WEBVTT - 7am Hour - Drist & Mizzle 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:03.200 Hey, good morning, it's Katie w B. Did I show 0:00:03.200 --> 0:00:05.320 you guys what Carson my son found in his steak 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:05.920 last night? 0:00:06.240 --> 0:00:06.440 Oh? 0:00:07.800 --> 0:00:10.119 Steak And he sends this to me overnight he found 0:00:10.119 --> 0:00:14.600 a string, a giant string in his steak. No, he 0:00:14.680 --> 0:00:16.279 cooked a steak. I'm going to hold it up. And 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:17.480 I know we're on the radio and it's the lame 0:00:17.520 --> 0:00:20.040 when a DJ's like, look at this picture, but it's 0:00:20.160 --> 0:00:22.920 just a string. It it looks like I can't tell 0:00:22.960 --> 0:00:25.240 how big it is, but it looks like it's probably 0:00:25.280 --> 0:00:27.520 like if it was tied around your wrist. So look 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:30.200 at this string in his steak. 0:00:30.520 --> 0:00:33.199 I think we're on live, so you could show the live. 0:00:33.040 --> 0:00:38.640 Streams so on Dave Ryan TV on YouTube. Wow, Like, 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:40.800 how did he find that in this He was eating 0:00:40.840 --> 0:00:42.559 it and chewing the steak and I guess there it. 0:00:42.640 --> 0:00:44.720 Was, Oh, you better go back to that store wherever 0:00:44.720 --> 0:00:45.040 he thought. 0:00:45.120 --> 0:00:46.640 That's what I wondered. It's like, do you take it 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:48.800 back to the store, and is the store going to go? Well, 0:00:48.800 --> 0:00:50.839 what do you want me to do about it? You know, 0:00:51.080 --> 0:00:52.720 I mean what if you worked over a cub and 0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:54.520 you're in the meat department over at buyer Lunds and 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:56.560 buyer leies. Somebody comes in and says, I found this 0:00:56.600 --> 0:00:59.200 in my meat. Would you be like, mom, I'm sorry, 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:01.440 what do you want? Make a cute little bracelet? Make 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:02.480 a friendship bracelet? 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:02.640 Up? 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:05.160 Yeah, at that point I think the store would not. 0:01:05.480 --> 0:01:06.960 I think they think Carson are trying to get one 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:07.640 over on them. 0:01:07.680 --> 0:01:09.200 That's kind of what I think too. It's like, yeah, 0:01:09.240 --> 0:01:12.280 I mean, you didn't die. You probably could go back 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:14.240 and ask, but they're probably gonna be like, yeah, I'm 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:16.520 sorry about that. Here's a five percent coupon for some 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:17.840 a one right, exactly. 0:01:18.680 --> 0:01:19.199 So crazy. 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:21.360 You've ever seen those videos where you order a steak 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:24.160 at a at a restaurant and then for some reason 0:01:24.280 --> 0:01:27.240 you go to like you have a raw steak and 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:28.840 you put that on the plate instead. Then they take 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:31.160 it back to the restaurant owners like, hey, this isn't 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:31.800 what I ordered. 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:33.800 It's like a stupid prank. But people are so dumb 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:34.240 and do that. 0:01:34.600 --> 0:01:36.240 I've not heard of that, but that's a good bit, 0:01:38.240 --> 0:01:39.840 like hey, hey this is a little bit underdone. 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:41.080 Yeah, that's exactly what they do. 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:45.640 It's okay, good bit, good morning, it is hump day, 0:01:45.720 --> 0:01:47.600 it is We had wild tickets coming up later on 0:01:47.720 --> 0:01:51.440 we do wild tickets. Okay, very cool. We were talking 0:01:51.440 --> 0:01:54.560 about this the other day, lavender marriage, and I didn't 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:56.680 know what it was. But a friend of mine who 0:01:56.800 --> 0:01:59.440 is you know, she's like my age old radio friend, 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:02.400 and she is single, and she says, I'd really love 0:02:02.440 --> 0:02:05.800 to be in a lavender marriage. And I texted her 0:02:05.800 --> 0:02:07.680 and I said, do you know what that means? And 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:10.919 she said, yeah, it's where the guy is gay and 0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:14.520 you don't have to enjoy the lovin' and he lives 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:16.920 somewhere else and you pretend that you're a couple. And 0:02:16.960 --> 0:02:19.720 I'm like, oh, I really wasn't sure what that was, 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:23.280 and I guess this is a thing, So I googled it, 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:25.600 looked up what is a lavender marriage, and it turns 0:02:25.639 --> 0:02:29.840 out they're actually fairly common, usually with a gay guy 0:02:30.400 --> 0:02:34.240 and a straight but sometimes gay or by combination of whatever. 0:02:34.720 --> 0:02:37.040 And they do it because they don't want to come 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:40.679 out for whatever reason. It used to be really big 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:43.280 back in old Hollywood, when like, you know, some star 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:46.040 would marry a woman because they didn't want anybody to 0:02:46.080 --> 0:02:48.400 know they were gay, because they were a sex symbol, 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:53.360 like a Rock Hudson or somebody like that, and so 0:02:53.440 --> 0:02:56.440 the woman would know. And so I guess now some 0:02:56.480 --> 0:02:58.040 women are going, I would love to be in a 0:02:58.120 --> 0:03:01.480 lavender marriage. That way, I don't have to hook up 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:03.840 with this guy. We can still go on trips to 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:06.600 the Poconos and a river cruise and you know whatever. 0:03:07.040 --> 0:03:09.960 But I don't have to live with this guy, and. 0:03:09.919 --> 0:03:12.320 You can potentially live your own life too, like on 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:15.400 the side, so like you can be married, have your 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:19.000 companion in your lavender marriage, you're one of your best friends, 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:21.799 and then go and get some actionalists stuff. 0:03:21.639 --> 0:03:23.240 And go get your action on the side. 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:27.120 Yeah, I kind of a feeling to me is kind 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:28.840 of a marry the guy. 0:03:28.680 --> 0:03:30.280 That you want on the side because you don't want 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:30.799 to get married. 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:34.600 No, no, I'm okay with marriage. But I would say 0:03:34.720 --> 0:03:38.360 sometimes you just get sick of that person. You just 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:40.200 kind of want to be with someone who you can 0:03:40.240 --> 0:03:43.760 still have your own life and then have like the 0:03:43.800 --> 0:03:44.680 fun on the side. 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:47.640 And instead of having like an open relationship where you're 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:51.480 you know, openly like dating and you know, in whatever 0:03:51.480 --> 0:03:55.720 physical relationship, emotional relationship with a bunch of different straight men, 0:03:56.160 --> 0:03:58.440 I might as well have my one gay man who 0:03:58.440 --> 0:03:59.960 I love and ador and is one of my best 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:03.920 friends as like my rock, my anchor, your best friend, 0:04:04.000 --> 0:04:05.320 and then all these other dudes are just kind of 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:08.160 for frenzies. Okay, I mean I say that like I 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:08.880 have a roster. 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:09.640 I don't. 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:12.640 No, I know that as far as we know. What 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:15.120 about you? Do you know anybody who has been in 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:17.960 a lavender marriage or I'm gonna be just flat out 0:04:18.000 --> 0:04:21.200 on us because that's usually how I am. I've known 0:04:21.240 --> 0:04:25.359 people who I was pretty sure were in what you 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:28.760 could define as a lavender marriage. There's been and I 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:30.880 will not describe any of them because I know some 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:33.520 of them may listen to the show. But I think 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:36.440 it was like, Okay, yeah, we're pretty sure he's gay. 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:41.719 Sometimes you're very sure he's gay because you've heard stories 0:04:42.240 --> 0:04:45.320 and maybe she knows about it, but she loves him. 0:04:45.360 --> 0:04:48.400 He's a good companion, he's a good person, a good friend. 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:51.360 And then maybe she's going out and getting it somewhere else. 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:51.640 Yeah. 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:54.120 I think it has to qualify if like the two 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:57.359 people are like consenting to it correct and they like 0:04:57.480 --> 0:04:59.680 know it. Like if you get married and you didn't 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:01.640 know your husband's gay and he's gay for you know, 0:05:01.800 --> 0:05:03.919 the whole time, and then in ten years he's like, 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:06.160 by the way, I'm gay and you've been bamboozled. 0:05:06.320 --> 0:05:10.240 That's not ella, now, that's just you've got bambooled. 0:05:10.320 --> 0:05:12.240 I know it probably started more so back in the 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:14.000 day as like the secret thing, but it's not a 0:05:14.080 --> 0:05:16.200 secret anymore. There are a lot of people that I'll 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:19.080 see on TikTok that they marry their gay best friend 0:05:19.080 --> 0:05:21.360 because like they both want to have kids, they haven't 0:05:21.360 --> 0:05:23.640 found the right partners yet, so then they just end 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:25.400 up marrying their gay best friend and they raise a 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:27.719 kid together and like once again they still kind of 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:29.839 get to do whatever they want and have a relationship 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:32.719 outside of the marriage. But that was like what worked 0:05:32.720 --> 0:05:34.039 for them at the time, So. 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:35.600 It's delight fel I think a lot of people have done. 0:05:35.640 --> 0:05:39.120 I'm looking online here for like insurance purposes and things 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:45.680 like that. Let's see survival strategy they say for here example, 0:05:46.120 --> 0:05:50.120 Rock Hudson and Rudolph Valentino. Back in the day, you know, 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:52.800 eighty one hundred years ago, whenever it was, I don't know, 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:58.440 they were sex symbols, so they and being back back then, 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:06.080 being gay was like you are shunned the world one 0:06:06.160 --> 0:06:07.720 hundred years ago, so. 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:10.479 I mean even to a caliber today as well. Like so, 0:06:10.560 --> 0:06:13.880 I totally see the reasoning behind it in general, and 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:15.320 it doesn't sound that bad to me. 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:15.960 It sounds great. 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:18.000 Someone texted in and said, I know someone who was 0:06:18.000 --> 0:06:20.200 in a lavender marriage and they did it for flight 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:23.120 benefits because the man was a flight attendant. They eventually 0:06:23.160 --> 0:06:25.120 got divorced because I think they were ready to commit 0:06:25.200 --> 0:06:28.200 to their own people. But they were married for fifteen years. Wow, 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:32.239 the divorce did ruin a relationship, their relationship, that's a bummer. 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:34.640 Here's another text. It says we're swingers. I guess one 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:36.479 of them is gay. And it's the best most open 0:06:36.520 --> 0:06:38.920 relationship I've ever had. We don't play alone. We don't 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:41.440 play alone, so we share that in the experiences. Plus 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:42.679 the reconnection is intense. 0:06:43.480 --> 0:06:46.880 Ooh, the reconnection reconnects the weekend away. Look at you 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:48.760 very interesting so. 0:06:49.160 --> 0:06:50.040 Strokes for different folks. 0:06:50.040 --> 0:06:51.560 Man, Yeah, you know what I mean. That's the thing. 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:53.279 And I've said this forever. You look at anybody in 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:56.719 your office and you never know what is truly going 0:06:56.800 --> 0:06:59.799 on behind closed doors. You walk up and down your street, 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:03.760 all everybody from the Ulsons to the flugel binders. They're 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:07.880 all acting like they're really happy. You don't know what 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:10.080 she really is into. 0:07:11.640 --> 0:07:12.320 I'll be wondering. 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:15.320 See, I don't wonder about like what people are into 0:07:15.400 --> 0:07:17.680 like Dave does. Usually I walk around the street and think, 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:19.080 how many of these people are hoarders? 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:22.240 That's what I know, you know. I think I'm like Dave. 0:07:22.360 --> 0:07:24.960 Sometimes I'll be looking around like hmm, who when here's 0:07:25.000 --> 0:07:25.400 a freak? 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:29.120 And sometimes and you don't know any of that, No, 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:31.200 and I do, I mean not all the time, but 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:33.360 it's like, hey, I don't actively think it, but I 0:07:33.400 --> 0:07:36.280 think it's just really compelling and interesting to like walk 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:38.920 through your cube at work or whatever. You're on the airplane. 0:07:39.240 --> 0:07:42.000 You don't know these people that well, especially at work 0:07:42.040 --> 0:07:44.760 you think you know them. You don't know if they 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:47.560 have like a dungeon down in the basement or if 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:50.800 they and they swang in you don't know. Or they 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:54.440 could be the most ordinary vanilla people ever, and you 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:56.840 really don't know. All right, moving on to more important 0:07:56.880 --> 0:08:00.880 things on Katie WB coming up randomly the funniest news 0:08:00.920 --> 0:08:04.000 bloopers of twenty twenty five. This came up on the 0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:05.880 off the air the other day I was asking the 0:08:05.880 --> 0:08:07.400 guys off the air, I said, have you seen that 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:10.120 news clip where there's a woman reporter on like a 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:14.080 news anchor on TV, and she's like, in our top story, 0:08:14.360 --> 0:08:18.000 a man climbs Mount Everest and the amazing thing is 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:23.560 he's gay, I mean blind. Have you seen this clip before? Yeah, 0:08:23.600 --> 0:08:26.400 it's been around for years and years, but she's like, 0:08:26.600 --> 0:08:29.640 he's gay, I mean blind, which it wouldn't have been 0:08:29.640 --> 0:08:30.560 a story if he was gay. 0:08:30.880 --> 0:08:31.200 Nine. 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:35.640 Here's all the story coming up, the top news bloopers 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:39.760 of twenty twenty five, and we'll do it next on KDWB. 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:40.959 D WB. 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:43.280 We have wild tickets for you coming up. We're commercial 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:47.800 free for one one hour, one hour commercial free. Thank 0:08:47.880 --> 0:08:51.640 you for listening. We appreciate you more than you know. 0:08:52.760 --> 0:08:56.640 Thank you. We found the top news bloopers of twenty 0:08:56.640 --> 0:08:58.199 twenty five. We're gonna start off with this one, which 0:08:58.240 --> 0:08:59.880 is not a twenty twenty five one, but it's one 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:02.240 that got us talking about it. Yesterday. I was telling 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:04.559 the people in the studio, vaunting Jenny and Bailey about 0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:05.000 this one. 0:09:05.240 --> 0:09:08.160 After the break, we're going to interview Eric Wyham, Mayor 0:09:08.320 --> 0:09:11.000 who climbed the highest mountain in the world Mount Everest. 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:13.800 But he's gay, I mean he's gay. 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:16.559 Excuse me, he's blind, so we'll hear about that. 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:17.760 But he's gay. 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:18.880 I'm sorry gay. 0:09:19.040 --> 0:09:23.840 I mean, I'm sorry, delivery delvery, but he's gay. 0:09:26.679 --> 0:09:31.240 A gay guy climb Mount no Way by himself. All right, 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:33.400 here is another one. I have not heard these, so 0:09:33.440 --> 0:09:34.880 they are going to come as a surprise to me 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:35.160 as well. 0:09:35.240 --> 0:09:37.719 I'm getting excited about that sixty nine. I mean, that's 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:39.160 pretty good this ten of years, isn't. 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:41.240 I know, you're. 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:43.960 Excited about the wind, but that sixty nine? 0:09:44.280 --> 0:09:47.720 Okay, And the guy next to her, the other anchors, 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:49.439 is laughing and not telling her what's wrong. 0:09:49.600 --> 0:09:51.600 Okay, But the second part it feels like she was 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:54.240 really leaning into Yeah, yeah, a little bit. You got 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:54.959 to commit to the bit. 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:55.320 Yeah. 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:56.160 Here's another one. 0:09:56.280 --> 0:09:59.640 And if you head to the beach this summer, you'll 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:01.959 learn how your yours. 0:10:02.920 --> 0:10:03.679 We'll be right back. 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:10.320 It's just like, all right, okay, I'm over more news 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:12.720 bloopers of the last year. It's gonna be areas of 0:10:12.840 --> 0:10:17.520 drist and missile drist and here missed and drizzle. I 0:10:17.559 --> 0:10:23.760 literally combined both d All right, another one. 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:26.600 You are twenty chance of rain about that time. 0:10:26.800 --> 0:10:30.280 So yeah, yeah, with the swipe the bra off. 0:10:30.400 --> 0:10:30.800 I think you. 0:10:32.800 --> 0:10:33.359 Brawl. 0:10:35.080 --> 0:10:39.040 I meant to say eyebrow. She meant to say wipe 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:39.840 the brow off. 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:42.439 Yeah, the bra off. 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:45.440 Okay, A couple of more. 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:47.920 Over the last two years, hundreds of landed in the 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:51.320 Summit County Medical Examiner's office. My brother used to break 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:54.760 in our house and steal the TV, but now he's dead. 0:10:57.480 --> 0:11:03.360 What play it again, I'll hear you play by play. 0:11:03.440 --> 0:11:05.920 Okay, So the last two years, hundreds of landed in 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:07.960 the Summit County Medical examiners off. 0:11:08.360 --> 0:11:10.560 So that's the news reporter, and then it cuts to 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:13.280 this quick clip is like a guy on the street. 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:15.760 They do an interview with my brother used to break 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:18.920 in our house and steal the TV, but now he's dead. 0:11:19.120 --> 0:11:22.800 So I don't understand the correlation, but that clip was 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:24.640 now his brother is dead. 0:11:24.960 --> 0:11:25.400 He's dead. 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:30.199 Oka News bloopers from twenty twenty five. 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:34.280 Check your panties about one hundred and seventy five thousands, Rice. 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:39.480 I think that was supposed to be pants. 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:42.640 I couldn't warn you before I saw it, and I couldn't. 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:47.520 Warn you, so the Q card really yeah, he did 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:50.440 his job. The telepropter said panties. But I guess the 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:54.480 producer forgot the R meant for to be panties and pantries, 0:11:55.080 --> 0:11:57.000 so he ran a conviction it again. 0:11:57.160 --> 0:12:01.160 Check your panties about one hundred and seventy five thousands, rice, 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:03.360 I think that's supposed to be pants trees. 0:12:04.800 --> 0:12:07.960 Check your panties, ladies and men. Warn you before I 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:09.480 saw it, and I couldn't warn you. 0:12:09.720 --> 0:12:13.679 Oh that's funny, all right, More more news bloopers. 0:12:13.760 --> 0:12:16.840 Once it's turned on, the sign will spell out deli 0:12:17.160 --> 0:12:18.439 cat essen. 0:12:19.440 --> 0:12:25.200 It'll or delicate. Here's another one. 0:12:26.000 --> 0:12:30.720 Overall a fantastic tart spart start, fantastic. 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:34.760 Start, fantastic parts. Yeah, one more, you guys, come on 0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:35.280 one more. 0:12:35.440 --> 0:12:37.839 Now, we're gonna do what we call traffic, all right, 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:38.640 So what we're gonna do. 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:40.880 We're gonna turn on the maps here. 0:12:41.360 --> 0:12:44.440 We're about to do what we call traffic. 0:12:44.720 --> 0:12:48.319 Traffic Have you ever heard of the traffic before? 0:12:50.120 --> 0:12:51.679 They're just like making fun of him because he made 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:53.360 it sound like it was this unique thing. 0:12:54.840 --> 0:12:56.200 But my favorite, Yes. 0:12:57.160 --> 0:13:00.480 After the break, we're gonna interview Eric whyan May, who 0:13:00.559 --> 0:13:03.040 climbed the highest mountain in the world, Mount Everest. 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:07.120 But he's gay. I mean he's gay. Excuse me, he's blind. 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:10.920 He's gay, honey, A gay guy climbed down. 0:13:11.480 --> 0:13:12.439 You gotta watch this. 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:13.000 Hi. 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:13.320 Sorry. 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:16.200 Every time these like news like compilations comes up in 0:13:16.240 --> 0:13:18.559 like my TikTok Alder, you'll just like. 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:22.439 See me like laying in my bed like it's so funny, 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:23.800 laughing so much. 0:13:23.920 --> 0:13:27.200 I love that. Thank you, all right, it is Katie 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:28.920 will be Wild. Tickets for you coming up about a 0:13:28.920 --> 0:13:31.760 half an hour. We are commercial free. So many texted 0:13:31.800 --> 0:13:33.120 in and said the favorite part of that bit was 0:13:33.160 --> 0:13:34.640 Bailey's uncontrollable laughter. 0:13:35.559 --> 0:13:36.160 This is true. 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:42.040 Let's hear more from Bailey. 0:13:42.520 --> 0:13:44.560 I actually have more jokes for you today on the 0:13:44.600 --> 0:13:47.640 Daily Bailey. So last night I went to the Orpheum 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:51.240 and I saw a musical called Shocked, which I'm not 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:53.520 even gonna try to explain it, but it was full 0:13:53.840 --> 0:13:55.520 of dad jokes. 0:13:55.720 --> 0:13:57.719 So I'm rolling on the floor laughing the entire time. 0:13:57.720 --> 0:13:59.160 And I have some of these jokes here for you, 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:00.840 and I just want to tell you some of them 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:02.800 because I think they're pretty funny them. 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:06.040 Okay, I'll do my little Southern accent as I do 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:06.400 it here. 0:14:06.679 --> 0:14:10.800 I just passed a huge squirrel, which is odd because 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:12.040 I don't remember eating one. 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:15.160 But who's got the butump sches for me? Here? 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:17.440 Yeah? 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:24.600 Brother, Remember when we were Its kind of long, so 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:26.320 you'll get to it by the end of the hair. 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:28.760 Brother, say it, brother. 0:14:29.440 --> 0:14:33.320 Remember when we were kids building sand castles with Grandma 0:14:34.160 --> 0:14:36.600 until Grandpa told us to put her back in the urn. 0:14:38.080 --> 0:14:43.920 Up, Thank you. Here we go, next one. I never understood. 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:47.280 Why they're called chicken tenders until I let one caress 0:14:47.320 --> 0:14:56.480 my face. But if I had a crystal ball, i'd 0:14:56.520 --> 0:14:57.520 probably walk different. 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:00.320 Okay. 0:15:01.040 --> 0:15:03.800 Remember when I chopped down the Christmas tree and you 0:15:03.840 --> 0:15:06.480 asked if I was gonna put it up myself, and 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:08.360 I said, no, I'm gonna put it up in the 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:08.840 living room. 0:15:11.880 --> 0:15:15.520 Wait a second, Remember when I peed in the pool? Wow? 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:23.480 The laughguard yelled so loud I almost fell in. Okay, David, 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:27.800 your grandma died doing what she loved, making toast in 0:15:27.880 --> 0:15:38.360 the bathtub. If one door closes, another door opens. But 0:15:38.640 --> 0:15:40.560 other than that, it's a pretty good truck. 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:43.760 Do. 0:15:45.320 --> 0:15:48.480 Mama used to say, marriage is lack a tornado. It 0:15:48.640 --> 0:15:51.640 starts off with a whole lot of banging and pounding 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:53.200 and ends up with. 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:59.640 Someone losing a house. Okay, just a couple more here. 0:16:00.480 --> 0:16:04.160 Okay, as the personal trainer said to their lazy client, 0:16:04.920 --> 0:16:06.280 this isn't working out. 0:16:07.840 --> 0:16:11.160 Get it? Do you get it? This isn't working out. 0:16:11.280 --> 0:16:11.920 That's not working out? 0:16:12.000 --> 0:16:13.080 Yeah, gotcha? All right? 0:16:14.240 --> 0:16:16.840 That horse tip you gave us came in at twenty 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:18.560 to one, Well, what's wrong with that? 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:20.760 Those are great odds. All the older. 0:16:20.520 --> 0:16:25.040 Horses came in at twelve thirty to twenty. 0:16:24.800 --> 0:16:27.600 To one ten minutes later. 0:16:27.400 --> 0:16:29.040 Ten minutes later, ha ha ha. 0:16:29.120 --> 0:16:29.840 How many more were these? 0:16:29.840 --> 0:16:30.840 You got just one? 0:16:30.920 --> 0:16:31.160 Okay? 0:16:31.200 --> 0:16:33.360 This is all from what you're just Yes, this is 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:34.000 all what I said. 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:35.080 Were in the show last days. 0:16:35.080 --> 0:16:35.960 We're in the show last night. 0:16:36.040 --> 0:16:39.400 Boiler alert. Okay, great, now he's gonna go see like 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:39.880 I heard that. 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:42.880 I haven't any of the plots take in. 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:44.680 There is a plot. 0:16:44.720 --> 0:16:47.240 They're corny dad jokes. Okay, here's two more, two more. 0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:50.520 What would your mother say if she were alive? 0:16:50.640 --> 0:16:51.200 Right now? 0:16:52.160 --> 0:16:56.120 Get me out of this box, because she's in. 0:16:56.080 --> 0:16:57.840 The box right now, So if she was alive, she'd 0:16:57.840 --> 0:16:59.000 be in there still coffee. 0:16:59.320 --> 0:17:02.480 The producer, I'm shocked, is on the phone right now. 0:17:02.760 --> 0:17:06.160 She's really pissy really bad, ruining her show. I haven't 0:17:06.200 --> 0:17:07.760 given away any of the plot. This is the last 0:17:07.760 --> 0:17:09.600 one that reminds me of all of us farmer dies 0:17:09.640 --> 0:17:10.480 at the end, all of. 0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:14.000 Us here today family is telling someone to go to 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:19.280 hell and then hoping that they get there safely. Thank 0:17:19.359 --> 0:17:22.280 you all right, that's all of the jokes that I 0:17:22.320 --> 0:17:24.560 really liked from Shocked yesterday. 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:25.360 Thank you so much. 0:17:25.480 --> 0:17:31.479 Joy Show one on one point three kd WB. By 0:17:31.480 --> 0:17:33.000 the way, you put an alarm on your phone. Tomorrow 0:17:33.000 --> 0:17:35.200 a brand new War of the Roses. They are back. 0:17:35.200 --> 0:17:37.320 We don't do new ones during Christmas wish because you 0:17:37.320 --> 0:17:39.120 know it doesn't feel right. But we have a brand 0:17:39.200 --> 0:17:45.000 new spicy War of the Roses tomorrow at seven thirty 0:17:45.119 --> 0:17:48.159 five on Katie WB. All right, let's get into the 0:17:48.240 --> 0:17:53.760 dirt here we go. Let's start off with zz Top 0:17:54.160 --> 0:17:56.800 because they've never made the dirt before. Zz Top are 0:17:56.840 --> 0:17:59.880 those guys from the eighties that have the big long beards. 0:18:00.400 --> 0:18:02.480 So one of the guys, his name is Billy Gibbons, 0:18:02.640 --> 0:18:06.040 is talking about how Gellette, the razor company, offered zz 0:18:06.240 --> 0:18:09.680 Top money to shave their beards back in the day. 0:18:09.960 --> 0:18:12.080 Is it true you guys were offering a million dollars 0:18:12.119 --> 0:18:13.640 to shave your beards. 0:18:13.640 --> 0:18:17.199 True, it was a million dollars per man. Was that Gillette? 0:18:17.280 --> 0:18:18.120 They deny it. 0:18:18.600 --> 0:18:22.080 And during a Super Bowl commercial, Yeah, so three mil 0:18:22.200 --> 0:18:24.280 gilette to Zezy Top to shave your beard. 0:18:24.520 --> 0:18:28.200