Speaker 1: Get started. No phone screen or Friday. We look forward
Speaker 1: to it all week Number one, because it's on a Friday,
Speaker 1: and we love Friday because it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: So you get to call in and be on the
Speaker 1: radio and say anything you want. And we don't screen
Speaker 1: the phone calls. So what would you say if you
Speaker 1: could be on the radio. Well, there's a couple of guidelines.
Speaker 1: Number one, you can't swear, you can't do shout out.
Speaker 1: You do have to be at least sixteen. I know
Speaker 1: it's cute to hear your little four year old on
Speaker 1: the radio, but it's only cute to you. No, it's
Speaker 1: cute to me too, because I love that. That's very cute.
Speaker 1: But we don't do that. And then of course no politics,
Speaker 1: and no shouting out like a local business. And then
Speaker 1: no shouting out like oh there's a farmer's market in Shockapy, Damn,
Speaker 1: that's great. Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 1: I do care though. Yeah, all right, let's go on
Speaker 1: the phone here and see what we got. We'll get
Speaker 1: on the phone and put you live on the radio,
Speaker 1: keep ringing until you get answered, because we don't pick
Speaker 1: you up and screen you. Hello, you're up. First on
Speaker 1: No Phone screen or Friday, what's your name? Sebastian, Sebastian,
Speaker 1: what's up? I just wanted to know a little more
Speaker 1: about Boo Bash because I was the one that had
Speaker 1: to miss it two years in the row after winning
Speaker 1: the ticket. It wasn't the same without you. I mean seriously,
Speaker 1: people came up to me all night said where's Sebastian
Speaker 1: and I said, Unfortunately, he couldn't make it. They said,
Speaker 1: oh my god, is he's sick? And I said, no,
Speaker 1: he just couldn't make it. But it was awesome. It
Speaker 1: was epic, and I'm sorry you missed it, but we'll
Speaker 1: do it again next year. Yeah, Katie, w you be
Speaker 1: no phone screener? Friday, what's your name? Dan made it
Speaker 1: to Boo Bash and drunk off his rs. But he's
Speaker 1: in the first fifteen minutes drunk off his ars.
Speaker 2: Drunk.
Speaker 1: This is He's not drunk. He has a traumatic brain
Speaker 1: injury and I'm not making this up. He wrapped He
Speaker 1: wrapped a four wheeler around a tree, barely survived, so
Speaker 1: he sounds drunk, but he's still a pain in the
Speaker 1: arse every time. What's up?
Speaker 3: Dan?
Speaker 1: What do you want?
Speaker 3: I was just one to thank you for.
Speaker 2: I'm most on.
Speaker 4: There is no such thing motivation, no such thing as motivation,
Speaker 4: self discipline.
Speaker 1: Okay, On Motivational Monday, you said self discipline is the thing,
Speaker 1: not motivation.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: I think the thing is is like we can wish
Speaker 1: for all this, we can hope for a better this,
Speaker 1: But it's the ones of us who get out of
Speaker 1: the shower and actually go do something. Dan, I've got
Speaker 1: your license plate thing hanging in the studio.
Speaker 2: Yes, he does, Thank you.
Speaker 1: Katie WB No phones. You know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: We're gonna make a rule one time first time callers only,
Speaker 1: first time callers only, not this time, but write it
Speaker 1: down for next week, first time callers only. Because we
Speaker 1: get our regulars. We love our regulars, but I want
Speaker 1: other people to get a chance to call in. Hello,
Speaker 1: no phone screener Friday year on the radio. What's your name?
Speaker 3: Well, it's your favorite, Matt.
Speaker 5: So I decided I'm really glad that you changed that
Speaker 5: rule for next week and not this week.
Speaker 1: Ye, you're good, You're good.
Speaker 6: All right, I'm gonna stir the pod for two real
Speaker 6: quick things.
Speaker 3: Number one, you guys are talking about Christmas music yesterday
Speaker 3: Mariah carries.
Speaker 1: Absolutely see that's a Christmas guy is yeah, one more
Speaker 1: time you clicked out go ahead? All right, he's gone. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's the gods of No Phone Screener Friday saying we
Speaker 1: love you Matt, but not.
Speaker 2: We don't care about Christmas.
Speaker 1: Katwb no phone screener Friday, what's your name? And Andreas,
Speaker 1: what's up?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 6: I caught for Sacramento. I just want to say a
Speaker 6: quote that I heard. It was boys complain about how
Speaker 6: it should be and men deal.
Speaker 5: With what it is.
Speaker 6: So take it on the chin man keep it going.
Speaker 1: Say that again.
Speaker 6: Boys complain about how it should be and men deal
Speaker 6: with what it is.
Speaker 1: Talk about it. I like it. How did you find
Speaker 1: our show in Sacramento?
Speaker 6: I just I was looking for a funny podcast on
Speaker 6: the iHeartRadio app and I've seen that nearly seven listeners
Speaker 6: seeing and I just thought that was pretty funny.
Speaker 1: Well, hey, work that we came up with that years ago.
Speaker 1: The boss wanted to be like more music, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's boring. That's every freaking radio station in the world.
Speaker 1: So I said, how about now with nearly seven listeners,
Speaker 1: which that is roped in so many people because you
Speaker 1: can tell that's a funny station.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like six and a half listeners essentially, because
Speaker 2: it's almost.
Speaker 1: It's almost seven listeners. Thank you. No phone screen for Friday.
Speaker 1: You're on the radio. What's your name?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 1: My name is Max. What's up? Max?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 6: I just want to know, Dave, what it's like to
Speaker 6: be certified.
Speaker 2: A certified what's it like to be certified certified of what?
Speaker 6: Certified legend?
Speaker 1: Legend?
Speaker 2: Legend?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I think, I don't think I am,
Speaker 1: but go on, keep going, keep going.
Speaker 6: I mean, Jenny's one, so when one sees when we
Speaker 6: know one, you know, certified legends, all right, we.
Speaker 2: Can keep talking to.
Speaker 1: Like, don't make me sing, oh man, and don't feel
Speaker 1: left out of my guy, say certify.
Speaker 3: What you let me hear it?
Speaker 1: Certified legend baby him?
Speaker 2: And one about me?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? And what about Bailey?
Speaker 6: And I'm here too, Yeah yep, And that's what we're
Speaker 6: here for. We just certified legends, all right.
Speaker 1: Thank you, yep, thank you?
Speaker 4: Also a certified legend, all right, I think legend right now.
Speaker 1: To thank you for being here today. What's gonna happen?
Speaker 1: No phone screener Friday, you're up next. What's your name?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 6: My name is Avery.
Speaker 3: Hi, Avery, Hi, I just have a question.
Speaker 1: We're ready.
Speaker 7: When do you guys start playing Christmas music?
Speaker 1: Probably after thanks Giving we'll play We'll drop one in
Speaker 1: here and there.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I'm really looking forward to DJ play that
Speaker 2: Christmas song again. To be honest, do your share impression?
Speaker 5: Thank you Christmas song?
Speaker 1: All right, Katie, but you being no phone screener Friday.
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 5: Hi? My name is Kendra and I am from Brookly Center, Minnesota.
Speaker 5: How are you guys?
Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 5: So I'm a truck driver. I'm currently down in Texas Hooks, Texas.
Speaker 5: Have you ever heard of it? But I wanted to
Speaker 5: call in. You guys were talking earlier about awesome story songs. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and I thought of a really good one. Okay, Convoy
Speaker 5: by c.
Speaker 1: W is such a good song. Pull out Convoy by Sea.
Speaker 2: I got Dark of the Moon on the twelfth Year and.
Speaker 1: A ken Worth holland Hoggs have all repeat with the
Speaker 1: reefer on and ken Worthulling logs. I was headed for
Speaker 1: mayor on Iowa. Oh, here we go this year's rubber duck.
Speaker 4: You've got a copy on me big fan. Come on,
Speaker 4: you have for sure, for sure black Gully, it's clean
Speaker 4: clear to black Town.
Speaker 1: Come on, what is this? We definitely got the front door,
Speaker 1: good buddy, verse. It looks like convoy convoys, a big
Speaker 1: bunch of trucks, Violin. It was a darker than moving.
Speaker 4: On the sixth of June and a Kenworth pulling log
Speaker 4: is real, cab over Pete with a reefer on and
Speaker 4: a Jimmy hauling huggs. We is heading for bear On.
Speaker 4: I one oh, about a mile out of Shaky Town.
Speaker 4: I said, pay ten this year's and I'm about to
Speaker 4: put the hammer down like.
Speaker 1: That, Dave, Okay, that's probably enough.
Speaker 2: Wow, it sounds like you. That does not like you.
Speaker 1: It sounds like the ooze and the puss. In a
Speaker 1: moment the dark of the moon. On the twelfth of June,
Speaker 1: cab over Peat with a reefer on and a n pulling.
Speaker 2: And a convoy shaky tone.
Speaker 1: About a mile, I said, big pen, this year's rubber duck.
Speaker 1: We just ain't gonna pay no toll. So we crashed
Speaker 1: the gate doing ninety eight. I said, let them truckers
Speaker 1: roll ten to four.
Speaker 2: God, what are we doing right now?
Speaker 1: That was the first rap song ever. All right, get
Speaker 1: back to it. Did you did you hear all of that?
Speaker 2: Do it?
Speaker 1: Are you still there? Thanks? Thanks for the idea. Keep
Speaker 1: it between the keep it between the ditches. What are
Speaker 1: you still going? Go ahead?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: Sorry about that? So apparently I was reading this behind
Speaker 5: the music thing and the c W Mcow was actually
Speaker 5: a fictional character created by an AD executive for a
Speaker 5: bread commercial. The executive name is Bill Fries and I
Speaker 5: think that's hilarious for a convoy the song.
Speaker 1: It's a true story. He was an AD executive writer whatever,
Speaker 1: and he came up with this character c W. Bacall
Speaker 1: and the song was called Convoy Boy. Rich would just
Speaker 1: have a seizure if he was listening to today, Hey,
Speaker 1: keep it between the ditches, eights and aces on you
Speaker 1: good buddy?
Speaker 5: Ten four?
Speaker 1: Right here we go, Katie would be back to the action.
Speaker 1: No phone screen or Friday, You're up next? What's your name?
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 1: Etc.
Speaker 6: I don't know if you remember me.
Speaker 1: I no, I don't remember. I don't remember where I
Speaker 1: parked my car? So what do you want? What's up?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 6: I was I was just wondering, do you know why
Speaker 6: there isn't a pregnant Barbie doll.
Speaker 1: Wasn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Speaker 2: A joke?
Speaker 7: Though?
Speaker 2: Why is there?
Speaker 6: I guess Ken comes in another box?
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I don't get it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't I don't get it.
Speaker 2: Are you being serious?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, keep it going, all right?
Speaker 1: Next one? No phone screen? Your Friday? What's your name?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 1: My name is Marco.
Speaker 3: Oh. I just wanted to talk about a story. We
Speaker 3: had a Gary Stivey prediction on Booty Cruise Times. My
Speaker 3: daughter had asked him about her next pregnancy if she
Speaker 3: was going to get pregnant again. Because Charity had two
Speaker 3: older girls, they prayed for their mom to get pregnant
Speaker 3: with twins, and then she got pregnant and had twins,
Speaker 3: and so the girls were pregnant or not pregnant. They
Speaker 3: were asked. They were said they were praying again for
Speaker 3: their mom to have twins. And so she asked Scary
Speaker 3: if she would one get pregnant again and two if
Speaker 3: they would be twins, and he said she would get
Speaker 3: pregnant again, but she would have one girl. And she
Speaker 3: did get pregnant again and she had twin boys.
Speaker 1: Gary, she did get pregnant all right, no phone screen
Speaker 1: for Friday. You're up next? What's your name? Hi, Shave,
Speaker 1: what's up?
Speaker 5: I just wanted to call, And I just wish my
Speaker 5: son and his girlfriend left this weekend. They're having their
Speaker 5: first baby and I'm going to be a first time grandma.
Speaker 2: So oh grandma. Wow baby.
Speaker 1: The problem is we don't do shout out one show,
Speaker 1: but you sneak you sneaked one in. But I mean
Speaker 1: good for you, Grammy, thanks for calling. A couple of more,
Speaker 1: Katie would be no phone screener Friday. What's your name?
Speaker 7: I'm Sam?
Speaker 1: Hi Sam? What's up?
Speaker 7: Nice?
Speaker 1: I'm just calling.
Speaker 7: This is for Jenny. One. I think it's super exciting
Speaker 7: just all of your kitchen renovations and how you're trying
Speaker 7: new things. I just think that's really awesome.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 7: And your kitchen looks great.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 7: And then two, I was up in the lou Two
Speaker 7: Harbors a couple of weekends ago with my husband and
Speaker 7: we tried out that Theedar Coffee Company that you had
Speaker 7: on your blog.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you love it?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, yes, we love it. That will be
Speaker 7: a new place to go back to every time we're
Speaker 7: up there. It was so good and like the woods
Speaker 7: outside in the back were just beautiful. But yeah, I
Speaker 7: just wanted to say things for those recommendations, and you're
Speaker 7: an influencer.
Speaker 1: That is awesome. Good for you. I love that. Thank you, Shay.
Speaker 1: Katie would be no phone screener Friday. Hello, what's your name?
Speaker 6: Calvin?
Speaker 1: What's up? Calvin?
Speaker 5: Hey?
Speaker 6: Just wanted to know, Uh, which one of you guys
Speaker 6: is cooking in the turkey?
Speaker 1: We are not. We are not doing the turkey this year.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go to a restaurant this year.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna smoke us a turkey.
Speaker 1: I might do this, smoke us.
Speaker 2: A turkey last year.
Speaker 1: Remind me and I'll do it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, Dave put it in there, bring in the smoker.
Speaker 1: We want the turkey.
Speaker 2: I just reminded to you.
Speaker 1: That's no phone screen or Friday on Katie, Like, b
Speaker 1: why do we have the song devil went down to
Speaker 1: Georgia pol Why just other people were talking about how
Speaker 1: it's the best story song, and I didn't know if
Speaker 1: you wanted to talk about the story of how that's
Speaker 1: your loving song.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 1: I pulled that off one time and I never pulled
Speaker 1: it off.
Speaker 2: I'll drop it.
Speaker 1: We were talking about story songs earlier and seriously, if
Speaker 1: you missed the last hour of the show, go back
Speaker 1: and listen. That was probably the most fun I've had
Speaker 1: in years.
Speaker 2: Where can I listen to it?
Speaker 1: Dave on the iHeartRadio app, Yeah, it goes, it goes
Speaker 1: off the rails. And we played a song that if
Speaker 1: Rich was listening, he would have I mean it would
Speaker 1: have been on the walls. It would have been all
Speaker 1: over the walls. Yes, he would have been so hard.
Speaker 1: Would be on the walls. So that is no phone
Speaker 1: screen on Friday on a d double UV