WEBVTT - Ask Dr. Jesse Friday

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<v Speaker 1>The Jesse Kelly Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Magnificent Friday,

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<v Speaker 2>and ask Doctor Jesse Friday. We're gonna talk about everything

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<v Speaker 2>from neighbors to legal immigrants, to social shame system. How's

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<v Speaker 2>that jibe with me not liking people fighting in public.

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<v Speaker 1>We're even gonna talk about ice in Japan. All that

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<v Speaker 1>and so.

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<v Speaker 2>Much more coming up in the final hour of The

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<v Speaker 2>Jesse Kelly Show. So let's good to this one. Here,

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<v Speaker 2>here's showgun oracle. Well, who are the worst suburban neighbors

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<v Speaker 2>to have that are otherwise good people? I moved into

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<v Speaker 2>a call to sack of hardcore yard guys mowing four

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<v Speaker 2>times a week minimum, and they seem to work in shifts.

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<v Speaker 2>You think you're gonna have a quiet dinner on the

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<v Speaker 2>porch or a quiet weekend. Nope, You're getting seven hours

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<v Speaker 2>straight of mowers, edgers, and leaf blowers.

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<v Speaker 1>What say you?

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<v Speaker 2>This question hit home for me because I am actually

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<v Speaker 2>in the middle of what can only be described as

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<v Speaker 2>a living hell when it comes to this. Here's the deal.

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<v Speaker 2>I I'm not a lawn guy, meaning I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to do it myself, and here in Texas, you don't

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<v Speaker 2>have to do it. I pay some Mexican landscape for

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<v Speaker 2>thirty bucks to mow it and trim it and everything

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<v Speaker 2>that doesn't cost really much. Right, however, you should see

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<v Speaker 2>the look of the stand on Chris's face already. However,

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<v Speaker 2>I fully understand that a lot of men, they take

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<v Speaker 2>a special pride in doing it. They enjoy doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to sell RV's with this guy. He's retired now, Cliffs.

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<v Speaker 2>His name, wonderful dude. I used to sell RV's with

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<v Speaker 2>this guy and we would, you know, we talked all

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<v Speaker 2>the time, are friends. And I would ask him what

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<v Speaker 2>he's going to do when he retires, and he told me,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna mow.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said what.

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<v Speaker 2>He not only is going to mow all of his

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<v Speaker 2>own stuff, he's going to volunteer down at the local

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<v Speaker 2>high school to mow the football field and whenever they

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<v Speaker 2>want done. Not out of the kindness of his heart,

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<v Speaker 2>although he's very kind. That's joy for him mowing. I

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<v Speaker 2>have these guys in my neighborhood, and the problem is

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<v Speaker 2>it's a Saturday. Maybe I'm going down to look at

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<v Speaker 2>some guns or something. I'm in the car with Ob

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm driving by mister lawn guy. And he's out

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<v Speaker 2>there with all the edgers and the equipment, and he's

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<v Speaker 2>making sure everything's perfect. And she has never said anything, well,

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<v Speaker 2>not much, but I can kind of feel this side

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<v Speaker 2>eye glare from ob of.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have any interest in doing anything? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I do not. So that's part of my living hell.

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<v Speaker 2>But if I can defend lawn guys I mentioned it's

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<v Speaker 2>a living hell, it's not necessarily just for them and

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<v Speaker 2>the side eye. I happen to live right next to

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<v Speaker 2>the opposite. Now, I told you I don't like to

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<v Speaker 2>do it mo the lawn things like that, but it's

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<v Speaker 2>done all the time. I believe the house should look

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<v Speaker 2>good on the outside. I also, out of respect for

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<v Speaker 2>my neighbors, think that, you know, let's get some mulch

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<v Speaker 2>in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's make sure the lawn is trimmed up.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not gonna have eight inch grass, that's not no.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's make sure things are trimmed up in looking good.

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<v Speaker 2>I may not personally be the one out there pushing

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<v Speaker 2>the mower, but my lawn looks.

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<v Speaker 1>Good at all times. My neighbor doesn't care.

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<v Speaker 2>The lawn is usually a foot pressing a foot. Oh, Chris, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you disappeared. What Chris said, we're in.

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<v Speaker 1>An ho aa. Well that's what they say.

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<v Speaker 2>I have seen no evidence of this, but you want

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<v Speaker 2>to know what happens in an hoa. For instance, this

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<v Speaker 2>is a good example. Guy's got a flower bed in

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<v Speaker 2>front of his house. At one point when he first

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<v Speaker 2>moved in, there were flowers in there. Again, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what kind of flowers. I'm not Pete Boodha judge.

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<v Speaker 2>There were flowers in there, Okay, Well they began to

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<v Speaker 2>get overrun with weeds, as what happened in a flower bed.

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<v Speaker 2>He just never pulled the weeds, never did anything. Soon

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<v Speaker 2>the flower bed was just weeds overflowing. So I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to make an assumption that the hoa gave him a

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<v Speaker 2>little call and said, hey, that looks really bad. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you know what he did? He did not everything out

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<v Speaker 2>and remulch and plant some azalias or whatever it is

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<v Speaker 2>people plant.

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<v Speaker 1>He just tore everything out.

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<v Speaker 2>Now he's got like three scraggly trees in an empty

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<v Speaker 2>flower bed that takes up the entire front of his house.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like an abandoned home. If you were just

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<v Speaker 2>going to look at the flowerbed, there's you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to go into it anymore. Hey, Jessey,

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<v Speaker 2>I hope you can receive and read this email, because

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<v Speaker 2>I've been I've sent you several emails, but I've never

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<v Speaker 2>been the lucky one. I'm originally from Cuba, but I

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<v Speaker 2>got my naturalization more than sixteen years ago, and since then,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm resigned from my Cuban citizenship. That's freaking awesome. I

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<v Speaker 2>have never ever visited the island again after all these years.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm proud to be a US citizen. I am a

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<v Speaker 2>huge red blood magafan of your show. Lately, I've been

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<v Speaker 2>hearing that the right that after mass deportation of frigging illegals,

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<v Speaker 2>which is fine by me, you were willing to start

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<v Speaker 2>with legal immigrants. Here's my question. Are legal immigrants like

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<v Speaker 2>me included on your list? Says I can say his name.

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<v Speaker 2>His name is Loew's Bell, Well Los Bell. Sorry if

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<v Speaker 2>I screwed that up, buddy, I don't know blaw that

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<v Speaker 2>and that well either way, no, and you know why

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<v Speaker 2>you said it right there in your email. You consider

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<v Speaker 2>yourself to be an American naturalized sixteen years you're an American.

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<v Speaker 2>If somebody asks you what you are. You wouldn't say Cuban,

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<v Speaker 2>would you. You would say I'm an American. That is

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<v Speaker 2>the test right there. That is the test, and that

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<v Speaker 2>is the test. So many legal immigrants currently in the

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<v Speaker 2>United States of America fail over and over and over again.

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<v Speaker 2>They are here to loot this country. They view it

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<v Speaker 2>as an economic zone, but they don't consider themselves to

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<v Speaker 2>be of this country. And a dead give away every

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<v Speaker 2>single time is when you ask them what they are.

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<v Speaker 2>The Somalis are probably the worst at this because they're

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<v Speaker 2>too dumb to figure out that you should actually change

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<v Speaker 2>how you talk. They'll get up and flat out say

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<v Speaker 2>I'm here for Somalia and I'm Somali, I'm Smali.

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<v Speaker 1>This, I'm Samali, that I'm Somemall. Well wait a minute, then,

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<v Speaker 1>why are you here?

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<v Speaker 2>Leave?

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<v Speaker 1>Go back to Somalia. No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>If you consider yourself an American, you put in the time,

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<v Speaker 2>you are a naturalized citizen of this country, and you

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<v Speaker 2>are an American. You don't call yourself a Mexican or

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<v Speaker 2>an Indian, or a Cuban or god forbid, a Canadian

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<v Speaker 2>or anything else, then you can stay. If you're mister

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<v Speaker 2>hyphenated whatever, get out and go back to where you

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<v Speaker 2>came from.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse.

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<v Speaker 2>On Tuesday, you express your displeasure at people making grievances

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<v Speaker 2>with each other public. I agree, but I wonder how

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<v Speaker 2>you reconcile that with the social shaming system. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>think Trump should pick his battles with more discretion? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I've mentioned before the social shame system being a very

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<v Speaker 2>powerful thing. But when I mentioned social shame system, it's

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<v Speaker 2>in reference to communists, or it's in reference to, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>people who are attacking our culture. It is not in

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<v Speaker 2>reference to people with whom we work with and vote

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<v Speaker 2>with and have political coalitions with. The social shame system

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<v Speaker 2>is not made for you to blast your son on

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<v Speaker 2>Instagram when he forgets to take out the trash. That's

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<v Speaker 2>not using a social shame system. That's just airing your

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<v Speaker 2>dirty laundry out in public. The social shame system would

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<v Speaker 2>be for Martina McBride, that country music singer who just

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<v Speaker 2>pulled out of that concert because she thought it was

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<v Speaker 2>too pro Trump, go to social media and pour your

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<v Speaker 2>scorn on her, color a coward color whatever. That is

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<v Speaker 2>an appropriate use of the social shame system. I will

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<v Speaker 2>insist again on this because it is true. You can

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<v Speaker 2>take any argument, any argument, and you can probably overcome

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<v Speaker 2>it over time unless you go public with it. When

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<v Speaker 2>you go public with it, there is no return none.

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<v Speaker 2>You have added public embarrassment. You've made it a public

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<v Speaker 2>spectacle once you go public with it. Your problems with

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<v Speaker 2>your employer or a fellow politician or.

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<v Speaker 1>Your mom or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Once you go public with it, once it's out there,

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<v Speaker 2>there is no return. That should pretty much never ever happen.

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<v Speaker 2>As far as does Trump do it too much? Trump

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<v Speaker 2>is what he is. I told you before. Trump is

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<v Speaker 2>a junkyard dog and he's never gonna change. He's what

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<v Speaker 2>eighty president of the United States of America billionaire. If

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<v Speaker 2>you're banking on Trump changing, you're gonna be You'll be

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<v Speaker 2>waiting around for a while. Tell Trump does business. Trump

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<v Speaker 2>will take it public immediately and loudly, Tai does it

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<v Speaker 2>is what it is The Jesse Kelly Show on a

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<v Speaker 2>magnificent Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday, and we will

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<v Speaker 2>be back Monday. We'll even do Medal of Honor Monday,

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<v Speaker 2>no matter where we're broadcasting from. Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow

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<v Speaker 2>dot Com is where you email your love, your hate

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<v Speaker 2>your death threats. Hey, Jesse, are there ice makers in Japan?

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<v Speaker 2>There are ice makers in Japan. However, there are parts

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<v Speaker 2>that's just so funny how different parts of the world work.

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<v Speaker 2>Like if you walk into McDonald's in Japan, there's there's ice.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't worry, you're gonna have ice. You're in a hotel,

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<v Speaker 2>there's gonna be ice. I'm not gonna act like there's

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<v Speaker 2>not ice, but when you're out and about it's not

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<v Speaker 2>as prevalent. And in seven eleven. Get this, seven eleven

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<v Speaker 2>is enormous in Japan, enormous. It was founded by a

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<v Speaker 2>Japanese guide. You know that, Chris, Everyone seven eleven is Indian.

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<v Speaker 2>Seven eleven is Japanese. It's just that Indians run the

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<v Speaker 2>ones in the United States of America, so everyone thinks

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<v Speaker 2>seven eleven is Indian. Seven eleven is Japanese. Seven eleven

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<v Speaker 2>in Japan is amazing. What kind of amazing. They make

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<v Speaker 2>the freshest sandwiches you've ever eaten in your life.

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<v Speaker 1>Every day.

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<v Speaker 2>I ate a meal in seven eleven multiple times when

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<v Speaker 2>I was over there. Chris said, like BUCkies, much smaller,

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<v Speaker 2>but a similar style.

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<v Speaker 1>A smoothie. If you want a smoothie.

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<v Speaker 2>Great, you can go buy the cup with the ingredients

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<v Speaker 2>you want and walk over to the seven eleven smoothie

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<v Speaker 2>machine and it'll blend up your smoothie for you right there.

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<v Speaker 2>They have all these homemade things they make in house. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>very similar to BUCkies. They even sell cups of ice.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no ice machine, but you can buy a cup

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<v Speaker 2>of ice.

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<v Speaker 1>What about that? Very different? Wonderful though, And I kid

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<v Speaker 1>you not.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife and I have each said to each other

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<v Speaker 2>since we got back, I missed seven eleven. We would

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<v Speaker 2>just go every day, just go grab something's well, Jesse,

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<v Speaker 2>what's the grossest thing someone can do that is really

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<v Speaker 2>good for their health? Eat vegetables? Vegetables are just so

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<v Speaker 2>unbelievably wretched. I don't understand why God did that to us.

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<v Speaker 2>Because they are really good for you and you need

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<v Speaker 2>to eat them. That's why alb has to make a

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<v Speaker 2>smoothie in the morning. But man, for something that important,

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<v Speaker 2>why did it have to be so disgusting?

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<v Speaker 1>It's awful?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Jesse, what's your general opinion or what's your opinion

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<v Speaker 2>of General Bernard Montgomery Montgomery, in case you're not a

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<v Speaker 2>World War two buff he was the British general in

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<v Speaker 2>World War Two. I don't have any issue with Montgomery.

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<v Speaker 2>Montgomery was more slow and methodical than our generals were,

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<v Speaker 2>and that did cause a lot of tension when dealing

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<v Speaker 2>with us. But remember that different countries have different war philosophy,

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<v Speaker 2>and this is a really important thing to remember. How

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<v Speaker 2>easily can you replace your stuff, your materials, and your men,

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<v Speaker 2>How easily can they be replaced? The answer to that

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<v Speaker 2>question will oftentimes determine how super aggressive you can be.

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<v Speaker 2>Americans get credit during World War Two in many other

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<v Speaker 2>wars for being very aggressive on the battlefield. American commanders

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<v Speaker 2>go go, go, push, push, push, off, off, offense all

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<v Speaker 2>the time, and I like that. That's a good thing, right,

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<v Speaker 2>But we also have the luxury of doing that because

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<v Speaker 2>we have unlimited fuel. We have you know what, we

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<v Speaker 2>lost five tanks in this offensive, No big deal. We've

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<v Speaker 2>got ten more coming off the boat tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Up.

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<v Speaker 2>You're running out of men. We're not running out of men.

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<v Speaker 2>The recruit lines are around the block.

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<v Speaker 1>Still. I have an endless supply of.

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<v Speaker 2>Food and men and fuel and bullets and tank and

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<v Speaker 2>anything else. Therefore, I can be very, very aggressive. That

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<v Speaker 2>was not the case with Britain was definitely not now,

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<v Speaker 2>but that was not the case with Britain by the

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<v Speaker 2>time we got to World War Two. By the time

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<v Speaker 2>we get to World War two, Great Britain was a

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<v Speaker 2>dying power. They're still dying. Remember, it takes a long

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<v Speaker 2>time for a great nation to die, but a fading

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<v Speaker 2>power in the world. They didn't have the economy to

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<v Speaker 2>support a war like that, didn't have the troops to

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<v Speaker 2>support a war like that, and they acquitted themselves very wrong,

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<v Speaker 2>very well.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not dogging on them at all.

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<v Speaker 2>The raf and the British did great things fighting the

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<v Speaker 2>Japanese and India and everything. The Brits did great things

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<v Speaker 2>in World War Two. That was not meant to be

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<v Speaker 2>an insult at all. But they didn't have a fraction

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<v Speaker 2>of what we had.

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<v Speaker 1>They not a fraction of what we had.

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<v Speaker 2>So a guy like Montgomery, if you read somebody who

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<v Speaker 2>criticizes him, and all criticism is warranted, it is fine.

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<v Speaker 2>They'll oftentimes point to how slow he was or methodical

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<v Speaker 2>he was. No, no, no, no, no, I don't I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to go yet. Well, he can't lose tanks like

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<v Speaker 2>we can lose tanks. He can't lose men like we

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<v Speaker 2>can lose men the.

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<v Speaker 1>Way it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Jesse, why does the conservative media constantly repeat the

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<v Speaker 2>line if gas prices don't drop soon, Republicans are going

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<v Speaker 2>to get blown out in the midterms.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get this straight.

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<v Speaker 2>Voters are going to be so upset about this temporary

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<v Speaker 2>spiking gas prices, they're going to elect the same Democrats

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<v Speaker 2>who were the reason gas prices were so high, really,

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<v Speaker 2>the same people who terminated Yeah, yes, you are politically informed.

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<v Speaker 2>You understand that voting for Democrats because you're mad about

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<v Speaker 2>gas prices is the most suicidal thing in history. You

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<v Speaker 2>understand that because you pay attention. People who pay attention

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<v Speaker 2>are not the deciding vote in elections. I am voting

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<v Speaker 2>for the GOP ticket straight down the line in November.

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<v Speaker 2>You probably are too. The Jesse Kelly Show on a

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<v Speaker 2>Fantastic Friday. We're gonna get through as many of these

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<v Speaker 2>as we possibly can. And the final what do we

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<v Speaker 2>have We only have two segments set in the final

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<v Speaker 2>couple segments we have left. We're going to get through

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<v Speaker 2>as many of these as we possibly can. Jesse, my

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<v Speaker 2>wife of thirty six years, goes grocery shopping, comes home,

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<v Speaker 2>with all kinds of healthy things like salads, low sodium,

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<v Speaker 2>mists and low fat. That I go shopping, I'm come

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<v Speaker 2>home with all kinds of things that taste good, pork sausage,

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<v Speaker 2>frozen pizza. I'm sixty eight and living life right or wrong. Yeah, Look,

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<v Speaker 2>you're right that you have to live your life. And

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<v Speaker 2>your wife is also right that she's going to try

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<v Speaker 2>to keep you alive, living your life as long as

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<v Speaker 2>humanly possible. And this is always going to be a

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<v Speaker 2>conflict in every marriage and history of mankind. Hey, Jesse,

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<v Speaker 2>I just wonder how much fraud has contributed to the

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<v Speaker 2>rise in optism diagnosis across the country. If the fraud

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<v Speaker 2>gets stopped, we see the number of diagnoses flatten out

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<v Speaker 2>or possibly decrease. Just the thought. Look, anytime, anytime you

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<v Speaker 2>get a government incentive, a government incentive for anything, you're

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<v Speaker 2>going to get more of that something. Governments have the

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<v Speaker 2>ability to incentivize and disincentivize things, disincentivize being what you

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<v Speaker 2>would want it to be. Things like crime. If crime

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<v Speaker 2>is punished severely, crime goes down. Look at El Salvador.

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<v Speaker 2>If crime is punished severely, crime goes down, vice versa.

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<v Speaker 2>What does the government dole out money for, you can

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<v Speaker 2>put whatever it is. There's a look in our country,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a million things. The government doles out money for.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever those things are. Whatever they are, there is going

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<v Speaker 2>to be fraud there. There is people. When government checks

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<v Speaker 2>start rolling in, people will find a way to steal

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<v Speaker 2>government money. And government is famously corrupt and incompetent. So frankly,

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<v Speaker 2>there's nothing easier to steal from than the government. And

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<v Speaker 2>most of the time this quote, stealing is legal. Just

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<v Speaker 2>get a doctor someone like that. Yeah, yeah, he definitely

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<v Speaker 2>has autism. Anyway, Pay me a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 1>It's awful.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Psycho Jesse, what's your favorite action movies? One with

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<v Speaker 2>explosions and one without? Favorite action movie without explosions might

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<v Speaker 2>be Gladiator? What, Chris, what is your problem?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? Like Gladiator? What's wrong with Gladiator? And is not.

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<v Speaker 2>Predictable for me? You didn't know, That's what I was

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<v Speaker 2>going to say. You didn't anyway, Chris is a liar.

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<v Speaker 2>No explosions. Would probably be Gladiator with explosions, man, that's

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<v Speaker 2>tough with explosions. Might be We Were Soldiers. That's a

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<v Speaker 2>really great Vietnam movie. Mel Gibson movie if you haven't

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<v Speaker 2>seen it, it's really really good. Probably not for the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a little violent, but it's a very good movie. Hey, Jesse,

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<v Speaker 2>you're telling me that within a century we've gone from

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<v Speaker 2>actual sacrifice to defeat evil to voting for the end

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<v Speaker 2>of Western civilization while also defeating evil because our gas

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<v Speaker 2>prices are temporarily unstable. All right, So this guy's obviously

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<v Speaker 2>mad that the American people are mad about the Iran

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<v Speaker 2>effect on gas prices. I understand if you and your

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<v Speaker 2>mind equate the evils of Iran, what Iran is dumb

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<v Speaker 2>and what they say they want to do, If you

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<v Speaker 2>equate that with Hitler or the imperial Japanese, I understand

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<v Speaker 2>if you make that comparison. Certainly if you're an israel

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<v Speaker 2>or a hardcore prosionist, I understand that comparison, because Iran's

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<v Speaker 2>pretty loud about their apocalyptic plans for Israel, right, So

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<v Speaker 2>I understand how you would make that comparison. However, from

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<v Speaker 2>an American perspective. From an American perspective, Americans do not

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<v Speaker 2>view Iran the same way they view Japan after bombing

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<v Speaker 2>Pearl Harbor, and it's criminally naive. If you think they're

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<v Speaker 2>ever going to They're just not. Yes, you can point

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<v Speaker 2>to Iran funding this terrorist thing, and Iran training and

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<v Speaker 2>funding all those suicide bombers in Iracket. You can point

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<v Speaker 2>to all these things till they're blue in the face.

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<v Speaker 2>None of those things was some seminole event like the

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<v Speaker 2>Japanese navy nuking our Pacific fleet at Pearl Harbor without

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<v Speaker 2>declaring war. That kind of a sucker punch from Japan

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<v Speaker 2>created such a white hot anger in the average American.

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<v Speaker 2>We had multiple guys in this country kill themselves because

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<v Speaker 2>for one reason or another they couldn't go join the

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<v Speaker 2>war effort. That is how committed the average American was.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you know American approval the American public approved the

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<v Speaker 2>war against Japan ninety eight percent. Ninety eight percent in

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<v Speaker 2>your mind understandably, Well, that's Iran. You're never going to

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<v Speaker 2>sell that through the average American, average American.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's already hurting.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, keep in mind that's a big fan in this too.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's remember the big reason Donald Trump was elected was inflation.

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<v Speaker 2>People remember what it was like to afford things five

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<v Speaker 2>years ago. Then we shut down the country for the

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<v Speaker 2>flu and printed a bunch of money. We don't have

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<v Speaker 2>to go into that right now. Then we shut down

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<v Speaker 2>the country. Now people can't afford things. People are already squeezed.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a big reason they ran to the polls and

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<v Speaker 2>Donald Trump won the popular vote. We all like to

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<v Speaker 2>consider our own pet issues being the real reason Trump won.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you know me, I'm a big pro lifer.

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<v Speaker 2>I could sit here and tell you, you know, America

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<v Speaker 2>finally had enough of abortion, and that's what Trump won.

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<v Speaker 2>That's ridiculous. That's not why Donald Trump won. America doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>care about abortion, not in any significant way.

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<v Speaker 1>It's sad.

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<v Speaker 2>But what we don't have to go into that. America

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't care. That's not why Trump won. Trump won because

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<v Speaker 2>of inflation and immigration. Inflation and immigration. Inflation and immigration

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<v Speaker 2>because people are already hurting. Now, when you tell someone

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<v Speaker 2>who's already hurting, can't find a job, can't make ends me.

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<v Speaker 2>They're already hurting, and you tell them, hey, I need

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<v Speaker 2>you to pay more with the pump because we got

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<v Speaker 2>to go get iron. That's a hard sell and it

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<v Speaker 2>has it well. I don't even have to explain it

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<v Speaker 2>to you. The poll numbers tell you it hasn't been

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<v Speaker 2>sold they're not buying. You can call them dumb or ridiculous,

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<v Speaker 2>and you might be totally correct. I'm not arguing with you,

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<v Speaker 2>but it hasn't been sold. They're not sold. It's why

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<v Speaker 2>he's trying for a deal. Hey, Jesse, if Texas can't

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<v Speaker 2>keep the Muslims from building and growing their communities, then

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<v Speaker 2>how can the rest of America do it? Your state judiciary,

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<v Speaker 2>let me down. What can be done about the covert takeover?

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<v Speaker 2>It's all about immigration. You're asking states, or you're asking

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<v Speaker 2>states to make laws that wouldn't be effective anyway. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not defending any inaction by the Texas state government or

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<v Speaker 2>other state government. But the lamest thing is to say

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<v Speaker 2>we should ban sharia law. I mean, that's fine, ban

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<v Speaker 2>sharia law.

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<v Speaker 1>I get that.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you continue to import millions and millions of Muslims,

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to have sharia law.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care what.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care how many times you try to ban it.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll ban it at the federal level. We'll ban it

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<v Speaker 2>here in Texas, we'll ben it Wyoming. You can pass

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<v Speaker 2>all the laws you want, you keep importing them.

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<v Speaker 1>That decides your future. Immigration decides the future of the country.

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<v Speaker 1>It decides the future of elections. It is you hate

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<v Speaker 1>to say anything is the one issue.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you had to pick one issue that really

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<v Speaker 2>solves or goes a long way to solving all of them,

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<v Speaker 2>it's immigration. As I've said over and over and over again.

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<v Speaker 2>With the mass deportation of foreigners, we cannot lose. We

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<v Speaker 2>will defeat the communists and we will take our country back.

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<v Speaker 2>With the mass importation of foreign we cannot win. Numbers

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<v Speaker 2>do not lie, We cannot overcome them. We have to

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<v Speaker 2>stop the mass importation of foreigners. It is there. Jesse

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<v Speaker 2>Kelly Show, final segment of the Jesse Kelly Show on

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<v Speaker 2>and ask doctor Jesse Friday. We are going to be

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<v Speaker 2>back on Monday for medal of honor Monday. You can

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<v Speaker 2>email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. We're not

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<v Speaker 2>going to be back in our studio that may or

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<v Speaker 2>may not still exist. Chris is getting positive positive news.

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<v Speaker 2>Look looks like things like be okay, which is good

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<v Speaker 2>because we have a lot of really sacred stuff in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Chris. There's a lot of pictures of me. Later what.

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<v Speaker 2>The equipment can be replaced, Chris, Pictures of me last

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<v Speaker 2>a lifetime all right, So I'm I won't be right

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<v Speaker 2>until I get in there and look at those pictures

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<v Speaker 2>again and make sure everything's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a Jesse Kelly chili recipe?

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<v Speaker 2>If not, why are you failing to uphold the basic

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<v Speaker 2>Kelly's standards?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>So the reason I chose to this is because one

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<v Speaker 2>the answer is no, and two the answer is soon.

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<v Speaker 2>I decided. You know, I'm an old man now, so

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<v Speaker 2>I have these weird old man urges. I have decided

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<v Speaker 2>that by the time summer is over, I am going

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<v Speaker 2>to have perfected some sort of a chili recipe chili,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm gonna dip garlic bread in my chili. I've

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<v Speaker 2>already decided what the dip is going to be, garlic bread,

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<v Speaker 2>which is the greatest thing ever. Chris asked beans. Chris,

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<v Speaker 2>you know me better than that. There's no beans. There's

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<v Speaker 2>not gonna be any beans. I am almost undoubtedly going

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<v Speaker 2>to steal someone else's recipe and claim it for my own.

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<v Speaker 2>As I've always told you, there's no limit to what

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<v Speaker 2>you can accomplish if you're willing to take credit for

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<v Speaker 2>someone else's work. I want some spice to it. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't need it face melting. But I want some spice

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<v Speaker 2>in my chili. I'm probably going to fight back against

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<v Speaker 2>any celery because the celery gives it a weird flavor

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<v Speaker 2>texture thing that I don't like. I want my chilea

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<v Speaker 2>to be meaty. It's got to be a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>meat on the thicker side, I would say, but not

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<v Speaker 2>too thick on the thicker side, but not too thick.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want meat paste. I just don't want pure soup.

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<v Speaker 2>I am probably going to find a slow cooker version

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<v Speaker 2>of this somehow, and I'll be amazing at it. And

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<v Speaker 2>let me explain why hold on, Chris, Listen, One time,

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<v Speaker 2>one time I decided I was going to make a

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<v Speaker 2>slow cooker spaghetti recipe spaghetti sauce. And I did it.

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<v Speaker 2>Granted I stole all this stuff from the Internet, but

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<v Speaker 2>that's neither here nor there. And I did it, and

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<v Speaker 2>I let this stuff slow brew and the cooker for

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<v Speaker 2>twenty four hours, and I was straight up Italian in there.

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking crushed tomato. Whatever what, Chris, I was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the greatest spaghetti sauce in the history of

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<v Speaker 2>spaghetti sauce. I've proven already that I can perfect it.

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<v Speaker 2>By the time summer is over, I will have stolen

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<v Speaker 2>someone else's chili recipe, made a minor adjustment, if any

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<v Speaker 2>adjustment at all, and I will then pass it off

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<v Speaker 2>as my own, and I will tell everybody about it. What, Chris, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I like that, Chris. Chris said, we'll call it the

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<v Speaker 2>Jesse Kelly signature. Just add a few drops of the

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<v Speaker 2>Chipotle Tabasco and my Jesse Kelly Burgers. Here's my problem

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<v Speaker 2>with that, though, Chris, isn't that a little repetitive? I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>we have the Chipotle Tabasco for the world famous Jesse

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<v Speaker 2>Kelly Berger. You start throwing it in the chili recipe,

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<v Speaker 2>then everyone's gonna start picking up on Wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 2>it seems like he just kind of adds Chipotle Tabasco

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<v Speaker 2>to everything and then he calls it his own. What okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Now that's a very fair point. Jewish producer Chris said,

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<v Speaker 2>do you change your signature, which, of course the answer

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<v Speaker 2>is no. Maybe that is my signature thing. Maybe Chipotle Tabasco.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe they should sponsor the show or something that. Hey, Jesse,

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<v Speaker 2>you once said your father fired you from his construction company.

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<v Speaker 2>Was it for not showing up? Because the only tools

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<v Speaker 2>you can hold in your tiny hands are made by

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<v Speaker 2>little touchy you know. It's not very nice for your information.

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<v Speaker 1>I was only.

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<v Speaker 2>Fired one time in my life. It was my father

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<v Speaker 2>who did the firing, and it was not my fault.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a conex box at work where we had

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<v Speaker 2>to lock up all of our tools at the end

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<v Speaker 2>of the construction day. My dad was not working with me.

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<v Speaker 2>He was off on another job. I was just, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>a regular grunt on the job site. Somebody on this

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<v Speaker 2>job site lost the tool for the connex box. My

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<v Speaker 2>dad came home after what was probably a pretty rough day,

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<v Speaker 2>so he wasn't in the best of moods. I got home,

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<v Speaker 2>I was pretty busted and tired. They work in constructions, good,

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<v Speaker 2>they work, no complaints, but I was tired. Dad decided

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<v Speaker 2>to accuse me of being the one who lost the

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<v Speaker 2>keys to the connics box. Well, look, I didn't defy

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<v Speaker 2>or back talk my father really ever, But in this moment,

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<v Speaker 2>I said, uh, no, I didn't, and he insisted I did,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was not going to back off because I

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<v Speaker 2>knew I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I said no, I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think that maybe the It was definitely the

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<v Speaker 2>first that might be the only time in my life

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<v Speaker 2>I've ever elevated my voice at my father. I was

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<v Speaker 2>that mad because I knew I had not done it.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he told me, well, you're fired, won't come

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<v Speaker 2>into work. And I told him, good, I don't want this.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want this crappy job. Anyway, stormed off to

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<v Speaker 2>my room. Old man slept on it, woke up apparently

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<v Speaker 2>had cooled off. I slept in. I don't have a

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<v Speaker 2>job now. I slept in, woke up to the phone ringing.

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<v Speaker 2>I go answer the phone. This is when we still

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<v Speaker 2>have phones in our house, not cell phones. I go

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<v Speaker 2>answer the phone and it's my dad yelling at me

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<v Speaker 2>for not being at work.

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<v Speaker 1>So there you go.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to put my stuff on good works.

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<v Speaker 1>Still not my fault. It's your fault.

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<v Speaker 2>If you don't switch to Pure Top, if you're paying

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<v Speaker 2>too much for your cell phone, it's your fault.

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<v Speaker 1>Then my dad would have yelled at you.

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<v Speaker 2>Does your mobile company do they give you unlimited high

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<v Speaker 2>speed data for thirty four to ninety nine a month,

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<v Speaker 2>no contract, no cancelation fee, You get to keep your

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<v Speaker 2>phone number. Ten minutes on the phone speaking to an

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<v Speaker 2>American Pure Talk iow's Americans who actually speak English thirty

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<v Speaker 2>four ninety nine a month, unlimited high speed data on

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<v Speaker 2>their five G network. Come on the Patriotic cell Phone Company,

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<v Speaker 2>the one that's led by a Vietnam veteran.

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<v Speaker 1>Pick up your phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Dial pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly Pound

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<v Speaker 2>two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly.

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<v Speaker 1>Switch to pure talk.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, all right, Jesse, have you been pounding your

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<v Speaker 2>chest over the primary defeats. It seems like you had

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<v Speaker 2>a major contribution to get people out to the primaries.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't have a major contribution to anything. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>control any of that stuff. I can yell and scream

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<v Speaker 2>all I want, but I'm just an idiot on the radio.

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<v Speaker 2>If the people themselves don't decide that they are going

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<v Speaker 2>to do something about the losers who represent them and

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<v Speaker 2>the GOP, then nothing will ever be done. No amount

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<v Speaker 2>of screaming or begging or anything else done by me

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<v Speaker 2>will ever get people out. People have to decide on

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<v Speaker 2>their own, and they had decided on their own. The

0:32:52.080 --> 0:32:54.680
<v Speaker 2>people in Louisiana decided they're done with Bill Cassidy.

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<v Speaker 1>Done. He came in dead last done.

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<v Speaker 2>John Cornyn was an immense powerful sitting senator from the

0:33:02.720 --> 0:33:08.400
<v Speaker 2>state of Texas, immensely powerful John Cornyn got massacred in

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<v Speaker 2>that primary. That's not me, that's all of us. That's

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<v Speaker 2>the people waking up and saying I have had enough,

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<v Speaker 2>and I am going to start punishing my representative, my

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<v Speaker 2>senator when they do me wrong, when they betray me,

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<v Speaker 2>betray my values, betray their promises, I am going to

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<v Speaker 2>punish them for their sins.

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<v Speaker 1>It is all of us.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't help any more than you elped, just trying

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<v Speaker 2>to get the word out, same way you're doing. Got

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<v Speaker 2>to get the word out. I was browbeating anybody a right. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>We are back on Monday again. If the show sounds different,

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<v Speaker 2>it's because we're at a different studio and we will

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<v Speaker 2>be until we hack our way back into our old

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<v Speaker 2>studio and see if it's still standing. All right, put

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<v Speaker 2>your phone down, enjoy your weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all