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Speaker 2: Hey, worre's Jed. We need Jed. Jed wants to make

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Speaker 2: some money right now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, we do commercials all the time on

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Speaker 1: the air, and Jed has.

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Speaker 2: His own commercial. First.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if it's a commercial for a

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Speaker 1: business or a pitch like Shark Tank. We're live on

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Speaker 1: ninety three to three FLZ and if anyone's got a

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Speaker 1: you know, maybe they want to buy into this, or

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Speaker 1: maybe just maybe you have an idea you would like

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Speaker 1: to pitch, do a little shark tank.

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Speaker 2: You might have some investors right now.

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Speaker 1: Eight hundred and four own nine ninety three ninety three

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Speaker 1: Coe text at ninety seven to seven two zero. The

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Speaker 1: Humane Society would actually be.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's okay. Katie's my main point of contact on this,

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Speaker 3: so let me give you the pitch.

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Speaker 2: Katie.

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Speaker 3: There are a lot of single guys out there that

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Speaker 3: they just really struggle with approaching women, and they don't

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Speaker 3: want to be on the dating apps. They don't want

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Speaker 3: to do the bar of the club scene anymore. They

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Speaker 3: just want to meet somebody out naturally organically. Okay, these

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Speaker 3: guys don't have dogs. So my proposal for this, and

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Speaker 3: you can take ten percent equity for one hundred thousand dollars,

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Speaker 3: is so a million dollar business. I think that we

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Speaker 3: should rent out puppies per hour or dogs per hour

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Speaker 3: for single guys. They're trying to get girls. It's like

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Speaker 3: a total chick magnet. And if you are seen with

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Speaker 3: a dog in public, especially a cute one like a girl's,

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Speaker 3: are just going to gravitate towards you. So I propose

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Speaker 3: that we do I don't know, dogs are worth a lot.

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Speaker 3: Let's do twenty five dollars an hour, minimum of four

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Speaker 3: dollars four hours, so you have one hundred dollars. Let's

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Speaker 3: just say I have a stable of I don't know,

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Speaker 3: ten fifteen puppies, ranging in all varieties of sizes from

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Speaker 3: small to big mastiffs. Doesn't matter, right, depends on the

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Speaker 3: personality of the person. They can pick and choose their dog.

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Speaker 3: I think it'd be a great idea to do a

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Speaker 3: puppy rental service, Joe, and it's a good way for

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Speaker 3: you can either foster dogs through this or you can,

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Speaker 3: you know, kind of rent to own. I don't know

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Speaker 3: if that's a really great thing to do morally, but

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Speaker 3: I think it's a good way to make money. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I think we should do this for puppies because girls

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Speaker 3: love puppies. We got too many single guys in this

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Speaker 3: like they used to in the day, So I think

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Speaker 3: that this would be a genius business. I think we

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Speaker 3: would get a lot of people investing it. The Joe

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Speaker 3: shows pupp and Dump. I don't know what we call it.

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Speaker 3: Who's the richest type of person, uh, Warren Buffett investing

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Speaker 3: kind of guy?

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Speaker 2: Wrong?

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Speaker 3: Okay, who's the richest kind of person, Joe?

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Speaker 2: People who run charities?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 2: What if we pose as a charity?

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Speaker 3: I like where you're going. Okay, so we have nonprofit status, okay.

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Speaker 1: Exactly, we team up with the Humane Society, Okay, furry Fridays.

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Speaker 1: What we do is we say hey, and obviously we

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Speaker 1: donate some of the proceeds, yeah, in society, but we

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Speaker 1: keep most of.

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Speaker 2: It to get rich.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And what we do is we team up with them. Now, wait,

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Speaker 1: hold on, that sounds horrible. Why are we taking advantage

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Speaker 1: of the human in society? Guess what we're not? Because

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Speaker 1: we're finding forever homes for these dogs. They rent the dog,

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Speaker 1: but they fall in love with the puppy while they're

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Speaker 4: And they can't break the new girl's heart by giving

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Speaker 4: the dog back.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, so, not only are we getting rich, but we're

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Speaker 1: helping get dogs adopted. Now, I think we're cooking with

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Speaker 1: gas thoughts on that, Katie.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna pull the mister Wonderful No, okay.

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Speaker 2: Good thing, good thing, you don't run the humans.

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Speaker 3: Katie is gonna do how the money has to go

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Speaker 3: to the Humane Society, and.

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Speaker 2: You do it out of the kindness of your heart.

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Speaker 2: Find out a little kickback. It's a little bit, Katie,

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Speaker 2: a little kickback.

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Speaker 1: We don't take the majority of the money, a little

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Speaker 3: We just take ten. Well, Katie is like mister Wonderful

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Speaker 3: on Shark Take, which is Kevin O'Leary. And what he does,

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Speaker 3: Joe is he does these deals where he's like, well,

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Speaker 3: I want I'm gonna give you thirty percent and then

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Speaker 3: once my thirty percent is invested that I want ten

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Speaker 3: percent annual gratuities for life. And that's what he does. So, Katie,

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Speaker 3: how do we adjust this deal to where you get

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Speaker 3: your stuff in perpetuity forever.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't feel like there is.

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Speaker 4: But foster town is a thing you can do, like

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Speaker 4: a trial thing, and it's called a foster fail if

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Speaker 4: you foster and then you.

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Speaker 2: End up adopting them.

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Speaker 1: So we attach dating into this, and we want a kickback.

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Speaker 1: That's it, just a little kickback, you know, just a

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Speaker 1: little bit, a little bit kickback. Morally, I just can't

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Speaker 1: how is that morally bad? We're getting they're getting money.

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Speaker 1: We just need a little bit of a kickback.

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Speaker 4: Everybody's getting money, everybody getting paid.

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Speaker 3: The dog is getting home, We get.

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Speaker 4: Money, and the humans decides getting money as well.

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Speaker 1: You scratch my back, I scratch yours. Think about that.

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Speaker 1: Think about that.

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Speaker 4: We can talk to dogs right now and they will

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Speaker 4: call in and they will look.

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Speaker 1: They would be like, this is so awesome. I can't

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Speaker 1: believe it. And of course you should get a little

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Speaker 1: bit of a kickback. Intellectual property. At least, we'll sell

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I'll bounce it off.

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Speaker 2: Let's see what they say.

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Speaker 1: Since you said not to that, you probably don't want

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Speaker 1: my idea to what's your idea?

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Speaker 2: Well, Ashley, imagine this we had babies to this.

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Speaker 4: I knew you were going to say no, yeah with

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Speaker 4: foster kids and then maybe they people want to adopt

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Speaker 4: the kids.

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Speaker 1: No, why nah, dude, chicks dig babies.

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Speaker 2: They don't check this out. DSA, do you dig babies?

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Speaker 5: I mean I do dig a baby?

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah.

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Speaker 4: But if you met a guy walking with a baby,

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Speaker 4: You're like, hey, totally gonna give you.

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Speaker 5: With a random baby, like this is my niece. Where's

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Speaker 5: your niece?

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Speaker 3: Go?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: To worry about about?

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Speaker 1: You say that they have a program like this where

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Speaker 1: you can rent a dog.

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Speaker 5: Well, it's not really renting, it's you can take a

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Speaker 5: dog out for like a doggy take from the Humane Society.

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Speaker 5: It gives them a break. And but I mean, if you,

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Speaker 5: if you, maybe you could be the guys that like

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Speaker 5: you assign all of the dates and then rent the

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Speaker 5: time out to other people.

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Speaker 2: Jed, what do you think?

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Speaker 3: I think that we got to monetize it.

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Speaker 2: Where are you going?

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Speaker 1: By the way you disappear and this is uh, well

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Speaker 1: your topic, buddy, this is your business plan.

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Speaker 2: Because of this one.

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Speaker 1: Because of this, I want fifty percent of the company.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 3: No, I want fifteen Okay, then you'd have to get it.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I've just been selling it one hundred and

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Speaker 3: fifty thousand dollars. It's a million dollar business. I'm telling

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Speaker 3: you we are going to be renting money.

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Speaker 1: How much of the huge like, how much is the

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Speaker 1: Humane Society going to get out of this? We just

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Speaker 1: said that we're going to give them majority.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I would say, I think if we get a

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Speaker 3: twenty percent cut, that's pretty fair.

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Speaker 1: So they would get eighty percent, Yes, eight hundred thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars for the Humane Society. And Katie doesn't want to

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Speaker 1: make it sweeten the deal.

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Speaker 3: It's just the evaluation based off the company. Whatever we

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Speaker 3: take in revenue wise, we would give eighty percent of

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Speaker 3: it to the Humane Society.

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Speaker 1: Says, this is this idea kind of making you go,

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Speaker 1: let's make a deal.

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Speaker 5: I mean, so I I do a thing with old people.

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Speaker 5: You said, baby, So I do a thing with old

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Speaker 5: people on nursing person.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 5: Yes, So if anyone in the area wants to come

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Speaker 5: hang out with old people for an hour, we seed

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Speaker 5: some awesome stuff. So we do a poetry and storytelling

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Speaker 5: event with senior citizens. So come run out, my come

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Speaker 5: run out, my grandparents.

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Speaker 4: Can you do that. I'm serious, dam me, Ed Ashley. Next,

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Speaker 4: I want to come hang out with grandparents. I'm so serious.

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Speaker 5: Love that so much. Thank you guys are so such

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Speaker 5: a joy in the morning.

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Speaker 1: And make them.

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Speaker 2: As don't tell of this, but I got an idea.

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Speaker 3: Okay, can I ask you a question real quick?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Do you think these grandparents are gonna be okay with me?

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Speaker 3: Like, let's see what year were they born?

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Speaker 5: I think they'll love you? So do you be a

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Speaker 5: d one of them? At the last event, one like

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Speaker 5: when we said what do you want to be when

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Speaker 5: you grow up? And did you be it? He was like,

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Speaker 5: I wanted to be a gangster and I'll never go.

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Speaker 4: Dm me, I'm gonna talk about this all the time.

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Speaker 3: On the year alcohol is there alcohol permitted at these events?

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Speaker 5: You know we haven't had alcohol, but I don't think

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Speaker 5: they would be so mad if we brought like some spritzers.

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Speaker 3: Brought to.

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Speaker 2: Actually steal a couple of them.

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Speaker 4: I am don't forget the dm ME, I'm gonna hang

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Speaker 4: out with grandparents. Katie's gonna be okay with Jed.

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Speaker 1: Indeed, having eight hundred thousand dollars for the Humane Society.

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Speaker 5: We bring the dogs, we bring the dogs to the

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Speaker 5: grandparents and get the families to adopt the dogs.

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Speaker 2: It's got money.

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Speaker 5: We're in business now together, you and.

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Speaker 1: I Yes, all right, you get how much of the company.

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Speaker 1: If we're getting of the Humane Society.

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Speaker 2: We're not going to make anything.

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Speaker 3: You get two percent in perpetuity.

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Speaker 2: All right? Two percent, grow by one percent every five years.

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Speaker 3: No what no, Then we give away all that in

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Speaker 3: the coming years.

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Speaker 1: We won't be even. It won't be oh yeah, ten years.

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Speaker 1: That'sa We love you, Thank you.

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Speaker 2: For doing what you do.

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Speaker 5: That I have a great guys.

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Speaker 1: And by the way, Fry Fridays is happening on Friday.

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Speaker 1: Every single Friday. We highlight a pet. We get a

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Speaker 1: little puppy, a.

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Speaker 3: Kitten, you bearded dragon.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we find them forever home. So we've got a

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Speaker 2: new uh.

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Speaker 3: These or if you get to get a pig that

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Speaker 3: looks like Jackie, which is still I know.

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