Speaker 1: Friday show is available to everyone with the initials.
Speaker 2: Game and a Trip puts the.
Speaker 1: Guys in November up for grabs. The wait list for
Speaker 1: the comedy show on Thursday Night featuring Kelsey Cookchad Daniel
Speaker 1: Siaminson and Tommy Ryman's available at campean dot com slash
Speaker 1: too Fine.
Speaker 2: Gonna ask an an air question that I should probably
Speaker 2: ask off air, but I already started my sentence, so
Speaker 2: there's no turning back. Yeah, how does the wait list work?
Speaker 2: Because aren't we only going to know that the people
Speaker 2: that are on the list aren't going to show up
Speaker 2: the day of you know what? I'm saying?
Speaker 3: That's a good question.
Speaker 2: How like, how do we ever tell the weightless people that, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's some extra seats available. How does that work? I
Speaker 2: guess I'll have to ask our guy Nick Madden after
Speaker 2: the show how that works, because I know we you know,
Speaker 2: we kind of hit capacity, so we started a wait list,
Speaker 2: but I can't foresee us having hundreds and hundreds of
Speaker 2: people going, you know what, between now and November. I
Speaker 2: changed my mind. I don't want these free tickets. Wouldn't
Speaker 2: they just not show up? How does that wait list work?
Speaker 2: I don't know, I'll ask next, but I suppose maybe.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It's a lot to ask people to show up there,
Speaker 5: yeah and wait in a line hoping that other people
Speaker 5: don't show up exactly and yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, good question tonight.
Speaker 2: Thanks man, good Christian.
Speaker 4: Good problem to have, good problem to have.
Speaker 2: It's going to be fun. And then Vegas, Parker, Vegas.
Speaker 2: We're doing it. We're doing it. That's also tonight at ten,
Speaker 2: But so is the news.
Speaker 3: Yeah, park Or, Now you're gonna love Vegas with the
Speaker 3: Power Trip.
Speaker 2: Man, can't wait.
Speaker 3: Sure, you've been to Vegas, but you've never been to
Speaker 3: Vegas with the Power Trip.
Speaker 2: You even gambled with Dove when he's reading the felt Yeah,
Speaker 2: does he read it? Oh my yeah, he does a
Speaker 2: lot of things like he's.
Speaker 4: On a on a putting green.
Speaker 3: Yeah you see.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I have it.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah. Will that be forced to you?
Speaker 3: Ever ever run a you know, you ever want to
Speaker 3: run a pass set in the middle of casino?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Parker, Have you and your buddies ever pretended that
Speaker 2: you're huddling up and then calling a play and then
Speaker 2: running that play in the middle of a casino?
Speaker 3: You ever the sea word in the middle of it?
Speaker 2: You know, not the casino calling the casino that word, no,
Speaker 2: but they probably deserve it. You ever played poker with
Speaker 2: Corey and screams and things?
Speaker 3: You ever dance with the devil on the pale moonlight?
Speaker 6: Oh my goodness, it's gonna be a time.
Speaker 5: Is Peter coming on this one? Well, that was a
Speaker 5: bad pause. There might be at this moment.
Speaker 2: Is he going with he's your problem this day?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you listen, he's humanity's problem.
Speaker 4: I definitely that.
Speaker 2: Sexy chatbots probably believe so, Parker. In terms of Las Vegas,
Speaker 2: by the way, I'll give you a construction update later
Speaker 2: because I think we have some updates, But for now, gambling, restaurants, pools,
Speaker 2: party and give me like your top three in terms
Speaker 2: of what you're motivated to do, because then we can
Speaker 2: parry the whole power trip is going to be there.
Speaker 2: We can pair you with the people that will maximize
Speaker 2: your enjoyment level. I'm kind of just.
Speaker 8: Down to be with with the with the crowd, you
Speaker 8: know what I mean, Just be with the people. I
Speaker 8: want to see it at all in full effect. I
Speaker 8: want to see, you know, slot machine Hawk. I want
Speaker 8: to see how he operates, how he has this thing.
Speaker 2: Well, he'll try to ditch you. He likes to gamble solo.
Speaker 2: Well he always he does that anyways, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 8: So I know that I think I'm just I'm obviously
Speaker 8: down to play you know, some some blackjack.
Speaker 2: Play some games.
Speaker 8: But for me, it's my first time some kind of
Speaker 8: down to experience at all.
Speaker 3: It's fun.
Speaker 2: Maybe a different night with a different crew.
Speaker 3: There's no way of knowing what might happen to ll
Speaker 3: with this man.
Speaker 2: It's the best.
Speaker 3: You gotta roll with it. If a man's talking to
Speaker 3: you as you're walking and he's pissing himself, you just gotta.
Speaker 4: Roll with it.
Speaker 2: That's happened, ye, man. If you're if you're a chameleon
Speaker 2: and are willing to do whatever you know, group you're
Speaker 2: currently in, Like let's say you're walking back up to
Speaker 2: your room and you and Tommy see a bunch of
Speaker 2: food left out in the hallway.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's all Tommy, that's insane, jackpot.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's a hand pay.
Speaker 6: Does he actually do that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is not an exaggeration up to a circle.
Speaker 5: The one morning taco bell that was left over from
Speaker 5: like two nights before and not in the bridge, and
Speaker 5: he seemed fine. That's the one where I had to
Speaker 5: tell him stop drinking because he had a flight that afternoon.
Speaker 5: I was like, I don't want to try to lecture you,
Speaker 5: but they aren't gonna let you on the plane if
Speaker 5: you're in your current condition.
Speaker 2: So you know, he that moment that you're describing, he
Speaker 2: was patient zero for a cyclospora, like he started it.
Speaker 2: That was the moment it was created.
Speaker 4: He's immune. He would not get.
Speaker 2: Side well because he created it in his own womb.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He also know where it is.
Speaker 5: Lettuce in your dog's kennel this morning with diarrhea on it,
Speaker 5: and put that in a taco.
Speaker 4: Tommy could eat it and he would be fine.
Speaker 2: And that did happen.
Speaker 8: There was diary and our dogs kndel this morning, and
Speaker 8: I went downstairs. I couldn't even I had to sprint
Speaker 8: out the back door because I couldn't stand the smell.
Speaker 3: Yeah, leave somebody else, right, She looked.
Speaker 2: At me crazy. When I walked out the door too,
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 9: Like, I got to get on the radio.
Speaker 4: So I did the same.
Speaker 5: I diarrhea on the floor and then said, my wife
Speaker 5: can deal with it.
Speaker 4: I'm going to the bower trip.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 8: Oh, man, I just yeah, walking by someone's hotel room
Speaker 8: and picking up that food knowing that they just were
Speaker 8: eating it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah before right.
Speaker 2: That's the thing is that is disgusting. If it's best
Speaker 2: kissing area, if they just put it out there, it's
Speaker 2: still discussing. If you watch them put it out there,
Speaker 2: it's disgusting. Yeah, he doesn't know how long it's been
Speaker 2: in the hallway.
Speaker 4: That's part of the fun.
Speaker 1: If you watch them consume it, like from start to finish,
Speaker 1: and you still go out there and eat it.
Speaker 2: I feel like that until one out of ten. Yeah,
Speaker 2: everything besides that thing, some.
Speaker 4: People love their thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: My dad always talked about he enjoyed unprotected sex a
Speaker 5: lot more. And he was like, I've had many diseases,
Speaker 5: but they're all curable, and he said it's a little
Speaker 5: more exciting that way.
Speaker 6: And I was like, Okay.
Speaker 3: Christmases were so much fun with you guys.
Speaker 2: Gather around good Wow, so excited.
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Speaker 3: of the day. A sailor from California is recovering after
Speaker 3: spending about a month drifting at sea. Kai Kai Sato
Speaker 3: left Catalina Island the Catalina Wine Mixer on June seventh
Speaker 3: for his first solo row to Hawaiian Did he make
Speaker 3: it two weeks? In his mask broke? Oh? Yeah, I
Speaker 3: thought that happened to me one time.
Speaker 4: It did.
Speaker 3: H and the phone he was using for navigation stopped
Speaker 3: working as well, thanks add He then tried to go
Speaker 3: back to California under motor power, but his boat old.
Speaker 3: Sato says he was taken south by the current and
Speaker 3: kept drifting off course while he tried to improvise repairs,
Speaker 3: he was also running out of drinking water. He survived
Speaker 3: on condensation piss.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I m Did he have some kind
Speaker 2: of this is I'm slightly exaggerating. Did he have some
Speaker 2: kind of an air tag, like did he have a
Speaker 2: you know, a geolocator kind of a thing, so somebody
Speaker 2: at all times at least knew.
Speaker 4: Where he was.
Speaker 2: I don't think so he had that phone, right. He
Speaker 2: survived on con.
Speaker 3: Condensation, oatmeal and fish and squid that landed on his boat.
Speaker 3: The crew aboard a cargo ship found Sato on July
Speaker 3: twenty first, about nine hundred miles from Hawaii and brought
Speaker 3: him aboard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was on like a raft and then a
Speaker 2: whale woke him up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, remember, and he just he just put his row,
Speaker 3: his his rower in the water and.
Speaker 2: Just watched it, Yeah, float away. It's like Life of Pie,
Speaker 2: very similar. Yeah. God, that's gotta be horrible.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The crew provided him with food, water, clothing in a
Speaker 3: room before and hopefully a shower because you know, that
Speaker 3: stank before getting him back to land. But imagine that.
Speaker 3: I mean just he thought it was over big old
Speaker 3: ocean there, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah that sounds hideous. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, and the first thing, the mask breaks, and then
Speaker 5: the motor breaks, and then his real locator breaks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just nothing went well.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 9: I'd have just tooken it as a sign and jumped in. Yeah,
Speaker 9: exactly wants me dead.
Speaker 2: Jesus. Yeah, if you are willing to take on that
Speaker 2: task and try to get from there to there, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I would say if you don't have every proper emergency
Speaker 2: possibility of setting stone, then this isn't this all on you?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is I'm having a hard time feeling
Speaker 2: bad for this guy. I'm glad he's okay, but I
Speaker 2: don't necessarily feel bad for him. It's like, yeah, it's dangerous,
Speaker 2: and you gambled and you almost lost. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean like like, if somebody is climbing Mount Everston,
Speaker 3: they freeze, it doesn't die. I mean, you're sad that
Speaker 3: they did it, but they had a reason. They wanted
Speaker 3: to try that day, They had a mission, They knew
Speaker 3: there was a chance they might die, and they did.
Speaker 2: She goes, get the hell out.
Speaker 3: Of my way.
Speaker 2: Yes, we're going to bleep home now. Yeah, way, she goes,
Speaker 2: But you're a popsicle way. She goes, preserved forever too.
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Absolutely, man, And that wouldn't that be weird to be
Speaker 3: climbing the mountain and then there's a dead guy laying
Speaker 3: there who was trying to do what you're doing right now.
Speaker 3: That make me turn around.
Speaker 2: It's like Chester Copper Pot. He was a pro and
Speaker 2: he never made it this far.
Speaker 3: Like if I was watching out mail and and all
Speaker 3: the people used to live in my spot, we're dead
Speaker 3: along the way, I'd be like, man, I maybe shouldn't.
Speaker 2: Go get them mail. Yeah, nobody's doing anything about it.
Speaker 2: It's not like everybody knows there's dead people on Mount Everest.
Speaker 2: So to just walk past and be like should we
Speaker 2: should we are? We just we're just going to leave
Speaker 2: him there? Should we pick them up? No? We just
Speaker 2: leave him there. Well, you want to make it's a
Speaker 2: dead person, somebody else would get it. Get your littered.
Speaker 4: Ye?
Speaker 3: No, thanks, man, that's weird, right. And they look like
Speaker 3: they're just laying there like they're sleeping. But they that's
Speaker 3: big sleep. They go, yeah, anyway, said guy did that.
Speaker 3: Let's see what else happened.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 3: A search for buried treasure has a group of men
Speaker 3: digging around Florida's Pasco County near Tampa. Epic treasure hunters
Speaker 3: Captain Josiega and his team are looking for pirate treasure
Speaker 3: that may be buried on a remote island. They believe
Speaker 3: the treasure may have been buried in the early nineteenth
Speaker 3: century and could be worth up to two hundred million dollars.
Speaker 3: I ain't found nothing yet. Man, We've found genius. But
Speaker 3: they're in for the long holidays.
Speaker 2: Do you think they find something?
Speaker 5: Does it say how they were tipped off to the
Speaker 5: possible location?
Speaker 3: Does not say I would? I am curious about that.
Speaker 3: I'm wondering.
Speaker 5: So I wonder if there's technology. Obviously there's technology that
Speaker 5: law enforcement uses to radar of the ground to see
Speaker 5: if someone might be buried there. I wonder if there's
Speaker 5: something like that. Otherwise it's gonna take a while.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Corey, oh, I'm sorry, I was going to
Speaker 2: go backwards.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, go backwards.
Speaker 2: I gotta give them for sauce. Mount Everest, right, do
Speaker 2: it right now? Top point on the planet Earth's correct.
Speaker 2: Olympus Mons is the mons largest mountain in the Solar System,
Speaker 2: nearly three times higher than Mount Everest. What planets is
Speaker 2: Olympus Mons?
Speaker 10: You're in Olympus Mons set. When you're asked where's that,
Speaker 10: I would guess Olympus Mons. Dusty's great.
Speaker 2: Odd on. You think the tallest mountain in the Solar
Speaker 2: System is on Mars. Yes, that's the right answer. Sure,
Speaker 2: is it's on Mars. Anyone else know that? No, you do,
Speaker 2: though USDA Eye and it says Mars has weaker gravity
Speaker 2: than Earth, which allows lava to pile higher without collapsing.
Speaker 2: That's why it's nearly fourteen to sixteen miles high. Wow,
Speaker 2: that's insane. Wow.
Speaker 3: Dead bodies everywhere, all right, Jesus makes corn Man And lastly, Corey,
Speaker 3: you were right. We're in the dog days of summer.
Speaker 3: Record breaking heat reported just about everywhere. That means you're
Speaker 3: most likely losing sleep. Here's pre tennis.
Speaker 12: According to the Mental Health Foundation, heat interrupts sleep by
Speaker 12: reducing quality and duration, and that can make you cranky.
Speaker 12: But lack of sleep for more than three days can
Speaker 12: make you really cranky.
Speaker 3: We don't want that.
Speaker 12: The Sleep Foundation says your bedroom should be between sixty
Speaker 12: and sixty seven degrees fahrenheit because cool air helps you
Speaker 12: fall asleep faster, stay in deep sleep longer, and improves
Speaker 12: your mood.
Speaker 3: And everyone will appreciate that.
Speaker 2: I'm pre tennis. You're so judging. Excuse sixty seven is
Speaker 2: pushing it. It's got to be low sixties.
Speaker 4: Sixty nine is too hot for you.
Speaker 2: One hundred percent to hot five sixty five is fine.
Speaker 2: That's essentially every hotel room I stay in, right, I
Speaker 2: get it as low as I possibly can. But at
Speaker 2: my house, let's get it out over range. No, I
Speaker 2: do not know how to do that.
Speaker 8: Depending on the thermostat, you can like override the thermostat
Speaker 8: system and then you can set it to like lower,
Speaker 8: then it actually goes.
Speaker 2: This is a weird way to word this, but Parker
Speaker 2: in November, can you please briefly come to my room
Speaker 2: and shows this hot wire override your system, please my
Speaker 2: system for me and go as low as you want.
Speaker 4: Geez y.
Speaker 10: To go.
Speaker 5: And it's really going to teach you Vegas.
Speaker 2: This is this is first world problems. But when I
Speaker 2: go to Vegas in like June and July, I'll get
Speaker 2: the AC to go as low as it says it
Speaker 2: goes whatever hotel I'm saying it. Sometimes it says like
Speaker 2: sixty seven. It's so goddang hot out there's no way
Speaker 2: the room ever gets to sixty seven. So it's trying,
Speaker 2: it's trying to get there, and it says that it's there,
Speaker 2: but it's not there. No, it's so hotter in balls
Speaker 2: And then I struggled to sleep.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm sorry. We had that a couple of weeks
Speaker 8: ago in Vegas. We did the thing and it worked
Speaker 8: and we got it down to like sixty on the
Speaker 8: dot and it was awesome.
Speaker 2: What is this sorcery? And it sounds amazing. It's very simple.
Speaker 8: I saw a video one time, and then I thought
Speaker 8: about it when I was in the hotel room in
Speaker 8: Vegas because it was really hot in there, and then
Speaker 8: I looked up the video.
Speaker 6: I found the way to do it simple.
Speaker 8: You just press a couple buttons and hold one for
Speaker 8: like five seconds, and then the screen pops up and
Speaker 8: then you can go lower.
Speaker 2: All right, well, I guess this technically counts. That is
Speaker 2: your Las Vegas construction. Update that when you do build
Speaker 2: new construction, obviously you have to have thermostats, you have
Speaker 2: to have a c H back the whole thing. So
Speaker 2: as you are constructing your Las Vegas property, make sure
Speaker 2: that you have these kind of systems that can be overridden.
Speaker 2: Can also just run a cool bath, yeah figs, and
Speaker 2: get six week old cake out of a vending machine.
Speaker 3: Doesn't what do I care?
Speaker 2: Sure is it cake? Who cares? Yeah? He was looking
Speaker 2: for that.
Speaker 3: Just make your own soup, baby, I hope.
Speaker 2: He's not listening. You know what we have to do.
Speaker 2: We have to set like Tommy traps in the hallway
Speaker 2: if we all are on the same floor as Tommy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we have to like set up a camera. I just
Speaker 2: put food in the hallway and see if he takes it.
Speaker 2: That would be a great bit. Yeah he will. He
Speaker 2: will every time. I know, and he's listening to this
Speaker 2: show or somebody's going to tell him. So I should
Speaker 2: have just said that off air. But matter to Jesus exactly.
Speaker 2: And if he's walking down the hallway and he sees
Speaker 2: a piece of cake, he's not gonna be like, this
Speaker 2: is a power trip? Is that my mic again? Here?
Speaker 2: That dang it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what you're gonna do?
Speaker 2: It don't matter. It doesn't matter to Jesus.
Speaker 4: It sounds like the salary caps.
Speaker 2: Just I mean, it's also how my microphone sounds too
Speaker 2: greasy whatever.
Speaker 3: Taughty outside of the dumpster a circa.
Speaker 2: That's Parker going over to Cory's.
Speaker 3: Oh here comes road.
Speaker 13: Man.
Speaker 2: Let's let's see if we can combine sound effects and
Speaker 2: see what it would sound like in November when he
Speaker 2: picks up a street walker.
Speaker 14: He's done, quick Rose, that's a woman's view.
Speaker 2: Why are you talking like Daddy's enjoying this.
Speaker 4: Common shoe.
Speaker 2: He said that he doesn't bring up his knee replacement,
Speaker 2: that common keeps bringing it up, that he doesn't bring
Speaker 2: it up that much. Everybody else keeps asking him about it.
Speaker 2: He's got a answer. I guess he has the answer.
Speaker 2: She got close to it, stiffed around and went, I
Speaker 2: don't like this. How many pages of rose and dry
Speaker 2: countless countless?
Speaker 6: I could have more too, There's so many good ones.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's the news.
Speaker 10: Were you here and we played the Max hit the
Speaker 10: button when we were talking about Aaron Donald and Miles Garrett.
Speaker 2: You were here for that right.
Speaker 6: Was not.
Speaker 2: Bold? And we're like, when did he say that? John Griesol,
Speaker 2: thanks for the special guest appearance on a Wednesday.
Speaker 5: Thanks for allowing me to be here. Go to my
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Speaker 5: my first speech this year, get it on the calendar
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Speaker 5: I will see you hopefully two weeks going to Switzerland.
Speaker 2: Oh man, my wife's fortieth, which is.
Speaker 5: Why I'm wearing the Kayla shirt today, she becomes an old.
Speaker 4: Woman on Monday joining the club.
Speaker 2: Hey she's the best, So happy birthday.
Speaker 5: We're gonna have a trip to Switzerland to celebrate how
Speaker 5: awesome she is.
Speaker 4: So I love you guys.
Speaker 5: We'll see you in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: Well there's that must be, no.
Speaker 11: Must see just step sad.
Speaker 15: But Dad's mon, it's Marnie Gellner here for Minnie Leaf.
Speaker 15: You know, I'm not typically a morning person, but I'm
Speaker 15: becoming a morning person.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: Here we are arching Morning Show seven twenty seven sat
Speaker 3: for some sports handing our sports department one meets us
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Speaker 10: The Minnesota Twins walked off the awful Royals last night,
Speaker 10: three to two on a Royce Lewis triple. Your Minnesota
Speaker 10: Twins are fifty four and fifty four, same two teams tonight.
Speaker 2: It's six forty the best one.
Speaker 6: Royce Lewis gets a walk off.
Speaker 8: Just to see him back and playing like he should
Speaker 8: be playing, playing like himself.
Speaker 2: The Twins are here. Are we gonna make any move sauce.
Speaker 4: It's a walk off?
Speaker 10: I think they will, but I don't think they'll add
Speaker 10: any more money. I think they'll trade major league talent
Speaker 10: for major league talent, understood, because they need a couple
Speaker 10: of bullpen arms. But you know they are a couple
Speaker 10: games back. They can win the division. Yeah, that'd be
Speaker 10: weir Yeah, as you just said, though, the MLB trade
Speaker 10: deadline is on Monday at five o'clock.
Speaker 2: What you heard me? Let's see here. The Links won
Speaker 2: last night, one ninety three, no wrong thing.
Speaker 10: No, Olivia Miles had twenty four year Links are twenty
Speaker 10: three and six. They battled the Tempo in Toronto tomorrow
Speaker 10: at seven pm.
Speaker 8: And the FISA Collier's back. Yeah, had fifteen points in
Speaker 8: their home debut. Yeah, the Links are. The Links are
Speaker 8: looking good. They play, they play. I think they play
Speaker 8: the Fevers soon too. So Kaitlyn Clark's coming to town.
Speaker 2: Yeah, haven't lost the July sixth, wowing eight straight wins
Speaker 2: and it's their second streak of eight plus and sports
Speaker 2: under this morning. I only caught like half of the step,
Speaker 2: but it's something like they're like the fifth or sixth
Speaker 2: team in w NBA history to have two separate eight
Speaker 2: game win streaks in the same season. And I think
Speaker 2: they said it was something like show Man. It might
Speaker 2: have been four out of six went on to win
Speaker 2: the title. It's something like that. If you if you
Speaker 2: do what they're doing, it's more often than not you
Speaker 2: win the title. Let's just stay healthy.
Speaker 9: Between the legs pass that Olivia Miles had last night
Speaker 9: was nuts man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's so much fun to watch.
Speaker 9: Every single game, there's at least one just mind blowing highlights.
Speaker 2: She's She's incredible, and if you're watching the MVP odds,
Speaker 2: she's now alone in second. Asia Wilson is still the
Speaker 2: heavy favorite, but Olivia Miles is second, and then Page
Speaker 2: Beckers is third.
Speaker 3: Who's fourth Hawk, I'm sorry you talking to me? Yeah,
Speaker 3: and you're asking me what again?
Speaker 2: Fourth in the w NBA MVP.
Speaker 3: Oh, Martina McBride. It's either Martina or Patti scalf It
Speaker 3: depends on who you.
Speaker 10: Talk to your birthday, Patty Scaffley birthday.
Speaker 2: Who Patty Scaffle?
Speaker 6: That's the best part of Patty's game.
Speaker 2: That's right? Yeah? And what's her name? Patty Scaffle?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 10: Draymond Green agreed to return to the Warriors on a
Speaker 10: one year, twenty seven point seven million dollar contract.
Speaker 2: It's like a dollar an hour. They're bunds, so they're
Speaker 2: gonna be bond super bunds.
Speaker 9: I don't I feel like I saw a graphic the
Speaker 9: other day and I don't think they've added a single
Speaker 9: new person, at least at the time of that graphick.
Speaker 10: I think it was there's been eighty trades or something
Speaker 10: and they've done zero.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's insane to retirement they've given up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, it's bad.
Speaker 8: And then Draymond wants to make comments about Jaxel Lendenborg,
Speaker 8: who's like, there, oh, he's their draft pick. He's their
Speaker 8: first round draft pick out of Michigan won a you know,
Speaker 8: won a national championship, and he's he's an interesting guy,
Speaker 8: kind of polarizing figures made some comments and Draymond's basically like,
Speaker 8: we'll see it training camp. Liked of threatening him. It's
Speaker 8: very odd. So, yeah, trouble in Golden State Paradise. Yeah
Speaker 8: it's not good. Nope, it's ob Yeah, it's over for them.
Speaker 10: Yeah, who cares. Every team is now in NFL training camp.
Speaker 10: The Hall of Fame game is one week from tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Wow, man, yeah, hell yeah, oh yes, yeah we care, Yes,
Speaker 2: we do the Hall of Fame game.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's football. You know, it's better than not football,
Speaker 3: football of any kind.
Speaker 2: Twins game.
Speaker 3: Okay, relax, well you gotta be like that.
Speaker 2: It's our guy.
Speaker 13: Man.
Speaker 2: Shelton's red hot here. They got turned around. They're hot.
Speaker 2: It's all because of him. Yeah. What about the players
Speaker 2: and Ryan Jeffers and no Tom No, why not? He
Speaker 2: didn't get any credit. He didn't add anything to the team.
Speaker 2: What about a new culture?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the culture man.
Speaker 2: I don't culture place like here. Yeah, he's it's a
Speaker 2: culture club. Was anybody else famous from the Culture Club?
Speaker 2: Or was it just boy George?
Speaker 3: Yeah, tell me, you don't know Benito MUSSOLINLINI the.
Speaker 2: Culture kind of culture club? Is this? She was trying
Speaker 2: to erase a couple of culture anyone else? Yeah? Stephen Dorff,
Speaker 2: happy birthday. There's so many birthday The doorf actually was
Speaker 2: fantastic in season three Culture Detective and True Detective and
Speaker 2: Right from Russia and Culture Club.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's a real boy band.
Speaker 2: Whatever happened to Benito when he went solo? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I believe he got hung outside of a gas No chance,
Speaker 3: that's right. I believe it was outside of a gas station.
Speaker 3: That's said, yeah, well he deserved it quick True it
Speaker 3: was a quick trip. Nope, that was that's Tommy oh Gross.
Speaker 10: Pro Bowl cornerback Denzel Ward has agreed to way two
Speaker 10: years sixty two point two million dollar extension with Cleveland.
Speaker 10: He's down the highest paid defensive back in the NFL.
Speaker 2: Crazy for this second time in his career. What's your opinion?
Speaker 2: You think he's worth? I think he's very good. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's very good. But yeah, thirty thirty one a year.
Speaker 9: I mean, it's that's just the way the game works.
Speaker 2: It's his time.
Speaker 6: It's true, it is his tame.
Speaker 3: They are may like it.
Speaker 4: Duh.
Speaker 10: The Eagles signed Pro Bowl Pro bowler excuse me, Jalen
Speaker 10: Carter to Way four year, one hundred and fifty two
Speaker 10: dollars one hundred and fifty two million dollar. Excuse me,
Speaker 10: extend worth one hundred and six million of it is guaranteed.
Speaker 10: That makes him the highest paid defensive tackle in NFL history.
Speaker 4: Let's go.
Speaker 10: The Vikings will uh put Adrian Peterson in their Ring
Speaker 10: of honor on November ninth on a Monday night.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying it. I'm saying what everybody is thinking.
Speaker 2: You do something bad most of the time, sau Would
Speaker 2: you ever, for a large sum of money do one
Speaker 2: of those ring of fire circus jumps where you jump
Speaker 2: through the ring of fire?
Speaker 6: Please, like a motorcycle or like running and jump.
Speaker 2: It's gonna have to be somebody's gonna have to push
Speaker 2: him or catapult him.
Speaker 3: I'll push.
Speaker 4: Like.
Speaker 2: What if we launch you through a ring of fire
Speaker 2: and then we land you somewhat safely on a large net.
Speaker 3: It's got to be real big.
Speaker 2: I'm not that bad, but that's yeah. No, No, I'm
Speaker 2: not your muse. I don't think you know what the
Speaker 2: word muse means. I don't think you know what the
Speaker 2: word kindness means. Oh he's got you there, not box k.
Speaker 8: You get thrown through a ring of fire, sure, What
Speaker 8: about a diving board pool?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I drown?
Speaker 4: Hell?
Speaker 2: Yeah, good point. So you dive through the ring of fire.
Speaker 2: So even if you temporarily get burned, you land right
Speaker 2: into a pool. Yeah, and then you have to swim
Speaker 2: out though. Sure? Ten grand? Yeah? How about five k? No,
Speaker 2: I don't want to run that that's seventy five hundred,
Speaker 2: No ten grand, but five hundred, ninety three hundred dollars, No,
Speaker 2: ninety eight hundred dollars, it's ninety eight degree. You're a
Speaker 2: tough negotiator. No, they don't allow me to do that.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you.
Speaker 3: Another question, sauce. What do you think Lenny Kravitz smells bad?
Speaker 2: I doubt it. Okay, I think he does. He wears
Speaker 2: tight other pants. Yeah, Chris will tell you he didn't
Speaker 2: smell good.
Speaker 3: That she did. She just put up with the Yeah,
Speaker 3: got that right.
Speaker 2: How many hits do you think Lenny Kravitz actually has,
Speaker 2: like true hits?
Speaker 4: Five?
Speaker 2: No, he's got one. Are you going to go my way?
Speaker 2: American woman? That's why fly was? It doesn't matter. We're
Speaker 2: still a hit. Uh eight, ain't over till it's over, Sawyer,
Speaker 2: So it's at least hit him up. Yeah, four quickly.
Speaker 2: That was four pretty fast like us. Yeah. But I
Speaker 2: just don't think he has ten. I think it's less
Speaker 2: than ten.
Speaker 3: I mean, would you sleep with them? And I don't
Speaker 3: mean have sex, I mean like just nap alongside him?
Speaker 2: Who are you asking? Paul? Paul lay in the same
Speaker 2: bed as Lenny Kravitz, like for sure after he ran
Speaker 2: a half marathon and you got thrown through a ring
Speaker 2: of fire. I mean I probably would yeah him, probably, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Hold on, I'm looking up more songs by Lenny You got?
Speaker 2: Are you gonna go my way? You got back? That
Speaker 2: ass up? It ain't. It's over in my life. I
Speaker 2: want some bangers that fly, and we named that one,
Speaker 2: so I think we're at like four. Believe you got them? Believes? Okay,
Speaker 2: that was a minor hit.
Speaker 10: Go DJ hell yeah, bling bling, talk about it? What
Speaker 10: about Shine featuring back and Baby? That song bangs, banger? Oh,
Speaker 10: it's so hard, that song so good. You're weird, I'm weird.
Speaker 2: Definitely paid it. Have you tossed into a Why do
Speaker 2: you want me dead? All the time? Say dead? There's
Speaker 2: water there, You'll be fine. No, I won't know if
Speaker 2: it's more than a lap and a half. He's not
Speaker 2: gonna make it to the my ability to quit. We'll
Speaker 2: make sure the latter is very close. I might not
Speaker 2: even he could drown in the coffee cup. No, jesus,
Speaker 2: why are you guys some me to me? We're not Yeah,
Speaker 2: you are. Question I tried to answer it. We're just
Speaker 2: doing fun hypotheticals.
Speaker 10: Well, do them to someone else. I got your mountain
Speaker 10: question right, the mountain mars.
Speaker 4: Yeah you did.
Speaker 2: It's impressive. Ye, it was something. Yeah, I'm tired of you.
Speaker 2: You hate me. You're talking to you. You've grown tired
Speaker 2: of bis Marquee. He's terrible. He's no longer with us.
Speaker 2: That so malone. That song's amazing, dude, are you your mind?
Speaker 2: Everybody loves that song, universally loved. Not everybody. My mom
Speaker 2: doesn't like that song doesn't exists. She does like it.
Speaker 2: My dad doesn't like that. I guarantee you he does.
Speaker 2: He does. Peter doesn't. Peter Sauce doesn't like that song.
Speaker 2: Who the hell is Peter Sauce? What's the soup of
Speaker 2: the day?
Speaker 3: What's your problem?
Speaker 10: I don't have a problem, Baus.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying, Chris is like, look yourself, right, you've
Speaker 2: said this. It's better to have one hit than no head,
Speaker 2: right my god. Yes, I'm a little surprised Lenny's such
Speaker 2: a giant deal when his list of his quote hits
Speaker 2: is not as long as you would think for a
Speaker 2: guy that's been kicking ass for three decades, he should
Speaker 2: have a bigger catalog of hits. But he really doesn't.
Speaker 2: It is true.
Speaker 3: You got that right. And I think the fact that
Speaker 3: he's just hotter and fired, like.
Speaker 2: He's the epitome of cool. Right, everybody just thinks Lenny's
Speaker 2: super cool. So he's got the vibe, he's got the look.
Speaker 2: Guitar wall. Yeah, I'm sure she does. So does it.
Speaker 2: Abbit does for himself.
Speaker 10: In his office that's covered in windows, talking, he reads
Speaker 10: some mice and men in masterbas.
Speaker 3: Sometimes he said about little Crevis, and sometimes you're talking
Speaker 3: about uh Lynn Laver Lenny.
Speaker 2: Paul. You got to keep up, man seconds, I'm not
Speaker 2: don't you remember when you took one class. Didn't they
Speaker 2: teach you on day one? It's yes, and okay, we're riffing.
Speaker 2: You can't keep up, stay out of our way. Shut up.
Speaker 3: It doesn't do.
Speaker 11: I'm wrong.
Speaker 10: All of you kiss one hot dog together. Maybe your
Speaker 10: lips touch each other. You can't use your hands.
Speaker 2: We're riffing. I know what you're doing.
Speaker 4: Do you know?
Speaker 2: God? Oh? Thanks, I get you're dead wrong. Everyone on
Speaker 2: the planet Earth, all eight billion plus love bismarcky no one, everybody.
Speaker 3: Everyone.
Speaker 2: You can't say I know, I.
Speaker 8: Hear you.
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Speaker 3: the Vikings locked room.
Speaker 2: His return his questionable, and he had his crank in
Speaker 2: his left hand.
Speaker 3: Wow, his left hand though, he's right, and the quarterbacks
Speaker 3: is cool.
Speaker 2: Brian O'Neill four years ninety six million dollars with the Vikings,
Speaker 2: a new contract that'll run through twenty thirty. He turns
Speaker 2: thirty one in September. Everybody loves Brian O'Neill, well deserved.
Speaker 2: I don't like calling him bo bo really yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't like that. You know who likes bo There's somebody does,
Speaker 2: somebody that does, yeah for sure. Oh somebody loves bio yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. They'll be here at nine sack. He loves it.
Speaker 3: Give me Neil.
Speaker 2: Eric, okay, here we get you ready.
Speaker 3: Yesterday, our head coach and our new GM spoke to
Speaker 3: the media for the first time officially this football season,
Speaker 3: and they said some things.
Speaker 2: Would you guys like to hear it? Of course? Yeah?
Speaker 3: What about you, Corey?
Speaker 2: No, you know what, don't don't honest? Yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: be honest because.
Speaker 3: I know you don't care.
Speaker 2: Oh you like the vikings. I do like the vikings,
Speaker 2: But he doesn't like press conferences.
Speaker 4: Or quarterback I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't think that that. No, I can't say that.
Speaker 3: Okay, here's ko on the quarterback competition.
Speaker 11: A lot of work's been done to this point and
Speaker 11: been evaluated both on the field where we think guys
Speaker 11: are at from their understanding and comfort of our offense,
Speaker 11: and now we can apply it and really try to,
Speaker 11: you know, push this thing to the point where I
Speaker 11: think it's going to enhance both players and I think
Speaker 11: it's going to give us clarity on where.
Speaker 4: We need to go for this year.
Speaker 3: Okay, but do you have any idea when you will decide?
Speaker 11: I think there's an ideal day based upon training camp. Uh,
Speaker 11: to make sure, you know, we check a lot of
Speaker 11: boxes for our team, but also for not only that
Speaker 11: player but our entire offense. So yeah, there's absolutely a
Speaker 11: date in mind, and you know, subject to what we
Speaker 11: think is best. If if we feel like we can
Speaker 11: make the decision before that date, we will. If we
Speaker 11: feel like we need a little bit more time, we'll
Speaker 11: take it.
Speaker 3: Okay, I get your coach. I'm not gonna I'm just asking.
Speaker 3: Just tell me what you think of Kyler Murray.
Speaker 11: You know, I was really impressed with his ability in
Speaker 11: training camp to you know, we threw a lot at him,
Speaker 11: and you know, you are in the off season program,
Speaker 11: I should say, and now it's about there's really not
Speaker 11: gonna be a lot that he's hearing for the first time.
Speaker 11: He's going to be hearing things that he's already practiced
Speaker 11: or at least, you know, maybe maybe not at the
Speaker 11: full speed of variety. But he's been in the huddle,
Speaker 11: call in these plays. He's he's done a really nice
Speaker 11: job with that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so there you go.
Speaker 6: Is there a world that JJ is named the starting quarterback?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You think so?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, I think it's a posse ability. I just
Speaker 3: think it's a slight possible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'm way off, but I'm excited.
Speaker 13: What if?
Speaker 3: What if the reason he's not naming his starting quarterback
Speaker 3: is because they're going to take the college football approach.
Speaker 3: Every now and again, it's going to be Kyler. Every
Speaker 3: now and again, it's going to be jag.
Speaker 2: That would be a huge mistake. That be a waste
Speaker 2: of time, you know. Obviously, let me stay the obvious.
Speaker 2: The thing that changes all of this is if either
Speaker 2: one of them gets hurt in the next week or two,
Speaker 2: then it's then it's doesn't matter what they wanted, it's
Speaker 2: just over. I know that, honey, Rosie understands the injuries and.
Speaker 3: That's all about knee problems.
Speaker 2: That a couple.
Speaker 13: He has a knee issue, Mark Rosa, I didn't know that.
Speaker 13: Oh okay, I think he'll be all right. What man, Yeah, man,
Speaker 13: let's go.
Speaker 3: And of course, in case you just wondered, I mean,
Speaker 3: you didn't really say anything controversial or of a big
Speaker 3: consequence yesterday. But if you're wondering what Noah teasly sounds like,
Speaker 3: this is him talking about starting camp.
Speaker 2: This isn't a scigdning timmy year. Obviously.
Speaker 7: It can't wait to uh, I mean just starting to
Speaker 7: see the setup come to life out there. I can't
Speaker 7: wait to welcome our fans and get this year started again.
Speaker 7: Exciting time of year as an opportunity to grow as
Speaker 7: a football team, to grow together as an operation, and
Speaker 7: just getting underway this this summer again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, I can't wait. It's happening.
Speaker 2: Man, let's go.
Speaker 3: It is happening.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, dude.
Speaker 3: If I he signed Will Wheaton yesterday, oh happy birthday.
Speaker 2: Will never watched. He was in one of the Star
Speaker 2: Treks Next Generation, most famously though still from stand by me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would disagree. I would stay still stay Star
Speaker 3: Trek next Generation. He was number two.
Speaker 2: That's a number two, rob Low number two and Robert Wagner.
Speaker 2: That's right? Is that who the first number two was?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Right?
Speaker 2: Will Whaton was also in Lubber I love that movie.
Speaker 2: I did love that with us in Colorado.
Speaker 3: Technically Yack. Brian o'neils said, new contract. That wasn't what
Speaker 3: I was gonna bring up. What was I going to
Speaker 3: bring up?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Here it is.
Speaker 3: Former Viking wide receiver Adam Felon appears to have a
Speaker 3: new gig. Yeah feeling was in studio an Lis Sun
Speaker 3: ESPN's NFL Live on Monday alongside Jason mccordy and Laura
Speaker 3: road Ledge. The Based on his appearance, he might have
Speaker 3: a bright future in broadcasting, Yes.
Speaker 2: And some cool stuff. And again he's on this show
Speaker 2: in two and a half weeks. He's playing Initials against
Speaker 2: Sauce on August fourteenth, So manh yeah, he's he's popping
Speaker 2: up nationally here. We can ask him all about that
Speaker 2: in a couple of weeks. That looks like that might
Speaker 2: be the path for Adam. Do you have any audio
Speaker 2: of him on ESPN Hawk?
Speaker 4: I sure do.
Speaker 2: It was really good.
Speaker 3: Do you want to hear it right now?
Speaker 2: I'd love to. Yeah, Oh my god, I didn't like that.
Speaker 3: Oh, he didn't like.
Speaker 2: Mc cory.
Speaker 3: Just started throwing around flapjacks, so he called the bullets.
Speaker 3: He's from Detroit Lace.
Speaker 2: Again, Paul, this is a blues riff and bee watch
Speaker 2: me for the changes and try to keep up. Come on,
Speaker 2: you didn't get all those jokes. He shot somebody on
Speaker 2: National TV. He made cakes and Detroit Lakes shot he did.
Speaker 3: You just you're just dead, didn't you?
Speaker 10: He shot someone on National TV and the bullets lap
Speaker 10: jack because he's from Detroit Lake.
Speaker 2: They're flying. Every Nobody said that when I was up
Speaker 2: there no thick up on that local lingo. Man, So
Speaker 2: you get it, Paul, right, Adams now doing some national
Speaker 2: TV work. Yeah, I thought he was gonna play like
Speaker 2: Mel Gibson or not a gunshot. There's flapjacks. Okay, oh right,
Speaker 2: though dumb, I'm just not smart. There's a difference. What's
Speaker 2: the difference between being dumb and not smart?
Speaker 3: There's an answer this, by the way, there's an answer.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 10: Not smart is somebody who could be smart but doesn't
Speaker 10: apply themselves to the smart.
Speaker 2: And domb as you're just screwed. I don't know, captain question,
Speaker 2: I don't know. By you not knowing, do you think
Speaker 2: that makes you dumb or not smart? I think I'm
Speaker 2: a combo platter. You've ordered a couple, yea, some flapjacks?
Speaker 2: You want me down? That's not what he said.
Speaker 3: No, no.
Speaker 2: To Good Day caf Have a nice breakfast, the Dark
Speaker 2: Star special. That's toast a lot of them.
Speaker 3: More it comes to some extra food.
Speaker 2: Never mind? Whoa that made me?
Speaker 3: Called Dylan?
Speaker 2: What would you tell him?
Speaker 3: Get your flapjacks and.
Speaker 2: Get over here.
Speaker 10: Also, you eat so much you have to call the
Speaker 10: restaurant at they make him do it now.
Speaker 2: Guys, A lot of combo platters, guys.
Speaker 3: Clothes the doors we're not letting anybody else in meets us.
Speaker 10: Come on, if I look like the guy in the
Speaker 10: ping contest, you wish you did.
Speaker 3: That's what you're aiming for when you go to the gym.
Speaker 2: What else do you look exactly like? When you're walking
Speaker 2: into a breakfast joint? What else do you look exactly like? Okay, and.
Speaker 4: Remember I'm dumb?
Speaker 2: Is it exactly like? Good?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was listening to the Power Trip morning show this
Speaker 2: morning and they were trying to do Vikings news, but
Speaker 2: they got bored and then they just ripped Paul's weight
Speaker 2: for seven straight minutes. And he tried to explain the
Speaker 2: difference between dumb and not smart, but absolutely stumbled right
Speaker 2: out of the gate. Yeah, that's okay, though you tried.
Speaker 2: I like the effort. Gravity's hard on you. He's right
Speaker 2: about it that.
Speaker 3: You make noises?
Speaker 2: You really do brown do that as well. You're right
Speaker 2: about that, brother. All right, Well that was Vikings nets.
Speaker 2: Hey it starts today. What does training camp?
Speaker 3: That's right, buddy, you got that right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you did it.
Speaker 2: Congratulations, let's go. Let's go, man, any hot takes. I
Speaker 2: want to say something controversial and.
Speaker 16: I think they'll trade J. J. McCarthy for what preseason trade? Yeah,
Speaker 16: before the season starts. It's preseason. Okay, thanks for clarifying.
Speaker 10: I mean, but this fall technically starts two weeks from Saturday.
Speaker 2: Let's go. So if they traded him, now, that's before
Speaker 2: the preseas pre preseason. Yeah, thank you, you understand me. No,
Speaker 2: mel mm hmm, I've moved on. Just last football season.
Speaker 4: Let's go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, new safety, you got a new running back
Speaker 3: yesterday we signed Brian O'Neill. We got more quarterbacks than
Speaker 3: we need, which is better than last year. We didn't
Speaker 3: have any everybody's hurt, and everybodys forgot about Carson Wentz
Speaker 3: not p A.
Speaker 2: I know what I'm saying. And there's a reason he's
Speaker 2: talking about them all time.
Speaker 3: Oh what are you looking at?
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