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Speaker 1: What's up everybody, and thank you very much for joining

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Speaker 1: Radio one or four point one. I'm your host tonight,

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Speaker 1: mister James Yon. We are your nightcap of comedy and

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Speaker 1: as always, I'm joined in virtual studio. We're some really

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Speaker 1: all places, and joined the Super Bowl like you're supposed

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Speaker 1: to with debauchery and women.

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Speaker 2: Jeff tell us about Vegas, baby. I don't know about

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Speaker 2: the women. I don't know about debauchery. I do know

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Speaker 2: there was alcohol and food and gambling. And that's the

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Speaker 2: Pautree and Red Rock casino that I did some time

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Speaker 2: on Hit Talk.

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Speaker 1: Talk about that. Make congratulations. First of all, you got

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Speaker 1: to go to Red Rock, man, what was that?

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Speaker 2: Like? It was good man? But but they're old time

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Speaker 2: comedians they don't screw around. These guys are doing comedy

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Speaker 2: for like thirty years, and it's like a job. They

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Speaker 2: get in there. Who's this, who's this? Who's this? Good

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Speaker 2: to meet you? Everything good? Where'd you play the other night?

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Speaker 2: I mean it's it's like they're running through resumes with

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Speaker 2: Diego Diego? Who did you see? And who'd you work with?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 2: I worked? They had the guy who runs the place.

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Speaker 2: You know, Warren Warren is the host. Ye Warren hosts

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Speaker 2: out there.

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Speaker 3: You remember, you know Warren Warren Durso dirt, Yeah, Dorso.

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Speaker 2: And then he had two guys. One was one was

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Speaker 2: one of the original singers from the OJS. He was there.

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Speaker 2: I thought his name was, but he was. He was good.

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Speaker 2: And then uh then the closer was like, you know

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Speaker 2: one of these New York looks, you know, eighty year

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Speaker 2: old comedians has every joke down. Uh huh. And you

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Speaker 2: know what are these pros that's just been doing it forever?

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Speaker 2: They they get on anywhere there you go, no matter

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Speaker 2: where they're working. And it was good man. Uh I

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Speaker 2: got up there did my ten uh casino audience left

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Speaker 2: the stage. I was like, all right, all right and

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Speaker 2: good you had a good thing. Okay, I think people laugh. Okay,

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Speaker 2: there you go. I was like, all right, so I

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Speaker 2: felt good. But all week I had seen great comedians,

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Speaker 2: like I saw Brad Garrett from Everybody Loves Raymond, Yes,

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Speaker 2: I saw him. I saw Josh Wolfe. I don't know

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Speaker 2: if you know him. He does a lot. Josh did

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Speaker 2: our show for us show. Yeah, yeah, Josh was great. Man.

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Speaker 2: His son opens for him, he sure does. Yeah. What's

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Speaker 2: his name, the Manscaco. Yeah. So I saw all three

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Speaker 2: of them and it was it was interesting performing and

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Speaker 2: then seeing all three of them on different nights. That's crazy. Now,

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Speaker 2: what did you see these guys performing?

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Speaker 1: Because those guys are all like solid famous touring headliners.

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Speaker 2: Where are they all at? Man? Brad Garrett has his

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Speaker 2: own Oak club room at the MGM. You know. Sebastian

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Speaker 2: was playing the Wind. They had him pay m two

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Speaker 2: nights at the Wind, so he played for a lot

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Speaker 2: of people. Jaj was playing at the same casino that

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Speaker 2: I know, the same place that Mancilla plays now at

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Speaker 2: Jimmy Kimmel's. Okay, shout out to them, man. So yeah,

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Speaker 2: they were all doing it. Jo. It's funny. Josh gets

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Speaker 2: to travel with his son. His son opens for him. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it was the fun the son. The son talks about drugs,

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Speaker 2: doing drugs the whole time. Yeah, he did. And I'm

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Speaker 2: laughing about that because I'm like, your dad goes, hey,

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Speaker 2: what do you do? I just do what you know,

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Speaker 2: I'll talk about all the coke I did. Pretty much. Funny.

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Speaker 2: We got to hang with him.

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Speaker 1: We actually went out to the Orlando Funny but and

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Speaker 1: shout out to Christa out there. And what's funny about

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Speaker 1: the dynamic between Josh Wolf and his son.

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Speaker 2: They talk about physically fighting each other, Like.

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Speaker 1: Remember, Darvin tell us a story can about how he

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Speaker 1: fought his son one day because it's almost like fifteen

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Speaker 1: thought he was bad. And they did a whole joke

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Speaker 1: about domestic violence and how funny it was.

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Speaker 2: So Yeah, you have to tell those stories because those

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Speaker 2: are those moments where you better laugh at it. It's real. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it cost me. We had to call the police. I

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Speaker 2: better use this on a set someday. That's awesome as hell. Man.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I want to work with my kids

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Speaker 1: because they know too much stuff about me.

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Speaker 2: I don't want my kids to come and junk about me.

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Speaker 2: Daughter here in my set. No.

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Speaker 1: And on top of that, man Chick McAdoo would have

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Speaker 1: beat my ass broke. My daddy would have beat now

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Speaker 1: in his cancer day's I would I would have mopped

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Speaker 1: his ass up morty wopped hey but but fresh out

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Speaker 1: of fresh out of jail for manslaughter, Chick McAdoo. Oh,

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Speaker 1: he would have beat my ass broy death Row Chicken

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Speaker 1: McAdoo for real, for real? Hey, hey, my hey, two

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Speaker 1: parts the reasons my daddy signed to death Row Broud

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Speaker 1: be like, yo, go get that dude out of jail

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Speaker 1: and sign them.

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Speaker 2: Oh he want to wrote that line Fjo beat man.

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Speaker 3: That was my daddy.

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Speaker 1: My daddy was a ghost writer for all these rap

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Speaker 1: It was a need rappings.

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Speaker 3: Y'all think that that was don chick.

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Speaker 1: Mcado Hey, ice cube never wrote no vatheleen that wash

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Speaker 1: daddy Chick mcado right rhymes that I say that.

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Speaker 2: Was your line.

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Speaker 3: Daddy would have beat my ass bro for real.

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Speaker 1: My dad was a marine, work for the work for

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Speaker 1: the what do you call it? The prison as a

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Speaker 1: car he would he survived three bullets.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, yo, hey, hey, as any of y'all on

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Speaker 2: this panel, bitch.

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Speaker 1: Shot before no, shut your hands up.

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Speaker 3: Shuts your answer.

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Speaker 2: He had he murdered somebody, Broy seven years old. Man,

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Speaker 2: So daddy killed somebody. You think I'm fighting this man?

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Speaker 2: My mom only got I mean, my mom only got

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Speaker 2: attempted murder. I got survied polio, and your daddy whooped

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Speaker 2: your ass. He did, he woulded to he ever do

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Speaker 2: you ever challenge See I challenged my dad in a

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Speaker 2: different way. I didn't challenge my dad in a physical fight. No,

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Speaker 2: I never did that. I was fifteen and my dad

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Speaker 2: was like, I think it was that forty five or something,

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Speaker 2: and I said to him, I called him. He was

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Speaker 2: a little pudgy at the time, and I call him

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Speaker 2: fat boy. One time. You're thinking, fifteen, you could say things.

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Speaker 2: He goes, oh, yeah, you want to race? Like, hell, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I want to race this dude as he smoked your tails.

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Speaker 2: Yeah man, he turned and then he gets now you

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Speaker 2: want to fight? No, No, I'm nope.

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Speaker 1: Yo me yo that if you lose a race to

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Speaker 1: some dude, didn't he want to physically fight you?

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Speaker 2: No, that's the one I already want to fight.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 2: I had made some bad decisions.

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Speaker 1: Man, pop pops pops on some his dad and polio

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Speaker 1: Polo hel polio.

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Speaker 2: He had one look short of the other and beat

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Speaker 2: me right yeah yeah old faster than I ran, right, man.

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Speaker 1: I challenged my father one time I was twenty six

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Speaker 1: to guess what to fight.

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Speaker 2: You are wild can dude.

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Speaker 3: But guess what. I was in Orlando. He was in

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Speaker 3: North Carolina. So technically, hey.

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Speaker 2: I ain't like dogs.

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Speaker 3: I bust your ass ship. You don't want this.

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Speaker 2: I'm looking out the window like, man, yeah, yeah, ye hey, hey,

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Speaker 2: technically you won because he fourfeit the match. He wasn't there.

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Speaker 3: He show up.

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Speaker 2: I moved you at the regular addressed up. That is funny.

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Speaker 3: Hell, hey, PTSD cho'll never get man PTS PTSD chick man.

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Speaker 3: His girlfriend called me. She's like, can't tell you gotta

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Speaker 3: come get him?

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Speaker 1: I said why, She said, every time it's thunders and

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Speaker 1: he just started choking me out. I said, you gotta

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Speaker 1: kick him out. Come coming down here, my daddy. I

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Speaker 1: got my daddy got trip wire all around the house, babe.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, how's that he got there?

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Speaker 2: Well, bro, he said, every time it's thundered. He took

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Speaker 2: her a wrong state for that. You gotta move to

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Speaker 2: the damn you got.

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Speaker 1: You gotta move ain't no storms, baby.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: That is funny as hell. We gotta move to the

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Speaker 1: Sunshine State. That's hilarious.

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Speaker 2: You're going, well, how's you're not going to be? I

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Speaker 2: gotta check the weather.

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Speaker 3: Wow, yeah, I gotta figure take the weather. What's going out?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: I gotta wear a turtle neck on a daily that's

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Speaker 1: money every time of thunders.

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Speaker 2: He joked me out. Damn, shout out, shout out to you'll.

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Speaker 1: Brother man all r I p chick macado bro my dog, baby,

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Speaker 1: that's my dog.

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Speaker 2: That's funny. Hell, I have a question. Where is chick

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Speaker 2: myka doo? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he got a military military burial right can Yeah,

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Speaker 3: he's buried in Yeah, he's buried on Uh it's outside

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Speaker 3: of Greensboro. He's actually buried in a military cemetery house.

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Speaker 2: That's what I thought.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Okaysbury, wait for you to pick him out here is.

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Speaker 3: Or now he ain't get He ain't get.

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Speaker 1: So that side of my family don't believe in in cremation.

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Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah, they don't believe cremation.

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Speaker 1: I didn't think we still have black folks like that

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Speaker 1: because there's a lot of black folks in the South.

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Speaker 2: Don't like.

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Speaker 1: If you can't afford to bury somebody, man, burn them.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I'll be like, you want an open bar? You

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Speaker 2: know why?

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Speaker 1: Hey wait wait okay, if you can't afford to bury somebody,

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Speaker 1: burn them. But wait, today's time. Don't you just can't burn?

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Speaker 1: That's the mine up, bro on the funeral home. If

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Speaker 1: you can't afford to bury and burn them, burn them, son,

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Speaker 1: keep it bro in the list.

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Speaker 2: Well, if you want this, you want this extra, Oh

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Speaker 2: you want an open bar, We're gonna have to burn him,

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Speaker 2: burn them, Hey, Hicky, that's what I'm asking for.

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Speaker 1: And it's funny, man, because my mama was big so

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Speaker 1: that I didn't give my mama asked just for like

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Speaker 1: three weeks. Hey, they they were slow roasting my mama. Bro,

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Speaker 1: they throw.

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Speaker 2: They was based in my mama because not the base

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Speaker 2: chef Ramsey STI out just bury and burn baby. Hey,

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Speaker 2: y'all came, y'all can't afford the funeral? Yeah? Burn them?

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: But and then you know Kenny was Kenny was cremated,

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Speaker 1: but that his mama did want him to be cremated.

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Speaker 1: I will say this, man, I'm thinking about it now,

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Speaker 1: not even being morbid. If I passed away. I'm telling

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Speaker 1: a my family man, cremate me. Yeah, don't go through

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Speaker 1: the b They stick.

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Speaker 2: People in condominiums, now, yeah, they're like five on top

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Speaker 2: of each other. You walk by, who's you know. I

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Speaker 2: like sharing the mailbox and having somebody below me. Yeah, right,

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Speaker 2: you know, put.

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Speaker 1: But I already know because Sean already she wanted. We

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Speaker 3: I'm not wow know you?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 3: Can you're getting me to wait?

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Speaker 2: All these all these bad bitches in heaven?

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Speaker 3: You want me to wait?

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Speaker 2: I work. I can't think they got a club in heaven.

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Speaker 3: He up there talking to lady. Have you ever seen this?

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Speaker 2: Right? That's the best thing. Hey, Hey, yes, the christ

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Speaker 2: going to heaven. I do a toy drive, Jeff, all

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Speaker 3: Let him in, you little knuckleheads. G I Joe with

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Speaker 2: Hey who working the Pearly gate? V? I p Rokee?

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Speaker 2: Who working at Gabriel the man game? You know who?

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Speaker 1: It ain't gonna be. It won't be Judas because you

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is one girl in here, her name Eve,

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Speaker 1: doing here? Judas were like, you saw that thing?

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Speaker 2: Hey, bro what he player? You saw that?

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Speaker 1: You saw that thing, you saw what she was working with? Man,

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Speaker 3: Hey, it's the movie Chris Rock. We did the movie

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Speaker 3: Well man, that is that would be funny, though. Judus

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Speaker 3: be like, what is Jeffrey Dahma doing to him?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 1: He went to high school with one of my friends.

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Speaker 1: So you gotta let Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: What Jeffrey? You gotta let Jeffrey hell man. And when

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Speaker 2: we go just premate us. We don't want to know.

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Speaker 1: You don't got to go through a lot of expense.

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Speaker 1: You ain't gotta spend a lot of money. You gotta

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Speaker 1: spent me a half you got you got, yeah, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: I got I gotta have some body part of Greensboro,

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Speaker 2: Can come see me.

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Speaker 1: He got mad, but like yeah, he was like yeah,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but my family is here.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you gotta know if you give him some cat letter,

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Speaker 3: Damn dangy.

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Speaker 1: Matter of fact, Jeff, do it for me, Jeff, take

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Speaker 3: What hand of Carolina?

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Speaker 2: One left Orlando and tailor and have them do it.

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Speaker 2: They know exactly what they do. Or I like Jeff's idea.

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Speaker 1: give them kiddy letter like hey man, why your why

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Speaker 2: Hey man?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, can't be eating weird food.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Jordanian hot dogs smell like kibbles and bits. That's

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Speaker 2: what it is. Hey, y'all, don't go nowhere.

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Speaker 1: We'll be right back with more hilarity right here on

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Speaker 1: Real Last Real Radio one on four point one.

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Speaker 2: We'll walking back everybody. You're still listening to Real Last

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Speaker 2: on Real Radio one on four point one. I'm your host,

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Speaker 2: mister James Johns.

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Speaker 1: I'm joining studio with mister Kender Miller aka vacation is over.

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Speaker 2: That's right, we'll talk about that in a second.

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Speaker 1: And official sponsor a good friend mister Jeff Coffin, comic

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Speaker 1: book creator and comedian and how old this book? Award

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Speaker 1: winning lawyer, mister Jeff Kaufman in the house tonight. Man,

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Speaker 1: Jeff just got back from Vegas. Now, Ken, I see

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Speaker 1: and I kind of understand this one.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 1: Now we know you as the godfather of Orlando comedy.

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Speaker 1: But today vacation is over. Brother, You've been on vacation

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Speaker 1: man for five days. But this is the thing though,

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Speaker 3: I ain't getting no chill time.

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Speaker 1: I ain't getting to go to the Eiffel Tower, I

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Speaker 2: No, you didn't.

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Speaker 1: So the only reason I got a five days because

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Speaker 1: Queen's concert, right, But the Queen's concert got cant till later, right,

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Speaker 3: So Thursday we chilled.

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Speaker 1: Friday, it was our pre Valentine's to day, so we

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Speaker 1: And it Saturday, I had a gig, so I had

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you did that's at yeah.

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Speaker 1: But for three forty five the other Tallahassee did two shows.

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Speaker 2: Stared all the way home, got.

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Speaker 2: No, No, that's not a vacation. That's what men do. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I ain't going to work, but I worked. I worked,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Weekend that was. It's like

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Speaker 1: But yeah, my wife is this, My wife is vacation mode.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, you ain't got no job. Hey, hey, with

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Speaker 2: Why Sean is why? She Tommy from She ain't got

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Speaker 1: She said she got it just to run and joke

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Speaker 2: And I was like, you know, I've been drinking.

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Speaker 1: And when I tell my wife something she does not forget. Yes,

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Speaker 1: flirty flirty, and I'm.

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Speaker 3: Like, you know you ain't got to work. You you

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Speaker 1: Safe fine and I take care of all of this.

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Speaker 1: She stopped telling me that since I told him, you said,

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Speaker 1: I ain't.

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Speaker 3: Got to get in there.

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Speaker 2: I said, when I say that plays back to tape, Hey,

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Speaker 2: hey you take part.

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Speaker 1: Hey hey, Jame's a real recorder too. Not the phone

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Speaker 1: was a consent recorder. Yeah, you get it recorded from

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Speaker 1: cause and by the way, where are judging this jewelry

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Speaker 1: came from what you exhibit in your honor contract.

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Speaker 2: Get your neighbor to notarize us. That's funny. No, no,

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Speaker 2: I looked at the notary. It said Coleman and Linn.

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Speaker 2: I said, my boy, Jeff did me dirty?

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Speaker 3: Bro?

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Speaker 2: Bro just said you didn't take my advice as a lawyer.

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Speaker 2: I told you, shut up, don't say nothing, sign nothing.

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Speaker 3: Don't sign nothing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, so I saw your face about the closet thing.

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Speaker 1: We have decided because buying a new house is just

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Speaker 2: So we're gonna just go ahead. Don't get the new

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Speaker 3: Now, yeah, one hundred percent.

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Speaker 1: My mortgage went up five hundred dollars because of my

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Speaker 3: That is crazy, bro. So, James, we decided Chris would

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Speaker 3: have no idea where you lived.

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Speaker 2: Oh, he'll find me.

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Speaker 3: I got.

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Speaker 2: I gotta have Chris Man. I die with our Chris Man.

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Speaker 2: That's my dog. That's my dog. You allow the smoker

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Speaker 2: like one of them cartoons floating, Hey that dog sleeping

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Speaker 3: I went three days without talking to Chris. Not purposely,

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Speaker 1: I just got busy and I was like, Yo, you

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Speaker 1: haven't messaged me in like three days. Like I was hurt.

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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 3: I was like, y'all, like that's these dolls.

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Speaker 2: We was boys.

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Speaker 3: I was hurt. Let let two days go by me

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Speaker 3: and Dwayne. They spoke. Dwayne to coming like, yo, dog.

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Speaker 2: What what I do? What happened?

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Speaker 3: We talked to two days. I'm like, Bro, you ain't

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Speaker 1: That's funny, many because you know you know me, James,

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Speaker 1: I value friendship more than you do. But I truly

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Speaker 1: I truly value friendship man, more than because I got relatives. Man,

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Speaker 1: I got relatives I don't talk to. But yeah, you

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Speaker 1: my friends. Yeah, hey, man, let me and Angel not talk.

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Speaker 2: That's funny.

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Speaker 3: I go to his house by the way, what's to be?

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Speaker 2: That's so funny. I gotta say this one more time.

439
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Speaker 1: I don't know why, but Jeffrey Kaufman, you got to

440
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Speaker 1: get a pair of GQ custom shoes at some point. Man,

441
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,680
Speaker 1: that's right up your alley. His best friend, Angel does

442
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:04,320
Speaker 1: amazing work on shoes.

443
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:11,000
Speaker 2: Actually, actually a good friend of mine. A local producer aouh,

444
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,000
Speaker 2: the guy who does a new Orlando Matgress song, you know,

445
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:16,640
Speaker 2: the Orlando Magic the guy. Yeah, yeah, Ao came by

446
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:21,960
Speaker 2: today and dropped off. I'm impossible, but gifts for yes,

447
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,080
Speaker 2: you are, because you have everything. He got me the

448
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:30,720
Speaker 2: Jordan fourteen Ferrari's came by. Wait a minute, yeah, yeah

449
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:34,119
Speaker 2: you helped him the Ferrari logo. Yes, you helped him.

450
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,960
Speaker 2: Bury your body. What you're doing on any street? Just

451
00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:39,399
Speaker 2: I just you know, he just he just he just

452
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:43,520
Speaker 2: did something nice. Came by, dropped these off. I was like, going, oof,

453
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Speaker 2: So yeah, custom I it was a nice Jeffrey. I'm

454
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Speaker 2: looking them up right now. That is a nice those

455
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:54,960
Speaker 2: red ferraris. Yeah, and you can't normally pull off a

456
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,400
Speaker 2: red pair of shoes, but these ones pull themselves off.

457
00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:00,600
Speaker 2: That's a nice shoe. So so yeah, yeah, but yeah,

458
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:03,400
Speaker 2: I'd like some customs. I just don't know, Uh, does

459
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,399
Speaker 2: he do regular air force ones or does he do

460
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:08,400
Speaker 2: high tops too? He does whatever you want, whatever you want. Yeah,

461
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:09,440
Speaker 2: he does whatever you want.

462
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:12,560
Speaker 1: And you tell him, hey, what like you're like, I'm

463
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Speaker 1: a comic with guy my lawyer. I'm a you tell

464
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,440
Speaker 1: him stuff about you because you know, we just did

465
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Speaker 1: the Gary Owens and and so Prista was like Krista

466
00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 1: wanted his Disney stuff on and it is and that.

467
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 1: So he called me and says, hey, man, he'll comic.

468
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:32,560
Speaker 1: He likes Cincinnati Bengals. He likes this, I said, find

469
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Speaker 1: somewhere to put a brick wall on it, because it's

470
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,639
Speaker 1: all for the Orlando improv type thing.

471
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Speaker 3: Man Angel made them shoes. Gary Owens was like, this

472
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Speaker 3: is do dope.

473
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Speaker 2: Man. They were and he did did he did shoes.

474
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Speaker 2: Guys are fantastic when you look at you, what is this? Yeah?

475
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Speaker 3: He did the shoes for the Orlando City soccer team.

476
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Speaker 2: He got all the fleets.

477
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Speaker 1: He's sponsored by Monster so Monsters tours them around the

478
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Speaker 1: world and he does shoes for Monsters and as he

479
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Speaker 1: drinks football all players rappers yet Nam he's dope and

480
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,080
Speaker 1: just one day picked up a thing and just that

481
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:08,280
Speaker 1: he could draw, and just one day he designed some shoes.

482
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:10,920
Speaker 2: Just out of the blue. He's like, these guys have

483
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 2: to be seamstresses too. Man. They cut leather, they do

484
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,440
Speaker 2: a lot of things. I mean, you got an order

485
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Speaker 2: to sell you ever seen one of these guys there?

486
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,840
Speaker 2: I mean, these guys are they take the Nike Low

487
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Speaker 2: logo off printed backwards and do it.

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Speaker 1: Bro.

489
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Speaker 2: They artists. They truly are artists. So shout out to him. Bro,

490
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna get me some singers of Air Force one.

491
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Speaker 1: But yeah, I was gonna say earlier because I saw

492
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Speaker 1: your face about the closet. So we decided to set

493
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Speaker 1: us buying a new house.

494
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Speaker 2: We're just going to fix this one. Yeah, why not? Yeah?

495
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Speaker 1: So every check that I've been getting from the rag

496
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Speaker 1: Wick shows. We take that check and we fix a room.

497
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Speaker 1: There you go, said, hey, and then some good checks

498
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Speaker 1: out there. Man, oh them some good checks. Man.

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Speaker 3: Damn hey man, I damned they had to.

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Speaker 1: Hey man, I'm trying to be really good with comedians

501
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Speaker 1: and I have to go out to somebody. But somebody

502
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 1: says slicking me and Mike on Facebook talking about we

503
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:09,880
Speaker 1: attached ourselves to a social media person. Okay, yeah, here's

504
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Speaker 1: here's my thing. Why you care be the person who

505
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:14,480
Speaker 1: said it? Why you care?

506
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, and why you can't paid because he ain't get paid.

507
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 1: There you go some terrible comic and of course you

508
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 1: know I sent it to everybody to put the battery

509
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Speaker 1: in their back. They go and they go, and so

510
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Speaker 1: you know, I can says crazy on the post and everything.

511
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Speaker 1: So we've been kind of clowning about it. I didn't

512
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Speaker 1: even I didn't even see that post, to.

513
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Speaker 3: Be honest with you can say, it's on Mike's post,

514
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Speaker 3: you left it.

515
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Speaker 2: It's on Mike.

516
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Speaker 1: It's on Mike Hurley. He's posted comics. No Mike, like Mike,

517
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Speaker 1: let us go in. Wow, yeah, and we can.

518
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Speaker 2: There are people who come after me all the time

519
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,440
Speaker 2: and they say they something I'll do nice for people

520
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,679
Speaker 2: like I take a whole league bowling. I paid seventeen

521
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 2: teams to bowl on Wednesday nights. And you know, it's

522
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 2: not one of those things that flashy or anything else.

523
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,280
Speaker 2: It's just a good thing to do the community. And

524
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Speaker 2: somebody will leave a thing, Oh that's.

525
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Speaker 1: Because of this, and I go, why do you care

526
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 1: the people who say it, I'll tell you why.

527
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:14,639
Speaker 2: Because unhappy people do unhappy stuff. That's all it is.

528
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Speaker 2: It's not right if I'm ridiculously happy. I'm not leaving

529
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,879
Speaker 2: people bad comments. No, because all got town for that,

530
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 2: because I'm happy because I'm happy, and guys like that

531
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 2: are jealous. Listen, there are rooms you're gonna play because

532
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,239
Speaker 2: a guy has a big name. And we knew there

533
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,879
Speaker 2: were comedians out there who are are more personalities than

534
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 2: comedians nowadays. But they fill whole rooms. And if they

535
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,680
Speaker 2: want you to go on tour with them, you go

536
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:41,200
Speaker 2: on tour with them. It's the room that matters, not

537
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 2: not really the people in it. On how you get paid.

538
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:47,159
Speaker 2: And the guy doesn't understand that, No, we don't. And

539
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 2: the guy that he's on tour with is one of

540
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 2: the nicest humblest people I ever met.

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Speaker 3: In my mind, I said, James, is this? I said,

542
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Speaker 3: we didn't last on anybody. A friend of ours reached

543
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Speaker 3: out and said, I want to start doing a stand up.

544
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Speaker 2: How can I do it?

545
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 1: We didn't one show. This show was successful. Well, let's

546
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:10,160
Speaker 1: try it again. It was succes scessful. Yes, I let's

547
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:11,120
Speaker 1: try it the third time.

548
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 2: It was successful. Let's just do a tour.

549
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,080
Speaker 3: It ain't like we went out there.

550
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Speaker 1: And found somebody off of social media like, hey man, no, no,

551
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Speaker 1: take us with you.

552
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 2: Mm hm.

553
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,520
Speaker 3: So I don't know how stupid this guy is.

554
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:26,399
Speaker 2: This guy, I'm gonna tell you how stupid he is,

555
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 2: and he could come after me if he wants it,

556
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 2: because I don't give it in. What's he gonna do?

557
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 2: I't spend me f you? All right? Okay, anytime you

558
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,920
Speaker 2: get an opportunity to go with the headliner, it's because

559
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 2: that headliner liked you. Yes, it works out. A headliner

560
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,360
Speaker 2: doesn't go, Hey, this guy's a real jerk. I want

561
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 2: him to travel with me. No, they like you build

562
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,560
Speaker 2: relationships in this industry, and if this guy fills a

563
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 2: room because of his power or whatever, it doesn't matter.

564
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,400
Speaker 2: I was fortunate enough to be on tour with him,

565
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:55,760
Speaker 2: even a comedy for example, it wasn't their tour, it

566
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:59,240
Speaker 2: was Harvey's tour and they joined on. And people don't

567
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,399
Speaker 2: understand that. Everyone's going, oh, the King's of comedy all

568
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:04,200
Speaker 2: got together. No they didn't. You know, Harvey had the

569
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 2: tour and he goes, let's make this thing bigger, and

570
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 2: he bought three very talented people with him who some

571
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,920
Speaker 2: of them might have been more talented than him, someone

572
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,200
Speaker 2: might have been less. It doesn't really matter. But it

573
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 2: was always somebody else's tour that originally got everyone in

574
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:18,680
Speaker 2: the door. And if this guy doesn't get it, it's

575
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 2: because he's not a good comedian and he's not he

576
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 2: doesn't make enough to be happy, and nobody's asking him

577
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,440
Speaker 2: to go on tour with them and they won't.

578
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 3: Probably you look at Cat Cat Got Monique, Tommy Davison,

579
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 3: Mark Curry, Melanie Camacho and somebody Tony Roberts not getting.

580
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 4: So he takes big names care of them, and he

581
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,879
Speaker 4: takes care of him, yet he does. That's a that's

582
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,119
Speaker 4: a lot of people don't realize. This dude is the

583
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 4: most generous dude in comedy. And I know you have

584
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 4: some generous people.

585
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:54,679
Speaker 2: This guy walks in and drops duckets off.

586
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,640
Speaker 1: For people, and he does things that you don't even

587
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 1: hear about. It's not comedy related, it's just people needed.

588
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 2: And you helped me with my condition.

589
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, like just people stuff you don't hear about. But yeah,

590
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 1: he's like that man, generous guy.

591
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 2: Yeah.

592
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 1: So I hit hit up Jari because you know, Jari

593
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,439
Speaker 1: has been touring with Cam lately.

594
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know.

595
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 3: And I was just like, and I said, Jarry to

596
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 3: post of being Jar's new hashtag is hashtag coattail gang. Right,

597
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 3: So we said, we're gonna put that in all of

598
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 3: our posts. Every time you see hums doing a picture

599
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 3: with the famous comedian, were putting coattail Gang in.

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00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 2: It ain't nothing wrong with that. I had a dude

601
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 2: get on me about comic books because I was working

602
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,359
Speaker 2: with this famous artist and he goes, Coppin's riding this

603
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 2: guy's coattails. I said, well, I bought the coat because

604
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 2: I was paid for it, all. I said, what, I

605
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 2: bought the car, right, I bought the coat, all right,

606
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 2: I might as well hang on to it. It's right

607
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 2: as everybody at one time, you know, gets involved with

608
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 2: somebody bigger than them, and if you lock their career.

609
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 2: And sometimes you're just a good friend, and you know,

610
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Speaker 2: it depends on what you're to do. I mean, I

611
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 2: have friends of mine who never pick up a meal.

612
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 2: I mean they have never, ever once even thought about

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00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 2: picking up a meal. And I said, listen, I got it.

614
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 2: And if I got it, you know you've got it.

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00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 1: But it's nice sometimes for people to offer I feel

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00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 1: that way, like when me and Kim and I'm not

617
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 1: putting everybody's business out there, but when me and Kim

618
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 1: would do shows with a lot of features.

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Speaker 2: Back in the day when they was coming up, we knew.

620
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 1: They didn't have a lot of money. We would buy

621
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Speaker 1: them meals just because they didn't have it, man. And

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00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 1: that's just something nice to do for a person, because

623
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Speaker 1: you gonna get it back in the universe.

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00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 2: Anyway.

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Speaker 1: I think that if you put good out good's gonna

626
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Speaker 1: come back to you. So I hear your brother. Don't

627
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Speaker 1: go anywhere, y'all share it, that's all. Absolutely, ain't nothing

628
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 1: wrong with sharing it. Don't go anywhere, y'all. We'll be

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Speaker 1: right back with more of this right here on Real Lads,

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Speaker 1: Real Radio one or four point one. Welcome back everybody.

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Speaker 1: You are still listening to Real Lives on Real Radio

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Speaker 1: one A four point one.

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Speaker 2: I want to remind you that we are your night

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Speaker 2: cap of comedy.

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Speaker 1: I am joining Virtual Studio with our official sponsor from

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Speaker 1: Kaufman and Lenk, your personal injury attorneys, mister Jeff Kaufman

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Speaker 1: and the godfather of Orlando comedy, mister Ken Miller aka

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Speaker 1: vacation is over.

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Speaker 2: He gotta take his ass to work.

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Speaker 1: Man, gotta go back to work to min And I

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Speaker 1: got training all week too, So that's why that's why

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Speaker 1: I'm off, because I had to switch my schedule up

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Speaker 1: because they're going to do training Tuesday through Thursday.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I gotta Friday weekend.

645
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Speaker 2: What are they training you? That's what I'm gonna ask.

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Speaker 1: We got this new device at our job that only

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Speaker 1: our job has.

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Speaker 3: No other company has it. And I don't want the.

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Speaker 1: Training because if I get laid off, I can't use.

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Speaker 3: It anywhere else. I can't tell y'all what it is

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Speaker 3: on the radio.

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653
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Speaker 1: that it's yeah, so and so we're getting trained for it.

654
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 2: This came about to roll out six g that's what

655
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 2: you got to learn real for.

656
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 3: We're about to bring COVID back.

657
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 2: Norm everybody's like five started. Go ast your ass up.

658
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 2: If they don't bar you, that sound good.

659
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 3: I want to ask y'all, man, what so what y'all

660
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 3: do with y'all ladies for Valentine's Day?

661
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing, you know, we don't actually do

662
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day on that day because we just think that's

663
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 1: crazy matures. We think it's amateurish. We just think it's

664
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 1: just too congested. You're gonna get bad service, the food's

665
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 1: gonna be rushed, the kitchen gonna be crashing, You're gonna

666
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 1: be waiting extra long.

667
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 2: Says set Menus. You can't choose. Really, what you want

668
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 2: is for something I couldn't choose. There you go, there

669
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 2: you go.

670
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 1: No, man, So what we did on a few days

671
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 1: before Valentine's me and my baby went to a wine

672
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 1: tasting and dinner right after that, which was so good.

673
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 2: Man.

674
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 1: I've never been to one before, and I can't believe

675
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 1: I haven't after all the like you know, work and

676
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:00,080
Speaker 1: stuff I've done.

677
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 2: With food over the years.

678
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:04,480
Speaker 1: But man, we went and Cooper's Hawk's Winery. We had

679
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 1: eight different wines before we actually sat down and ate.

680
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 1: Then we had another bottle during dinner.

681
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 2: So we felt no pain and we felt so tell

682
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 2: the difference between bottled and box wine. After bro first class,

683
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 2: You're like going, what is this? I don't know, it

684
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 2: could be my dog. Everything seems so say.

685
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 1: At that point, we could have been at Burking eating

686
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 1: double cheeseburgers. I'm like, this steak is deliciousnes is a

687
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 1: saltberry steak, brutak. I highly recommend if you want a

688
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 1: date night going out to going out to Cooper's Hawk's

689
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 1: Winery and doing the tasting and didn't having a dinner.

690
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was so good. Car. Yeah, don't

691
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 2: drive uber home like we did. Wink wink, yeah, hey.

692
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 3: Why you bees? It was a lady at the comedy

693
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 3: show a couple of weeks ago.

694
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 1: Man for I think I mean Davidson and she was

695
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 1: She was in the front seat. She was wild and bro,

696
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 1: she was drinking. She was loud, but like a fun loud.

697
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. That lady got a DUI after the show. Oh

698
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 2: is she really? Yes? Yes he was.

699
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 1: That she was in that Orange County Facebook page and

700
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 1: I can't see the show and.

701
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 2: Somebody showed me.

702
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, much, Yeah, somebody showed me.

703
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 1: I felt so bad because she was so sweet, bro,

704
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 1: and she was like, oh, she was like somebody grandma.

705
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 2: It wasn't like she was like she was like stop side,

706
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 2: waiting for it to turn green.

707
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 1: You know, hey, hey for real, I know we we

708
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 1: joke about it, but people do not drink and drive.

709
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 2: Don't do it. Don't do it. I'll tell you you

710
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 2: want to talk about that drinking and drive Dui stuff.

711
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,719
Speaker 2: Our boy Miguel. I meet up in Vegas with him

712
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 2: and he goes, yeah, come to our podcast. David John

713
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 2: is doing the podcast. Jake's gonna be there. It's gonna

714
00:33:56,960 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 2: be awesome. So I go to this dispensary called Planet Team,

715
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 2: and I'm going they're just doing it there. No, these

716
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:08,800
Speaker 2: chuckleheads think they can do a podcast. Stone off their minds.

717
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 2: That's funny. And they're up the light now before the

718
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 2: show and they go it's gonna be an hour and

719
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 2: and I'm not part of it. I'm just watching it

720
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 2: from it. You just want to see it. You just

721
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:22,800
Speaker 2: want to watch see this train wreck happen because that

722
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 2: they they're funnier when they smoke.

723
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 1: No we we's not like drinking alcohol. By the way,

724
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 1: we slows everything down. You're thinking your thoughts. You're the

725
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 1: speed at which you speak. You think you're normal. You think, Man,

726
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 1: I'm just talking like I normally do.

727
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 2: No, you don't. I know. We were in trouble. When

728
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,840
Speaker 2: they started asking me questions. I go, I don't have

729
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 2: a mic I'm just sitting on the side. Hey, Jeff,

730
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 2: is that the way that works? Like, I don't have

731
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 2: a microphone. I can't it just be an hour long?

732
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 2: They go, Okay, we're gonna do this for an hour.

733
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 2: It's gonna be great. Two and a half hours later,

734
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,360
Speaker 2: they don't. They don't have a clue what the time is.

735
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 2: They're just and then and then when they ask a

736
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 2: question and nobody knows the answer, they sit for like

737
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 2: two minutes looking at each other. They stare at each other. Yeah.

738
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 2: I was like, we know you you lucky. This is taped.

739
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 2: That that that's that good stuff. God, bless man, God

740
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 2: bless I had a good time. You gonna tell us something.

741
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 1: By the way, I want to remind you you said

742
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,800
Speaker 1: you had something to tell us about the Chinese restaurant.

743
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:24,399
Speaker 3: You love or oh my good first of all, Jeff,

744
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 3: what you do with Aventine's.

745
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 2: Okay, here's the deal. I'm one of these guys who

746
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:33,279
Speaker 2: I deliver like all the time. Okay. When I say

747
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 2: all the time, I mean I deliver all the time.

748
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 2: Like there's no you don't have to remind me to

749
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 2: be good to the person I'm with. And I see

750
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 2: that with you. So this day comes up and we

751
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 2: kind of look at each other, go, what, how are

752
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:50,360
Speaker 2: you gonna beat how you treat me every day? And

753
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 2: we you can't be better to me today that I

754
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:55,799
Speaker 2: was better than yesterday and you and this and vice versa.

755
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 2: So we go, this is a night we're just gonna

756
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 2: do nothing. And I mean we just got back from

757
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 2: a trip. We laid there, we had a little dinner,

758
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 2: nothing important, no no Valentine's cards or anything. We just

759
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:08,239
Speaker 2: kind of, you know, looked at each other. It's kind

760
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 2: of like Christmas in a way for us when you

761
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:13,399
Speaker 2: give people stuff all day long. It's not one big

762
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 2: gift you have to give. And I you know, it's

763
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 2: just always the way I felt about it. But I'm

764
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,840
Speaker 2: t is for the guy. I think it was originally

765
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 2: created because men, Oh I work hard. I work hard,

766
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 2: but they knew one day a year, anniversary, birthday and

767
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 2: Valentines they had to deliver on. So the women knew

768
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 2: they had like at least three days of decency.

769
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna say, sometimes, especially when you've been with

770
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 1: the person you're with for so long, sometimes the best

771
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 1: plans is no plans. What I mean by that is

772
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,839
Speaker 1: just something simple, grab some food, lay in the bed,

773
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 1: and just be with each other.

774
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 2: And that's a great night for me. Y'all. I don't

775
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,320
Speaker 2: need a lot, you don't need to be out with

776
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 2: regular people. No, you go, oh, well, let's take her

777
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 2: to Ruth Chris. You're an idiot. If you take your

778
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:59,280
Speaker 2: girl to Ruth Chris on Valentine's is you are sweating,

779
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,880
Speaker 2: no matter you make a reservation seven weeks ahead, it

780
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 2: doesn't matter, It don't matter. He camped out sweating. And

781
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 2: you get there and they go, oh, you can't order

782
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,480
Speaker 2: from the menu today. What do you order from the

783
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 2: menu because we're making money today. That's right, you the

784
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 2: cheap steak and you're gonna pay twice as much for

785
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 2: the cheap steak today. Correct, And I'm may don't Ruth Chris,

786
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,839
Speaker 2: don't assume me. But you know what you do. Oh,

787
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 2: everybody does it. Everybody does it? Man, Yeah, you because

788
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:26,799
Speaker 2: we're too busy. Yep, what are you talking to? Set menu? Yep?

789
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 2: You sell food differently today than every other day because

790
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:31,760
Speaker 2: we know you're stuck and you don't have a choice.

791
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 1: Yes, we do, sir, And they try to upsell the

792
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:37,280
Speaker 1: wife on stuff. Man, would you like the upgraded lobster

793
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 1: tail with that? Yes, you would, because if he doesn't

794
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 1: buy it, he doesn't love you.

795
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 2: He's a you know the way he is waiter be

796
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 2: waiter is not your friend? Is a dude on that day?

797
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 2: He would you like any suggestions for me? No? No,

798
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 2: I don't want anything from you. You only gonna send

799
00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 2: the price. You like the seventy four sixty two for appetizer.

800
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 1: But the lady like champagne on Valentine's you know the

801
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: letter let her know you like, Hey, I just I

802
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 1: was scrolling. I just seen the post. Look at me

803
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 1: in We ain't got to do everything these women do.

804
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 1: They got Gallentine. It's a group of dudes did a

805
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 1: Mallentine's Day?

806
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 2: Stop it all right?

807
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 1: Hey, we hate Hey, Hey, you know what you know

808
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 1: We're gonna go smoke some cigarettes. They was rested like

809
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 1: in red bajamas with hearts on them. Hey, ladies, if

810
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 1: your husband participated mount.

811
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 2: Of times, that's not a he's not a mallon times.

812
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 2: That's a coming out party. Yeah, yeah, they might be.

813
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 2: They might go to a parade the time.

814
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 1: Hey do you you don't scream, I don't holler, but

815
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:53,320
Speaker 1: tell me what it really is.

816
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 2: Okay, come up to you come to the house with

817
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 2: a new friend named David that you went to Manda

818
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:02,279
Speaker 2: time past. You know that's on your fellas. We ain't

819
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 2: got to do everything they do.

820
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 3: They let let them have, let them have galentines.

821
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 2: And get together. We ain't got to do that. You

822
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 2: do your thing. We have our things. Matter of fact, we.

823
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: Got Yeah, that's not about to say we watched the

824
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 1: suit together. That was Mallentione's enough. We gotta watch that

825
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 1: was all together. We gotta we got to watch some

826
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 1: bootish shaking at the halftime.

827
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 3: So we don't. We ain't got to get together no more.

828
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 2: By the way, I had some for this, I'll have to,

829
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 2: I guess. And everybody who you know, you realize everyone

830
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,840
Speaker 2: was either one team or the other team. And and

831
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:36,399
Speaker 2: all these Patriot fans You've never seen a sider group

832
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 2: of people. There's a lot of money on it to lose.

833
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 2: And I will say this.

834
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 1: I'm not a sports guy, but I do know Patriots

835
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: fans are different, y'all.

836
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,359
Speaker 2: Bro, they take that game serious. Man.

837
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,280
Speaker 1: We got a buddy of our name is Mike McCarthy.

838
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 1: He's a comedian out of Boston.

839
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 2: Bro.

840
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,359
Speaker 1: He used to be like depressed when the Patriots didn't win,

841
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,840
Speaker 1: Like that's too much. I can't invest my emotions in

842
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 1: the sports teams or athletes because if I have a

843
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,439
Speaker 1: bad day at work, Lebron don't come over Like, hey, James,

844
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: I saw you attempted three different emails and didn't work.

845
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 2: Buddy, Hey, I just want you to get out there

846
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,960
Speaker 2: and keep going. You don't care when I have a

847
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:16,919
Speaker 2: bay at work.

848
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:23,240
Speaker 1: You shipped your black ass. Now you see the jacket.

849
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:27,400
Speaker 1: You see the jacket. And so when they lose, they lose.

850
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 1: I get comforted every now and then Michael Jordan to

851
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: text me be like, hey, Man'm sorry, it's up right

852
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 1: number one tar heel fan, I'm sorry, bro.

853
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:38,879
Speaker 2: Ay for real quick.

854
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 1: You think Tom Brady was like drinking a drink like

855
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 1: this when they lost? The Patriots like this, do it

856
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 1: without me.

857
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,720
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen a drunk Tom Brady?

858
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 1: No?

859
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:49,799
Speaker 2: Yes.

860
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 3: When they won the Super Bowl, Tampo on Tampa was

861
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 3: holding him up.

862
00:40:55,600 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he I'm sure that he was. Bro. Bernie,

863
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 2: He's like, yes, it must fell off a boat. Bro.

864
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: They was throwing the super Bowl trophy back and forth

865
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:11,799
Speaker 1: to each other.

866
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 2: That's wild in the bay, in the bay, in the bay. Bro. Yeah.

867
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

868
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 1: No, man, Hey, I have promised my wife that in

869
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 1: the past couple of years, I would not let the

870
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 1: tarhells get you emotional.

871
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:29,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, I won't do it. Okay.

872
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 3: When they played Duke the other day, they won that game,

873
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 3: I was wilding.

874
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 2: I was wilent.

875
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 1: And then Caleb got hurt. I number one star player

876
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:41,680
Speaker 1: got hurt. And then play in Miami and they played

877
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:43,879
Speaker 1: Pitt the other day, played good. I watched the game.

878
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 1: I was super calm, okay, But when Duke and Carolina play,

879
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 1: she said, they all go out the window.

880
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 3: I go wild out. I go wild out.

881
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 1: If if I hear thunder, I could choke her like

882
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 1: it don't even matter, you don't even matter, yo, like that.

883
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 1: But that's the only time in fandom that I'm gonna

884
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 1: go crazy is Duke Carolina.

885
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 2: But I had to.

886
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 3: I understand it.

887
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 2: I understand the people don't understand. If I told you

888
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,840
Speaker 2: that the Super Bowl had the most domestic violence on

889
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 2: one day, it's on that day. I wouldn't even I

890
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:19,320
Speaker 2: wouldn't be shot. And people don't understand why. It's because

891
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 2: men feel one day of entitledment, not Father's Day. Nah,

892
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 2: they think super Bowl is the one day I can

893
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,439
Speaker 2: do nothing again. I'm gonna eat, I'm gonna have food

894
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 2: on my chest, whatever I'm drinking to my left, I'm

895
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 2: gonna be a pig. I'm gonna watch a game. I

896
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,920
Speaker 2: don't have to do anything that day. That should be

897
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,919
Speaker 2: the day that women avoid. They should.

898
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 3: You know how we got days.

899
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 2: We got days as men.

900
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 1: When we know my wife's gonna be doing something, she's

901
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 1: gonna be involved in something, I know, to leave her alone.

902
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 2: That's just that's just the unwritten rule for us men.

903
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:01,440
Speaker 2: There should be the same respect precation when it comes

904
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 2: to Super Bowl.

905
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,320
Speaker 1: For a lot of men, they don't want you to

906
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 1: talk to them, don't bother them. They want to sit down,

907
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 1: watch the game, drink or drink and eat some food.

908
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 2: That's it. You can have Monday Monday is yours lead.

909
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 1: A Hey, I need them to go ahead and pass

910
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 1: this law. Though, hey trying to get the day after

911
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:20,800
Speaker 1: the super Bowl a holiday.

912
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 2: They need to go past this. We all should be off.

913
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 1: Do you know twenty three million Americans calling out of

914
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 1: work or took pt O the day after the Super Bowl?

915
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:33,759
Speaker 2: Correct holiday? Bro Doctor King had a dream that we'd

916
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 2: all be off Monday. I did bet, though I did.

917
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,279
Speaker 2: I did make a big bet, did you. I'm not

918
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 2: gonna say it because everyone gets me cried. But a

919
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 2: good friend of mine put down a stupid amount of

920
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:50,320
Speaker 2: money for a children's hospital, and one he made we

921
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 2: say stupid money, what kind of money? We talked? Million dollars,

922
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 2: million dollars. Oh, put a million on it. So before

923
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,800
Speaker 2: the game I called them up. I said, who'd you

924
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:02,239
Speaker 2: bet because I'm a ride with you, and he he

925
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 2: told me Seattle, And I said, all right, I'll put

926
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 2: my I'll put enough money down on it that it'll

927
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 2: hurt me if I lose. And I put it on

928
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,359
Speaker 2: and I'm sitting in the room. I can't even sit

929
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:14,719
Speaker 2: with a lot of people when I'm a big bet

930
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 2: out there. I don't want to be around anybody because

931
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do a lot of yelling. I become like

932
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,879
Speaker 2: an a hole if I have a lot of money

933
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 2: on something. That's why I don't put money on things. Go.

934
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:26,320
Speaker 2: I'm with you. My money means a lot to me.

935
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:27,759
Speaker 1: If I'm to tell y'all right now, if I put

936
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 1: a lot of money down on a bet, I can't

937
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 1: sit because my booty gonna get in.

938
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 2: The within twenty yards. Like I got four and a half,

939
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 2: I can't four and a half points, bro, I can't

940
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 2: do it. I said, all they need is one touchdown

941
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 2: and I'm down. I would beat myself up and then

942
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 2: and I'm telling you the line of people, and people

943
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,920
Speaker 2: don't realize how people that Vegas took a beating, and

944
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:52,720
Speaker 2: and people go, will you to understand things? Seventy percent

945
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:56,400
Speaker 2: of the people who bet on that game that with Seattle.

946
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:00,160
Speaker 2: So the amount of money now the big on that

947
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 2: where the mount the difference was one hundred and eighty,

948
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 2: like one hundred and eighty dollars for every thousand, so

949
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:08,720
Speaker 2: it was like eighteen percent, but you lost seventy percent

950
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 2: of them. So it worked out where you lost fifteen

951
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 2: twenty percent of your money on one bet for the casinos.

952
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 2: I can't do it. I can't I can't gamble. I

953
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 2: don't have the the what do you call it? I

954
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,760
Speaker 2: got good news for you, guys. I saw a miracle happen.

955
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 2: What did you see? I saw a miracle. Man. I

956
00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:28,360
Speaker 2: was at the tables and this woman came up to

957
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,400
Speaker 2: my table and she had like five bucks on her

958
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 2: and she goes, I don't have enough to bet. I said, well,

959
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 2: that table right there has low stakes. She went over

960
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:40,400
Speaker 2: there two hands in won two hundred and twenty thousand

961
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 2: dollars jackpote two hundred and the table went nuts. And

962
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:46,880
Speaker 2: I'm at the tip that go, what happened? I go,

963
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 2: I think this woman just hit the jackpot? And I

964
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 2: walked over and she had an ace at ten of

965
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:53,879
Speaker 2: clubs in front of her, and the dealer threw out

966
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,880
Speaker 2: the King Queen Jack of clubs. Oh so she had

967
00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 2: a five card oyal flush which hit the progressive jackpot,

968
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 2: which was that two hundred and twenty thousand with a

969
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 2: five dollars bed.

970
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,800
Speaker 1: That's enough money to win. Was so happy for this

971
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 1: to call in to work until your boss to kiss

972
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 1: your ass. That's what kind of money that is right there?

973
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:17,120
Speaker 2: Bro? That is that kind of money, yeah, five thousand,

974
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:18,719
Speaker 2: and she had to sit at the table for an

975
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,319
Speaker 2: hour and a half and wait for them to work

976
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 2: it out to make sure she didn't cheat or anything.

977
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 2: That must have been the longest hour in time. I

978
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 2: kept looking over at her and she just like lumped over,

979
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,320
Speaker 2: and I think she went through every emotion like the

980
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 2: seventh stages. Agreed did everything he did. But it was

981
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 2: the whole time, and I was like, so happy for

982
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:37,399
Speaker 2: this person. But half of her let my table were

983
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:40,839
Speaker 2: mad because they can't enjoy somebody else's success. We talked

984
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 2: about it earlier, this stuff earlier with that jerk off

985
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:46,319
Speaker 2: who who oh you went on with the social media guy.

986
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 2: The same people at my table. There you go and

987
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:50,760
Speaker 2: very bad jealous people.

988
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:52,799
Speaker 1: Now, on that note, we're going to end this show

989
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 1: by saying, be happy for other people, don't be salty

990
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 1: and jealous on behalf of myself, missus James John, that

991
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:02,359
Speaker 1: is Ken Miller where their AKA vacation is over, take

992
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:04,719
Speaker 1: your ass to work. And that is Jeff Caffin from

993
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,240
Speaker 1: calling and Land your personal injury attorney.

994
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 2: This has been real liveed. We love you, but we

995
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:11,839
Speaker 2: gotta go. Can't tell them what to do take your

996
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,439
Speaker 2: ass to bear we out