Speaker 1: Good morning and welcome to the Mojo in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2: If I could just have pajamas that were what Kev's
Speaker 2: hat looks like today, I think I would be a happy,
Speaker 2: happy man.
Speaker 1: We'll start.
Speaker 3: This was a gift for one of the best ushers
Speaker 3: and customer service agents Little Caesars has to offer.
Speaker 1: Mary. I love you and I thank you.
Speaker 2: I want Mary to knit me if she can underwear
Speaker 2: just like that. Mary, are you listening. I want to
Speaker 2: be able to have underwear that I can put on
Speaker 2: that or that comfortable. By the way, why can we
Speaker 2: not have comfortable clothing at all times?
Speaker 1: It's only on a.
Speaker 2: Cold, dreary, miserable winter day that we feel like we
Speaker 2: can put the comfort clothes on.
Speaker 3: You know, you do not want underwear that are made
Speaker 3: out of the same material as this hat.
Speaker 1: You will be scratching until the end of the show.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe you've got some other issues that you need
Speaker 2: to worry about there. I don't know about you, but
Speaker 2: I think I would be fine. Good morning and welcome
Speaker 2: to the show. It's good to have you guys here
Speaker 2: with us. With who you just heard Kevin and myself
Speaker 2: Mojo are the beautiful ladies known as zach.
Speaker 1: Snon. We've got Anna Rob, We've.
Speaker 2: Got Lydia Jargosa, We've got Bianca Kaji Bees, and we
Speaker 2: have a lot of a lot of snow, and we've
Speaker 2: got a lot of issues.
Speaker 1: And today at all, I.
Speaker 2: Think it's going to get worse as the snow will continue.
Speaker 2: So welcome to the show. I do want to figure
Speaker 2: out who this is. So we have a pre show meeting,
Speaker 2: and whenever we have pre show meetings, we'll talk about
Speaker 2: the topics that we're going to bring up on the
Speaker 2: show or try to get to during the show, and
Speaker 2: then we during the pre show meeting, we'll discuss, Okay,
Speaker 2: what direction should we go with this?
Speaker 1: You know, where do you think the listeners would want
Speaker 1: to go?
Speaker 2: And I have no idea where to go with this
Speaker 2: one other than I would like to figure out who
Speaker 2: these people are and I would like to tell them
Speaker 2: are you doing the you know, hey, I know these people,
Speaker 2: so you got to do this thing. Kevin had something
Speaker 2: happen at the last Pistons Game Wild Experience.
Speaker 1: Man and Dave.
Speaker 3: I can't think of their name because at the end
Speaker 3: of the experience, he was like, her name's like Isabella
Speaker 3: or something like Isabella or Ismael that he was saying
Speaker 3: her name or whatever because he knew. I mean, I
Speaker 3: would mention their name absolutely that their actions explain their actions.
Speaker 3: So we're at the game and I have to go
Speaker 3: on the court. We're at the Pistons game. Sometimes I
Speaker 3: have to go on the court to do introductions or
Speaker 3: whatever the case may be.
Speaker 1: So I go on to court. I recognize them. I
Speaker 1: know they look familiar.
Speaker 3: They've mentioned that they've met me inside of this studio
Speaker 3: where we record the morning show. So it's not like
Speaker 3: just a random occurrence, like we spent a few minutes
Speaker 3: with these people.
Speaker 1: So I say, what's up, show them some love. I
Speaker 1: do my thing.
Speaker 3: I come back out later in the game to do
Speaker 3: my thing, and at this point the lady's.
Speaker 1: Like, come here, come here. I'm like, I'm about to
Speaker 1: talk right now. I can't come here. She's like just
Speaker 1: a second, just a second.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm literally about to speak, just come just
Speaker 3: come on. At this point, I ignore her because I'm
Speaker 3: getting a five four three two one cound down in
Speaker 3: my ear.
Speaker 1: I do my thing. I go sit down.
Speaker 3: My game manager, Dwayne, who's on the court with me,
Speaker 3: is like, hey, that lady, do you know what she wanted?
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, what does she want? She wanted you
Speaker 3: to get three balls signed by players for kids. I'm like, what, Like,
Speaker 3: you don't work like that. I can't like that doesn't
Speaker 3: where the hell I'm gonna get the balls from first?
Speaker 3: Talking about that, I don't got three, now two I
Speaker 3: could get you.
Speaker 1: I get three. So at the end of the game,
Speaker 1: she comes over. They all come over.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking they're coming over to say goodbye, and we
Speaker 3: had a good time. She's like, you are so wrong,
Speaker 3: you are wrong. I'm like, where are you talking about.
Speaker 3: She's like, you couldn't get ball side for kids for kids.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: Everybody she has another friend with her that two guys
Speaker 3: are with her. Her husband's like, she's drunk. She's drunk.
Speaker 3: This is what the alcohol does. He kind of like
Speaker 3: moves her, not like in a crazy aggressive way, but
Speaker 3: like guides her, will say. He guides her out of
Speaker 3: the way to the exit. I can just see him like,
Speaker 3: why are you acting like this? You're so drunk right now.
Speaker 3: I'm like, bro, this is the worst night ever for them. Wow,
Speaker 3: and get her the balls. Oh there was another thing.
Speaker 3: So right, So after that, Dwayne again Dowanotdwan comes back off.
Speaker 3: He's like, daw did you see what happened at the
Speaker 3: end of the game. I'm like, no, what happened? She
Speaker 3: tried to run on the court and get a ball
Speaker 3: signed by a player. They say security and police officer
Speaker 3: had to guide her out and take her off the court.
Speaker 3: She was clearly she had clearly want too many. It's
Speaker 3: somewhere between is Marillada and is a bill? Somewhere in
Speaker 3: between that she's a lady.
Speaker 2: She's a she's a lady who's been a woman who's
Speaker 2: been in the studio. I feel like that the husband
Speaker 2: has been in the studio for sure. And so she's
Speaker 2: a and she's a woman being very demanding of you
Speaker 2: to that while you're doing your job, which, by the way,
Speaker 2: when you're at the game, you're not just sitting there
Speaker 2: having fun with the microphone. You actually are doing your job.
Speaker 2: She is demanding and in what ordering you to go
Speaker 2: get three balls and get the ball signed.
Speaker 1: Come here, come here. By the way, I don't take
Speaker 1: no orders from no weather. I have a I have
Speaker 1: to finding out who she is.
Speaker 2: I just because of you know, you know how they uh,
Speaker 2: back in the day they had to ban the guy
Speaker 2: that threw the cup at the malice at the palace.
Speaker 1: We need to ban the ball lady. That's crazy. I
Speaker 1: probably could find game footage they.
Speaker 2: Were sitting course. Wait it wasn't Jumana. I saw her
Speaker 2: sitting court side of the red dress. No, you would
Speaker 2: uh you would have gotten her ball signed. You would
Speaker 2: only hear about this through litigation. People who do people
Speaker 2: who sit court side?
Speaker 1: Do they all?
Speaker 2: They all got to be rich, right because those seats
Speaker 2: are expensive?
Speaker 1: Yeah, one or the other. That's uh. I've been.
Speaker 2: I've been, by the way, promised that I was going
Speaker 2: to get to sit in Jason Rasnik seats. And then
Speaker 2: every time that I ask him, Hey, what you got
Speaker 2: going on this weekend?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Not this weekend? Like it's one of those type of things.
Speaker 1: So he was just sell on Monday.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised he didn't offer that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he only invites.
Speaker 2: He only invites me when I'm not able to go
Speaker 2: to the game, and it's usually twenty minutes before the game.
Speaker 2: It's like, how am I going to get there so fast?
Speaker 2: But maybe he knows, maybe some of those people that
Speaker 2: sit there, know who they are. That's what you gotta find.
Speaker 2: You got to go to those seats and that you
Speaker 2: was sitting in and walk over and go, hey, I
Speaker 2: just got a quick question for you. Who owns these seats?
Speaker 2: And say who was the lady? I want to know
Speaker 2: who that is? About to do some recon The problem
Speaker 2: is with us in the studio is that we let
Speaker 2: you know, thousands of people in with our mojo on
Speaker 2: the morning back stage passes, which are you know, an
Speaker 2: opportunity for us to help raise money for school charitable
Speaker 2: organizations and different charities around town. And I mean sometimes
Speaker 2: people donate a dollar to a one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: I mean we get well, not one hundred thousand dollars,
Speaker 2: but we get thousands of dollars for an opportunity to
Speaker 2: sit in.
Speaker 3: But maybe we just start doing like when we have
Speaker 3: people coming in on Fridays, we should add like a
Speaker 3: highlight to our Instagram page so we can like have
Speaker 3: one housed album of everybody extra and then go back
Speaker 3: to pandpoint of a security like a yeah, like a yearbook.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: This is funny because you know we get this a
Speaker 2: lot sometimes, like when we're doing our show out and
Speaker 2: location or doing it in appearances or something where people
Speaker 2: will want us to go do something they don't understand
Speaker 2: that we're in the middle of things. I bet you
Speaker 2: this happens a lot with just people like that work
Speaker 2: in general, no matter where you are, Like hey, come on,
Speaker 2: come on, come on, come on, Like you know, can
Speaker 2: you imagine walking into a doctor doing surgery and in
Speaker 2: the middle of surgery going hey, can you get us?
Speaker 1: Can you fix this for me? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, can you imagine what a die it would be
Speaker 2: throwing you get your ass thrown out of the.
Speaker 3: People thinking you can just hook them up because of
Speaker 3: the position you have, Like yeah, just shout out my
Speaker 3: business at nine am on the radio.
Speaker 1: I would love the promo, Like it doesn't work? Can
Speaker 1: you give me for rough tickets to im like I'm
Speaker 1: buying my own.
Speaker 2: The problem, though, is, and it's a good problem to have,
Speaker 2: is that we are all very approachable. Yeah, and I
Speaker 2: and I will say this that you know, it's not
Speaker 2: like one of those things that there are some morning
Speaker 2: shows that never are approachable or never out nobody ever
Speaker 2: sees them, and uh, and some radio people in general,
Speaker 2: And I think that The problem is that we do
Speaker 2: like to talk to people. We enjoy it, but we
Speaker 2: enjoy to mutually talk to you, not have you forcibly
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: But she was good up until you No, she wasn't.
Speaker 4: She just like offer you some money. Because usually when
Speaker 4: I'm trying to do something I'm not supposed to be doing,
Speaker 4: like bring a camera into a venue, I like, slip
Speaker 4: the security guard at twenty I'm like, just let me
Speaker 4: bring this twenty bucks.
Speaker 1: Twenty bucks gets you sometimes.
Speaker 4: Actually I know it works because one time the security
Speaker 4: guard I asked him if I could bring in him
Speaker 4: and he's like, well, what do you have?
Speaker 1: And I was like, what do you mean? Wow? What
Speaker 1: is what?
Speaker 2: Venues are not allowing cameras and things like that? Which
Speaker 2: ones are the hardest to.
Speaker 1: Get into LCA.
Speaker 4: But it's like you can't have a camera with a
Speaker 4: specific lens on it, Like my lens is removable. You
Speaker 4: can't bring a removable lens camera in there. Okay, you know,
Speaker 4: slip them at twenty and wait wait wait.
Speaker 3: The last time we talked about l C a security
Speaker 3: somebody cat fire.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and it was well.
Speaker 2: That one was also that there was special access that
Speaker 2: they didn't even have tickets or passes or any of
Speaker 2: that stuff, So that they were going into that, that is, uh,
Speaker 2: that is kind of interesting to think that twenty can
Speaker 2: get you?
Speaker 1: What else can it twenty get you? These days?
Speaker 2: I don't know what are they paying those guys that
Speaker 2: they're willing to risk their careers for twenty dollars. We
Speaker 2: only do it for pizza. I mean we're usually a
Speaker 2: little higher brow than that. What's up, Patty? What's going on?
Speaker 1: Patty? How you doing?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 1: How are you good?
Speaker 5: So I am on inspectiou share for neurosurgery, and hopefully
Speaker 5: nobody's listening. But all the time people will say can
Speaker 5: you send me a steroid pack, or can I have
Speaker 5: a muscle relaxer, or can I see you tomorrow? When
Speaker 5: it takes a couple months to get in. So if
Speaker 5: you want to trade a steroi pack for tickets, I'd
Speaker 5: be happy.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I ask all my medical friends, Patty.
Speaker 2: I'm not joking when I say this to you. If
Speaker 2: you are somebody that works MRIs, getting an MRI for
Speaker 2: anything nowadays, like if you have a knee issue or
Speaker 2: a scam for any kind of thing, it's impossible what's
Speaker 2: going on all of.
Speaker 1: The tesla like that.
Speaker 5: Well, so insurance companies want to deny everything. Like, for example,
Speaker 5: right now, my husband probably has a bad gallbladder and
Speaker 5: wants his doctor actually ordered a stat CT and the
Speaker 5: insurance company said, no, you have to have a ultrasound.
Speaker 5: So I called them and they said, well we need it.
Speaker 5: If it shows something, then he can have the CT.
Speaker 5: It doesn't show anything, then he can have the CT.
Speaker 2: That's how good our insurance is. They basically are let's
Speaker 2: X ray that which is not going to show you know,
Speaker 2: or a blood test is not going to show anything,
Speaker 2: and then let's have the person live with whatever they got.
Speaker 1: Wrong with them for more exactly, here's the deal.
Speaker 2: If anybody's listening from the insurance companies, Kevin will get
Speaker 2: you a ball sign if you're willing to help him
Speaker 2: out here an I'll slip you a twenty. It is funny, though,
Speaker 2: it is funny the things that I used to want,
Speaker 2: Like I used to want, you know, can I get
Speaker 2: backstage passes to this?
Speaker 1: Can I do this? Just shows you like you know
Speaker 1: the where I am right now? Now?
Speaker 2: It's like can I get a doctor's appoint Like life
Speaker 2: has changed? I know, isn't it funny? Like the things
Speaker 2: in life? Or it used to be, Hey, does anybody
Speaker 2: have like good GM discount that I could get? So
Speaker 2: I used to ask for that all the time, like
Speaker 2: on the air, and I'm telling you it was amazing
Speaker 2: how many people would call up. Which, by the way,
Speaker 2: if anybody has any discounts to any of the Detroit Three,
Speaker 2: we will take them if you ever have them, like
Speaker 2: you know, and I'm talking not like the smaller discounts.
Speaker 2: I'm talking like the big ones, like the ones that
Speaker 2: Mary Barra gets.
Speaker 4: You know, we need a new breaking an entering vehicle, wouldn't.
Speaker 1: It be nice.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you there's a couple people that I want
Speaker 2: to meet in life. I want to meet the presidents
Speaker 2: and CEOs of the Big Three. And I want to
Speaker 2: meet the guy that wraps vehicles so I can get
Speaker 2: our vehicle rewrap. That vehicle's got like five shows past
Speaker 2: us on there.