Speaker 1: It's good to have Shannon back. Shannon back from vacation. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess would you call it a would you call
Speaker 1: it a vacation?
Speaker 2: No, I don't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: I would call it a field trip with an eight
Speaker 3: year old. Yeah, there was nothing relaxing about it. We
Speaker 3: did a lot of stuff. We did a lot of museums,
Speaker 3: we did a lot of walk in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you you did what I I recommend this.
Speaker 1: I've done this with all my kids. I tell you,
Speaker 1: it's the greatest memories ever. And after having Luke have
Speaker 1: a birthday yesterday, we were recalling some of these trips
Speaker 1: that you went on. You took Smith on a one
Speaker 1: on one trip. You've done it with Lucy before. This
Speaker 1: is your first time with Smith though. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I told it it was so fun. He
Speaker 3: picked Washington, d C. By the way, So I said,
Speaker 3: you could go anywhere you want to go, not not
Speaker 3: anywhere crazy, Like we're not picking Hawaii for a weekend trip,
Speaker 3: because he would he'd be like, I want to go
Speaker 3: to Spain.
Speaker 4: He'd picked somewhere crazy. But he picked Washington, d C.
Speaker 4: Because he really wanted to take a picture in front
Speaker 4: of the White House.
Speaker 1: That was his thing.
Speaker 3: Which is funny because you cannot take a picture in
Speaker 3: front of the White House at the moment. It's completely
Speaker 3: blocked off on all four sides by a fence and
Speaker 3: then like this big black tarp covering the fence because
Speaker 3: they're doing construction.
Speaker 1: Are you usually able to just walk right up pretty much?
Speaker 4: I mean there's like a park on.
Speaker 3: All sides of it, but you can get you can
Speaker 3: get close enough to take a really great photo.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We smid disappointed at all because of that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but you know whatever, we did other things.
Speaker 4: It was so fun. We went to all the museums
Speaker 4: and I saw.
Speaker 1: You got right up to the Capitol. We actually got
Speaker 1: in the Capitol too, right.
Speaker 4: Can I tell you something.
Speaker 3: I had some help from the Keldyan Chamber of Commerce
Speaker 3: and they reached out to Congresswoman Haley Stevens, who is
Speaker 3: my district and so one of her employees who's actually
Speaker 3: from Wayne Wesleyan and his name is Brian Gallagher, so
Speaker 3: if you're part of his family. He was awesome and
Speaker 3: he took us on a private tour of the capital,
Speaker 3: which is cool.
Speaker 1: We actually were going to have her on this morning
Speaker 1: to see if you stole anything, just a beg of chips.
Speaker 1: But they said, they said that her schedule is busy.
Speaker 1: I said, what about six o'clock in the morning. You
Speaker 1: can wake up, roll over, grab the phone. Nobody's busy
Speaker 1: at six o'clock.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is kind of cool to go, and anybody
Speaker 3: can do that. By the way, you can go and
Speaker 3: go to your congress woman or man's office and ask
Speaker 3: for a tour and they'll go, you'll go right in
Speaker 3: there and they'll think, yeah.
Speaker 1: That's actually his really name. That's where the power is
Speaker 1: right there in that building. And that, by the way,
Speaker 1: the center, they say that center of our country is
Speaker 1: right there. What's some of the things you see on
Speaker 1: this tour?
Speaker 3: On the Capitol Building tour, I mean you go on
Speaker 3: the house floor that you see all the you know,
Speaker 3: you see on TV all the time, the.
Speaker 1: State of the Union is and everything like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then they take you down it's very small.
Speaker 3: They take you down in the tunnels that connect the
Speaker 3: Capitol to all the buildings around it. So Smith thought
Speaker 3: that that was cool some of it. He was like, Mom, I'm.
Speaker 1: It's like old buildings that don't smell as old as
Speaker 1: they should smell, Right, He was.
Speaker 3: Like, Wow, there's a Panera bread in the tunnel underground
Speaker 3: for all these employers.
Speaker 1: That was cool. Oh that's actually it's kind of cool.
Speaker 3: They have their own post office, dry cleaners, Panera wowment
Speaker 3: under there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he got a police department, Capitol Police. Remember that.
Speaker 1: We learned a lot about That's where they were there January.
Speaker 1: Everybody was underneath Donalds. They were all hiding the Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, it was fun. It was fun.
Speaker 3: You know, traveling with an eight year old is always
Speaker 3: very interesting. Smith managed to get a fake knife through
Speaker 3: TSA a dt W, which was really awesome as his
Speaker 3: mom to discover.
Speaker 1: When did you discovery?
Speaker 3: Well, so we were supposed to leave Saturday morning and
Speaker 3: super long story short, we ended up not leaving until
Speaker 3: twelve hours later on Saturday evening because of flight cancelations
Speaker 3: and delays and it was a huge back hale. But
Speaker 3: when we first got there in the morning, we get
Speaker 3: through TSA and we're sitting at our gate waiting for
Speaker 3: our flight and he always brings a backpack of crap
Speaker 3: on every trip we go, and I never know what's
Speaker 3: in this backpack. He just knows not to have liquids
Speaker 3: in there, like a bottle of water or whatever.
Speaker 4: So he's pretty smart.
Speaker 3: But it's like his blankies, some stuffed animals, some toys,
Speaker 3: his Nintendo switch, it's you. Those are usually the things
Speaker 3: in this backpack of crap. So he opens it up
Speaker 3: and he's like, Mom, can I do a haul off
Speaker 3: my backpack things that I brought? I'm like, sure, we've
Speaker 3: got some time. One of the things he pulls out
Speaker 3: is a fake knife that looks incredibly real until you
Speaker 3: feel it, and it's one of those like toy knives
Speaker 3: that if you push it again something it goes in,
Speaker 3: like it retracts or whatever. But it looks legit, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, how in the heck did you get this
Speaker 3: through TSA? Also, go throw it away right now before
Speaker 3: we get arrested. I'm like, we can't bring this home
Speaker 3: in Washington, d C. They will put us in jail.
Speaker 3: But the stuff you can get through TSA with, I'm
Speaker 3: honestly surprised we didn't get stopped.
Speaker 1: You know what, as long as it's not liquid, as
Speaker 1: long as it's not a bottle of shampoo, yeah, bag.
Speaker 3: Plato, slime needles or viral dumplings. They told us you
Speaker 3: can't get those through, but you can get a fake
Speaker 3: knife through.
Speaker 1: You can you can bring down an airplane with shamboo.
Speaker 1: But uh so, okay, so you're freaking out thinking we're gone,
Speaker 1: they're going to detain it.
Speaker 3: Well, we got we're going Detroit, but I'm thinking DC
Speaker 3: is not going to be the same that happened.
Speaker 1: By the way, that's crazy. I have had, uh the
Speaker 1: they'll pull stuff out of my bag and say you
Speaker 1: can't go through on the way homes more than on
Speaker 1: the way there.
Speaker 4: That's exactly right.
Speaker 1: And I think it's because and it could be I
Speaker 1: could be wrong. TSA. People can tell me this and
Speaker 1: you'll have to call and tell us what did you
Speaker 1: get through security or what did you almost get through security?
Speaker 1: Eight four four Mojo Live or text nine five five
Speaker 1: zero zero. I think that our machines are high tech
Speaker 1: and they can determine threat or not threat. Like there's
Speaker 1: something to those because you know how they change those machines.
Speaker 1: Now you have to put them on. You have to
Speaker 1: put everything in a bin and they go through that
Speaker 1: what looks like I don't know, like A yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah. When I come home from places, they're like,
Speaker 1: right over here, sir, is this your stuff? As we
Speaker 1: don't touch anything, and they put it behind the screen
Speaker 1: and they're like one by one going through everything here
Speaker 1: chargers vibrator. Honestly, they go through everything and they like
Speaker 1: what is that? And I have like things in my
Speaker 1: bag that like our radio type stuff, like I have
Speaker 1: like little the little microphones, like kind of you guys
Speaker 1: do the little fur I've seen you on your social media,
Speaker 1: like I have one of those and thinks they're like
Speaker 1: looking at it, like like what is that all about?
Speaker 1: But Smith with a fake knife is absolutely funny. Can
Speaker 1: I can I go back to something you brought up
Speaker 1: earlier and I didn't want to interrupt you because I
Speaker 1: thought it was so priceless and reminded me of it.
Speaker 1: I did the same thing with all my kids where
Speaker 1: I said, you pick anywhere you want to go, And
Speaker 1: I think I did this with Jacob where he went
Speaker 1: through all of grade school and did not get anything
Speaker 1: less than an a Jacob threw out from kindergarten all
Speaker 1: the way through eighth grade. And I said, we're going
Speaker 1: to celebrate if you can make it through the last
Speaker 1: We're going to take you on a trip anywhere I said,
Speaker 1: in the world, anywhere in the world. This kid. Could
Speaker 1: have We could have been in Africa on the back
Speaker 1: of elephants, you know what I mean. We could have
Speaker 1: been we could we could have been hanging out in
Speaker 1: Paris at the cap On Kid, the Eiffel Tower. We
Speaker 1: could have been in Wyoming hanging out with the Yellowstone guys.
Speaker 1: Guess where we were Cedar Point, Minneapolis, Minnesota, the Mall
Speaker 1: of America. We went to the Mall of America. He
Speaker 1: was obsessed with Nickelodeon and they had a Nickelodeon theme
Speaker 1: park in the Mall of America. That's where we went.
Speaker 1: I hanging out in the Mall of freaking America. What Honestly,
Speaker 1: I was happy it was now I was I was happy.
Speaker 1: It was a hub. It was a Delta Hub. And
Speaker 1: I got there fast. I say, Milan, I said, what's up, Cindy,
Speaker 1: how you doing?
Speaker 2: Bie?
Speaker 5: So we went through TSA in Detroit and my daughter
Speaker 5: was only eight years old at the time. She had
Speaker 5: a small little coach elongated crossbody on and she forgot
Speaker 5: to take it off whatever. She was eight, and it
Speaker 5: stopped her and they pulled her over and they took
Speaker 5: her purse and they had it for like forty five minutes.
Speaker 1: What he going through it? What was in it?
Speaker 6: All she had was you know, her phone and she
Speaker 6: had her tablet and like that's all we knew that
Speaker 6: was in there, Like we didn't know anything, like she said, man,
Speaker 6: not since house is.
Speaker 1: In there, Like yeah, yeah, by the way, and she's
Speaker 1: eight years old. And the funny thing is I always
Speaker 1: see where they'll pull aside and they will do everything
Speaker 1: they can on an eight year old and a ninety
Speaker 1: eight year old, Like the lady from the wedding singer
Speaker 1: is getting like accosted by a t s a person.
Speaker 1: He suspected it, Like, what is going on, Kelly, what's up?
Speaker 1: It's mojo in the morning.
Speaker 5: The first time, I just.
Speaker 7: Wanted to say, I was going through Seattle to see
Speaker 7: my daughter and I got through with.
Speaker 2: Road blunt are.
Speaker 1: What are we doing? You had to roll one?
Speaker 2: When I got to her house, I was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I got through with this and they.
Speaker 8: Even had the dogs out of everything.
Speaker 1: Did you where did you have it?
Speaker 7: It was in my It was inside the luggage.
Speaker 9: Inside it was.
Speaker 1: Rolled up inside of a piece of tissue.
Speaker 2: Paper like that.
Speaker 7: But yeah, it's crazy because.
Speaker 2: They opened up my bag of em and l's but
Speaker 2: they didn't.
Speaker 1: Hopefully they didn't take those away. You need those after
Speaker 1: that roll blunt you got there.
Speaker 3: Somebody told me dogs that they have are not for drugs,
Speaker 3: they're for b Yeah.
Speaker 1: Makes sense, right, Yeah, I've heard that. What's up is it? Gemma?
Speaker 7: Guess?
Speaker 1: Hey? What's up? How are you good? How are you good?
Speaker 1: What's going on? What did you get through in security?
Speaker 7: My husband had shut his cigar ship the blade.
Speaker 1: Oh the yeah, cigar cutter. Cigar cutters are interesting because
Speaker 1: I think the only thing you could pretty much do
Speaker 1: with the cigar cutter is cut your finger or thumb off,
Speaker 1: you know. But they well, it depends on how big
Speaker 1: your genus is.
Speaker 7: My husband had given me his mom's nails. It was
Speaker 7: an antique nail set. Yeah, they made me take that
Speaker 7: out and throw that away.
Speaker 1: Wow, what a nailson the nail like nail cutters and stuff.
Speaker 1: Watch out clip. Yeah one looks more like I guess
Speaker 1: a knife or something like that. Uh, Tyler, what's going on?
Speaker 1: How you doing? Tyler? Hey?
Speaker 9: Good morning guys. I just thought this one was kind
Speaker 9: of funny. So I didn't get it through security, but
Speaker 9: out of my way back to Detroit from the Naval
Speaker 9: Academy and I had a brand new pack of deodorants
Speaker 9: and then a laptop charger with like the little black
Speaker 9: box and wires wrapped around, and it was sitting on
Speaker 9: top of the deodorant and they thought it looked like
Speaker 9: organic material and a little deodorant shape with two it
Speaker 9: looks like a box cylinders with wires in a black box. Yeah,
Speaker 9: they were freaking out and they called over the bomb
Speaker 9: guy and they were questioning me, like what do you
Speaker 9: have in the two K And I know, I couldn't
Speaker 9: think of it. I had no idea what they were
Speaker 9: talking about. And then finally he opened it up and
Speaker 9: he's like, oh, like you're fine.
Speaker 1: Wow, Yeah, it looks kind of crazy. Chelsea had something
Speaker 1: crazy happened to her on a recent flight. She was
Speaker 1: on the flight and they delayed the flight two hours
Speaker 1: because three people had batteries that were on there, those
Speaker 1: lithium batteries and they they right as their to go
Speaker 1: down and the guy goes, hey, I've got these lithium batteries.
Speaker 1: There were batteries for something like a laptop or something,
Speaker 1: and they stopped the plane because they said that it
Speaker 1: could cause a fire. And I'm thinking to myself. If
Speaker 1: a lithium battery is that bad on an airplane, how
Speaker 1: is it that you're even allowed to have a lithium
Speaker 1: battery because that wouldn't that be the nine to eleven thing,
Speaker 1: you know, where they would take down airplanes with just
Speaker 1: some lithium battery two hour delay? Because yeah, what's the
Speaker 1: clot at? What's up?
Speaker 6: Hey?
Speaker 7: I have a story to tell.
Speaker 10: When my kids were younger, we were on our way
Speaker 10: to Disney World, and before that, my dad had taken
Speaker 10: them to a and Willow Run to a World War
Speaker 10: two exhibition. Unbeknownst to me, he got them bullets.
Speaker 7: So yeah, and we were going through PSA I can
Speaker 7: relate to stand and their backpacks are filled with all
Speaker 7: kinds of stuff I don't know. And we got pulled
Speaker 7: over and they're pulling out all these shells, these bullet
Speaker 7: cells from World War two.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you can't. You can't play with bullets or
Speaker 1: guns or anything like you. Actually you ammunition has to
Speaker 1: go underneath, even if it's from World War Two.
Speaker 7: I had no idea, mortified that people are looking at you.
Speaker 1: Like I've seen guys I've had. I had a guy
Speaker 1: in front of me when I was flying once that
Speaker 1: they pulled out of his bag a gun and there
Speaker 1: he was like what is he And he was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I use this bag for work and
Speaker 1: I carry my gun with me to work every time. Like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, how that? Well, it's crazy.
Speaker 8: They really take people like in the back in search
Speaker 8: them see it on the movies, plastic gloves and like,
Speaker 8: you know, well, they always ask you if they have
Speaker 8: to do your pants and stuff, if you want to
Speaker 8: be more private area.
Speaker 1: I usually say, how comfortable is it? Listen to this one, Josh,
Speaker 1: what did you try to bring on a plane.
Speaker 2: So I was like eighteen, and I was traveling between
Speaker 2: other in California and Oregon, and I I had a
Speaker 2: girlfriend at the time, and she she acquired snakes all
Speaker 2: python not that big a deal, but apparently you can't
Speaker 2: just ship snakes.
Speaker 8: You think.
Speaker 2: And there. So this was before the movie came out, right,
Speaker 2: And uh so I'm like, okay, well, listening with that
Speaker 2: big a deal, I'll just get a box, put some
Speaker 2: holes in it, throw them in there, put it in
Speaker 2: a backpack. It'll be fine. Everything will be fine. Absolutely not.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was standing there with a snake in each hand
Speaker 2: making a big tea in security while they were wanding
Speaker 2: me down. Call my ride that dropped me off at
Speaker 2: the airport to come and get these things, and uh
Speaker 2: someone had to drive them out from CALIFORNI orgon.
Speaker 1: No offense to you, but if I'm sitting next to
Speaker 1: you in twenty four D, I'm gonna want you to move.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want the box with the
Speaker 1: snakes there next to me. I don't even like the
Speaker 1: lady with the freakin' puppy, you know what I mean.