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Speaker 2: The can't do what we do. We can do what
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Speaker 3: Go go talk now, do it, see if you can, and.
Speaker 2: I'll do it for three hours. That's what we do.
Speaker 2: You can't do this. I could write that article even
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Speaker 3: We're a free flowing, constipated sprinkler. And before we get
Speaker 3: into what a glorious week it's been in great sports talk,
Speaker 3: it is also a Frogman Friday, So.
Speaker 2: We have to do all that stuff, darn right. We do.
Speaker 3: The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in
Speaker 3: its net of wonder forever. And on the Petro Said
Speaker 3: Money Show, we are held in the net of wonder
Speaker 3: of the sea and it's men in mysteries. We also
Speaker 3: wonder at the greatness. Just like the DVD set we
Speaker 3: have to give away two weeks from yesterday. At the
Speaker 3: West Covina BJS, we're always in wonder of the Great
Speaker 3: Mike Nelson played by the one and only Lloyd Bridges
Speaker 3: and perhaps the most innovative an exciting television show ever made.
Speaker 3: See how I was working in a reservoir high in
Speaker 3: the mountains of South America. Not too tough a job,
Speaker 3: but an important one. The feed pipe we were installing
Speaker 3: supplied drinking, cooking and washing water and thousands of people.
Speaker 3: My name is Mike Nelson. I had a good assistant,
Speaker 3: Durango Lima, a local diamond. He was experienced and careful.
Speaker 5: That was why he was good.
Speaker 3: Bill Plaski, a friend of the show.
Speaker 6: Are you nuts? We're still gonna take that to Florida?
Speaker 6: You know what that's like these days? You got the
Speaker 6: f and Navy everywhere. You got frogmen, frogman, you got
Speaker 6: EC two's with the satellite trackings.
Speaker 3: You got the effing Bell two O nine assault choppers
Speaker 3: off the ass.
Speaker 6: We're losing one out of every nine loans. That's no
Speaker 6: duck walk anymore. Let me tell you, forget about the money.
Speaker 6: What do you suggest that is reasonable?
Speaker 3: What's reasonable? And that was a great performance.
Speaker 2: Love hearing Bill plash you do that.
Speaker 3: What's reasonable is sea lab?
Speaker 2: Check out?
Speaker 3: All right, everybody, We're happy to be with you on
Speaker 3: this great day in great sports talk. I think Matt
Speaker 3: hit all the scheduled talk. Today we're on early because
Speaker 3: the Clippers are in Memphis, and then there's Monday Night
Speaker 3: football with the Chargers on Monday, so we'll have a
Speaker 3: full four hour show while Matt is doing Chargers Eagles
Speaker 3: on KFI AM six forty. So a lot going on
Speaker 3: in the world of schedule talk. But I have to say, Matt,
Speaker 3: it's been a great week just for themes. I believe
Speaker 3: the week started out with the theme. Well, we started
Speaker 3: out in Downey and we handled our business sus. Nobody
Speaker 3: gave us anything in Downey. We didn't get the proclamation
Speaker 3: from the city that we thought. We gave us socks
Speaker 3: and a T shirt. Yeah, that's true. Carlos something, but
Speaker 3: he's just listen Carlos. Yeah, actually those are great socks. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's very nice of him to bring us gifts. So
Speaker 3: at least Carlos brought us something. And Frank Yokayama, the
Speaker 3: mayor of Critos who gave us our awesome proclamation, showed up,
Speaker 3: but nothing from the city of down And that also
Speaker 3: brings us to our next moment where we are a
Speaker 3: week from this coming Thursday, so December eighteenth, We are
Speaker 3: going to be live for a four hour Petro sent
Speaker 3: Money Show extravaganza from the Bjay's Restaurant and brew House
Speaker 3: in West Covina. And there is a preview on the
Speaker 3: swag closet, which is Matt and I's office, that is
Speaker 3: just filled with a bunch of stuff from the show
Speaker 3: for the last twenty plus years. Look on Instagram and
Speaker 3: you can see all the stuff. People are already trying
Speaker 3: to call stuff on Instagram and I'm pretty sure it
Speaker 3: doesn't work like that. And Tim Kates is like he
Speaker 3: might have Tim Kates in another life worked at a
Speaker 3: big lots, you know, because he really knew.
Speaker 2: How to organize all that around.
Speaker 3: He moved all of it. Now, how's it going to
Speaker 3: get moved all the way to West Covina and how
Speaker 3: will it be distributed? I do not know. But at
Speaker 3: Petrosen Money on Instagram or the am I seventy on
Speaker 3: Instagram has me in our office interacting with Matt's bobblehead
Speaker 3: when he was a hockey player, with the Kings and
Speaker 3: all of the other stuff that we have now, the
Speaker 3: American Flag, the stolen Valor, the Stolen Voor Prize pack
Speaker 3: does not include our flag, right, We're not giving away
Speaker 3: our flag.
Speaker 2: No, not big one that Captain Chapass gave us, right,
Speaker 2: that one. Yeah, we're keeping that, Colonel chap Ass, now
Speaker 2: I believe. But yeah, right, Colonel congratulations.
Speaker 3: Right. But everything else, I mean, it is a real
Speaker 3: treasure trove. It is like King Solomon's mind in there,
Speaker 3: and I know Kate's is proud of it. I'm proud
Speaker 3: of it. Everything must go along with whatever else Dave
Speaker 3: Weese can dig up for us. I asked for a
Speaker 3: karaoke a real karaoke machine, and Kate's answer was yeah, right,
Speaker 3: So it doesn't look like that's gonna happen, But.
Speaker 2: We've got four hours, man, you could check out. I
Speaker 2: think we know someone that we might be able to
Speaker 2: rent the karaoke machine from.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, social media. Matt has a side hustle
Speaker 3: where he's got one of those like Instagram things that
Speaker 3: like twirls around you. Right three, So we got that thing, Well,
Speaker 3: we don't have it. We'd have to we'd have to
Speaker 3: rent it from social media, Matt.
Speaker 2: So we procure that from social media Matt, and then
Speaker 2: if you'll allow me to file the request right here,
Speaker 2: right now, Ronnie, can we borrow your karaoke machine? Can
Speaker 2: we rent your karaoke machine?
Speaker 3: That? Matt. I don't think you're gonna let us.
Speaker 2: You think I'm you think I should tread lightly here.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't do that, Matt.
Speaker 2: What if we get Ronnie to come with us and
Speaker 2: he can be like the karaoke DJ, you know how,
Speaker 2: like when you go to karaoke night at your local
Speaker 2: and look.
Speaker 3: And get Katie to cover the board for the day.
Speaker 2: Katie covers the board. Ronnie's are karaoke K five style right,
Speaker 2: like up mixt Roger.
Speaker 3: And I believe Ronnie has some roots in West Covina
Speaker 3: or the Covena area, right.
Speaker 2: So hey, he's got family out there now.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know, Matt. That's very What
Speaker 3: do you think. I mean, you're you're the one that's
Speaker 3: not scared. You're not scared to ask for stuff. I'd
Speaker 3: be scared as hell to do that, I'd I'd be
Speaker 3: I'd be scared as hell to go up in front
Speaker 3: all those people. What if you f up?
Speaker 2: You know what, man, it's Friday. Let's roll the dice.
Speaker 3: Don't do it, Matt? Are you gonna do it?
Speaker 2: Roll? The dice man, Let's roll the ice.
Speaker 3: The reason you don't hear from Kate's right now is
Speaker 3: because his mouth is.
Speaker 2: Just oh, he just left the studio. He wants nothing
Speaker 2: to do with this.
Speaker 3: He's a dog.
Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, Ronnie, Hey Matt. So, uh word has it
Speaker 2: that you own a karaoke machine?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that would be true? Yes, yes, indeed, what are you?
Speaker 2: What are you doing December eighteenth, week from yesterday or
Speaker 2: two weeks from yesterday.
Speaker 5: There's something special going on that day. What's happening is.
Speaker 2: That we have a Petros in Money Show appearance out
Speaker 2: at the BJ's Restaurant in Brewe House in West Covina.
Speaker 2: We were thinking, because it's a full four hour show,
Speaker 2: Petros had the idea that maybe we have This is
Speaker 2: all his idea, by the way, I'm just a guy
Speaker 2: moving the message here.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Sure, so of course you're the idea.
Speaker 2: Trying to figure trying to figure out if we knew
Speaker 2: anyone with a karaoke machine with affiliated with the show,
Speaker 2: and wondering maybe.
Speaker 3: I remember, I'm sorry, go ahead, continue to pitch.
Speaker 2: Wondering maybe I could if we could use your karaoke machine,
Speaker 2: and maybe if we can find someone else to run
Speaker 2: the board that day. Maybe you could even come on
Speaker 2: out and act as our karaoke DJ, you know, and
Speaker 2: kind of facilitate the function of the machine with the
Speaker 2: people out there.
Speaker 5: That's a interesting proposal that you are pitching me, Mad.
Speaker 2: It was kind of straightforward.
Speaker 5: Ye, I'll take interest. Yeah, it is rather interesting because
Speaker 5: I do remember the last time that I was at
Speaker 5: Petros and Money Remote. It was at Tarantula Hill, and
Speaker 5: I think it was like two years ago, two Christmases ago,
Speaker 5: coming up this December, it was right, and so I
Speaker 5: did call there was there was this this guy there,
Speaker 5: this like weirdo who wanted to like sing karaoke, and
Speaker 5: he kept like wanting to get all upset. And well,
Speaker 5: first of all, I would have to ask my wife.
Speaker 5: The second, second of all, I don't know if I
Speaker 5: want that guy's grimy hands all over my microphus.
Speaker 3: I mean, what about every listener in West Covina. They're
Speaker 3: going to be all over your stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but this guy likes to take ownership of everything
Speaker 5: there at the remote.
Speaker 2: When it comes to if we got Mark away, what
Speaker 2: if we were to keep him away, I don't know if.
Speaker 3: We don't do that because if we say we have
Speaker 3: a karaoke machine, that guy is going to really want
Speaker 3: to do it. Like he comes over and sings to
Speaker 3: me without the karaoke machine to try to show off
Speaker 3: a singing press.
Speaker 5: Believe me, I barely met him for the very first time,
Speaker 5: and he wouldn't leave me alone. He kept saying, you know,
Speaker 5: I do a great rendition of Fiddler on the Road.
Speaker 3: See what started, Matt. He's not going to give you
Speaker 3: the machine.
Speaker 2: He's not.
Speaker 5: You know, it was an all fairness, In all fairness,
Speaker 5: I will run it up the flagpole with the wife, okay,
Speaker 5: with all the details included. I'll take that and uh,
Speaker 5: I'll get back to you.
Speaker 3: I mean we would also need, like Ronnie to be
Speaker 3: a real barker running the karaoke side energy.
Speaker 5: I don't know if I would be able to do that, guys,
Speaker 5: because who's going to run things? Katie no longer?
Speaker 2: Would you do it?
Speaker 5: She doesn't know, she's she has a full time.
Speaker 3: Gig, but she worked here the other day for us.
Speaker 5: That was prior commitments. So I mean, I don't know
Speaker 5: anything's possible. I mean that we could.
Speaker 2: We get I feel like it's leaning no though, Well
Speaker 2: we can we can we can ask a lot.
Speaker 5: Katie if she would be interested or if she if
Speaker 5: that's a possibility for her to even do that.
Speaker 3: You see what happened, Matt. And if this is happened,
Speaker 3: if we're now we're.
Speaker 5: Stars aligned, if the stars.
Speaker 3: All spinning in the mud, our wheels are spinning.
Speaker 5: Then I would have to join the remote.
Speaker 2: Look at that. There we go, Pete. We just had
Speaker 2: someone show up with a two by eight. They shoved
Speaker 2: it under our tires. We're out of the mud. The
Speaker 2: cars covered in mud, so we're not totally out of
Speaker 2: the woods yet.
Speaker 5: Well, let's not rely on those chains yet, Matt.
Speaker 2: Okay, I feel like we're in an okay place though all.
Speaker 4: Gladly stay back and do everything back here. If Ronnie
Speaker 4: wants to go out, the people want to see you, Kates.
Speaker 4: They want to press your fout.
Speaker 3: The giving away, What about the giving away of all
Speaker 3: the stuff, Tim, somebody's got to facilitate that on the
Speaker 3: merch guy now at the back of the marine room.
Speaker 3: We can't trust our promotions department to do it. We
Speaker 3: got to how are we going to give away vis
Speaker 3: Bougie Whiskey.
Speaker 5: And who's going to talk to the union guy during
Speaker 5: the breaks a question.
Speaker 3: I just got a text from David Vassay who writes
Speaker 3: he doesn't want to give it up.
Speaker 5: Hey, if David Vassay makes an appearance, that is a U.
Speaker 5: That's that's a shifting moment there, that's that's a shift
Speaker 5: in the moment. This this David mass wants to participate in,
Speaker 5: then that is definitely negotiable.
Speaker 3: This tech says, that's a big no from Ronnie.
Speaker 2: I think it was worth the swing man.
Speaker 3: Well, but the sad part is like we've taken and
Speaker 3: generating a bunch of advertising money with BJ's we have
Speaker 3: a four hour show. Shouldn't our station? iHeartMedia, the biggest
Speaker 3: radio company in the world.
Speaker 2: Freeble books and a karaoke machine for us?
Speaker 3: Yeah, why can't we do that? Why is everything such
Speaker 3: a travesty to where we have to beg Ronnie on
Speaker 3: air and get a maybe a very lukewarm perhaps like
Speaker 3: that's this that pisses me off?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: I hate that more than I hate not having a
Speaker 3: karaoke machine we want.
Speaker 4: Things aren't fair. Last night I went to California Adventure
Speaker 4: Coast one O three point five hosted it. I saw
Speaker 4: there on air host in Jock's all riding in floats
Speaker 4: in a paradeum last time. I don't think market Kimer's
Speaker 4: still there anymore. Ellen k was there and her cast
Speaker 4: of characters that help out in the morning, and they
Speaker 4: were all on parade floats and it was a big celebration.
Speaker 4: So I think that's where all the money went.
Speaker 3: Was Yeah, And instead we're begging Ronnie for his karaoke machine,
Speaker 3: and he's gonna ask his wife like this is.
Speaker 2: That's the petros And money show, and that encapsulates the
Speaker 2: Petrosen money show.
Speaker 3: We deserve better. We deserve an airbrush guy and our
Speaker 3: own karaoke machine and our own three sixty Instagram machine
Speaker 3: and anything we else we asked for for our many
Speaker 3: successful remote endeavors. And I am damn tired of begging
Speaker 3: Ronnie on air for his karaoke machine.
Speaker 2: He's got to right by the wife.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think about it as the wife.
Speaker 3: I want to be part of this conversation. And this
Speaker 3: is absolutely And then one look at the rest of
Speaker 3: the stuff that happened this week. We've organized our closet.
Speaker 3: Matt spoke the words that got us a new water cooler.
Speaker 3: Matt spoke the words that got Fred's microphone fixed. So
Speaker 3: there's been some positive stuff that has happened.
Speaker 2: Now, maybe you've just spoken the words that get us
Speaker 2: a karaoke machine.
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: How about we close up like that. I feel like
Speaker 2: the new boss is pretty receptive to these sort of things, like, hey,
Speaker 2: you know what, he makes a good point. These guys,
Speaker 2: they are dragging their ass all over the Southland, you know,
Speaker 2: from Downey to West Covina.
Speaker 3: Like a dog itching its butthole. That's how we drag
Speaker 3: all around during the.
Speaker 2: Fall soritos doing se We got to do four full hours.
Speaker 2: There are very few shows at the station that can
Speaker 2: do four hours.
Speaker 3: They can't do what we do.
Speaker 4: I got an iPad, guys, and I got a little
Speaker 4: dongle there that you can put it to it and
Speaker 4: connect you to a microphone.
Speaker 2: That wire is sixteen inches long.
Speaker 3: And instead I got running that Katie doesn't work here.
Speaker 3: That's prior commitments. Like I mean, I'm at a loss,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm at a loss. Forget it. We'll just
Speaker 3: go and and no, we need Detroit Plant pizza, the
Speaker 3: Remix pizza.
Speaker 5: You know, they have an app on your phone, karaoke
Speaker 5: app on your phone called sinking and you could like
Speaker 5: like download it.
Speaker 4: No, that sucks, Ronnie.
Speaker 2: I know I need. What we need is we need
Speaker 2: a a meeting point. I need a fish bowl. I
Speaker 2: need I need pencil and paper where you write down
Speaker 2: what song you want and it's put into the bowl
Speaker 2: and and there's a tip jar and you get jumped
Speaker 2: to the front of the line if you tip the
Speaker 2: karaoke DJ.
Speaker 3: Just trying to make the show special. And look at what.
Speaker 3: I don't want to do this, honestly, I don't want
Speaker 3: to do this anymore. Let's get to our content. I
Speaker 3: can't believe it. I can't believe that we can't even prepare.
Speaker 3: I can't believe it. I'm not coming up. I'm not
Speaker 3: coming on here anymore. That we can't even get a
Speaker 3: karaoke machine from Ronnie and organize that we can't even
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 4: Do we know if it's a good machine? Is that
Speaker 4: like the lyrics on there, Ronnie, that you actually see
Speaker 4: the song lyrics.
Speaker 5: We had two years ago, Tim, I'll tell you it's
Speaker 5: the top of the line.
Speaker 2: Top o the line.
Speaker 5: Growth karaoke machine.
Speaker 4: How about a shiny fifty dollars BJ's gift card coming
Speaker 4: your way, Ronnie, if we can use.
Speaker 5: It, I already got one of those.
Speaker 2: Oh, son of a.
Speaker 3: Pitch, We'll be back. I'm so frustrated. I'm so frustrated
Speaker 3: by this. It's a terrible thing. I am. We deserved better,
Speaker 3: We deserve some support.
Speaker 4: Why are you surprised, Petros I went to California Adventure
Speaker 4: last night. There was a private party that I couldn't
Speaker 4: get into where they were at serving drinks and having
Speaker 4: a fun time. Meanwhile, but you have measure modes, you gotta.
Speaker 4: You're getting chased out of the building with the receipt
Speaker 4: like zur want to pay this, make sure you pay this.
Speaker 3: That's a good point.
Speaker 2: It's what endears us to our listeners.
Speaker 4: Oh excuse me, sir, I don't think anybody paid this bill.
Speaker 2: Failure, our incredible failure in the eyes of our corporate
Speaker 2: bosses AM Radio.
Speaker 3: But we've done so many good things. More people come
Speaker 3: to more people come to our remotes than any of
Speaker 3: the FM remotes combined.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, guys, I don't know if you know, but
Speaker 2: the Thursday night game is a RAM game, so we're
Speaker 2: not gonna have it on the broadcast there, So you
Speaker 2: want to move that, not just send him anyway. They'll
Speaker 2: be fine, no big deal. They're good for four hours.
Speaker 3: We will be fine there and we are good for
Speaker 3: four hours. But what about a karaoke machine? What about
Speaker 3: some cooperation from our own sound engineer? Why can't we
Speaker 3: have anything? You fix, friends, Mike, you fix the water cooler?
Speaker 3: What about it?
Speaker 2: Want blood?
Speaker 3: Top story of the day next. I'm tired of the lies.
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Speaker 3: Its humiliating, Well.
Speaker 2: It'd be humiliating if we weren't so used to it.
Speaker 3: I mean, can we get a guy that makes like
Speaker 3: balloon animals or anything, like.
Speaker 2: A sword swallower?
Speaker 3: That would be really cool.
Speaker 4: That would be awesome. Matt, you know one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's my partner.
Speaker 3: So it takes a lot. Man like you've never swallowed
Speaker 3: a few swords in your time.
Speaker 4: The key is to pull the sword out.
Speaker 3: Though we're gonna get some kind that's like I could
Speaker 3: do it. They're gonna kill himself in front of my sex.
Speaker 3: That would be our luck begging Ronnie for a karaoke machine.
Speaker 3: That's what it's come to, Ronnie. Do you think that maybe,
Speaker 3: guess Matt.
Speaker 2: Yes, just kind of poke around here a little bit,
Speaker 2: and that.
Speaker 3: We're gonna be in West Covina two weeks from yesterday
Speaker 3: at the BJS and we're gonna make that show special.
Speaker 3: Damn it. It's time right now for the top story
Speaker 3: of the day.
Speaker 2: Well your top story. P Let's get to it, and
Speaker 2: it's moving.
Speaker 3: Any sort swallowers, Yeah, got one right next to me,
Speaker 3: swallows a whole lot of swords, if you know what
Speaker 3: I mean. We'll cause swallowed a lot of aggression too, Matt.
Speaker 2: And a lot of people. Well that's what you call it. Uh.
Speaker 2: Four and a weekend is what I need. I forgot
Speaker 2: about yesterday. I lost Monday at football. I missed all
Speaker 2: the Thanksgiving games. Gotta get back on track. Two games
Speaker 2: this week. I really like I'm gonna start with the
Speaker 2: Chiefs lose on national television Thanksgiving Day, no less, everyone
Speaker 2: counting you out because of those brain busting, brilliant playoff
Speaker 2: odds got them at thirty seven percent to make the tournament.
Speaker 2: And then what happens to the Chiefs. They're gonna go
Speaker 2: on a tear, They're gonna punch their ticket. They're gonna
Speaker 2: win three road games and end up in the super Bowl.
Speaker 2: That's kind of how this thing seems to always play out.
Speaker 2: And now maybe not. The team is certainly flawed. They're
Speaker 2: down their stud rookie left tackle. They're down their stud
Speaker 2: right guard, highest paid guard in the league. As a
Speaker 2: matter of fact, they have not practiced this week. Neither
Speaker 2: is their below average right tackle. And that's what going
Speaker 2: up to Houston, that is what they would need going
Speaker 2: against the Houston Texans defense. I should say the best
Speaker 2: defensive front not really close in the league, but Patrick
Speaker 2: Mahomes Andy Reid on a mini bi defense has struggled.
Speaker 2: I did hear someone ask CJ. Stroud if he was
Speaker 2: ready for the incoming pass rush of stone cold Jones.
Speaker 2: Maybe just call him Chris Jones in the presser. Now,
Speaker 2: maybe just go ahead to call him Chris. And that's
Speaker 2: coming off last night's Amazon Prime game where Kirk Herbstreet
Speaker 2: kept calling Brian Schottenheimer shoddy.
Speaker 3: Yes, Shatzi, yeah, shoddy.
Speaker 2: It's like, hey, whatever you two want to grab ass
Speaker 2: and call yourselves on the text fine and the production
Speaker 2: meaning great, but can we at least mix it up
Speaker 2: and call him coach or Brian or Schottenheimer.
Speaker 3: Like I said about the situation with Lane Kiffin, that's
Speaker 3: the way that guy was in two thousand and one,
Speaker 3: just an immense bag when I met him. And that's
Speaker 3: the way Shots he was when I met him in
Speaker 3: nineteen ninety nine, A huge d bag, and he's still
Speaker 3: that annoying SHOTSI I'm gonna what.
Speaker 2: Get that sort out of your mouth?
Speaker 3: You got hey? Shut up?
Speaker 2: The Chiefs are cockerroaches. I'll lay the three and a
Speaker 2: half and say they win by a touchdown. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: guess it'll be some combination of the refs helping out
Speaker 2: by not calling holding on the offensive line, Patrick Mahomes,
Speaker 2: magic and Swifties all rolled into one. So I'll take
Speaker 2: the Chiefs minus three and a half. I'm gonna take
Speaker 2: the Rams in a bounce back weird game in Carolina.
Speaker 2: Bad game for Matthew Stafford is only bad game this season.
Speaker 2: The Cardinals this year are zero and eight against winning teams.
Speaker 2: Rams match up well with them, got both Pooka and
Speaker 2: DeVante out there. DeVante Adams, leading the league and receiving touchdowns.
Speaker 2: Kyron Williams running the hell out of the ball. He'll
Speaker 2: probably cross a thousand yards by the time this one
Speaker 2: is over. Cardinals have lost four in a row, the
Speaker 2: last two being tight contest with the Bucks and Jaguars,
Speaker 2: but the two prior to that against their NFC West
Speaker 2: rivals Seattle in San Francisco, lost by a combined eighty
Speaker 2: five to forty four. So big number on the road.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna lay the eight and a half. Those are
Speaker 2: our favorites pe to the Dogs. I'm gonna take the
Speaker 2: Jaguars at home. Not the Jaguars, but the Jaguars, but
Speaker 2: the Jaguars.
Speaker 3: Jaguars.
Speaker 2: But they're one and a half point dogs to the Colts.
Speaker 3: What can I say? What can I say about Jacksonville, Well,
Speaker 3: there's a few different ways to say, yaguar.
Speaker 2: If you watch the Colts game last week, Daniel Jones
Speaker 2: cannot move. He fractured that leg and some of his
Speaker 2: pals from Duke three D printed him a pad. Didn't
Speaker 2: seem to work out that well. He was a sitting
Speaker 2: target against the Texans. They loaded up the box to
Speaker 2: slow down Jonathan Taylor held them to just seventeen first
Speaker 2: downs three to ten on third down. Jones had picked
Speaker 2: up seventy yards on ten carries the previous two prior
Speaker 2: to the Houston game, when he rushed just one time
Speaker 2: for one yard. Trevor Lawrence has not been great, but
Speaker 2: he ceased at least being awful. Six touchdowns on this
Speaker 2: win streak but four interceptions. He has, however, rushed for
Speaker 2: fifty five yards in the last two games as well
Speaker 2: and three rushing tds in his last five. Real improvement, though,
Speaker 2: has been on defense. Josh hinz Allen has come a
Speaker 2: lot four sacks in the three straight wins. Trayvon Walker
Speaker 2: expected back, so I figure with those two pressuring Jones,
Speaker 2: it'll look a lot like it did last week against
Speaker 2: the Texans, maybe lead to a fumble a pick. So
Speaker 2: I will go ahead and take the points and the
Speaker 2: Jaguars or the jag wires the jack.
Speaker 3: Wars, and you know I have to sell you, Craig.
Speaker 3: Why don't you use that creativity to get us a
Speaker 3: karaoke machine?
Speaker 2: Matt, I'm trying. I tried, I was pleading and humiliated.
Speaker 2: Let's have some fun. Why don't we? Huh? Bengals are
Speaker 2: getting five and a half. The Steelers stink, the Ravens stink,
Speaker 2: and the Bengals if they can win this game in
Speaker 2: Buffalo gonna be on a path to win the AFC North.
Speaker 2: After this game, they get Baltimore at home, a team
Speaker 2: they just hammered on the road last week thirty two
Speaker 2: to fourteen with Joker Rold lighting it up. They get
Speaker 2: Miami Arizona Cleveland. They knock off the Ravens after beating
Speaker 2: Buffalo this week, they'll be five and one in the
Speaker 2: division and finish nine and eight. The Steelers and Ravens
Speaker 2: still play twice, so one or both of them are
Speaker 2: gonna knock the other one out as they're six and six.
Speaker 2: The Bengals are four and eight. But I do love
Speaker 2: the hero story of Burrop. He gets healthy just in time.
Speaker 2: They average forty per game on offense to close out
Speaker 2: the year and win this crappy division at nine and eight.
Speaker 2: So I will take the Bengals and what is a
Speaker 2: hope play plus five and a half. So I got
Speaker 2: two favorites, I got two dogs, and I need me
Speaker 2: a four and zero weekend. After ignorantly taking the Giants
Speaker 2: and the points on Monday night, football only to have dude.
Speaker 3: But did you see Jackson Dart chewing that gum and
Speaker 3: fixing his hair. That guy's awesome.
Speaker 2: I like that guy wears a turtleneck with a gold chain.
Speaker 2: Choose that gum takes a hit like a champ.
Speaker 3: That's how shots he was. He loved rocking that turtleneck
Speaker 3: around La Brian Schottenheimer, and no one bothered to tell him.
Speaker 3: No one bothered to tell him that La doesn't really
Speaker 3: embrace men in turtlenecks. No one ever told Stu Lance
Speaker 3: that either I.
Speaker 2: Was gonna say, Stu, you know, would say, hey, it's
Speaker 2: not a turtleneck, it's a dicky.
Speaker 3: It's a dickey. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: So Shotzi was wearing a dickey instead. So again, Chiefs
Speaker 2: laid the three and a half, Rams, lay the eight
Speaker 2: and a half jags. Let's take the one and a
Speaker 2: half and Bengals will take the five and a half.
Speaker 2: And maybe those four picks will provide such a lucrative
Speaker 2: opportunity for one of our listeners that they'll bestow us
Speaker 2: a gift of a karaoke machine. Well just a thought.
Speaker 3: I mean, there's a lot of things we could we
Speaker 3: could effort we have two weeks, you know, less than
Speaker 3: two weeks. We could effort a live band. We could
Speaker 3: effort a karaoke machine, a cigarette girl, a cigarette lady,
Speaker 3: a lady going around selling flowers the men can buy
Speaker 3: the women, a guy walking around with a polaroid selling
Speaker 3: you polaroids, or yourself at the show, like we could. Really,
Speaker 3: we can do a lot.
Speaker 2: Make this a real. I mean, it is our year
Speaker 2: end blowout.
Speaker 3: It's the year end show, and everybody's sitting here and
Speaker 3: you know it just having to have it. Matt, I
Speaker 3: got a lot of respect for you. You know, I
Speaker 3: might be hold on Kate's I'm saying something important on
Speaker 3: a roll here. I got a lot of respect for you, Matt,
Speaker 3: A lot, Okay. I mean you don't swallow swords like me. Okay,
Speaker 3: I only swallowed dack. And to hear you, Matt, to
Speaker 3: hear you have to bend the knee, hat in hand
Speaker 3: and go to Ronnie and ask for the karaoke machine
Speaker 3: that he owns that we could use on our remote.
Speaker 3: And to hear you get shined on like an old
Speaker 3: friend asking to borrow money. You know, it's just sad.
Speaker 3: It makes me, yeah to see my hero hat in hand,
Speaker 3: begging Ronnie. You know, in the meantime, I'm here in
Speaker 3: the corner swallowing swords. You know. It's heartbreaking. Sorry, I
Speaker 3: just wanted to say that. Yes, Tim, I was depressing.
Speaker 3: I don't know how to follow that up here. It's hard,
Speaker 3: don't you feel the same. I mean, they're talking about
Speaker 3: the voice of the Bolts.
Speaker 4: I mean my suggestion would be like a Santa Claus
Speaker 4: and like listeners can go over and sit on Santa's
Speaker 4: lap and yeah, tell me what they want for Christmas.
Speaker 3: Well, we could get Vic to come out, could.
Speaker 4: Be saying it in his two slutty eels or something
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 3: You think Vic's thirsty enough to actually finally come out.
Speaker 4: I mean, if you only had a beard still, that
Speaker 4: was actually.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's already shaved. Now that the ocean has turned
Speaker 3: to yogurt, I've lost my spoon.
Speaker 2: Vic.
Speaker 3: We wanted you at the show, but.
Speaker 2: You shaved.
Speaker 3: Terrible, huh. I just hurt to see Matt, you know,
Speaker 3: it's like seeing him beat up your hero.
Speaker 2: I didn't feel that bad about it, but now I do. Hey, Ronnie,
Speaker 2: realize I humiliated myself that much?
Speaker 3: You did?
Speaker 2: I was begging a little bit. There wasn't I right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was unbecoming.
Speaker 3: Oh think about it. It's like you'll think about it.
Speaker 3: And the worst part is we work for a billion
Speaker 3: dollar company. It's one karaoke machine, one cigre red girl,
Speaker 3: one girl selling flowers, one girl with a polaroid. I
Speaker 3: want them all to be similar shape, you know, like
Speaker 3: the dan Nettes, the chicks.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude.
Speaker 4: It could be like the smoke house where they have
Speaker 4: somebody going around taking your picture.
Speaker 3: And the exactly and you know what we want.
Speaker 2: You have candy, cigarettes, cigarettes, candy.
Speaker 3: And you know what we can do if we offer
Speaker 3: a karaoke machine, we can put a tip jar up
Speaker 3: on the table for people to tip us, because we're
Speaker 3: like karaoke guys. Yeah, home with some money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe we should just sign up for cameo.
Speaker 3: No, never, I'd rather put a tip jar at the remotes.
Speaker 3: We'll be back with some reaction to this shameful show.
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Speaker 4: Yes, Tam, you know we got a pair of tickets
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Speaker 3: Got another one.
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Speaker 2: Two fifty instead of after three o'clock. That's why you
Speaker 2: did it, Kate's that's why you did it. I just
Speaker 2: realized that you knew I would hold on to him
Speaker 2: until the three o'clock hour to be petty and not
Speaker 2: give it away. In the Rogan and Rodney show, I'm
Speaker 2: just glad you, Kate. I jumped in and gave it
Speaker 2: away last time.
Speaker 3: He rang the doorbell He's like, hey, we know any
Speaker 3: sword swallowers and Matt was like, yeah, and check out
Speaker 3: my partner here. That's what happened last break. This time
Speaker 3: it's tickets. It's something for somebody, So that's good. But
Speaker 3: if you've missed the show, the best thing on this
Speaker 3: show is probably David Vessey's devil voice this week. But yeah,
Speaker 3: you can't just rest on our laurels. And today we've
Speaker 3: been trying to negotiate with our own sound engineer, Ronnie
Speaker 3: Fossio for his karaoke machine because we can't get a
Speaker 3: decent one, and not that we really want anybody singing
Speaker 3: karaoke at the remotes during the breaks, but it it's
Speaker 3: so horribly bad. The last time we tried it with
Speaker 3: Dave Weese's six inch cord and the iPad and the
Speaker 3: fact that we promoted karaoke or kerryok as they say,
Speaker 3: for weeks and then it was a terrible disappointment, you know.
Speaker 3: It was like ordering something from the back of the
Speaker 3: comic book kind of disappointment and boo, right, and it
Speaker 3: was terrible, and I just I want to pay it
Speaker 3: off with a real karaoke machine, Matt, you know, And
Speaker 3: we got a four hour Christmas show. Yeah, and instead
Speaker 3: we're asking Ronnie it's just anyway.
Speaker 2: Well, instead of listen, when we first got going in
Speaker 2: this little thing we have now had for nearly two decades,
Speaker 2: right across the street, we had Dimples sing for your tape, Yeah,
Speaker 2: sing for your t shirt, sing for the surf side cooler,
Speaker 2: sing for the bibble. We could have gone over there
Speaker 2: and done it instead of just doing raffle tickets. Now
Speaker 2: you sing for your prize. It's a pretty good interactive
Speaker 2: way to get the people involved. Throw caution to the wind,
Speaker 2: put yourself out there.
Speaker 3: Well, here's some texts regarding the situation. I think you're right, Matt.
Speaker 3: You know you're the guy who gives away the prizes.
Speaker 3: You can figure that out.
Speaker 5: The secret text us up fine, brought to you by
Speaker 5: your so called Toyota dealers.
Speaker 3: We make it easy, you know what. I'm busy doing
Speaker 3: polishing knobs. Wow, who knew Ronnie was such a disgruntled employee.
Speaker 3: Why can't you just buy him a new microphone and
Speaker 3: let the drunken fools at your remote slabber all over
Speaker 3: the old one. Not a bad idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we feel like we can just put one of
Speaker 2: those foam things on it, right, just get like.
Speaker 3: A no no, take it up the flagpole and see
Speaker 3: who salutes dot dot dot But no one ever does.
Speaker 2: No, it is the PMS flag is never saluted ever.
Speaker 3: P You only swallow Paul, thank you.
Speaker 2: I feel better now.
Speaker 3: Nothing says party like Mark the karaoke guy and Fiddler
Speaker 3: on the roof.
Speaker 2: That's a good point, great point.
Speaker 3: It is terrible. Damn p You and Mat are just
Speaker 3: poking the dog just like the boys and stand by
Speaker 3: me with Ronnie Choppers is gonna stick your balls, Chopper?
Speaker 3: And you know what, Matt and I didn't talk about
Speaker 3: that before the show. Matt wasn't like, hey, hey, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna go after Ronnie about the karaoke s back me up,
Speaker 3: have my back. No, you just went and did it,
Speaker 3: you know, like we didn't have a plan. That's the
Speaker 3: OK Corral. You just pulled out your gun and started
Speaker 3: firing crazy.
Speaker 2: And think about how well it ended at the OK Corral.
Speaker 3: Yeah, great, how the mighty have fallen? This is just sad,
Speaker 3: That's how I felt. Yeah, the Petrosen Money Show deserves
Speaker 3: an old timey guy with a drum on his back,
Speaker 3: a harmonica, strapped to his chest. Yeah, and symbols clanking
Speaker 3: between his knees. Sweet music. Does somebody does Ronnie have
Speaker 3: that machine at home, because we'll take that too.
Speaker 2: Oh if we can get a one man band, Oh,
Speaker 2: we can.
Speaker 3: Get like a carnival extravaganza. I want to karaoke Ronnie's
Speaker 3: theme song, the Chairman of the Board. I don't think
Speaker 3: that's in the machine. That was a Matumbo block on
Speaker 3: Matt by Ronnie. Lol. Yeah, and it was, you know
Speaker 3: how the Filipino blood in me. It would be compelled
Speaker 3: to make it to the remote if you had carry
Speaker 3: oka going on. But it sounds like it's not happening.
Speaker 3: We have we have thirteen days, guys.
Speaker 2: We can pull this off. I feel I feel pretty
Speaker 2: comfortable saying we can pull this off.
Speaker 3: But I think we need all of it. Cigarettes and candy,
Speaker 3: juicy fruits. Everything I wanted to strap aganza. Now I
Speaker 3: can't stop at the karaoke machine, Matt. I can't be
Speaker 3: humiliated like this cigarette girl. Yeah, one man band, load
Speaker 3: up dust in the wind on that karaoke playlist, even
Speaker 3: for a moment. In the moment's cool.
Speaker 4: How about somebody playing the piano like this? The Nordstroms.
Speaker 3: Oh that'd be cool. Oh yeah, get a piano player
Speaker 3: that can't be that hard.
Speaker 2: No, that's easy. I mean, my god, gotta believe a
Speaker 2: pretty good population of our listenership.
Speaker 3: You can play a lot that well, they would love
Speaker 3: it too. Damn it. Maybe we can get a player
Speaker 3: piano that just plays itself. Damn it. Match should have
Speaker 3: wait until Ronnie was midway through the song of the
Speaker 3: day to ask him, well, that's coming up next. I
Speaker 3: think Ronnie turns our mics down for that.
Speaker 2: I want to stay silent for that one.
Speaker 3: Learn my lesson, well, enjoy those charger tickets. Matt would
Speaker 3: never have given him away at the two o'clock hour.
Speaker 2: Hell no, will wait at least three minutes for those
Speaker 2: more
Speaker 3: Great sports docks still a come