200 --> 01:22:56,800
Speaker 4: of freedoms to come and go as I please. And

1645
01:22:56,840 --> 01:22:58,519
Speaker 4: if I don't make it back in time, pull when

1646
01:22:58,520 --> 01:22:59,880
Speaker 4: the microphones go on, that'd be cool.

1647
01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:02,040
Speaker 2: It's all good. I wish I had that kind of life.

1648
01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:06,800
Speaker 2: That sounds pretty cool. Costco News for you minutes. Yes,

1649
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:12,000
Speaker 2: us'll have the timing down right on the bathroom and

1650
01:23:12,120 --> 01:23:17,280
Speaker 2: let's Costco News. They have been hit with a class

1651
01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:22,360
Speaker 2: action lawsuit that debates their claim that their famous signature

1652
01:23:22,560 --> 01:23:25,439
Speaker 2: seasoned rotisserie chicken I've been known about this story is

1653
01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:31,160
Speaker 2: actually preservative free. Who cares? Have you seen the deal

1654
01:23:31,280 --> 01:23:35,640
Speaker 2: on the chickens? All the problems in the world, and

1655
01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:38,639
Speaker 2: this is what we're looking into. Yeah, it's delicious chicken

1656
01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:41,160
Speaker 2: at an affordable price at all. Let's have a problem

1657
01:23:41,240 --> 01:23:41,439
Speaker 2: with it.

1658
01:23:41,720 --> 01:23:43,920
Speaker 8: Yeah, and there's a line around the store waiting for it.

1659
01:23:44,200 --> 01:23:47,120
Speaker 4: I do love their rotisserie chickens, but you know it's

1660
01:23:47,200 --> 01:23:51,839
Speaker 4: not great. They sell the rotisserie chicken like pulled rotesss

1661
01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:54,920
Speaker 4: chicken in like a vacuum sealed bag.

1662
01:23:55,680 --> 01:23:59,800
Speaker 2: And that stuff's not good. It tastes like fake meat.

1663
01:24:00,120 --> 01:24:03,640
Speaker 2: Oh why, I don't know. There's the same chicken. They

1664
01:24:03,720 --> 01:24:06,240
Speaker 2: just ripped it apart for you. Yeah, but it's different.

1665
01:24:06,760 --> 01:24:08,840
Speaker 2: It doesn't taste. Yeah, it's got it. It's it's just

1666
01:24:08,880 --> 01:24:11,320
Speaker 2: got an odd taste. Doesn't taste. I wouldn't say it

1667
01:24:11,360 --> 01:24:12,320
Speaker 2: even tastes like chicken.

1668
01:24:12,360 --> 01:24:14,120
Speaker 9: Does it taste like vacuum sealed plastic?

1669
01:24:15,400 --> 01:24:19,599
Speaker 2: It's just bland rubbery, yes, like more, yeah, more rubbery.

1670
01:24:20,360 --> 01:24:23,280
Speaker 2: And the taste is like that. You could tell they

1671
01:24:23,320 --> 01:24:26,040
Speaker 2: were going for the texture of chicken, but they didn't

1672
01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:26,880
Speaker 2: give the taste.

1673
01:24:26,640 --> 01:24:27,840
Speaker 8: Of the chicken almost chicken.

1674
01:24:28,439 --> 01:24:31,799
Speaker 4: They make those, They make those big rotisserie chicken pot pies,

1675
01:24:31,840 --> 01:24:32,679
Speaker 4: which are delicious.

1676
01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:37,120
Speaker 2: Chis really good and Greg they have that delicious Costco

1677
01:24:37,240 --> 01:24:37,880
Speaker 2: chicken salad.

1678
01:24:39,880 --> 01:24:40,360
Speaker 1: I like it.

1679
01:24:40,520 --> 01:24:44,040
Speaker 2: It's the most diarrhea. I just have you just have

1680
01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:44,519
Speaker 2: a weak as.

1681
01:24:46,800 --> 01:24:50,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, I will say this. You know what I want

1682
01:24:50,280 --> 01:24:53,920
Speaker 6: them to bring worldwide through the costcos. I was at

1683
01:24:53,960 --> 01:24:57,360
Speaker 6: the Costco and Cabo Mexico and they have a mini

1684
01:24:57,479 --> 01:25:02,040
Speaker 6: donut maker like dont video the fair and stuff, and.

1685
01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:05,280
Speaker 2: They give you like a giant tub for three bucks.

1686
01:25:05,840 --> 01:25:08,400
Speaker 2: That's cool. Like why is this not at all the costcos?

1687
01:25:08,600 --> 01:25:09,000
Speaker 2: That's cool.

1688
01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:11,400
Speaker 4: I mean we've discussed how you know, we follow some

1689
01:25:11,479 --> 01:25:15,040
Speaker 4: of those accounts that have Costco fines and oh, here.

1690
01:25:15,120 --> 01:25:17,599
Speaker 2: Check this out, and then you go to your Costco

1691
01:25:17,680 --> 01:25:18,360
Speaker 2: and it's not there.

1692
01:25:18,520 --> 01:25:20,559
Speaker 8: No, it's never at the neighborhood costco.

1693
01:25:20,840 --> 01:25:20,880
Speaker 19: No.

1694
01:25:21,080 --> 01:25:22,599
Speaker 2: But I do love a good Costco run.

1695
01:25:22,760 --> 01:25:24,560
Speaker 9: I went to Costco in Iceland just to see what

1696
01:25:24,600 --> 01:25:25,360
Speaker 9: the difference.

1697
01:25:25,080 --> 01:25:27,240
Speaker 2: Was and it was awesome. It was cool. What's what's

1698
01:25:27,240 --> 01:25:30,920
Speaker 2: going to the vacation located locate destinations and you go

1699
01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:31,400
Speaker 2: to Costco.

1700
01:25:31,560 --> 01:25:32,760
Speaker 8: Yes, it's got my interest peaked.

1701
01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:34,599
Speaker 9: I'm like, let's see what it looks like in another country.

1702
01:25:34,960 --> 01:25:37,439
Speaker 2: Different famously went to the one in Japan.

1703
01:25:40,439 --> 01:25:44,120
Speaker 4: I said, it's not the same house. Chicken that's vacuum sealed.

1704
01:25:44,320 --> 01:25:47,599
Speaker 4: It comes from the corporate home office or something. They said,

1705
01:25:48,880 --> 01:25:51,840
Speaker 4: it's not the same chicken they cook in house. And

1706
01:25:51,880 --> 01:25:53,880
Speaker 4: then the bag chicken is all white meat and it

1707
01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:54,840
Speaker 4: does taste different.

1708
01:25:54,880 --> 01:25:55,960
Speaker 2: It does. I was bumped.

1709
01:25:56,040 --> 01:25:57,800
Speaker 4: I'm like, wow, that's awesome because I figured, like, this

1710
01:25:57,920 --> 01:26:00,240
Speaker 4: is great. You can just grab this and just you know,

1711
01:26:01,040 --> 01:26:02,800
Speaker 4: almost like a popcorn. I got out of the bag

1712
01:26:02,880 --> 01:26:05,080
Speaker 4: just starting rotisserie chicken because it's so good.

1713
01:26:05,240 --> 01:26:07,679
Speaker 7: So you think that's bland, but not the chicken salad.

1714
01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:09,720
Speaker 7: I don't think the chicken salad is blanded all.

1715
01:26:11,760 --> 01:26:13,519
Speaker 2: It's very freasy and oily. Yeah.

1716
01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:17,559
Speaker 4: I don't care about that pure oil. I mean, well,

1717
01:26:17,600 --> 01:26:22,360
Speaker 4: what do you think mayonnaise is. Mayonnaise is well, I'll

1718
01:26:22,360 --> 01:26:24,960
Speaker 4: tell you what mayonnaise is, dumb dumbs. It is oil

1719
01:26:25,040 --> 01:26:25,920
Speaker 4: and egg yeld.

1720
01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:31,200
Speaker 2: Yeah. The point is it's oily. But this is literally

1721
01:26:31,320 --> 01:26:34,320
Speaker 2: submerging oil because they use like potato starch. It's gross.

1722
01:26:34,439 --> 01:26:36,360
Speaker 2: It's a I think it's I like it. I think

1723
01:26:36,360 --> 01:26:42,160
Speaker 2: it's really good. It's so good on a potato roll. Yeah. Yeah.

1724
01:26:42,280 --> 01:26:43,879
Speaker 2: Do they have that in Iceland.

1725
01:26:44,040 --> 01:26:46,719
Speaker 9: No, they have a lot of reindeer meat and horse meat.

1726
01:26:47,960 --> 01:26:50,840
Speaker 9: Horses on every menu. Really, I really wanted to try it,

1727
01:26:50,920 --> 01:26:53,080
Speaker 9: but I couldn't get like a horse flight. It had

1728
01:26:53,120 --> 01:26:54,799
Speaker 9: to be like a giant horse steak, and I couldn't

1729
01:26:54,800 --> 01:27:02,519
Speaker 9: commit to that. He said, it's really good.

1730
01:27:03,320 --> 01:27:05,479
Speaker 2: Is how people feel when they hear about cows and stuff.

1731
01:27:05,479 --> 01:27:08,439
Speaker 2: I guess some cultures when you say horse, because I

1732
01:27:08,560 --> 01:27:10,320
Speaker 2: kind of see like big dogs.

1733
01:27:10,680 --> 01:27:14,599
Speaker 9: Yeah. But personal, Well, while we're on the subject, I heard,

1734
01:27:14,760 --> 01:27:16,120
Speaker 9: and I do not know this for a fact. I

1735
01:27:16,160 --> 01:27:18,360
Speaker 9: think it was Bobby Lee or somebody said dog is

1736
01:27:18,439 --> 01:27:21,519
Speaker 9: really good. Won't either?

1737
01:27:24,800 --> 01:27:27,080
Speaker 2: What's that? Lets sneak it to you somehow, right?

1738
01:27:28,720 --> 01:27:29,920
Speaker 8: What if it dies of natural causes?

1739
01:27:30,400 --> 01:27:30,439
Speaker 11: You?

1740
01:27:31,400 --> 01:27:33,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I just put it right away, put it

1741
01:27:33,800 --> 01:27:36,439
Speaker 2: in a chocolate chip cookie. That okay? Well, what if

1742
01:27:36,520 --> 01:27:40,439
Speaker 2: human tasted good then I died of natural causes? Would you?

1743
01:27:40,800 --> 01:27:41,680
Speaker 2: But you would try it?

1744
01:27:41,760 --> 01:27:43,160
Speaker 8: I would rather try human than dog.

1745
01:27:44,040 --> 01:27:47,639
Speaker 2: You would, yes? Not like like there was this game

1746
01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:48,720
Speaker 2: I would try dog over.

1747
01:27:49,439 --> 01:27:51,920
Speaker 9: There was a game show in like Norway or somewhere

1748
01:27:52,160 --> 01:27:53,680
Speaker 9: and they had to have like a little piece of

1749
01:27:53,760 --> 01:27:55,880
Speaker 9: human flesh and they ate it and it looked like

1750
01:27:56,680 --> 01:27:58,520
Speaker 9: it looked like like hamsteak.

1751
01:27:59,320 --> 01:28:03,320
Speaker 2: Gus down, I do have available you can make a

1752
01:28:03,360 --> 01:28:08,000
Speaker 2: little salad about fine Gina dead baby or or dog

1753
01:28:08,240 --> 01:28:11,439
Speaker 2: or a puppy. I mean babies are natural and died

1754
01:28:11,479 --> 01:28:13,720
Speaker 2: of natural causes, like a minute ago.

1755
01:28:13,960 --> 01:28:15,840
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's like veal or dog.

1756
01:28:19,200 --> 01:28:21,439
Speaker 2: I mean the answer is neither. Probably dog. We don't

1757
01:28:21,479 --> 01:28:24,200
Speaker 2: eat people. We don't eat dog. We don't we don't

1758
01:28:24,200 --> 01:28:26,280
Speaker 2: eat I don't know. I'm not actively looking. I'm not

1759
01:28:26,320 --> 01:28:27,240
Speaker 2: cool with eating horse.

1760
01:28:28,479 --> 01:28:29,719
Speaker 9: But it's it's their culture.

1761
01:28:29,760 --> 01:28:31,599
Speaker 2: There's tons of horses about the culture.

1762
01:28:31,960 --> 01:28:32,200
Speaker 3: It is.

1763
01:28:32,320 --> 01:28:34,559
Speaker 9: They've been doing it for a hundred for centuries.

1764
01:28:34,560 --> 01:28:36,120
Speaker 2: It's good for them. Doesn't make it right, it doesn't

1765
01:28:36,120 --> 01:28:38,679
Speaker 2: make judged.

1766
01:28:38,960 --> 01:28:42,000
Speaker 4: Yes, oh yeah, okay, yeah, what about giraffe Gina, who

1767
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:44,320
Speaker 4: doesn't judge if you smear on your face and.

1768
01:28:44,840 --> 01:28:47,600
Speaker 2: It's my culture. Still gross, but they're into it.

1769
01:28:47,720 --> 01:28:51,560
Speaker 4: Disgusting eighty four What he's that's the scene. This is

1770
01:28:51,600 --> 01:28:53,760
Speaker 4: a good appetite suppressing. This is just as good as

1771
01:28:53,840 --> 01:28:57,080
Speaker 4: Zepp bound hit us up with the text over to

1772
01:28:57,120 --> 01:28:58,160
Speaker 4: to two nine eights.

1773
01:28:58,880 --> 01:29:02,240
Speaker 2: Be considered a preservative, genetically.

1774
01:29:02,280 --> 01:29:05,599
Speaker 9: Modified, genetically modified menace origin.

1775
01:29:06,360 --> 01:29:09,760
Speaker 2: Maybe, yes, that's exactly right. The Woody Show.

1776
01:29:09,880 --> 01:29:12,960
Speaker 1: We'll be right back The Woody Show.

1777
01:29:14,920 --> 01:29:18,240
Speaker 2: And as we get into the dumb Ass Contest the

1778
01:29:18,320 --> 01:29:20,320
Speaker 2: d u IQ. Sea Bass wants to explain the way

1779
01:29:20,400 --> 01:29:20,920
Speaker 2: the game works.

1780
01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:23,439
Speaker 12: Everybody plays, I find someone very drunk, ask them just

1781
01:29:23,560 --> 01:29:25,600
Speaker 12: the easiest simplest questions in the world, and then you

1782
01:29:25,720 --> 01:29:29,000
Speaker 12: play by guessing whether the drunk person knows the answer,

1783
01:29:29,080 --> 01:29:32,000
Speaker 12: and if you can guess correctly about their answer twice

1784
01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:33,080
Speaker 12: out of three times, you win.

1785
01:29:33,680 --> 01:29:36,680
Speaker 4: All right, Eight seven seven forty four, Woody is the

1786
01:29:36,720 --> 01:29:40,000
Speaker 4: phone number. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. And

1787
01:29:40,120 --> 01:29:43,679
Speaker 4: again we're playing with Menace and Sammy, who are stone

1788
01:29:43,760 --> 01:29:46,400
Speaker 4: cold sober in this round of the duiq, but just

1789
01:29:46,439 --> 01:29:49,200
Speaker 4: guessing on them doesn't count toward winning the prize or not.

1790
01:29:49,479 --> 01:29:53,679
Speaker 2: That's that is just for fun. Eight seven seven forty

1791
01:29:53,720 --> 01:29:57,160
Speaker 2: four Woody. And who do we have, Sammy? Who is

1792
01:29:57,200 --> 01:29:57,799
Speaker 2: the contestant?

1793
01:29:58,120 --> 01:29:59,519
Speaker 9: Let's go to Matthew online one.

1794
01:30:00,040 --> 01:30:03,880
Speaker 2: All right, Matthew online number one, and my system is

1795
01:30:03,960 --> 01:30:06,800
Speaker 2: being a little goofy, you guys. All right, let's see here,

1796
01:30:06,880 --> 01:30:10,960
Speaker 2: Let's see if this works. Matthew can hear us? Yes,

1797
01:30:11,040 --> 01:30:11,320
Speaker 2: they can?

1798
01:30:12,040 --> 01:30:15,920
Speaker 4: All right, everybody nice, all right, So Matthew, we're gonna

1799
01:30:15,920 --> 01:30:17,360
Speaker 4: get to know the drunk person just a little bit

1800
01:30:17,439 --> 01:30:19,160
Speaker 4: better before we get into the questions that count towards

1801
01:30:19,200 --> 01:30:21,559
Speaker 4: you winning or not winning the prize? Sea Bass, Who

1802
01:30:21,720 --> 01:30:22,320
Speaker 4: is this person?

1803
01:30:22,479 --> 01:30:23,639
Speaker 2: This is Crystal and Greg.

1804
01:30:23,720 --> 01:30:27,000
Speaker 12: I know you're gonna hate this, but she is a

1805
01:30:27,280 --> 01:30:29,400
Speaker 12: supremely enthusiastic lesbian.

1806
01:30:29,720 --> 01:30:34,880
Speaker 2: No it's too bad, Yeah, all right, here is here's

1807
01:30:34,920 --> 01:30:36,519
Speaker 2: Crystal Christal. You're out here with your girlfriend?

1808
01:30:36,600 --> 01:30:36,720
Speaker 1: Right?

1809
01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:40,840
Speaker 2: Yes, how'd you guys meet? Our first day was at Panera?

1810
01:30:41,080 --> 01:30:42,040
Speaker 9: And it was awesome?

1811
01:30:42,800 --> 01:30:46,439
Speaker 12: I mean it was like, I'm not even hungry, but okay,

1812
01:30:47,320 --> 01:30:48,800
Speaker 12: hungry for something right, be pritty?

1813
01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:49,200
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1814
01:30:50,680 --> 01:30:53,200
Speaker 19: As far as lesbians, and when did you first discover

1815
01:30:53,400 --> 01:30:55,840
Speaker 19: that you really were totally in the chicks?

1816
01:30:56,280 --> 01:30:56,679
Speaker 2: Eighteen?

1817
01:30:57,240 --> 01:30:59,960
Speaker 9: I was attracting to my best friend more than my boyfriend.

1818
01:31:00,240 --> 01:31:03,000
Speaker 2: What was the spark that shot off your lesbian life?

1819
01:31:03,800 --> 01:31:06,160
Speaker 9: Drank too much and made out with my best friend?

1820
01:31:06,400 --> 01:31:12,000
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, oh my god, I got a little more

1821
01:31:12,439 --> 01:31:14,000
Speaker 9: more than I did with my boyfriend.

1822
01:31:14,400 --> 01:31:17,679
Speaker 2: Oh wow. For her, she sounds like a steel toe

1823
01:31:17,800 --> 01:31:18,439
Speaker 2: boot lesbian.

1824
01:31:18,880 --> 01:31:22,679
Speaker 8: Yeah, sure you can hear the buzz cut.

1825
01:31:24,040 --> 01:31:30,840
Speaker 2: First date at pera Bread also like by hat cash?

1826
01:31:30,920 --> 01:31:37,400
Speaker 2: What was she hungry for Rby's Roastby? But she was weird?

1827
01:31:37,560 --> 01:31:41,200
Speaker 4: Okay, so that is Crystal, we gotta get you two

1828
01:31:41,280 --> 01:31:43,280
Speaker 4: out of three correct guesses whether she's going to know

1829
01:31:43,280 --> 01:31:44,479
Speaker 4: the answers these questions here?

1830
01:31:44,520 --> 01:31:46,000
Speaker 2: Matthew, you ready for question number one?

1831
01:31:47,240 --> 01:31:48,960
Speaker 12: Absolutely, here we go, d u i Q.

1832
01:31:49,240 --> 01:31:51,680
Speaker 2: Name any three Ivy League universities.

1833
01:31:51,880 --> 01:32:01,320
Speaker 4: Name any three Ivy League universities. No for Sammy and Menace,

1834
01:32:02,479 --> 01:32:02,840
Speaker 4: sweep it.

1835
01:32:02,920 --> 01:32:08,599
Speaker 7: No, Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna say yes to Menace,

1836
01:32:09,000 --> 01:32:11,080
Speaker 7: No to Sammy, and no to Crystal.

1837
01:32:11,520 --> 01:32:15,200
Speaker 2: All right, Uh, Sammy and Menace. Do you think that uh?

1838
01:32:15,720 --> 01:32:16,960
Speaker 2: Do you think that she's gonna get it right?

1839
01:32:17,280 --> 01:32:17,320
Speaker 12: No?

1840
01:32:17,439 --> 01:32:17,479
Speaker 3: No?

1841
01:32:18,880 --> 01:32:20,519
Speaker 2: All right, Matthew, what do you think yes or no

1842
01:32:20,600 --> 01:32:24,519
Speaker 2: on Crystal? Here for question number one? If it was one, maybe,

1843
01:32:24,720 --> 01:32:27,680
Speaker 2: but not three. No, alright, he's gonna go with no,

1844
01:32:28,120 --> 01:32:30,760
Speaker 2: all right. Question number one, d u i Q many

1845
01:32:30,920 --> 01:32:40,160
Speaker 2: three Ivy League universities Menace, Harvard, Yale, Stanford? Okay, interesting,

1846
01:32:40,479 --> 01:32:42,920
Speaker 2: all right, I don't even know if I don't know,

1847
01:32:43,120 --> 01:32:47,080
Speaker 2: that is literally the same three I have, Yale. I

1848
01:32:47,200 --> 01:32:51,160
Speaker 2: was gonna say Cornell, Harvard, and Yale. Yes, I mean

1849
01:32:51,439 --> 01:32:57,519
Speaker 2: Princeton University, Brown. What about Dartmouth? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dartmouth too.

1850
01:32:57,600 --> 01:32:58,599
Speaker 9: I almost changed Stanford.

1851
01:33:01,080 --> 01:33:04,320
Speaker 2: Stanford is held in such. People don't realize you pen

1852
01:33:04,560 --> 01:33:10,519
Speaker 2: is housing, not ghetto.

1853
01:33:11,040 --> 01:33:12,000
Speaker 8: There's none on the West coast.

1854
01:33:12,080 --> 01:33:14,360
Speaker 2: I mean it's a ghetto school. If you're not IVY League.

1855
01:33:14,600 --> 01:33:18,559
Speaker 2: It's all works. I thought, it's like prestigious. It's from

1856
01:33:18,720 --> 01:33:22,200
Speaker 2: one or the other. It's IVY League or getta Okay.

1857
01:33:22,280 --> 01:33:24,360
Speaker 2: Then explained IVY League to me. Then I thought it

1858
01:33:24,479 --> 01:33:27,280
Speaker 2: just meant prestigious. I mean it's prestigious. They are like

1859
01:33:27,400 --> 01:33:30,200
Speaker 2: IVY League is prestigious. I don't know the criteria. This

1860
01:33:30,360 --> 01:33:31,920
Speaker 2: is not part of the but I know it's also

1861
01:33:32,000 --> 01:33:38,519
Speaker 2: not it's either IVY League or ghetto college. So Stanford

1862
01:33:38,560 --> 01:33:39,400
Speaker 2: is basically community.

1863
01:33:40,200 --> 01:33:42,760
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm looking. Uh, it's from the thirties. It's a

1864
01:33:42,840 --> 01:33:45,080
Speaker 9: combination of the common traditional planning.

1865
01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:45,799
Speaker 2: Who cares.

1866
01:33:47,080 --> 01:33:48,759
Speaker 8: The term was popular, who cares.

1867
01:33:52,160 --> 01:33:54,000
Speaker 9: Answers ivy covered campuses.

1868
01:33:54,080 --> 01:33:55,719
Speaker 2: That's not what we're talking about.

1869
01:33:55,920 --> 01:33:59,280
Speaker 9: But I think that is accurate. The eight schools that

1870
01:33:59,439 --> 01:34:01,320
Speaker 9: belonged to the IVY League, and they're all on the

1871
01:34:01,360 --> 01:34:09,320
Speaker 9: East Coast, are the Brown Brown Columbia, Cornell, Dartmouth, Harvard, U,

1872
01:34:09,479 --> 01:34:11,720
Speaker 9: Penn Princeton, and Yale.

1873
01:34:11,560 --> 01:34:16,639
Speaker 2: Okay Princeton, and then the ghettoes everything else.

1874
01:34:16,840 --> 01:34:18,639
Speaker 12: And it was formed just tr athletics, by the way,

1875
01:34:18,760 --> 01:34:20,519
Speaker 12: and they're all close to each other obviously being in

1876
01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:21,760
Speaker 12: the northeast.

1877
01:34:21,479 --> 01:34:27,880
Speaker 2: So geography more than anything, okay, and not being ghetto. Right, yeah,

1878
01:34:28,280 --> 01:34:30,000
Speaker 2: all right. Let's let's see if you're on the board

1879
01:34:30,040 --> 01:34:32,479
Speaker 2: here in Matthew, question number one for the d u

1880
01:34:32,560 --> 01:34:37,040
Speaker 2: i Q many three Ivy League universities. Oh god, damn it.

1881
01:34:37,880 --> 01:34:47,439
Speaker 9: Ivy League, Princeton, Harvard men. Okay, Reinhart, Rhinehart.

1882
01:34:47,840 --> 01:34:51,280
Speaker 2: What the hell is that? All right, that's what it is.

1883
01:34:51,360 --> 01:34:55,000
Speaker 4: But hey, congratulations, you are on the board. You got

1884
01:34:55,040 --> 01:34:57,120
Speaker 4: your first point here in this round of the d

1885
01:34:57,200 --> 01:34:58,760
Speaker 4: u i Q. Question number two.

1886
01:34:59,160 --> 01:35:02,840
Speaker 2: Leathernecks are members of what Armed forces group? All right,

1887
01:35:03,720 --> 01:35:06,679
Speaker 2: leather necks are part of what Armed forces group?

1888
01:35:08,120 --> 01:35:09,760
Speaker 8: She's LESBIANIX, she might know this?

1889
01:35:10,439 --> 01:35:16,080
Speaker 9: Good call, Okay, So yes for crazy and say yes

1890
01:35:16,120 --> 01:35:18,879
Speaker 9: to Crystal, no to medicine, Sammy, let's.

1891
01:35:18,720 --> 01:35:22,400
Speaker 2: Do it, Greg, what do you think triple triple no.

1892
01:35:22,479 --> 01:35:25,920
Speaker 2: I'm going triple no as well, menace, Sammy. Do you

1893
01:35:25,960 --> 01:35:28,720
Speaker 2: think the Crystal the lesbian gets the answer to this one? Yes?

1894
01:35:30,160 --> 01:35:33,840
Speaker 2: Sammy says no, And then Matthew, what do you think

1895
01:35:33,920 --> 01:35:36,840
Speaker 2: yes or no? I think she might I'm gonna go. Yes,

1896
01:35:37,160 --> 01:35:40,120
Speaker 2: you think she might. Question number two d u i

1897
01:35:40,280 --> 01:35:42,559
Speaker 2: Q what O? The next? Are members of what? Armed

1898
01:35:42,680 --> 01:35:48,839
Speaker 2: Forces group? Sammy, the Army, the Army, Menace, Marines, the Marine?

1899
01:35:49,200 --> 01:35:55,960
Speaker 2: Right there you go, Menace? Thank you? Yeah, rocking it

1900
01:35:56,400 --> 01:35:58,880
Speaker 2: all right, Let's see if you win this round. Now,

1901
01:35:59,000 --> 01:36:01,880
Speaker 2: if Crystal does not get this one right, that means

1902
01:36:01,920 --> 01:36:03,679
Speaker 2: that you're gonna be the winner of the d y Q. Otherwise,

1903
01:36:03,760 --> 01:36:05,280
Speaker 2: no big deal. You still got a third question that

1904
01:36:05,360 --> 01:36:05,920
Speaker 2: we can work with.

1905
01:36:06,160 --> 01:36:10,759
Speaker 19: Question number two, leathernecks are members of what Armed Forces group?

1906
01:36:11,120 --> 01:36:15,240
Speaker 2: Rednecks of the Marines? Why did they call the Marines rednecks?

1907
01:36:15,520 --> 01:36:17,600
Speaker 8: Because they have rednecks?

1908
01:36:18,120 --> 01:36:20,920
Speaker 9: Because they don't have any some block on the little

1909
01:36:21,360 --> 01:36:21,800
Speaker 9: block on.

1910
01:36:23,479 --> 01:36:27,640
Speaker 2: Logic. Yeah, that's all right, she got that one right.

1911
01:36:27,680 --> 01:36:29,600
Speaker 4: So again, Matthew, you're still in good shape because you

1912
01:36:29,680 --> 01:36:31,879
Speaker 4: still got a third and final questions.

1913
01:36:32,200 --> 01:36:34,240
Speaker 2: It's a make or break. Although he said she would

1914
01:36:34,280 --> 01:36:37,160
Speaker 2: get get it right, didn't he did? He? Yes? He did?

1915
01:36:37,520 --> 01:36:37,800
Speaker 1: He did.

1916
01:36:40,520 --> 01:36:46,000
Speaker 4: Okay, good job, Well, Mack, congratulations you are a winner

1917
01:36:46,080 --> 01:36:47,519
Speaker 4: here on the d u i Q.

1918
01:36:50,880 --> 01:36:53,360
Speaker 2: Sorry about that, Matthew almost tried to steal we used

1919
01:36:53,400 --> 01:36:58,880
Speaker 2: to know. Yeah, yeah, he got one person's listening. All right, well, Mathic,

1920
01:36:58,960 --> 01:37:01,800
Speaker 2: congratulations and winter on the d u i Q, thank

1921
01:37:01,840 --> 01:37:03,160
Speaker 2: you so much for listening to Woode show, and have

1922
01:37:03,200 --> 01:37:06,560
Speaker 2: yourself a great weekend. Okay, you two appreciate you a

1923
01:37:08,640 --> 01:37:12,040
Speaker 2: good job. All right, there he goes. We saw a

1924
01:37:12,200 --> 01:37:14,479
Speaker 2: Question number three d u i Q.

1925
01:37:14,760 --> 01:37:17,880
Speaker 19: Pamp Bloona is famous for its annual running of the

1926
01:37:18,080 --> 01:37:20,840
Speaker 19: what all right, I didn't hear the first part?

1927
01:37:21,120 --> 01:37:21,680
Speaker 9: Pamplona.

1928
01:37:22,000 --> 01:37:27,720
Speaker 2: Pamplona famous for its famous running of the what I mean?

1929
01:37:27,760 --> 01:37:29,280
Speaker 2: Do you need to hear Sea Bass say it again? Or?

1930
01:37:29,360 --> 01:37:32,800
Speaker 2: Pamplona is famous for its annual running of the what.

1931
01:37:33,160 --> 01:37:36,960
Speaker 7: Okay, Now I'm gonna go crazy Gina triple yes? Yeah,

1932
01:37:37,120 --> 01:37:38,080
Speaker 7: I'm saying triple yes.

1933
01:37:38,560 --> 01:37:38,800
Speaker 2: Nice?

1934
01:37:38,960 --> 01:37:41,360
Speaker 8: Does she know though, I'm gonna go against you. I'm

1935
01:37:41,360 --> 01:37:41,880
Speaker 8: gonna say yes.

1936
01:37:41,960 --> 01:37:43,759
Speaker 2: Let's say yes and for a very specific reason.

1937
01:37:43,840 --> 01:37:44,760
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm gonna say yes.

1938
01:37:45,400 --> 01:37:48,759
Speaker 9: Me know to Crystal Okay, and I know what his reasons.

1939
01:37:49,040 --> 01:37:56,240
Speaker 2: Okay, I think Craig half menace and medicine Sammy. Do

1940
01:37:56,280 --> 01:37:59,080
Speaker 2: you do you think that she's gonna get it? Yes? Yes,

1941
01:37:59,520 --> 01:38:02,519
Speaker 2: yes to okay? Question number three d.

1942
01:38:02,720 --> 01:38:03,120
Speaker 1: U i Q.

1943
01:38:03,400 --> 01:38:06,600
Speaker 19: Pap Loana is famous for its annual running of the

1944
01:38:06,760 --> 01:38:08,599
Speaker 19: What Menace Bulls?

1945
01:38:10,240 --> 01:38:13,880
Speaker 2: Sammy both A? Right? Greg? Now, why did I say

1946
01:38:14,080 --> 01:38:16,400
Speaker 2: I had a feeling she might get it bull dyke? Yes,

1947
01:38:20,320 --> 01:38:27,519
Speaker 2: that never even now, it was kind of first I

1948
01:38:27,640 --> 01:38:33,040
Speaker 2: didn't think of it. Tell you're awesome. Oh my god?

1949
01:38:33,840 --> 01:38:40,360
Speaker 2: How did you not like she's a parsa or whatever?

1950
01:38:41,640 --> 01:38:44,320
Speaker 2: She is half of this? And I thought Stanford was

1951
01:38:44,320 --> 01:38:46,840
Speaker 2: an IICA League universe? Yeah, what do I know? That's

1952
01:38:46,840 --> 01:38:50,080
Speaker 2: why you went to a ghetto university? A question number three?

1953
01:38:50,200 --> 01:38:53,719
Speaker 2: Do u i q Paplona is famous for its annual

1954
01:38:53,920 --> 01:39:00,679
Speaker 2: running of the what Horses? Thank you? I'd rather ride

1955
01:39:00,680 --> 01:39:04,479
Speaker 2: a girl than a horse? Hell?

1956
01:39:04,600 --> 01:39:04,800
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1957
01:39:04,920 --> 01:39:06,400
Speaker 2: Do I know this bitch? Or do I know this?

1958
01:39:07,360 --> 01:39:13,640
Speaker 2: She's a real poonhound wondering the horses? I'd ride a girl.

1959
01:39:13,560 --> 01:39:15,519
Speaker 8: Yeah, to save a horse?

1960
01:39:15,600 --> 01:39:16,160
Speaker 2: Ride cable?

1961
01:39:16,720 --> 01:39:21,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, congratulations again to Matthew. That is how you

1962
01:39:21,680 --> 01:39:27,000
Speaker 4: play the d U i q or Yeah, you have

1963
01:39:27,120 --> 01:39:30,040
Speaker 4: a color Superuo outpack? Does Crystal drive wonders the text

1964
01:39:30,160 --> 01:39:31,040
Speaker 4: or forest Green Corse?

1965
01:39:31,240 --> 01:39:40,200
Speaker 2: Yeah? And I don't know if you guys are. At

1966
01:39:40,240 --> 01:39:42,920
Speaker 2: first I thought it was cute, and now I don't

1967
01:39:42,920 --> 01:39:45,320
Speaker 2: think it's cute anymore. And I'm more annoyed by these.

1968
01:39:45,439 --> 01:39:49,240
Speaker 2: Let's see, uh if you have had these show up

1969
01:39:49,280 --> 01:39:51,080
Speaker 2: in your feet? I have a clip here. Have you

1970
01:39:51,120 --> 01:39:55,719
Speaker 2: seen they make these like AI animated videos of food

1971
01:39:56,080 --> 01:39:58,519
Speaker 2: or things around your house sort of thing yelling at you,

1972
01:39:58,680 --> 01:40:01,160
Speaker 2: yes for like what you are, what you're not supposed to?

1973
01:40:01,200 --> 01:40:01,640
Speaker 7: Have you seen me?

1974
01:40:01,880 --> 01:40:03,160
Speaker 9: They're super angry.

1975
01:40:03,560 --> 01:40:06,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like I have a steak.

1976
01:40:07,200 --> 01:40:10,240
Speaker 4: Don't put me on the middle shelf or your refrigerator.

1977
01:40:10,320 --> 01:40:11,280
Speaker 4: That's how I spoil.

1978
01:40:11,520 --> 01:40:14,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta burn you gotta put it on here.

1979
01:40:14,120 --> 01:40:15,360
Speaker 2: I have it here. I have a cloud. When we're

1980
01:40:15,400 --> 01:40:17,880
Speaker 2: being yelled at by cood and not squeeze me. If

1981
01:40:17,920 --> 01:40:20,160
Speaker 2: you pot me, I explode under your skin. This is so,

1982
01:40:20,280 --> 01:40:23,000
Speaker 2: this is a ZI that's yelling at you. Not squeeze me.

1983
01:40:23,200 --> 01:40:25,240
Speaker 2: If you pot me, I explode under your skin. I

1984
01:40:25,240 --> 01:40:27,160
Speaker 2: will leave a dark star that lasts for months.

1985
01:40:27,360 --> 01:40:29,360
Speaker 9: Put a hydrocloid patch on me and back.

1986
01:40:29,240 --> 01:40:31,040
Speaker 2: Off, all right? So then yeah, and then it goes

1987
01:40:31,080 --> 01:40:33,400
Speaker 2: off to the next thing. Touch my tip to your face.

1988
01:40:33,600 --> 01:40:37,240
Speaker 9: You're contaminating the whole bottle with skin oils hover above

1989
01:40:37,280 --> 01:40:38,560
Speaker 9: the skin, don't land on it.

1990
01:40:38,800 --> 01:40:41,160
Speaker 4: Yes, if you have like oils for those little like uh,

1991
01:40:41,479 --> 01:40:44,720
Speaker 4: you know, applicated dropper looking. You're not supposed to touch

1992
01:40:44,800 --> 01:40:45,960
Speaker 4: thing your skin, spend.

1993
01:40:45,800 --> 01:40:48,080
Speaker 2: Twenty minutes washing your face, but you haven't washed me

1994
01:40:48,120 --> 01:40:52,320
Speaker 2: in two weeks. It's a pillowcase yelling at yeah or

1995
01:40:52,360 --> 01:40:54,960
Speaker 2: something no, yeah, and then they do ones from the kitchen.

1996
01:40:55,080 --> 01:40:57,479
Speaker 2: N I'm an egg, and today I'll show you how

1997
01:40:57,520 --> 01:40:58,439
Speaker 2: to cook me correctly.

1998
01:40:58,560 --> 01:41:00,679
Speaker 4: First you put me in cold water, like a little

1999
01:41:00,760 --> 01:41:03,320
Speaker 4: spa moment before anything dramatic happens.

2000
01:41:03,520 --> 01:41:06,200
Speaker 14: It's getting a little warmer, but I think everything's gonna

2001
01:41:06,200 --> 01:41:08,400
Speaker 14: be fine, right, I can handle warm.

2002
01:41:08,760 --> 01:41:10,800
Speaker 2: It's boiling now. I'm not gonna lie.

2003
01:41:11,160 --> 01:41:13,960
Speaker 9: I'm a little scared, but I'm strong. I can do this.

2004
01:41:14,360 --> 01:41:17,479
Speaker 9: I'm not scared anymore. I'm just staying still, like my

2005
01:41:17,600 --> 01:41:18,160
Speaker 9: mom taught me.

2006
01:41:18,439 --> 01:41:21,560
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, ice bath, thank you. I needed that. My

2007
01:41:21,680 --> 01:41:25,800
Speaker 2: soul was fully boiling. And then you peel my shell.

2008
01:41:28,160 --> 01:41:31,080
Speaker 2: Gonna keep on scrolling on that one. Yeah, there's a

2009
01:41:31,200 --> 01:41:35,960
Speaker 2: billion of them. You're not supposed to right, don't send

2010
01:41:36,000 --> 01:41:38,760
Speaker 2: me one because I don't want to show my note

2011
01:41:38,840 --> 01:41:43,800
Speaker 2: to self. It would be helpful for kids. I guess

2012
01:41:43,960 --> 01:41:47,040
Speaker 2: like to just teach them everyday tasks. Is that it's

2013
01:41:47,080 --> 01:41:51,000
Speaker 2: hard to know they're supposed to be. They're under the

2014
01:41:51,479 --> 01:41:55,759
Speaker 2: heading of uh like life hack. Hey, here's some tips.

2015
01:41:56,160 --> 01:41:59,360
Speaker 2: It seems like a stressful way to learn. Yeah, I

2016
01:41:59,640 --> 01:42:01,639
Speaker 2: like it. I don't get the yelling though, yeah, yeah,

2017
01:42:01,680 --> 01:42:04,720
Speaker 2: Like why why is this steak so angry? Right?

2018
01:42:05,200 --> 01:42:08,800
Speaker 7: Something that's showing up in my feed constantly is time

2019
01:42:08,920 --> 01:42:12,280
Speaker 7: travel videos where there's yes, hi, I'm standing in front

2020
01:42:12,320 --> 01:42:14,360
Speaker 7: of the White House. The year is eighteen sixty.

2021
01:42:14,840 --> 01:42:16,760
Speaker 6: Oh did you see the guy that's like walking around

2022
01:42:16,840 --> 01:42:20,360
Speaker 6: Europe and it's empty whoa that he goes and it's

2023
01:42:20,439 --> 01:42:22,240
Speaker 6: like goes to a video game story and it's like

2024
01:42:22,320 --> 01:42:23,840
Speaker 6: video games that haven't even come out yet.

2025
01:42:24,680 --> 01:42:25,360
Speaker 2: I haven't seen that.

2026
01:42:25,479 --> 01:42:28,400
Speaker 4: But there's another AI series that keeps popping up where

2027
01:42:29,320 --> 01:42:32,280
Speaker 4: it's got the song Forever Young playing and it shows

2028
01:42:32,360 --> 01:42:35,479
Speaker 4: celebrities and they're aging them backwards, so it's like what

2029
01:42:35,640 --> 01:42:38,120
Speaker 4: they look like now, and then it goes then they

2030
01:42:38,240 --> 01:42:40,640
Speaker 4: animate them kind of you coming up to themselves.

2031
01:42:40,760 --> 01:42:43,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they say rolls, they're the dead one.

2032
01:42:43,760 --> 01:42:44,719
Speaker 8: They have angel wings.

2033
01:42:44,800 --> 01:42:48,680
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I hate those. Yeah, And I had to

2034
01:42:48,720 --> 01:42:50,640
Speaker 2: click the thing like, don't show any more content like

2035
01:42:50,720 --> 01:42:51,400
Speaker 2: this much.

2036
01:42:51,320 --> 01:42:53,639
Speaker 9: Like the adult like like Judge Judy is a baby,

2037
01:42:53,680 --> 01:42:55,960
Speaker 9: which my mom sent me a thousand of she's obsessed with,

2038
01:42:56,080 --> 01:42:57,799
Speaker 9: like with like a crying emoji.

2039
01:42:57,880 --> 01:43:01,280
Speaker 8: She'll send me like, uh, you know Florence Henderson and

2040
01:43:01,320 --> 01:43:01,600
Speaker 8: then she.

2041
01:43:01,680 --> 01:43:07,719
Speaker 7: Has and they're always have the same captions. I'm eighty

2042
01:43:07,800 --> 01:43:10,479
Speaker 7: four now, but I was once and then Yeah, yeah,

2043
01:43:10,920 --> 01:43:11,920
Speaker 7: that's the one that's.

2044
01:43:12,960 --> 01:43:16,280
Speaker 2: It's got the forever Young song plan. Yeah. I do

2045
01:43:16,560 --> 01:43:18,519
Speaker 2: like this has been popping up a lot lately. Ai.

2046
01:43:18,840 --> 01:43:21,240
Speaker 6: It's like you were born in this year, let's say

2047
01:43:21,360 --> 01:43:25,560
Speaker 6: nineteen eighty six or you know, nineteen ninety six, and

2048
01:43:25,600 --> 01:43:27,280
Speaker 6: then it goes through all the memories, all the things

2049
01:43:27,320 --> 01:43:28,360
Speaker 6: that happened that decade.

2050
01:43:28,600 --> 01:43:29,559
Speaker 2: Was cool, It was pretty cool.

2051
01:43:29,920 --> 01:43:32,320
Speaker 4: People were asked, what's a disgusting habit that people think

2052
01:43:32,560 --> 01:43:35,840
Speaker 4: is one normal? All right, so there's a lot of

2053
01:43:35,880 --> 01:43:37,880
Speaker 4: these things about like, you know, hygiene and things of

2054
01:43:37,920 --> 01:43:41,120
Speaker 4: the animated videos yelling at you about zits and things.

2055
01:43:42,760 --> 01:43:47,280
Speaker 4: So what is a disgusting habit that you think is normal? Yeah,

2056
01:43:47,320 --> 01:43:50,280
Speaker 4: a disgusting habit that people think is normal. Like it's

2057
01:43:50,320 --> 01:43:51,080
Speaker 4: like people do it.

2058
01:43:51,439 --> 01:43:54,200
Speaker 2: But you wish they wouldn't, but it's disgusting. I'll give it.

2059
01:43:54,240 --> 01:43:57,000
Speaker 2: I'll get like licking your wrist and smelling it to

2060
01:43:57,040 --> 01:43:58,120
Speaker 2: see if your breath stinks.

2061
01:43:58,760 --> 01:43:59,679
Speaker 8: Never, who doesn't.

2062
01:44:00,040 --> 01:44:02,200
Speaker 2: I never heard of that. You've never heard of that. No,

2063
01:44:03,000 --> 01:44:06,519
Speaker 2: I've cupped my hand and gone people do. Yeah, I've

2064
01:44:06,560 --> 01:44:08,719
Speaker 2: never locked my wrists. Yeah, apparently you lick your wrist

2065
01:44:09,040 --> 01:44:12,599
Speaker 2: and then you smell it to see if your breath stinks.

2066
01:44:13,320 --> 01:44:14,240
Speaker 2: I wouldn't consider that.

2067
01:44:14,520 --> 01:44:16,639
Speaker 4: Stand behind mentes, men's try it out, just in case

2068
01:44:16,720 --> 01:44:18,200
Speaker 4: you falls. I don't want hm hitting his head like

2069
01:44:18,320 --> 01:44:22,120
Speaker 4: passes out. Lick your wrists and then smell.

2070
01:44:23,200 --> 01:44:26,760
Speaker 2: I mean I just had that sandwich. Yeah, how can

2071
01:44:26,800 --> 01:44:30,640
Speaker 2: you smell anything? Nohing me try my ankle and then

2072
01:44:30,760 --> 01:44:36,040
Speaker 2: uh are smelling your own farts, taking your scats, popping zits. Yeah,

2073
01:44:36,240 --> 01:44:39,200
Speaker 2: it's impossible not to pick a scap. Yeah. What's what's

2074
01:44:39,240 --> 01:44:43,200
Speaker 2: a disgusting habit that people think is one normal? What

2075
01:44:43,280 --> 01:44:43,600
Speaker 2: about it?

2076
01:44:43,720 --> 01:44:43,840
Speaker 12: Like this?

2077
01:44:44,000 --> 01:44:45,840
Speaker 4: They say the sniff test on clothes. Like, so you

2078
01:44:45,920 --> 01:44:48,400
Speaker 4: pick up a shirt, you know you smell the armpits.

2079
01:44:48,439 --> 01:44:50,840
Speaker 4: It's clean enough to wear for a man. We keep

2080
01:44:50,920 --> 01:44:53,240
Speaker 4: telling the kids, you know, you can wear stuff more

2081
01:44:53,320 --> 01:44:55,439
Speaker 4: than once, because a lot of times they'll wear something

2082
01:44:55,520 --> 01:44:58,240
Speaker 4: for just a couple of hours. It's not filthy, like

2083
01:44:58,280 --> 01:45:00,920
Speaker 4: they didn't spill anything on it. There's nothing, nothing dirty

2084
01:45:00,920 --> 01:45:03,120
Speaker 4: about it. That's how how do you have so much laundry?

2085
01:45:03,160 --> 01:45:04,559
Speaker 4: How do you have so much dirty laundry?

2086
01:45:05,640 --> 01:45:05,920
Speaker 2: Minutes?

2087
01:45:06,200 --> 01:45:08,200
Speaker 9: And it's not even that it's you know what they're

2088
01:45:08,240 --> 01:45:10,679
Speaker 9: really doing. It's easier to throw it back in the hamper,

2089
01:45:10,760 --> 01:45:11,840
Speaker 9: then fold it and put it away.

2090
01:45:12,000 --> 01:45:17,040
Speaker 2: True, I'll probably wear like three pairs of underwear a day. Well,

2091
01:45:18,160 --> 01:45:21,240
Speaker 2: he's got this weird like I like staying clean. My bad. No,

2092
01:45:22,200 --> 01:45:28,320
Speaker 2: that's that borders on some type of obsessive obsessive. That's

2093
01:45:28,360 --> 01:45:30,679
Speaker 2: a lot. I do three a day as well, My god,

2094
01:45:30,760 --> 01:45:32,240
Speaker 2: But you also do laundry three times a.

2095
01:45:32,280 --> 01:45:34,479
Speaker 9: Day, correct, Yeah, because everything needs to be washed after

2096
01:45:34,520 --> 01:45:34,880
Speaker 9: it's worn.

2097
01:45:36,080 --> 01:45:39,400
Speaker 4: Picking something in your teeth and then eating again cool,

2098
01:45:39,479 --> 01:45:41,439
Speaker 4: that's like a disgusting habit that people think it's one

2099
01:45:41,520 --> 01:45:42,360
Speaker 4: hundred percent normal.

2100
01:45:42,720 --> 01:45:46,320
Speaker 2: The five second rule, Oh that kids love the second rule.

2101
01:45:46,400 --> 01:45:49,439
Speaker 4: It depends what it is. Licking the chip dust off

2102
01:45:49,520 --> 01:45:54,559
Speaker 4: your finger disgusting again, nothing wrong about licking the ice

2103
01:45:54,640 --> 01:45:55,160
Speaker 4: cream lid.

2104
01:45:55,600 --> 01:45:57,599
Speaker 8: That's fine, that's your ice cream.

2105
01:45:57,680 --> 01:45:59,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think if it's your own, like if you

2106
01:45:59,800 --> 01:46:02,920
Speaker 4: have a little pint of something and that's yours, right,

2107
01:46:03,640 --> 01:46:06,280
Speaker 4: it's fine, and Greg, all ice cream containers are personal

2108
01:46:06,320 --> 01:46:07,160
Speaker 4: ice cream containers.

2109
01:46:07,600 --> 01:46:10,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, it could be a gallon one sort of.

2110
01:46:10,880 --> 01:46:12,880
Speaker 6: I know what I want to ask you, And it

2111
01:46:12,920 --> 01:46:14,920
Speaker 6: goes back to the sniffing thing real quick, and now

2112
01:46:15,040 --> 01:46:17,120
Speaker 6: what do you do the spray deodorant? So you don't know,

2113
01:46:17,200 --> 01:46:20,280
Speaker 6: but does everybody else do you like smell your dodorant

2114
01:46:20,320 --> 01:46:21,759
Speaker 6: before you put it on for some reason?

2115
01:46:21,960 --> 01:46:22,000
Speaker 3: No?

2116
01:46:22,720 --> 01:46:26,280
Speaker 2: No, no, I like open the cap and I smell

2117
01:46:26,320 --> 01:46:29,760
Speaker 2: it and then put it on. No, just me? Is

2118
01:46:29,800 --> 01:46:31,519
Speaker 2: that one of those Is that one of those things

2119
01:46:31,600 --> 01:46:33,040
Speaker 2: like you have to touch the door from a certain

2120
01:46:33,120 --> 01:46:35,880
Speaker 2: number of times, like you know, people did that you

2121
01:46:36,000 --> 01:46:38,320
Speaker 2: smell it? Yeah, this is very o CD sounding. Yeah

2122
01:46:38,360 --> 01:46:41,080
Speaker 2: really yeah, definitely always wanted o c D.

2123
01:46:43,280 --> 01:46:46,960
Speaker 4: Not showering every day, specifically like on days that you're working,

2124
01:46:47,320 --> 01:46:48,599
Speaker 4: like you just didn't shower.

2125
01:46:49,800 --> 01:46:52,559
Speaker 7: Back to the deodorant thing, though, man, do you when

2126
01:46:52,600 --> 01:46:55,160
Speaker 7: you swipe it under your arm, you like up down,

2127
01:46:55,240 --> 01:46:58,280
Speaker 7: up down. I always have to end like up towards

2128
01:46:58,360 --> 01:47:01,160
Speaker 7: the wrist, so that so the underarm hair is going

2129
01:47:01,240 --> 01:47:04,080
Speaker 7: that way. You know, you don't want your underarm hair

2130
01:47:04,200 --> 01:47:05,760
Speaker 7: like going down.

2131
01:47:07,040 --> 01:47:09,920
Speaker 2: Resting. I've never even thought of that. I thought of that.

2132
01:47:11,160 --> 01:47:13,200
Speaker 2: But think about it when you But here's a here's

2133
01:47:13,240 --> 01:47:14,000
Speaker 2: a crazy thing too.

2134
01:47:14,320 --> 01:47:17,720
Speaker 6: If I put deodorant on, and then I'll walk downstairs

2135
01:47:17,880 --> 01:47:20,759
Speaker 6: and then for some reason, but between that time, I forget.

2136
01:47:20,800 --> 01:47:23,760
Speaker 6: If I put the odorant on every day, my arms

2137
01:47:23,800 --> 01:47:25,840
Speaker 6: will start sweating and then I'll go back upstairs and

2138
01:47:25,960 --> 01:47:26,920
Speaker 6: put it back on again.

2139
01:47:27,320 --> 01:47:28,479
Speaker 2: Oh, this is going on the text.

2140
01:47:28,560 --> 01:47:30,400
Speaker 4: This is gross when I see people do it, Like

2141
01:47:30,439 --> 01:47:32,080
Speaker 4: if somebody gets a cut or something on their finger,

2142
01:47:32,120 --> 01:47:32,920
Speaker 4: they suck their own.

2143
01:47:32,800 --> 01:47:38,760
Speaker 2: Blood like they get like a little cut and the like, Yeah, yeah,

2144
01:47:39,160 --> 01:47:39,320
Speaker 2: I know.

2145
01:47:39,360 --> 01:47:41,320
Speaker 4: It's just like you're putting your dirty ass mouth on

2146
01:47:41,439 --> 01:47:44,519
Speaker 4: her mouth. Well, you're putting your dirty mouth.

2147
01:47:44,320 --> 01:47:46,400
Speaker 9: On It was the other way around, Like you're touching

2148
01:47:46,439 --> 01:47:48,479
Speaker 9: your dirty finger to your mouth. But you're worried about

2149
01:47:48,520 --> 01:47:49,520
Speaker 9: mouth germs.

2150
01:47:49,280 --> 01:47:52,519
Speaker 2: About blood in your mouth, Like your mouth is not clean.

2151
01:47:53,320 --> 01:47:55,720
Speaker 4: So why would you be wound any cut of other

2152
01:47:55,760 --> 01:47:58,679
Speaker 4: bacteria that might be in your mouth onto an open cut.

2153
01:47:58,880 --> 01:48:00,800
Speaker 2: But it's your own back. Yes, I don't think you

2154
01:48:00,840 --> 01:48:04,040
Speaker 2: can get sick on that. It's called recycling. Yeah, I'm

2155
01:48:04,080 --> 01:48:06,800
Speaker 2: not sure that that can't be right, I think so

2156
01:48:07,439 --> 01:48:09,840
Speaker 2: it's like putting recirculate on the car, you know, because

2157
01:48:09,840 --> 01:48:11,400
Speaker 2: I heard that was like, kaka, as long as this

2158
01:48:11,520 --> 01:48:12,280
Speaker 2: is your own, you're good.

2159
01:48:14,200 --> 01:48:16,960
Speaker 4: What Mena says is true, Yeah, like yeah, so if

2160
01:48:17,000 --> 01:48:20,160
Speaker 4: you somehow ingest or whatever that yes, when they say

2161
01:48:20,200 --> 01:48:22,719
Speaker 4: like you know, animal feces or whatever, that's all dangerous

2162
01:48:22,760 --> 01:48:26,479
Speaker 4: and you can get But if it's your own, because yeah,

2163
01:48:26,520 --> 01:48:29,160
Speaker 4: because all the stuff that's in the your.

2164
01:48:29,080 --> 01:48:32,960
Speaker 2: Own, Yeah, that's from you, right, you should be fine.

2165
01:48:33,040 --> 01:48:36,080
Speaker 2: In fact, we did. Oh my god, I can't believe.

2166
01:48:36,120 --> 01:48:37,000
Speaker 2: I'm got to tell the story.

2167
01:48:37,080 --> 01:48:38,400
Speaker 1: So what you.

2168
01:48:40,280 --> 01:48:41,000
Speaker 2: Remember the story?

2169
01:48:41,240 --> 01:48:44,840
Speaker 4: Okay, years ago, when my buddy Rizzuto and I were

2170
01:48:44,880 --> 01:48:49,719
Speaker 4: doing the morning show together, we had a contest because

2171
01:48:49,760 --> 01:48:52,080
Speaker 4: we had read about that, right, But then there was

2172
01:48:52,160 --> 01:48:56,040
Speaker 4: a big there's a big lottery drawing so like powerball

2173
01:48:56,160 --> 01:48:59,639
Speaker 4: or whatever. So we bought one hundred and five powerball

2174
01:48:59,680 --> 01:49:02,280
Speaker 4: ticket and we were going to give them to a

2175
01:49:02,360 --> 01:49:05,400
Speaker 4: person who was willing to come down and test the

2176
01:49:05,520 --> 01:49:07,599
Speaker 4: theory that we had heard about, which is what Menasa said,

2177
01:49:07,640 --> 01:49:11,759
Speaker 4: that you can't get sick eating your own. So somebody

2178
01:49:11,840 --> 01:49:14,840
Speaker 4: actually volunteered to come down and do it, and it

2179
01:49:14,920 --> 01:49:17,920
Speaker 4: was a woman and she showed up to the station,

2180
01:49:18,200 --> 01:49:20,160
Speaker 4: her and her boyfriend showed up to the station with

2181
01:49:20,240 --> 01:49:25,080
Speaker 4: a little tupperware container of her own feces, and she

2182
01:49:25,600 --> 01:49:27,800
Speaker 4: was prepared to do this. So she comes into the

2183
01:49:27,840 --> 01:49:29,640
Speaker 4: studio and she sits there, go all right, so this

2184
01:49:29,760 --> 01:49:33,080
Speaker 4: is what you're doing. Yep, yep, and then got a

2185
01:49:33,160 --> 01:49:36,920
Speaker 4: count of three, one, two, and she was ready to go.

2186
01:49:37,040 --> 01:49:39,960
Speaker 4: We're like, all right, three, don't do it. Here's the tickets,

2187
01:49:40,040 --> 01:49:41,120
Speaker 4: get out. You're disgusting.

2188
01:49:41,280 --> 01:49:44,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean she was. We wanted to see if

2189
01:49:44,479 --> 01:49:45,880
Speaker 2: they were really going to go through there again, check

2190
01:49:45,920 --> 01:49:47,960
Speaker 2: it out. No, she was ready to go. Anyway, she

2191
01:49:48,080 --> 01:49:50,600
Speaker 2: ended up getting mad at us, and she called to

2192
01:49:50,600 --> 01:49:51,519
Speaker 2: complain to the radio.

2193
01:49:51,400 --> 01:49:56,519
Speaker 4: Station because before that, oh yeah, because before she came

2194
01:49:56,640 --> 01:50:02,479
Speaker 4: down to do it, she had practiced. Yeah, yeah, okay,

2195
01:50:02,600 --> 01:50:06,880
Speaker 4: remember that, yes, yes, psycho, And so she practiced for

2196
01:50:06,960 --> 01:50:08,880
Speaker 4: nothing because we never had any intention because that was

2197
01:50:08,920 --> 01:50:11,920
Speaker 4: one of the things. Now, imagine that conversation my program

2198
01:50:12,000 --> 01:50:14,160
Speaker 4: director had to have with the company lawyer saying that, oh,

2199
01:50:14,200 --> 01:50:17,240
Speaker 4: Wood and Rizzuto, I want to have a listener come

2200
01:50:17,320 --> 01:50:19,840
Speaker 4: down and eat their own cock to see if it's

2201
01:50:19,880 --> 01:50:23,040
Speaker 4: true that you won't get sick on your own brand.

2202
01:50:23,680 --> 01:50:25,640
Speaker 4: And they had to say they're like no, no, we

2203
01:50:25,720 --> 01:50:28,400
Speaker 4: absolutely can't do that. And we're like no, no, we're

2204
01:50:28,400 --> 01:50:29,320
Speaker 4: not going to actually.

2205
01:50:29,040 --> 01:50:30,519
Speaker 2: Have them do it. We just want to see if

2206
01:50:30,800 --> 01:50:33,160
Speaker 2: how far. Yeah, you get them right to the edge

2207
01:50:33,200 --> 01:50:35,400
Speaker 2: of doing it and see if they'll actually do it.

2208
01:50:35,479 --> 01:50:37,639
Speaker 2: Well they lift the spoon to their mouth. Yeah. Yeah.

2209
01:50:37,840 --> 01:50:39,560
Speaker 4: And she came in with the tupperware and she was

2210
01:50:39,600 --> 01:50:41,280
Speaker 4: ready to go, and then she was mad because oh

2211
01:50:41,360 --> 01:50:44,439
Speaker 4: so I just for nothing, Yeah, dare you?

2212
01:50:45,000 --> 01:50:48,400
Speaker 2: Like, dude, what and she wasn't. You would think that she.

2213
01:50:48,560 --> 01:50:50,479
Speaker 4: Was like, you know, she is disgusting, but you would

2214
01:50:50,520 --> 01:50:53,479
Speaker 4: think like she's like some gross looking like you would

2215
01:50:53,479 --> 01:50:55,840
Speaker 4: see her, which wow, you would see her out there and.

2216
01:50:55,880 --> 01:50:56,840
Speaker 2: Be like, oh, she's cute.

2217
01:50:57,439 --> 01:51:01,840
Speaker 7: Really yeah, damn gods, being mad that you didn't do it,

2218
01:51:03,160 --> 01:51:04,040
Speaker 7: like you didn't.

2219
01:51:03,800 --> 01:51:04,320
Speaker 2: Make me do it.

2220
01:51:05,040 --> 01:51:08,920
Speaker 4: Skill smelling your boob sweat the guy version is like,

2221
01:51:08,960 --> 01:51:10,479
Speaker 4: you know, running your hand like on the side of

2222
01:51:10,479 --> 01:51:12,439
Speaker 4: your balls, fell as you kind of have to smell

2223
01:51:12,479 --> 01:51:17,160
Speaker 4: it that, yeah, law Or wiping a running nose on

2224
01:51:17,240 --> 01:51:18,920
Speaker 4: your clothing, like your socks, like when you don't have

2225
01:51:19,040 --> 01:51:23,840
Speaker 4: access to a tissue. Sody said, I blow my nose

2226
01:51:23,960 --> 01:51:26,479
Speaker 4: into my dirty laundry t shirts not underwear.

2227
01:51:26,800 --> 01:51:28,839
Speaker 2: And I've never once bought a box of Kleenex.

2228
01:51:28,880 --> 01:51:30,680
Speaker 8: Okay, that's gross, but I kind of get it. If

2229
01:51:30,680 --> 01:51:32,040
Speaker 8: it's going right in the laundry.

2230
01:51:33,760 --> 01:51:38,320
Speaker 2: Why I would do that? Maybe with like a towel.

2231
01:51:38,560 --> 01:51:41,240
Speaker 2: I wouldn't. I wouldn't blow my nose into my own clothing.

2232
01:51:41,640 --> 01:51:46,320
Speaker 2: I would do it. Maybe a sockau sock. But I'm saying,

2233
01:51:46,360 --> 01:51:49,800
Speaker 2: but like, uh, like not not a T shirt or

2234
01:51:50,000 --> 01:51:50,360
Speaker 2: something like that.

2235
01:51:50,520 --> 01:51:53,559
Speaker 8: But what about like old timey guys who like still

2236
01:51:53,640 --> 01:51:54,360
Speaker 8: use handkerchiefs.

2237
01:51:54,600 --> 01:51:58,000
Speaker 2: That's gross. Oh have you used a T shirt to

2238
01:51:58,040 --> 01:51:58,719
Speaker 2: clean your ears?

2239
01:51:59,479 --> 01:51:59,519
Speaker 3: No?

2240
01:52:00,680 --> 01:52:00,880
Speaker 9: Just me?

2241
01:52:02,360 --> 01:52:02,400
Speaker 1: No?

2242
01:52:02,840 --> 01:52:05,320
Speaker 2: What else? What do I have around here? Okay, that'll

2243
01:52:05,360 --> 01:52:08,920
Speaker 2: do it? Yeah, yeah, I don't know. If they haven't

2244
01:52:08,960 --> 01:52:10,760
Speaker 2: done that, I should try it. No. Yeah, I feel

2245
01:52:10,800 --> 01:52:12,120
Speaker 2: like you're covering a lot of surface.

2246
01:52:12,200 --> 01:52:13,840
Speaker 4: People tell me all the time that brushing your teeth

2247
01:52:13,880 --> 01:52:15,840
Speaker 4: in the shower is disgusting, but I fail I fail

2248
01:52:15,880 --> 01:52:17,599
Speaker 4: to see how that's any more disgusting.

2249
01:52:18,479 --> 01:52:19,080
Speaker 8: That was disgusting.

2250
01:52:19,479 --> 01:52:21,800
Speaker 2: I don't find that discussing at all is going to

2251
01:52:21,840 --> 01:52:22,640
Speaker 2: be like wait till you hear this.

2252
01:52:23,000 --> 01:52:26,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I got in the shower eight seven seven

2253
01:52:26,400 --> 01:52:29,320
Speaker 4: forty four, woodie, Yeah, what's the disgusting habit that people

2254
01:52:29,320 --> 01:52:30,679
Speaker 4: think is one hundred percent normal.

2255
01:52:31,600 --> 01:52:31,720
Speaker 2: Uh.

2256
01:52:31,960 --> 01:52:33,880
Speaker 4: Text over to two two nine eight seven. We're gonna

2257
01:52:33,880 --> 01:52:36,040
Speaker 4: take a break. We'll come back more Woody shows.

2258
01:52:35,760 --> 01:52:36,439
Speaker 2: Next hand.

2259
01:52:40,479 --> 01:52:40,599
Speaker 3: Back.

2260
01:52:40,680 --> 01:52:44,320
Speaker 4: We're talking about what's something that is discussing but a

2261
01:52:44,360 --> 01:52:47,679
Speaker 4: lot of people think is you know, normal every day things. Yeah,

2262
01:52:48,360 --> 01:52:50,400
Speaker 4: and somebody brought up to us, what do you what

2263
01:52:50,479 --> 01:52:52,280
Speaker 4: do you guys think of this? And this is a

2264
01:52:52,439 --> 01:52:55,920
Speaker 4: text question over to two two nine eighty seven. Is

2265
01:52:55,960 --> 01:52:56,720
Speaker 4: this acceptable?

2266
01:52:56,880 --> 01:52:57,240
Speaker 2: Yes or no?

2267
01:52:57,400 --> 01:53:00,120
Speaker 4: Now this is just a personal thing. Let's say that, uh,

2268
01:53:00,960 --> 01:53:05,320
Speaker 4: you just went number two, but you're getting in the shower. Okay,

2269
01:53:05,600 --> 01:53:08,519
Speaker 4: so you number two, but you don't you don't bother

2270
01:53:08,680 --> 01:53:09,720
Speaker 4: with the paperwork.

2271
01:53:10,000 --> 01:53:10,400
Speaker 1: You just go.

2272
01:53:10,560 --> 01:53:13,880
Speaker 2: Directly from number two in directly into the shower. That's

2273
01:53:13,920 --> 01:53:15,519
Speaker 2: a good day, right.

2274
01:53:15,800 --> 01:53:16,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2275
01:53:16,800 --> 01:53:21,439
Speaker 12: If if if the shower has a spray nozzle, you know,

2276
01:53:21,520 --> 01:53:23,280
Speaker 12: movable handle thing, well, how do.

2277
01:53:23,320 --> 01:53:26,920
Speaker 2: You your cheeks though? Of course? Yeah, but you're you're

2278
01:53:26,960 --> 01:53:30,800
Speaker 2: the person that says that you you I'm not saying

2279
01:53:30,800 --> 01:53:31,880
Speaker 2: that you that you poo in.

2280
01:53:31,880 --> 01:53:34,240
Speaker 12: The shower, right And I would and I would always

2281
01:53:34,320 --> 01:53:37,080
Speaker 12: have that spray handle, the movable handle, because otherwise you're

2282
01:53:37,080 --> 01:53:40,200
Speaker 12: worried about angles and bending over and distance.

2283
01:53:40,479 --> 01:53:42,080
Speaker 2: Why when you just use your bare hand and just

2284
01:53:42,200 --> 01:53:44,080
Speaker 2: use it to just like you know, reach in there

2285
01:53:44,120 --> 01:53:47,720
Speaker 2: and just clean it out. I'll let you answer that one.

2286
01:53:48,320 --> 01:53:49,800
Speaker 2: But I'm saying, like you know, the saying you would

2287
01:53:49,800 --> 01:53:51,439
Speaker 2: do with like a wash cloud, the same kind of motion,

2288
01:53:51,560 --> 01:53:52,800
Speaker 2: but now you just use your hand.

2289
01:53:53,160 --> 01:53:56,400
Speaker 4: I mean, just rin rints all the stuff out. I'm

2290
01:53:56,439 --> 01:53:58,120
Speaker 4: just throwing this out there. It literally just got brought

2291
01:53:58,200 --> 01:53:59,760
Speaker 4: up to his door in the commercial. But somebody said

2292
01:54:00,120 --> 01:54:01,760
Speaker 4: they worked for the guy who said that he did

2293
01:54:01,840 --> 01:54:03,800
Speaker 4: this like he would just he would time out his

2294
01:54:03,920 --> 01:54:05,760
Speaker 4: number two's so he would do him.

2295
01:54:05,720 --> 01:54:07,160
Speaker 2: Right before he'd go in the shower and didn't have

2296
01:54:07,200 --> 01:54:08,400
Speaker 2: to worry about any of the paperwork.

2297
01:54:08,960 --> 01:54:11,240
Speaker 9: I mean, I get not washing your hands, but feel

2298
01:54:11,280 --> 01:54:12,080
Speaker 9: free to clean.

2299
01:54:11,880 --> 01:54:14,400
Speaker 2: Yourself up going into the shower.

2300
01:54:14,720 --> 01:54:17,840
Speaker 9: Yeah, right here, you're standing there waiting for the water

2301
01:54:17,960 --> 01:54:18,240
Speaker 9: to warm.

2302
01:54:18,439 --> 01:54:20,519
Speaker 4: It's goofy and no, of course that's when you let

2303
01:54:20,600 --> 01:54:22,800
Speaker 4: the shower warm up while you're taking the number two,

2304
01:54:23,120 --> 01:54:24,479
Speaker 4: so that way it's already warmed.

2305
01:54:24,320 --> 01:54:25,799
Speaker 8: In the efficient.

2306
01:54:25,920 --> 01:54:27,719
Speaker 2: But you got to bend over and spread your cheeks.

2307
01:54:27,920 --> 01:54:30,439
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. It's all the area is and

2308
01:54:30,560 --> 01:54:32,440
Speaker 2: I'm saying is, yeah, don't don't bother with that if

2309
01:54:32,440 --> 01:54:34,400
Speaker 2: you don't have to. How do you clean that? Just

2310
01:54:34,440 --> 01:54:34,760
Speaker 2: a question?

2311
01:54:34,880 --> 01:54:36,680
Speaker 4: How do you clean your ass in just a regular

2312
01:54:36,720 --> 01:54:39,720
Speaker 4: showering situation? Are you bending over and spreading your teeth?

2313
01:54:39,720 --> 01:54:42,120
Speaker 12: Okay, so lets you take take a trattle instance hotel

2314
01:54:42,160 --> 01:54:46,640
Speaker 12: or whatever you yes, and washcloths are there for a reason.

2315
01:54:48,800 --> 01:54:54,480
Speaker 2: I'm not using a respectful Yeah. If it's the shower

2316
01:54:54,560 --> 01:54:56,720
Speaker 2: head that comes off the wall, then you could use

2317
01:54:56,800 --> 01:54:59,800
Speaker 2: that like that uh fracking a hose basically, but that's

2318
01:54:59,800 --> 01:55:02,440
Speaker 2: how you wash your ass in the shower, if like

2319
01:55:02,520 --> 01:55:05,640
Speaker 2: for a regular shower like not not like post number two,

2320
01:55:05,720 --> 01:55:08,240
Speaker 2: like just going in your showering, So how do you

2321
01:55:08,400 --> 01:55:10,480
Speaker 2: wash your ass? Are you just are you using a just.

2322
01:55:10,520 --> 01:55:13,520
Speaker 7: A bar wash cloth, a bar soap just all over

2323
01:55:13,560 --> 01:55:15,120
Speaker 7: the body and then you just kind of up down

2324
01:55:15,200 --> 01:55:16,720
Speaker 7: uptown and then wait.

2325
01:55:16,560 --> 01:55:19,160
Speaker 2: Wait, so you rub the bar soap in your ass? Crack?

2326
01:55:19,880 --> 01:55:22,360
Speaker 9: Sure it's so And that's the same stuffing that goes

2327
01:55:22,400 --> 01:55:22,920
Speaker 9: on your face.

2328
01:55:23,200 --> 01:55:25,240
Speaker 2: I don't put some so weird.

2329
01:55:25,600 --> 01:55:26,120
Speaker 8: That's such a guy.

2330
01:55:26,400 --> 01:55:31,920
Speaker 2: I don't care. I don't use I don't have And

2331
01:55:32,000 --> 01:55:33,200
Speaker 2: you say, the only way that you wash.

2332
01:55:33,400 --> 01:55:36,160
Speaker 12: You only wash your ass with a washcloth, not only

2333
01:55:36,360 --> 01:55:38,400
Speaker 12: but if I know it needs to be washed and

2334
01:55:38,480 --> 01:55:40,920
Speaker 12: I don't have the right shower attachment, then yes.

2335
01:55:40,880 --> 01:55:42,960
Speaker 2: And needs to be washed. Like if you're just taking

2336
01:55:42,960 --> 01:55:43,600
Speaker 2: a regular shower.

2337
01:55:43,720 --> 01:55:45,240
Speaker 4: Let's say you didn't just number two, but you're just

2338
01:55:45,280 --> 01:55:47,920
Speaker 4: taking your regular shower, you're not washing your ass by default.

2339
01:55:48,400 --> 01:55:50,040
Speaker 12: Yeah, but I will do I'll do more of what

2340
01:55:50,200 --> 01:55:54,480
Speaker 12: Menace is talking about with the lean and spread spread Yeah.

2341
01:55:54,560 --> 01:55:59,000
Speaker 2: And then also though no, but you have the body

2342
01:55:59,200 --> 01:56:02,080
Speaker 2: wash versus the bar. It's way better than you know.

2343
01:56:03,240 --> 01:56:05,840
Speaker 2: The question is how do you then how do you

2344
01:56:05,880 --> 01:56:08,400
Speaker 2: then ensure that that's all rinsed away, all the wild

2345
01:56:09,280 --> 01:56:10,320
Speaker 2: the water clear.

2346
01:56:10,560 --> 01:56:13,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can stand with your back to the to

2347
01:56:13,760 --> 01:56:15,680
Speaker 4: the shower water and then just have your hand and

2348
01:56:15,800 --> 01:56:18,000
Speaker 4: just put until you can tell when there's still soaping

2349
01:56:18,040 --> 01:56:19,040
Speaker 4: the aqueduct.

2350
01:56:19,320 --> 01:56:22,120
Speaker 9: And remember that proctologist said you're supposed to like spread

2351
01:56:22,160 --> 01:56:24,760
Speaker 9: it apart with your hands and get in the folds and.

2352
01:56:24,800 --> 01:56:29,240
Speaker 6: Then uh you to one extra wipe beat and out

2353
01:56:29,280 --> 01:56:32,520
Speaker 6: of the shower with no no, with the toilet paper.

2354
01:56:35,960 --> 01:56:37,320
Speaker 2: To make sure it's dry.

2355
01:56:37,600 --> 01:56:40,720
Speaker 4: Someone's saying the same thing like wiping your ass before

2356
01:56:40,760 --> 01:56:43,200
Speaker 4: then get just number two. Wiping your ass before you

2357
01:56:43,240 --> 01:56:44,840
Speaker 4: then get right into the shower. Is that the same

2358
01:56:44,880 --> 01:56:46,720
Speaker 4: as rinsing your dishes before you put them in the

2359
01:56:46,760 --> 01:56:49,920
Speaker 4: dish one, which which I do.

2360
01:56:50,160 --> 01:56:50,840
Speaker 2: I do the same thing.

2361
01:56:50,880 --> 01:56:54,120
Speaker 7: You want to get all the big stuff off. Separate

2362
01:56:54,280 --> 01:56:57,440
Speaker 7: bar of soap just for your butt. Here's my regular soap,

2363
01:56:57,480 --> 01:56:58,120
Speaker 7: and then here's now.

2364
01:56:58,480 --> 01:57:00,920
Speaker 2: See what I'm doing now. I moved to this system

2365
01:57:00,920 --> 01:57:03,280
Speaker 2: because I don't like loofahs. I don't like those poofs

2366
01:57:03,440 --> 01:57:06,920
Speaker 2: like whatever. First of all, they're gay, right right, that's one.

2367
01:57:06,960 --> 01:57:09,200
Speaker 2: But the number two, Yeah, there's that. No, I use

2368
01:57:09,240 --> 01:57:11,760
Speaker 2: a washcloth. I wet the washcloth and I put the

2369
01:57:12,080 --> 01:57:17,200
Speaker 2: h the body wash on the washcloth. Oh, that's for

2370
01:57:17,280 --> 01:57:19,600
Speaker 2: the body. I do the whole body thing. And then

2371
01:57:19,640 --> 01:57:21,880
Speaker 2: the very last thing I do is scrub your ass

2372
01:57:21,960 --> 01:57:25,760
Speaker 2: with the soapy washcloth and then rinks everything offs that clean.

2373
01:57:25,880 --> 01:57:28,240
Speaker 2: That's just water, just water to clean that water to

2374
01:57:28,320 --> 01:57:31,000
Speaker 2: clean what. No, again, there's body wash on the wash

2375
01:57:31,520 --> 01:57:34,760
Speaker 2: the washcloth that goes over all the parts. Right, The

2376
01:57:34,960 --> 01:57:36,800
Speaker 2: very last thing you do is your ass crack.

2377
01:57:36,880 --> 01:57:38,760
Speaker 12: What I'm saying is after that last part, then it's

2378
01:57:38,920 --> 01:57:41,680
Speaker 12: just the cloth doesn't go immediately into the washing machine.

2379
01:57:41,680 --> 01:57:45,400
Speaker 4: You do washing, of course, Yeah, of course, Okay, you

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Speaker 4: rent it out and I hang it over the side

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Speaker 4: of like a tub, and I wait for it to

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Speaker 4: dry and throw it in with the dirty towels.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I support that. Yeah, spread them though. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's like a road, it's like erosion. So get back

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Speaker 2: to just the question at hand. For our friend here,

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Speaker 2: you just number two and you're not wiping, not wiping

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Speaker 2: because you're going right into the shower. Not like you

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Speaker 2: got something else to do first, like do a little

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Speaker 2: aaron around the house and then get in the shower.

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Speaker 2: Like the water's running, you're gonna get off the toilet

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Speaker 2: and you go right in the shower. Is that acceptable

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Speaker 2: without without doing the paperwork? Yes or no? Over to

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Speaker 2: two to ninety seven. This is dumb. This is dumb.

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Speaker 2: This is the real question.

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Speaker 8: It's important.

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Speaker 2: It's an important question. It needs to be answered thoughtfully. Yeah,

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01:58:29,200 --> 01:58:32,000
Speaker 2: exactly right. This is our job. Guys, we're at work

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Speaker 2: right now. Somebody, somebody somewhere is doing a really important

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Speaker 2: job today, and this is our this is our big debate. Hey,

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Speaker 2: what'd you do at work today? Well, we're trying to

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Speaker 2: figure out if it was acceptable just to take a

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Speaker 2: number two and go directly to the shower without doing

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Speaker 2: the paperwork, and the company paid us for it. Documentary

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Speaker 2: insensitivity draining for a politically world.

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Speaker 4: Well, that's gonna do it for this hour. That's gonna

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Speaker 4: do it for today's show. That's gonna do it for

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Speaker 4: this week. Everybody time too. So anything you missed this week,

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Speaker 4: get caught up full.

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Speaker 2: Show podcast, it's waiting for you by going to the

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Speaker 2: woodieshow dot com today of course the UIQ Fail.

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Speaker 4: Stories, Medacees late night monologue we can review real nice

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Speaker 4: work as always a little buddy, Thank you, yeah, thank

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Speaker 4: you so much for participating in the show this week.

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Speaker 2: Again, get caught up right there wherever you find your podcast,

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Speaker 2: or just by going to the woodieshow dot com. We

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Speaker 2: will regroup here over the weekend, meet back here on Monday,

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Speaker 2: sonic a plan. Okay, I guess. So anything you got

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Speaker 2: for us between now and then, you can leave on

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Speaker 2: the after hours voicemail that numbers eight seven, seven forty

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Speaker 2: four Woodie or finals, follow us on social media. Look

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Speaker 2: for us there at the Woody Show. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 2: Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please Yeah, sadly, running

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Speaker 2: your mouth is not exercise. I'll wed be so fit heights.

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Speaker 2: I mean, just look at the amount of exercise we

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Speaker 2: do for this show. For one day, I know we'd

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Speaker 2: be ripped. Damn, that'd be awesome. We'd have the v

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Speaker 2: I know. Thank you very much, Greg gory Due, Thank

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Speaker 2: you so much for giving the Wodies Show some of

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Speaker 2: your valuable time this week. You know we love it.

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Speaker 4: Appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can

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Speaker 4: suck it. Catch back here on Monday. Have a great weekend.

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Speaker 4: SMD Doublem Bye, great Friday.

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Speaker 1: You mother,