Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2: Let's have some.
Speaker 1: Fun on a Wednesday well day, and it is both
Speaker 1: a glorious and disastrous day.
Speaker 2: The disaster I'll get to in just a moment.
Speaker 1: Look, we're gonna start out, and it's look is going
Speaker 1: to be heavy around here.
Speaker 2: It is as heavy as ten boxes that you might
Speaker 2: be moving after we do heavy.
Speaker 1: We're going to talk about communist theft and corruption. I
Speaker 1: had to talk with Lee Zelden, EPA administrator today. It's
Speaker 1: not just going to be the EPA. It's going to
Speaker 1: be about nonprofits. It's going to be about the election.
Speaker 1: Last night in California, Trump confirmed that he gussed Elton
Speaker 1: net and Yahoo. We'll discuss that Supreme Court gave us
Speaker 1: another w Democrats really screwed up with redistricting stuff. We'll
Speaker 1: talk about handing the country over to foreigners, another warning
Speaker 1: sign for future GOP open borders types. Apparently Victorious Secret
Speaker 1: doesn't want to do DEI anymore. James Tallerco's girlfriend, all
Speaker 1: that emails and so much more coming up tonight on
Speaker 1: the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. But before we get
Speaker 1: any of that, I have always admired people who take
Speaker 1: chances who do daring things, and daring can take take
Speaker 1: a variety of forms. Obviously, daring might be climbing Mount Everest,
Speaker 1: but daring could be, Hey, we took out a small
Speaker 1: business loan. We're starting a small business. We're gonna try
Speaker 1: to make a business go. Small businesses fail all the time.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they succeed, sometimes they feil.
Speaker 2: That's a chance. Well, you're taking a real chance.
Speaker 1: I admire courage, and I don't just admire courage when
Speaker 1: courage succeeds.
Speaker 2: Climbing Mount Everest.
Speaker 1: If you attempt to climb Mount Everest, I have a
Speaker 1: certain level of respect for you. That's dangerous and scary.
Speaker 1: It'spirded that I have a certain amount of respect for you.
Speaker 1: Right all right, now, let's talk about California for a
Speaker 1: brief moment. California is obviously in a very very dark place.
Speaker 1: The Communists have run California for a very long time.
Speaker 1: It has put California on a very bad path financially,
Speaker 1: crime wise, They're in a very very bad place, which
Speaker 1: is unbelievable because California is paradise. California needs a leader.
Speaker 1: California needs a man and a vision. It's going to
Speaker 1: take a great man, a man of ideas, to lead
Speaker 1: California through the swamp into a glorious future. That's what
Speaker 1: California needs. As you know, California had an election yesterday.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about the results coming in still laid and
Speaker 1: all these other things. But one thing I can it
Speaker 1: just breaks my heart. One thing I can definitely tell
Speaker 1: you is this.
Speaker 2: Ran Deep.
Speaker 3: He didn't make my plan, my cup plan make affordable.
Speaker 3: California again, will recognize children's who maintain GPA level three
Speaker 3: point eight seven, three point ninety three, will support first
Speaker 3: my God, upon graduation from high school, we'll credit five
Speaker 3: hundred five dollars. Let's support our children lefts our schooling system.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Why Californians chose to reject that man in favor of others,
Speaker 1: I have no idea, clearly a man of vision.
Speaker 2: You should know.
Speaker 1: Fifteen thousand Californians did the right thing yesterday and they
Speaker 1: stepped up and they backed Ran Deep. Now there's a
Speaker 1: lot of there's a lot of votes in California. So
Speaker 1: though that actually only amounts too point three percent of the.
Speaker 2: Vote, So that's not enough to get you a majority.
Speaker 1: You're not going to advance with that, fifteen thousand Californians
Speaker 1: did the right thing. But look, not everybody who tries
Speaker 1: to climb Mount Everest climbs Mount Everest. Some people fail.
Speaker 1: Ran Deep didn't make at this time. I do think
Speaker 1: he has a bright future in American politics.
Speaker 2: But for now it's over in California.
Speaker 1: Well, let's discuss something that's going to keep coming up
Speaker 1: because the evidence keeps coming out.
Speaker 2: Now pause on California for a moment.
Speaker 1: What I'm about to talk about with you is going
Speaker 1: to lead us to California. So I had a chance
Speaker 1: to speak with EPA administrator Lee Zelden earlier today. I
Speaker 1: was just interviewing him, right, but we weren't talking on the phone.
Speaker 1: I was just interviewing him. I was speaking with Lee
Speaker 1: Zelden earlier today. And you know, head of the EPA,
Speaker 1: he's going to have access to all the books and
Speaker 1: things like that. And to hear Lee Zelden let out
Speaker 1: or just hash out the brazen corruption of Democrats was
Speaker 1: a jaw dropper for me, a jaw dropper. Lee got
Speaker 1: in there and what he discovered was tens of billions
Speaker 1: of dollars were getting funneled through the EPA and sent
Speaker 1: out the door.
Speaker 2: Okay, where's the money going.
Speaker 1: I'm about to tell you the most aggravating yet least
Speaker 1: surprising thing in the world. Everything you think you know
Speaker 1: about Washington DC and Washington DC corruption and how the
Speaker 1: corruption works, and how the legal theft of the American taxpayer,
Speaker 1: everything you think you know about it, you're one hundred
Speaker 1: percent correct about it. Here's how it works. I'll just
Speaker 1: use a couple names as placeholders, but this was happening
Speaker 1: to the tune of billions under democrat rule in this country.
Speaker 1: Let's say, well, you know how we always talk about
Speaker 1: the system.
Speaker 2: The system.
Speaker 1: You want to be a servant of the communist revolution,
Speaker 1: That's how you get your system membership card. And as
Speaker 1: in all communist systems, membership has its privileges. In a
Speaker 1: communist country, the people who are the members of the
Speaker 1: communist party, they eat better, nicer houses, better cars, bigger
Speaker 1: of TVs. You understand the game. Having that system membership
Speaker 1: card gets you access to the finer things in life. Now,
Speaker 1: let's say I'm a Democrat. If I'm a Democrat, I
Speaker 1: guess my name is probably the I don't know, Victor
Speaker 1: or something like that. But Chris Victor we'll go with Victor.
Speaker 1: I'm Victor the Democrat. I get a job in the
Speaker 1: Obama administration. As Barack Obama fills up our government with communists.
Speaker 1: I prove myself repeatedly to be a loyal communist foot
Speaker 1: soldier in the Obama regime. But dang things happen. Presidents
Speaker 1: get termed out. Barack Obama's eight year ends. What do
Speaker 1: I do now, Victor the Democrat is out of work?
Speaker 1: Right after all, I worked for Barack Obama, he's no
Speaker 1: longer the president. Donald Trump's coming in. I'm of course
Speaker 1: going to lose my government job. Oh but see, that's
Speaker 1: not how it works in the United States of America.
Speaker 1: How it works in the United States of America is me,
Speaker 1: Victor the Democrat.
Speaker 2: I go start a nonprofit, uh solar.
Speaker 1: Panels for turtles or something stupid in Democrat and hippie
Speaker 1: like that. But I don't just start it to start it.
Speaker 1: You see, there's an understanding, there's an arrangement made. I
Speaker 1: start solar panels for Democrats. I'm going to be the CEO.
Speaker 1: I'll take in we'll call it a million bucks a year.
Speaker 1: I'll hire a couple other people, all loyal democrats. Hey,
Speaker 1: you can have half a million a year, you can
Speaker 1: have one hundred and fifty thousand a year. But where's
Speaker 1: this money coming from. I just started a nonprofit, you see. Ah,
Speaker 1: But there's the rub. The money comes from the EPA.
Speaker 1: After all, on building solar panels for turtles. The EPA,
Speaker 1: meaning you you went to work, the government stole twenty
Speaker 1: five percent of your income, and then Democrats wrote checks
Speaker 1: with your money out to communist nonprofits where they make
Speaker 1: a fortune.
Speaker 2: A fortune. Tens of billions.
Speaker 1: Of dollars has been stolen from you and handed out
Speaker 1: to various communists, these communist groups, communist nonprofits, tens of
Speaker 1: billions of dollars. How many times have we talked about it?
Speaker 1: In the end, they're all just thieves. Days the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show on a Wednesday. Remember you can email the
Speaker 1: showse at Jesse Kelly's show dot com. Back to we
Speaker 1: were just talking about some EPA corruption and now let's
Speaker 1: let's get to California because California's big time in the news.
Speaker 1: They had some elections last night, which I absolutely will
Speaker 1: get to. But again, let let's have a talk about communists,
Speaker 1: and again a morality talk to help explain it. Normal
Speaker 1: people with a value system of some kind, maybe it
Speaker 1: was instilled in you by your parents or or a coach,
Speaker 1: or your church or your whatever, whatever. Normal people who
Speaker 1: have a Western value system, they don't fully understand how
Speaker 1: how the rest of the world, throughout the history of
Speaker 1: the world has thought about the idea of fevery. So
Speaker 1: let me pause for a second. We're gonna we're gonna
Speaker 1: do a little bit of Western civilization kind of ancient
Speaker 1: Biblical type talk. Just stay with me for a moment.
Speaker 1: You know, the Ten Commandments. Everybody knows the Ten Commandments.
Speaker 1: Every doesn't matter what your belief system is. Everybody knows
Speaker 1: what the Ten commandments are. All right, we got that.
Speaker 1: But aren't the ten commandments for you, whether you whether.
Speaker 2: You believe in them or not, whatever. But aren't they
Speaker 2: kind of obvious? Uh?
Speaker 1: Don't commit murder? Yeah, yeah, I'm not going to don't steal,
Speaker 1: don't it's it's a list for you. That's fairly obvious. Right,
Speaker 1: It's a pretty obvious list.
Speaker 2: Ah. But that's the thing.
Speaker 1: That's because you were raised in Western civilization at the
Speaker 1: time when Moses comes down with the tablets, at the
Speaker 1: time those rules that was not how the world operated
Speaker 1: at all. Don't steal? Why wouldn't I steal? Don't uh
Speaker 1: of it? Your neighbor's wife, Well, I want my neighbor's wife.
Speaker 1: Why on audience till him and take her. That sounds bonkers, right,
Speaker 1: That's how the world, so much of it operated at
Speaker 1: the time the Ten Commandments was all whoa, what do
Speaker 1: you mean? I'm not allowed to steal anymore. Now let's
Speaker 1: go to modern day today. Western civilization was created and
Speaker 1: built in general by Christians who were promoting some version
Speaker 1: of Christianity, all kinds of different sects and things like that.
Speaker 1: We're not going to get into the history of the Church,
Speaker 1: but that is really the creation of Western civilization. The
Speaker 1: Church was kind of a think of it like the
Speaker 1: sun and that solar system. Everything else kind of revolves
Speaker 1: around it. Our laws were made after it, so much
Speaker 1: of our lives are are influenced by it. So now
Speaker 1: you again, no matter what your beliefs are, if I
Speaker 1: had ten dollars in my pocket and I took it
Speaker 1: out of my pockets I was rummaging through there and
Speaker 1: left it on a table in front of you and
Speaker 1: stood up and left the room, I bet you money
Speaker 1: if you recognize it, you would say, oh hey, jesse
Speaker 1: ted Bos you forgot your ten dollars, wouldn't you. But
Speaker 1: you have to understand something. You're the weird one. And
Speaker 1: I mean that in the nicest possible way When I
Speaker 1: say weird. You're the abnormal one. You think that's just
Speaker 1: how people operate because you have been raised and influenced
Speaker 1: and shaped by Western civilization, where the idea of things
Speaker 1: like thou.
Speaker 2: Shalt not steal.
Speaker 1: It's really obvious, Thanks Captain obvious.
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 1: But that's not how most of the world operates. And
Speaker 1: that's most definitely not how most of the world has
Speaker 1: operated throughout history. If in your soul you believe that
Speaker 1: taking something that belongs to someone else is wrong and
Speaker 1: you shouldn't do it, whatever version of wrong you want
Speaker 1: to land on. If you believe that is wrong, there
Speaker 1: are legions, in legions, in legions of people, religions, historical times.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't understand your way of thinking at all.
Speaker 2: Stealing taking something that's what you do.
Speaker 1: You found something of value and you have the ability
Speaker 1: to take it away. If you can get it without
Speaker 1: getting hurt, there's no reason not to do it. You
Speaker 1: and your beliefs something on everything. We're focusing on stealing,
Speaker 1: because that's where we're going with this whole California thing
Speaker 1: and communism thing. You and your thoughts on theft, they're abnormal,
Speaker 1: they're weird. Now that brings me to communism. Why do
Speaker 1: they always steal? Always? They are always thieving every country,
Speaker 1: every single one where they've gotten any kind of a
Speaker 1: foothold in, they steal. When they take power anywhere anywhere,
Speaker 1: theft will follow. They steal. They were tearing through the
Speaker 1: Tsar's mansion in the Soviet Union, Well what became the
Speaker 1: Soviet Union. They're peeling the gold off the walls. They're
Speaker 1: just they steal everything they get their hands on. Why
Speaker 1: does it follow communists around like a shadow. Well, they
Speaker 1: share a value system that is extreme with with with
Speaker 1: so much of the rest of the world and so
Speaker 1: much of the history of the world. Well, yeah, you steal,
Speaker 1: you steal whatever you can. They have nothing moral against it.
Speaker 1: It's what you do. Commities the Jesse Kelly Show on
Speaker 1: a Magnificent Wednesday.
Speaker 2: So again, in the end, they're all just thieves.
Speaker 1: As we have discussed, you need to think about communists
Speaker 1: like a gang of robbers, because that's what they are.
Speaker 1: Their goal is always to gain access to the public treasury.
Speaker 1: If that's in a town or a city, fine, they'll
Speaker 1: raid the public treasury. If it's in a state, fine,
Speaker 1: they'll raid the public treasury. That epa story from Lee's Alden. Well,
Speaker 1: if God forbid you give them access to the federal treasury,
Speaker 1: they'll raid the public treasury because that's just what they do.
Speaker 1: They don't have anything moral against it. That's what they
Speaker 1: think powers should be used for. Headline. This is from Newsmax.
Speaker 1: California Wildfire Relief Fund diverted fourteen million dollars towards managing
Speaker 1: anti ice riots.
Speaker 2: I don't have to go into any more details. You're
Speaker 2: welcome to go look them up.
Speaker 1: Fourteen million dollars designated for people who lost everything in
Speaker 1: a wildfire. But the communists can't sit and look at
Speaker 1: fourteen million dollars and let it go to someone else.
Speaker 1: That's not how that works. That fourteen million dollars must
Speaker 1: be stolen. Speaking of the wildfires, remember that big concert
Speaker 1: they put on afterwards. What was it one hundred million
Speaker 1: dollars or something like that they raised. I think it
Speaker 1: might have been more than that one hundred and nine.
Speaker 1: It was at a ton of money, one hundred million dollars. Yeah,
Speaker 1: none of that went to the people. They just splat
Speaker 1: out stole the money. Why would I give one hundred
Speaker 1: million dollars to wildfire victims when I can just steal it.
Speaker 1: That's how these people operate. And that brings me to
Speaker 1: the election from last night. Because we're already getting surprise, surprise,
Speaker 1: It's gonna take some time to count the vote.
Speaker 4: There are still four million votes to be counted in
Speaker 4: California in a very significant chunk of ours are going
Speaker 4: to be later arriving vote by mail that are going
Speaker 4: to be tabulated, you know, maybe tomorrow, maybe in the
Speaker 4: coming days, maybe over.
Speaker 2: The next week, whatever exactly it is.
Speaker 4: But that size of a pool, Okay, we're talking millions
Speaker 4: of votes right here. When you see the advantage right
Speaker 4: now that Hilton has over Stire, not Bizarra that Hilton
Speaker 4: has over Stire, Okay, you're talking about a three hundred
Speaker 4: thousand vote advantage, Okase seven points, But in a pool
Speaker 4: of millions of votes late arriving vote by mail, if
Speaker 4: it's dramatically more democratic, which we've seen in the past
Speaker 4: three hundred thousand votes is something that Stire could overcome
Speaker 4: and he could potentially pass Hilton. That would mean be
Speaker 4: Sarah and Stire would pass Hilton here because it would
Speaker 4: just be overwhelmingly democratic vote. It would benefit both of them.
Speaker 1: I can actually see you rolling your eyes right now.
Speaker 1: I'm not even looking at you, but I could just
Speaker 1: telepathically see you rolling your eyes and I can hear
Speaker 1: what you're saying under your breath.
Speaker 2: All here we go again.
Speaker 1: The stories that they're already coming. They're coming out hot
Speaker 1: and heavy. This is gonna what what what did you say?
Speaker 4: The final piece of the puzzle that we won't know tonight,
Speaker 4: right is the late arriving vote by mail, And we're
Speaker 4: talking about probably like a third of the vote in
Speaker 4: Los Angeles. We're probably not going to be getting until
Speaker 4: tomorrow and maybe days to come after tomorrow. That mail
Speaker 4: can still come in after election day.
Speaker 1: Democrats strategist Leslie Marshall, I'm sure this was kind of
Speaker 1: a slip of the tongue, but gave the game away
Speaker 1: a little.
Speaker 2: All these late votes, Hey, are they going to help
Speaker 2: them Republicans?
Speaker 5: So we're going to see these numbers change dramatically, and
Speaker 5: it happens every time we have an election that, with
Speaker 5: all due respect to my buddy Katie over there, that
Speaker 5: her side of the eye will say fraud.
Speaker 1: And how come all these fellas are coming in late?
Speaker 5: No, this is what happens.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 5: It goes red and then it gets bluer and bluer
Speaker 5: and bluer.
Speaker 1: Why does it work like this? How is it possible
Speaker 1: that this happens every time? There's a blue area every time? Well,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter whether it's Madison, Wisconsin, Fulton County, Georgia, California.
Speaker 1: But we could go on on and on down the list.
Speaker 1: Why is it always shady election stuff? Why is it
Speaker 1: all Well? I might take days and every day you
Speaker 1: sit and watch as the election returns come in, and
Speaker 1: they never ever ever seem to benefit Republicans.
Speaker 2: Why is that? What's going on there? Well?
Speaker 1: I've tried to explain this a couple of different ways,
Speaker 1: but here's a new analogy. I want you to think
Speaker 1: about this. Who's a really bad guy, Elmncho. He's dead now,
Speaker 1: it's a cartel leader, but we'll use Elmentcho, that big
Speaker 1: cartel leader Brandon Darby told us about. Now you obviously
Speaker 1: understand enough about cartel leaders. That what's his life been.
Speaker 1: His life has been murdering people and stealing things and
Speaker 1: dealing drugs and all kinds of things. You know, he's
Speaker 1: a cartel leader. That's what he does. What he does
Speaker 1: is crime. Okay, Elmncho, let's pretend he's still alive. Let's
Speaker 1: say I make him the CEO of Coca Cola. Congratulations,
Speaker 1: Coca Cola. There's a new sheriff in town. We got
Speaker 1: a new boss. He's el Mencho. Okay, what's going to
Speaker 1: happen after that? Here's what's going to happen after that.
Speaker 1: Every single day, every week, every month, El Mencho is
Speaker 1: going to figure out new and inventive ways to steal
Speaker 1: from Coca Cola and turn Coca Cola into a corrupt
Speaker 1: corporation that will somehow enrich him and his friends. So
Speaker 1: on day one, Elmnho probably can't actually get much done.
Speaker 1: He's just got a bunch of reports. How we're sales
Speaker 1: last month. It looks like we're lagging behind in Europe.
Speaker 1: He's getting these reports on his desk. Day one, he's
Speaker 1: not doing that much. Day two, oh, he picked one
Speaker 1: of his top henchmen of vv of sales day three,
Speaker 1: he picked his cousin's mother's brother to preside over this
Speaker 1: or that or this or that. As he moves on
Speaker 1: every single day he is in power, he is putting
Speaker 1: into place systems and people, because the people are the
Speaker 1: ones who run the systems. He is putting systems and
Speaker 1: people into place that ensure he will be able to
Speaker 1: use crime to enrich himself in swindle Coca cola. Every
Speaker 1: day he's there, it gets worse and worse and worse
Speaker 1: as he builds the systems and installs the people he wants.
Speaker 1: That is exactly how elections work in any area that
Speaker 1: is controlled by Democrats, because they have absolutely nothing moral
Speaker 1: against stealing an election. In fact, they think it's moral
Speaker 1: to steal an election. I know, it's a really twisted
Speaker 1: sense of the Believe me, Communists are strange beings.
Speaker 2: They have nothing moral and stealing an election at all.
Speaker 1: Well, of course they're going to put these systems into place.
Speaker 1: So every time there's a blue area, the story is
Speaker 1: always the same. You find out on election day, around
Speaker 1: election day, for the weeks after election day, that surprise, surprise,
Speaker 1: there's another delay. Oh look, we found a new batch
Speaker 1: of ballots. Oh did these bunch of ballots end up
Speaker 1: getting lost on the way to get counted. Dang, that's
Speaker 1: too bad. Oh did those ballots happen to come from
Speaker 1: a red area?
Speaker 2: Whoops? I had no earthly idea.
Speaker 1: No matter what the shenanigans are, they all come back
Speaker 1: to the same thing. Democrats steal elections. And the longer
Speaker 1: you leave Democrats in power in any given area, the
Speaker 1: more of.
Speaker 2: Cinched in I'll put it that way.
Speaker 1: The tighter that gets of their corruption in elections, They're
Speaker 1: just going to use their time and their power to
Speaker 1: put into place systems that allow them to steal. Now,
Speaker 1: I mean, just honestly, what can you do but laugh
Speaker 1: about this stuff.
Speaker 4: There are still four million votes to be counted in
Speaker 4: California in a very significant chunk of ours are going
Speaker 4: to be later arriving vote by mail that are going
Speaker 4: to be tabulated, you know, maybe tomorrow, maybe in the
Speaker 4: coming days, maybe over the next week, whatever exactly it is.
Speaker 1: But that size of where these ballots coming from, who's
Speaker 1: going to be counting them, Who's going to be observing that?
Speaker 2: You understand the systems they put into place.
Speaker 1: Whenever you let these people get in charge of something,
Speaker 1: it's like giving Elmenho the reins of Coca Cola. It
Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly's Show on a fantastic Wednesday. Remember,
Speaker 1: you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 1: Before I get to those emails, and we'll talk about that. Look,
Speaker 1: there was a bunch of fiery congressional testimony today and
Speaker 1: a lot of which I enjoyed a great deal. We're
Speaker 1: gonna get to that. We'll touch on the Trump conversation
Speaker 1: with net and Yaho. I guess it was as spicy
Speaker 1: as we initially heard. We'll talk about that Supreme Court
Speaker 1: wins foreigners, so many other things, but I have to
Speaker 1: I have to tell you what happened to me today
Speaker 1: was freaking devastating. So any man, especially when a man
Speaker 1: goes to a new area, unfamiliar territory, a man needs
Speaker 1: to get the lay of the land. Guys know that
Speaker 1: if you're going now camping, all right, you don't just
Speaker 1: drop your stuff in a spot. You drop your stuff
Speaker 1: in a spot and you go sniffing around, don't you.
Speaker 1: Hey the creeks down there. That's that. But then we're
Speaker 1: gonna get wood from over here. You get the lay
Speaker 1: of the land. If you're in a new town, you
Speaker 1: want to know, Hey, it's the best gas station in town. Hey,
Speaker 1: where can I buy some blue jeans if I need them?
Speaker 1: Where can you gotta get the lay of the land.
Speaker 1: Figure out the lay of the land. Whenever you're working
Speaker 1: in an unfamiliar building, there is a basic that every
Speaker 1: guy with any sense knows and does. When you're in
Speaker 1: a new office, a new building, visiting something else, you
Speaker 1: have to track down the cleanest bathroom in the building
Speaker 1: in case the worst happens and you have to go
Speaker 1: at work right. So this has always been a priority
Speaker 1: of mine. You know my thoughts on public restrooms. I
Speaker 1: find them to be unbelievably disgusting. People are foul beasts.
Speaker 1: They don't wash their hands, they don't flush, It's just
Speaker 1: gross beyond imagination. So I try to make sure I'm
Speaker 1: staying at home for that kind of thing, if you will.
Speaker 1: But you also know what has happened to us, A devastating,
Speaker 1: devastating event, a studio flood. That's why I don't have
Speaker 1: my soundboard. We are on foreign soil work at what Chris.
Speaker 1: It is foreign soil to I know, we used to
Speaker 1: come here. It's foreign to us. Now, okay, anyway, we
Speaker 1: are on foreign soil. Now there's some fancy schmancy office
Speaker 1: building and all these floors. Now a long time ago
Speaker 1: before Premiere Networks built me my own studio. Thank you, Premier,
Speaker 1: I adore you for that. We had to work in
Speaker 1: this big iHeart building. But I heard didn't have every floor.
Speaker 1: I think they had two or three something like that,
Speaker 1: and there were twenty five stories or something in this building.
Speaker 1: You had a key card that supposedly could only get
Speaker 1: you to your floor. I'm not going to use the
Speaker 1: same bathroom everyone at High Heart is using. So I
Speaker 1: went on a hunt. I never told Jewish producer Chris.
Speaker 2: What I found, and he wanted to know.
Speaker 1: But my key card got me access to a floor
Speaker 1: I should not have been allowed on. No, it was
Speaker 1: not six, Chris, and the floor was basically vacant. So
Speaker 1: I had what amounted to be my own personal bathroom.
Speaker 1: Whenever nature called in this building. Jewish producer Chris asked
Speaker 1: and asked and asked, but I would not give out
Speaker 1: that information. And maybe you're thinking that's mean, But now
Speaker 1: it's fifty percent my bathroom. If I let Chris know
Speaker 1: about it, I would rather it be one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: I'm not concerned about his welfare at all. I'm only
Speaker 1: worried about me. Now back to today. We're in this building.
Speaker 1: Apparently we're going to be in this building until the
Speaker 1: end of time.
Speaker 2: It's a long story. I don't want to get into it.
Speaker 1: I've had to bounce around the different floors of the
Speaker 1: building looking for home base. I'm getting the lay of
Speaker 1: the land, like men do. I have been unsuccessful so far,
Speaker 1: not happy with anything I found. Until today, I thought
Speaker 1: i'd found a gym.
Speaker 2: I walk in.
Speaker 1: My nose tells me right away. Things are fairly clean
Speaker 1: in here. Okay, we're good to go. I go analyze
Speaker 1: the stall, the urinal situation. It doesn't look like people
Speaker 1: are using this bathroom. No, Chris, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: tell you which floor it is. I I have to
Speaker 1: take care of some things. I get things taken care of.
Speaker 1: I walk over to the sink. There's no soap in
Speaker 1: any of the soap dispensers.
Speaker 2: I know, I know.
Speaker 1: Now I'm not exactly sure where to go from here
Speaker 1: because I'm so grossed out. I'm holding my hands out
Speaker 1: in front of me as if i'm some kind of
Speaker 1: a hostage. I don't even know what to do. I
Speaker 1: don't even want to grab door handle, but God was
Speaker 1: smiling on me in that moment. I exited the bathroom
Speaker 1: after pouring water on my hands with no soap, and
Speaker 1: they had a big old thing of hand sanitizers sitting
Speaker 1: out in front, so at least.
Speaker 2: I got that done.
Speaker 1: But I told you this long, pointless story because I
Speaker 1: wanted to help you with something. If you like me,
Speaker 1: go try to find the lay of the land wherever
Speaker 1: you go. You need to add a soap dispenser check
Speaker 1: to every bathroom. Now, it is a lesson I want
Speaker 1: you to learn from me. I want you to learn
Speaker 1: from my mistakes. I want you to learn the easy way,
Speaker 1: because I had to learn the hard way