Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2: Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Magnificent Friday,
Speaker 2: and ask Doctor Jesse Friday. We're gonna talk about everything
Speaker 2: from neighbors to legal immigrants, to social shame system. How's
Speaker 2: that jibe with me not liking people fighting in public.
Speaker 1: We're even gonna talk about ice in Japan. All that
Speaker 1: and so.
Speaker 2: Much more coming up in the final hour of The
Speaker 2: Jesse Kelly Show. So let's good to this one. Here,
Speaker 2: here's showgun oracle. Well, who are the worst suburban neighbors
Speaker 2: to have that are otherwise good people? I moved into
Speaker 2: a call to sack of hardcore yard guys mowing four
Speaker 2: times a week minimum, and they seem to work in shifts.
Speaker 2: You think you're gonna have a quiet dinner on the
Speaker 2: porch or a quiet weekend. Nope, You're getting seven hours
Speaker 2: straight of mowers, edgers, and leaf blowers.
Speaker 1: What say you?
Speaker 2: This question hit home for me because I am actually
Speaker 2: in the middle of what can only be described as
Speaker 2: a living hell when it comes to this. Here's the deal.
Speaker 2: I I'm not a lawn guy, meaning I don't want
Speaker 2: to do it myself, and here in Texas, you don't
Speaker 2: have to do it. I pay some Mexican landscape for
Speaker 2: thirty bucks to mow it and trim it and everything
Speaker 2: that doesn't cost really much. Right, however, you should see
Speaker 2: the look of the stand on Chris's face already. However,
Speaker 2: I fully understand that a lot of men, they take
Speaker 2: a special pride in doing it. They enjoy doing it.
Speaker 2: I used to sell RV's with this guy. He's retired now, Cliffs.
Speaker 2: His name, wonderful dude. I used to sell RV's with
Speaker 2: this guy and we would, you know, we talked all
Speaker 2: the time, are friends. And I would ask him what
Speaker 2: he's going to do when he retires, and he told me,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna mow.
Speaker 1: And I said what.
Speaker 2: He not only is going to mow all of his
Speaker 2: own stuff, he's going to volunteer down at the local
Speaker 2: high school to mow the football field and whenever they
Speaker 2: want done. Not out of the kindness of his heart,
Speaker 2: although he's very kind. That's joy for him mowing. I
Speaker 2: have these guys in my neighborhood, and the problem is
Speaker 2: it's a Saturday. Maybe I'm going down to look at
Speaker 2: some guns or something. I'm in the car with Ob
Speaker 2: and I'm driving by mister lawn guy. And he's out
Speaker 2: there with all the edgers and the equipment, and he's
Speaker 2: making sure everything's perfect. And she has never said anything, well,
Speaker 2: not much, but I can kind of feel this side
Speaker 2: eye glare from ob of.
Speaker 1: Do you have any interest in doing anything? No? No,
Speaker 1: I do not. So that's part of my living hell.
Speaker 2: But if I can defend lawn guys I mentioned it's
Speaker 2: a living hell, it's not necessarily just for them and
Speaker 2: the side eye. I happen to live right next to
Speaker 2: the opposite. Now, I told you I don't like to
Speaker 2: do it mo the lawn things like that, but it's
Speaker 2: done all the time. I believe the house should look
Speaker 2: good on the outside. I also, out of respect for
Speaker 2: my neighbors, think that, you know, let's get some mulch
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 1: Let's make sure the lawn is trimmed up.
Speaker 2: We're not gonna have eight inch grass, that's not no.
Speaker 1: Let's make sure things are trimmed up in looking good.
Speaker 2: I may not personally be the one out there pushing
Speaker 2: the mower, but my lawn looks.
Speaker 1: Good at all times. My neighbor doesn't care.
Speaker 2: The lawn is usually a foot pressing a foot. Oh, Chris, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you disappeared. What Chris said, we're in.
Speaker 1: An ho aa. Well that's what they say.
Speaker 2: I have seen no evidence of this, but you want
Speaker 2: to know what happens in an hoa. For instance, this
Speaker 2: is a good example. Guy's got a flower bed in
Speaker 2: front of his house. At one point when he first
Speaker 2: moved in, there were flowers in there. Again, I don't
Speaker 2: know what kind of flowers. I'm not Pete Boodha judge.
Speaker 2: There were flowers in there, Okay, Well they began to
Speaker 2: get overrun with weeds, as what happened in a flower bed.
Speaker 2: He just never pulled the weeds, never did anything. Soon
Speaker 2: the flower bed was just weeds overflowing. So I'm going
Speaker 2: to make an assumption that the hoa gave him a
Speaker 2: little call and said, hey, that looks really bad. Do
Speaker 2: you know what he did? He did not everything out
Speaker 2: and remulch and plant some azalias or whatever it is
Speaker 2: people plant.
Speaker 1: He just tore everything out.
Speaker 2: Now he's got like three scraggly trees in an empty
Speaker 2: flower bed that takes up the entire front of his house.
Speaker 2: It looks like an abandoned home. If you were just
Speaker 2: going to look at the flowerbed, there's you know what,
Speaker 2: I don't want to go into it anymore. Hey, Jessey,
Speaker 2: I hope you can receive and read this email, because
Speaker 2: I've been I've sent you several emails, but I've never
Speaker 2: been the lucky one. I'm originally from Cuba, but I
Speaker 2: got my naturalization more than sixteen years ago, and since then,
Speaker 2: I'm resigned from my Cuban citizenship. That's freaking awesome. I
Speaker 2: have never ever visited the island again after all these years.
Speaker 2: I'm proud to be a US citizen. I am a
Speaker 2: huge red blood magafan of your show. Lately, I've been
Speaker 2: hearing that the right that after mass deportation of frigging illegals,
Speaker 2: which is fine by me, you were willing to start
Speaker 2: with legal immigrants. Here's my question. Are legal immigrants like
Speaker 2: me included on your list? Says I can say his name.
Speaker 2: His name is Loew's Bell, Well Los Bell. Sorry if
Speaker 2: I screwed that up, buddy, I don't know blaw that
Speaker 2: and that well either way, no, and you know why
Speaker 2: you said it right there in your email. You consider
Speaker 2: yourself to be an American naturalized sixteen years you're an American.
Speaker 2: If somebody asks you what you are. You wouldn't say Cuban,
Speaker 2: would you. You would say I'm an American. That is
Speaker 2: the test right there. That is the test, and that
Speaker 2: is the test. So many legal immigrants currently in the
Speaker 2: United States of America fail over and over and over again.
Speaker 2: They are here to loot this country. They view it
Speaker 2: as an economic zone, but they don't consider themselves to
Speaker 2: be of this country. And a dead give away every
Speaker 2: single time is when you ask them what they are.
Speaker 2: The Somalis are probably the worst at this because they're
Speaker 2: too dumb to figure out that you should actually change
Speaker 2: how you talk. They'll get up and flat out say
Speaker 2: I'm here for Somalia and I'm Somali, I'm Smali.
Speaker 1: This, I'm Samali, that I'm Somemall. Well wait a minute, then,
Speaker 1: why are you here?
Speaker 2: Leave?
Speaker 1: Go back to Somalia. No, no, no.
Speaker 2: If you consider yourself an American, you put in the time,
Speaker 2: you are a naturalized citizen of this country, and you
Speaker 2: are an American. You don't call yourself a Mexican or
Speaker 2: an Indian, or a Cuban or god forbid, a Canadian
Speaker 2: or anything else, then you can stay. If you're mister
Speaker 2: hyphenated whatever, get out and go back to where you
Speaker 2: came from.
Speaker 1: Jesse.
Speaker 2: On Tuesday, you express your displeasure at people making grievances
Speaker 2: with each other public. I agree, but I wonder how
Speaker 2: you reconcile that with the social shaming system. Do you
Speaker 2: think Trump should pick his battles with more discretion? Okay,
Speaker 2: I've mentioned before the social shame system being a very
Speaker 2: powerful thing. But when I mentioned social shame system, it's
Speaker 2: in reference to communists, or it's in reference to, you know,
Speaker 2: people who are attacking our culture. It is not in
Speaker 2: reference to people with whom we work with and vote
Speaker 2: with and have political coalitions with. The social shame system
Speaker 2: is not made for you to blast your son on
Speaker 2: Instagram when he forgets to take out the trash. That's
Speaker 2: not using a social shame system. That's just airing your
Speaker 2: dirty laundry out in public. The social shame system would
Speaker 2: be for Martina McBride, that country music singer who just
Speaker 2: pulled out of that concert because she thought it was
Speaker 2: too pro Trump, go to social media and pour your
Speaker 2: scorn on her, color a coward color whatever. That is
Speaker 2: an appropriate use of the social shame system. I will
Speaker 2: insist again on this because it is true. You can
Speaker 2: take any argument, any argument, and you can probably overcome
Speaker 2: it over time unless you go public with it. When
Speaker 2: you go public with it, there is no return none.
Speaker 2: You have added public embarrassment. You've made it a public
Speaker 2: spectacle once you go public with it. Your problems with
Speaker 2: your employer or a fellow politician or.
Speaker 1: Your mom or whatever.
Speaker 2: Once you go public with it, once it's out there,
Speaker 2: there is no return. That should pretty much never ever happen.
Speaker 2: As far as does Trump do it too much? Trump
Speaker 2: is what he is. I told you before. Trump is
Speaker 2: a junkyard dog and he's never gonna change. He's what
Speaker 2: eighty president of the United States of America billionaire. If
Speaker 2: you're banking on Trump changing, you're gonna be You'll be
Speaker 2: waiting around for a while. Tell Trump does business. Trump
Speaker 2: will take it public immediately and loudly, Tai does it
Speaker 2: is what it is The Jesse Kelly Show on a
Speaker 2: magnificent Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday, and we will
Speaker 2: be back Monday. We'll even do Medal of Honor Monday,
Speaker 2: no matter where we're broadcasting from. Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow
Speaker 2: dot Com is where you email your love, your hate
Speaker 2: your death threats. Hey, Jesse, are there ice makers in Japan?
Speaker 2: There are ice makers in Japan. However, there are parts
Speaker 2: that's just so funny how different parts of the world work.
Speaker 2: Like if you walk into McDonald's in Japan, there's there's ice.
Speaker 2: Don't worry, you're gonna have ice. You're in a hotel,
Speaker 2: there's gonna be ice. I'm not gonna act like there's
Speaker 2: not ice, but when you're out and about it's not
Speaker 2: as prevalent. And in seven eleven. Get this, seven eleven
Speaker 2: is enormous in Japan, enormous. It was founded by a
Speaker 2: Japanese guide. You know that, Chris, Everyone seven eleven is Indian.
Speaker 2: Seven eleven is Japanese. It's just that Indians run the
Speaker 2: ones in the United States of America, so everyone thinks
Speaker 2: seven eleven is Indian. Seven eleven is Japanese. Seven eleven
Speaker 2: in Japan is amazing. What kind of amazing. They make
Speaker 2: the freshest sandwiches you've ever eaten in your life.
Speaker 1: Every day.
Speaker 2: I ate a meal in seven eleven multiple times when
Speaker 2: I was over there. Chris said, like BUCkies, much smaller,
Speaker 2: but a similar style.
Speaker 1: A smoothie. If you want a smoothie.
Speaker 2: Great, you can go buy the cup with the ingredients
Speaker 2: you want and walk over to the seven eleven smoothie
Speaker 2: machine and it'll blend up your smoothie for you right there.
Speaker 2: They have all these homemade things they make in house. Yes,
Speaker 2: very similar to BUCkies. They even sell cups of ice.
Speaker 2: There's no ice machine, but you can buy a cup
Speaker 2: of ice.
Speaker 1: What about that? Very different? Wonderful though, And I kid
Speaker 1: you not.
Speaker 2: My wife and I have each said to each other
Speaker 2: since we got back, I missed seven eleven. We would
Speaker 2: just go every day, just go grab something's well, Jesse,
Speaker 2: what's the grossest thing someone can do that is really
Speaker 2: good for their health? Eat vegetables? Vegetables are just so
Speaker 2: unbelievably wretched. I don't understand why God did that to us.
Speaker 2: Because they are really good for you and you need
Speaker 2: to eat them. That's why alb has to make a
Speaker 2: smoothie in the morning. But man, for something that important,
Speaker 2: why did it have to be so disgusting?
Speaker 1: It's awful?
Speaker 2: Hey, Jesse, what's your general opinion or what's your opinion
Speaker 2: of General Bernard Montgomery Montgomery, in case you're not a
Speaker 2: World War two buff he was the British general in
Speaker 2: World War Two. I don't have any issue with Montgomery.
Speaker 2: Montgomery was more slow and methodical than our generals were,
Speaker 2: and that did cause a lot of tension when dealing
Speaker 2: with us. But remember that different countries have different war philosophy,
Speaker 2: and this is a really important thing to remember. How
Speaker 2: easily can you replace your stuff, your materials, and your men,
Speaker 2: How easily can they be replaced? The answer to that
Speaker 2: question will oftentimes determine how super aggressive you can be.
Speaker 2: Americans get credit during World War Two in many other
Speaker 2: wars for being very aggressive on the battlefield. American commanders
Speaker 2: go go, go, push, push, push, off, off, offense all
Speaker 2: the time, and I like that. That's a good thing, right,
Speaker 2: But we also have the luxury of doing that because
Speaker 2: we have unlimited fuel. We have you know what, we
Speaker 2: lost five tanks in this offensive, No big deal. We've
Speaker 2: got ten more coming off the boat tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Up.
Speaker 2: You're running out of men. We're not running out of men.
Speaker 2: The recruit lines are around the block.
Speaker 1: Still. I have an endless supply of.
Speaker 2: Food and men and fuel and bullets and tank and
Speaker 2: anything else. Therefore, I can be very, very aggressive. That
Speaker 2: was not the case with Britain was definitely not now,
Speaker 2: but that was not the case with Britain by the
Speaker 2: time we got to World War Two. By the time
Speaker 2: we get to World War two, Great Britain was a
Speaker 2: dying power. They're still dying. Remember, it takes a long
Speaker 2: time for a great nation to die, but a fading
Speaker 2: power in the world. They didn't have the economy to
Speaker 2: support a war like that, didn't have the troops to
Speaker 2: support a war like that, and they acquitted themselves very wrong,
Speaker 2: very well.
Speaker 1: I'm not dogging on them at all.
Speaker 2: The raf and the British did great things fighting the
Speaker 2: Japanese and India and everything. The Brits did great things
Speaker 2: in World War Two. That was not meant to be
Speaker 2: an insult at all. But they didn't have a fraction
Speaker 2: of what we had.
Speaker 1: They not a fraction of what we had.
Speaker 2: So a guy like Montgomery, if you read somebody who
Speaker 2: criticizes him, and all criticism is warranted, it is fine.
Speaker 2: They'll oftentimes point to how slow he was or methodical
Speaker 2: he was. No, no, no, no, no, I don't I don't
Speaker 2: want to go yet. Well, he can't lose tanks like
Speaker 2: we can lose tanks. He can't lose men like we
Speaker 2: can lose men the.
Speaker 1: Way it is.
Speaker 2: Hey, Jesse, why does the conservative media constantly repeat the
Speaker 2: line if gas prices don't drop soon, Republicans are going
Speaker 2: to get blown out in the midterms.
Speaker 1: Let's get this straight.
Speaker 2: Voters are going to be so upset about this temporary
Speaker 2: spiking gas prices, they're going to elect the same Democrats
Speaker 2: who were the reason gas prices were so high, really,
Speaker 2: the same people who terminated Yeah, yes, you are politically informed.
Speaker 2: You understand that voting for Democrats because you're mad about
Speaker 2: gas prices is the most suicidal thing in history. You
Speaker 2: understand that because you pay attention. People who pay attention
Speaker 2: are not the deciding vote in elections. I am voting
Speaker 2: for the GOP ticket straight down the line in November.
Speaker 2: You probably are too. The Jesse Kelly Show on a
Speaker 2: Fantastic Friday. We're gonna get through as many of these
Speaker 2: as we possibly can. And the final what do we
Speaker 2: have We only have two segments set in the final
Speaker 2: couple segments we have left. We're going to get through
Speaker 2: as many of these as we possibly can. Jesse, my
Speaker 2: wife of thirty six years, goes grocery shopping, comes home,
Speaker 2: with all kinds of healthy things like salads, low sodium,
Speaker 2: mists and low fat. That I go shopping, I'm come
Speaker 2: home with all kinds of things that taste good, pork sausage,
Speaker 2: frozen pizza. I'm sixty eight and living life right or wrong. Yeah, Look,
Speaker 2: you're right that you have to live your life. And
Speaker 2: your wife is also right that she's going to try
Speaker 2: to keep you alive, living your life as long as
Speaker 2: humanly possible. And this is always going to be a
Speaker 2: conflict in every marriage and history of mankind. Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 2: I just wonder how much fraud has contributed to the
Speaker 2: rise in optism diagnosis across the country. If the fraud
Speaker 2: gets stopped, we see the number of diagnoses flatten out
Speaker 2: or possibly decrease. Just the thought. Look, anytime, anytime you
Speaker 2: get a government incentive, a government incentive for anything, you're
Speaker 2: going to get more of that something. Governments have the
Speaker 2: ability to incentivize and disincentivize things, disincentivize being what you
Speaker 2: would want it to be. Things like crime. If crime
Speaker 2: is punished severely, crime goes down. Look at El Salvador.
Speaker 2: If crime is punished severely, crime goes down, vice versa.
Speaker 2: What does the government dole out money for, you can
Speaker 2: put whatever it is. There's a look in our country,
Speaker 2: there's a million things. The government doles out money for.
Speaker 2: Whatever those things are. Whatever they are, there is going
Speaker 2: to be fraud there. There is people. When government checks
Speaker 2: start rolling in, people will find a way to steal
Speaker 2: government money. And government is famously corrupt and incompetent. So frankly,
Speaker 2: there's nothing easier to steal from than the government. And
Speaker 2: most of the time this quote, stealing is legal. Just
Speaker 2: get a doctor someone like that. Yeah, yeah, he definitely
Speaker 2: has autism. Anyway, Pay me a lot of money.
Speaker 1: It's awful.
Speaker 2: Hey, Psycho Jesse, what's your favorite action movies? One with
Speaker 2: explosions and one without? Favorite action movie without explosions might
Speaker 2: be Gladiator? What, Chris, what is your problem?
Speaker 1: You know? Like Gladiator? What's wrong with Gladiator? And is not.
Speaker 2: Predictable for me? You didn't know, That's what I was
Speaker 2: going to say. You didn't anyway, Chris is a liar.
Speaker 2: No explosions. Would probably be Gladiator with explosions, man, that's
Speaker 2: tough with explosions. Might be We Were Soldiers. That's a
Speaker 2: really great Vietnam movie. Mel Gibson movie if you haven't
Speaker 2: seen it, it's really really good. Probably not for the kids.
Speaker 2: It's a little violent, but it's a very good movie. Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 2: you're telling me that within a century we've gone from
Speaker 2: actual sacrifice to defeat evil to voting for the end
Speaker 2: of Western civilization while also defeating evil because our gas
Speaker 2: prices are temporarily unstable. All right, So this guy's obviously
Speaker 2: mad that the American people are mad about the Iran
Speaker 2: effect on gas prices. I understand if you and your
Speaker 2: mind equate the evils of Iran, what Iran is dumb
Speaker 2: and what they say they want to do, If you
Speaker 2: equate that with Hitler or the imperial Japanese, I understand
Speaker 2: if you make that comparison. Certainly if you're an israel
Speaker 2: or a hardcore prosionist, I understand that comparison, because Iran's
Speaker 2: pretty loud about their apocalyptic plans for Israel, right, So
Speaker 2: I understand how you would make that comparison. However, from
Speaker 2: an American perspective. From an American perspective, Americans do not
Speaker 2: view Iran the same way they view Japan after bombing
Speaker 2: Pearl Harbor, and it's criminally naive. If you think they're
Speaker 2: ever going to They're just not. Yes, you can point
Speaker 2: to Iran funding this terrorist thing, and Iran training and
Speaker 2: funding all those suicide bombers in Iracket. You can point
Speaker 2: to all these things till they're blue in the face.
Speaker 2: None of those things was some seminole event like the
Speaker 2: Japanese navy nuking our Pacific fleet at Pearl Harbor without
Speaker 2: declaring war. That kind of a sucker punch from Japan
Speaker 2: created such a white hot anger in the average American.
Speaker 2: We had multiple guys in this country kill themselves because
Speaker 2: for one reason or another they couldn't go join the
Speaker 2: war effort. That is how committed the average American was.
Speaker 2: Did you know American approval the American public approved the
Speaker 2: war against Japan ninety eight percent. Ninety eight percent in
Speaker 2: your mind understandably, Well, that's Iran. You're never going to
Speaker 2: sell that through the average American, average American.
Speaker 1: Who's already hurting.
Speaker 2: Now, keep in mind that's a big fan in this too.
Speaker 2: Let's remember the big reason Donald Trump was elected was inflation.
Speaker 2: People remember what it was like to afford things five
Speaker 2: years ago. Then we shut down the country for the
Speaker 2: flu and printed a bunch of money. We don't have
Speaker 2: to go into that right now. Then we shut down
Speaker 2: the country. Now people can't afford things. People are already squeezed.
Speaker 2: That's a big reason they ran to the polls and
Speaker 2: Donald Trump won the popular vote. We all like to
Speaker 2: consider our own pet issues being the real reason Trump won.
Speaker 2: You know, you know me, I'm a big pro lifer.
Speaker 2: I could sit here and tell you, you know, America
Speaker 2: finally had enough of abortion, and that's what Trump won.
Speaker 2: That's ridiculous. That's not why Donald Trump won. America doesn't
Speaker 2: care about abortion, not in any significant way.
Speaker 1: It's sad.
Speaker 2: But what we don't have to go into that. America
Speaker 2: doesn't care. That's not why Trump won. Trump won because
Speaker 2: of inflation and immigration. Inflation and immigration. Inflation and immigration
Speaker 2: because people are already hurting. Now, when you tell someone
Speaker 2: who's already hurting, can't find a job, can't make ends me.
Speaker 2: They're already hurting, and you tell them, hey, I need
Speaker 2: you to pay more with the pump because we got
Speaker 2: to go get iron. That's a hard sell and it
Speaker 2: has it well. I don't even have to explain it
Speaker 2: to you. The poll numbers tell you it hasn't been
Speaker 2: sold they're not buying. You can call them dumb or ridiculous,
Speaker 2: and you might be totally correct. I'm not arguing with you,
Speaker 2: but it hasn't been sold. They're not sold. It's why
Speaker 2: he's trying for a deal. Hey, Jesse, if Texas can't
Speaker 2: keep the Muslims from building and growing their communities, then
Speaker 2: how can the rest of America do it? Your state judiciary,
Speaker 2: let me down. What can be done about the covert takeover?
Speaker 2: It's all about immigration. You're asking states, or you're asking
Speaker 2: states to make laws that wouldn't be effective anyway. I'm
Speaker 2: not defending any inaction by the Texas state government or
Speaker 2: other state government. But the lamest thing is to say
Speaker 2: we should ban sharia law. I mean, that's fine, ban
Speaker 2: sharia law.
Speaker 1: I get that.
Speaker 2: But if you continue to import millions and millions of Muslims,
Speaker 2: you're going to have sharia law.
Speaker 1: I don't care what.
Speaker 2: I don't care how many times you try to ban it.
Speaker 2: We'll ban it at the federal level. We'll ban it
Speaker 2: here in Texas, we'll ben it Wyoming. You can pass
Speaker 2: all the laws you want, you keep importing them.
Speaker 1: That decides your future. Immigration decides the future of the country.
Speaker 1: It decides the future of elections. It is you hate
Speaker 1: to say anything is the one issue.
Speaker 2: But if you had to pick one issue that really
Speaker 2: solves or goes a long way to solving all of them,
Speaker 2: it's immigration. As I've said over and over and over again.
Speaker 2: With the mass deportation of foreigners, we cannot lose. We
Speaker 2: will defeat the communists and we will take our country back.
Speaker 2: With the mass importation of foreign we cannot win. Numbers
Speaker 2: do not lie, We cannot overcome them. We have to
Speaker 2: stop the mass importation of foreigners. It is there. Jesse
Speaker 2: Kelly Show, final segment of the Jesse Kelly Show on
Speaker 2: and ask doctor Jesse Friday. We are going to be
Speaker 2: back on Monday for medal of honor Monday. You can
Speaker 2: email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. We're not
Speaker 2: going to be back in our studio that may or
Speaker 2: may not still exist. Chris is getting positive positive news.
Speaker 2: Look looks like things like be okay, which is good
Speaker 2: because we have a lot of really sacred stuff in there.
Speaker 1: Chris. There's a lot of pictures of me. Later what.
Speaker 2: The equipment can be replaced, Chris, Pictures of me last
Speaker 2: a lifetime all right, So I'm I won't be right
Speaker 2: until I get in there and look at those pictures
Speaker 2: again and make sure everything's okay.
Speaker 1: Is there a Jesse Kelly chili recipe?
Speaker 2: If not, why are you failing to uphold the basic
Speaker 2: Kelly's standards?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: So the reason I chose to this is because one
Speaker 2: the answer is no, and two the answer is soon.
Speaker 2: I decided. You know, I'm an old man now, so
Speaker 2: I have these weird old man urges. I have decided
Speaker 2: that by the time summer is over, I am going
Speaker 2: to have perfected some sort of a chili recipe chili,
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna dip garlic bread in my chili. I've
Speaker 2: already decided what the dip is going to be, garlic bread,
Speaker 2: which is the greatest thing ever. Chris asked beans. Chris,
Speaker 2: you know me better than that. There's no beans. There's
Speaker 2: not gonna be any beans. I am almost undoubtedly going
Speaker 2: to steal someone else's recipe and claim it for my own.
Speaker 2: As I've always told you, there's no limit to what
Speaker 2: you can accomplish if you're willing to take credit for
Speaker 2: someone else's work. I want some spice to it. I
Speaker 2: don't need it face melting. But I want some spice
Speaker 2: in my chili. I'm probably going to fight back against
Speaker 2: any celery because the celery gives it a weird flavor
Speaker 2: texture thing that I don't like. I want my chilea
Speaker 2: to be meaty. It's got to be a lot of
Speaker 2: meat on the thicker side, I would say, but not
Speaker 2: too thick on the thicker side, but not too thick.
Speaker 2: I don't want meat paste. I just don't want pure soup.
Speaker 2: I am probably going to find a slow cooker version
Speaker 2: of this somehow, and I'll be amazing at it. And
Speaker 2: let me explain why hold on, Chris, Listen, One time,
Speaker 2: one time I decided I was going to make a
Speaker 2: slow cooker spaghetti recipe spaghetti sauce. And I did it.
Speaker 2: Granted I stole all this stuff from the Internet, but
Speaker 2: that's neither here nor there. And I did it, and
Speaker 2: I let this stuff slow brew and the cooker for
Speaker 2: twenty four hours, and I was straight up Italian in there.
Speaker 1: We're talking crushed tomato. Whatever what, Chris, I was.
Speaker 2: It was the greatest spaghetti sauce in the history of
Speaker 2: spaghetti sauce. I've proven already that I can perfect it.
Speaker 2: By the time summer is over, I will have stolen
Speaker 2: someone else's chili recipe, made a minor adjustment, if any
Speaker 2: adjustment at all, and I will then pass it off
Speaker 2: as my own, and I will tell everybody about it. What, Chris, Oh,
Speaker 2: I like that, Chris. Chris said, we'll call it the
Speaker 2: Jesse Kelly signature. Just add a few drops of the
Speaker 2: Chipotle Tabasco and my Jesse Kelly Burgers. Here's my problem
Speaker 2: with that, though, Chris, isn't that a little repetitive? I mean,
Speaker 2: we have the Chipotle Tabasco for the world famous Jesse
Speaker 2: Kelly Berger. You start throwing it in the chili recipe,
Speaker 2: then everyone's gonna start picking up on Wait a minute,
Speaker 2: it seems like he just kind of adds Chipotle Tabasco
Speaker 2: to everything and then he calls it his own. What okay,
Speaker 2: Now that's a very fair point. Jewish producer Chris said,
Speaker 2: do you change your signature, which, of course the answer
Speaker 2: is no. Maybe that is my signature thing. Maybe Chipotle Tabasco.
Speaker 2: Maybe they should sponsor the show or something that. Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 2: you once said your father fired you from his construction company.
Speaker 2: Was it for not showing up? Because the only tools
Speaker 2: you can hold in your tiny hands are made by
Speaker 2: little touchy you know. It's not very nice for your information.
Speaker 1: I was only.
Speaker 2: Fired one time in my life. It was my father
Speaker 2: who did the firing, and it was not my fault.
Speaker 2: There was a conex box at work where we had
Speaker 2: to lock up all of our tools at the end
Speaker 2: of the construction day. My dad was not working with me.
Speaker 2: He was off on another job. I was just, you know,
Speaker 2: a regular grunt on the job site. Somebody on this
Speaker 2: job site lost the tool for the connex box. My
Speaker 2: dad came home after what was probably a pretty rough day,
Speaker 2: so he wasn't in the best of moods. I got home,
Speaker 2: I was pretty busted and tired. They work in constructions, good,
Speaker 2: they work, no complaints, but I was tired. Dad decided
Speaker 2: to accuse me of being the one who lost the
Speaker 2: keys to the connics box. Well, look, I didn't defy
Speaker 2: or back talk my father really ever, But in this moment,
Speaker 2: I said, uh, no, I didn't, and he insisted I did,
Speaker 2: and I was not going to back off because I
Speaker 2: knew I didn't.
Speaker 1: I said no, I didn't.
Speaker 2: And I think that maybe the It was definitely the
Speaker 2: first that might be the only time in my life
Speaker 2: I've ever elevated my voice at my father. I was
Speaker 2: that mad because I knew I had not done it.
Speaker 2: And then he told me, well, you're fired, won't come
Speaker 2: into work. And I told him, good, I don't want this.
Speaker 2: I don't want this crappy job. Anyway, stormed off to
Speaker 2: my room. Old man slept on it, woke up apparently
Speaker 2: had cooled off. I slept in. I don't have a
Speaker 2: job now. I slept in, woke up to the phone ringing.
Speaker 2: I go answer the phone. This is when we still
Speaker 2: have phones in our house, not cell phones. I go
Speaker 2: answer the phone and it's my dad yelling at me
Speaker 2: for not being at work.
Speaker 1: So there you go.
Speaker 2: I had to put my stuff on good works.
Speaker 1: Still not my fault. It's your fault.
Speaker 2: If you don't switch to Pure Top, if you're paying
Speaker 2: too much for your cell phone, it's your fault.
Speaker 1: Then my dad would have yelled at you.
Speaker 2: Does your mobile company do they give you unlimited high
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Speaker 2: the one that's led by a Vietnam veteran.
Speaker 1: Pick up your phone.
Speaker 2: Dial pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly Pound
Speaker 2: two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 1: Switch to pure talk.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, Jesse, have you been pounding your
Speaker 2: chest over the primary defeats. It seems like you had
Speaker 2: a major contribution to get people out to the primaries.
Speaker 2: I didn't have a major contribution to anything. I can't
Speaker 2: control any of that stuff. I can yell and scream
Speaker 2: all I want, but I'm just an idiot on the radio.
Speaker 2: If the people themselves don't decide that they are going
Speaker 2: to do something about the losers who represent them and
Speaker 2: the GOP, then nothing will ever be done. No amount
Speaker 2: of screaming or begging or anything else done by me
Speaker 2: will ever get people out. People have to decide on
Speaker 2: their own, and they had decided on their own. The
Speaker 2: people in Louisiana decided they're done with Bill Cassidy.
Speaker 1: Done. He came in dead last done.
Speaker 2: John Cornyn was an immense powerful sitting senator from the
Speaker 2: state of Texas, immensely powerful John Cornyn got massacred in
Speaker 2: that primary. That's not me, that's all of us. That's
Speaker 2: the people waking up and saying I have had enough,
Speaker 2: and I am going to start punishing my representative, my
Speaker 2: senator when they do me wrong, when they betray me,
Speaker 2: betray my values, betray their promises, I am going to
Speaker 2: punish them for their sins.
Speaker 1: It is all of us.
Speaker 2: I didn't help any more than you elped, just trying
Speaker 2: to get the word out, same way you're doing. Got
Speaker 2: to get the word out. I was browbeating anybody a right. Anyway,
Speaker 2: We are back on Monday again. If the show sounds different,
Speaker 2: it's because we're at a different studio and we will
Speaker 2: be until we hack our way back into our old
Speaker 2: studio and see if it's still standing. All right, put
Speaker 2: your phone down, enjoy your weekend.
Speaker 1: That's all