WEBVTT - Smith Got It Through TSA 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:03.440 It's good to have Shannon back. Shannon back from vacation. Well, 0:00:03.480 --> 0:00:05.360 I guess would you call it a would you call 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:05.920 it a vacation? 0:00:06.080 --> 0:00:06.960 No, I don't. 0:00:07.000 --> 0:00:07.360 I wouldn't. 0:00:07.880 --> 0:00:09.520 I would call it a field trip with an eight 0:00:09.600 --> 0:00:12.640 year old. Yeah, there was nothing relaxing about it. We 0:00:12.680 --> 0:00:14.560 did a lot of stuff. We did a lot of museums, 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:15.640 we did a lot of walk in. 0:00:16.440 --> 0:00:19.959 Yeah, so you you did what I I recommend this. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:22.759 I've done this with all my kids. I tell you, 0:00:23.040 --> 0:00:25.759 it's the greatest memories ever. And after having Luke have 0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:29.000 a birthday yesterday, we were recalling some of these trips 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:32.120 that you went on. You took Smith on a one 0:00:32.159 --> 0:00:35.400 on one trip. You've done it with Lucy before. This 0:00:35.479 --> 0:00:36.920 is your first time with Smith though. Yeah. 0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:39.479 Yeah, And I told it it was so fun. He 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:41.560 picked Washington, d C. By the way, So I said, 0:00:41.600 --> 0:00:43.600 you could go anywhere you want to go, not not 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:46.400 anywhere crazy, Like we're not picking Hawaii for a weekend trip, 0:00:46.520 --> 0:00:48.440 because he would he'd be like, I want to go 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:49.040 to Spain. 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:53.000 He'd picked somewhere crazy. But he picked Washington, d C. 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:55.400 Because he really wanted to take a picture in front 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:56.000 of the White House. 0:00:56.040 --> 0:00:56.639 That was his thing. 0:00:56.960 --> 0:00:59.200 Which is funny because you cannot take a picture in 0:00:59.200 --> 0:01:01.560 front of the White House at the moment. It's completely 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:04.040 blocked off on all four sides by a fence and 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:07.880 then like this big black tarp covering the fence because 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:08.600 they're doing construction. 0:01:08.840 --> 0:01:11.600 Are you usually able to just walk right up pretty much? 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:12.600 I mean there's like a park on. 0:01:14.080 --> 0:01:16.240 All sides of it, but you can get you can 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:17.800 get close enough to take a really great photo. 0:01:17.880 --> 0:01:18.119 Yeah. 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:20.400 We smid disappointed at all because of that. 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:24.960 Yeah, yeah, but you know whatever, we did other things. 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:27.000 It was so fun. We went to all the museums 0:01:27.040 --> 0:01:27.680 and I saw. 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:29.800 You got right up to the Capitol. We actually got 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:30.759 in the Capitol too, right. 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:31.559 Can I tell you something. 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:34.600 I had some help from the Keldyan Chamber of Commerce 0:01:34.640 --> 0:01:39.640 and they reached out to Congresswoman Haley Stevens, who is 0:01:39.720 --> 0:01:43.800 my district and so one of her employees who's actually 0:01:43.800 --> 0:01:45.760 from Wayne Wesleyan and his name is Brian Gallagher, so 0:01:45.840 --> 0:01:48.120 if you're part of his family. He was awesome and 0:01:48.120 --> 0:01:49.400 he took us on a private tour of the capital, 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:49.960 which is cool. 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:51.760 We actually were going to have her on this morning 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:54.960 to see if you stole anything, just a beg of chips. 0:01:54.960 --> 0:01:58.080 But they said, they said that her schedule is busy. 0:01:58.120 --> 0:02:00.040 I said, what about six o'clock in the morning. You 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:02.440 can wake up, roll over, grab the phone. Nobody's busy 0:02:02.440 --> 0:02:03.000 at six o'clock. 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:05.160 Yeah, it is kind of cool to go, and anybody 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:06.720 can do that. By the way, you can go and 0:02:06.760 --> 0:02:10.240 go to your congress woman or man's office and ask 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:12.560 for a tour and they'll go, you'll go right in 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:13.920 there and they'll think, yeah. 0:02:13.840 --> 0:02:16.040 That's actually his really name. That's where the power is 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:19.880 right there in that building. And that, by the way, 0:02:20.320 --> 0:02:22.519 the center, they say that center of our country is 0:02:22.600 --> 0:02:24.240 right there. What's some of the things you see on 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:24.680 this tour? 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:27.520 On the Capitol Building tour, I mean you go on 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:29.840 the house floor that you see all the you know, 0:02:29.840 --> 0:02:32.480 you see on TV all the time, the. 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:34.160 State of the Union is and everything like that. 0:02:34.240 --> 0:02:36.240 Yeah, and then they take you down it's very small. 0:02:36.440 --> 0:02:38.640 They take you down in the tunnels that connect the 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:40.760 Capitol to all the buildings around it. So Smith thought 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:43.240 that that was cool some of it. He was like, Mom, I'm. 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:47.280 It's like old buildings that don't smell as old as 0:02:47.280 --> 0:02:49.120 they should smell, Right, He was. 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:51.880 Like, Wow, there's a Panera bread in the tunnel underground 0:02:51.919 --> 0:02:52.760 for all these employers. 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:55.360 That was cool. Oh that's actually it's kind of cool. 0:02:55.800 --> 0:03:00.359 They have their own post office, dry cleaners, Panera wowment 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:00.880 under there. 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:05.760 Yeah, he got a police department, Capitol Police. Remember that. 0:03:06.600 --> 0:03:10.880 We learned a lot about That's where they were there January. 0:03:11.000 --> 0:03:14.880 Everybody was underneath Donalds. They were all hiding the Yeah. 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:16.679 No, it was fun. It was fun. 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:18.760 You know, traveling with an eight year old is always 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:25.519 very interesting. Smith managed to get a fake knife through 0:03:25.600 --> 0:03:29.960 TSA a dt W, which was really awesome as his 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:31.000 mom to discover. 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:33.160 When did you discovery? 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:35.680 Well, so we were supposed to leave Saturday morning and 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:38.920 super long story short, we ended up not leaving until 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:42.400 twelve hours later on Saturday evening because of flight cancelations 0:03:42.400 --> 0:03:44.640 and delays and it was a huge back hale. But 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:47.000 when we first got there in the morning, we get 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:50.240 through TSA and we're sitting at our gate waiting for 0:03:50.320 --> 0:03:54.440 our flight and he always brings a backpack of crap 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:57.720 on every trip we go, and I never know what's 0:03:57.760 --> 0:04:00.800 in this backpack. He just knows not to have liquids 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:02.520 in there, like a bottle of water or whatever. 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:03.520 So he's pretty smart. 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:07.080 But it's like his blankies, some stuffed animals, some toys, 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:10.200 his Nintendo switch, it's you. Those are usually the things 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:12.840 in this backpack of crap. So he opens it up 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:15.000 and he's like, Mom, can I do a haul off 0:04:15.080 --> 0:04:17.880 my backpack things that I brought? I'm like, sure, we've 0:04:17.880 --> 0:04:20.599 got some time. One of the things he pulls out 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:27.799 is a fake knife that looks incredibly real until you 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:30.480 feel it, and it's one of those like toy knives 0:04:30.480 --> 0:04:32.600 that if you push it again something it goes in, 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:36.400 like it retracts or whatever. But it looks legit, and 0:04:36.440 --> 0:04:38.080 I'm like, how in the heck did you get this 0:04:38.160 --> 0:04:41.960 through TSA? Also, go throw it away right now before 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:44.560 we get arrested. I'm like, we can't bring this home 0:04:44.600 --> 0:04:47.440 in Washington, d C. They will put us in jail. 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:49.719 But the stuff you can get through TSA with, I'm 0:04:49.960 --> 0:04:51.839 honestly surprised we didn't get stopped. 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:57.440 You know what, as long as it's not liquid, as 0:04:57.560 --> 0:05:03.440 long as it's not a bottle of shampoo, yeah, bag. 0:05:02.800 --> 0:05:06.520 Plato, slime needles or viral dumplings. They told us you 0:05:06.560 --> 0:05:08.360 can't get those through, but you can get a fake 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:09.000 knife through. 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:12.880 You can you can bring down an airplane with shamboo. 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:18.320 But uh so, okay, so you're freaking out thinking we're gone, 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:20.000 they're going to detain it. 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:23.400 Well, we got we're going Detroit, but I'm thinking DC 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:25.559 is not going to be the same that happened. 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:29.840 By the way, that's crazy. I have had, uh the 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:32.560 they'll pull stuff out of my bag and say you 0:05:32.600 --> 0:05:35.240 can't go through on the way homes more than on 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:35.839 the way there. 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:36.680 That's exactly right. 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:38.560 And I think it's because and it could be I 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:41.000 could be wrong. TSA. People can tell me this and 0:05:41.040 --> 0:05:42.400 you'll have to call and tell us what did you 0:05:42.760 --> 0:05:45.839 get through security or what did you almost get through security? 0:05:46.080 --> 0:05:48.040 Eight four four Mojo Live or text nine five five 0:05:48.160 --> 0:05:51.680 zero zero. I think that our machines are high tech 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:55.080 and they can determine threat or not threat. Like there's 0:05:55.080 --> 0:05:57.120 something to those because you know how they change those machines. 0:05:57.120 --> 0:05:58.320 Now you have to put them on. You have to 0:05:58.320 --> 0:06:00.400 put everything in a bin and they go through that 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:06.680 what looks like I don't know, like A yes, yeah, 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:10.120 but yeah. When I come home from places, they're like, 0:06:10.960 --> 0:06:13.120 right over here, sir, is this your stuff? As we 0:06:13.160 --> 0:06:15.000 don't touch anything, and they put it behind the screen 0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:18.640 and they're like one by one going through everything here 0:06:19.440 --> 0:06:26.800 chargers vibrator. Honestly, they go through everything and they like 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:28.320 what is that? And I have like things in my 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:31.479 bag that like our radio type stuff, like I have 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:34.320 like little the little microphones, like kind of you guys 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:36.560 do the little fur I've seen you on your social media, 0:06:36.960 --> 0:06:38.520 like I have one of those and thinks they're like 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:42.920 looking at it, like like what is that all about? 0:06:43.160 --> 0:06:49.440 But Smith with a fake knife is absolutely funny. Can 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:51.039 I can I go back to something you brought up 0:06:51.080 --> 0:06:52.480 earlier and I didn't want to interrupt you because I 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:54.680 thought it was so priceless and reminded me of it. 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:57.680 I did the same thing with all my kids where 0:06:57.680 --> 0:06:59.479 I said, you pick anywhere you want to go, And 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:02.240 I think I did this with Jacob where he went 0:07:02.279 --> 0:07:04.880 through all of grade school and did not get anything 0:07:04.960 --> 0:07:08.480 less than an a Jacob threw out from kindergarten all 0:07:08.520 --> 0:07:10.560 the way through eighth grade. And I said, we're going 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:12.160 to celebrate if you can make it through the last 0:07:12.160 --> 0:07:14.480 We're going to take you on a trip anywhere I said, 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:17.720 in the world, anywhere in the world. This kid. Could 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:19.800 have We could have been in Africa on the back 0:07:19.960 --> 0:07:22.560 of elephants, you know what I mean. We could have 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:27.080 been we could we could have been hanging out in 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:31.680 Paris at the cap On Kid, the Eiffel Tower. We 0:07:31.760 --> 0:07:35.920 could have been in Wyoming hanging out with the Yellowstone guys. 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:43.480 Guess where we were Cedar Point, Minneapolis, Minnesota, the Mall 0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:47.960 of America. We went to the Mall of America. He 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:50.640 was obsessed with Nickelodeon and they had a Nickelodeon theme 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:53.520 park in the Mall of America. That's where we went. 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:58.840 I hanging out in the Mall of freaking America. What Honestly, 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:02.000 I was happy it was now I was I was happy. 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:03.800 It was a hub. It was a Delta Hub. And 0:08:03.840 --> 0:08:10.520 I got there fast. I say, Milan, I said, what's up, Cindy, 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:11.120 how you doing? 0:08:12.480 --> 0:08:12.920 Bie? 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:16.760 So we went through TSA in Detroit and my daughter 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:19.280 was only eight years old at the time. She had 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:24.520 a small little coach elongated crossbody on and she forgot 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:27.880 to take it off whatever. She was eight, and it 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:29.640 stopped her and they pulled her over and they took 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:32.880 her purse and they had it for like forty five minutes. 0:08:33.000 --> 0:08:35.560 What he going through it? What was in it? 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:40.280 All she had was you know, her phone and she 0:08:40.480 --> 0:08:44.280 had her tablet and like that's all we knew that 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:47.079 was in there, Like we didn't know anything, like she said, man, 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:48.160 not since house is. 0:08:48.120 --> 0:08:51.760 In there, Like yeah, yeah, by the way, and she's 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:53.760 eight years old. And the funny thing is I always 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:56.880 see where they'll pull aside and they will do everything 0:08:56.880 --> 0:08:58.839 they can on an eight year old and a ninety 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:02.240 eight year old, Like the lady from the wedding singer 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:06.040 is getting like accosted by a t s a person. 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:09.679 He suspected it, Like, what is going on, Kelly, what's up? 0:09:09.679 --> 0:09:10.600 It's mojo in the morning. 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:19.480 The first time, I just. 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:21.680 Wanted to say, I was going through Seattle to see 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:24.360 my daughter and I got through with. 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:26.480 Road blunt are. 0:09:28.920 --> 0:09:33.760 What are we doing? You had to roll one? 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:36.559 When I got to her house, I was like, oh 0:09:36.559 --> 0:09:38.080 my god, I got through with this and they. 0:09:37.960 --> 0:09:39.400 Even had the dogs out of everything. 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:42.760 Did you where did you have it? 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:45.439 It was in my It was inside the luggage. 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:46.400 Inside it was. 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:48.559 Rolled up inside of a piece of tissue. 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:49.440 Paper like that. 0:09:49.720 --> 0:09:51.040 But yeah, it's crazy because. 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:52.360 They opened up my bag of em and l's but 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:53.960 they didn't. 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:57.880 Hopefully they didn't take those away. You need those after 0:09:57.920 --> 0:09:59.199 that roll blunt you got there. 0:09:59.280 --> 0:10:02.400 Somebody told me dogs that they have are not for drugs, 0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:03.959 they're for b Yeah. 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:08.120 Makes sense, right, Yeah, I've heard that. What's up is it? Gemma? 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:10.120 Guess? 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:14.120 Hey? What's up? How are you good? How are you good? 0:10:14.240 --> 0:10:16.160 What's going on? What did you get through in security? 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:21.840 My husband had shut his cigar ship the blade. 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:26.040 Oh the yeah, cigar cutter. Cigar cutters are interesting because 0:10:26.080 --> 0:10:27.640 I think the only thing you could pretty much do 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:29.880 with the cigar cutter is cut your finger or thumb off, 0:10:29.960 --> 0:10:33.839 you know. But they well, it depends on how big 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:34.600 your genus is. 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:41.040 My husband had given me his mom's nails. It was 0:10:41.080 --> 0:10:44.120 an antique nail set. Yeah, they made me take that 0:10:44.160 --> 0:10:45.160 out and throw that away. 0:10:45.520 --> 0:10:49.920 Wow, what a nailson the nail like nail cutters and stuff. 0:10:51.360 --> 0:10:56.480 Watch out clip. Yeah one looks more like I guess 0:10:56.520 --> 0:10:59.720 a knife or something like that. Uh, Tyler, what's going on? 0:10:59.760 --> 0:11:02.040 How you doing? Tyler? Hey? 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:03.800 Good morning guys. I just thought this one was kind 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:06.440 of funny. So I didn't get it through security, but 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:08.880 out of my way back to Detroit from the Naval 0:11:08.920 --> 0:11:12.559 Academy and I had a brand new pack of deodorants 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:16.000 and then a laptop charger with like the little black 0:11:16.040 --> 0:11:19.200 box and wires wrapped around, and it was sitting on 0:11:19.240 --> 0:11:21.720 top of the deodorant and they thought it looked like 0:11:22.040 --> 0:11:26.080 organic material and a little deodorant shape with two it 0:11:26.120 --> 0:11:30.640 looks like a box cylinders with wires in a black box. Yeah, 0:11:30.679 --> 0:11:33.600 they were freaking out and they called over the bomb 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:35.920 guy and they were questioning me, like what do you 0:11:35.960 --> 0:11:37.600 have in the two K And I know, I couldn't 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:39.800 think of it. I had no idea what they were 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:41.760 talking about. And then finally he opened it up and 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:43.520 he's like, oh, like you're fine. 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:47.360 Wow, Yeah, it looks kind of crazy. Chelsea had something 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:49.240 crazy happened to her on a recent flight. She was 0:11:49.240 --> 0:11:52.000 on the flight and they delayed the flight two hours 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:56.000 because three people had batteries that were on there, those 0:11:56.760 --> 0:12:00.640 lithium batteries and they they right as their to go 0:12:00.679 --> 0:12:02.960 down and the guy goes, hey, I've got these lithium batteries. 0:12:02.960 --> 0:12:05.560 There were batteries for something like a laptop or something, 0:12:05.920 --> 0:12:08.800 and they stopped the plane because they said that it 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:11.280 could cause a fire. And I'm thinking to myself. If 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:14.640 a lithium battery is that bad on an airplane, how 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:17.480 is it that you're even allowed to have a lithium 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:20.160 battery because that wouldn't that be the nine to eleven thing, 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:23.160 you know, where they would take down airplanes with just 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:28.160 some lithium battery two hour delay? Because yeah, what's the 0:12:28.160 --> 0:12:29.080 clot at? What's up? 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:30.800 Hey? 0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:32.000 I have a story to tell. 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:34.000 When my kids were younger, we were on our way 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:37.120 to Disney World, and before that, my dad had taken 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:40.440 them to a and Willow Run to a World War 0:12:40.480 --> 0:12:46.559 two exhibition. Unbeknownst to me, he got them bullets. 0:12:46.920 --> 0:12:50.880 So yeah, and we were going through PSA I can 0:12:50.920 --> 0:12:53.600 relate to stand and their backpacks are filled with all 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:56.920 kinds of stuff I don't know. And we got pulled 0:12:56.920 --> 0:13:00.680 over and they're pulling out all these shells, these bullet 0:13:00.679 --> 0:13:01.800 cells from World War two. 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:04.800 Oh yeah, you can't. You can't play with bullets or 0:13:04.840 --> 0:13:07.960 guns or anything like you. Actually you ammunition has to 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:10.200 go underneath, even if it's from World War Two. 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:15.800 I had no idea, mortified that people are looking at you. 0:13:15.880 --> 0:13:19.240 Like I've seen guys I've had. I had a guy 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:21.120 in front of me when I was flying once that 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:23.559 they pulled out of his bag a gun and there 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:25.080 he was like what is he And he was like, 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:27.200 oh my god, I use this bag for work and 0:13:27.240 --> 0:13:29.480 I carry my gun with me to work every time. Like, 0:13:29.520 --> 0:13:32.400 oh my god, how that? Well, it's crazy. 0:13:32.520 --> 0:13:34.840 They really take people like in the back in search 0:13:34.880 --> 0:13:39.640 them see it on the movies, plastic gloves and like, 0:13:39.760 --> 0:13:41.360 you know, well, they always ask you if they have 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:44.000 to do your pants and stuff, if you want to 0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:45.000 be more private area. 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:51.880 I usually say, how comfortable is it? Listen to this one, Josh, 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:53.480 what did you try to bring on a plane. 0:13:55.240 --> 0:13:59.360 So I was like eighteen, and I was traveling between 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:05.240 other in California and Oregon, and I I had a 0:14:05.280 --> 0:14:10.000 girlfriend at the time, and she she acquired snakes all 0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:15.120 python not that big a deal, but apparently you can't 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:16.679 just ship snakes. 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:17.040 You think. 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:27.560 And there. So this was before the movie came out, right, 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:31.120 And uh so I'm like, okay, well, listening with that 0:14:31.160 --> 0:14:33.000 big a deal, I'll just get a box, put some 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:35.000 holes in it, throw them in there, put it in 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:39.760 a backpack. It'll be fine. Everything will be fine. Absolutely not. 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:41.920 Yeah. 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:45.080 I was standing there with a snake in each hand 0:14:45.200 --> 0:14:48.640 making a big tea in security while they were wanding 0:14:48.680 --> 0:14:53.800 me down. Call my ride that dropped me off at 0:14:53.840 --> 0:14:57.320 the airport to come and get these things, and uh 0:14:57.800 --> 0:15:00.840 someone had to drive them out from CALIFORNI orgon. 0:15:01.000 --> 0:15:03.280 No offense to you, but if I'm sitting next to 0:15:03.320 --> 0:15:08.040 you in twenty four D, I'm gonna want you to move. 0:15:09.000 --> 0:15:11.000 I don't know if I want the box with the 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:12.920 snakes there next to me. I don't even like the 0:15:13.040 --> 0:15:15.600 lady with the freakin' puppy, you know what I mean.