Speaker 1: I'll laugh, some flirting and fun then nothing. Second date
Speaker 1: update happens at eight funny, I'll mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2: All right, I want to I want to do a
Speaker 2: couple of things here. One, I just want to do
Speaker 2: a quick little survey and ask ask a quick question.
Speaker 2: It happened again. This time it happened to Chelsea and I.
Speaker 2: So have you ever gone to a party and you
Speaker 2: go to the party and you show up at a
Speaker 2: time that was not the time that the party said
Speaker 2: that it was going to begin. Chelsea and I went
Speaker 2: to a party last week and the party, what we believed,
Speaker 2: was going to begin at five o'clock at night, so
Speaker 2: we were going to come thirty minutes late of the
Speaker 2: shy the time that the party started. We walked into
Speaker 2: the party, actually walked to their person's backyard because they
Speaker 2: were having the party in the backyard, only to see
Speaker 2: them putting tables together, shares on there and tablecloths on.
Speaker 2: Chelsea and I walk and we turn around and we
Speaker 2: and we're like, we're the first people here. Matter of fact,
Speaker 2: we're not just the first people here. We're here with
Speaker 2: the setup crew. We're here. We literally walked to their
Speaker 2: backyard and showed up and we're like, oh crap. And
Speaker 2: then Chelsea goes and looks at her phone and realizes
Speaker 2: the party doesn't begin until six point thirty.
Speaker 3: No, do you leave or do you help set up?
Speaker 2: We kind of did the whole we can come back,
Speaker 2: and our friend Denise was like, no, you.
Speaker 1: Guys stay, Everything's good. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So it's like one of those things where it's like,
Speaker 2: don't you know, everything's good. But we were there like
Speaker 2: with family, like literally like her kids, her grandkids, like
Speaker 2: we're like hanging out and Chelsea and I are just
Speaker 2: standing there like okay, what do we Hey, we're with
Speaker 2: the catering crew, you know, like one of those things.
Speaker 2: And so I want to ask this question, and it's
Speaker 2: just a quick showing of hands or even just quick calls.
Speaker 2: Have you ever had guests that showed up while you're
Speaker 2: still like in your underwear getting ready, like you know,
Speaker 2: you're showering, And is it ruder to be us showing
Speaker 2: up like really early or Kevin who shows up conveniently
Speaker 2: at the time that the food is being served.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean I do two different ways. If you
Speaker 4: remember like last year when Walker, doctor Reynold's son had
Speaker 4: his graduation party.
Speaker 1: I showed up super early.
Speaker 4: Like a half an hour maybe an hour before where
Speaker 4: they were still setting up. It was the time it
Speaker 4: was either show up early in showface, or don't go
Speaker 4: at all.
Speaker 1: So I chose to show up and support. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I have to be honest with you, though, I think
Speaker 2: that showing up early though, is harder because it's it's
Speaker 2: more difficult that because they know who's there because I've
Speaker 2: shown up like middle of the party or towards the
Speaker 2: end of the party, and you show up and they
Speaker 2: don't know when you got there because there's so many
Speaker 2: other people that you can hide amongst.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: This was one of those situations too, when everybody showed up.
Speaker 2: It was kind of like a like a TV show
Speaker 2: or something like that. It's like, oh, now, like people
Speaker 2: start randomly start coming in. Oh my god, it's the kaufmins.
Speaker 5: You know, rather show up someone show up early than
Speaker 5: stay late, because that's what I had. More is like
Speaker 5: I'm trying to go to bed, I want to take
Speaker 5: my makeup off, and you're still at my house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so out of here. That's an interesting point.
Speaker 3: I wonder like, yeah, come early, I'm getting ready.
Speaker 5: Anyways, we can talk, but like when I'm ready for
Speaker 5: you to go, you need to go.
Speaker 6: But see, like my mom is notoriously she's always early forever,
Speaker 6: Like she'll show up at least thirty minutes early to
Speaker 6: every family function, usually an hour. My cousin Renee is
Speaker 6: the same way. Like you tell her six o'clock, she's
Speaker 6: at your house at four.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: And I'm always the one that's like if I'm hosting something,
Speaker 6: it's the last minute prep panic, Like I'm still trying
Speaker 6: to get everything into the place. So if you show
Speaker 6: up and I'm in that state, like it totally throws
Speaker 6: me off.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I like that.
Speaker 3: But poor a glass of wine, let them sit on
Speaker 3: the couch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fletch was the early one.
Speaker 2: Fletch who used to work on the show and still
Speaker 2: does as our you know, putting deep voice guy together.
Speaker 2: Fletch would the doorbell would ring, the party was to
Speaker 2: start at six o'clock, and four o'clock in the afternoon,
Speaker 2: he'd come over to say he's going to play video
Speaker 2: games with my son.
Speaker 1: He would just show up when there wasn't even a party.
Speaker 1: That is true. That is true.
Speaker 2: Texter her here five eight six says showing up early
Speaker 2: is ruder than showing up late. I'd love to know
Speaker 2: your reasoning of that one. Another one here says I
Speaker 2: have family that do this all the time. They'll show
Speaker 2: up early and we will put them to work. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's a good idea, no rule, Yeah.
Speaker 4: As long as invitations have gone out, we've always said
Speaker 4: arrival at in your case six thirty.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Can we just put like a rive between four thirty
Speaker 4: and six thirty? Can we start doing that? Well, I've
Speaker 4: talked about this before. People who put a end date
Speaker 4: or an end time on parties. I think that is
Speaker 4: kind of weird, like when people say our party is
Speaker 4: from like graduation parties are different than just regular party
Speaker 4: because graduation parties you almost have to do that because
Speaker 4: there's so many graduation parties. But I have friends that
Speaker 4: will invite us over, and they'll invite us over and
Speaker 4: they'll say, Hey, Tom and Chelsea, do you guys want
Speaker 4: to come over to the house. We're having people over
Speaker 4: from six until eight thirty. And I'm like, that's weird,
Speaker 4: Like they're actually giving us an end time.
Speaker 1: Of when this thing's over.
Speaker 6: Part of me loves it because then I can like
Speaker 6: kind of plan the rest of my night, Like, oh,
Speaker 6: they want people out at eight thirty, Okay, cool, I'm
Speaker 6: gonna go home and like put on coffe clothes and
Speaker 6: watch something then like, I have my night.
Speaker 1: You know you're going to be home at a certain
Speaker 1: time you want. I agree with you.
Speaker 6: It does feel kind of rude to me, but something
Speaker 6: in me is also like, yes, I.
Speaker 2: Always wonder are they putting the end time on there
Speaker 2: for somebody specifically?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like who is it? Is
Speaker 1: it you know, cousin Ross, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Or whatever coming over?
Speaker 2: Like what's like that? Is that the reason why the
Speaker 2: end time is is coming out? Unless it's just surprise party.
Speaker 2: I don't need to be there at the time you
Speaker 2: tell me to be there. That's just how I feel. Well,
Speaker 2: a surprise party, you definitely got to make sure you
Speaker 2: show up if it's for thirty otherwise you're ruining this.
Speaker 1: Exactly did I be there at for thirty? Mo? What's up?
Speaker 5: Mo? I have?
Speaker 1: My last few years, I have people that show up
Speaker 1: my parties early.
Speaker 7: A couple of times, while getting out the shower, I'm
Speaker 7: still in a town, I'm like, look, you're here this early,
Speaker 7: You're seeing the goods.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, but you're too early.
Speaker 1: Seeing the goods? Uh that that you guys.
Speaker 7: Like, I'm sorry, help me out?
Speaker 1: Said you're gonna get I don't know. Did he swear?
Speaker 1: I don't know that I got it? Dump? I thought,
Speaker 1: did you Did you say the F word?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: I didn't know. Okay, I said.
Speaker 7: They show up early. Uh, because I had people come
Speaker 7: many times.
Speaker 2: Early to my parties and I just getting out of
Speaker 2: a shower, you know, sh I'm like going around my
Speaker 2: head cut off last minute.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Look, if you guys here early, either you can help
Speaker 1: me out or you're gonna see my goods happening. Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can I can?
Speaker 2: I talk about guys uh in women who answer the
Speaker 2: door in their towels, Like, I think that that's weirder.
Speaker 2: Like that is because I've I've had that happen to
Speaker 2: me where I'm going over. I've got I go over
Speaker 2: to Buddy's house, and I've gone over to his house
Speaker 2: and I rang his doorbell and his wife is there
Speaker 2: with a towel around, and I'm like that to me,
Speaker 2: is okay, I'd.
Speaker 3: Rather stand there for five minutes while she got.
Speaker 2: Dressed, honestly, or talk to me through the ring doorbell,
Speaker 2: like say to me, hey just got out of the
Speaker 2: shower or something like that. I find it very awkward
Speaker 2: because it's one of those things where you go, oh
Speaker 2: my god, am I supposed to look where like top
Speaker 2: of the head, bottom of you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like that?
Speaker 7: Yeah, right, I've was walking in the house before the
Speaker 7: party started.
Speaker 5: I'm in my towel.
Speaker 7: I'm like, hi, guys, I'm the Yeah, thirty five minutes,
Speaker 7: but give me one second.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that's a that's an interesting one. Thank you
Speaker 2: for the call. I appreciate it. Have you ever had
Speaker 2: this happen to you? Have you ever had a friend
Speaker 2: that throws a party and they just leave their own
Speaker 2: party like they.
Speaker 1: Like, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: That was another one of those things that happened where
Speaker 2: they all of a sudden, out of the blue, I'm like,
Speaker 2: where the hell did she go? And she just went
Speaker 2: to bed. She put herself to bed, you know. And
Speaker 2: it was not like it was dark because it doesn't
Speaker 2: get dark until late.
Speaker 1: What's going on? LaBelle, Good morning to Paul.
Speaker 8: How's everybody?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 8: I am always late, and so are a lot of
Speaker 8: my demographics. So if the party starts at six, I
Speaker 8: will put five on invitation And I've been doing it
Speaker 8: for a long time because like a lot of times
Speaker 8: the kids party, you print the space for like a
Speaker 8: two hour increment, and if people come an hour late
Speaker 8: and you're wat for money, so I always put an
Speaker 8: hour before it starts on the invitation.
Speaker 1: Can I can I just ask a quick question because
Speaker 1: I think it's obvious.
Speaker 2: But when you said in my demographic obvious, I think
Speaker 2: it's obvious that she's meaning that she's.
Speaker 8: Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that? What times when people say that, people say that, Okay, that's.
Speaker 8: Exactly what CBA times mean. Yeah, I'm black, African American, whatever,
Speaker 8: But yeah.
Speaker 1: Why is that? Can you can you explain that?
Speaker 4: I don't I don't agree to it. I don't agree
Speaker 4: with this. You got to ask label. You don't believe
Speaker 4: that people show up late to No, I'm not fitting
Speaker 4: that stereotype. I think people.
Speaker 1: I'm dead ass serious.
Speaker 2: So you don't believe that there you don't fit that stereotype.
Speaker 4: I don't you don't. Don't you don't fit that stereotype.
Speaker 4: I'm not always late.
Speaker 1: Where have I been late to the lading? Your party?
Speaker 1: Don't come labell?
Speaker 2: I think it's I find it interesting that you think
Speaker 2: I'm not going for I believe Kevin does not believe
Speaker 2: that is the case.
Speaker 1: I show up on time every time, my time.
Speaker 8: It's not for everybody, it's the case for me.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, well that's right.
Speaker 2: I love it, all right, LaBelle, you take care of yourself. Well,
Speaker 2: we're gonna judge it, don't. We have like a big
Speaker 2: station thing that we're supposed to be doing yacht party
Speaker 2: at the yacht Rock Listen. I show when I feel like,
Speaker 2: what time is that?
Speaker 1: Hold on? Look at that. I think it's like six,
Speaker 1: expect four. I don't expect that. Next weekend, Yeah, next weekend.
Speaker 4: I'm the only time I show up on time for
Speaker 4: if I'm getting paid.
Speaker 1: You know what, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I've seen you show up to this show a little
Speaker 2: uh sometimes are six six six until ten o'clock. I
Speaker 2: heard yacht rock party. By the way, is yacht Rock
Speaker 2: Weekend happening at the Rooster Table Tail the seventeenth, seventeenth,
Speaker 2: and eighteenth. If you're a fan of yacht rock, they're
Speaker 2: doing yacht rock that weekend. They're gonna have live music
Speaker 2: and all kinds of good stuff. But I heard celebrating
Speaker 2: a big old party there on Friday night and come
Speaker 2: on out.
Speaker 1: And say, here's the thing. Is the yacht leaving the.
Speaker 3: Dock are a yacht at all?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, that's the whole. It's the music. I thought
Speaker 1: it was really hard water, definitely wine.
Speaker 3: We didn't even know.
Speaker 1: Right there. I thought it was like a double thing,
Speaker 1: like yacht rock one the yacht.
Speaker 3: You thought rock music.
Speaker 1: No, I thought it was yacht rock. But on a
Speaker 1: yacht that would have been better, which the yacht rock inside? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: To look at the boat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, have you ever been there's the there's the
Speaker 2: yacht all aboard. We're all getting what's going on? Ray high?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 7: So in my demographic, we get married. Yeah, when we
Speaker 7: get married, uh, you know, we have a drummer walk.
Speaker 1: That's out right. I love Caldan wedding.
Speaker 7: I'm sure you guys have seen it before in the
Speaker 7: neighborhood or something. I went to the casino the night
Speaker 7: before my wedding. My friends took me out. When I
Speaker 7: come back home, it was like three o'clock, four o'clock
Speaker 7: in the morning. There's a guy sleeping on my porch. Okay,
Speaker 7: it ended up being the drummer he was too drunk
Speaker 7: from the Friday night wedding. He was too drunk from
Speaker 7: the Friday night wedding.
Speaker 9: My wedding was on a Saturday, and he was like
Speaker 9: and he was like a fifty year old foreign guy
Speaker 9: and he basically told me, he told me like, don't worry,
Speaker 9: I'm just going to sleep out here. Somebody dropped me off.
Speaker 1: All I need to do is.
Speaker 7: Just brush my teeth.
Speaker 1: In the morning, I'll be get to go.
Speaker 7: He had his drums with him, and everything is so right.
Speaker 2: You should have grabbed his drum and woke him up
Speaker 2: with his drum, you know, yeah, I love that. By
Speaker 2: the way, what is the song called that the guys
Speaker 2: that come running in with at the weddings?
Speaker 1: Or what's the thing called? All right?
Speaker 2: Well, thank you for the call. Courtney wants to talk
Speaker 2: to Kevin. What's going on with Courtney?
Speaker 6: Hi, good morning.
Speaker 7: I'm so happy you guys are back.
Speaker 8: Everyone missed you for a week, but glad.
Speaker 6: You got some time off.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 4: So Kevin, you.
Speaker 2: Said that you only are you're not late if you
Speaker 2: get paid, But don't you get paid to come to
Speaker 2: work every day and you're late.
Speaker 4: All the time to work it's salary, Corney. I do
Speaker 4: more than what I'm supposed to anyway. You don't know you.
Speaker 2: Guys have the tally for who wins the throwback. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you guy should start Italian.
Speaker 7: How many days we can see, how many times you
Speaker 7: late