Speaker 1: Hey, good morning, it's Katie w B. Did I show
Speaker 1: you guys what Carson my son found in his steak
Speaker 1: last night?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Steak And he sends this to me overnight he found
Speaker 1: a string, a giant string in his steak. No, he
Speaker 1: cooked a steak. I'm going to hold it up. And
Speaker 1: I know we're on the radio and it's the lame
Speaker 1: when a DJ's like, look at this picture, but it's
Speaker 1: just a string. It it looks like I can't tell
Speaker 1: how big it is, but it looks like it's probably
Speaker 1: like if it was tied around your wrist. So look
Speaker 1: at this string in his steak.
Speaker 3: I think we're on live, so you could show the live.
Speaker 1: Streams so on Dave Ryan TV on YouTube. Wow, Like,
Speaker 1: how did he find that in this He was eating
Speaker 1: it and chewing the steak and I guess there it.
Speaker 3: Was, Oh, you better go back to that store wherever
Speaker 3: he thought.
Speaker 1: That's what I wondered. It's like, do you take it
Speaker 1: back to the store, and is the store going to go? Well,
Speaker 1: what do you want me to do about it? You know,
Speaker 1: I mean what if you worked over a cub and
Speaker 1: you're in the meat department over at buyer Lunds and
Speaker 1: buyer leies. Somebody comes in and says, I found this
Speaker 1: in my meat. Would you be like, mom, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: what do you want? Make a cute little bracelet? Make
Speaker 1: a friendship bracelet?
Speaker 4: Up?
Speaker 5: Yeah, at that point I think the store would not.
Speaker 5: I think they think Carson are trying to get one
Speaker 5: over on them.
Speaker 1: That's kind of what I think too. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, you didn't die. You probably could go back
Speaker 1: and ask, but they're probably gonna be like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry about that. Here's a five percent coupon for some
Speaker 1: a one right, exactly.
Speaker 3: So crazy.
Speaker 5: You've ever seen those videos where you order a steak
Speaker 5: at a at a restaurant and then for some reason
Speaker 5: you go to like you have a raw steak and
Speaker 5: you put that on the plate instead. Then they take
Speaker 5: it back to the restaurant owners like, hey, this isn't
Speaker 5: what I ordered.
Speaker 3: It's like a stupid prank. But people are so dumb
Speaker 3: and do that.
Speaker 1: I've not heard of that, but that's a good bit,
Speaker 1: like hey, hey this is a little bit underdone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's exactly what they do.
Speaker 1: It's okay, good bit, good morning, it is hump day,
Speaker 1: it is We had wild tickets coming up later on
Speaker 1: we do wild tickets. Okay, very cool. We were talking
Speaker 1: about this the other day, lavender marriage, and I didn't
Speaker 1: know what it was. But a friend of mine who
Speaker 1: is you know, she's like my age old radio friend,
Speaker 1: and she is single, and she says, I'd really love
Speaker 1: to be in a lavender marriage. And I texted her
Speaker 1: and I said, do you know what that means? And
Speaker 1: she said, yeah, it's where the guy is gay and
Speaker 1: you don't have to enjoy the lovin' and he lives
Speaker 1: somewhere else and you pretend that you're a couple. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I really wasn't sure what that was,
Speaker 1: and I guess this is a thing, So I googled it,
Speaker 1: looked up what is a lavender marriage, and it turns
Speaker 1: out they're actually fairly common, usually with a gay guy
Speaker 1: and a straight but sometimes gay or by combination of whatever.
Speaker 1: And they do it because they don't want to come
Speaker 1: out for whatever reason. It used to be really big
Speaker 1: back in old Hollywood, when like, you know, some star
Speaker 1: would marry a woman because they didn't want anybody to
Speaker 1: know they were gay, because they were a sex symbol,
Speaker 1: like a Rock Hudson or somebody like that, and so
Speaker 1: the woman would know. And so I guess now some
Speaker 1: women are going, I would love to be in a
Speaker 1: lavender marriage. That way, I don't have to hook up
Speaker 1: with this guy. We can still go on trips to
Speaker 1: the Poconos and a river cruise and you know whatever.
Speaker 1: But I don't have to live with this guy, and.
Speaker 2: You can potentially live your own life too, like on
Speaker 2: the side, so like you can be married, have your
Speaker 2: companion in your lavender marriage, you're one of your best friends,
Speaker 2: and then go and get some actionalists stuff.
Speaker 1: And go get your action on the side.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I kind of a feeling to me is kind
Speaker 3: of a marry the guy.
Speaker 1: That you want on the side because you don't want
Speaker 1: to get married.
Speaker 6: No, no, I'm okay with marriage. But I would say
Speaker 6: sometimes you just get sick of that person. You just
Speaker 6: kind of want to be with someone who you can
Speaker 6: still have your own life and then have like the
Speaker 6: fun on the side.
Speaker 2: And instead of having like an open relationship where you're
Speaker 2: you know, openly like dating and you know, in whatever
Speaker 2: physical relationship, emotional relationship with a bunch of different straight men,
Speaker 2: I might as well have my one gay man who
Speaker 2: I love and ador and is one of my best
Speaker 2: friends as like my rock, my anchor, your best friend,
Speaker 2: and then all these other dudes are just kind of
Speaker 2: for frenzies. Okay, I mean I say that like I
Speaker 2: have a roster.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: No, I know that as far as we know. What
Speaker 1: about you? Do you know anybody who has been in
Speaker 1: a lavender marriage or I'm gonna be just flat out
Speaker 1: on us because that's usually how I am. I've known
Speaker 1: people who I was pretty sure were in what you
Speaker 1: could define as a lavender marriage. There's been and I
Speaker 1: will not describe any of them because I know some
Speaker 1: of them may listen to the show. But I think
Speaker 1: it was like, Okay, yeah, we're pretty sure he's gay.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you're very sure he's gay because you've heard stories
Speaker 1: and maybe she knows about it, but she loves him.
Speaker 1: He's a good companion, he's a good person, a good friend.
Speaker 1: And then maybe she's going out and getting it somewhere else.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it has to qualify if like the two
Speaker 2: people are like consenting to it correct and they like
Speaker 2: know it. Like if you get married and you didn't
Speaker 2: know your husband's gay and he's gay for you know,
Speaker 2: the whole time, and then in ten years he's like,
Speaker 2: by the way, I'm gay and you've been bamboozled.
Speaker 3: That's not ella, now, that's just you've got bambooled.
Speaker 6: I know it probably started more so back in the
Speaker 6: day as like the secret thing, but it's not a
Speaker 6: secret anymore. There are a lot of people that I'll
Speaker 6: see on TikTok that they marry their gay best friend
Speaker 6: because like they both want to have kids, they haven't
Speaker 6: found the right partners yet, so then they just end
Speaker 6: up marrying their gay best friend and they raise a
Speaker 6: kid together and like once again they still kind of
Speaker 6: get to do whatever they want and have a relationship
Speaker 6: outside of the marriage. But that was like what worked
Speaker 6: for them at the time, So.
Speaker 1: It's delight fel I think a lot of people have done.
Speaker 1: I'm looking online here for like insurance purposes and things
Speaker 1: like that. Let's see survival strategy they say for here example,
Speaker 1: Rock Hudson and Rudolph Valentino. Back in the day, you know,
Speaker 1: eighty one hundred years ago, whenever it was, I don't know,
Speaker 1: they were sex symbols, so they and being back back then,
Speaker 1: being gay was like you are shunned the world one
Speaker 1: hundred years ago, so.
Speaker 2: I mean even to a caliber today as well. Like so,
Speaker 2: I totally see the reasoning behind it in general, and
Speaker 2: it doesn't sound that bad to me.
Speaker 3: It sounds great.
Speaker 6: Someone texted in and said, I know someone who was
Speaker 6: in a lavender marriage and they did it for flight
Speaker 6: benefits because the man was a flight attendant. They eventually
Speaker 6: got divorced because I think they were ready to commit
Speaker 6: to their own people. But they were married for fifteen years. Wow,
Speaker 6: the divorce did ruin a relationship, their relationship, that's a bummer.
Speaker 5: Here's another text. It says we're swingers. I guess one
Speaker 5: of them is gay. And it's the best most open
Speaker 5: relationship I've ever had. We don't play alone. We don't
Speaker 5: play alone, so we share that in the experiences. Plus
Speaker 5: the reconnection is intense.
Speaker 1: Ooh, the reconnection reconnects the weekend away. Look at you
Speaker 1: very interesting so.
Speaker 3: Strokes for different folks.
Speaker 1: Man, Yeah, you know what I mean. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: And I've said this forever. You look at anybody in
Speaker 1: your office and you never know what is truly going
Speaker 1: on behind closed doors. You walk up and down your street,
Speaker 1: all everybody from the Ulsons to the flugel binders. They're
Speaker 1: all acting like they're really happy. You don't know what
Speaker 1: she really is into.
Speaker 3: I'll be wondering.
Speaker 2: See, I don't wonder about like what people are into
Speaker 2: like Dave does. Usually I walk around the street and think,
Speaker 2: how many of these people are hoarders?
Speaker 3: That's what I know, you know. I think I'm like Dave.
Speaker 5: Sometimes I'll be looking around like hmm, who when here's
Speaker 5: a freak?
Speaker 1: And sometimes and you don't know any of that, No,
Speaker 1: and I do, I mean not all the time, but
Speaker 1: it's like, hey, I don't actively think it, but I
Speaker 1: think it's just really compelling and interesting to like walk
Speaker 1: through your cube at work or whatever. You're on the airplane.
Speaker 1: You don't know these people that well, especially at work
Speaker 1: you think you know them. You don't know if they
Speaker 1: have like a dungeon down in the basement or if
Speaker 1: they and they swang in you don't know. Or they
Speaker 1: could be the most ordinary vanilla people ever, and you
Speaker 1: really don't know. All right, moving on to more important
Speaker 1: things on Katie WB coming up randomly the funniest news
Speaker 1: bloopers of twenty twenty five. This came up on the
Speaker 1: off the air the other day I was asking the
Speaker 1: guys off the air, I said, have you seen that
Speaker 1: news clip where there's a woman reporter on like a
Speaker 1: news anchor on TV, and she's like, in our top story,
Speaker 1: a man climbs Mount Everest and the amazing thing is
Speaker 1: he's gay, I mean blind. Have you seen this clip before? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's been around for years and years, but she's like,
Speaker 1: he's gay, I mean blind, which it wouldn't have been
Speaker 1: a story if he was gay.
Speaker 3: Nine.
Speaker 1: Here's all the story coming up, the top news bloopers
Speaker 1: of twenty twenty five, and we'll do it next on KDWB.
Speaker 3: D WB.
Speaker 1: We have wild tickets for you coming up. We're commercial
Speaker 1: free for one one hour, one hour commercial free. Thank
Speaker 1: you for listening. We appreciate you more than you know.
Speaker 1: Thank you. We found the top news bloopers of twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five. We're gonna start off with this one, which
Speaker 1: is not a twenty twenty five one, but it's one
Speaker 1: that got us talking about it. Yesterday. I was telling
Speaker 1: the people in the studio, vaunting Jenny and Bailey about
Speaker 1: this one.
Speaker 7: After the break, we're going to interview Eric Wyham, Mayor
Speaker 7: who climbed the highest mountain in the world Mount Everest.
Speaker 3: But he's gay, I mean he's gay.
Speaker 7: Excuse me, he's blind, so we'll hear about that.
Speaker 1: But he's gay.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry gay.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sorry, delivery delvery, but he's gay.
Speaker 1: A gay guy climb Mount no Way by himself. All right,
Speaker 1: here is another one. I have not heard these, so
Speaker 1: they are going to come as a surprise to me
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 3: I'm getting excited about that sixty nine. I mean, that's
Speaker 3: pretty good this ten of years, isn't.
Speaker 2: I know, you're.
Speaker 3: Excited about the wind, but that sixty nine?
Speaker 5: Okay, And the guy next to her, the other anchors,
Speaker 5: is laughing and not telling her what's wrong.
Speaker 3: Okay, But the second part it feels like she was
Speaker 3: really leaning into Yeah, yeah, a little bit. You got
Speaker 3: to commit to the bit.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Here's another one.
Speaker 5: And if you head to the beach this summer, you'll
Speaker 5: learn how your yours.
Speaker 2: We'll be right back.
Speaker 1: It's just like, all right, okay, I'm over more news
Speaker 1: bloopers of the last year. It's gonna be areas of
Speaker 1: drist and missile drist and here missed and drizzle. I
Speaker 1: literally combined both d All right, another one.
Speaker 6: You are twenty chance of rain about that time.
Speaker 7: So yeah, yeah, with the swipe the bra off.
Speaker 3: I think you.
Speaker 2: Brawl.
Speaker 1: I meant to say eyebrow. She meant to say wipe
Speaker 1: the brow off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the bra off.
Speaker 1: Okay, A couple of more.
Speaker 3: Over the last two years, hundreds of landed in the
Speaker 3: Summit County Medical Examiner's office. My brother used to break
Speaker 3: in our house and steal the TV, but now he's dead.
Speaker 5: What play it again, I'll hear you play by play.
Speaker 4: Okay, So the last two years, hundreds of landed in
Speaker 4: the Summit County Medical examiners off.
Speaker 5: So that's the news reporter, and then it cuts to
Speaker 5: this quick clip is like a guy on the street.
Speaker 3: They do an interview with my brother used to break
Speaker 3: in our house and steal the TV, but now he's dead.
Speaker 5: So I don't understand the correlation, but that clip was
Speaker 5: now his brother is dead.
Speaker 3: He's dead.
Speaker 1: Oka News bloopers from twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4: Check your panties about one hundred and seventy five thousands, Rice.
Speaker 4: I think that was supposed to be pants.
Speaker 7: I couldn't warn you before I saw it, and I couldn't.
Speaker 5: Warn you, so the Q card really yeah, he did
Speaker 5: his job. The telepropter said panties. But I guess the
Speaker 5: producer forgot the R meant for to be panties and pantries,
Speaker 5: so he ran a conviction it again.
Speaker 4: Check your panties about one hundred and seventy five thousands, rice,
Speaker 4: I think that's supposed to be pants trees.
Speaker 3: Check your panties, ladies and men. Warn you before I
Speaker 3: saw it, and I couldn't warn you.
Speaker 1: Oh that's funny, all right, More more news bloopers.
Speaker 7: Once it's turned on, the sign will spell out deli
Speaker 7: cat essen.
Speaker 1: It'll or delicate. Here's another one.
Speaker 2: Overall a fantastic tart spart start, fantastic.
Speaker 1: Start, fantastic parts. Yeah, one more, you guys, come on
Speaker 1: one more.
Speaker 3: Now, we're gonna do what we call traffic, all right,
Speaker 3: So what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: We're gonna turn on the maps here.
Speaker 2: We're about to do what we call traffic.
Speaker 3: Traffic Have you ever heard of the traffic before?
Speaker 5: They're just like making fun of him because he made
Speaker 5: it sound like it was this unique thing.
Speaker 1: But my favorite, Yes.
Speaker 7: After the break, we're gonna interview Eric whyan May, who
Speaker 7: climbed the highest mountain in the world, Mount Everest.
Speaker 3: But he's gay. I mean he's gay. Excuse me, he's blind.
Speaker 1: He's gay, honey, A gay guy climbed down.
Speaker 3: You gotta watch this.
Speaker 4: Hi.
Speaker 3: Sorry.
Speaker 2: Every time these like news like compilations comes up in
Speaker 2: like my TikTok Alder, you'll just like.
Speaker 3: See me like laying in my bed like it's so funny,
Speaker 3: laughing so much.
Speaker 1: I love that. Thank you, all right, it is Katie
Speaker 1: will be Wild. Tickets for you coming up about a
Speaker 1: half an hour. We are commercial free. So many texted
Speaker 1: in and said the favorite part of that bit was
Speaker 1: Bailey's uncontrollable laughter.
Speaker 3: This is true.
Speaker 1: Let's hear more from Bailey.
Speaker 2: I actually have more jokes for you today on the
Speaker 2: Daily Bailey. So last night I went to the Orpheum
Speaker 2: and I saw a musical called Shocked, which I'm not
Speaker 2: even gonna try to explain it, but it was full
Speaker 2: of dad jokes.
Speaker 3: So I'm rolling on the floor laughing the entire time.
Speaker 2: And I have some of these jokes here for you,
Speaker 2: and I just want to tell you some of them
Speaker 2: because I think they're pretty funny them.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll do my little Southern accent as I do
Speaker 3: it here.
Speaker 2: I just passed a huge squirrel, which is odd because
Speaker 2: I don't remember eating one.
Speaker 3: But who's got the butump sches for me? Here?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Brother, Remember when we were Its kind of long, so
Speaker 2: you'll get to it by the end of the hair.
Speaker 3: Brother, say it, brother.
Speaker 2: Remember when we were kids building sand castles with Grandma
Speaker 2: until Grandpa told us to put her back in the urn.
Speaker 3: Up, Thank you. Here we go, next one. I never understood.
Speaker 2: Why they're called chicken tenders until I let one caress
Speaker 2: my face. But if I had a crystal ball, i'd
Speaker 2: probably walk different.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: Remember when I chopped down the Christmas tree and you
Speaker 2: asked if I was gonna put it up myself, and
Speaker 2: I said, no, I'm gonna put it up in the
Speaker 2: living room.
Speaker 3: Wait a second, Remember when I peed in the pool? Wow?
Speaker 2: The laughguard yelled so loud I almost fell in. Okay, David,
Speaker 2: your grandma died doing what she loved, making toast in
Speaker 2: the bathtub. If one door closes, another door opens. But
Speaker 2: other than that, it's a pretty good truck.
Speaker 4: Do.
Speaker 2: Mama used to say, marriage is lack a tornado. It
Speaker 2: starts off with a whole lot of banging and pounding
Speaker 2: and ends up with.
Speaker 3: Someone losing a house. Okay, just a couple more here.
Speaker 2: Okay, as the personal trainer said to their lazy client,
Speaker 2: this isn't working out.
Speaker 3: Get it? Do you get it? This isn't working out.
Speaker 1: That's not working out?
Speaker 3: Yeah, gotcha? All right?
Speaker 2: That horse tip you gave us came in at twenty
Speaker 2: to one, Well, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 3: Those are great odds. All the older.
Speaker 2: Horses came in at twelve thirty to twenty.
Speaker 1: To one ten minutes later.
Speaker 3: Ten minutes later, ha ha ha.
Speaker 1: How many more were these?
Speaker 3: You got just one?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: This is all from what you're just Yes, this is
Speaker 3: all what I said.
Speaker 1: Were in the show last days.
Speaker 3: We're in the show last night.
Speaker 1: Boiler alert. Okay, great, now he's gonna go see like
Speaker 1: I heard that.
Speaker 3: I haven't any of the plots take in.
Speaker 1: There is a plot.
Speaker 2: They're corny dad jokes. Okay, here's two more, two more.
Speaker 2: What would your mother say if she were alive?
Speaker 3: Right now?
Speaker 2: Get me out of this box, because she's in.
Speaker 3: The box right now, So if she was alive, she'd
Speaker 3: be in there still coffee.
Speaker 1: The producer, I'm shocked, is on the phone right now.
Speaker 1: She's really pissy really bad, ruining her show. I haven't
Speaker 1: given away any of the plot. This is the last
Speaker 1: one that reminds me of all of us farmer dies
Speaker 1: at the end, all of.
Speaker 2: Us here today family is telling someone to go to
Speaker 2: hell and then hoping that they get there safely. Thank
Speaker 2: you all right, that's all of the jokes that I
Speaker 2: really liked from Shocked yesterday.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Joy Show one on one point three kd WB. By
Speaker 1: the way, you put an alarm on your phone. Tomorrow
Speaker 1: a brand new War of the Roses. They are back.
Speaker 1: We don't do new ones during Christmas wish because you
Speaker 1: know it doesn't feel right. But we have a brand
Speaker 1: new spicy War of the Roses tomorrow at seven thirty
Speaker 1: five on Katie WB. All right, let's get into the
Speaker 1: dirt here we go. Let's start off with zz Top
Speaker 1: because they've never made the dirt before. Zz Top are
Speaker 1: those guys from the eighties that have the big long beards.
Speaker 1: So one of the guys, his name is Billy Gibbons,
Speaker 1: is talking about how Gellette, the razor company, offered zz
Speaker 1: Top money to shave their beards back in the day.
Speaker 5: Is it true you guys were offering a million dollars
Speaker 5: to shave your beards.
Speaker 3: True, it was a million dollars per man. Was that Gillette?
Speaker 3: They deny it.
Speaker 5: And during a Super Bowl commercial, Yeah, so three mil
Speaker 5: gilette to Zezy Top to shave your beard.
Speaker 1: So we passed. We passed, and word got out and
Speaker 1: our fans loved it. And I mean, you know, probably
Speaker 1: back then when they were popular, a million dollars worth
Speaker 1: were a lot more than it is now. A million
Speaker 1: dollars now, I was like, I spend that in Tipping.
Speaker 6: There's a pop vibe a to New York's twenty twenty
Speaker 6: six Governor's Ball Festival thanks to the headliners, which are
Speaker 6: going to be Stray Kids, Lord and Asap Rocky and
Speaker 6: the Best happens the first weekend in June. It also
Speaker 6: has performances from Black Pink, Oh, Black Pink's Jenny Sorry
Speaker 6: specifically kats I, Major Laser, and some other people that
Speaker 6: I say, we probably haven't heard of. But the pre
Speaker 6: sale tickets are available starting tomorrow, January eighth.
Speaker 3: So the Governor's Ball.
Speaker 6: Takes place in Queen's at Flushing Meadows Corona Park. I'm
Speaker 6: I say this just because I know you live near
Speaker 6: New York. You've never been. Have you to a Governor's
Speaker 6: ball Er?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I know so many people that have.
Speaker 4: Though.
Speaker 5: It's just as big as like a Lala or just
Speaker 5: the other big one Coachella.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is Strike kids.
Speaker 5: They're K pop, right, Yeah, my sister loves them.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think that's the thing of like fifteen year olds.
Speaker 5: My oldest sister's fifteen. They love K pop all like
Speaker 5: the Katsi and all that stuff.
Speaker 3: I do too. It's great.
Speaker 2: Well, the Golden Globes is this weekend, and I can
Speaker 2: tell you what's in the swag bags that they're going
Speaker 2: to hand out to people who probably don't need them. Okay,
Speaker 2: so we've got a skins care set that's roughly priced
Speaker 2: at two hundred and seventy three dollars, multiple skin care sets,
Speaker 2: an LED hair growth helmet for eight hundred and sixty dollars,
Speaker 2: a one year basis supplement subscription. Wow, how exciting. Perfume lakrem,
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, all of this. I thought I was
Speaker 2: gonna read something that was actually really easy to pronounce,
Speaker 2: and none of these I can pronounce. But a bottle
Speaker 2: set with Martini and Rocks glasses, A five day luxury
Speaker 2: yacht charter through Indonesia.
Speaker 1: The swag bag for what now for the Golden Globe
Speaker 1: or for the Golden Globe. All these rich, overly privileged
Speaker 1: celebrities are going to get a swag bag. But see,
Speaker 1: that's what makes them show up, because if you do
Speaker 1: the Golden Globes and Tom Hanks doesn't show up to
Speaker 1: get his thousand dollars crews or whatever, then you ain't
Speaker 1: gonna have anybody there. The right person's gonna show up
Speaker 1: is I don't know, Like I don't know Noah Wiley,
Speaker 1: the biggest star there would be a Wiley exact exactly.
Speaker 6: Hold on, could you just go back once five day
Speaker 6: chartered cruise.
Speaker 2: Luxury yacht charter through Indonesia, price at sixty thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: Oh my, these are typical things that get put in
Speaker 5: the swag I want to go to the Golden Globes.
Speaker 6: Honestly, though, those swag bags probably only go to the
Speaker 6: very big.
Speaker 3: People who win away. Likely well that's for like the everybody.
Speaker 2: No way everyone will receive this year is a bunch
Speaker 2: of stuff like skincare stuff and like healthy kind of stuff,
Speaker 2: and then the thing Indonesia, and then some participants only
Speaker 2: some winners and presenters will get even more stuff that's
Speaker 2: just like a beachfront villa, stay, another villa stay, an
Speaker 2: island stay. Wow, And it's thousands and thousands of dollars
Speaker 2: worth stuff for like some of the presenters.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you said skin, and I thought of the Skim Store.
Speaker 5: I went in the skim store, the Kim Kardashian thing
Speaker 5: at Mall of America over the break.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: You know, they have like a little men's section in there. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but it's like underwear, but it's I think it's like shapewear,
Speaker 5: like stuff that you would wear to the gym, I
Speaker 5: guess for guys. And then the rest of the store
Speaker 5: is women's stuff. But it's actually very inclusive.
Speaker 3: I've heard good things about Skims, honestly.
Speaker 2: People say that it's like really nice shapewear and it's comfortable.
Speaker 5: It is give him my body toy for the summer
Speaker 5: all ran Come on now. Gwyneth Paltrow is talking about
Speaker 5: how she lost a role after divorcing Chris Martin, and.
Speaker 6: There was like a lot of harsh stuff in the press,
Speaker 6: and I think the distributor was like, this might be
Speaker 6: too too hot to touch.
Speaker 3: So that was great because I was getting and then
Speaker 3: I got fired.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 3: Tragic.
Speaker 1: Now I'm going to treat this story delicately and don't worry.
Speaker 1: If you got kids in the car with you, I
Speaker 1: will walk around all the delicate parts, so don't worry
Speaker 1: about it. So there's a football player's name is Matt Callilly,
Speaker 1: former NFL pro He is suing his ex wife because
Speaker 1: she was on Twitch back in November talking about the
Speaker 1: size of little Matt. She compared little Matt to one
Speaker 1: two Coca Cola aluminum cans. You see what I'm finking.
Speaker 1: Follow it, she said, maybe even a third. Now you
Speaker 1: would think, oh my god, that's great. She's three. She
Speaker 1: is that boy? Wow, that is really what a compliment. No,
Speaker 1: he did not take it that way. He said her
Speaker 1: quote was degrading and deeply personals caused unwanted attention and
Speaker 1: invasive commentary from the public. He also claims his family
Speaker 1: has been negatively effective, especially his new wife, so he's
Speaker 1: requesting a jury trial and damages on all causes asserted
Speaker 1: in the complaint, with the amount exceeding over one seventy
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars. His wife says she's shocked and heard
Speaker 1: she says the truth is in the original live stream,
Speaker 1: which is still on YouTube. I speak highly of him
Speaker 1: in multiple ways throughout that conversation.
Speaker 3: So is he getting her for like slander or libel
Speaker 3: or whatever.
Speaker 1: The I think it's neither slanderous nor libelist, right, because
Speaker 1: if it's true, it's true. But it's also like if
Speaker 1: let's say, let's say I dated somebody and they had herpes,
Speaker 1: and then I went on a podcast and I said, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: Billy Jean has herpies. Well, that's neither slanderous nor libelist
Speaker 1: if it's true. But you also it's like, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: note of anybody's business.
Speaker 6: But she's a Killeo by the way, is originally from Minnetonka,
Speaker 6: and she goes by Haley Bailey on us social media.
Speaker 3: You probably have seen her on social media before. She's huge.
Speaker 3: I follow her.
Speaker 6: I don't like I saw that news like back when
Speaker 6: she talked about her ex and stuff, and I didn't
Speaker 6: like that. But I do like most of the things
Speaker 6: that she posts because she is pretty real, Like she
Speaker 6: was kind of like this nerdy, not super cute girl
Speaker 6: growing up and then she got her big glow up
Speaker 6: and then yeah, I recent pageants. Yeah, so, but normally
Speaker 6: she's like pretty real with things. So, but I think
Speaker 6: she got a little too real about that. I don't
Speaker 6: agree that she should have been talking about her ex husbands.
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Absolutely yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Twenty twenty six, lots of fun movies are coming out.
Speaker 6: I honestly didn't know about this one. But Wuthering Heights,
Speaker 6: which I've never read that book, but here it's good,
Speaker 6: comes out in February. Scream seven I think we could
Speaker 6: retire that franchise, but I guess not. That comes out February.
Speaker 6: In February as well, a couple other big ones. Super
Speaker 6: Mario Galaxy comes out in April. Devil Wears Prada two
Speaker 6: comes out in May. I'm not a Star Wars person,
Speaker 6: so maybe this is a big deal.
Speaker 3: Star Wars The Mandalorian and in Grogu I don't know.
Speaker 3: That's out in May as well.
Speaker 6: Toy Story five is coming out in June this year.
Speaker 2: I remember when they said that they were going to
Speaker 2: be done at three.
Speaker 6: I don't know anything about this movie, but I heard
Speaker 6: it's gonna be big. Is the Odyssey comes out in July.
Speaker 6: Spider Man with Tom Holland and Zundeia comes out in
Speaker 6: July as well, and then the Hungary He gives us
Speaker 6: another prequel coming out in November. And one other one
Speaker 6: that's not on the list is June Three comes out
Speaker 6: in December.
Speaker 3: So lots of big movies coming out this year also
Speaker 3: speak of this Zindaia. I was at the movies last night.
Speaker 3: I forgot.
Speaker 5: She has a poster for a movie coming up with
Speaker 5: Robert Pattinson in April called The Drama. And I love
Speaker 5: that the trailer does not give the movie away, because
Speaker 5: every single movie trailer does that today. You kind of
Speaker 5: get a little taste. Yes, I do. I think they
Speaker 5: give away almost everything. But the movie looks really good.
Speaker 5: It's about the Robert Pattinson's Inda. There are a couple
Speaker 5: and they're about to get married, but some chaos happens,
Speaker 5: and you know, just the enough chaos to still be
Speaker 5: interested that you don't know what the problem is in
Speaker 5: the trailer and you've.
Speaker 1: Guys seen the trailer. Hold on, let me type it
Speaker 1: in here. Movie about a monkey.
Speaker 3: Well you're looking that up. Let me talk about the
Speaker 3: new meals deal on Hot Decisions. Yeah, tell me this is.
Speaker 6: Five dollars now and you can get any freeo laced chips,
Speaker 6: a lunch sandwich, and a polar pop or a medium coffee,
Speaker 6: and I was just five dollars.
Speaker 3: Going on, I know, put them in. Here's here's the
Speaker 3: hot tip.
Speaker 2: Put those polar pops into the styrofoam cup and it
Speaker 2: stays colder for longer.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're welcome, You're welcome.
Speaker 1: Primate. Have you seen the trailers for Primate? No, it's
Speaker 1: it looks like it's about a like a rabbit, crazy monkey,
Speaker 1: and it's like it says, a pet chimpanzee on a
Speaker 1: tropical vacation contracts rabies and goes on a brutal rampage,
Speaker 1: providing intense, gory survival horror.
Speaker 3: Sounds like nothing I would ever see.
Speaker 1: I keep seeing the trailers for it on TV and
Speaker 1: I'm like, that looks like the dumbest movie ever. It's
Speaker 1: a rabbit, like you know, angry monkey. I'm sorry. That
Speaker 1: just seems like what was the one Zombieavers? Whether the
Speaker 1: beavers became zombie?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I mean I don't. I didn't see it,
Speaker 3: but I remember it. Can I tell you?
Speaker 2: Also?
Speaker 5: What I saw the trailer for the Kids Bop Live
Speaker 5: Concert movie?
Speaker 3: What are we doing, guys.
Speaker 1: Oh, kids love that?
Speaker 3: What are we doing? Why it's a concert of kids, Bob?
Speaker 5: Why not just go either see a kids Bob concert
Speaker 5: or go to the concert of the artists that.
Speaker 1: They're saying you can't afford it. One day, one day
Speaker 1: you'll be a parent and you'll understand and you'll drag
Speaker 1: little Vont Junior and little little Lissa Junior to go
Speaker 1: see uh Miss Rachel and Bie and Blue and.
Speaker 3: The Pepa Pig movie. I heard that was having people
Speaker 3: in theaters.
Speaker 1: All right, that is the dirt on Katie WGV. And
Speaker 1: now it is time everybody for name that too. What
Speaker 1: do we want togetherness? When do we want it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: All these songs are by two or more people singing together. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's called laboration. Let's get started. In every it is
Speaker 1: versus Bailey. Every one of these songs is done by
Speaker 1: at least two, sometimes more people. Bailey, you'll get the
Speaker 1: first clue and then you have to bid. Are you ready?
Speaker 3: I'm ready.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Take one third of a huge girl
Speaker 1: group and put her with a guy with a band
Speaker 1: aid on his face, and you have this song. Bailey,
Speaker 1: How many seconds do you need to name that tune.
Speaker 3: Oh, this is a good it's a good. What is
Speaker 3: this called a clue? Good clue?
Speaker 1: Dave good clue and take one third of a huge
Speaker 1: girl group and put her with a guy with a
Speaker 1: band aid on his face, and you have this song.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: It took me a second to think of the name
Speaker 2: of the song, but I'm pretty sure I know it,
Speaker 2: So I think I can name that tune one sid.
Speaker 3: Don't do it, Sorry, don't do it, she said, seven seconds.
Speaker 3: I said, one second, okay, Bailey, I want to say
Speaker 3: one as well. When go ahead, name that too?
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, And one second after that it would have
Speaker 2: gone oh, probably, and that would have been dilemma.
Speaker 3: I believe the name of the song is.
Speaker 1: Okay, voon, here's your clue for the next song. Collaborations
Speaker 1: on name that tune. I find myself currently ensnared in
Speaker 1: a state of profound psychological disarray, characterized by a myopic
Speaker 1: obsession and a total abdication of rational faculty, all precipitated
Speaker 1: by an insurmountable romantic fixation on your singular essence.
Speaker 3: You literally told Bailey, who sang the damn song? And
Speaker 3: you just gave me. You went at the source and
Speaker 3: was like this one, that one, this one that one.
Speaker 1: Ye yeah yeah, I'll read it to you again. It
Speaker 1: sounds like you need a little more time. I find
Speaker 1: myself currently ensnared in a state of profound psychologic you disarray,
Speaker 1: characterized by a myopic obsession and a total abdication of
Speaker 1: rational faculty, all precipitated by an unsurmountable romantic fixation on
Speaker 1: your singular essence. Now remember it is a collaboration. Maybe
Speaker 1: that will help you.
Speaker 3: Justice for Vont. That's all I have to say. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna go crazy. I can name that tune in one second?
Speaker 2: What okay? I said two seconds? So Vont name that tune.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think about what you said. But I
Speaker 3: have no clue what any of those words mean.
Speaker 2: You don't know it from the one second, he's thinking.
Speaker 5: Gosh, is it crazy?
Speaker 1: Love Beyonce jay Z, Yes it is. Okay, here we
Speaker 1: go tide it two? One, one, okay, next one? Unnamed
Speaker 1: that tune collaborations. All right, let's start with some squats
Speaker 1: and now some stretches. Now touch your toes yeaes.
Speaker 4: Skin.
Speaker 1: All right, let's start with some squats. Now some stretches,
Speaker 1: Now touch your toes. Yes, well all right.
Speaker 2: Uh, that one wasn't nearly as easy as the first
Speaker 2: clue that you gave.
Speaker 3: Me, but it was nowhere near as hard as the second.
Speaker 1: True.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say I can name that tune in three seconds.
Speaker 3: I guess too.
Speaker 2: You guessed two seconds? All right, vont name that tune?
Speaker 3: Come on now?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, that song is like twenty years old?
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, okay, here we go, Bailey. I think no
Speaker 1: Vant is going first on this.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: Is it a crime to listen to this song? Yes,
Speaker 1: it's a misdemeanor. Is it a crime to listen to
Speaker 1: this song? Yes, it's a misdemeanor, Vaught.
Speaker 2: I think I can name that tune in two seconds.
Speaker 2: I said three seconds, So vont named that too.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying it confidently, but okay, let's try it.
Speaker 3: Hey souls.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmmm, A little before your time.
Speaker 3: I know what I'm trying to get to, the name
Speaker 3: of it. Get you getchy?
Speaker 5: The lady marma, lah.
Speaker 2: You explain the clue for that one, David, Sure, Yeah,
Speaker 2: misdemeanor misdemeanor of miss.
Speaker 4: Wasn't that?
Speaker 1: He says, misdemeanor?
Speaker 2: Here? Oh gosh, shed she spoke like one line in
Speaker 2: that song. So I was thinking of an actual Miss
Speaker 2: Elliot song.
Speaker 5: Originally sang by Patti LaBelle and the LaBelle sister and
Speaker 5: the other LaBelle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those other people again. Here we go halfway through.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Bailey, you're up first. Here next here
Speaker 1: on the collaborations category on name that tune? Here's your clue. Wait,
Speaker 1: you want us to call you that for a nickname
Speaker 1: that just seems Rahud Tubby.
Speaker 3: Nobody calls me Tubby.
Speaker 1: I'll read it to you again, Mayley. Wait, you want
Speaker 1: us to call you that for a nickname that just
Speaker 1: seems Rahud Tubby collaboration.
Speaker 3: Thank you, rah Tubby. We're gonna shirt that says that
Speaker 3: Rah Tubby.
Speaker 2: Jeez, Okay, I'm gonna say I can name that tune
Speaker 2: in three seconds.
Speaker 3: I guess two seconds. Name that tune.
Speaker 5: I feel like that's what of those rhythms or melodies
Speaker 5: that get sampled a lot, So I'm trying to think
Speaker 5: of what that one could be.
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 5: Okay, I get the Tubby because it's fat Joe?
Speaker 3: Why what the what's the root about it?
Speaker 1: Just is it's just that it makes so much sense?
Speaker 1: Just is? Yeah? Okay, here we go. Next one is
Speaker 1: gonna be fun fitting First, You're not my honey, You're
Speaker 1: not my darling. I don't call you sugar. Do you
Speaker 1: have an idea what this song is?
Speaker 3: Complete? Sidebar fat Joe has lost a lot of weight.
Speaker 3: He's just Joe now, sorry, just Joe.
Speaker 1: I'll read it to you again. You're not my honey,
Speaker 1: You're not my darling. I don't call you sugar. Do
Speaker 1: you have an idea what this song is? Remember it's
Speaker 1: a collaboration. And I will say this may be the
Speaker 1: most challenging one in the game today. Maybe Ayvant, you
Speaker 1: are bidding first.
Speaker 3: I think I can name that tune in two seconds.
Speaker 2: Okay, well I said three seconds, so Vant, name that tune.
Speaker 3: There's always that one person iconic Orsha baby, it's a
Speaker 3: my booze.
Speaker 1: Hey. Down to the final two categories, or actually to
Speaker 1: final two rounds on name that tune. Collaborations is the category, Bailey,
Speaker 1: You're up next. It might take you exactly two hundred
Speaker 1: forty seconds to name this tune, but I hope not
Speaker 1: what It might take you exactly two hundred and forty
Speaker 1: seconds to name this tune, but I hope not. Ooh,
Speaker 1: look at her think wheels are turning, smoke coming out
Speaker 1: of her ears.
Speaker 3: Just little Bailey's in her brain, just running to the circle. Yeah, uhez. Okay,
Speaker 3: you know what.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Oh series error made during the game. That
Speaker 1: song is not in the system. Throw out that category entirely.
Speaker 1: The song was going to be four minutes by Justin
Speaker 1: Timberlake and Madonna, but I could not find it in
Speaker 1: the computer, so it is thrown out.
Speaker 2: Okay, good because I was doing math when you saw
Speaker 2: my brain ticking, I was knew it was four minutes, yeah.
Speaker 1: Two hundred and forty seconds. So we could not find
Speaker 1: it in the giant iPod in the back room. So
Speaker 1: we're gonna throw that one out and move on to
Speaker 1: the next one. Okay, here's your clue, Bailey, it is
Speaker 1: still your move. Okay, like, butta like, butta like, butda
Speaker 1: all right to collaboration.
Speaker 2: Buta well, I'm gonna pull a vaunt because I have
Speaker 2: only one point and I want to point.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you need so I'm gonna say I can
Speaker 3: name that tune in one second? Name that tune that
Speaker 3: is smooth?
Speaker 1: Yes, like, but a song in that hold on one second?
Speaker 1: Final song on name that tune category is Collaborations. You
Speaker 1: are gifted with the easiest clue of the day.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Lord.
Speaker 1: I could use I could really use a win right now,
Speaker 1: win right now. I could really use a win right now, win,
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 3: I can name that tune in four seconds.
Speaker 2: Okay, I said, I can name that tune in two second.
Speaker 3: Bailey name that tune? M hm, that is Bailey.
Speaker 2: Well they just said the name of the name is
Speaker 2: Airplanes by b O Boy.
Speaker 1: Okay, kids, Now it's time to decide which of the
Speaker 1: entire songs you want to hear. We've got crazy in
Speaker 1: love dilemma. Yeah, Lady Marmalade, what's love but my Boo
Speaker 1: Smooth and Airplanes?
Speaker 3: So he gets to pick. Can I choose Usher my
Speaker 3: Boo and Alicia Keys?
Speaker 1: That's what you want to go with?
Speaker 5: Yes, I made a bet against Fallon when Usher did
Speaker 5: the halftime show that he was gonna bring out Alicia Keys.
Speaker 5: She was like, no, he's not. I was like, that's
Speaker 5: one of his biggest songs. He has to and he did.
Speaker 3: Yeah he did.
Speaker 1: All right, let's do it. This is the choice that
Speaker 1: made on. Name that tune on k d w B.
Speaker 1: It's kd w B of course it is. Thank you
Speaker 1: for listening. We appreciate you, and thanks for listening, whether
Speaker 1: you've listened for like a long time or whether you're
Speaker 1: new here, Thank you very much. It's it is Dave
Speaker 1: and Jenny and vont and Bailey for different perspectives on
Speaker 1: the world, one of whom is correct, the rest of
Speaker 1: whom or you know, there's kind of like flailing through life.
Speaker 1: Which one is the one flailing through life? And which
Speaker 1: one is the one that's correct. That's up to you
Speaker 1: to just about the other two. Well, there's other two.
Speaker 1: There's four people. Did I miss somebody?
Speaker 5: No, he said, one one who's correct and the rest
Speaker 5: are Failing's flailing?
Speaker 3: Now you know one I'm flailing for sure. No, you're
Speaker 3: the one who's right. I wish I was getting failed.
Speaker 1: Oh that sounds hot.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was on a conference call with the Big Boss
Speaker 1: yesterday and I always loved making the inappropriate jokes are
Speaker 1: on a zoom call and he said something like, you know,
Speaker 1: we love you, Dave, and I said, well, I love
Speaker 1: you too. He says, we still want to sleep with you,
Speaker 1: and I said, great, you're making me horny. And then
Speaker 1: I thought, did I take it too far.
Speaker 3: Why would they say they wanted to with This.
Speaker 1: Is what you're saying radio, if you work it, if
Speaker 1: work over it. I don't know the Huntington Bank, where
Speaker 1: it's all stiff and whatever, you don't get to say
Speaker 1: I want to set your girlfriend during a board Meeter,
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Here in radio, I could
Speaker 1: look at Vaunt and I could say something really inappropriate,
Speaker 1: like do you have any naked pictures of Alyssa?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Do you want to buy some? See what I mean?
Speaker 1: You can't do that at Huntington Bank, But here in
Speaker 1: radio there's no rules. You're making me horny, you see
Speaker 1: that during the conference room zoom call and it's funny.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can't call your coworker Pillsbury dough boy bitch
Speaker 5: like I do to Dave over at Cargill, Right, exactly.
Speaker 1: They don't let you do that. You know you'll get fired, Okay,
Speaker 1: exactly